Finding Carter (2014–2015): Season 2, Episode 3 - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - full transcript

(Carter) Previously on
"Finding Carter"...

Baby, you do not look
at all well.

You didn't belong with
those people, all right?

You belong with me.

(Lori, echoing)
I've got it under control.

You knew eventually
it would come to this.

The truth has to come out.

(Elizabeth)
I couldn't get pregnant.

When we decided to look
for an egg donor...

They chose me.
I am your real mother.

That's a cop. Go!



(Carter) No, please.

(Grunting, struggling)

Run!

Ah!

No matter what
we find out about us...

It doesn't change anything,

if that's what
you're worried about.

Crash, what the hell
are you doing?

The safety's on.

Call 911!

Oh, God.

(Taylor)
Is it okay that I'm here?

(Max) Yeah. But I don't
want to be apart.

We had a really
great thing going.



We should have it again.

I would really like that.

(Carter) Crash?

What are you doing here?

You know what,
it doesn't matter.

I don't care.
I don't want to see you.

I'm not here to see you.
I'm here to see Max.

(Max) Crash, man, you
gotta knock it off.

You're a good person.

You didn't deserve what I did.

Are you out of your mind?

I just saw Crash drop you off.

He almost killed you!

- People change.
- Yeah, you must be right.

Because I don't know
who you are anymore.

Was there something
between you and Lori?

(Lori) I was having an
affair with David Wilson

when Carter and Taylor
were a year old.

(David) I can't tell
Elizabeth about Lori.

This is the lie that
is going to destroy us.

If you tell her now,
she might forgive you.

(David) What if your
mother can't forgive me.

(David, muffled)
Elizabeth, please...

(Elizabeth, muffled)
How could you do this?

(David, muffled)
Yes, I made a decision...

A wrong decision.
I was in a bad place.

(Elizabeth, muffled)
All these years, I trusted you.

- I'm so sorry.
- I can't even begin

to understand any of this.

I should have told you years ago.
I wanted to.

You have no idea how much.

How did Carter know?

She confronted me.

(Elizabeth, muffled) With what?

(David, muffled) My photo
from Lori's housemate.

I guess 13 years of Carter's life
wasn't enough for Lori.

She had to take you
and Taylor from me too.

She hasn't taken anyone.

Taylor is your daughter.
Carter is too.

(David, muffled)
And I'm your husband.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, they're just talking.

About what?

I don't know,
I couldn't really hear.

(David speaking indistinctly)

Are you okay?

What? Yeah.

You look like
you've been crying.

I broke up with Max.

What? Why?

It's just this whole
Crash thing.

You know, I... I get it.

I get that Max is a nice guy.

But... some things
are just unforgivable.

I mean, does everybody just
get to do whatever they want

and then it's just
supposed to be okay?

Tay, you're both going
through so much right now.

Do you really think now
is the time to break up?

I was ready to give up

everything for Max
when he got shot.

I mean, school, my future.

And now it seems like...

Forgiving Crash is more
important to him than I am.

- (Muffled arguing continues)
- That's not true.

Well, Max is fine with it, so...

Yeah, because he's Max.

That's not how he really
feels, though.

- How do you know?
- Because I do, Tay.

We're best friends.
I know how much he cares about you.

(Elizabeth, muffled)
You should have told me first!

(David, muffled) Oh, don't
you think I know that?

Okay, that sounds like a fight.

Well...

People fight.

Doesn't mean
you have to break up.

I don't really want
to talk about this.

♪ Falling down ♪

Wait, don't go.

♪ So heavy ♪

- Tay?
- (Door closes)

♪ It's hard laying down ♪

Do you think they heard?

Why?

Why did you sleep with her?

We had two little babies.

I don't know.

I don't.

We were having problems...

If I could go back
and change it, Liz,

I swear, I would.

It's not like I don't get it.

The loneliness you felt,
the sadness.

I was there, and you forgave me.

It's not about an indiscretion.

It's about what it turned into.

The horror.

She stole our daughter.

If I'd known how sick she was,

you have to know, Liz,

if I thought for a minute

she would ever have done what she did,
I would have stopped her.

