Friday Night Lights (2006–2011): Season 1, Episode 19 - Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes - full transcript
With TMU trying to recruit Coach Taylor, Julie insists that she will not be moved away from Matt and Dillon. The quad rugby recruiters in Austin deliver some bad news to Jason. Riggins becomes friends with a single mother and her son.
carly, come on!
ohhh... Ohhhhhh...
Ohhh... Ohhhhhh...
no.
How ya doin'?
I'm sick and dying!
Oh.
maybe I should take you to a doctor.
nooo.
Just open our door so I can go in there
And just be alone.
'kay.
Hey! Hey!
Hola.
hey, guys.
hi.
what is going on here?!
I'm cookin' steaks.
playin' video games.
I'm in a kiddie pool!
gibbehhhh.
How long have you guys been hanging in our apartment?!
uh, how long have you guys been on vacation?
eight days.
'bout eight days.
ohhhh... Ohhhh...
she okay?
no. She's like dying.
ohhhhhh.
gib, help her up.
kay-kay.
ohhhh... Ohhhh...
man, she looks sicky-sick.
yeah. She's got jungle worms.
oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my--oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
well, what are jungle worms?
they're like these scuzzy little parasites
That set up camp in your guts.
ohhhhhh...
aah.
oh.
how do you know about jungle worms?
my mom got 'em from usin'
Some foreign guy's toothbrush.
so what are the symptoms?
uhhh... Dry mouth...
I'm so thirsty...
chills...
can someone cover me with a blanket?
moaning...
ohhhhh...
groaning...
ohhhhh...
and a lot of, y'know...
Uh...
Vomiting.
ewwww.
poor kid.
yeah.
One of us should probably get in there and help her.
hey these steaks are ready.
I want one! carne!
mmmm. Feed me.
in 5, 4, 3, 2...
I know,you see.
Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful.
Live life,breathe air.
I know somehow we gonna get there
And feel so wonderful.
It's all for real.
I'm telling you just how I feel.
So wake up the members of my nation.
It's your time to be.
There's no chance unless you take one.
and the time to see the brighter side of every situation.
Somethings are meant to be.
So give you best and leave the rest to me.
Leave it all to me.
Leave it all to me.
iCarly S06E02 iGo One Direction
oh yeah...
Oh yeah...
Yes...
after this will you massage my feet?
no, gross.
C'mon, work the heel.
Rub it like a man.
tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
so, am I better?
Are my jungle worms gone?
yeah, I'd say
You're pretty much over it.
But you still could be contagious,
So don't go kissing any boys.
yeah, no problem --
I don't have a boyfriend.
I didn't think so.
Well, I'll be in my apartment upstairs
If you need anything else.
hey, doc...
I got this weird-lookin' bump growin' outta my neck.
that's your head.
no, I meant a bump
That could be a problem
If it's not...
oh, hey, guys --
Guess what I got!
a woman?
a real job?
a friend your own age?
no!
Shhheck it out...
I just found this at the junkyard!
Amongst the junk!
what is that -- a motorcycle?
mm-hmm.
A motorcy...
What about this looks like a motorcycle?!
do you see wheels?
a motor?
anything motorcycle related?
look. I'm just a kid --
I'm not a "Wizard".
get in between the toes.
oh.
Is that some kind of exercise machine?
uh, thee best exercise machine ever made!
It's called the omni-flex.
what are you gonna do with it?
fix it up and use it.
like, to get in shape?
I'm already "In shape."
yeah, the shape of a tall marshmallow.
uhhh...
Look at these toned abs.
what's that In your belly button?
there's nothing in my--
Whoa, popcorn.
okay, fellow icarly people.
Check out the email I just got from the manager
Of a certain british band known as one direction.
shut up.
one direction?!
oh my god, oh my god,
Oh my god...
read the email!
he says... "Dear freddie."
oh my god!
"In response to your email,
"My clients, one direction,
"Will be in the seattle area later this week..."
no way, real life?!
ssh. Let him finish!!!
"...And they would love
"To appear on icarly
And perform a song."
sounds good.
t-bo!
You cannot borrow my deodorant.
Just--
Hello lady.
hi. Are you, um...
...Spencer spay?
shay.
is that fudge on your face?
no, no.
Yes.
Uh, who are you?
justine.
I think they left this at my door by mistake.
oh... Well thanks.
no way, is that an omni-flex?
yeah! You wanna come in And look at it?!
sure!
Oh my gosh,
I used to work out on one of these.
really? 'cuz, uh... Y'know,
I'm a personal exercise trainer.
yeah?
You lookin' for new people to exercise?
yes.
cool.
Could you do a workout tomorrow, 'round seven pm?
seven is perfect.
