Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 10, Episode 11 - Fiery Football - full transcript
(ALARM BEEPS)
♪ When he hears that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always cool and calm ♪
(SIREN WAILS)
♪ If you’re stuck give him a shout ♪
♪ He’ll be there to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside, make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s gonna save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door ♪
(air horn)
Hi, Norman!
Are you going to the football match too?
No James, I’m going to band practice.
Um...
Of course I’m going to the football match!
It’s the biggest
sporting event of the year!
[blows horn]
Look! Oh!
There’s the star player!
-Yayyy!
-Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam!
Oh, erm... can you
autograph my flag please, Sam?
Of course, Norman!
I can’t wait to watch you
score loads of goals!
I’m going to be your loudest supporter!
Oh, no you are not, Norman Price!
I promised Bella Lasagna
you’d help her at her pop-up
pizza stand in the park today.
Awwwwwwwwww, Maaaaaaaaam!
Don’t forget, Flaming Hoses -
it’s not how you play the game,
it’s whether you beat the
pants off Trevor’s team!
Don’t forget, Pontypandy United,
you need to win the game.
(whistle blows)
Can we have the coaches to the pitch
for the coin toss please!
Ah, Trevor, my old sporting rival.
We meet again!
We do indeed, Norris.
You look a little nervous.
No!
Just a little worried
about how upset you’ll be
when you lose. Ha ha.
Up she goes!
-Heads!
-Tails!
Ow!
Oh, heads!
Argh! It’s not fair!
Why do I have to help Bella
on the day of the big--
Football match?
Maybe this won’t be so bad after all!
Ciao Norman! Grazie!
It’s so nice to have
a willing helper today!
E-e-excuse me!
I’m missing the game!
No time for football, Norman!
We have-a customers!
Show them to their table please.
Pronto!
Ugh. Name?
Bronwyn and Charlie Jones.
Do you have a reservation?
Errr, no - but.
This way.
Ooo, we’ve got an amazing
view of the game
from up here!
Really? I hadn’t noticed.
So nice to get away from
the Wholefish Cafe
and try something different.
Hmm... I’ll have the seafood pizza please.
Ahhhh. So many choices!
Erm, what would you recommend, Norman?
I’d recommend
you hurry up with your order!
Come on, Flaming Hoses!
Yaaay! Go, Pontypandy United!
Nice one, love!
She’s nearly as good at football as I am!
Here, Sam!
I’m open, Elvis!
Huh! Oh!
(whistle blows)
STOP!
That’s not how you dribble.
THIS is how you dribble!
Err, to me, sir!
I’m free, Station Officer Steele!
I’ve got this all under control.
Oow!
GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Err, no, Elvis!
Watch carefully, Norman,
and you’ll be a master chef
in-a no time!
I don’t want to be a master chef -
I want to watch the football!
First we make a nice, neat circle
of bellisimo dough like-a this.
Next, a nice big dollop
of tasty tomato sauce.
Oh!
Oooh! Err!
And then a beautiful big
handful of mouth-watering
mozzarella!
Finished!
And now I’m free to watch the match!
Ow!
Grrrr, I hate making pizza!
Ooo! Sam! Over here!
(whistle blows)
Oooh! I’m not supposed to do that am I?
No! No you’re not, Elvis!
Penalty kick to Pontypandy United!
Get ready for
the penalty kick of the century!
Huh! Oh!
(whistle blows)
STOP! Watch and learn
from the professional.
THIS is how to kick a penalty shot.
Woah! Whey!
Oof!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
It’s an OWN GOAL!
YES!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
[whistle blows]
Goal?
Forget about the football, Norman!
Just be careful with the-
Whooooahhh!
Food.
[giggle] Ah!
Mamma mia! What have you done?
Oow!
I’m so sorry I’ll clean up this a-mess.
You take the pepperoni pizza
out of the oven and take it
to Ben at the quay.
Okay, Bella.
Grr! It’s not fair.
I’m missing the match and all because of
this silly pizza!
Now, THIS is how you attack!
And THIS is how you defend!
Well, there’s nothing for us to do here!
We might as well all go home.
And this is how you scissor kick!
OOF!
Oooooooh, my back!
Hmm, that pizza smells a bit smoky.
A bit too smoky!
Oh, no! Help! Fire! FIRE!
(gasps)
Aaaah!
Oof!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Uh?
Oh...oh.
(beeping)
There is a hill fire in Pontypandy Park.
(alarm)
There’s a hill fire in Pontypandy Park!
(siren)
Penny - we’ll fight the fire
from the bottom of the hill.
Elvis and Ellie - evacuate
everyone from the stand.
Air, one hundred percent.
I’m glad everyone’s safe.
Whenever there’s a fire on a slope,
it’s always important to
stay below the flames -
because fire and smoke
travel uphill very quickly
I’m sorry, Fireman Sam
and I’m sorry, Bella.
I just wanted to watch the football,
but I should have been
concentrating on the pizzas!
Oh! I understand, Norman!
After all, I love-a my football
as much as you.
Really?
Come on, Flaming Hoses!
Go, Hoses!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
(cheers)
Mamma mia!
That was bellisimo!
Can I have your autograph?
Sorry to ruin the celebrations, Norris.
But have you forgotten
our long-standing rule?
Winner buys dinner!
Er, er, what’s that you say?
Bacon and maple syrup, eh Norm?
Yeah I’ll have a BBQ shrimp, thanks, mate!
Err, Smoky Pepperoni, please, Norman!
Spinach pizza for me!
Hold the cheese!
Can I get a Calzone?
Rolled twice with a crust
no more than 45 millimeters thick.
Can I get a shepherd’s pie?
Not a bad game today, Norris.
Thanks, old sport.
Weren’t too terrible yourself.
Both: My ball!