I would have told you
then and there.

When Carter went missing, you didn't.
You didn't say a word.

It was two years later. I didn't
know there was a connection.

But when they found her
and you knew who took her...

I thought this was my fault.

I'm responsible
for Carter's kidnapping.

And that's what
I'll never get past.

♪ There you go ♪

♪ There you stay ♪

♪ Keeping low ♪

♪ Never wanna play ♪

♪ You've been
up and down, down ♪

♪ You've been low, low, low ♪

♪ Pretending to not feel alone ♪

♪ Pretending to not
feel alone ♪
♪

(Knocking at door)

Yeah.

- Oh, hey, buddy.
- Good morning.

I'm supposed to get Carter.

Hey.

Sorry, we were up late talking.

Family meeting
in the living room.

- About what?
- Who knows?

But I'm not
getting a "Hey, kids!,

we're going to Disneyland"
vibe out of it.

(Sighing)

- They're getting divorced.
- You don't know that.

- Yes, I do.
- Nothing is certain.

This is all my fault.

I should have made him go
to Elizabeth sooner.

It's not your fault.

What did you think when
your parents got divorced?

I thought it was my fault.

Look, maybe they'll break up,
maybe they won't.

But it's not yours to fix.

No. I can fix this.

I do love your enthusiasm.

You're not going anywhere.

You and Taylor
are gonna fix this.

Carter, I'm dumped.
Okay, I'm done.

I've gotta pack up,
get my truck fixed.

Head back to Pennsylvania.

Max, please be here when
I get home from school.

(Carter) I'm coming!

Sorry, sorry. I'm here.

Okay.

Your mom and I wanted
to talk to you as soon as possible.

It's probably not a big shock.

Your mom and I,
we've been having problems.

And, uh, in order to deal
with these problems,

we think it's best...

What?

Your father and I
are separating.

Separating... what,
like living apart?

- Yeah.
- Why?

We've been through a lot,

and we just need some time.

- For what?
- It's very complicated.

But you're not getting
divorced, right?

No. Definitely not. At least...

Neither of us wants that.

I don't... I don't understand.

Honey, we... we just have
some stuff

that we need to work through.

But we love each other
very much.

And, uh... we hope everything

will go back to normal,
really soon.

Are we moving?

No, you are staying here.

Are you leaving?

We are gonna take turns
sleeping here,

so when I'm not here,

I'll probably stay at my office.

And your mom...

I don't know. Grandma's?

Isn't grandma and grandpa's
anniversary party tonight?

- I forgot.
- Yeah, so did I.

Grandma has this
friend flying in

that she wants me to meet.

Who's that?

She's the Dean of Admissions
at Stanford.

I mean, I know that
it's selfish, but...

No, it's not selfish. We'll go.

Just the two of you?

No. No, come on,
we should all go.

Dad too.

I'd like that.

Great. So, on the anniversary

of my parents' marriage,
I have to tell them that...

Mom, you don't have to
tell them anything.

So, lie?

It's just a lie of omission.

And, you're okay with that?

I'm learning that some things
are better kept private, yeah.

Okay, fine.

Cocktails at 7:00.

(School bell ringing)

- Carter! Wait!
- Hey.

Why are mom and dad separating?

You heard them, Tay.
They have problems.

Okay, what problems?

I mean, you heard them
last night.

Is it Kyle, or something
that Lori did?

I don't know, Tay. I told you

I couldn't really hear
what they were saying.

Look... I don't understand
any of this.

I mean, we just got
our family back together.

The woman who kidnapped you
is in jail.

We should be happy, but now
mom and dad are separating,

and you don't seem
the least bit surprised.

Or pissed off.

I mean, is there something
that you're not telling me?

(Cell phone ringing)

Who's number is this?

(Ringing continues)

(Woman on phone)
You have a call from...

Lori Stevens... at the Central
County Correctional Facility.

- It's Lori.
- What?

Please press one to accept.

- She's calling from County.
- Oh, my God.

Well, what did she say?

I don't know, it was
a recorded message...

Saying "press one 1
to accept" the call.

Don't.

(Phone beeps)

Look, I have to get to class.

