Freaks and Geeks (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 11 - Looks and Books - full transcript

A car accident results in Lindsay deciding to stop hanging out with her "freak" friends. She decides to rejoin the mathletes and start hanging out with Millie again. Sam adopts a new modern hair style in the hopes of impressing Cindy. When this fails, he seeks out a new wardrobe

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[KIDS CHATTERING]

HEY, UM...

MY FRIEND
WAS WONDERING, UH...

IF I GAVE YOU A JOINT,
WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?

WHAT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID IT.

LINDSAY!

HEY!
HEY, GUESS WHAT?

WE GOT A GIG.

YEAH. STROKER'S BROTHER'S
GONNA LET US PLAY
AT HIS PARTY.



UH, HE'S EVEN
GONNA LOAN US

A MARSHALL STACK
AND A PEAVEY BASS CABINET.

IT'S, LIKE,
TOTAL PRO EQUIPMENT.

YEAH. WE'RE GONNA BLOW
THE ROOF OFF HIS GARAGE

IN A MOST ROCK-TAGIOUS WAY.

WOW. THAT'S REALLY
GREAT, YOU GUYS.

SO WE JUST NEED YOUR
PARENTS' STATION WAGON
TO PICK UP THE AMPS.

WHAT? YOU GUYS CAN'T
USE MY PARENT'S CAR.

THEY'RE INSANE ABOUT IT.

MY DAD EVEN CALLS IT BETTY.

LINDSAY, PLEASE.

I MEAN, WE NEED
TO GET THOSE AMPS.
DON'T BE LAME.

I'M NOT BEING LAME, DANIEL.

MY PARENTS ARE
NEVER GONNA LET US



BORROW THEIR STATION WAGON.

WELL, DIDN'T YOU SAY

THAT YOUR MOM PLAYS
BRIDGE OR SOMETHING
ON TUESDAYS?

YEAH, SO?

SO, SHE WON'T
EVEN KNOW IT'S GONE.
JUST GRAB THE KEYS.

WE'LL BE BACK
BEFORE SHE FINISHES
THE FIRST HAND.

I DON'T KNOW.

OH! SQUIRREL!

Kim: LINDSAY, WHOA!
JEEZ, MY NECK!

JUST RUN OVER
THE STUPID SQUIRREL,
LINZE.

LINDSA
Lindsay: AW.

Y, YOU ARE
A TERRIBLE DRIVER.

SHUT UP, DANIEL.

YOU ARE.

Lindsay: HOW FAR
IS THIS PLACE, JAPAN?

NO. WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
IT'S ON THE NEXT BLOCK.

NO, DANIEL,
I TOLD YOU.

IT'S NOT ON HANCOCK.
IT'S ON WARREN.

IT'S ON HANCOCK.
I WAS JUST THERE.

HEY, COULD YOU PUT
ON SOME REAL MUSIC?

I HATE
THIS NEW WAVE CRAP.

NO. NO. LEAVE IT ON, MAN.
THAT'S JOE JACKSON.

HIS BASS PLAYER'S
UNBELIEVABLE, MAN.

HEY, THERE'S
VALERIE'S HOUSE, YOU GUYS!

YOU GUYS, I'M TELLING YOU,
WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.

LIND
NO, WE'RE NOT.

Y, PLEASE DRIVE
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

I AM DRIVING NICE.

YEAH. YEAH.
ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS

'CAUSE I GOT
A BIG ONE A-BREWING.

OH, NO. PLEASE DON'T.

EW. KEN, YOU BETTER NOT.

Ken: IT'S COMING!
Lindsay: EW!

THOSE MILLER FARTS
ARE UNBELIEVABLE.

LINDSAY, THAT'S IT!

THAT'S THE HOUSE
OVER THERE! RIGHT THERE!

Lindsay: WHERE?

WATCH OUT!

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
'BOUT MY REPUTATION

LIVIN' IN THE PAST,
IT'S A NEW GENERATION

GO AND DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO

AND THAT'S WHAT
I'M GONNA DO

AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
'BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION

OH, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO

NOT ME

ME, ME, ME,
MEME, ME, ME

WHAH! NO!

NO,

NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO

NOT ME

ME, ME, ME, ME

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
OUT MY REPUTATION

I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID
OF ANY DEVIATION

AND I DON'T REALLY CARE
IF YOU THINK I'M STRANGE

I AIN'T GONNA CHANGE

AND I'M NEVER GONNA CE
'BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION

CAPTIONINGADE POSSIBLE BY
DREAMWORKS TELEVISION, L.L.C.

CA BOOK.

I HATE BEING IN SCHOOL
AFTER IT'S OUT.

MAKES ME FEEL
LIKE A JANITOR.

JANITORS ARE COOL.

I'D LIKE TO BE A JANITOR.

WHY? SO YOU CAN SHOW UP
WITH THE RED SAWDUST

AFTER A KID THROWS UP?

NO. 'CAUSE JANITORS MAKE
WAY MORE THAN TEACHERS.

IT MAKES UP FOR ALL THAT
GROSS STUFF THEY HAVE TO DO.

Todd: WHY?
Cindy: OH, YOU.

BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.

COME ON,
GIRLS CAN CALL GUYS.

GIRLS DO NOT CALL GUYS.

SURE, THEY DO.

NO, THEY DON'T.

COME ON.

WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT HIM ANYWAY?

IT'S THE HAIR.

Sam: OH, COME ON.

SHE LIKES HIM
BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR?

OF COURSE. HE'S GOT
THE FEATHERED THING
GOING.

GIRLS LOVE THAT.

YEAH. ALL THE MEN
MY MOM DATES

HAVE FEATHERED HAIR.

I HEARD

HER TALKING
TO HER GIRLFRIENDS.

SHE SAID ANY GUY WITH
FEATHERED HAIR IS FOXY.

BUT IT'S JUST HAIR.

I MEAN, WHY WOULD GIRLS
CARE HOW YOU COMB IT?

THAT'S WOMEN.

