Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 9, Episode 8 - The Best Sleepover Ever - full transcript
[BEEPING]
[THEME MUSIC]
THEME SONG: When he
hears that fire alarm,
Sam is always cool and calm.
[SIREN BLARING]
If you're stuck,
give him a shout.
He'll be there to help you out.
So move aside, make
way for Fireman Sam,
'cause he's gonna save the day.
Fireman Sam, 'cause
he's brave to the core.
Sam is the hero next door.
Are you sure you've packed
everything I need for the best
sleepover ever, Mum?
Of course, I have, Norman.
I packed your toothbrush, and
your comb, and your Teddy bear.
Whoa.
Don't pack that.
I don't want to
look like a baby.
Have you packed my
Army Bob pyjamas?
Of course, I have,
my little treasure.
[CAR HONKS]
That's Mike.
Thanks, Mum.
And now I'm off to the
best sleepover ever.
Who would've thought,
my little Norman
stomping out all night?
Oh, no.
Norman, your Army Bob pyjamas.
Oh dear.
I wonder what pyjamas
I packed then.
SAM: As it's a
night shift, Penny,
we're really going to
have to stay focused.
So concentrate really hard.
PENNY: I will, Sam.
Am I a cup of tea?
Well done, Penny.
And it only took you 10 guesses.
My turn.
Am I an elephant?
Ah, firefighters.
Chief Fire Officer Boyce.
What are you doing here, sir?
Surprise night
shift training drills.
Um.
You seem to have
some paper thingies
on your, uh-- on your heads.
Ah.
[CHUCKLES] Yes.
Well, sometimes, on a night
shift, we play "What Am I?"
It helps us stay alert, sir.
Oh.
A bit of brain training.
I like it.
NORMAN: Right.
All we have to do is wait for
your mum and dad to go to bed,
and then we can have
the best sleepover ever.
I'm so excited.
It's a good job I don't have
big baby pyjamas like you two.
These aren't baby pyjamas.
Neither are these.
Well, they are
compared to my pa--
no.
My mum packed my
cuddly sheep pyjamas.
Uh, everybody, look over there.
What?
What are we
looking at, Norman?
Is it something scary?
Um.
I thought I saw a--
a giant penguin.
A giant penguin?
Uh, maybe I was wrong.
So are you going to change
into your not-big-baby
pyjamas then, Norman?
No.
Only babies wear pyjamas.
I'm going to sleep
in my clothes.
Well, if Norman isn't
wearing baby pyjamas,
then neither am I.
[VOICES IN OTHER ROOM]
I hope my mum and
dad go to bed soon.
And then we can have
the best sleepover ever.
CHIEF FIRE OFFICER
BOYCE: Am I a turnip?
No, sir.
A hair dryer?
No, sir.
Uh, maybe we should do
some night drills, sir.
Oh no.
This is better than
any night drill.
I can feel my brain getting
sharper by the minute.
Ooh.
I know.
Am I half a bucket of mussels?
[GIGGLES]
[SNORING]
They're asleep.
OK, James, did you bring
the midnight feast?
Oh, yes.
Three carrots?
I thought they would
be a healthy treat.
How will this be the
best sleepover ever
when we've only got three
carrots for the midnight feast?
I've got a custard chew.
Ew.
Never mind.
We're going to have
to sneak downstairs
and see what's in the kitchen.
Ah!
Um.
Stay there.
I just need to check
that the coast is clear.
But Mum and Dad are in bed.
[GRUNTING]
No one will ever see them now.
All clear.
Now, we need to find all of
the yummy ingredients we can.
[CHUCKLES] I am going
to make the best
sleepover sandwich ever.
Ah.
Now, I just need to toast it.
Are you sure you should
be doing that, Norman?
Of course, I should, Mandy.
This is the best
sleepover ever, isn't it?
Now, time for a scary story.
Scary story?
Oh.
That's very dark.
It's got to be dark for the
really scary sleepover story.
Cool.
This is going to be
the best sleepover ever.
So what's the scary
sleepover story, Norman?
It's called-- (SINGING)
bum, bum, bum, bum--
"The Fog of Doom."
(NERVOUSLY) Oh.
Once upon a time, there was
a really scary person, who
lived in a really scary house.
Am I a potato?
No, no.
Let me think.
Let me think.
No.
Wait.
I've got it.
Ah yes.
