Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 11, Episode 13 - James and the Giant Pumpkin - full transcript

[alarm beeps]

♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪

♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪

[SIREN WAILS]

♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪

♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪

♪ So move aside,
make way ♪

♪ For Fireman Sam

♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪

♪ Fireman Sam

♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪



♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪

-Ooooo I love the Pontypandy

Giant Vegetable
Competition Sam!

-Well it looks like
Dilys has done well!

-That's a very
fine cauliflower

you have there Dilys...

-Oooo thank you Sam.

But it's not as impressive
as Trevor's beetroot...

-Thank you Dilys...

But just wait till you
see my radishes!

-Stand back everyone...

[breathing hard]
Have a look at this whopper!

-Argh! How's that
for a big brassica?

-Looks like a
cabbage to me...



-A cabbage is
a brassica Elvis!

Well I must say, they
all look very impressive...

Eh..Oh! There's still one
more entry to arrive...

I wonder who that is?

-I can't wait for my
dad to see this!

He has no idea I've been using
his Growmaster 2000!

[GIGGLING]

-Ah! If we ever get there...

There must be an easier way
to move a giant pumpkin!

Oh!

-Hhmmm!

[clicking kissy sounds]
Come.

Come to, come to Daddy.

Yes come on. Come on
now. Yes. Come on.

-Sam... What's Station
Officer Steele doing?

[clearing throat]
Hah- hum!

-What?! Ow! Errr.
Oh yes! It's you... Sam.

Yes hello.

-Lost something sir?

-Noooo, noooo.

I was em... looking...

[sigh] It's James and
Sarah's guinea pig...

I was supposed to be looking
after him, but he's escaped!

-Oh no! Norris!!

-Norris Where are you?!
Norris!

-Don't worry Sir, we'll
help you find him!

-Thank you Sam!
You keep looking here,

and I'm going to get
a carrot from the kitchen

to tempt him...

he might be hungry!

-Hungry?

I think I might know a
better place to look...

Eh come on Elvis, oh and
eh, grab a shoebox...

-Ehh!

-James! Pull harder! We
haven't got all day!

-Ooh! But I'm getting tired...

-Oh, stop complaining! We're
nearly at the top -

the downhill bit will be easy!

-This is going to be amazing!

We'll be the giant vegetable
champions of Pontypandy!

-Oh nooo!!

-A marauding mischief
maker's been munching

on me mange tout!

-Come on Elvis, we might
have found our man...

Errrr... Pig... I mean...
well rodent.

-Looks like me
onions are okay!

-You... er haven't seen a
guinea pig round here

have you Mike, by any chance?

-Yes!

That furry fella took a nibble
out of my best mange tout

and then scampered off!

-Ooooo... How are we going
to find him, Sam?

He could be anywhere.

-Hmmmmm... We need
to split up Elvis...

And be very sneaky...

-Right, stop James!

We're at the
top of the hill...

[straining]
Grrrrrrrr... grrrrr...

-Errr James... Stop!!

-Stop it James!

-I think it's too late
for that Norman!

[WHEELS CREAKING]

-Oh! It's starting to go
down the other side!

-Look out James!

-Huh?! What?

-Heeeeelp!

-Run James!!

-Huh?!... argh! Aahh!

-Woow he's going fast!

-Where's he going to end up?

-Argh! Oh!

-We're on stall six James!

Steer it towards that!

What?

[GUINEA PIG SQUEAKS]

-Waaaaaahhh!!

[GUINEA PIG SQUEAKS]

-Oh dear,
oh dear, oh dear!

Something's run off
with half me brassica!

-Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

[GUINEA PIG SQUEAKS]

-Did you get him Elvis?

-Eh... no, it's a potato...

-Waaaaahhhhhhhh!

-Huh?!

[SQUEAKING]

-Ooh! My turnip's
doing the lambada!

-Oh!
That hairy monstrosity

has chomped my
turnip into smitheroons!

-We have to stop
Norris before he ruins

the whole competition!

-Oh no! He's got
my best carrot!

-Oh oh!

-Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!

-Wah! Eh! Call Fireman
Saaaaaaaaaamm!!!!

-Heeeeeelllllllllpppppp!

-Oh dear...

-Norris... Nooorrrisss... ow!

[ALARM SOUNDS]

COMPUTER VOICE: James is stuck
on a giant runaway pumpkin

that's smashing
through the Park!

-James is stuck on a
giant runaway pumpkin

that's smashing
through the Park!

[ALARM SOUNDS]

-Fire Fighter Phillips, can
you pick up Fireman Sam

at the park...

-Roger that, sir!

[SIRENS BLARING]

-You take Norris back
to the Fire Station,

I'll go and rescue James...

-Roger that Sam...

[SIREN CONTINUES]

-Ellie! Follow that pumpkin!

-Waaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

[SIRENS WAILING]

-Oh! I really wish
I hadn't oiled

my ball bearings this
morning...

-Keep calm James,

we're going to get
you off of there.

Now, try and edge your
way over towards me!

-I can't, Uncle Sam!

I'm attached to the
pumpkin by a harness...

-It's never easy
in Pontypandy...

-We're going to have
to be quick Sam...

We're heading for the cliffs!

-Oh! Did she say cliffs?!?

-Ung! Huwh! Argh!

-Just keep your eyes
on me James...

-Sam! The wind's blown
the door shut! Hang on...

-Where's she going!?

-Don't worry, James.
She'll be back...

-We're going to
go over the cliff!

-No we're not James!

[SIRENS BLARING]

-Someone order a rescue?

-Eh! Why's she going
backwards!?

-So the wind keeps the
door open, James!

-Ohhhhh!!
-Hang on tight!

[TIRES SCREECH]

-There we are,
safe and sound...

-Oooh! It's going
to be a bit hard

to pick a winner
out of this lot...

-I could make a big stew...

-This is your fault James -
if you were a better driver,

our pumpkin would
have won by miles!!

-What!? It's hardly my fault!

-And isn't
anyone going to say

sorry for all of this!?

I was in a lot of danger!!

-Well James, as
far as I can see,

you lot were just trying
to get your pumpkin

to the competition -

sometimes things are
just an accident!

-We must be able to choose
a winner somehow?

-Well, this carrot still
seems to be okay!

-Then we have a winner!!

-Oooo Trevor, I always
knew you'd grow

a champion carrot!

-Ahhh James! Sarah!

There you are... I've brought
Norris back for you!

Safe and er, sound.

-But, there isn't anything in
here, Station Officer Steele!

-What?! He's escaped again?!

Em, I mean... not that he
escaped before...

eh... at all... ever

-Oh no! He's gone
off with my carrot!

[GUINEA PIG SQUEAKING]

-Could I er... borrow
that shoebox...

I think I'm in for a
busy afternoon...

[GUINEA PIG SQUEAKING]

-Norris... Norris...

♪♪