'kay. Well, bye.
no-ho-ho...
Bye to you.
Okay.
I love what you've done for me.
hey.
hey.
sam here yet?
no, she texted me from jail
And said she'd be a few minutes late.
sam's in jail?!
nah, she was just visiting her cousin, tanya.
Uh, nice water bottle holder.
don't make fun of it.
Spencer got this for me In texas.
See all the little handguns?
oh, yeah.
You gotta love texas.
noooooo!!!!
you can't drink after me!
I could still be contagious with jungle worms!
oh right.
'sup m'peeps?
whoa gib.
holy...
what?
are you all dressed up like that
'cuz one direction's Coming here?
noooo. Is that today?
Nooooo. What?
you guys, one direction Are on their way up!
oh my god oh my god
Oh my god oh my god oh my god!
how was that?
fan-tastic! Gorgeous!
so, what time do we do the show tonight?
we start at seven thirty,
So probably get here twenty minutes early.
okay, cool.
hey guys,
Quick announcement...
I am not currently dating anyone.
Just puttin' that out there.
and I give good foot massages.
Just puttin' that out there.
yeah, I'm not puttin' anything out there.
Anyway... We made you guys
Some british sandwiches,
If you're hungry.
what are "British sandwiches"?
oh, y'know,
They're sandwiches that are...
They have um...
They're just normal sandwiches.
so who's hungry?
yeah.
me too.
okay, we'll bring 'em up.
cool.
freddie, gibby, come help us.
'kay. sure.
something we can do for you?
uh, would you guys autograph
My... Sister's scrapbook?
yeah. Sure.
cool.
Just sign it by your pic.
yeah. Sure --
What's your sister's name?
uhhh... My sister's name is,
Uh... Gib--
G... Girlby.
girlby?
that's a name?
yeah.It's a really popular girls' name here in america.
You wouldn't know that.
is there any water around here?
over there.
ah.
Handguns!
oh hey sam.
one direction here yet?
yeah, they're upstairs
Gettin' ready to do the show.
mmm. Awomome.
Ahh.
Why are you dressed Like a rapper
That never sold any records?
I tricked this really hot lady
Into thinking I'm a personal exercise trainer,
And she'll be here any minute--
You're not a good listener!
And hel...
well? You just gonna stand there and look all stupid?
who are you?
bethany.
yeah, uh, look kid,
I don't wanna buy any of your church candy,
Or whatever you're selling.
I got a really hot lady coming here--
are you an exercise trainer Or not?
exercise trainer?
I smell fudge.
ah, hey... Kid...
What are you doing?
smelling this fudge.
well get out.
my mother said you were gonna exercise me.
no, I'm supposed--
Your mother?
I thought she wanted to work out.
well ya thought wrong, moron.
hey! I'm an adult.
You do not call adults "Morons".
pbbbbbbfffffffffttttt!
no. Whija--?!?! Oh.
ohhh.
can he stand?!
here, let's try...
ohhh.
whoa, he's really sick.
oh no!
This is horrible!
how'd he get so sick so fast?
ohhh... I feel cold...
And thirsty.
Will somebody hold me?
no.
here...
Have some more of this water.
whoa what?! What? What?!
Harry... You drank from my water bottle?!
yeah.
oh my god.
I gave harry styles jungle worms!
nooooo!
Ahhh gaaaahhhh,
Nooooo!!!
I'm so sad. I'm so sad.
Oh!
is he better?
I think so. Or maybe not.
How long has he been lying here sick?
almost a week.
I don't get it --
Carly had jungle worms --
She felt better after two days.
well, sickness is...
Y'know, it's just...
Other times... There it is.
wow. Good to know.
we're so lucky To have a doctor
right here In the building.
yes. Well, if I can be Of any more help...
you helped nothing!
y girls have A couple hundred bucks
You can float me 'til the weekend?
get out!
leave!
C'mon, we gotta roll.
'kay.
Oh, uh, harry,
You need anything before I go?
oh, no. Wait...
Could I have some more fruits?
fruit, sure.
and... And could you cut them Into the little cubes,
The way that you do?
'course.
I'll be right back with it.
and... Could you put Warm socks on my feet?
sure. I'll heat up a pair In the dryer.
what else ya want carly To do for ya --
Wash your tour bus?
sam...
how 'bout twenty bucks?
no!
beat it, clown!
...One and two and good,
Tell your mom to call me
And good and pull and--
I wanna stop!
why?!
cuz I've already been doin' this for forty-five seconds!
Where's the dang fudge?!
no more fudge!
I hate you!
awww...
Awww, kid...
Bethany... What's wrong?