No, it can't be that.
He's been guessing
for an hour now, Sam.
Mhm.
Would you like a clue, sir?
Oh yes.
Cocking idea.
You are something
you wear, sir.
I've got it!
I've got it!
BOTH: Yes?
No, no.
It's gone again.
NORMAN: And then
the scary person
pulled a really scary face.
Will the Fog of Doom
actually come into the story
at any point, Norman?
Ah.
This is so boring.
It's the scariest story ever.
Oh no.
Look.
It's the Fog of Doom.
Don't be silly, James.
That's not fog.
That's smoke.
[GASPS] And it's
coming from my sandwich.
[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
I'll get my Mum and dad.
And call Fireman Sam.
I've got it.
I know what I am--
[ALARM BEEPING]
It'll have to wait,
I'm afraid, sir.
There's a fire at
the Floods' house.
[ALARM RINGING]
There's a fire at
the Floods' house.
[ALARM RINGING]
[SIREN BLARING]
[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
What were you all
doing out of bed?
[SIREN BLARING]
[COUGHING]
It's in the kitchen, Sam.
Penny, you shut
off the electricity.
OK, Sam.
I'll make sure
everyone's all right.
COMPUTER VOICE: Air, 100%.
[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
[INTENSE MUSIC]
[EXTINGUISHER GUSTING]
[CLAPPING]
I'm sorry I put too
much in the toaster
and then forgot about it, Sam.
Well, I hope you've
learned that a toaster
can be a very dangerous thing
if you don't use it properly.
I have, Sam.
Oh, I, uh just found
these cuddly sheep pyjamas
on that hedge over there.
[GASPS] They're not mine.
Well, they seem to have
your name in them, Norman.
Who's got the big
baby pyjamas now?
[CHUCKLES] Cuddly sheep?
That's even too babyish for me.
[GIGGLING]
Aw.
That was the worst
sleepover ever.
Oh, wait.
I've got it.
Am I a pair of trousers?
[CHUCKLES] You are, sir.
You are.
[THEME MUSIC]
THEME SONG: Move aside,
make way for Fireman Sam,
'cause he's gonna save the day.
Fireman Sam, 'cause
he's brave to the core.
Sam is the hero next door.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[THEME MUSIC]
THEME SONG: When he
hears that fire alarm,
Sam is always cool and calm.
[SIREN BLARING]
If you're stuck,
give him a shout.
He'll be there to help you out.
So move aside, make
way for Fireman Sam,
'cause he's gonna save the day.
Fireman Sam, 'cause
he's brave to the core.
Sam is the hero next door.
Are you sure you've packed
everything I need for the best
sleepover ever, Mum?
Of course, I have, Norman.
I packed your toothbrush, and
your comb, and your Teddy bear.
Whoa.
Don't pack that.
I don't want to
look like a baby.
Have you packed my
Army Bob pyjamas?
Of course, I have,
my little treasure.
[CAR HONKS]
That's Mike.
Thanks, Mum.
And now I'm off to the
best sleepover ever.
Who would've thought,
my little Norman
stomping out all night?
Oh, no.
Norman, your Army Bob pyjamas.
Oh dear.
I wonder what pyjamas
I packed then.
SAM: As it's a
night shift, Penny,
we're really going to
have to stay focused.
So concentrate really hard.
PENNY: I will, Sam.
Am I a cup of tea?
Well done, Penny.
And it only took you 10 guesses.
My turn.
Am I an elephant?
Ah, firefighters.
Chief Fire Officer Boyce.
What are you doing here, sir?
Surprise night
shift training drills.
Um.
You seem to have
some paper thingies
on your, uh-- on your heads.
Ah.
[CHUCKLES] Yes.
Well, sometimes, on a night
shift, we play "What Am I?"
It helps us stay alert, sir.
Oh.
A bit of brain training.
I like it.
NORMAN: Right.
All we have to do is wait for
your mum and dad to go to bed,
and then we can have
the best sleepover ever.
I'm so excited.
It's a good job I don't have
big baby pyjamas like you two.
These aren't baby pyjamas.
Neither are these.
Well, they are
compared to my pa--
no.
My mum packed my
cuddly sheep pyjamas.
Uh, everybody, look over there.
What?
What are we
looking at, Norman?
Is it something scary?
Um.
I thought I saw a--
a giant penguin.
A giant penguin?