Okay.

Let's go.

I can't go to the party tonight.

(Door closing)

I get it.

The next few weeks
are gonna be hard.

But everything is gonna be okay.

Well, my suit doesn't fit,

and the Country Club
won't let me in

if I'm not wearing a suit.

Is that why
you can't go tonight?

I told you three months ago.

Yep, you did.

Sorry.

All right, um...

You can skip school,
come with me to work,

and after my class we will
go buy you a suit.

♪ I'm getting older ♪

♪ I don't think
they really like me ♪

♪ They might be giving up... ♪
♪

(Max) The water pump is leaking.

Blown head gasket.

I think the brakes are shot too.

Looks like a couple thousand
dollars worth of work.

And, uh...

Yeah, you need new tires.

I'll take care of it.

Yeah, I can pay in installments,

I just... I need to get home.

- What about rehab?
- It's gonna have to wait.

Stay here. Get your own place.

Dude, I don't have any cash.

- Get a job.
- I did have a job...

'Til you shot me.

Work here.

Come on, my uncle
is in his office.

- I'll introduce you.
- No, no, really.

Thank you, though.

Hey, at least let me
drop you off at Carter's

until your truck gets fixed.

That I will take you up on.

Hey.

Hey.

I don't know if I can do this.

You know, dress up and smile

and pretend everything is okay.

I can't even imagine
how painful this must be.

I can't.

But I know dad loves you.

So much.

Please, can you try
and remember that?

I'm trying, baby.

It just... it doesn't seem
like enough right now.

Her face, everything
that she said,

I just ca... I can't
stop thinking about it.

I have to go through
every minute of our lives

and try to figure it out.

I just...

I feel alone.

Mom...

I'm here.
(Laughs, cries, sniffles)

- We're all still here.
- I know.

Thank you. I know.

It doesn't matter
what she said in that room.

Okay, she's Lori.

She knew you were listening.
She was manipulating you.

It's what she does.

But we can't let her
ruin us, okay?

She doesn't get to win.

You're right.

Again.

Okay.

Okay...

What about this one?

What's wrong with that one?

Yeah.

Yeah!

No.

- No?
- I need to go shopping.

We should go shopping.
You guys need anything?

Uh, yeah, okay. Um...

I don't think Taylor's home yet.

Oh. Have you talked to her?

How is she doing?

Not good.

Did you know she and Max
broke up last night?

(Car approaching)

Is that her?

Oh, okay, cool.
I'll get my purse.

Unbelievable.

What?

What's going on around here?

- You got it?
- Yeah.

(Elizabeth) Hey!

Get out of here!

He was just dropping me off.

If we could just talk,
detective Wilson...

Save it!

And congratulations on
escaping justice... again!

But you're not welcome
in my house.

And you're not
allowed near my family.

You need to go.

All right.

Thank you for the ride.

- Hmm.
- You, inside.

- I'll be right in.
- Carter!

Mom, please.

- Why did you come here?
- It's what Max said.

Okay, why couldn't you
drop him off a block away?

Because then there would
be no chance of seeing you.

I'm sorry I upset your mom.

Yeah, well, you're not
the only upsetting thing

that's been happening
around here recently.

I... I won't come back.

Or to school, or to Bird's...

If that's what you want.

Is that what you want?

You know, I have a lot of...

Really serious stuff going on

with my family right now.

I can't think about this.

♪ I defend I defend my honor ♪

Does Taylor know that
you're hanging out with Crash?

We're not hanging out.

Is he the reason why
you two broke up?

Part of it, yes.

And he's worth losing her over?

No, but he's not worth
me walking around

the rest of my life hating him.

Max... he almost killed you.

He made a mistake.

Don't do that.
Don't trivialize it.

I'm not.

I just want to forgive him...

And move on.

Sorry. Class went long.

All right, just one more thing
to take care of.

Hilary, this is my son.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hey.

Hilary is my teaching assistant.

- Cool.
- The department meeting is now.

I'm supposed to remind you.

- Oh, I can't make it.
- Oh.

Professor Martin specifically
asked about you.

Well, just tell Professor Martin
whatever you have to.

