Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 9, Episode 15 - Pontypandy Heatwave - full transcript

A fire is caused by a glass bottle being left in the sunshine and people are trapped on the edge of cliff.

[BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP]

[RINGING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) When he
hears that fire alarm,

Sam is always cool and calm.

[SIREN]

(SINGING) If you're
stuck, give him a shout.

He'll be there to help you out.

[BELL CLANGING]

(SINGING) So move
aside, make way--

[SPLASH]



(SINGING) --for Fireman Sam
'cause he's gonna save the day.

Fireman Sam, 'cause
he's brave to the core.

Sam is the hero next door.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

FIREMAN SAM: We're all ready,
Station Officer Steele.

STATION OFFICER
STEELE: Very good, Sam.

Now for some floppy
shovel practise.

FIREMAN SAM: OK, sir.

And off we go.

ELVIS CRIDLINGTON:
[GROANS] That's better.

STATION OFFICER
STEELE: Cridlington,

what on earth are you doing?

ELVIS CRIDLINGTON: Oh!



Sorry, sir.

I was just trying to keep cool.

This is the hottest day
I can ever remember.

FIREMAN SAM: All the more reason
why we need to be ready in case

there's a fire, Elvis.

STATION OFFICER
STEELE: Precisely, Sam.

In this weather, you never
knew what could cause a fire.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SIZZLING]

JOE SPARKES: Oh!

That was close.

The grass is so dry, the
sunlight through that bottle

nearly set it alight.

All right, Hannah.

Time for our barbecue.

HANNAH SPARKES: Dad,
please tell me you're

not going to wear that hat?

JOE SPARKES: Oh, I think
I look rather stylish.

And this fan keeps me very cool.

I just need to get my barbecue
bits and we'll be on our way.

HANNAH SPARKES: (SIGHING)
Well, at least it can't be

as embarrassing as last year.

JOE SPARKES: Here we are.

Everything you need to make
a deluxe solar-powered,

and might I say, quite
ingenious barbecue.

HANNAH SPARKES: Or maybe it can.

FIREMAN SAM: That's
perfect, Penny.

Cover as much grass as you can
to stop the fire spreading.

PENNY MORRIS: Got it, Sam!

STATION OFFICER
STEELE: Cridlington,

now what are you doing?

ELVIS CRIDLINGTON: Oh!

I'm sorry, sir.

It's just that it's so hot
and the water feels so nice.

[WATER SPRAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

FIREMAN SAM: Well done, Elvis.

ELVIS CRIDLINGTON: Thanks, Sam.

JOE SPARKES: I
don't know why you

wanted to have our barbecue all
the way out here at the ruins.

HANNAH SPARKES: 'Cause it's nice
and quiet, with no one around.

And no one can see our
ridiculous barbecue.

JOE SPARKES: I heard that.

But I don't know what you mean.

This will be the best
barbecue in Pontypandy.

[HONK HONK]

HANNAH SPARKES: Oh, no.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

NORMAN PRICE: Hey,
look everybody.

It's Hannah.

Hello, Hannah!

MANDY FLOOD: Hi, Hannah!

HANNAH SPARKES: No!

Stay there.

I'll come over to you.

NORMAN PRICE: What's your
dad building now, Hannah?

HANNAH SPARKES: Nothing.

MANDY FLOOD: Let's
go and have a look.

HANNAH SPARKES: What?

No!

JOE SPARKES: Hi, kids.

Do you want to see my
solar-powered barbecue?

NORMAN PRICE: Yes, please, Joe.

JOE SPARKES: I call it
the "Sun-o-Matic GTC."

This big silver bowl
collects sunlight.

Then focuses it right here.

HANNAH SPARKES:
[SIGHS] Why can't we

just have a normal barbecue?

MANDY FLOOD: Does
it get hot, Joe?

JOE SPARKES: [CHUCKLES]
Yes, Mandy, it does.

Hot enough to cook stuff.

This sausage, for example.

We just pop it down here.

[CLICKING AND BEEPING]

And watch it sizzle.

NORMAN PRICE:
Nothing's happening.

JOE SPARKES: Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

One cloud in the sky
and it just happens

to come along right now.

HANNAH SPARKES:
I've got an idea.

Why don't we all go
over to your barbecue?

You know?

The one with the charcoal--

and the heat?

NORMAN PRICE: Good idea, Hannah.

HANNAH SPARKES: And, Dad?

JOE SPARKES: Yes, Hannah?

HANNAH SPARKES: (PLEADINGLY)
Please take off the hat?

JOE SPARKES: Come on.

You like it really.

HANNAH SPARKES: (SIGHING) Oh.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[BEEP-BEEP]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

FIREMAN SAM: Nothing like a
nice cold glass of orange juice

when you've been
working in the hot sun.

Eh, Penny?

PENNY MORRIS: Mm-hmm.

