Frasier (1993–2004): Season 3, Episode 7 - The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl - full transcript
After Frasier's tryst with Kate, they meet and decide to take things slow. She tells him that he and Roz have to fill in when one of the performers is unable to go on. But Roz who's preoccupied of going on a date, she messes up so Frasier tells her to go. Kate shows up and they lose their inhibitions get it on but Frasier inadvertently turns on the Mic so all of Seattle hear them. Frasier is told by Kate that he's suspended. So he goes home to mope. Kate shows up to apologize and to make sure no one sees her he takes her out through the service elevator and things heat up again when they get stuck.
PREVIOUSLY, ON FRASIER.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
OH. OUR BELOVED STATION MANAGER
DECIDED WE'RE NOT
GETTING OUR RAISE THIS YEAR.
YOU INTRACTABLE DESPOT!
ASS! SHREW!
YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A NEGOTIATION.
MAYBE SHE LAID THAT
SMACKEROO ON YOU
TO RATTLE YOUR BRAIN.
WE HAVE GOT TO
SETTLE THIS STRIKE.
THOSE PEOPLE DESERVE
A FIVE PERCENT RAISE.
THREE. FOUR!
DONE.
FRASIER!
DAMN. I... DIDN'T
THINK YOU'D BE HERE.
I WOULD HAVE GONE
TO MY REGULAR HAUNT
BUT THE PIG-N-SWIG IS
CLOSED FOR REMODELING.
I'M SORRY, NILES.
IT'S JUST... I'M
MEETING KATE HERE.
WE WANT TO DISCUSS THE DILEMMA
IN WHICH WE FIND OURSELVES.
IF YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE LITTLE KISS
IT HARDLY CONSTITUTES A DILEMMA.
IT'S NOT AS IF YOU PLUNGED
INTO A TAWDRY OFFICE AFFAIR.
NO.
THEN YOU'D HAVE A REAL PROBLEM.
YES.
A KISS IS NOTHING.
RIGHT.
YOU HAD SEX WITH
HER, DIDN'T YOU?
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
IT JUST... HAPPENED.
ONE MINUTE WE WERE NEGOTIATING
THE NEXT MINUTE OUR
INHIBITIONS WERE SHATTERED
ALONG WITH MY KNEECAP
AND HER MaclNTOSH POWERBOOK.
THIS HAPPENED IN HER OFFICE?
YES.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
HER COUCH FOLDS OUT?
WE USED HER DESK.
HER DESK FOLDS OUT?
LOOK. THERE SHE IS.
MAKE AN EXCUSE AND GO, OKAY?
AH, MISS COSTAS.
DR. CRANE.
LOOK AT THE TIME.
I HAVE A SESSION
WITH MY MULTIPLE PERSONALITY.
NOT TO WORRY.
IF I'M LATE, HE CAN JUST...
TALK AMONGST HIMSELF.
Kate: SO...
GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.
HOW'S YOUR KNEECAP?
UH, WELL, IT'S...
BETTER. THANKS.
AND YOUR... LAPTOP?
I REFER TO YOUR COMPUTER.
A LITTLE DENTED, BUT FINE.
THE COMPUTER.
ANYWAY, WHAT I WANTED
TO TELL YOU WAS THAT, UM...
WELL, LAST NIGHT WAS...
ONE OF THE GREATEST
NIGHTS OF LOVEMAKING I'VE HAD
SINCE... ROZ!
TELL ME SHE JUST WALKED IN.
WELL, HI.
GUESS YOU GUYS
KISSED AND MADE UP, HUH?
( chuckling)
WELL... IN A MANNER
OF SPEAKING, YES.
WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING
THE STEP SYSTEM IN
THE HEALTH CARE PLAN'S
CO-PAYMENT CEILING.
IT WOULDN'T INTEREST YOU.
OH, THE HELL IT WOULDN'T.
YOU KNOW THEY'RE TOO
CHEAP TO PAY FOR A BUTT LIFT?
I SIT ON THIS THING
ALL DAY LONG.
THAT'S WORK RELATED.
I HAVE TO GO, BUT I WOULD LIKE
TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER
AT THE FIRST
POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY.
SO WOULD I.
OH, OH, OH.
I ALMOST FORGOT.
I NEED YOU TWO TO FILL IN
THE 8:00 TO 10:00 SLOT TONIGHT.
FLOYD THE HAPPY
CHEF IS IN REHAB AGAIN.
OH.
OH, GREAT.
I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER
WITH A SUCCESSFUL,
HANDSOME DOCTOR.
SHE THINKS WE'RE ALL AS HAPPY
TO WORK ALL NIGHT AS SHE IS.
YOU'RE A PSYCHIATRIST, FRASIER.
SHE'S A COLD,
REPRESSED WORKAHOLIC
WHO HAS NO SEX LIFE WHATSOEVER.
CAN'T YOU HELP HER?
I'VE TRIED, ROZ.
WHY DO WE BOTHER
HAVING A SERVICE ELEVATOR?
I JUST RODE UP 19 FLOORS
WITH TWO SWEATY MOVING MEN
MUNCHING ON CHILI DOGS,
WHICH THEY PROCEEDED
TO DRIP ONTO MY SUEDE SHOES.
HOW WILL I EVER
GET THAT STAIN OUT?
AH, YES.
DOG SALIVA...
NATURE'S MIRACLE SOLVENT.
SO WHO'S MOVING OUT, ANYWAY?
DIERDRE SAUVAGE... THE ONE
WHO WRITES THE ROMANCE NOVELS.
OH, YEAH. THE LOST
GABOR SISTER'S
FINALLY OUT OF HERE.
SHE'S A VERY SWEET PERSON,
AND I'M GOING TO MISS HER.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE
SHE'S ALWAYS
UNDRESSING WITH HER EYES.
SHE LURED ME INTO HER APARTMENT
SUPPOSEDLY TO FIX A LAMP.
NEXT THING I KNOW, I
GOT A DRINK IN MY HAND
AND SHE'S READING ME A DIRTY
POEM ABOUT MEADOWLARKS.
WELL, I MUST ADMIT SHE'S
NEVER DONE THAT TO ME.
YEAH, WELL, IF SHE DOES,
DON'T FAKE A CHARLEY HORSE
TO GET OUT OF THERE.