THEY GET TURNED ON
BY WEIRD STUFF.

MY GOD,
LOOK AT MY CAR!

WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?

I AM SO, SO SORRY.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH

YOU?
DIDN'T YOU SEE ME
PULLING OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY?

HEY, LADY,
SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL
A LITTLE UPSET HERE.

DON'T TALK TO ME NOW.
DO NOT TALK TO ME.

BARBARA, COULD YOU
CALL THE POLICE?

THE POLICE?!
COME ON, LADY!

CALM THE HELL DOWN,
ALL RIGHT?

KIM, KNOCK IT OFF!

GOD, THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!

WHAT? LINDSAY,
HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?

OH. "THAT'S THE HOUSE!"
THAT'S WHEN YOU WERE--

HEY, HEY, HEY, GUYS!

TAKE IT EASY.
IT'S BOTH YOUR FAULTS.

WHAT? THIS IS NOT
MY FAULT, DANIEL.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
TALKED ME INTO THIS.

I DIDN'T TALK YOU
INTO ANYTHING.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MUCH TROUBLE
I AM GONNA BE IN?

YOU ARE GONNA PAY
FOR EVERY LAST CENT OF
THIS DAMAGE, YOUNG LADY.

HEY, LADY. THERE'S
SOMETHING YOU MIGHT
NOT HAVE HEARD OF.

IT'S CALLED
INSURANCE.

OH, PLEASE.
YOU JUST STAY AWAY
FROM ME. JUST STAY AWAY.

YEAH. WHO WANTS TO
BE NEAR YOU ANYWAYS.
YOU'RE TOO SEXY.

OH, PLEASE. OH, MAN.

[DANIEL MOANS]

OLICE.YOU KNOW THAT?

I COULD CALL THE POLICE

AND REPORT THIS
AS GRAND THEFT AUTO.

I CAN SEND
MY OWN DYOU KNOW THAT?

I'M SO SORRY, DADDY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

LIEVE ANYTHINGYOU SAY ANYMORE.

WHY SHOULD I?

YOU'RE GROUNDED.

I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
FOR HOW LONG.

YOU'LL BE COMING HOMEAND SITTING
IN YOUR ROOM.

NO STEREO, NO RADIO,

NO TV, NO NOTHING.

AND YOU ARE NOT
TO HANG OUT

WITH THOSE BURNT-OUT
FRIENDS OF YOURS...

EVER AGAIN.

EVER! DO YOU HEAR ME?

DON'T WORRY.

[SIGHS] I WON'T.

YOU'D BEER NOT.

HEY, LINDSAY.

I SAW THE SMASHED CAR
IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE

ARE YOU OK, LINDSAY?

YEAH.

NO.

IT WAS SO TERRIBLE,
MILLIE.

IT JUST DIDN'T SOUND
LIKE ANYTHING
YOU'VE EVER HEARD.

IT WAS JUST
THIS THUD.

IT WAS SO SCARY.

WHO WAS IN THE CAR
WITH YOU?

WHO DO YOU THINK?

SORRY, LINDSAY.

IF Y

OU WANT,
I CAN GO GET MY UNO DECK.

NO. I'M FINE.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE MATHLETE SCRIMMAGE

AGAINST NORTH LAKE?

KATIE GOT SO NERVOUS
WHEN SHE WENT UP
TO DO HER ROUND

THAT SHE GOT
A BLOODY NOSE.

AND THEN,
SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT.

SHE HAD TO SNEEZE,
AND SHE BLEW BLOOD
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[LAUGHS] SHE LOOKED DOWN,
AND SHE SAW IT ON HER SHIRT,

AND SHE FAINTED.

UH-UH.

NO, SHE DIDN'T.

WELL, NO, BUT...

SHE WAS GONNA.

IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.

SO, HOW'S THE TEAM
DOING THIS YEAR?

THEY, UH--
IT'S BEEN COOL.

NOT AS FUN AS LAST YEAR.

I REALLY MISS YOU,
LINDSAY.

ALL THE MATHLETES DO.

[SLIKID
BY THE WHO PLAYS]

I'VE GOT MY CLIPBOARD,
TEXTBOOKS

LEAD ME
TO THE STATION...

OH, MAN.

HOW AM I GONNA GET THIS ON
WITHOUT MESSING UP MY HAIR?

[RIP]

GONNA RUN TILL
MY FEET ARE RAW

SLIP KID, SLIP KID...

MAN!

I'M A SOLDIER AT 13

SLIP KID, SLIP KID,
REALIZATION

THERE'S NO EASY WAY
TO BE FREE

NO EASY WAY TO BE FREE

BOY, I CAN JUST IMAGINE
HOW MUCH THOSE PIRATES
ARE GONNA CHARGE ME.

JUST PRETEND YOU KNOW
A LOT ABOUT CARS.

BUT I DON'T.

THEY CAN SMELL IT,
THE BLOODSUCKERS.

YEAH--

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

LINDSAY,
YOU WANT SOME BACON?

NO, THANKS, MOM.

I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE SOME JUICE.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

WHAT?

SAM.

HEY, DAD.

SAMMY, YOU LOOK
SO HANDSOME.

JUST LIKE ONE
OF THE HARDY BOYS.

THANKS.

HEY, SAM, WAIT UP.

BYE, MOM.

BYE, DAD.

WOW.

MY GOODNESS.

DON'T THE WEIRS
LOOK NICE TODAY?

Both: THANK YOU.

SEE YOU.

SEE YOU, SAM.

HA HA HA HA!

WHAT, DID YOU JUST
COME FROM CHURCH?

SO, HOW'D THINGS
GO WITH YOUR DAD?

WAS HE PISSED?

NO. NOT AT ALL.
HE WAS REALLY HAPPY

THAT I STOLE HIS CAR
AND SMASHED IT.

HEY, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

THE PARTY GOT MOVED
TILL TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, DANIEL?

