Find It Fix It Flog It (2016-2022): Season 3, Episode 25 - Episode #3.25 - full transcript
There are sheds and there are SHEDS.
BOTH LAUGHING
The garages and the barns of Britain
are stacked with old possessions.
This is what we've been waiting for,
Si! Check it out.
What looks like valueless junk could
be worth a pretty penny.
Thank heavens I got here to save it.
Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien reckon
they can fix this redundant rubbish.
And once restored - sell for a profit.
That's where the money is!
For Henry and his mechanic...
That's it!
...it's all about restoring retro
relics and vintage classics.
Dag...!
While Simon and his upcycler
re-purpose the unwanted
into fantastic furniture.
Just brilliant- I love it.
Hey, look, have a wander - fill your
boots!
That is absolutely stunning, what
you've done.
IMITATES PLANE
They may have different approaches
but together they'll turn a profit
for the owners.
In total, mate - £1,310 to you.
Wow, that's not a bad day out, is
it?
Today, Henry's in motorcycle heaven.
I mean, fill your boots.
Gemma's in glass smashing hell.
GLASS SHATTERING
Are you having a smashing time? Oh!
And at the valuation, everyone is in
the money.
How's that, mate? very good. Yeah?
The boys are back on the road and
across the border into Mid Wales.
Should I tell you something about
Wales? Go on.
Once a year, there's the
Royal Welsh Show.
Yeah - big agricultural thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can show off your sheep and all
that kind of stuff.
But basically, the young farmers see
it as an annual opportunity
to find a partner.
It's kind of a romantic type affair!
Ooh!
But today, I doubt love will be in
the air as the boys are visiting
Len Milner, who shares one or two
interests with a certain Henry Cole.
Would it be motorbikes by any
chance?
He might have the odd two-wheeled
conveyance...
Can I teach you some swearwords in
Welsh now?
Len, a former joiner, is very keen
to join his eclectic collection
with the world.
I'll be very interested to see what
Henry thinks of some
of the motorcycles that I've got in there.
Henry, how are you? Hello mate, how
are you? Hello, nice to meet you.
How are you, are you all right?
Now, Len, right - driving in this
here, these have got
to be the best motorcycling roads ever.
Ooh, yes - absolutely.
Well, I was just going to say that
it's a beautiful part of the world.
You have to bring motorbikes into
it, don't you? And if we did make
you some money Len,
what would you spend it on, do you
think? Probably more bikes, Henry.
Oh, good. Just fantastic!
That's the kind of inspiration I
need. Len, thank you so much, mate.
We'll see you in a little bit.
As usual, the boys have to find
the two items each - to restore
and flog on for a profit.
He-he-he! There's a motorcycle,
isn't there?
Yeah, I think that just might be
some motorcycles.
Do you think? Yeah!
HENRY GASPS
Oh, mate,
the iconic rally car, isn't it?
Audi Quattro, early '80s - they
were Group B rally cars.
The fastest rally cars in existence
at the time, obviously.
But they were so quick that they
banned them
after some horrendous accidents.
For once, Mr Petrol Head,
I can trump you,
whatever you're about to say.
Once upon a time, I once went for a
little spin
with Dai Llewellyn, the legend that
is, at the wheel.
Just before we set out... Yeah.
I just looked out down the side
and it has the names on the side
of the pilot and co-pilot, yeah?
Yeah, of course. Here - look.
On Dai Llewellyn's, it said,
"Dai Llewellyn, A positive."
And I said, "What's A positive?"
And he said, "That's me blood
group." Vroom!
And I screamed out of the window,
"O positive!"
Enough of four wheels - on to
Henry's interest in two.
He said that there were a few motorcycles.
I mean, fill your boots.
Eh?
That is rather lovely - cafe racer.
It's been done a little bit.
That is not included.
This Enfield 500 has dropped
handlebars, prominent seat cowling
and an elongated fuel tank in the
style of a cafe racer.
Named as such because youths raced
between cafes in the '50s and '60s.
It's a bike that has been customised
to look like a '50s cafe racer,
even though the bike itself is 1994.
And I think there's a lot more work
that could be done on it,
very simply, to really add value.
First item - thanks very much.
Whilst Henry is racing back to the
'50s for his first item...
Ooh.
...Simon's spotted something straight
out of the 1980s.
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Ooh, pinball wizard - how cool is
that?
Listen - who doesn't love a pinball
machine?!
I love a pinball machine.
Mate, they're seriously, seriously
collectable. What is it?
It's a... It's just some dude...
Vector! ..with crash helmets!
It's based on that, what was that
film?
Rollerball! Rollerball - that's it.
Yes - this about Vector model dates
from 1982 and was inspired
by the 1975 sci-fi classic,
Rollerball, starring James Caan.
I'm going to take a shot at this.
Yeah? Yep.
I've got the ball rolling.
I've got my first item, mate.
Oh mate, 1-1.
Hopefully I can get it working.
If I can't, it's just going
to be the best fun in the world!
So Simon's picked a pinball machine
but Henry's not ready
to leave the shed just yet.
HENRY WHISTLES
A little oil dispenser, just needs...
Len?!
Can you start up the motor? Yep,
sure. That's my excuse to hear it!
THEY LAUGH
Oh, check this out, man.
ENGINE REVS
Oh - listen to it!
Ooh!
Mate, look at the rear of it!
Cheers, Len - great, mate.
ENGINE STOPS
HENRY CLEARS THROAT
Hey, Si.
Now look, right.
As it stands at the moment is, you
know, standard oil dispenser.
So, you've got that there, you put
your jug under there,
little windy windy...
Oil dispensers were used by garages
but disappeared
from forecourts through the 1960s,
as manufacturers turned to cans
and plastic bottles.
Hang on. Yeah?
We've only just started!
I know, but for once I've brought
you to a shed
and I've got my two items first.
There's one more shed though, isn't
there? Yes, go on!
So, Simon heads to the other shed
whilst Henry takes in the view.
What's that river called then?
Wye.
Oh, I just wanted to know.
No - it's the River Wye. What?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Oh, OK - I get it, Hay-on-Wye,
Ross-on-Wye .
That's enough.
Wye not get on with the search?
You can keep your shed full of motorbikes
and cars and oil dispensers. What?
Smell that.
Beautiful - this is where the real
work happens.
Not me!
Got to be stuff in here, come on.
Mate, it's wood. A bucket of trinket.
