Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 9, Episode 3 - Wild Cheese Chase - full transcript
[BEEPING]
[THEME MUSIC]
THEME SONG: When he
hears that fire alarm,
Sam is always cool and calm.
[SIREN BLARING]
If you're stuck,
give him a shout.
He'll be there to help you out.
So move aside, make
way for Fireman Sam,
because he's going
to save the day.
Fireman Sam, because
he's brave to the core.
Sam is the hero next door.
Oh, that's it, Flood.
Don't forget to bend the knees.
Oh.
Mm.
That pungent,
Pontypandy pecorino
does smell good, Denice.
Mum, I want to
make a sandwich.
Can I have some cheese?
Oh, I'm sorry my
little treasure,
but this is all the
cheese we have left.
And we can't have
the Pontypandy cheese
roll challenge without cheese.
What's a cheese
roll challenge?
Why, it's the most
exciting event of the year.
Station officer Steele rolls
the cheese wheel down a hill.
And the first person to
catch it wins it as a prize.
Ah, but I'm starving.
I only want a tiny
piece of cheese.
Absolutely not, Norman Price.
The cheese won't
roll down the hill
if it's not perfectly round.
But mum.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Now why didn't I think of
that in the first place?
It's just you and
me today, Elvis.
Station officer
Steele and Penny are
at the cheese roll challenge.
So I bought us some
ingredients for lunch.
And if we can't be
at the cheese roll,
then how about a sausage roll?
Good one, Sam.
No one loves a sausage
roll more than me.
Don't even think
about it, Norman price.
But.
This cheese belongs
to today's winner.
Oh Then I'll have
to win the Pontypandy
cheese roll challenge.
Not in a million
years, Norman.
Woe, hot, hot, hot.
Woe.
I think you need
to cool down a bit.
Ooh.
Hello, Saturn.
All working OK, Sam?
Absolutely perfectly, Elvis.
It's heat seeking sensors
have detected you already.
Oh, cool.
I mean, hot.
Oh, and look.
Now it's spotted
someone in the kitchen.
Oh, no.
It's Radar.
And he's found my sausage roll.
Oh.
Well, now I'm going to
have to bake another batch.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Pontypandy
cheese roll challenge.
Competitors, to
the starting line.
That cheese is as
good as mine, eh?
No way, mate.
That's my tucker.
Ha!
In your dreams, gentlemen.
Norman Price.
Ah!
Where do you
think you're going?
To the starting line.
Not on your nelly.
According to cheese
ruling rule number 67,
only adults who have filled
out the correct entry
forms three months in advance
may enter the contest.
I told you, Norman.
You'll never get that cheese.
Ah, yes, I will.
Woo.
Hot.
Woo.
These will need
time to cool off.
And I'm getting
really hungry now.
It might be a good
idea to hide the sausage
rolls this time, Elvis.
Oh, yes, Sam.
And I know the
perfect place where
Radar will never find them.
Norman, are you sure
you should be doing this?
Yes, Mandy.
I need to get that cheese.
Oh, I can almost taste it.
Take your marks.
Be careful, Mike.
Your injuries only just
healed from last year.
Of course I'll
be careful, love.
Get cheddar.
Roll.
[YELLING]
Come on, Mike.
MIKE: Come on, cheesy boy.
Yes.
Saturn really is great, Sam.
Look, it's heat
seeking sensors have
even spotted our sausage rolls
in their top secret hiding
place.
Oh, and look, it's--
[GASP] Radar.
I was really looking
forward to those.
I got it.
Yes!
Hey?
Ow.
Oh, my foot.
Again.
So where the
grizzlies is the cheese?
And where's my
little treasure?
Wait.
Slow down, cheese.
You're not getting away
that easily, cheese.
No cheese?
And no Norman Price?
I smell trouble.
I thought that was the cheese.
Um, excuse me, Station
Officer Steele, but, um,
Norman sent the cheese
rolling off the course
and ran off after it.
That's treacherous
terrain out there.