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME
FEEL ANY BETTER

'CAUSE NOW I'M GROUNDED,
SO I CAN'T GO

TO ANY OF YOUR
STUPID PARTIES, EVER.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SNEAK OUT?

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO TO HELL?

[LAUGHS] WHOA.

GOD, LINDSAY.

OH, SHUT UP, KIM!

I'M SICK OF YOU GUYS
GETTING ME IN TROUBLE
ALL THE TIME.

I'M SICK OF YOU GUYS,
PERIOD.

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
ON YOUR PERIOD.

[KEN LAUGHS]

YEAH, DANIEL,
THAT'S EXACTLY IT.

I'M ON MY PERIOD.
YOU FIGURED IT OUT.

IT WAS A JOKE.

OH, SORRY.

IT'S HARD TO PICK UP
ON THE SUBTLETY
OF YOUR WIT.

WHAT'S UP YOUR BUTT,
PRINCESS?

YOU ARE, DANIEL!
I'M TIRED OF YOU USING ME.

YOU'RE
THE MOST SELFISH PEOPLE

I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT BEING SMART

OR GOING TO SCHOOL
OR ANYTHING ELSE,

BUT JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIVES
ARE SUCH LOST CAUSES,

DON'T KEEP ASSUMING
THAT MINE IS.

WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT IT WAS
PRETTY FUNNY.

SHUT UP.

YOU KNOW, WHO ASKED
HER TO HANG OUT
WITH US ANYWAYS?

LIKE WE NEED
HER LITTLE JUDGMENTS
ALL THE TIME.

MY LIFE AIN'T
A LOST CAUSE,
YOU KNOW?

HERS IS.

SHE'S JUST A BIG BABY.

I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT
FROM DAY ONE.

IT'S LIKE HANGING OUT
WITH MY GRANDMA.

YEAH. WELL,
LITTLE MISS PERFECT
DOESN'T KNOW

WHAT I'M GONNA DO
WITH MY LIFE.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT MY PLANS ARE.

WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOUR PLANS?

I GOT A LOT OF PLANS.

LIKE?

WHO ARE YOU,
MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR?

WHAT AREYOUGONNA DO?

I'M GONNA WAIT
FOR MY DAD TO DIE

SO I INHERIT HIS COMPANY.

THEN I'M GONNA SELL IT
AND MOVE TO HAWAII.

GREAT PLAN.

I DON'T HEAR
ANYTHING BETTER
COMING OUT OF YOU.

WELL...

I'M GONNA BE, LIKE,
A LAWYER OR SOMETHING.

I'M GONNA PUT
THE POLE ON TRIAL.

I'M GONNA GET GUYS
OUT OF JAIL AND STUFF.

YOU KNOW?

YEAH. MAYBE YOU CAN
BREAK DANIEL
OUT OF THERE.

SCREW YOU, MAN.
I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL.

OK.
WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING?

PLENTY.

NOW IF YOU'RE DONE
GRILLING ME, MR. ROSSO,

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
A DOLLAR SO I CAN GET
SOME SNO-BALLS?

OK.

YOU GUYS,
I'M TELLING YOU,

THIS--IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.

LINDSAY'S REALLY DEPRESSED
THAT I BROKE UP WITH HER.

SHE'S GOT TO GET OVER IT
THOUGH, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, NICK. SURE.

SO, I GUESS
YOU'RE GONNA BE, LIKE,

A PSYCHIATRIST
OR SOMETHING.

NO. I'M GONNA BE
A DEEJAY, MAN.

AND MAYBE,
UM, A LUMBERJACK.

THE NAME OF THE COMPANY
IS TEXAS INSTRUMENTS,

BUT I HEARD
IT'S MADE IN TAIWAN.

[ALL LAUGH]

HEY.

IS IT OK
IF I SIT HERE?

YEAH. SIT DOWN,
LINDSAY.

HI, CAREY.

HI.

HI, ERIN.
HI.

LOOK, LINDSAY.
ERIN GOT A NEW CALCULATOR.

IT GRAPHS AND EVERYTHING.

I GOT IT
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

THAT'S COOL.

CAN I SEE IT?
Erin: YEAH.

DO YOU HAVE
A CALCULATOR, LINDSAY?

NO. MY DAD
WON'T BUY ME ONE.

HE SAYS EINSTEIN
DID FINE WITHOUT ONE
AND SO SHOULD I.

YOU DON'T NEED ONE,
LINDSAY.

YEAH.
REMEMBER THAT JUDGE

AT THE INTRA-DISTRICTS
LAST YEAR?

HE CALLED YOU
THE HUMAN CALCULATOR.

OH, YEAH.

Millie: I THINK
HE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU.

WHAT?

EW, HE WAS, LIKE,
40 YEARS OLD.

THAT'S SO GROSS.

HEY, LINDSAY,

I'M HAVING A SLUMBER
PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT.

ALL THE MATHLETES
ARE GONNA BE THERE.
YOU WANNA GO?

WELL...

YEAH, I WOULD,
BUT I'M GROUNDED.

OH, YEAH.

WELL,
YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR DAD.

IT'S JUST ACROSS THE STREET.

IT'S GONNA BE
A LOT OF FUN.

YEAH?

WELL, IT
MAYBE.

'S AN
INTERESTING LOOK, SAM.

NAW. YOUR HAIR'S NOT LONG
ENOUGH TO BE FEATHERED.

I THINK IT LOOKS WEIRD,

LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO BE
ALL FANCY OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD WORRY
WITH HOW YOU LOOK, SAM.

MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS
THAT YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY

WITH WHAT
THE GOOD LORD GAVE YOU.

WELL, THE GOOD LORD
GAVE YOU A LOT, GORDON.

Neal & Sam: BILL!

MY WHOLE FAMILY'S BIG-BONED.
IT'S GENETIC.

BESIDES, THE WORLD
LOVES JOLLY FAT GUYS.

BURL IVES,
JACKIE GLEASON...

SANTA CLAUS, UH,
CURLY, RAYMOND BURR.

NO. RAYMOND BURR'S
NOT JOLLY.