BELL RINGS
Oh!
We've never done a bell before.
Oh, look, a little iron. Oh, look,
there's a little oil lamp there.
Never mind the oil lamp. I've
spotted something. I'm going up.
What?
What have you found?
A pair of little, kind of,
trestle tables.
And the top of them is kind of like
a board
with hessian underneath it and all
the old patina has come through.
Ooh, I like that.
Quite low, isn't it? Either way,
I love it. I've got my second item.
Mate - happy days.
Let's go and see Len.
So, Simon and Henry have tabled two
items each for Len's inspection.
Do you want to go first? I'll go
first. I found that little trestle
table. Yep.
Tell me about that, mate.
It's an ex-village hall table.
So that's my first item, if it's OK?
Good stuff, yep. Absolutely.
My second item - the pinball
machine. Yes!
Have you played it?
No, I haven't. It needs a little bit
of fettling, I'm afraid.
Ah. Ah - okey dokey. OK.
Well, you know what? I'm going to do
my best.
But, anyway, that's my second item,
if that's OK, mate? Yes, most certainly.
Great stuff. Now, Len... Yes.
CLEARS THROAT
Can we talk about this beautiful
motorcycle?
Hmm. Now, I'm right in saying that's
an Enfield 500?
Not quite. It was - but it's now a 625cc.
Had a John Tollgate conversion
on it. Oh, fantastic.
That means "terrifying"... Yeah?
Great. So look, if it's all right,
Len - I'd love to take that.
Yes, certainly.
Now also, that does look a rather
plain oil dispenser
but I think I can do some lovely
things with it.
But if it's OK, Len - those are my
two items.
Absolutely. Len - thank you so much.
That's all right!
Coming up...
Henry's struggling.
Ooh, Christ!
HE PANTS
It's a question of just getting the
decompressor lever.
Simon takes his work seriously.
Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!
I'm going to give Gemma a good
battering with this!
And the boys get tuned up.
Ooh, something happened then!
That's it, that's it!
Yes!
GASPING: Oh!
Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole are
creating dosh from the discarded.
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah, pinball wizard.
How cool is that?
In Oxfordshire, Henry is revealing
his finds
to his partner in grime,
Guy Willison,
starting with the oil dispenser.
OK, red.
Yes. Right.
Because I'm going Pratt's Petroleum.
Old brand, vintage, all right? Yes.
And then we polish the handle and
we're done. Are you happy with that?
Reasonably, yes!
Chances are, Guy will be a lot
happier with item number two.
It's a Royal Enfield Bullet cafe
racer, and just for the sighting lap,
it has lots of really nice little
bits on it.
It's got the sort of conversion for
the air filter, it's got
a different carburettor.
MOCKINGLY: "And oh, yeah, look at
the rows on them...
GIBBERISH
Can I stop you cos I'm really bored.
This brake... Yeah, I know, right -
there are things that I don't like.
This is a lovely rear end.
Yes. But all that stuff, mudguard
and all that kind of thing, is not
cafe racer styling.
We need some logos on here, lovely
red ones.
And then we go riding. It's going to
be a very sad day when it goes.
Well, you could always buy it for
the right price.
Yeah, about my wage rise, we need
to talk about that. I've gone deaf!
Ah...!
While the oil dispenser is set to be
powder coated,
Henry gets started on the Enfield,
removing the seat
to get to the mudguard.
There you go, look at that.
Guy unscrews it and marks up where
they will cut.
About there?
Nearly off!
Mate, now that's looking like a
sled. It is.
The boys remount the seat and
there's just one thing
left for today.
Now, all we've got to do is start it.
Ooh, I don't know how much you can
do that.
Ooh, Christ...
It's a question of just getting
the decompressor lever.
I want two more kicks out of you!
All right, sonny...
I thought you were in, then.
I had confidence.
She just doesn't seem to want to
know, does it?
I feel defeated.
Ignition off, park it up, we'll have
another go later.
OK, mate.
In Liverpool, Simon is feeling a lot
more sprightly
as he shows off his selections to
restorer Gemma Longworth.
Kicking off with the pinball machines.
What do you reckon?
Look at this! This is cool. Does it
work?
No. That's the uncool bit about it. Oh.
No, but I'd love to try and get it working.
We'll have a little look inside and
if it gets beyond us,
we'll get someone in. Yeah.
But I had to get it.
It's got that kind of retro '80s
vibe going on to it, yeah?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Before my time.
Moving on...
One extreme to the other.
Yeah, complete contrast!
LAUGHING: Yeah.
Little trestle table, right?
It needs a little bit of work here.
There are some bits missing.
So, it's just a bit of fun, this.
Do you want to give it some thinking
about? Yeah.
Decide what you want to do with
that. And I'll see if I can
get this thing working and then I'll
whoop you at it.
I doubt that. Oh, yes!
Simon gets the ball rolling with the
pinball machine.
Yeah, there you go.
Just a few lights.
Oh.
Right...
Might need the instructions.
OK.
Now, I did do physics.
And I did do some electronics.
That was in about 1985.
Ah.
OK, make a call.
While Simon phones someone who knows
their amp from their elbow,
Gemma is much more at home sanding
the table.
Well, due to the size of it, I'm
thinking this lends itself
to being a child's activity table.
So, I'll sand it first and then I
can go crazy.
And after sanding,
Gemma's crazy plan is to paint the
sides and the legs pink.
In Oxfordshire, the oil dispenser is
also being painted
and Guy is buffing up the handle, as
giving it a gentle polish
can bring out the shine in the wood.
Just very gently do this or it'll
just eat masses of it away.
See how spongy it is there.
I'm going to try to get it to like that.
Am I on? Next, it's take two
at starting the Enfield racer.
Where do you want that?
For this task, the boys have brought
out the rolling road
to attempt to bump start it.
Right, that switch I think was
there. Yes. Wasn't it? Yes.
Fuel is on.
Right? Tickly-tickly... Yeah.
Ready? Yes.
Stop!
Ooh... Check for smoke here...
Small disaster.
Third time lucky, maybe, as Guy
clambers aboard
to give it his best shot.
Something happened then.
That's it, that's it!
ENGINE REVS
Yes!
With the Enfield started, Guy can
now cut out a new registration
holder from aluminium and attach it
to the seat.
In Liverpool, Gemma is customising
the children's trestle table.
I'm going to add a few knobs and
handles and rods to the edge
of me table so that the kids can
hang their bits on.