♪ So move aside, make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s going to save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door ♪
♪ When he hears that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always cool and calm ♪
(SIREN WAILS)
♪ If you’re stuck give him a shout ♪
♪ He’ll be there to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside, make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s gonna save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door ♪
(air horn)
Hi, Norman!
Are you going to the football match too?
No James, I’m going to band practice.
Um...
Of course I’m going to the football match!
It’s the biggest
sporting event of the year!
[blows horn]
Look! Oh!
There’s the star player!
-Yayyy!
-Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam!
Oh, erm... can you
autograph my flag please, Sam?
Of course, Norman!
I can’t wait to watch you
score loads of goals!
I’m going to be your loudest supporter!
Oh, no you are not, Norman Price!
I promised Bella Lasagna
you’d help her at her pop-up
pizza stand in the park today.
Awwwwwwwwww, Maaaaaaaaam!
Don’t forget, Flaming Hoses -
it’s not how you play the game,
it’s whether you beat the
pants off Trevor’s team!
Don’t forget, Pontypandy United,
you need to win the game.
(whistle blows)
Can we have the coaches to the pitch
for the coin toss please!
Ah, Trevor, my old sporting rival.
We meet again!
We do indeed, Norris.
You look a little nervous.
No!
Just a little worried
about how upset you’ll be
when you lose. Ha ha.
Up she goes!
-Heads!
-Tails!
Ow!
Oh, heads!
Argh! It’s not fair!
Why do I have to help Bella
on the day of the big--
Football match?
Maybe this won’t be so bad after all!
Ciao Norman! Grazie!
It’s so nice to have
a willing helper today!
E-e-excuse me!
I’m missing the game!
No time for football, Norman!
We have-a customers!
Show them to their table please.
Pronto!
Ugh. Name?
Bronwyn and Charlie Jones.
Do you have a reservation?
Errr, no - but.
This way.
Ooo, we’ve got an amazing
view of the game
from up here!
Really? I hadn’t noticed.
So nice to get away from
the Wholefish Cafe
and try something different.
Hmm... I’ll have the seafood pizza please.
Ahhhh. So many choices!
Erm, what would you recommend, Norman?
I’d recommend
you hurry up with your order!
Come on, Flaming Hoses!
Yaaay! Go, Pontypandy United!
Nice one, love!
She’s nearly as good at football as I am!
Here, Sam!
I’m open, Elvis!
Huh! Oh!
(whistle blows)
STOP!
That’s not how you dribble.
THIS is how you dribble!
Err, to me, sir!
I’m free, Station Officer Steele!
I’ve got this all under control.
Oow!
GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Err, no, Elvis!
Watch carefully, Norman,
and you’ll be a master chef
in-a no time!
I don’t want to be a master chef -
I want to watch the football!
First we make a nice, neat circle
of bellisimo dough like-a this.
Next, a nice big dollop
of tasty tomato sauce.
Oh!
Oooh! Err!
And then a beautiful big
handful of mouth-watering
mozzarella!
Finished!
And now I’m free to watch the match!
Ow!
Grrrr, I hate making pizza!
Ooo! Sam! Over here!
(whistle blows)
Oooh! I’m not supposed to do that am I?
No! No you’re not, Elvis!
Penalty kick to Pontypandy United!
Get ready for
the penalty kick of the century!
Huh! Oh!
(whistle blows)
STOP! Watch and learn
from the professional.
THIS is how to kick a penalty shot.
Woah! Whey!
Oof!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
It’s an OWN GOAL!
YES!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
[whistle blows]
Goal?
Forget about the football, Norman!
Just be careful with the-
Whooooahhh!
Food.
[giggle] Ah!
Mamma mia! What have you done?
Oow!
I’m so sorry I’ll clean up this a-mess.
You take the pepperoni pizza
out of the oven and take it
to Ben at the quay.
Okay, Bella.
Grr! It’s not fair.
I’m missing the match and all because of
this silly pizza!
Now, THIS is how you attack!
And THIS is how you defend!
Well, there’s nothing for us to do here!
We might as well all go home.
And this is how you scissor kick!
OOF!
Oooooooh, my back!
Hmm, that pizza smells a bit smoky.
A bit too smoky!
Oh, no! Help! Fire! FIRE!
(gasps)
Aaaah!
Oof!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Uh?
Oh...oh.
(beeping)
There is a hill fire in Pontypandy Park.
(alarm)
There’s a hill fire in Pontypandy Park!
(siren)
Penny - we’ll fight the fire
from the bottom of the hill.
Elvis and Ellie - evacuate
everyone from the stand.
Air, one hundred percent.
I’m glad everyone’s safe.
Whenever there’s a fire on a slope,
it’s always important to
stay below the flames -
because fire and smoke
travel uphill very quickly
I’m sorry, Fireman Sam
and I’m sorry, Bella.
I just wanted to watch the football,
but I should have been
concentrating on the pizzas!
Oh! I understand, Norman!
After all, I love-a my football
as much as you.
Really?
Come on, Flaming Hoses!
Go, Hoses!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
(cheers)
Mamma mia!
That was bellisimo!
Can I have your autograph?
Sorry to ruin the celebrations, Norris.
But have you forgotten
our long-standing rule?
Winner buys dinner!
Er, er, what’s that you say?
Bacon and maple syrup, eh Norm?
Yeah I’ll have a BBQ shrimp, thanks, mate!
Err, Smoky Pepperoni, please, Norman!
Spinach pizza for me!
Hold the cheese!
Can I get a Calzone?
Rolled twice with a crust
no more than 45 millimeters thick.
Can I get a shepherd’s pie?
Not a bad game today, Norris.
Thanks, old sport.
Weren’t too terrible yourself.
Both: My ball!
♪ So move aside, make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s going to save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door ♪