WELL, HE WAS
EXTREMELY NICE TO ME

AT LAST YEAR'S
AUTO SHOW.

HEY.

DO ANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE
A PENCIL I COULD BORROW?

OH, HEY, CINDY.
HOW'S IT GOING?

IT'S OK.
TODAY IN CHEMISTRY,

I SAT ON A PIECE
OF CHOCOLATE

AND HAD TO GO HOME
AND CHANGE MY PANTS.

[LAUGHS]
OH. YEAH.

SAM, DID YOU
WEAR A HAT TODAY?

BECAUSE YOUR HAIR
LOOKS KIND OF FLAT.

GOT ONE.

Cindy: THANKS.

I'LL BRING IT
RIGHT BACK.

YOU BETTER.

OH, MAN.

YOU CAN'T JUST COMB
YOUR HAIR DIFFERENT

AND EXPECT CINDY
TO START LIKING YOU.

YOU HAVE TO
DRESS DIFFERENT, TOO.

I DRESS OK.

SAM, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU.

[SCOFFS]

HEY, WELL, AT LEAST
I DON'T DRESS LIKE
A VENTRILOQUIST'S DUMMY.

DON'T KILL
THE MESSENGER.

I KNOW I LOOK GOOD.
I DRESS WELL,

AND I GROOM MYSELF
PROPERLY.

LOOK AROUND.

THE WHOLE SCHOOL DRESSES
BETTER THAN YOU DO.

CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES,
CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

PIRATES.

WE LIVE RIGHT
OUTSIDE DETROIT,

AND THEY CAN'T
FIND A FENDER?

NOW I GET 2 WEEKS
OF DRIVING AROUND TOWN

LOOKING LIKE
SOME KIND OF HILLBILLY.

HEY, DAD,
CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY?

HMM?

UH, I WANNA BUY SOME
NEW CLOTHES TOMORROW.

OH, SAMMY, I'LL
TAKE YOU TO THE MALL.

WE'LL USE
MY CREDIT CARDS.

AND THEN WE CAN
GO TO MAGIC PAN
AND GET CREPES--

OH, NO. MOM!
YOU ALWAYS GET ME
SOMETHING STUPID,

LIKE GARANIMALS
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I WANNA BUY MY OWN CLOTHES.

Harold: GOOD IDEA, SAM.

A MAN HAS TO LEARN
TO DRESS HIMSELF.

YOU KNOW,
YOU GOT TO CUT THOSE
APRON STRINGS SOMETIME.

DAD?

I WAS THINKING OF GOING
BACK TO THE MATHLETES...

AND I'LL HAVE TO STAY
AFTER SCHOOL FOR PRACTICE.

IS THAT OK?

Lindsay: DAD?

WELL, YEAH.
I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE OK.

BUT IF THIS
IS SOME KIND OF PLOY,

THEN HEAVEN HELP YOU.

IT'S NOT A PLOY.
AND THANKS.

OK.

OK. WHAT'S THE GAG?

THERE IS NO GAG.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME
BACK ON THE TEAM.

I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU
BACK ON THE TEAM
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS.

I'M SERIOUS.

THAT'S GREAT.

THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM,
LINDSAY.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO
PUT YOU IN THE RESERVES.

REALLY? AREN'T THERE
ANY OPEN BLOCKS?

NO. IT'S A BIG TEAM
THIS YEAR.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU START
COMING TO PRACTICES

UNTIL YOU GET CAUGHT UP,

AND MAYBE
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS,

WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. OK.

ALL RIGHT.

[BELL RINGS]

I GOT TO GO TO CLASS.

NO. COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

DEZ GAVE ME
THE KEYS TO HIS PLACE.

WE'LL GO EARN SOME
EXTRA BIOLOGY CREDIT.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

I TOLD YOU.
I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS.

OH. OK, LINDSAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHUT UP, MAN!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE GUY THAT HAD
ALL THESE BIG PLANS.

YEAH. I WENT TO ALL
MY CLASSES YESTERDAY.

I COULD
BARELY STAY AWAKE.

THEN DRINK A CUP OF COFFEE

AND GET IT TOGETHER, DANIEL.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

SO, CARL SAGAN SAY
"THAT'S NOT A COSINE.

YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR
ASYMPTOTE FROM A HOLE
IN THE GROUND."

[LAUGHING]

OH, HI, LINDSAY.

HEY, SHELLY.

I HEAR THAT

YOU HAVE
TO BE ON THE RESERVES.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

YOU KNOW, SHELLY,

IF YOU GIVE UP
FIRST BLOCK,

THEN LINDSAY COULD
HAVE HER SPOT BACK
ON THE TEAM.

MILLIE.

JUST KIDDING.

DON'T KID
ABOUT FIRST BLOCK.

[NERVOUS GIGGLE]
SORRY.

YOU KNOW, M.I.T.
LOOKS WAY MORE CAREFULLY
AT YOUR APPLICATION

IF YOU'VE BEEN
A FIRST BLOCK.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU WOULD GIVE UP
BEING FIRST BLOCK

JUST TO HANG OUT
WITH FREAKS.

GOD, SHELLY!

IT'S TRUE!
I'M NOT PUTTING HER DOWN.

I MEAN, THEY'RE THE ONES
WHO MADE HER GET INTO
THAT CAR ACCIDENT.

I BET YOU
THEY WERE ALL HIGH.

NOBODY WAS HIGH.

OH. WAS THAT
KIM GIRL WITH YOU?

SHE'S PREGNANT,
YOU KNOW.

MY NEIGHBOR WORKS
AT THE FREE CLINIC,

AND HE SAID THAT
HE SAWER OVER THERE
THE OTHER DAY.

JUST BECAUSE A GIRL
CHOOSES TO LIVE HER LIFE
DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU DO

DOESN'T MEAN
SHE'S AUTOMATICALLY
BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT.

I DIDN'T SAY
SHE WAS BAREFOOT.