And just painting them up in nice
bright colours.
Having painted the extra bits a
bright blue,
Gemma has a special plan for the top
of the table.
This paint is great.
It goes on really well, and once
it's dry, it turns any surface
into a chalkboard.
There we go.
That's all the paint on.
Once that's dry, it's ready to go.
Big kid Simon has purchased a new
motherboard for the pinball
machine from a specialist supplier.
It's a bit like James Bond, isn't
it?
Is it the red wire, the blue wire or
the green wire?
I've always wanted to learn.
Simon went with the red and now is
the moment of truth.
Here goes nothing.
Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!
It works!
I'm going to give Gemma a good
battering at this!
But the fun and games will have to wait.
As its time for Simon's choice of location.
He's taking Henry back to Bedfordshire
to revisit Richard Blay.
I've invited Henry and Simon back
for another look
around before it all disappears cos
I'm downsizing.
There should be the same good
pickings again,
so the money should roll.
Do you recognise it?
Yeah, of course I recognise it.
It's Richard's place!
It is. Listen, I enjoyed it so much
last time I had to bring us back.
HENRY LAUGHS
Richard, good to see you again.
Very good to see you.
Richard, I couldn't stop him.
Oh, right. Yeah, he was desperate to
come back. So, you know what we're
going
to do if it's all right?
Yeah, have a mooch around.
We are going to have a mooch around,
pick another two items each, take
them away and give them some love.
Excellent. Richard, thank you so much.
Very good. Great stuff, mate.
We'll see you in a little bit.
Oh, it's nice to be back. Yeah.
So the boys are off down memory lane.
Richard's place, I mean, it's an
absolute slam dunk.
So, let battle commence.
But it's Simon who is warming up for
combat quickest.
Hello.
Now, look at that. I say, man.
Old Victorian radiator, right?
Mm-hmm.
But look at the work on that.
These were the times when even your
radiator was beautifully decorated.
A Victorian vintage radiator will be
worth good money
if it's restored and still fully functional.
What goes, you know, you get
corrosion around the seals here.
Yeah. And if it's got a hole in it,
it will never be a radiator again,
but you can get it tested for pressure.
If it can't be a radiator again,
which there's a great market for... Yeah.
...then I would flip it horizontal
and just put a glass top on it
so it's a table but you can see all
this work.
Is that your first item?
It is my first item. I love it.
That is a hot item.
Ow! Ooh, is it hot?
It's working, yeah.
So Simon has his first item, the
radiator, and as the search
continues he's warming
to another heating implement.
Ooh - now, what's this, mate?
Well, what it is...
It should stand up.
It should have a gas bottle on the
bottom. Oh, OK.
It's an old gas heater, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
But what if...
This is aluminium, isn't it? Yeah.
So, if that was all polished up...
Yeah?
...we'll put some bulbs in it
instead. A steam punk vibe type
thing?
That steam punk vibe.
Rock and roll. That is great.
There's possibilities here.
This is a potential. I think it's
really cool. Anyway, listen, I've
got some information foryou.
What's that, mate?
You just walked past two motorbikes.
Are you winding me up?
With the heater turned light on the
back burner for the moment,
Henry is off to salivate over some
retro motorbikes.
Well, they're not motorbikes, but
they're mopeds.
Yeah, get rid of the rally, cos
that's not very rare.
This, on the other hand...
I mean, in my sheds and all my bike
shops that I've been into,
I've never seen one.
It's a Honda... Yeah?
50, I reckon, cc moped.
This Honda P50 was introduced in 1966
and could have been snapped up for
the bargain price
of £52 on its launch.
Do you know what I find odd about
this is the speed already goes up to 30.
If Henry hasn't seen one before,
that's good for two reasons.
It's rare and he won't go on about
it too long.
And if you've never seen it, take it.
I'll see if I can find a compressor.
I'll see you in a minute.
Whilst Henry decompresses his moped
choice, Simon is still trying
to declutter Richard's barn.
There's a hat for you.
OK, mate.
Right, come on, what have got?
Amongst all this?
Have you got it? Ah!
That's it. That's actually quite nice.
Well, it's simple. What are we going
to do with that, just sand her? I'm
going to say, "There yougo, Gemma.
"What are you going to do with it?"
And it doesn't have much value
at the moment.
So, anything we do will add value to it.
It's a slam dunk, isn't it?
It is a slam dunk.
Does that mean you've got two items?
It does, yeah. Oh.
Well, you can take the hat.
Back foot again!
So Simon's dream team can work
on restoring this cabinet
into an item that is sure to go for
a decent price.
Right, here, hold that a sec, would
you?
Meanwhile, Henry is trying to figure
out where to find his final item.
SIMON LAUGHS
It's a big cage.
No, no. Mate, don't you think that's
rather lovely? It's cool, isn't it?
It's not a planter but it's
something
to put a flowerpot or something in, right?
But, just the shape of it really
got me going.
How about that?
As a lamp?
Yeah, you look better like that.
Do you think so?
That's like one of those kind of
Shakespearean tortures or medieval things.
Henry, you're losing your marbles
here. I know.
But I tell you what, I may have lost
my marbles but I've found myself my
second item.
I think that's really cool.
Richard, let's go see him.
So the boys' search is complete but
what will Richard make
of their picks, starting with the
moped?
Do you know anything about it?
Came from Beaulieu Autojumble.
Can I take it away and love it?
Yes, you can do. Clean it up and get
riding it. Get riding it.
Lovely. Second one, now what is that
thing?
Is that a thing to put a pot in or
what?
No idea - it came from the
Enfield Pageant
and that was on the Autojumble.
But if it's all right, mate, those
are my two items.
Yeah, that's good. My turn.
Now then, let's start with that
gorgeous radiator - tell me about that.
It's been here about since 1990
and it's just stood there ever since.
All right, so that's my first item.
My second item, a glass cabinet just languishing.
Next time you see it, it will be
utterly transformed- how's that?
That's very good. Mate, it's been an
absolute pleasure again.
Yeah. Don't downsize too quickly,
cos we might come back.
Coming up...
Simon's sprung a leak.
Sadly...
...this radiator will never be a
radiator again.
Henry and Guy have success.
That's fantastic.
Mate, it looks beautiful, look at
it!
We have ourselves a runner.
And we're talking big money at the valuation.
I have got an offer on the table of
three grand straight.