Grant and I are having
a father-son day.

I'll say that you ate
the Chicken Kiev

in the cafeteria
and you had to leave.

(Both chuckling) Barfing.

Lots and lots of it.

(David) Perfect.
See you tomorrow.

Yeah, see ya. Bye.

All right?

Come on.

What are we doing in here?

Just trust me.

- Pick a suit.
- For what?

My grandparents' party
is tonight.

I'm not going to that.

- Yes you are, Max.
- What about Taylor?

Yeah, Taylor will be there too.

Max...

My family is falling apart

right now, okay?
We want you there.

- My grandma wants you there!
- Yeah, but Taylor...

Taylor is gonna have some
Stanford person with her.

She'll be in a really good mood.

- It could be really good timing.
- For what?

Max, you love her.

That's not the problem.

Don't you still love her?

I'm not sure that she loves me.

Okay, well, how are
you gonna find out

if you go back to Pennsylvania?

Max, you two are
so good together.

Okay? I get that you've
both got a lot going on.

But if you can't make a
relationship work right now,

can you please at least try
and still be friends?

Red is my color.

♪ You know about it ♪

♪ Right in your pocket ♪
♪

- I'm not dating my T.A.
- Why not?

Because I'm married
to your mother.

You and mom
are separated, though.

- As of this morning.
- So, you're saying

if you had more time,
you'd be dating her.

No, I'm not saying that.

So you want to stay with mom?

Yes.

Does mom want to stay with you?

I hope so, Grant. I really do.

You like this suit?

Not really, but...

No one seems to care
about what I like.

(Grant) Hey, look, there's mom.

- Hey.
- What are you guys doing here?

Grant grew out of his suit.

Well, you should have told me.
I could have taken him.

No, no, I don't mind.
I'm happy to do it.

I'm gonna go check out
the video games.

Grant's feeling...

He needs to know
I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not trying to force you
out of the family, David.

I didn't say that.
I just want to reassure him.

I just don't want Grant to think

that I'm the bad guy here.

That's not what this is about.

- (Taylor) I am not wearing this.
- (Carter) It's so nice.

(Taylor) Mom! I don't like it.

Oh, come on, you look amazing.

(David) That is too revealing.

- Hi, dad.
- Hi.

Carter thinks that
I should slut it up.

Carter is wrong. Very wrong.

(Cell phone ringing)

So, you wear it with a sweater.

Then after your meeting
with the Stanford lady,

then you can slut it up.

(Taylor) Oh, my God. Mom, dad?

Lori just tried to call me.

- What?
- (Carter sighing)

She tried to call me
earlier as well.

- When?
- When I was at school.

Why is she calling me?

Because I hung up on her?

How did she get Taylor's number?

(Carter) I don't know.

Maybe she looked through
my phone when I was passed out?

Well, this just gets
better and better.

I'm calling the Warden
to file a complaint.

Yeah, and we should change
the girls' phone numbers.

No, you know what,
it's fine, I got it.

- What are you doing?
- Blocking her number.

Do you think
that's gonna stop her?

Why can't she
just leave us alone?

What does she want with us?

(Carter) Oh.

(Taylor) Wow, they've
really gone all out.

♪ And he's not begging ♪

What is Max doing here?

- Max is here?
- Is he wearing my suit?

- Did you invite him?
- Yeah.

Grandma's crazy about Max.

Well, grandma's not
his girlfriend.

- Neither are you.
- You guys are so annoying.

Really?

♪ I'll take you
all the way, no, no ♪

- Yes, please!
- Oh!

You're 21?

This is my grandparents' party.

Yeah, well, that's
not proof of age, so...

Well, I'm visiting from college.

- Oh, yeah?
- What school?

Stanford.

Environmental Studies
with a Minor in Economics.

- Really?
- I feel that it's not enough

to find new ways
to save the planet.

You have to really, really
annoy people about it.

All right, take a drink.

(Joan) Taylor, time for photos.

- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Duty calls.

All right, Grant,
why don't you come stand

- in front of, uh, grandpa.
- Come here.

Taylor and Carter right
here in front of us.

And Elizabeth, come next to me.