I MEAN,
DON'T GET ALL MAD.

ANYWAY, YOU KNOW HER
BETTER THAN I DO.

MR. KOWCHEVSKI,
I NT YOU TO MAKE ME
FIRST BLOCK.

NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO!

LOOK, AT LEAST PUT ME
BACK ON THE TEAM.

I AM THE BEST PERSON
AT MATH IN THIS SCHOOL.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I THINK
THAT I'M THE BEST PERSON
AT MATH IN THIS SCHOOL.

OK. BUT, COME ON,

LET'S CUT THE CRAP,
KOWCHEVSKI.

[SIGHS] OK.
YOU'RE RIGHT, LINDSAY,

THE TEAM NEEDS YOU
DESPERATELY. I MEAN,

IF IT WASN'T FOR SHELLY,
WE'D BE IN THE TOILET.

I CANNOT BOUNCE ANYONE
FROM THIS TEAM.

THEY'VE BEEN COMING
EVERY DAY, LINDSAY,
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR.

THIS IS THE MATHLETES,
NOT THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
IT'S STILL A TEAM.

SO IF YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE A TEAM,

YOU MIGHT AS WELL
HAVE A WINNING ONE.

OTHERWISE, WHAT THE HELL
IS THE POINT OF COMPETING?

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

LOOKS LIKE A DISCO.

HEY, GUY, YOU CAN'T
EAT IN HERE.

I'M NOT DONE.

I CAN'T
THROW IT AWAY.

WELL, I CAN'T HAVE YOU
GETTING MUSTARD

ALL OVER OUR GARMENTS.

YEAH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WAIT OUTSIDE.

NO, NO, NO.

THERE. ALL GONE.

EXCELLENT. WELL, UH,

WHAT CAN I HELP YOU GENTS
OUT WITH TODAY?

YEAH, UH, I WANNA
BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES.

SOMETHING THAT'LL
MAKE ME LOOK LIKE

THE BEST-DRESSED KID
IN SCHOOL.

WELL, I'VE GOT
A QUESTION FOR YOU.

YOU WANNA BE A STUD,

OR DO YOU WANNA BE
A SUPER STUD?

SUPER STUD, SAM.
GO FOR SUPER STUD.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.
WALK THIS WAY.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
CHECK IT OUT!

IT'S THE LATEST
THING IN.

IT'S THE HOTTEST
THING GOING

IN EUROPE
RIGHT NOW.

WHAT IS IT?

THIS IS A PARISIAN
NIGHTSUIT,

AND I PREDICT EVERY
TRENDSETTING GUY

IN THIS CITY'S
GONNA OWN ONE.

WOW.

REALLY?

REALLY IS RIGHT.

BUY THIS GARMENT,
AND I GUARANTEE

YOU'LL BE PERCEIVED
AS A MAN OF DISTINCTION
BY THE LADIES.

I DON'T KNOW.

HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT ME.

YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
A HANDSOME MAN,

BUT I LEARNED HOW
TO STYLE MY HAIR,

STARTED WEARING
SOME OF THESE CLOTHES.

IT'S BEEN PRETTY COOL.

ALL RIGHT, GANG.
I'VE HAD TO MAKE
SOME TOUGH DECISIONS

ABOUT WHO'S GONNA
BE COMPETING TOMORROW,

AND SOME OF YOU
ARE NOT GONNA LIKE THAT.

LINDSAY,
YOU'RE ON THE TEAM.

SHE REJOINS AND GETS
INTO COMPETITION
IN ONE DAY?

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

NO, SHELLY,
IT'S NOT FAIR,

BUT IF WE LOSE
AGAINST LINCOLN TOMORROW,

WE'RE GONNA BLOW
OUR HOME ADVANTAGE
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

THIS IS JUST
A LITTLE INSURANCE.

WELL, THEN, WHO'S
GONNA GET BUMPED?

WELL, THAT'S STRICTLY
A DECISION BASED

ON THE LAST FEW PRACTICES.

MILLIE, WOULD YOU MIND
SITTING OUT TOMORROW?

OH.

NO,
MR. KOWCHEVSKI.

THAT'S FINE.
I DON'T MIND.

NO, MR. KOWCHEVSKI,
I--I DON'T THINK
MILLIE SHOULD--

NO, LINDSAY.
THAT'S COOL.

THE TEAM REALLY
NEEDS YOU.

NO, WE DON'T!

THIS IS COMPLETELY
UNFAIR TO YOU, MILLIE.

I SAID IT'S OK,
SHELLY.

Care

y: DOESN'T MATTER.
SHE'S NOT--

THIS IS UNFAIR
TO ALL OF US!

YOU KNOW, MIND YOUR
OWN BUSINESS!

THIS IS
MY BUSINESS!

NO, IT'S NOT.
SHELLY, I'M NOT TRYING--

Mr. Kowchevski:
LADIES, LADIES!

THIS IS JUST

FOR TOMORROW'S SCRIMMAGE.

THIS ISN'T THE LAST CHOPPER
OUT OF SAIGON,

SO CAN WE PLEASE JUST CRANK
DOWN THE DRAMA A NOTCH, OK?

[FLAMETHROWERBY J. GEILS BAND
PLAYING]

OW!

OW!

HEY, CINDY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HEY! HEY, CINDY!

HEY, CINDY, WHAT'S UP?

HEY, OUCH! OW! OW!

OH? OH!

WELL, SHE'S A FLAME

FLA-A-A-AME

FLAMETHROWER,
SHE'S A...

LET'S YOU AND ME
GET OUTTA HERE.

SHE'S A FLAME

FLA-A-A-AME

A RED-HOT BLOWER,
SHE'S A

FLAMETHROWER TONIGHT

OW!

JEEZ, MILLIE,
DON'T YOU EVER
CLEAN YOUR ROOM?

I JUST DID.

I'M REALLY GLAD
MR. KOWCHEVSKI

KICKED ME OFF THE TEAM
SO YOU CAN BE ON IT.