Dukes of junk Henry Cole and Simon
O'Brien are making cash
from other people's clutter.
I got a hat for you.
Today's second search at Richard's
place is done.
And Simon is back in Liverpool
showing off his picks to Gemma,
starting with the radiator.
Gorgeous, Victoriana.
What we've got to do, is test it for
pressure. OK.
Because if any of the joints have gone,
then it becomes a coffee table or
something. Oh, OK.
Colour?
Oh, well, that's a tough one.
What about, let's go...
...copper, bronze? Ooh!
Let's go metallic.
Oh, I like your thinking.
On to the rather battered cupboard.
And this is gorgeous, too.
It has seen better days.
And are these both the doors? Yeah.
We've got all the hinges.
There's a broken pane of glass here.
So, as far as this is concerned,
over to you, I'm going to go and get
the metallic colour chart.
OK, see you later.
While Simon browses paint, Gemma
assesses the cabinet.
First thing to do on this cabinet
is give it a light sand.
It looks like it's a little bit
damaged in areas.
But nothing that a bit of wood
filler won't sort out.
So, Gemma sands off the wood finish
and repairs the imperfection with
some standard wood filler.
Outside, it's crunch time for the radiator.
OK.
So, we've sealed up all the ends
except for this one.
Let's find out if our radiator can
be a radiator once more.
Radiators have to be watertight.
SIGHING: Oh...
Otherwise, the heating system won't
work and you'll be left
with a bit of a messy floor.
Sadly, this radiator will never be a
radiator again.
That's a real pity.
So, handyman Phil splits the useless
radiator into two,
using an angle grinder and power saw
and sends it off to be repainted.
In Oxfordshire, Henry is showing off
his batch of items to Guy.
I think it's a Honda P50.
And it's the last in the line,
I think, of these.
How do you mean? With the motor like
that, and the wheel, and that huge hub.
There are a few things that I can
see that are wrong with it. Yes.
The HT lead's hanging off. Yeah.
So is the rear light, etc.
So, basically, try and get it going,
clean it up,
sort out those obvious things,
and go from there, basically.
So, hopefully we'll get a result.
OK, from the sublime to the vaguely
ridiculous, mate.
I'll tell you what, firstly,
I just liked its form.
Now we could...
Make a light?
Yeah.
It reminded me, I thought, I saw
bins in the park when I was a kid
with the metal bin liner in it for rubbish.
If you had one of those silver ones
you know, that galvanised silver?
And you actually had it in here?
Yeah.
And then do this a funky colour.
Get it blasted, funky colour...
For once, Guy's idea of turning it
into a rubbish receptacle isn't
binned.
And whilst they send the cage to be
powder coated, they are free
to tinker with the moped.
They start by addressing the obvious failings.
We've tack welded the rear light,
etc - so, that's done.
So that's not loose any more.
OK, so we got the HT lead back on.
Yeah, I'm just going to clean the
plug. I'm not going to put the leg
guards back cos I don'tthink
they were actually standard.
OK, so shall I show you what we're
going to do with these?
I have to tell you, these
motorcycles, normally,
are a pile of rust.
But, to find one mint like this,
any Honda enthusiast
has got to want to own it. Yeah.
Surely, man, as long as we can get
it going.
Let's just hope it runs, all right?
In Liverpool, Gemma is happily
painting the display cabinet, until...
GLASS SHATTERING
You having a smashing time? Oh...
SIMON LAUGHS
It's broken!
Well, yeah, I heard that!
Aargh! And I can see that!
I was just...
Oh, what a pain.
Should I give Phil a ring? Yeah.
Yeah.
Phil will now have to rebuild and
glaze both the doors,
whilst Gemma finishes it's modern makeover.
Finally!
Simon has taken delivery of the
newly re-sprayed radiator.
Let's have a look at you.
Oh...
That is gorgeous!
Love that finish, really picks out
the detail.
Tape measure, piece of paper.
So, Simon measure's up the dimensions,
ready to order a plate glass table top.
In Oxfordshire, the bin has been sandblasted
and is being coloured a fetching blue,
leaving Henry free to tinker with
the moped, again.
Oh, there's the choke, right there.
Ready? Yeah.
I'm off.
Right, so how long do I have to
peddle?
Nothing's happening.
I can't hear the engine turning
over, the engine's not engaged.
What? Come back, the engine's not engaged.
You are just a peddle bike at the moment.
I genuinely think I might have a coronary.
Yeah, well stop.
Let's stop that now. What?
There's a lever here.
Right, now the engine will turnover.
Yeah, we're off!
ENGINE REVS
After having the revolutionary idea
to switch the thing on,
Henry is away.
Mate, stop pushing!
Stop...
Oh, I'm running!
Yes. Peddle a bit, as well.
Help it - it's one and a half horsepower.
Sorry, mate, I just thought I'd take
it easy.
Careful.
Do you want to go?
Yeah, go on.
Peddle, that's fantastic!
It looks beautiful, look at it.
Sedately to the shops.
We have ourselves a runner.
In Liverpool, it's time to finish
the items from today's first search.
Or in Simon's case, get stuck into
the pinball machine.
What's going on in here?
Hi Gemma, I'm a pinball wizard.
I've got it working. Brilliant. Yeah.
Do you want me to beat you?
Well, I've never played this before.
Ah, well, watch and learn, watch and learn.
All right, you're on next.
MACHINE SOUND EFFECTS
Takes a while to get used to,
honestly. OK?
OK, off I go.
That's enough now, you don't want to
break it.
I think I've done well, didn't I?
Have I beat you? Beginner's luck.
GEMMA LAUGHS
Turn it off, turn it off.
Sore loser!
Gemma takes her victory lap to the
children's table
and adds the last little bits and
pieces to finish it off.
Well that's the table finished, and
I love it.
It's so bright, it's so colourful
and it's so useful.
Gemma's table has plenty of
activities for children
to get stuck into.
So much so, it's convinced nursery
manager, Sarah,
to part with £100 for it.
Oh, thank you, Sarah, great.
Thank you, I'm really excited!
I'm glad it's going to good use.
But will Gemma's deal-making look
good at the valuation?
In Oxfordshire, Henry and Guy are
also finishing their first items.
Now, the question is, how high?
And for the repainted oil dispenser,
that means adding a sticker.
Ooh, bubble there.
I can pop the bubbles later. OK.
That's all right, isn't it? Yeah.