Oh, no.
My little treasure is
lost in the mountains.
Don't worry, Dylis.
We'll find him.
But it's quite a wide area.
We'd better call Fireman Sam.
I'll go and get
the helicopter.
Norman Price is
missing in the mountains.
Norman Price is
missing in the mountains?
This would have been the
perfect job for Saturn's heat
seeking sensors.
But Saturn's broken, Sam.
Well, if we can't
find him by sight,
Elvis, perhaps we can
find him by smell.
[RINGING]
[SIRENS BLAIR ING]
Got ya.
Finally, I got
you all to myself.
Just you and me out here, all
alone, on this rocky ledge.
Help!
If Radar can sniff out the
cheese and follow the scent,
he'll lead us
straight to Norman.
Well, I've been holding
the cheese all day.
My hands really smell of it.
Radar, go fetch.
[BARKING]
TOM: No sign of him
from the air yet, Sam.
[BARKING]
It's OK.
I found him, Tom.
Norman Price is
on the West face.
TOM: Roger that.
Lower the double harness.
Safe and sound.
[APPLAUSE]
Norman Price, you've made the
noble sport of cheese rolling
look utterly ridiculous.
I'm sorry, everyone.
I didn't mean to ruin the
cheese roll challenge.
I just wanted a
little bit of cheese.
Well, at least
no one got hurt.
But there's one thing left to
decide, who wins the cheese?
According to cheese rolling
rule number 112, if no one
catches the cheese, the
winner is the one who
showed the most heroic effort.
Congratulations, Radar.
[CHEERING]
Oh.
We didn't even get a
chance to have lunch.
I am so hungry now.
[BARKING]
Oh, Radar.
You mean I can have the cheese?
[BARK]
Oh, thank you, Radar.
Anyone want some cheese?
I think I've had enough
of cheese for one day.
[LAUGHTER]
[THEME MUSIC]
THEME SONG: Move aside,
make way for Fireman Sam,
because he's going
to save the day.
Fireman Sam, because
he's brave to the core.
Sam is the hero next door.
[THEME MUSIC]
THEME SONG: When he
hears that fire alarm,
Sam is always cool and calm.
[SIREN BLARING]
If you're stuck,
give him a shout.
He'll be there to help you out.
So move aside, make
way for Fireman Sam,
because he's going
to save the day.
Fireman Sam, because
he's brave to the core.
Sam is the hero next door.
Oh, that's it, Flood.
Don't forget to bend the knees.
Oh.
Mm.
That pungent,
Pontypandy pecorino
does smell good, Denice.
Mum, I want to
make a sandwich.
Can I have some cheese?
Oh, I'm sorry my
little treasure,
but this is all the
cheese we have left.
And we can't have
the Pontypandy cheese
roll challenge without cheese.
What's a cheese
roll challenge?
Why, it's the most
exciting event of the year.
Station officer Steele rolls
the cheese wheel down a hill.
And the first person to
catch it wins it as a prize.
Ah, but I'm starving.
I only want a tiny
piece of cheese.
Absolutely not, Norman Price.
The cheese won't
roll down the hill
if it's not perfectly round.
But mum.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Now why didn't I think of
that in the first place?
It's just you and
me today, Elvis.
Station officer
Steele and Penny are
at the cheese roll challenge.
So I bought us some
ingredients for lunch.
And if we can't be
at the cheese roll,
then how about a sausage roll?
Good one, Sam.
No one loves a sausage
roll more than me.
Don't even think
about it, Norman price.
But.
This cheese belongs
to today's winner.
Oh Then I'll have
to win the Pontypandy
cheese roll challenge.
Not in a million
years, Norman.
Woe, hot, hot, hot.
Woe.
I think you need
to cool down a bit.
Ooh.
Hello, Saturn.
All working OK, Sam?
Absolutely perfectly, Elvis.
It's heat seeking sensors
have detected you already.
Oh, cool.
I mean, hot.
Oh, and look.
Now it's spotted
someone in the kitchen.