SHE'LL JUST TRY TO RUB IT.
SPEAKING OF ROMANCE, DR. CRANE
WHEN I WASHED YOUR
SHIRT THIS MORNING
I COULDN'T HELP
NOTICING LIPSTICK
IN THE ODDEST PLACES.
I TAKE IT NEGOTIATIONS
WENT WELL LAST NIGHT?
I'D RATHER NOT
DISCUSS IT. THANK YOU.
WHY? IS THERE A PROBLEM?
THINGS BETWEEN US
WENT A LITTLE FASTER
THAN I INTENDED.
I'LL SAY.
THERE WERE ALSO
FOUR BUTTONS MISSING
AND TEETH MARKS
IN THE SHOULDERS.
THANK YOU, INSPECTOR MOON.
THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND.
I THINK WE SHOULD
SLOW DOWN A BIT
BUT I'M AFRAID TO TELL HER
FOR FEAR OF
HURTING HER FEELINGS.
DAPHNE, HOW ABOUT A
WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE.
LET'S JUST SAY FOR
ARGUMENT'S SAKE
THAT YOU AND I SUCCUMBED
TO A NIGHT OF... PASSION.
( laughing)
WHAT? YOU AND ME?
YES?
BOSOMS HEAVING?
SHIRT BUTTONS CATAPULTING
THROUGH THE AIR?
IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION.
I'LL SAY IT IS.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
SOMEBODY ELSE, ALL RIGHT?
SO, YOU HAVE A MAD
TRYST WITH THIS YOUNG MAN
AND THEN THE NEXT DAY
HE SAYS THAT HE THINKS
THINGS ARE GOING TOO FAST.
HE'D LIKE TO SLOW DOWN.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
I SUPPOSE I'D SAY,
"THANKS FOR BEING HONEST.
"YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
"WE WERE MOVING FAST...
"NOT THAT IT WAS TOO
'FAST' FOR YOU LAST NIGHT.
"OH, NO, WE WERE RIGHT ON
SCHEDULE THEN, WEREN'T WE?
"BUT NOW YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
"OH, NOT TOO MUCH, APPARENTLY,
AND YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND.
WELL, YOU CAN JUST SOD
OFF, TREVOR MULGREW!"
YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
SOME BUTTONS FOR THIS SHIRT.
YOU SEE, DAD?
THE WHOLE THING'S A MINE FIELD.
YOU'LL NEVER LEARN, WILL YOU?
HANDLING A WOMAN'S EASY.
( doorbell ringing)
YOU KNOW, YOU KILL ME.
MR. PSYCHIATRIST...
YOU ALWAYS GOT
TO MAKE EVERYTHING COMPLICATED.
A WOMAN COMES ON TOO STRONG
YOU TELL HER TO
COOL HER ENGINES.
IT'S THE EASIEST
THING IN THE WORLD.
OH, DIERDRE... I UNDERSTAND
YOU'RE LEAVING US.
Dierdre: ALAS, YES.
DO COME IN.
THANK YOU.
OH!
HELLO, MARTIN.
YOU'VE BEEN SO KIND TO ME.
I WANTED TO GIVE
YOU MY NEW ADDRESS.
OH, GREAT. I'D HATE
TO LOSE TOUCH.
I ALSO WANTED TO BRING
YOU A FAREWELL GIFT.
MY LATEST NOVEL,
FOOLISH ESCAPADE.
IT'S THE LONG-AWAITED SEQUEL
TO THE ROSE AND THE RAPIER.
SWELL.
I WAS, UH, THINKING
OF YOU WHEN I CREATED
THE CHARACTER OF LORENZO,
THE LOVESICK GONDOLIER.
OH...
HOW ABOUT THAT?
BUT, HEY, WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?
LET ME SHOW YOU OUT.
OH, BY THE WAY
THE LOCK ON MY
SUITCASE IS JAMMED.
I WAS, UM, HOPING
THAT YOU'D COME
AND TINKER WITH IT.
OH, GEE, YOU KNOW,
I'D LOVE TO, DIERDRE
BUT I PROMISED FRASIER
I'D DO SOMETHING
WITH HIM TONIGHT.
OH! OH, DAD
DIDN'T I MENTION IT?
I'M FILLING IN
FOR THE HAPPY CHEF TONIGHT
SO YOU'RE ALL HERS.
OH! MARVELOUS!
( laughing)
GOOD NIGHT, LORENZO.
HELLO, POLLY. HOW
CAN I HELP YOU?
Woman: I'm so
glad I got through.
I'm sitting here not
knowing what to do.
I'm find myself
lacking a certain spice.
WELL, POLLY
IF YOU WANT TO SHAKE
UP YOUR ROUTINE
WHY DON'T YOU, UH, TRY
SOMETHING NEW AND DANGEROUS?
UH, SKY DIVING, BELLY
DANCING, PERHAPS.
THAT OUGHT TO ADD SOME SPICE.
What are you talking about?
I'm making an apple tart,
and I'm out of cinnamon.
I SEE.
LISTENERS...
FOR THE FOURTH TIME THIS HOUR
I AM NOT THE HAPPY CHEF.
I AM THE IRRITATED
PSYCHIATRIST, DR. FRASIER CRANE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THE NEWS.
AND WHILE WE'RE ON
THE SUBJECT OF TARTS...
I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THAT CALL.
WHY DON'T YOU RUN
ALONG FOR YOUR DATE?
I... I CAN HANDLE THE
LAST TEN MINUTES HERE.
ARE YOU SURE?
SURE.
I'D FEEL TERRIBLE
LEAVING YOU HERE
ALONE IN A LURCH.
WE ARE A TEAM, FRASIER.
YOU JUST SAY THE
WORD AND I'LL STAY.
HEY! HOLD THAT ELEVATOR!
GOT A MINUTE?
OH, YES. UH, LOOK, I'M
GLAD YOU'RE STILL HERE.
UM, LISTEN...
NO, NO, NO. ME FIRST THIS TIME.
OKAY.
( clearing throat)
I REALLY THINK THAT WE
SHOULD SLOW THINGS DOWN.
I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT.
I WANTED TO SAY THE SAME THING
BUT I WAS AFRAID THAT YOU'D
FEEL I WAS REJECTING YOU.