How are we doing here?
I don't think that's too bad, son.
No, I think that's good, mate.
You happy with that, mate?
Right, I think we'll have to stand
back and have a look.
But, I think it's lovely.
I can rub out those with a pencil.
Mate, I think that's lovely!
Mate, it's beautiful.
I love the typeface and the red
outline to go with the red.
You couldn't have picked a better
sticker!
No, no, I think your right.
Hey, good job man, it's beautiful.
Yeah. What a transformation.
That's good money, that is.
It's a lovely one isn't it?
But there's no time to rest on those laurels,
as he sets about finishing
the Enfield.
After attaching the new number plate
holder, he's ready to go.
What you've done to that rear end is stunning.
Completed the cafe-racer vibe.
Now look, I've marked out where I'm
going to put the sticker.
They're float-on, these.
Slide-on transfers, they look like, that.
I hate to admit this... Yep?
...but you're going to be better at
this than me because I've actually
never floated on transfers.
I'm a self-adhesive man.
Well, mate, I'm experienced, because
I've done it once.
These stickers only work when they
are at the right temperature.
And you've only got one shot at
getting it right,
so best of luck, Henry.
Oh, I'm a bit nervous now...
Yeah, it's moving. Oh, is it? Yep.
Oh, go for it then. Do you want me
to get out of the way?
Yeah, OK, come on out.
Where was it going, about there?
The E was dropping down.
About there? The E's just above.
OK, look. I don't think that's too
bad, actually.
What do you think?
Yeah, definitely. You know? Yeah.
Yeah. Nice!
Looks good. Yep.
OK, we'll just do the other side and
we're done.
Well, it's only done when Henry's
had a proper ride of it,
all the way to the valuation.
Len wanted money to add to his bike collection.
But will the boys have delivered?
Hello, mate. Hi, mate.
How are you? Good to see you.
Great to see you mate.
Hey now well, look, go and have a
wander, see what you think.
That's impressive, Henry.
Including the...
Oh, yes, mate - that's all included.
LEN LAUGHS
Oh, yes.
Your pinball machine is now up and running.
Come back over, Len, come back over.
So, Len, what do you reckon?
Excellent. Very impressed, yeah.
I'm thrilled you love them. Yep.
Have we made you any money, son?
So to find out, can I introduce
you to our valuer, Adam.
With two decades' experience,
auction house owner Adam Partridge
can accurately value anything.
OK, mate, let's start with
the pinball machine.
ADAM: Good fun, isn't it? Great fun.
80's? Well, I thought, "Yeah." Yeah.
Mid-80's, far too much fun.
American Bally Vector.
Yeah. Yeah!
And it cost £200 to rewire this
retro arcade classic.
HENRY: Yeah, man, that's cool!
Yeah, man. OK, £400.
£400?
What do you reckon, Len?
Hmm. Yeah? Yeah.
They sure played a mean pinball for
a profit of £200.
So, let's move on to the, I think,
really fun little kids play table.
Play centre, lovely.
Yeah, really fun. I like it...
Oh, it's a kids one?
Yeah, I just wondered why it was
that colour. No, I like it.
Or, that low down to the ground?
And full of chalk and stuff to draw?
I'm just going to be quiet,
I do apologise.
I was just vocalizing my thinking,
and I shouldn't have done that.
I'm so sorry. "Oh, it's for kids!"
Who'd have thought it?
The neglected table was restored for
just £10.
I think it's quite charming.
And I like it on a number of levels.
And I'm going to suggest a price tag
of £100.
Oh, OK, OK.
Well, I've sold it.
Oh. Yeah, for £100, mate.
The children's creative table makes
a crafty £90.
Guys, it's going rather well isn't
it? Good use, that.
Let's hope it gets even better with
the oil dispenser, Adam.
Do you like that? I do.
Yeah, it's pleasing isn't it?
That is very nice, much better than
the all-green.
Yeah, a high-quality finish, there.
The pump was brought back to life
for £100 worth
of re-spray and stickers.
£375 is my price.
The oil dispenser makes a slick
£275.
Well, you've done well, Adam.
Well, let's go on
to the little cafe racer experience
Royal Enfield 500 bullet.
1994 - yeah, it's got that lovely
retro feel and look, doesn't it?
I mean, it feels of an earlier age.
Retro cool doesn't come cheap.
It cost £50 for a tune-up and some
new stickers.
But, I'm thinking of about £3,000
because it's such a nice example,
in such nice condition, I'm going to
top it up with another 100 quid
to make £3,100.
OK, now look, I have got an offer on
the table
of three grand straight.
Now, if you want to take that, then great.
Yep, absolutely.
The Enfield races away to £2,950
profit.
All go towards a new motorbike.
What do you fancy getting, then?
Vincent. Ooh, what kind of Vincent?
SIMON: Listen mate, I'm going to
shake your hand now.
Come, Adam, we can walk off.
They're going to talk about
Vincents. What kind of Vincent?
So, Len has a huge £3515 profit to
take away.
I think Simon and Henry have done a
really excellent job.
Especially so on the oil dispenser.
It's very impressive to see the
items reused.
Coming up, Henry's old man's a dustman.
♪ He wears a dustman's hat
♪ He wears cor blimey trousers
♪ And he lives in a council flat. ♪
Simon gives a warning.
I won't take it personally.
I'll go find Gemma, though -
she'll kill you.
Oh, no, not again.
And there's high praise for Victoriana.
Can I just say, I think that's a
gorgeous colour.
It's lovely, isn't it? Yeah, it is.
Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien
are trading trash for cash.
Oh, smell that!
This is where the real work happens.
Not me.
Henry's choice of location
made a massive £3,515 for Len.
Are you happy with that?
Yeah, I was well happy with that.
So, it will take some
for Simon's choice to beat that.
First up, Gemma is adding some
finishing touches to the cabinet.
What do you think? Looking good!
Do you like it? It's brilliant.
I like the colour combination. Yeah.
And, it's a really
useful thing, isn't it?
We've got to have added good value,
haven't we? Surely.
Yeah? Yeah.
Good job there, Gemma. Thank you!
Don't smash any more glass.
I won't. I'll try.
Speaking of glass...
Ah! Wah! Not now!
The table top has arrived
to be attached to the radiator.
Listen - rubber pads,
one in each corner,
just to stop it sliding.
Beautiful.
But will it go down
beautifully at the valuation?