David, you're, um...

I'm next to Buddy.

Ah, yes, you are.

Okay, picture on three.
One, two... ah!

- Good.
- Okay, one more for safety.

And girls,
can you just switch places?

- Okay, grandma.
- What difference does it make?

(Buddy) I find it
best not to argue.

Smile, everybody. Show teeth!

One more for safety.

I thought that was the safety?

Mom, enough.

Something going on?

Joan, why don't you do one
with just the women?

Sounds good to me.

Can you not direct,
please, David?

That's her job.

Well, actually, grandma
has something else

- to do with the girls.
- Okay.

Have you spoken to Max yet?

Why would I talk to him?

Taylor, do you really
think right now is

the best time
to break up with someone

that you care so much about?

Carter, leave it alone.

Girls, I want you to meet
my friend, Anne Wallace.

- Hi.
- This is my granddaughter, Taylor.

- My granddaughter, Carter.
- Hi.

So, this is Carter.
Nice to meet you.

Oh, hi.
Yeah, nice to meet you too.

So, grandma says that you guys
went to school together?

And I never left.

Anne is the Dean of Admissions.

Oh. Um, yeah, we heard.

(Joan) So, I need to go back up.

- You be good to my granddaughters.
- Okay.

So, uh... did you fly out
just for the party?

I did. And you should fly out

to California sometime.

I'd be happy to arrange
a campus tour.

I would love that.

I'm applying to Stanford
for Environmental Studies

with a Minor in Economics.

Excellent.

Yeah, I think that...

Conservation is really
our only hope.

But, we need to develop
the technologies and...

You know, find a way
to market them.

Well, you've given this
a lot of thought.

What about you?

Me?

Where do you see yourself
going to school?

Oh. (Scoffing) I don't know.

Um, Taylor's the smart one.

She's got like a 4.0 GPA.

Well, you should think
about Stanford too.

Why?

Because you have
an amazing story.

Life experience.

Your grandmother said you'd
been missing for 13 years?

Well, I mean, you know...

- I knew where I was.
- Well, we've had some

amazing women come through
our school.

Each with a perspective
all their own.

Sally Ride, Sandra Day O'Connor,
your grandmother...

Yeah, and, uh... hopefully

my sister one day, too.

Yes, Taylor, you're
an excellent candidate.

Can I have someone
from our admissions team give you a call?

It was so nice to meet you.

You too, dear.

Taylor, where are you going?

Have a great night.

I'm giving you
an opportunity here.

I want you to think
about your future.

Yeah, well...
Seems like the most

interesting thing
about me is my past.

♪♪

♪ Awful feeling ♪

- Whatcha doing?
- Eating.

The cocktail sauce is spicy.

Don't get any on your shirt.

You know, you...
You look so handsome

and mature in your
brand-new suit.

Thanks.

So... what's going on?

Oh, man, you know...

We're running low on shrimp.

I mean with your parents.

You don't tell me,
I'll make you slow dance.

(Sighing)

Mom and dad are splitting up.

I knew it.

Oh, hey, mom.
Having a good time?

How long were you gonna
keep this a secret?

What?

Come on, I know
about you and David.

I'm so sorry.

- Come on, mom.
- What?

You never liked him.
You call him a loser.

Well, I shouldn't say that.

Why was I worried
about telling you?

This is probably
the best anniversary present

- you ever got.
- That's not true.

When you married him,
you were so happy.

That's all I want for you.

Thank you for saying that.

But, you know, now I want
you to be reasonable.

Have you... have you
talked to a lawyer?

- I'm not talking to a lawyer.
- I'm just talk...

I'm thinking about
the kids, you know.

You have to hold on
to what you have.

Mom, I'm not going there.

People turn into the worst
versions of them...

Okay, can you just stop with
the horror scenarios? Please.

It's a separation.

Hopefully, it's temporary.

You want it to be temporary?

To be honest,
I don't know what I want.

I'm just so angry at him,

I don't know if
I can get past it.

♪ In my dreams ♪

♪ You said this was a rumor ♪

- Hey.
- (Max) Hey.

Do you know Ralph here
was in desert storm?