Wow, you're already sweating.
no one likes me --
'cuz I'm awkward.
you're not awkward.
I'm not?
you just have a terrible, Terrible personality.
You're so mean.
And look at your shirt...
ohhh... Ohhhhhh...
Ohhh... Ohhhhhh...
no.
How ya doin'?
I'm sick and dying!
Oh.
maybe I should take you to a doctor.
nooo.
Just open our door so I can go in there
And just be alone.
'kay.
Hey! Hey!
Hola.
hey, guys.
hi.
what is going on here?!
I'm cookin' steaks.
playin' video games.
I'm in a kiddie pool!
gibbehhhh.
How long have you guys been hanging in our apartment?!
uh, how long have you guys been on vacation?
eight days.
'bout eight days.
ohhhh... Ohhhh...
she okay?
no. She's like dying.
ohhhhhh.
gib, help her up.
kay-kay.
ohhhh... Ohhhh...
man, she looks sicky-sick.
yeah. She's got jungle worms.
oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my--oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
well, what are jungle worms?
they're like these scuzzy little parasites
That set up camp in your guts.
ohhhhhh...
aah.
oh.
how do you know about jungle worms?
my mom got 'em from usin'
Some foreign guy's toothbrush.
so what are the symptoms?
uhhh... Dry mouth...
I'm so thirsty...
chills...
can someone cover me with a blanket?
moaning...
ohhhhh...
groaning...
ohhhhh...
and a lot of, y'know...
Uh...
Vomiting.
ewwww.
poor kid.
yeah.
One of us should probably get in there and help her.
hey these steaks are ready.
I want one! carne!
mmmm. Feed me.
in 5, 4, 3, 2...
I know,you see.
Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful.
Live life,breathe air.
I know somehow we gonna get there
And feel so wonderful.
It's all for real.
I'm telling you just how I feel.
So wake up the members of my nation.
It's your time to be.
There's no chance unless you take one.
and the time to see the brighter side of every situation.
Somethings are meant to be.
So give you best and leave the rest to me.
Leave it all to me.
Leave it all to me.
iCarly S06E02 iGo One Direction
oh yeah...
Oh yeah...
Yes...
after this will you massage my feet?
no, gross.
C'mon, work the heel.
Rub it like a man.
tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
so, am I better?
Are my jungle worms gone?
yeah, I'd say
You're pretty much over it.
But you still could be contagious,
So don't go kissing any boys.
yeah, no problem --
I don't have a boyfriend.
I didn't think so.
Well, I'll be in my apartment upstairs
If you need anything else.
hey, doc...
I got this weird-lookin' bump growin' outta my neck.
that's your head.
no, I meant a bump
That could be a problem
If it's not...
oh, hey, guys --
Guess what I got!
a woman?
a real job?
a friend your own age?
no!
Shhheck it out...
I just found this at the junkyard!
Amongst the junk!
what is that -- a motorcycle?
mm-hmm.
A motorcy...
What about this looks like a motorcycle?!
do you see wheels?
a motor?
anything motorcycle related?
look. I'm just a kid --
I'm not a "Wizard".
get in between the toes.
oh.
Is that some kind of exercise machine?
uh, thee best exercise machine ever made!
It's called the omni-flex.
what are you gonna do with it?
fix it up and use it.
like, to get in shape?
I'm already "In shape."
yeah, the shape of a tall marshmallow.
uhhh...
Look at these toned abs.
what's that In your belly button?
there's nothing in my--
Whoa, popcorn.
okay, fellow icarly people.
Check out the email I just got from the manager
Of a certain british band known as one direction.
shut up.
one direction?!
oh my god, oh my god,
Oh my god...
read the email!
he says... "Dear freddie."
oh my god!
"In response to your email,
"My clients, one direction,
"Will be in the seattle area later this week..."
no way, real life?!
ssh. Let him finish!!!
"...And they would love
"To appear on icarly
And perform a song."
sounds good.
t-bo!
You cannot borrow my deodorant.
Just--
Hello lady.
hi. Are you, um...
...Spencer spay?
shay.
is that fudge on your face?
no, no.
Yes.
Uh, who are you?
justine.
I think they left this at my door by mistake.
oh... Well thanks.
no way, is that an omni-flex?
yeah! You wanna come in And look at it?!
sure!
Oh my gosh,
I used to work out on one of these.
really? 'cuz, uh... Y'know,
I'm a personal exercise trainer.
yeah?
You lookin' for new people to exercise?
yes.
cool.
Could you do a workout tomorrow, 'round seven pm?
seven is perfect.
'kay. Well, bye.
no-ho-ho...
Bye to you.
Okay.