In Oxfordshire,
Henry has taken delivery
of the re-sprayed in holder.
SINGING
Something new, some-
Oi! Come on! It's arrived!
Oh, look - you've got
the little bucket. Yes.
Now then, I think this, mate,
could be stunning!
Careful, careful.
Oh, look at that.
That's better than I thought
it was going to be.
Yeah, same here, mate.
Right, now look right, take
that out, look, can you do it?
Mate, that's beautiful.
Look at that. Yes.
OK, now...
Nice colour.
...accessorise!
Have you noticed what's in the bin?
Yeah, old newspaper.
Three for you... Oh, OK.
...and three for me. OK.
All right, what are these for?
I just thought, to celebrate
the arrival of our dustbin...
Waste paper basket.
...whatever you may call it...
...we have three attempts,
from different positions,
to get paper in there.
Really? Yeah. Why's that?
And if you lose... Yes.
...you'll have to do a forfeit... No.
...right... No.
...which is standing
on that bench, singing...
No, I'm not singing.
I better win this.
...a little ditty.
No, I'm not singing.
Can I just say - this is
very unfair. Why?
Because you do this every day
with your feet on the desk,
I've seen you.
You've had 30 years
of practice at this!
Go on, it's your go first.
Yeah, go on.
Oh, that's amazing. I thought you
said you couldn't do it.
CLEARS THROAT IMPERIOUSLY
I think you might find that's 1-1.
With the next two shots
narrowly missing,
the shoot-out enters the last throw.
Ooh!
Come on then, let's hear it.
♪ My old man's a dustman,
♪ He wears a dustman's hat
♪ He wears cor-blimey trousers
♪ And he lives in a council flat! ♪
Henry's Got Talent over with,
the boys set about finishing
the moped by giving it a good clean.
Mate, I'll tell you, this
is coming up a treat.
It is an rather good condition
overall, for its age.
Yeah, unlike you.
Tell you what,
if you were a pressed metal frame,
you'd be rusted through,
wouldn't you?
Ooh, I'd be on the scrapheap.
Yeah, you would.
OK, look, mate - I think
we're just about there aren't we?
Let's walk away, man. It's a minter
and it runs like a Swiss watch.
That's a lovely little thing.
And Henry soon has the opportunity
to sell the moped,
to Honda enthusiast, Mike.
What do you reckon, Mike?
It's quite nice, isn't it?
Well, look, it's a little
P-50, all original.
You know, mate,
for you, CBT-passed,
that's got to be a steed.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's the price.
I want 600 for it.
I think that's fair,
cos it's mint.
It's not though, is it? It's...
Well, do you like it, though,
or not?
I do like it, but...
Well, go on, then!
...I was thinking more about - 500.
Whoa...
Oh, look, it's one of those
meet-in-the-middles, isn't it?
550? Go on mate.
Yeah, got it. Got a deal.
Thank you, mate.
Well done, mate. You're going
to have a ball, man. Yes!
Hey, look - we'll do the paperwork.
All right, cool.
But has Henry got a good price?
Time to find out, as Richards
back for the valuation.
Hello. Hey, Richard. Good to see
you again, mate! Look at you!
Looking dapper! Am I?
Great to see you again, Richard.
You look good, but does that?
Go and have a wander.
That looks great.
Oh, I hope so, Richard.
Ah, look - shines!
Yeah, shines and runs, mate.
That's lovely.
You've worked wonders.
Come back over, Richard.
What do you reckon, mate?
Very good.
From rubbish to...
...to, er, OK.
Good!
I love that, mate.
"Rubbish to OK."
We could have that as
our catchphrase, couldn't we?
That's going to be on the side
of our van, mate.
Yep! Have we made you any money?
Well, to find out,
we're going to be joined by Adam,
our independent valuer.
Adam's back to run his eye
over the boys' work.
Which are you your masterpieces,
Henry, could it be the motorbike?
The moped? Well, we could start
with the motorbike.
I wouldn't if I were you,
I'd finish on a high note.
I'd start with
your thing in the back, there.
Ah, my finest hour, yeah -
the dustbin waste-paper basket.
Which bit did you do something with?
My bit was the creative idea.
Of sticking a bucket in it?
Yeah. Well, it's a jolly pretty
dustbin, isn't it?
It cost just £30 to re-spray
this dusty bin.
It's certainly a colourful
dustbin, isn't it,
and I'm sure lots of people
would like it.
Yeah, look - just tell us how much.
£40.
So, a £10-profit for the bin.
Yeah, let's just move on.
See, this is why I did
this way round for you.
Yeah, no, I really appreciate that.
So, OK, we're calling that rubbish.
Er, Honda, lovely little moped. Hmm.
Go on, then.
I like it, yeah.
And now, Richard, it flies along.
I got 18mph out of that. Ah. Mm-hm.
Peddling like mad.
Can I just tell you, though, there
are no registration papers with it.
I see. All right?
Well, it has a little effect
on the value, doesn't it?
It may not be the fastest,
but it was certainly the cheapest,
costing nothing but Henry and Guy's
time to get it running.
Bearing in mind what you've told me,
I think £500 would be sensible.
Well, that's pretty good,
cos I've flogged that, Richard.
Cos I flogged it for 550-quid.
Very good, lovely. Good.
So that's a £550 profit
on the retro classic.
Anyway, your shout now, mate.
Ah, yes, now, let's just start
with the little glass cabinet, mate.
Well, it's a piece of furniture
that I don't like,
but then I wouldn't
of liked it before,
So, don't take this too personally.
It's a modern piece, but I suppose
you've breathed new life in it
by giving it
that colourful paint job.
I won't take it personally
but I'll go find Gemma, though,
she'll kill you.
Oh, no, no, not again. Absolutely.
Whether he likes it or not,
it only cost £30 to replace
the glass on this cabinet.
I think you will agree, mate,
that when you think what it was...
Oh, a wreck. Was it? Yeah.
Well, I'll price it
to sell at 80 quid.
Modern, bright, and a £50 profit.
Now, let's talk about that
gorgeous little coffee table.
Very good.
Can I just say,
I think that's a gorgeous colour.
It's lovely isn't it? Yeah, it is.
It's lovely. It is.
And the glass top highlights that
lovely Victorian design, isn't it?
That was the idea.
Which is a good way of showcasing
the very attractive radiator underneath.
Splitting it in half, powder coating
and the glass top cost £70.