He's got six bullet holes
to my one.

- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

Have you seen Taylor?

Yeah, she went off with some
handsome-y waiter guy.

All right, well let's
go find her, then.

(Cheering)

♪♪

♪ Roll, roll, roll
the windows down ♪

♪ Now turn your stereo up ♪

♪ Because tonight, tonight ♪

♪ We don't give two (...) ♪

♪ Caution to the wind ♪

♪ And they're gonna see ♪

♪ No matter what they play ♪

♪ We-we-we're gonna live free ♪

♪♪

♪ Now put your hands
in the air ♪

♪ And wave 'em around
like you just don't give a uh ♪
♪

Okay, who's next?

- What are you doing?
- I'm up. Let's play.

No. Nope. No, he can't drink.

(Max) Why not?

Because you got shot.

Something tells me I'm not gonna
be doing all that much drinking.

Can we talk?

There are no kids here.
There's nothing for me to do.

The video room is locked,
and... why do I have to stay?

Because it's your
grandparents' party.

- Apologize.
- (Buddy) No need.

I get it.
A boring adult party, right?

Grant, I just heard
a security guard

talking about some kids
racing golf carts on the back green.

Why don't you take
grandpa's cart?

He's got the
high-performance model.

You will blow them
off the course.

- Hmm?
- Really?

Sure.

- Cool.
- Come on.

I'll show you how
to be a winner.

Thanks, Joan
he's been... grumpy today.

Yeah, I noticed.

He probably does need
to blow off a little steam.

That's what golf carts are for.

Well, thank you.

It's nothing you wouldn't
have done, eventually.

You know, don't you?

Of course.

I really appreciate
you showing up tonight.

This... could not have
been easy.

The great outdoors!

Here, put this on.

Oh, no, no, no.

I can't sit.
Sitting makes me sleepy.

I'm gonna stand.

Now I'm gonna dance.

(Muffled music)

I like how you get
all play-by-play...

Whenever you're drinking.

I'm gonna laugh at that now.

(Laughing)

Dance with me.

No, no. I'm... I'm pushing it

here already
a little, physically.

Well, I can't dance for you.

That would be masochistic.

No, mis... misogynistic.

Strip club-y, too.

- Mm-hmm.
- You know?

Sorry to hear about
your parents.

(Chuckling) They suck.

Everyone sucks.

There's a lot of
suckage right now.

(Carter) Hey.

You could probably use this.

It's helpful. Thanks.

(Music louder)

(Door closing, music muffled)

Why did you come here tonight?

I was invited.

Do you always do everything
my grandma wants?

Well, "please" is
a pretty powerful word.

I wasn't ready to leave you.

I miss us.

I miss us too.

♪♪

There we are.

Where?

Right here.

What do you mean?

I mean... I think...

We should be us again.

Together.

You want to get back together?

Yeah, I do.

Don't you?

♪ In this space is the unknown ♪

I'm confused. I thought you
were saying you wanted this.

I said I missed you.

And then you kissed me.

Yeah! Because I...

Well, I don't...
I don't know why!

But...

You know, nothing's changed.

You still let that guy
back into your life.

Taylor, I love you.

I love you too.

To the point where
I can't even see straight.

But you almost died.

You know, how am
I supposed to feel

when you can just forgive him?

Well, it's... it's not easy.

Is your forgiving him
more important than what

it would have done to me
if I would have lost you?

Because that's
what it feels like.

No. No, no, it isn't.

That isn't more important,
that's just something else.

Not to me it's not.
It's the same.

When I think about how

it would feel right now
if you had died...

You know, I couldn't handle it.

And that... that
right there is why

I need to take a step back.

And focus on... my future.

Not that I can anymore,

thanks to Carter.

Why? What does that mean?

She ruined my life.

She's trying to help.

Well, I didn't ask for her help.

Okay, she should just
stay out of it

and mind her own business.

She wants us
to get back together.

Well, that isn't up to her!

♪ ...to say good-bye ♪
♪

♪♪

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Hey!
- Hey.

It is my relationship,
my break up!

What gives you the right
to keep butting in?

I don't want you
involved in my life!