OH, HOW SENSITIVE
AND YET, AT THE SAME
TIME, HOW FULL OF YOURSELF.
YOU ARE ONE TOUGH NUT, LADY.
WELL, THIS DEFINITELY SHOWS
WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.
AGREED. NOW THAT
WE'VE GOT THAT SETTLED
DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A
QUESTION ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
EVER SINCE I'VE GOTTEN HERE
YOU HAVE DONE
NOTHING BUT IRRITATE ME
LIKE A PERSISTENT SKIN RASH.
AND YOU, ME.
AND LAST NIGHT WAS NO DIFFERENT.
YOU JUST KEPT TALKING
AND TALKING AND TALKING
AND I GUESS THAT MOUTH OF
YOURS JUST TICKED ME OFF SO MUCH
I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT.
THE WHOLE THING IS JUST...
IT'S SO PRIMITIVE.
YEAH. YEAH. ANIMAL.
WE WERE JUST
FUNCTIONING ON INSTINCT.
IT'S FASCINATING.
LET'S NOT DISMISS THE
ELEMENT OF DANGER.
ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUTSIDE
THAT COULD HAVE WALKED IN
ANY MOMENT AND CAUGHT US.
THAT CROSSED MY MIND.
FOR ONCE IN MY CAUTIOUS,
BUTTON-DOWN LIFE, I...
FELT LIKE A REAL BAD BOY.
I FELT LIKE A DIRTY GIRL.
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL YOURSELF?
I SAID "DIRTY GIRL."
YOU BAD BOY.
YOU DIRTY GIRL.
YOU BAD BOY.
DIRTY GIRL.
BAD BOY.
DIRTY GIRL.
MMM...
MM-MM-MM...
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE
HAVE LEFT ON THE NEWS?
THREE MINUTES.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I CAN PLAY LOTS OF
EXTRA COMMERCIALS.
Announcer: In local news
Congressman Robert Gill
was accused of accepting bribes
from a waste treatment facility.
Asked to comment,
the congressman said...
Frasier: Yes! Yes!
I am a bad boy.
You dirty girl.
Come to your bad boy.
Oh, yes!
Oh, no! Is that
the on-air light?
You must have hit the switch
with your elbow while we were...
Kate: Stop talking!
Frasier: Let's try
to get dressed...
STOP TALKING!
OKAY, FABIO.
I WANT TWO THINGS.
ONE, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE
ANOTHER CRACK ABOUT MY SEX LIFE.
I DON'T CARE IF I START
DATING A LUMBER CAMP.
DONE.
AND TWO...
WHO'S DIRTY GIRL?
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
OH, COME ON, FRASIER.
I SWEAR I WON'T TELL A SOUL.
( phone ringing)
YES?
NOT YET. I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
DOC, I GOT ONE
THING TO SAY TO YOU.
GO AHEAD.
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, MAN.
WELL, DOESN'T THAT
JUST PUT THE CHERRY
ON THE PARFAIT.
NOW, COME ON,
YOU GOT TO TELL ME.
WHO'S THE MYSTERY CHICK?
BULLDOG, HAVEN'T YOU SEEN
I'VE TOLD A HALF DOZEN REPORTERS
I AM NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES.
DON'T YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE?
"'I WON'T FINK'
SAYS KINKY SHRINK."
GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. CRANE.
MS. COSTAS.
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
MAKE HIM TELL WHO
HIS PLAYMATE WAS.
BULLDOG, THIS IS REALLY
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
BUT WE GOT A POOL GOING.
SO FAR, HOT MONEY'S ON ROZ.
WHAT?
THANK YOU, BUT I THINK I HAVE
A LITTLE MORE SELF-RESPECT
THAN TO HAVE A QUICKIE
WITH A CO-WORKER ON THE AIR.
WHAT KIND OF SLUT
DO THEY THINK I AM?
DR. CRANE, COULD I HAVE A
WORD WITH YOU IN PRIVATE?
UH, I'D LOVE THAT
BUT I'VE GOT MY
SHOW IN TWO MINUTES.
ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T.
WHAT?
I'M SUSPENDING YOU FOR A WEEK.
BULLDOG, YOU'RE GOING ON.
ROZ, YOU'LL HAVE TO PRODUCE.
ALL RIGHT.
I MUST SAY I FIND
THAT A BIT HARSH.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
YES, I CAN SEE HOW YOU
MIGHT FEEL THAT WAY
BUT THE STATION DOES
HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS
AND IT IS MY JOB
TO ENFORCE THEM.
NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME
I HAVE TO MEET WITH ONE
OF LAST NIGHT'S SPONSORS
THE WHOLESOME
FAMILY COOKIE COMPANY.
HEY, TURN THOSE LIGHTS OUT.
WHY?
DIERDRE HASN'T
FINISHED MOVING YET.
IF SHE SEES A LIGHT IN
HERE, SHE'LL KNOW I'M HOME.
YOU CAN SEE OUR LIVING
ROOM FROM HER BEDROOM.
HER BEDROOM?
SHE HAD ME CORNERED
IN THERE YESTERDAY.
I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU
I HAVEN'T BEEN THAT
SCARED SINCE KOREA.
NO.
DON'T WORRY, DAD.
LOOK, I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF LETTING ANYONE
IN HERE TONIGHT.
THERE'S A DAMN TABLOID
NEWS CREW DOWN IN THE LOBBY.
I HAD TO GO IN THE BACK WAY
AND USE THE SERVICE ELEVATOR.
SAY, I TUNED INTO
YOUR SHOW TONIGHT.
WHY WEREN'T YOU ON IT?
IF YOU MUST KNOW, I'VE
BEEN SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK.
OH, NO.
I SPENT THE LAST THREE HOURS
AT THE OBSERVATION
DECK OF THE SPACE NEEDLE
LOOKING DOWN ON A CITY
THAT'S LOOKING DOWN ON ME.
HELLO, DR. CRANE.
DAPHNE.
( doorbell ringing)
I'M NOT HERE.
YES, YOU'RE FATHER'S
NOT HERE, EITHER.
IT'S SO NICE HAVING THE
WHOLE HOUSE TO MESELF.
DAPHNE.
OH, HOW LOVELY.
NOW THE WHOLE FAMILY'S NOT HERE.