I think that a price of £125
will be suitable for your
radiator coffee table.
So that's a radiant £55 profit.
So, take off all our costs,
and it has been a bit of
a mixed bag today,
you're still going
home with 665 quid.
How's that mate? Very good. Yeah?
Yes, Simon's choice of
barn made Richard £665.
Oh, it's amazing.
Stuff that would have gone out
as scrap
has been given
a new lease of life.
But with Henry's choice
making a whopping £3,515,
he is today's winner.
Now, I know I won,
but I have to say,
I think you did excel
on the radiator. Oh, stop it.
Yeah - it did turn out to be a bit
lukewarm, that radiator, didn't it?
Lukewarm, mate?
That was freezing cold!
I have to tell you, though...
What? ..that Enfield that won it...
OK, that was red hot.
...what a beautiful...
That was red hot.
I mean, that was...
Yeah, all right, all right!
Come back, I haven't finished!
BOTH LAUGHING
The garages and the barns of Britain
are stacked with old possessions.
This is what we've been waiting for,
Si! Check it out.
What looks like valueless junk could
be worth a pretty penny.
Thank heavens I got here to save it.
Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien reckon
they can fix this redundant rubbish.
And once restored - sell for a profit.
That's where the money is!
For Henry and his mechanic...
That's it!
...it's all about restoring retro
relics and vintage classics.
Dag...!
While Simon and his upcycler
re-purpose the unwanted
into fantastic furniture.
Just brilliant- I love it.
Hey, look, have a wander - fill your
boots!
That is absolutely stunning, what
you've done.
IMITATES PLANE
They may have different approaches
but together they'll turn a profit
for the owners.
In total, mate - £1,310 to you.
Wow, that's not a bad day out, is
it?
Today, Henry's in motorcycle heaven.
I mean, fill your boots.
Gemma's in glass smashing hell.
GLASS SHATTERING
Are you having a smashing time? Oh!
And at the valuation, everyone is in
the money.
How's that, mate? very good. Yeah?
The boys are back on the road and
across the border into Mid Wales.
Should I tell you something about
Wales? Go on.
Once a year, there's the
Royal Welsh Show.
Yeah - big agricultural thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can show off your sheep and all
that kind of stuff.
But basically, the young farmers see
it as an annual opportunity
to find a partner.
It's kind of a romantic type affair!
Ooh!
But today, I doubt love will be in
the air as the boys are visiting
Len Milner, who shares one or two
interests with a certain Henry Cole.
Would it be motorbikes by any
chance?
He might have the odd two-wheeled
conveyance...
Can I teach you some swearwords in
Welsh now?
Len, a former joiner, is very keen
to join his eclectic collection
with the world.
I'll be very interested to see what
Henry thinks of some
of the motorcycles that I've got in there.
Henry, how are you? Hello mate, how
are you? Hello, nice to meet you.
How are you, are you all right?
Now, Len, right - driving in this
here, these have got
to be the best motorcycling roads ever.
Ooh, yes - absolutely.
Well, I was just going to say that
it's a beautiful part of the world.
You have to bring motorbikes into
it, don't you? And if we did make
you some money Len,
what would you spend it on, do you
think? Probably more bikes, Henry.
Oh, good. Just fantastic!
That's the kind of inspiration I
need. Len, thank you so much, mate.
We'll see you in a little bit.
As usual, the boys have to find
the two items each - to restore
and flog on for a profit.
He-he-he! There's a motorcycle,
isn't there?
Yeah, I think that just might be
some motorcycles.
Do you think? Yeah!
HENRY GASPS
Oh, mate,
the iconic rally car, isn't it?
Audi Quattro, early '80s - they
were Group B rally cars.
The fastest rally cars in existence
at the time, obviously.
But they were so quick that they
banned them
after some horrendous accidents.
For once, Mr Petrol Head,
I can trump you,
whatever you're about to say.
Once upon a time, I once went for a
little spin
with Dai Llewellyn, the legend that
is, at the wheel.
Just before we set out... Yeah.
I just looked out down the side
and it has the names on the side
of the pilot and co-pilot, yeah?
Yeah, of course. Here - look.
On Dai Llewellyn's, it said,
"Dai Llewellyn, A positive."
And I said, "What's A positive?"
And he said, "That's me blood
group." Vroom!
And I screamed out of the window,
"O positive!"
Enough of four wheels - on to
Henry's interest in two.
He said that there were a few motorcycles.
I mean, fill your boots.
Eh?
That is rather lovely - cafe racer.
It's been done a little bit.
That is not included.
This Enfield 500 has dropped
handlebars, prominent seat cowling
and an elongated fuel tank in the
style of a cafe racer.
Named as such because youths raced
between cafes in the '50s and '60s.
It's a bike that has been customised
to look like a '50s cafe racer,
even though the bike itself is 1994.
And I think there's a lot more work
that could be done on it,
very simply, to really add value.
First item - thanks very much.
Whilst Henry is racing back to the
'50s for his first item...
Ooh.
...Simon's spotted something straight
out of the 1980s.
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Ooh, pinball wizard - how cool is
that?
Listen - who doesn't love a pinball
machine?!
I love a pinball machine.
Mate, they're seriously, seriously
collectable. What is it?
It's a... It's just some dude...
Vector! ..with crash helmets!
It's based on that, what was that
film?
Rollerball! Rollerball - that's it.
Yes - this about Vector model dates
from 1982 and was inspired
by the 1975 sci-fi classic,
Rollerball, starring James Caan.
I'm going to take a shot at this.
Yeah? Yep.
I've got the ball rolling.
I've got my first item, mate.
Oh mate, 1-1.
Hopefully I can get it working.
If I can't, it's just going
to be the best fun in the world!
So Simon's picked a pinball machine
but Henry's not ready
to leave the shed just yet.
HENRY WHISTLES
A little oil dispenser, just needs...
Len?!
Can you start up the motor? Yep,
sure. That's my excuse to hear it!
THEY LAUGH
Oh, check this out, man.
ENGINE REVS
Oh - listen to it!
Ooh!
Mate, look at the rear of it!
Cheers, Len - great, mate.
ENGINE STOPS
HENRY CLEARS THROAT
Hey, Si.
Now look, right.
As it stands at the moment is, you
know, standard oil dispenser.
So, you've got that there, you put
your jug under there,
little windy windy...