You're right there, Sam.

Have you lost something,
Station Officer Steele?

STATION OFFICER STEELE: Yes.

I thought I had one of my
delicious strawberry lollies

in the fridge.

But I can't find it.

[SLURPING]

Cridlington!

You're licking my
strawberry sensation.

ELVIS CRIDLINGTON:
I'm sorry, sir.

Would you like it back?

STATION OFFICER STEELE: No.

It's all right, Cridlington.

I'll just have a glass of water.

ELVIS CRIDLINGTON: Oh!

Thank you, sir.

[SLURPING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

HANNAH SPARKES: [SIGHS] At last,
a normal barbecue with sausages

that are actually cooking.

JOE SPARKES: I'll have you
know, the Sun-o-matic GTC

is a perfectly good
cooking device.

[SIZZLING]

[WHOOSH]

And now that cloud is gone.

The sun will be cooking
that sausage in no time.

HANNAH SPARKES:
[GASPING] It's on fire!

[CRACKLING]

JOE SPARKES: That
doesn't look quite right.

DILYS PRICE: Oh my!

[STAMMERING] Oh!

The Sunny Mattress
Heebie-Jeebie is on fire.

JOE SPARKES: It's the
Sun-o-matic GTC actually.

NORMAN PRICE: We'd
better call Fireman Sam!

HANNAH SPARKES: (ANNOYED) No.

It's only a sausage.

Leave it to me.

[FIZZLING]

There!

[HEAVY SIGH]

JOE SPARKES: You
all right, Hannah?

HANNAH SPARKES: Yes, I'm fine.

But look what you did.

[SIGHS] Why can't you
ever do anything normal?

(SHOUTING) Why do you have
to be so embarrassing?

JOE SPARKES: Oh,
I'm sorry, love.

I don't mean to embarrass
you in front of your friends.

HANNAH SPARKES: But you do!

DILYS PRICE: Is
everything all right?

JOE SPARKES: Everything's fine.

HANNAH SPARKES: I would
just like a regular sausage.

Cooked on a regular barbecue.

With no silly hats involved.

JOE SPARKES: All right, Hannah.

NORMAN PRICE: Look!

[FIRE WHOOSHING LOUDLY]

NORMAN PRICE: The bottle!

[FIRE CRACKLING]

JOE SPARKES: (FEARFULLY)
Move back everyone.

It's spreading.

[SCREAMS]

DILYS PRICE: Look out!

[SCREAMS] Oh, no!

TREVOR EVANS: Stop!

We're moving towards the cliff.

DILYS PRICE: We are trapped.

NORMAN PRICE: Oh!

This time you've really do
need to call Fireman Sam!

HANNAH SPARKES: Oh, no.

My battery is flat.

Now what are we going to do?

JOE SPARKES: We can use my hat.

The solar panels have
got a power adapter.

There!

[CLICKING AND BEEPING]

[BUTTON TONES]

[BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP]

[PAPER TEARING]

STATION OFFICER STEELE: There's
a grass fire at the ruins.

And people are
trapped on the cliff.

[ALARM RINGING]

There's a grass
fire at the ruins

and people are
trapped on the cliff.

[ALARM RINGING]

[SIREN BLARING]

[TYRES SCREECHING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROCKS CLATTERING]

DILYS PRICE: Oh, Trevor!

I'm getting 'virtigation' again.

(GROANING) Oh, oh.

TREVOR EVANS: There, there.

What are we going to do?

[DISTANCE SIRENS]

(GASPING) It's Uncle Sam.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

FIREMAN SAM: Penny, you
hose down the grass.

We'll get the floppy shovels.

PENNY MORRIS: OK, Sam.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

(TEARFULLY) I hope
he gets here soon.

NORMAN PRICE: Here he is now.

FIREMAN SAM: Come on, everyone.

Let's get you to safety.

Elvis, make sure everyone's OK.

We need to get this
fire under control.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Go, Sam!

HANNAH SPARKES: I'm
sorry, Fireman Sam.

I caused the fire
when I put a glass

bottle down in the sunshine.

FIREMAN SAM: Well, you can't be
too careful in the countryside

when it's sunny and dry, Hannah.

I'm just glad that
everyone's OK.

TREVOR EVANS: We are--

thanks to Joe's hat.

JOE SPARKES: It's just a
simple photoelectric cell

with a telephone adapter.

HANNAH SPARKES: Whatever
you call it, Dad.

Trevor's right.

It was your ridiculous
hat that saved the day.

JOE SPARKES: I expect
I'm your hero now.

HANNAH SPARKES: (HESITANTLY)
I wouldn't go that far, Dad.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) Move aside,
make way for Fireman Sam,

'cause he's going
to save the day.

Fireman Sam, 'cause
he's brave to the core.

'Cause Sam is the
hero next door.

[SILENCE]

[OUTRO THEME]