I LISTENED TO YOUR PROGRAM
AS I WAS DRIVING
HOME LAST NIGHT.
HERE'S A BILL TO REPLACE THE
FRONT GRILL OF MY MERCEDES
AND A SECOND TO
REPLACE THE BACK BUMPER
OF SOME WRETCHED
LITTLE DOMESTIC CAR.
GO EASY ON YOUR BROTHER.
HE'S HAD A ROUGH DAY.
YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
FRASIER, PLEASE
ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.
I CAN IMAGINE HOW TRYING
THIS MUST HAVE BEEN FOR YOU.
THANKS, NILES.
OF COURSE, IT'S BEEN NO PICNIC
FOR THOSE OF US
WHO SHARE YOUR NAME.
MY MARIS TOOK IT
PARTICULARLY HARD.
WHEN I LEFT THIS MORNING, SHE
WAS ORDERING NEW STATIONARY
WITH AN ACCENT AIGU
OVER THE "E" IN OUR NAME.
HEREAFTER, HER MEMOS WILL READ
"FROM THE DESK
OF MARIS CRAN-AY."
( doorbell ringing)
WHO IS IT?
KATE COSTAS.
WAIT. WAIT. ALL
RIGHT, ALL OF YOU.
YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
HELLO.
HELLO.
COME IN.
HELLO, KATE, UH...
YOU KNOW NILES, OF COURSE.
THIS IS MY FATHER, MARTIN
AND HIS HEALTH CARE
WORKER, DAPHNE.
KATE COSTAS.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M SORRY IF I'M
COMING AT A BAD TIME.
OH, NO, WE WERE JUST
TAKING EDDIE FOR A WALK.
EDDIE!
I HAVE TO BE RUNNING ALONG TOO.
OH, WHAT'S ON YOUR CHIN?
HAVE YOU BEEN IN
THE GARBAGE AGAIN?
YOU BAD BOY.
SO... NICE PLACE.
WHOA! WHAT A VIEW.
YES.
I'LL BE ENJOYING IT
DURING MY SUSPENSION.
WELL, I GUESS THAT CONCLUDES
THE SMALL TALK
PORTION OF OUR EVENING.
IT MUST BE OBVIOUS I'VE
COME HERE TO APOLOGIZE.
OH, REALLY? FOR WHAT?
TURNING ON ME WHEN I WENT
OUT OF MY WAY TO PROTECT YOU?
WE'RE BOTH RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
YET, I END UP
LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT
AND YOU LOOK LIKE
A NO-NONSENSE BOSS.
TELL ME WHAT I CAN
DO TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
NOTHING. THERE IS
NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN
SAY TO MAKE THIS UP TO ME.
THE OWNERS WANTED YOU FIRED.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY
WE CAN REWRITE THE PAST.
IT HAPPENED. WE
DID IT. IT'S ON TAPE.
BUT WE CAN DO THIS...
WE CAN PREVENT IT FROM
EVER HAPPENING AGAIN.
AGREED.
OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S SOME KIND
OF INCREDIBLE
ATTRACTION BETWEEN US.
THE TRICK WILL BE SIMPLY
TO AVOID THE OPPORTUNITY.
WE'RE STRONG.
WE'RE INTELLIGENT...
AND WE'RE ALONE
IN THIS APARTMENT.
I'LL GET MY BAG.
YES.
OH, KATE.
KATE, THAT NEWS CREW IS
PROBABLY STILL IN THE LOBBY.
LET ME WALK YOU TO
THE SERVICE ELEVATOR
AND SEE YOU OUT.
GOING DOWN?
NAH, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
JUST SEND IT BACK UP.
YES, I'M SURE IF WE REALLY TRY
WE CAN KEEP THINGS ON
A PROFESSIONAL FOOTING.
HEY, WE'RE TWO MATURE ADULTS.
WE JUST HAVE TO AVOID
ALL UNDUE TEMPTATION.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I DON'T KNOW.
HELLO?
WELL, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LIGHT.
HELLO? HELLO?
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
Man: HELLO?
YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK.
SAME THING HAPPENED
THIS MORNING.
TOOK ABOUT A
HALF AN HOUR TO FIX.
YOU TWO GUYS GOING TO BE OKAY?
YEAH. YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
WE'RE ADULTS. WE'RE
MATURE ADULTS.
OW! DAMN.
IT'S GETTING SORT OF
HOT IN HERE, ISN'T IT?
YEAH. IT'S A BIT,
IT'S A BIT HOT.
MIND IF I TAKE OFF MY JACKET?
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.
WELL...
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO
BE HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE
OURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
MAYBE THERE'S SOME CHAIRS
IN HERE.
AH.
HERE WE ARE.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE
THIS DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
( chimes playing
"A Time For Us")
WHAT'S THAT?
I MUST HAVE KNOCKED OPEN A
MUSIC BOX IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
I'M NOT REALLY IN
THE MOOD FOR MUSIC.
COULD YOU STOP THAT, PLEASE?
YES. YES, I'LL TRY.
GOD, IT IS HOT IN HERE.
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
OH, I SEEM TO HAVE BROKEN
A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING.
( sniffing)
MUSK OIL.
OH, WHERE IS THAT
DAMN MUSIC BOX?
HERE IT IS.
AH.
I THINK IT WOULD BE
A VERY GOOD THING
IF YOU DID SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT MUSK OIL.
OH. YES, ALL RIGHT, UH...
HOW ABOUT... OOH! I KNOW.
HAND ME THAT DROP CLOTH, THERE
AND MAYBE I CAN JUST SMOTHER IT.
WHO LIVES IN THIS BUILDING?
YOU KNOW, AH...
I THINK WE CAN FOREGO
THE MUSK OIL RIGHT NOW.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COVER THAT BACK UP?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT GOING TO
TOUCH THIS THING AGAIN.
LOOK AT ME, I'M ALL DIRTY.
NO, STOP. STOP. STOP.
( straining): YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE HAVE GAZED
INTO THE GAPING MAW OF
TEMPTATION AND SURVIVED.
MY GOD, I'M... I'M...
I'M PROUD OF US.
( both chuckling)
I AM TOO. GOSH.
( sighing)
OF COURSE, THE...
CABLE COULD BREAK.