I love what you've done for me.
hey.
hey.
sam here yet?
no, she texted me from jail
And said she'd be a few minutes late.
sam's in jail?!
nah, she was just visiting her cousin, tanya.
Uh, nice water bottle holder.
don't make fun of it.
Spencer got this for me In texas.
See all the little handguns?
oh, yeah.
You gotta love texas.
noooooo!!!!
you can't drink after me!
I could still be contagious with jungle worms!
oh right.
'sup m'peeps?
whoa gib.
holy...
what?
are you all dressed up like that
'cuz one direction's Coming here?
noooo. Is that today?
Nooooo. What?
you guys, one direction Are on their way up!
oh my god oh my god
Oh my god oh my god oh my god!
how was that?
fan-tastic! Gorgeous!
so, what time do we do the show tonight?
we start at seven thirty,
So probably get here twenty minutes early.
okay, cool.
hey guys,
Quick announcement...
I am not currently dating anyone.
Just puttin' that out there.
and I give good foot massages.
Just puttin' that out there.
yeah, I'm not puttin' anything out there.
Anyway... We made you guys
Some british sandwiches,
If you're hungry.
what are "British sandwiches"?
oh, y'know,
They're sandwiches that are...
They have um...
They're just normal sandwiches.
so who's hungry?
yeah.
me too.
okay, we'll bring 'em up.
cool.
freddie, gibby, come help us.
'kay. sure.
something we can do for you?
uh, would you guys autograph
My... Sister's scrapbook?
yeah. Sure.
cool.
Just sign it by your pic.
yeah. Sure --
What's your sister's name?
uhhh... My sister's name is,
Uh... Gib--
G... Girlby.
girlby?
that's a name?
yeah.It's a really popular girls' name here in america.
You wouldn't know that.
is there any water around here?
over there.
ah.
Handguns!
oh hey sam.
one direction here yet?
yeah, they're upstairs
Gettin' ready to do the show.
mmm. Awomome.
Ahh.
Why are you dressed Like a rapper
That never sold any records?
I tricked this really hot lady
Into thinking I'm a personal exercise trainer,
And she'll be here any minute--
You're not a good listener!
And hel...
well? You just gonna stand there and look all stupid?
who are you?
bethany.
yeah, uh, look kid,
I don't wanna buy any of your church candy,
Or whatever you're selling.
I got a really hot lady coming here--
are you an exercise trainer Or not?
exercise trainer?
I smell fudge.
ah, hey... Kid...
What are you doing?
smelling this fudge.
well get out.
my mother said you were gonna exercise me.
no, I'm supposed--
Your mother?
I thought she wanted to work out.
well ya thought wrong, moron.
hey! I'm an adult.
You do not call adults "Morons".
pbbbbbbfffffffffttttt!
no. Whija--?!?! Oh.
ohhh.
can he stand?!
here, let's try...
ohhh.
whoa, he's really sick.
oh no!
This is horrible!
how'd he get so sick so fast?
ohhh... I feel cold...
And thirsty.
Will somebody hold me?
no.
here...
Have some more of this water.
whoa what?! What? What?!
Harry... You drank from my water bottle?!
yeah.
oh my god.
I gave harry styles jungle worms!
nooooo!
Ahhh gaaaahhhh,
Nooooo!!!
I'm so sad. I'm so sad.
Oh!
is he better?
I think so. Or maybe not.
How long has he been lying here sick?
almost a week.
I don't get it --
Carly had jungle worms --
She felt better after two days.
well, sickness is...
Y'know, it's just...
Other times... There it is.
wow. Good to know.
we're so lucky To have a doctor
right here In the building.
yes. Well, if I can be Of any more help...
you helped nothing!
y girls have A couple hundred bucks
You can float me 'til the weekend?
get out!
leave!
C'mon, we gotta roll.
'kay.
Oh, uh, harry,
You need anything before I go?
oh, no. Wait...
Could I have some more fruits?
fruit, sure.
and... And could you cut them Into the little cubes,
The way that you do?
'course.
I'll be right back with it.
and... Could you put Warm socks on my feet?
sure. I'll heat up a pair In the dryer.
what else ya want carly To do for ya --
Wash your tour bus?
sam...
how 'bout twenty bucks?
no!
beat it, clown!
...One and two and good,
Tell your mom to call me
And good and pull and--
I wanna stop!
why?!
cuz I've already been doin' this for forty-five seconds!
Where's the dang fudge?!
no more fudge!
I hate you!
awww...
Awww, kid...
Bethany... What's wrong?
Wow, you're already sweating.
no one likes me --
'cuz I'm awkward.
you're not awkward.
I'm not?
you just have a terrible, Terrible personality.
You're so mean.
And look at your shirt...