HE DIDN'T KICK YOU
OFF THE TEAM, MILLIE.

HE JUST PUT YOU
ON THE RESERVES.

YEAH, I KNOW.
DON'T WORRY.

HOW MUCH DOES SHELLY
KNOW ABOUT TRIG?

IS SHE GOOD AT IT?

I THINK SO

. WE DON'T HAVE
TOO MANY TRIG QUESTIONS.

YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU DO,
DOES SHE GET 'EM RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW.
I FORGET.

MILLIE! COME ON, THINK!

IF I'M GONNA BLOW SHELLY
OUT OF THE WATER,

I GOTTA KNOW THIS STUFF.

THINK MR. KOWCHEVSKI'LL
MOVE YOU TO FIRST BLOCK?

HE'D BETTER.

IF I'M GONNA BE
THE MATHLETES,
I'M GONNA BE NUMBER ONE,

OR ELSE
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.

HEY, MOM.
HEY, HONEY.

I THINK I'M GONNA EAT
IN MY ROOM SO I CAN CRAM
FOR THE SCRIMMAGE.

OH, LINDSAY, YOU'VE
BEEN STUDYING NONSTOP.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A LITTLE BREAK?

MOM,

I CAN'T.
NOT IF I WANNA WIN.

LINDSAY,
THERE IS MORE TO LIFE
THAN COMPETITION.

NOT IF YOU WANT
TO WIPE OUT SHELLY WEAVER.

AH. IS SHE FROM LINCOLN?

NO, SHE'S
ON OUR TEAM.

OH. HEY,
LINDSAY?

WHAT?

ARE YOU
HAVING FUN?

YEAH. COURSE I AM.

[JOE JACKSON'SLOOK SHARP
PLAYING]

HI.

HEY.

OK WHAT YOU SAY...

HEY!

HELLO!

GO ON AND LAUGH AT ME
'CAUSE YOU DON'T SEE

THAT I GOT SOMETHING GOING
RIGHT HERE

[STUDENTS LAUGHING]

YOU GOTTA LOOK SHARP

YOU GOTTA LOOK SHARP

AND YOU GOTTA HAVE
NO ILLUSIONS...

WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS?

OH, MAN.
WHOA!

HEY, HENSON, LOOK!

IT'S THE NEW
DISCO KEN DOLL!

HA HA HA HA!

HEY, PULL THE STRING
AND MAKE HIM TALK!

Neal: I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU CAN LIGHT THEM.
IT'S METHANE.

YEAH, BUT WHAT
IF THE FLAME GOES
BACK INSIDE YOU?

DO YOU--
DO YOU EXPLODE?

HEY!

OH, MY GOD.

I GUESS ELVIS
HASN'T LEFT
THE BUILDING.

HEY, DON'T
MAKE FUN
OF HIM.

TH

AT'S
A PARISIAN
NIGHTSUIT,

IN CASE YOU
DIDN'T KNOW.

HEY, YOU GUYS--

A PARISIAN?
OOH LA LA!

NO, NO.
IT'S A JUMPSUIT.

MY GRANDPA IN
FORT LAUDERDALE

BE
WEARS THEM
ALL THE TIME

CAUSE
HE'S TOO LAZY
TO PUT ON PANTS.

LISTEN! I GOTTA
GET OUT OUT OF HERE!

HEAD FOR
THE FRONT DOOR.

HEY, HEY,
WHAT T--

WHY DID YOU
BUY THAT?

HEY, YOU WERE
THE ONE THAT SAID
I SHOULD DRESS BETTER.

YEAH, I DIDN'T SAY
YOU SHOULD DRESS
LIKE EVEL KNIEVEL.

HEY, GUYS, I THINK
WE'RE DIRECTING

MORE ATTENTION TOWARD US
BY DOING THIS.

THIS IS COOL.

I FEEL LIKE I'M
IN THE SECRET
SERVICE.

GET ME
TO THE FRONT DOOR.

[BELL RINGS]

TEST.

HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

W-WE GOTTA GO.

WE GOT A POP QUIZ
IN WHITMAN'S CLASS,
REMEMBER?

OH, MAN! OK, UH...

OK, TELL WHITMAN
THAT I MISSED
THE BUS.

OK.

'SCUSE ME.
WHERE YOU GOING?

YEAH, UH, I WAS JUST
GONNA GO OUTSIDE
TO GET SOMETHING.

YEAH? WELL, UNLESS
YOU'RE GOING OUT
TO DRIVE A BUS,

YOU'D BETTER TURN AROUND

AND GET YOUR BUTT
TO CLASS.

SORRY.

NICE DUD JUNIOR.

OK, NOW,

WHO WANTS TO TAKE A CRACK
AT IDENTIFYING

ALL THE PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES
IN THESE SENTENCES?

NO TAKERS, HUH?

OK...SAM.

DO YOU WANT TO COME UP HERE
AND GIVE IT A SHOT?

COME ON, SAM.
MAKE ME PROUD.

MY, DON'T YOU
LOOK NICE!

Jock:
[COUGHS] HOMO.

Second jock:
[COUGHS] HOMO.

[SCATTERED INSULTING COUGHS]

HEY, HEY, HEY!

NOW--NOW IF SAM
WEARING SOMETHING
DIFFERENT

TO EXPRESS
HIS INDIVIDUALITY

MAKES HIM A "HOMO,"

WELL, THEN,
I GUESS WE SHOULD
ALL BE PROUD

TO BE "HOMOS."

NOW YOU GO AHEAD,
SAM.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BEAT ME UP, ARE YOU?

NO.

WHAT ARE YOU READING?

THE, UH,
THE MONSTER MANUAL.

IT'S ADUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
HANDBOOK.

DO YOU PLAY?

NO.

YOU SHOULD.

YOU'D MAKE A GOO

D
DUNGEON MASTER.
I CAN TELL.

YEAH?

OH, YEAH.

THANKS.

CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING?

SURE.

WHAT DO YOU
MAKE OF ME?

EXCUSE ME?