AND WE'D BE KICKING
OURSELVES ALL THE WAY DOWN.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
( both moaning)
OH, GOOD GOD.
( both grunting)
WAIT, THE BED. GET THE BED.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. CRANE.
MS. COSTAS.
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PARAMOUNT TELEVISION, NBC]
[CAPTIONED BY THE CAPTION CENTER
WGBH EDUCATIONAL FOUNDATION]
WHAT IS GOING ON?
OH. OUR BELOVED STATION MANAGER
DECIDED WE'RE NOT
GETTING OUR RAISE THIS YEAR.
YOU INTRACTABLE DESPOT!
ASS! SHREW!
YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A NEGOTIATION.
MAYBE SHE LAID THAT
SMACKEROO ON YOU
TO RATTLE YOUR BRAIN.
WE HAVE GOT TO
SETTLE THIS STRIKE.
THOSE PEOPLE DESERVE
A FIVE PERCENT RAISE.
THREE. FOUR!
DONE.
FRASIER!
DAMN. I... DIDN'T
THINK YOU'D BE HERE.
I WOULD HAVE GONE
TO MY REGULAR HAUNT
BUT THE PIG-N-SWIG IS
CLOSED FOR REMODELING.
I'M SORRY, NILES.
IT'S JUST... I'M
MEETING KATE HERE.
WE WANT TO DISCUSS THE DILEMMA
IN WHICH WE FIND OURSELVES.
IF YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE LITTLE KISS
IT HARDLY CONSTITUTES A DILEMMA.
IT'S NOT AS IF YOU PLUNGED
INTO A TAWDRY OFFICE AFFAIR.
NO.
THEN YOU'D HAVE A REAL PROBLEM.
YES.
A KISS IS NOTHING.
RIGHT.
YOU HAD SEX WITH
HER, DIDN'T YOU?
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
IT JUST... HAPPENED.
ONE MINUTE WE WERE NEGOTIATING
THE NEXT MINUTE OUR
INHIBITIONS WERE SHATTERED
ALONG WITH MY KNEECAP
AND HER MaclNTOSH POWERBOOK.
THIS HAPPENED IN HER OFFICE?
YES.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
HER COUCH FOLDS OUT?
WE USED HER DESK.
HER DESK FOLDS OUT?
LOOK. THERE SHE IS.
MAKE AN EXCUSE AND GO, OKAY?
AH, MISS COSTAS.
DR. CRANE.
LOOK AT THE TIME.
I HAVE A SESSION
WITH MY MULTIPLE PERSONALITY.
NOT TO WORRY.
IF I'M LATE, HE CAN JUST...
TALK AMONGST HIMSELF.
Kate: SO...
GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.
HOW'S YOUR KNEECAP?
UH, WELL, IT'S...
BETTER. THANKS.
AND YOUR... LAPTOP?
I REFER TO YOUR COMPUTER.
A LITTLE DENTED, BUT FINE.
THE COMPUTER.
ANYWAY, WHAT I WANTED
TO TELL YOU WAS THAT, UM...
WELL, LAST NIGHT WAS...
ONE OF THE GREATEST
NIGHTS OF LOVEMAKING I'VE HAD
SINCE... ROZ!
TELL ME SHE JUST WALKED IN.
WELL, HI.
GUESS YOU GUYS
KISSED AND MADE UP, HUH?
( chuckling)
WELL... IN A MANNER
OF SPEAKING, YES.
WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING
THE STEP SYSTEM IN
THE HEALTH CARE PLAN'S
CO-PAYMENT CEILING.
IT WOULDN'T INTEREST YOU.
OH, THE HELL IT WOULDN'T.
YOU KNOW THEY'RE TOO
CHEAP TO PAY FOR A BUTT LIFT?
I SIT ON THIS THING
ALL DAY LONG.
THAT'S WORK RELATED.
I HAVE TO GO, BUT I WOULD LIKE
TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER
AT THE FIRST
POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY.
SO WOULD I.
OH, OH, OH.
I ALMOST FORGOT.
I NEED YOU TWO TO FILL IN
THE 8:00 TO 10:00 SLOT TONIGHT.
FLOYD THE HAPPY
CHEF IS IN REHAB AGAIN.
OH.
OH, GREAT.
I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER
WITH A SUCCESSFUL,
HANDSOME DOCTOR.
SHE THINKS WE'RE ALL AS HAPPY
TO WORK ALL NIGHT AS SHE IS.
YOU'RE A PSYCHIATRIST, FRASIER.
SHE'S A COLD,
REPRESSED WORKAHOLIC
WHO HAS NO SEX LIFE WHATSOEVER.
CAN'T YOU HELP HER?
I'VE TRIED, ROZ.
WHY DO WE BOTHER
HAVING A SERVICE ELEVATOR?
I JUST RODE UP 19 FLOORS
WITH TWO SWEATY MOVING MEN
MUNCHING ON CHILI DOGS,
WHICH THEY PROCEEDED
TO DRIP ONTO MY SUEDE SHOES.
HOW WILL I EVER
GET THAT STAIN OUT?
AH, YES.
DOG SALIVA...
NATURE'S MIRACLE SOLVENT.
SO WHO'S MOVING OUT, ANYWAY?
DIERDRE SAUVAGE... THE ONE
WHO WRITES THE ROMANCE NOVELS.
OH, YEAH. THE LOST
GABOR SISTER'S
FINALLY OUT OF HERE.
SHE'S A VERY SWEET PERSON,
AND I'M GOING TO MISS HER.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE
SHE'S ALWAYS
UNDRESSING WITH HER EYES.
SHE LURED ME INTO HER APARTMENT
SUPPOSEDLY TO FIX A LAMP.
NEXT THING I KNOW, I
GOT A DRINK IN MY HAND
AND SHE'S READING ME A DIRTY
POEM ABOUT MEADOWLARKS.
WELL, I MUST ADMIT SHE'S
NEVER DONE THAT TO ME.
YEAH, WELL, IF SHE DOES,
DON'T FAKE A CHARLEY HORSE
TO GET OUT OF THERE.
SHE'LL JUST TRY TO RUB IT.
SPEAKING OF ROMANCE, DR. CRANE
WHEN I WASHED YOUR
SHIRT THIS MORNING
I COULDN'T HELP
NOTICING LIPSTICK
IN THE ODDEST PLACES.