Uh, maybe I was wrong.
So are you going to change
into your not-big-baby
pyjamas then, Norman?
No.
Only babies wear pyjamas.
I'm going to sleep
in my clothes.
Well, if Norman isn't
wearing baby pyjamas,
then neither am I.
[VOICES IN OTHER ROOM]
I hope my mum and
dad go to bed soon.
And then we can have
the best sleepover ever.
CHIEF FIRE OFFICER
BOYCE: Am I a turnip?
No, sir.
A hair dryer?
No, sir.
Uh, maybe we should do
some night drills, sir.
Oh no.
This is better than
any night drill.
I can feel my brain getting
sharper by the minute.
Ooh.
I know.
Am I half a bucket of mussels?
[GIGGLES]
[SNORING]
They're asleep.
OK, James, did you bring
the midnight feast?
Oh, yes.
Three carrots?
I thought they would
be a healthy treat.
How will this be the
best sleepover ever
when we've only got three
carrots for the midnight feast?
I've got a custard chew.
Ew.
Never mind.
We're going to have
to sneak downstairs
and see what's in the kitchen.
Ah!
Um.
Stay there.
I just need to check
that the coast is clear.
But Mum and Dad are in bed.
[GRUNTING]
No one will ever see them now.
All clear.
Now, we need to find all of
the yummy ingredients we can.
[CHUCKLES] I am going
to make the best
sleepover sandwich ever.
Ah.
Now, I just need to toast it.
Are you sure you should
be doing that, Norman?
Of course, I should, Mandy.
This is the best
sleepover ever, isn't it?
Now, time for a scary story.
Scary story?
Oh.
That's very dark.
It's got to be dark for the
really scary sleepover story.
Cool.
This is going to be
the best sleepover ever.
So what's the scary
sleepover story, Norman?
It's called-- (SINGING)
bum, bum, bum, bum--
"The Fog of Doom."
(NERVOUSLY) Oh.
Once upon a time, there was
a really scary person, who
lived in a really scary house.
Am I a potato?
No, no.
Let me think.
Let me think.
No.
Wait.
I've got it.
Ah yes.
No, it can't be that.
He's been guessing
for an hour now, Sam.
Mhm.
Would you like a clue, sir?
Oh yes.
Cocking idea.
You are something
you wear, sir.
I've got it!
I've got it!
BOTH: Yes?
No, no.
It's gone again.
NORMAN: And then
the scary person
pulled a really scary face.
Will the Fog of Doom
actually come into the story
at any point, Norman?
Ah.
This is so boring.
It's the scariest story ever.
Oh no.
Look.
It's the Fog of Doom.
Don't be silly, James.
That's not fog.
That's smoke.
[GASPS] And it's
coming from my sandwich.
[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
I'll get my Mum and dad.
And call Fireman Sam.
I've got it.
I know what I am--
[ALARM BEEPING]
It'll have to wait,
I'm afraid, sir.
There's a fire at
the Floods' house.
[ALARM RINGING]
There's a fire at
the Floods' house.
[ALARM RINGING]
[SIREN BLARING]
[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
What were you all
doing out of bed?
[SIREN BLARING]
[COUGHING]
It's in the kitchen, Sam.
Penny, you shut
off the electricity.
OK, Sam.
I'll make sure
everyone's all right.
COMPUTER VOICE: Air, 100%.
[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
[INTENSE MUSIC]
[EXTINGUISHER GUSTING]
[CLAPPING]
I'm sorry I put too
much in the toaster
and then forgot about it, Sam.
Well, I hope you've
learned that a toaster
can be a very dangerous thing
if you don't use it properly.
I have, Sam.
Oh, I, uh just found
these cuddly sheep pyjamas
on that hedge over there.
[GASPS] They're not mine.
Well, they seem to have
your name in them, Norman.
Who's got the big
baby pyjamas now?
[CHUCKLES] Cuddly sheep?
That's even too babyish for me.
[GIGGLING]
Aw.
That was the worst
sleepover ever.
Oh, wait.
I've got it.
Am I a pair of trousers?
[CHUCKLES] You are, sir.
You are.
[THEME MUSIC]
THEME SONG: Move aside,
make way for Fireman Sam,
'cause he's gonna save the day.
Fireman Sam, 'cause
he's brave to the core.
Sam is the hero next door.
[MUSIC PLAYING]