Oh, no.
It's Radar.
And he's found my sausage roll.
Oh.
Well, now I'm going to
have to bake another batch.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Pontypandy
cheese roll challenge.
Competitors, to
the starting line.
That cheese is as
good as mine, eh?
No way, mate.
That's my tucker.
Ha!
In your dreams, gentlemen.
Norman Price.
Ah!
Where do you
think you're going?
To the starting line.
Not on your nelly.
According to cheese
ruling rule number 67,
only adults who have filled
out the correct entry
forms three months in advance
may enter the contest.
I told you, Norman.
You'll never get that cheese.
Ah, yes, I will.
Woo.
Hot.
Woo.
These will need
time to cool off.
And I'm getting
really hungry now.
It might be a good
idea to hide the sausage
rolls this time, Elvis.
Oh, yes, Sam.
And I know the
perfect place where
Radar will never find them.
Norman, are you sure
you should be doing this?
Yes, Mandy.
I need to get that cheese.
Oh, I can almost taste it.
Take your marks.
Be careful, Mike.
Your injuries only just
healed from last year.
Of course I'll
be careful, love.
Get cheddar.
Roll.
[YELLING]
Come on, Mike.
MIKE: Come on, cheesy boy.
Yes.
Saturn really is great, Sam.
Look, it's heat
seeking sensors have
even spotted our sausage rolls
in their top secret hiding
place.
Oh, and look, it's--
[GASP] Radar.
I was really looking
forward to those.
I got it.
Yes!
Hey?
Ow.
Oh, my foot.
Again.
So where the
grizzlies is the cheese?
And where's my
little treasure?
Wait.
Slow down, cheese.
You're not getting away
that easily, cheese.
No cheese?
And no Norman Price?
I smell trouble.
I thought that was the cheese.
Um, excuse me, Station
Officer Steele, but, um,
Norman sent the cheese
rolling off the course
and ran off after it.
That's treacherous
terrain out there.
Oh, no.
My little treasure is
lost in the mountains.
Don't worry, Dylis.
We'll find him.
But it's quite a wide area.
We'd better call Fireman Sam.
I'll go and get
the helicopter.
Norman Price is
missing in the mountains.
Norman Price is
missing in the mountains?
This would have been the
perfect job for Saturn's heat
seeking sensors.
But Saturn's broken, Sam.
Well, if we can't
find him by sight,
Elvis, perhaps we can
find him by smell.
[RINGING]
[SIRENS BLAIR ING]
Got ya.
Finally, I got
you all to myself.
Just you and me out here, all
alone, on this rocky ledge.
Help!
If Radar can sniff out the
cheese and follow the scent,
he'll lead us
straight to Norman.
Well, I've been holding
the cheese all day.
My hands really smell of it.
Radar, go fetch.
[BARKING]
TOM: No sign of him
from the air yet, Sam.
[BARKING]
It's OK.
I found him, Tom.
Norman Price is
on the West face.
TOM: Roger that.
Lower the double harness.
Safe and sound.
[APPLAUSE]
Norman Price, you've made the
noble sport of cheese rolling
look utterly ridiculous.
I'm sorry, everyone.
I didn't mean to ruin the
cheese roll challenge.
I just wanted a
little bit of cheese.
Well, at least
no one got hurt.
But there's one thing left to
decide, who wins the cheese?
According to cheese rolling
rule number 112, if no one
catches the cheese, the
winner is the one who
showed the most heroic effort.
Congratulations, Radar.
[CHEERING]
Oh.
We didn't even get a
chance to have lunch.
I am so hungry now.
[BARKING]
Oh, Radar.
You mean I can have the cheese?
[BARK]
Oh, thank you, Radar.
Anyone want some cheese?
I think I've had enough
of cheese for one day.
[LAUGHTER]
[THEME MUSIC]
THEME SONG: Move aside,
make way for Fireman Sam,
because he's going
to save the day.
Fireman Sam, because
he's brave to the core.
Sam is the hero next door.