[SIGHS] WELL,
IF SOMEONE ASKED YOU...

"WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF DANIEL DESARIO?"
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

WOULD YOU SAY
HE'S A LOSER?

UM, UM, NO.

NO, YOU'RE NOT A LOSER,
'CAUSE YOU HAVE SEX.

BUT, IF YOU
WEREN'T HAVING SEX,

THEN WE COULD DEFINITELY
DEBATE THE ISSUE.

RIGHT.

YOU GET
GOOD GRADES, HUH?

YEAH, DON'T YOU?

NO. I GET
TERRIBLE GRADES.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE
THINKING ABOUT SCHOOL

'CAUSE I THINK ABOUT HOW
BAD I'M REALLY DOING.

I WAS EVEN
LEFT BACK ONCE.

OUCH. WELL...

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY
OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

SOMEONE SENT MY DAD
A CARD WITH THAT ON IT

FOR HIS 65th BIRTHDAY.

YOU'RE DAD'S 65?

70 NOW.

WHEN I'M 45
HE'LL BE 100.

[LAUGHS]

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
A PRETTY INTERESTING
GUY, HARRIS.

YEAH, I MEAN,
YOU DO YOUR OWN THING.

YOU'RE COMFORTABLE
WITH YOURSELF.

YOU GOT IT
PRETYEAH, I GUESS I DO.

I DON'T HAVE SEX,
THOUGH.

OK, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.
LET'S NOT GET COCKY

JUST 'CAUSE WE HAVE
THE HOME-FIELD ADVANTAGE.

NOW YOU ALL KNOW YOUR STUFF,

SO JUST STAY CLEARHEADED,
AND WE BLAZE THROUGH THIS.

NOW LET'S GO KICK
SOME LINCOLN BUTT!

Everybody, softly: YEAH!

COME ON! LET'S GO.

GOOD LUCK,
EVERYBODY.

GOOD LUCK,
SHELLY.

THANKS. SAME TO YOU.

GOOD LUCK, LINDSAY.

EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
YOU DON'T NEED IT.

[WHISPERING]
Go, First Block!

NICK?

OH, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT AREYOU
DOING HERE?

I

WAS JUST, UM,
KILLING SOME TIME.

ALL RIGHT,
I GOTTA GET GOING.

MRS. AMENDELLA?

HI, IT'S SAM
FROM NEXT DOOR.

YEAH, MY MOM'S NOT HOME.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?

OH, OK. ALL RIGHT,
WELL, I'M AT McKINLEY.

YOU THINK YOU COULD
PICK ME UP?

'SCUSE ME. AREN'T
YOU DANNY TERRIO
FROMDANCE FEVER?

NO, I TOLD YOU,
IT'S CHRISSY
FROMTHREE'S COMPANY.

HA HA HA HA!

WHAT DO YOU WANT,
ALAN?

I JUST WANNA
KNOW SOMETHING.

EXACTLY HOW QUEER
ARE YOU?

SHUT UP.

NO, REALLY,
REALLY, I'M SERIOUS.

YOU KNOW,
JUST WHEN I THINK

HE'S AS QUEER
AS HE CAN BE,

YOU GO AND DO
SOMETHING EVEN
QUEERER.

LET ME ALONE, ALAN!
I'M SICK OF YOU!

OH, MY GOD.
IT'S GO TIME!

HEY!

ALAN, HOW MANY
TIMES A DAY

DO I HAVE
TO TELL YOU
TO BE COOL?

TO BE COOL?

I'M JUST TRYING
TO TALK TO SAM.

YEAH, YEAH,
IT LOOKED LIKE YOU GUYS

WERE HAVING A REGULAR
MEETING OF THE MINDS.

WHAT'S THIS
ALL ABOUT, SAM?

MR. ROSSO...

I NEED A RIDE HOME.

IF THE HOUR HAND
OF A CLOCK

MOVES K RADIANS
IN 48 MINUTES,

THEN K EQUALS...

THEYE
A TOUGH TEAM.

YOU NERVOUS?

I DON'T
GET NERVOUS.

WOW.
THAT'S GREAT.

I WISH I WAS
THAT CONFIDENT.

IT COMES WITH BEING
FIRST BLOCK.

YEAH, I REMEMBER.

0.4.

CORRECT.

[QUIET APPLAUSE]

WELL, GUESS I'M UP.
WISH ME LUCK.

[APPLAUSE]

Freaks: WOO!

WOO HOO!

QUESTION ONE:

IF THE LONGER DIAGONAL
OF A RHOMBUS IS 10,

AND THE LARGE ANGLE
IS 100 DEGREES,

WHAT IS THE AREA
OF THE RHOMBUS?

42.

CORRECT.

WOO!
WOO HOO!

YOU OK, SAM?

I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GONNA CHANGE.

DO I HAVE TO
GO BACK TO SCHOOL?

I MEAN, I'M SICK OF
EVERYBODY LAUGHING AT ME.

SO? LET 'EM LAUGH.

WHO CARES?

SAM, WHEN I WAS
ABOUT 20,

I WAS HANGING OUT
IN THIS HONKY-TONK
DOWN SOUTH

WHEN A BIG BUNCH
OF REDNECKS
SURROUNDED ME.

STARTED MAKING
JOKES ABOUT
MY FRINGE VEST,

MY HAIR.

CALLING ME A HIPPIE,
A WOMAN.

THEY DRAGGED ME
INTO AN ALLEY,

MADE ME DANCE,

TOLD ME TO BARK
LIKE A DOG.

DID YOU DO IT?

YEAH.

PRETTY MUCH HAD TO,
THERE WAS 10 OF THEM.

HEH. WHAT HAPPENED?

IT DOESN MATTER.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT
I NEVER LOST PRIDE
IN WHO I AM.

MR. ROSSO,

I DRESSED UP JUST TO
IMPRESS CINDY SANDERS.