I TAKE IT NEGOTIATIONS
WENT WELL LAST NIGHT?
I'D RATHER NOT
DISCUSS IT. THANK YOU.
WHY? IS THERE A PROBLEM?
THINGS BETWEEN US
WENT A LITTLE FASTER
THAN I INTENDED.
I'LL SAY.
THERE WERE ALSO
FOUR BUTTONS MISSING
AND TEETH MARKS
IN THE SHOULDERS.
THANK YOU, INSPECTOR MOON.
THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND.
I THINK WE SHOULD
SLOW DOWN A BIT
BUT I'M AFRAID TO TELL HER
FOR FEAR OF
HURTING HER FEELINGS.
DAPHNE, HOW ABOUT A
WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE.
LET'S JUST SAY FOR
ARGUMENT'S SAKE
THAT YOU AND I SUCCUMBED
TO A NIGHT OF... PASSION.
( laughing)
WHAT? YOU AND ME?
YES?
BOSOMS HEAVING?
SHIRT BUTTONS CATAPULTING
THROUGH THE AIR?
IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION.
I'LL SAY IT IS.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
SOMEBODY ELSE, ALL RIGHT?
SO, YOU HAVE A MAD
TRYST WITH THIS YOUNG MAN
AND THEN THE NEXT DAY
HE SAYS THAT HE THINKS
THINGS ARE GOING TOO FAST.
HE'D LIKE TO SLOW DOWN.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
I SUPPOSE I'D SAY,
"THANKS FOR BEING HONEST.
"YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
"WE WERE MOVING FAST...
"NOT THAT IT WAS TOO
'FAST' FOR YOU LAST NIGHT.
"OH, NO, WE WERE RIGHT ON
SCHEDULE THEN, WEREN'T WE?
"BUT NOW YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
"OH, NOT TOO MUCH, APPARENTLY,
AND YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND.
WELL, YOU CAN JUST SOD
OFF, TREVOR MULGREW!"
YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
SOME BUTTONS FOR THIS SHIRT.
YOU SEE, DAD?
THE WHOLE THING'S A MINE FIELD.
YOU'LL NEVER LEARN, WILL YOU?
HANDLING A WOMAN'S EASY.
( doorbell ringing)
YOU KNOW, YOU KILL ME.
MR. PSYCHIATRIST...
YOU ALWAYS GOT
TO MAKE EVERYTHING COMPLICATED.
A WOMAN COMES ON TOO STRONG
YOU TELL HER TO
COOL HER ENGINES.
IT'S THE EASIEST
THING IN THE WORLD.
OH, DIERDRE... I UNDERSTAND
YOU'RE LEAVING US.
Dierdre: ALAS, YES.
DO COME IN.
THANK YOU.
OH!
HELLO, MARTIN.
YOU'VE BEEN SO KIND TO ME.
I WANTED TO GIVE
YOU MY NEW ADDRESS.
OH, GREAT. I'D HATE
TO LOSE TOUCH.
I ALSO WANTED TO BRING
YOU A FAREWELL GIFT.
MY LATEST NOVEL,
FOOLISH ESCAPADE.
IT'S THE LONG-AWAITED SEQUEL
TO THE ROSE AND THE RAPIER.
SWELL.
I WAS, UH, THINKING
OF YOU WHEN I CREATED
THE CHARACTER OF LORENZO,
THE LOVESICK GONDOLIER.
OH...
HOW ABOUT THAT?
BUT, HEY, WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?
LET ME SHOW YOU OUT.
OH, BY THE WAY
THE LOCK ON MY
SUITCASE IS JAMMED.
I WAS, UM, HOPING
THAT YOU'D COME
AND TINKER WITH IT.
OH, GEE, YOU KNOW,
I'D LOVE TO, DIERDRE
BUT I PROMISED FRASIER
I'D DO SOMETHING
WITH HIM TONIGHT.
OH! OH, DAD
DIDN'T I MENTION IT?
I'M FILLING IN
FOR THE HAPPY CHEF TONIGHT
SO YOU'RE ALL HERS.
OH! MARVELOUS!
( laughing)
GOOD NIGHT, LORENZO.
HELLO, POLLY. HOW
CAN I HELP YOU?
Woman: I'm so
glad I got through.
I'm sitting here not
knowing what to do.
I'm find myself
lacking a certain spice.
WELL, POLLY
IF YOU WANT TO SHAKE
UP YOUR ROUTINE
WHY DON'T YOU, UH, TRY
SOMETHING NEW AND DANGEROUS?
UH, SKY DIVING, BELLY
DANCING, PERHAPS.
THAT OUGHT TO ADD SOME SPICE.
What are you talking about?
I'm making an apple tart,
and I'm out of cinnamon.
I SEE.
LISTENERS...
FOR THE FOURTH TIME THIS HOUR
I AM NOT THE HAPPY CHEF.
I AM THE IRRITATED
PSYCHIATRIST, DR. FRASIER CRANE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THE NEWS.
AND WHILE WE'RE ON
THE SUBJECT OF TARTS...
I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THAT CALL.
WHY DON'T YOU RUN
ALONG FOR YOUR DATE?
I... I CAN HANDLE THE
LAST TEN MINUTES HERE.
ARE YOU SURE?
SURE.
I'D FEEL TERRIBLE
LEAVING YOU HERE
ALONE IN A LURCH.
WE ARE A TEAM, FRASIER.
YOU JUST SAY THE
WORD AND I'LL STAY.
HEY! HOLD THAT ELEVATOR!
GOT A MINUTE?
OH, YES. UH, LOOK, I'M
GLAD YOU'RE STILL HERE.
UM, LISTEN...
NO, NO, NO. ME FIRST THIS TIME.
OKAY.
( clearing throat)
I REALLY THINK THAT WE
SHOULD SLOW THINGS DOWN.
I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT.
I WANTED TO SAY THE SAME THING
BUT I WAS AFRAID THAT YOU'D
FEEL I WAS REJECTING YOU.
OH, HOW SENSITIVE
AND YET, AT THE SAME
TIME, HOW FULL OF YOURSELF.
YOU ARE ONE TOUGH NUT, LADY.