Is this about Stanford, Taylor?

You, you're so selfish.

Narcissistic, controlling...

- Taylor.
- Delusional...

Oh, my God.

- You're her.
- Who?

Lori. (Chuckling)

How did I not figure
this out before?

I take after dad,

and you take after the nut job
who's in prison.

- Taylor, stop it.
- No, you stop it!

You don't know
what's best for me!

Worry about your own life
and stay the hell out of mine!

♪ She tracked me down
gave me some of that money ♪

♪ Even though it wasn't
up to me ♪

♪ She had me right... ♪

So, what's in
a Sex On the Beach?

Taylor.

Stay away from me.

Could I get a Spritzer?

Um...

I... I got to see an I.D.

Unbelievable.

I mean, 20 minutes ago

I was playing champagne pong
with this guy,

and I was kicking his ass!

- Shh.
- For the record.

And now, he won't even serve me.

Girls?

- Hey.
- What's going on?

Grandma!

We're celebrating!

Carter is going
to Stanford, and...

- And it's your anniversary!
- Taylor...

Are... are you drunk?

Your daughter is drunk.

Taylor, what's going on?

(Taylor) Nothing much.

- Maybe we should go home.
- Yeah.

No, no, no. I want to stay.

You're embarrassing yourself.

You're embarrassing your family

- in front of my friends.
- Am I?

I don't even care anymore!

What's the difference?

You're not even my grandmother.

What's she mean by that?

Grandma and grandpa,
I'm really sorry.

I thought that you guys knew.

So, when were you gonna tell us?

Never.

(David) We didn't
want anyone to know.

Well, we're gonna
sue that clinic,

and your obstetrician, too.

(Joan) Yeah, and whoever
gave that woman

her psych evaluation.
They're really getting sued.

I think we all just want
to move forward.

Okay, fine.
If that's what you want to do.

Just promise me, there's...
There's no more secrets, right?

No. No more secrets.

Okay.

♪

Well, happy anniversary.

- Sorry I wrecked it.
- Oh!

- Sorry she wrecked it.
- All right, Grant.

Well, you can't say we didn't
entertain our friends.

Carter, our granddaughter
who was kidnapped,

and Taylor, now our
granddaughter who got drunk.

(Kissing) I love you.

Tay. Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Bye.

Um, David...

You know that thing
that you're doing...

Separating?

No, no, the... the taking turns
sleeping at the house.

Who's turn is it tonight?

We haven't really decided.

Well, would you mind very much

taking the first shift?

I think my daughter could use
some taking care of tonight.

It's up to you.

First night apart.

I'll miss you.

Oh. Sweetheart.

- Come on.
- Yeah.

♪ We make a long way
from easy livin' ♪

♪ Look good baby ♪

♪♪

♪ We make a long way
from easy livin' ♪

♪ Look good baby ♪

What just happened?

(Sighing)

It's so weird
they didn't tell grandma

they used an egg donor.

This family loves their secrets.

Yeah.

I'm sorry for what I said.

You're nothing like her.

She keeps calling me.

Just... don't answer.

I'm scared of how angry I am.

Of all the...

Awful things
I want to say to her.

♪ We make a long way
from easy livin' ♪

♪ Look good baby ♪

(Knocking at window)

(Crash) Max!

Hey, did you sleep here
all night?

You made an offer yesterday.

Something about
a job opportunity.

Yeah. Come on.
I'll introduce you.

Hey, you got a place
I could clean up first?

Oh, yeah, inside.

Oh, you're a life saver, dude.
Thank you.

The life saver
who almost killed you.

(Chuckling) Too soon.

(Cell phone vibrating)

Oh, my God.

Tay! Tay.

What?

(Sighing)

It's Lori?

Look, Carter, you don't
have to answer that, okay?

You don't have to talk
to her ever again.

(Beep)

(Sighing) Lori?

Lori, stop!

You need to leave
my family alone now.

♪♪

Hello?

It's Lori.

It's not over.

- She wants me to help her.
- You're being manipulated by her.

Until she says it's over.

- Mom, calm down.
- You called me mom.

I never thought I'd hear
you call me that again.