SAM, SOME
OF MY FRIENDS

ARE THE DIRTIEST,
STINKIEST GUYS
YOU'LL EVER MEET,

BUT THEY DATE
MORE WOMEN

THAN YOU OR I COULD
EVER HOPE FOR.

IT'S ALL ABOUT
CONFIDENCE.

IT'S TRUE.

IF I SAY
I'M THE COOLEST GUY
IN THE WORLD

AND I BELIEVE
I'M THE COOLEST GUY
IN THE WORLD,

THEN SUDDENLY
I BECOME

THE COOLEST GUY
IN THE WORLD.

I'M TELLING YOU,
IT SOUNDS WEIRD,
BUT IT WORKS.

BUT I'M NOT COOL.

YOU'RE NOT?

NO.

HMM.

WELL, THEN TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS KID.

BECAUSE THAT'S
A COOL KID.

ONE HORIZONTAL
AND ONE VERTICAL
ASYMPTOTE.

CORRECT.
WELL DONE, McKINLEY.

"IF ARCSINE X
EQUALS 2 ARC COSINEX,

THENX EQUALS..."

DAMN, I'VE NEVER
FELT SO STUPID

IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

0.9.

Judge: CORRECT.

PERFECT ROUND
TO McKINLEY.

[CHEERING]

YOU WERE GREAT,
LINDSAY.

YOU WERE
SO GREAT.

YOU'RE A BORN
MATHLETE.

OK, SHELLY,
COME ON.

LET'S GIVE 'EM
THAT OLD McKINLEY
ONE-TWO PUNCH.

GOOD LUCK,
SHELLY.

"A SPHERE IS INSCRIBED
IN A CUBE.

"THE RATIO OF
THE VOLUME OF THE SPHERE

TO THE VOLUME
OF THE CUBE IS..."

COME ON, SHELLY.

WE JUST WENT
OVER THIS LAST WEEK.

0.52:1.

CORRECT.

[QUIET APPLAUSE]

DID YOU GUYS SEE SHELLY

WHEN SHE MISSED THAT
SQUARE ROOT PROBLEM?

SHE STARTED SWEATING
LIKE A PIG.

Erin: HEY, MILLIE,
NOW MAYBE KOWCHEVSKI

WILL KICK HER
OFF THE TEAM,

AND YOU CAN
GET YOUR BLOCK BACK.

I GUESS.
I HOPE SO.

I MEAN,
I KIND OF FELT BAD
FOR SHELLY, THOUGH.

FORGET HER.
SHE HAD IT COMING.

Erin: OH, HEY,
YOU GUYS, COME HERE.

YOU'VE GOT TO SEE
M.I.T.'s DORMS.

IF I THINK I'M COOL,

THEN PEOPLE WILL THINK
I'M COOL, TOO.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
MR. ROSSO SAID.

YEAH,
AND HE'S COOL.

YEAH, BUT I ALREADY
THINK I'M COOL.

MAYBE THAT'SSO AM I.
BUT NOBODY EBECAUSE YOU'RE NOTI'M REALLY COOL.

YOU KNOW WHAT, SAM?

YOU ACTUALLY DO SEEM COOLER
ALL OF A SUDDEN.

I THINK IT'S WORKING.

MR. ROSSO'S
SOME KIND OF GENIUS.

Millie: LINDSAY.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

MILLIE,
I GOTTA GO HOME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

ARE YOU GONNA GO
USE YOUR OWN BATHROOM?

NO, IT'S...

I JUST
CAN'T DO THIS.

LY?

YEAH. I MEAN,

IT'S BEEN GREAT
HANGING OUT WITH YOU,

BUT IT'S JUST NOT
WHERE I'M AT ANYMORE.

THINGS
ARE DIFFERENT NOW.

WHATI DO

BUT I DON'T THINK
I WANT TO BE A MATHLETE.

THAT'S OK. I UNDERSTAND.

BUT CAN WE STILL
PLAY UNO SOMETIMES?

I MEAN, WHEN YOU'VE
GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO?

YEAH, WE CAN
ALWAYS DO THAT.

MILLIE, WE'LL
ALWAYS BE FRIENDS.

I'LL SEE YOU AROUND
TOMORROW, OK?

[SUPERTRAMP'S
TAKE THE LONG WAY HOMEPLAYS]

Kim: HEY, DO YOU GUYS

WANT TO MAYBE GO SEE
A MIDNIGHT MOVIE?

I THINK THERE'S
A FOREIGN FILM PLAYING

AT THE STATE THEATER.

A FOREIGN FILM?
IS THAT THE KIND
YOU HAVE TO READ?

WHAT'S
THE POINT?

THE POINT IS TRYING
NOT TO BE A DUMB ASS

FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
THAT'S WHAT.

THAT'S THE POINT,
APPARENTLY.

I'LL GO.

THANK YOU, BABE.

IT JUST BETTER NOT
BE ABOUT A GUY
WHO TALKS A LOT.

[LAUGHS]

HEY.

HEY.

WHAT'S UP?

NOTHING. WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS UP TO?

NOTHING.

ACTUALLY,

WE WERE JUST ABOUT
TO GO SEE A FOREIGN FILM.

COOL.

YOU KNOW,
JUST BECAUSE.

CAN I COME
WITH YOU GUYS?

SURE.

CAN WE BORROW
YOUR DAD'S CAR?

AWW.

SHUT UP, MAN.

COME ON, LINZE,
YOU CAN RIDE
WITH KIM AND ME.

COME ON.

LET'S GO.

HEY, LINDSAY?

I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU THAT
I'M REALLY GLAD

THAT YOU'RE
FEELING BETTER
ABOUT OUR BREAK-UP.

I THINK YOU'RE
HANDLING IT
REALLY WELL.

UH, THANKS, NICK.

I THINK I'LL BE OK.

Ken: HEY, I DIDN'T
GET ALL GUSSIED UP

TO SIT HERE ALONE, MAN.

Nick: I'M COMING.
LET'S GO.

Daniel: FOLLOW ME,
'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
DESARIO!

Kim: COME ON,
GET IN!

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