WELL, THIS DEFINITELY SHOWS
WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.
AGREED. NOW THAT
WE'VE GOT THAT SETTLED
DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A
QUESTION ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
EVER SINCE I'VE GOTTEN HERE
YOU HAVE DONE
NOTHING BUT IRRITATE ME
LIKE A PERSISTENT SKIN RASH.
AND YOU, ME.
AND LAST NIGHT WAS NO DIFFERENT.
YOU JUST KEPT TALKING
AND TALKING AND TALKING
AND I GUESS THAT MOUTH OF
YOURS JUST TICKED ME OFF SO MUCH
I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT.
THE WHOLE THING IS JUST...
IT'S SO PRIMITIVE.
YEAH. YEAH. ANIMAL.
WE WERE JUST
FUNCTIONING ON INSTINCT.
IT'S FASCINATING.
LET'S NOT DISMISS THE
ELEMENT OF DANGER.
ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUTSIDE
THAT COULD HAVE WALKED IN
ANY MOMENT AND CAUGHT US.
THAT CROSSED MY MIND.
FOR ONCE IN MY CAUTIOUS,
BUTTON-DOWN LIFE, I...
FELT LIKE A REAL BAD BOY.
I FELT LIKE A DIRTY GIRL.
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL YOURSELF?
I SAID "DIRTY GIRL."
YOU BAD BOY.
YOU DIRTY GIRL.
YOU BAD BOY.
DIRTY GIRL.
BAD BOY.
DIRTY GIRL.
MMM...
MM-MM-MM...
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE
HAVE LEFT ON THE NEWS?
THREE MINUTES.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I CAN PLAY LOTS OF
EXTRA COMMERCIALS.
Announcer: In local news
Congressman Robert Gill
was accused of accepting bribes
from a waste treatment facility.
Asked to comment,
the congressman said...
Frasier: Yes! Yes!
I am a bad boy.
You dirty girl.
Come to your bad boy.
Oh, yes!
Oh, no! Is that
the on-air light?
You must have hit the switch
with your elbow while we were...
Kate: Stop talking!
Frasier: Let's try
to get dressed...
STOP TALKING!
OKAY, FABIO.
I WANT TWO THINGS.
ONE, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE
ANOTHER CRACK ABOUT MY SEX LIFE.
I DON'T CARE IF I START
DATING A LUMBER CAMP.
DONE.
AND TWO...
WHO'S DIRTY GIRL?
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
OH, COME ON, FRASIER.
I SWEAR I WON'T TELL A SOUL.
( phone ringing)
YES?
NOT YET. I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
DOC, I GOT ONE
THING TO SAY TO YOU.
GO AHEAD.
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, MAN.
WELL, DOESN'T THAT
JUST PUT THE CHERRY
ON THE PARFAIT.
NOW, COME ON,
YOU GOT TO TELL ME.
WHO'S THE MYSTERY CHICK?
BULLDOG, HAVEN'T YOU SEEN
I'VE TOLD A HALF DOZEN REPORTERS
I AM NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES.
DON'T YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE?
"'I WON'T FINK'
SAYS KINKY SHRINK."
GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. CRANE.
MS. COSTAS.
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
MAKE HIM TELL WHO
HIS PLAYMATE WAS.
BULLDOG, THIS IS REALLY
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
BUT WE GOT A POOL GOING.
SO FAR, HOT MONEY'S ON ROZ.
WHAT?
THANK YOU, BUT I THINK I HAVE
A LITTLE MORE SELF-RESPECT
THAN TO HAVE A QUICKIE
WITH A CO-WORKER ON THE AIR.
WHAT KIND OF SLUT
DO THEY THINK I AM?
DR. CRANE, COULD I HAVE A
WORD WITH YOU IN PRIVATE?
UH, I'D LOVE THAT
BUT I'VE GOT MY
SHOW IN TWO MINUTES.
ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T.
WHAT?
I'M SUSPENDING YOU FOR A WEEK.
BULLDOG, YOU'RE GOING ON.
ROZ, YOU'LL HAVE TO PRODUCE.
ALL RIGHT.
I MUST SAY I FIND
THAT A BIT HARSH.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
YES, I CAN SEE HOW YOU
MIGHT FEEL THAT WAY
BUT THE STATION DOES
HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS
AND IT IS MY JOB
TO ENFORCE THEM.
NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME
I HAVE TO MEET WITH ONE
OF LAST NIGHT'S SPONSORS
THE WHOLESOME
FAMILY COOKIE COMPANY.
HEY, TURN THOSE LIGHTS OUT.
WHY?
DIERDRE HASN'T
FINISHED MOVING YET.
IF SHE SEES A LIGHT IN
HERE, SHE'LL KNOW I'M HOME.
YOU CAN SEE OUR LIVING
ROOM FROM HER BEDROOM.
HER BEDROOM?
SHE HAD ME CORNERED
IN THERE YESTERDAY.
I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU
I HAVEN'T BEEN THAT
SCARED SINCE KOREA.
NO.
DON'T WORRY, DAD.
LOOK, I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF LETTING ANYONE
IN HERE TONIGHT.
THERE'S A DAMN TABLOID
NEWS CREW DOWN IN THE LOBBY.
I HAD TO GO IN THE BACK WAY
AND USE THE SERVICE ELEVATOR.
SAY, I TUNED INTO
YOUR SHOW TONIGHT.
WHY WEREN'T YOU ON IT?
IF YOU MUST KNOW, I'VE
BEEN SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK.
OH, NO.
I SPENT THE LAST THREE HOURS
AT THE OBSERVATION
DECK OF THE SPACE NEEDLE
LOOKING DOWN ON A CITY
THAT'S LOOKING DOWN ON ME.
HELLO, DR. CRANE.
DAPHNE.
( doorbell ringing)
I'M NOT HERE.
YES, YOU'RE FATHER'S
NOT HERE, EITHER.
IT'S SO NICE HAVING THE
WHOLE HOUSE TO MESELF.
DAPHNE.
OH, HOW LOVELY.
NOW THE WHOLE FAMILY'S NOT HERE.
I LISTENED TO YOUR PROGRAM
AS I WAS DRIVING
HOME LAST NIGHT.
HERE'S A BILL TO REPLACE THE
FRONT GRILL OF MY MERCEDES
AND A SECOND TO
REPLACE THE BACK BUMPER
OF SOME WRETCHED
LITTLE DOMESTIC CAR.
GO EASY ON YOUR BROTHER.
HE'S HAD A ROUGH DAY.
YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
FRASIER, PLEASE
ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.
I CAN IMAGINE HOW TRYING
THIS MUST HAVE BEEN FOR YOU.
THANKS, NILES.
OF COURSE, IT'S BEEN NO PICNIC
FOR THOSE OF US
WHO SHARE YOUR NAME.
MY MARIS TOOK IT
PARTICULARLY HARD.
WHEN I LEFT THIS MORNING, SHE
WAS ORDERING NEW STATIONARY
WITH AN ACCENT AIGU
OVER THE "E" IN OUR NAME.
HEREAFTER, HER MEMOS WILL READ
"FROM THE DESK
OF MARIS CRAN-AY."
( doorbell ringing)
WHO IS IT?
KATE COSTAS.
WAIT. WAIT. ALL
RIGHT, ALL OF YOU.
YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
HELLO.
HELLO.
COME IN.
HELLO, KATE, UH...
YOU KNOW NILES, OF COURSE.
THIS IS MY FATHER, MARTIN
AND HIS HEALTH CARE
WORKER, DAPHNE.
KATE COSTAS.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M SORRY IF I'M
COMING AT A BAD TIME.
OH, NO, WE WERE JUST
TAKING EDDIE FOR A WALK.
EDDIE!
I HAVE TO BE RUNNING ALONG TOO.
OH, WHAT'S ON YOUR CHIN?
HAVE YOU BEEN IN
THE GARBAGE AGAIN?
YOU BAD BOY.
SO... NICE PLACE.
WHOA! WHAT A VIEW.
YES.
I'LL BE ENJOYING IT
DURING MY SUSPENSION.
WELL, I GUESS THAT CONCLUDES
THE SMALL TALK
PORTION OF OUR EVENING.
IT MUST BE OBVIOUS I'VE
COME HERE TO APOLOGIZE.
OH, REALLY? FOR WHAT?
TURNING ON ME WHEN I WENT
OUT OF MY WAY TO PROTECT YOU?
WE'RE BOTH RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
YET, I END UP
LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT
AND YOU LOOK LIKE
A NO-NONSENSE BOSS.
TELL ME WHAT I CAN
DO TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
NOTHING. THERE IS
NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN
SAY TO MAKE THIS UP TO ME.
THE OWNERS WANTED YOU FIRED.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY
WE CAN REWRITE THE PAST.
IT HAPPENED. WE
DID IT. IT'S ON TAPE.
BUT WE CAN DO THIS...
WE CAN PREVENT IT FROM
EVER HAPPENING AGAIN.
AGREED.
OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S SOME KIND
OF INCREDIBLE
ATTRACTION BETWEEN US.
THE TRICK WILL BE SIMPLY
TO AVOID THE OPPORTUNITY.
WE'RE STRONG.
WE'RE INTELLIGENT...
AND WE'RE ALONE
IN THIS APARTMENT.
I'LL GET MY BAG.
YES.
OH, KATE.
KATE, THAT NEWS CREW IS
PROBABLY STILL IN THE LOBBY.
LET ME WALK YOU TO
THE SERVICE ELEVATOR
AND SEE YOU OUT.
GOING DOWN?
NAH, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
JUST SEND IT BACK UP.
YES, I'M SURE IF WE REALLY TRY
WE CAN KEEP THINGS ON
A PROFESSIONAL FOOTING.
HEY, WE'RE TWO MATURE ADULTS.
WE JUST HAVE TO AVOID
ALL UNDUE TEMPTATION.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I DON'T KNOW.
HELLO?
WELL, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LIGHT.
HELLO? HELLO?
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
Man: HELLO?
YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK.
SAME THING HAPPENED
THIS MORNING.
TOOK ABOUT A
HALF AN HOUR TO FIX.
YOU TWO GUYS GOING TO BE OKAY?
YEAH. YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
WE'RE ADULTS. WE'RE
MATURE ADULTS.
OW! DAMN.
IT'S GETTING SORT OF
HOT IN HERE, ISN'T IT?
YEAH. IT'S A BIT,
IT'S A BIT HOT.
MIND IF I TAKE OFF MY JACKET?
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.
WELL...
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO
BE HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE
OURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
MAYBE THERE'S SOME CHAIRS
IN HERE.
AH.
HERE WE ARE.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE
THIS DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
( chimes playing
"A Time For Us")
WHAT'S THAT?
I MUST HAVE KNOCKED OPEN A
MUSIC BOX IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
I'M NOT REALLY IN
THE MOOD FOR MUSIC.
COULD YOU STOP THAT, PLEASE?
YES. YES, I'LL TRY.
GOD, IT IS HOT IN HERE.
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
OH, I SEEM TO HAVE BROKEN
A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING.
( sniffing)
MUSK OIL.
OH, WHERE IS THAT
DAMN MUSIC BOX?
HERE IT IS.
AH.
I THINK IT WOULD BE
A VERY GOOD THING
IF YOU DID SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT MUSK OIL.
OH. YES, ALL RIGHT, UH...
HOW ABOUT... OOH! I KNOW.
HAND ME THAT DROP CLOTH, THERE
AND MAYBE I CAN JUST SMOTHER IT.
WHO LIVES IN THIS BUILDING?
YOU KNOW, AH...
I THINK WE CAN FOREGO
THE MUSK OIL RIGHT NOW.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COVER THAT BACK UP?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT GOING TO
TOUCH THIS THING AGAIN.
LOOK AT ME, I'M ALL DIRTY.
NO, STOP. STOP. STOP.
( straining): YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE HAVE GAZED
INTO THE GAPING MAW OF
TEMPTATION AND SURVIVED.
MY GOD, I'M... I'M...
I'M PROUD OF US.
( both chuckling)
I AM TOO. GOSH.
( sighing)
OF COURSE, THE...
CABLE COULD BREAK.
AND WE'D BE KICKING
OURSELVES ALL THE WAY DOWN.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
( both moaning)
OH, GOOD GOD.
( both grunting)
WAIT, THE BED. GET THE BED.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. CRANE.
MS. COSTAS.
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