Oil dispensers were used by garages
but disappeared
from forecourts through the 1960s,
as manufacturers turned to cans
and plastic bottles.
Hang on. Yeah?
We've only just started!
I know, but for once I've brought
you to a shed
and I've got my two items first.
There's one more shed though, isn't
there? Yes, go on!
So, Simon heads to the other shed
whilst Henry takes in the view.
What's that river called then?
Wye.
Oh, I just wanted to know.
No - it's the River Wye. What?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Oh, OK - I get it, Hay-on-Wye,
Ross-on-Wye .
That's enough.
Wye not get on with the search?
You can keep your shed full of motorbikes
and cars and oil dispensers. What?
Smell that.
Beautiful - this is where the real
work happens.
Not me!
Got to be stuff in here, come on.
Mate, it's wood. A bucket of trinket.
BELL RINGS
Oh!
We've never done a bell before.
Oh, look, a little iron. Oh, look,
there's a little oil lamp there.
Never mind the oil lamp. I've
spotted something. I'm going up.
What?
What have you found?
A pair of little, kind of,
trestle tables.
And the top of them is kind of like
a board
with hessian underneath it and all
the old patina has come through.
Ooh, I like that.
Quite low, isn't it? Either way,
I love it. I've got my second item.
Mate - happy days.
Let's go and see Len.
So, Simon and Henry have tabled two
items each for Len's inspection.
Do you want to go first? I'll go
first. I found that little trestle
table. Yep.
Tell me about that, mate.
It's an ex-village hall table.
So that's my first item, if it's OK?
Good stuff, yep. Absolutely.
My second item - the pinball
machine. Yes!
Have you played it?
No, I haven't. It needs a little bit
of fettling, I'm afraid.
Ah. Ah - okey dokey. OK.
Well, you know what? I'm going to do
my best.
But, anyway, that's my second item,
if that's OK, mate? Yes, most certainly.
Great stuff. Now, Len... Yes.
CLEARS THROAT
Can we talk about this beautiful
motorcycle?
Hmm. Now, I'm right in saying that's
an Enfield 500?
Not quite. It was - but it's now a 625cc.
Had a John Tollgate conversion
on it. Oh, fantastic.
That means "terrifying"... Yeah?
Great. So look, if it's all right,
Len - I'd love to take that.
Yes, certainly.
Now also, that does look a rather
plain oil dispenser
but I think I can do some lovely
things with it.
But if it's OK, Len - those are my
two items.
Absolutely. Len - thank you so much.
That's all right!
Coming up...
Henry's struggling.
Ooh, Christ!
HE PANTS
It's a question of just getting the
decompressor lever.
Simon takes his work seriously.
Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!
I'm going to give Gemma a good
battering with this!
And the boys get tuned up.
Ooh, something happened then!
That's it, that's it!
Yes!
GASPING: Oh!
Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole are
creating dosh from the discarded.
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah, pinball wizard.
How cool is that?
In Oxfordshire, Henry is revealing
his finds
to his partner in grime,
Guy Willison,
starting with the oil dispenser.
OK, red.
Yes. Right.
Because I'm going Pratt's Petroleum.
Old brand, vintage, all right? Yes.
And then we polish the handle and
we're done. Are you happy with that?
Reasonably, yes!
Chances are, Guy will be a lot
happier with item number two.
It's a Royal Enfield Bullet cafe
racer, and just for the sighting lap,
it has lots of really nice little
bits on it.
It's got the sort of conversion for
the air filter, it's got
a different carburettor.
MOCKINGLY: "And oh, yeah, look at
the rows on them...
GIBBERISH
Can I stop you cos I'm really bored.
This brake... Yeah, I know, right -
there are things that I don't like.
This is a lovely rear end.
Yes. But all that stuff, mudguard
and all that kind of thing, is not
cafe racer styling.
We need some logos on here, lovely
red ones.
And then we go riding. It's going to
be a very sad day when it goes.
Well, you could always buy it for
the right price.
Yeah, about my wage rise, we need
to talk about that. I've gone deaf!
Ah...!
While the oil dispenser is set to be
powder coated,
Henry gets started on the Enfield,
removing the seat
to get to the mudguard.
There you go, look at that.
Guy unscrews it and marks up where
they will cut.
About there?
Nearly off!
Mate, now that's looking like a
sled. It is.
The boys remount the seat and
there's just one thing
left for today.
Now, all we've got to do is start it.
Ooh, I don't know how much you can
do that.
Ooh, Christ...
It's a question of just getting
the decompressor lever.
I want two more kicks out of you!
All right, sonny...
I thought you were in, then.
I had confidence.
She just doesn't seem to want to
know, does it?
I feel defeated.
Ignition off, park it up, we'll have
another go later.
OK, mate.
In Liverpool, Simon is feeling a lot
more sprightly
as he shows off his selections to
restorer Gemma Longworth.
Kicking off with the pinball machines.
What do you reckon?
Look at this! This is cool. Does it
work?
No. That's the uncool bit about it. Oh.
No, but I'd love to try and get it working.
We'll have a little look inside and
if it gets beyond us,
we'll get someone in. Yeah.
But I had to get it.
It's got that kind of retro '80s
vibe going on to it, yeah?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Before my time.
Moving on...
One extreme to the other.
Yeah, complete contrast!
LAUGHING: Yeah.
Little trestle table, right?
It needs a little bit of work here.
There are some bits missing.
So, it's just a bit of fun, this.
Do you want to give it some thinking
about? Yeah.
Decide what you want to do with
that. And I'll see if I can
get this thing working and then I'll
whoop you at it.
I doubt that. Oh, yes!
Simon gets the ball rolling with the
pinball machine.
Yeah, there you go.
Just a few lights.
Oh.
Right...
Might need the instructions.
OK.
Now, I did do physics.
And I did do some electronics.
That was in about 1985.
Ah.
OK, make a call.
While Simon phones someone who knows
their amp from their elbow,
Gemma is much more at home sanding
the table.
Well, due to the size of it, I'm
thinking this lends itself
to being a child's activity table.
So, I'll sand it first and then I
can go crazy.
And after sanding,
Gemma's crazy plan is to paint the
sides and the legs pink.
In Oxfordshire, the oil dispenser is
also being painted
and Guy is buffing up the handle, as
giving it a gentle polish
can bring out the shine in the wood.
Just very gently do this or it'll
just eat masses of it away.
See how spongy it is there.
I'm going to try to get it to like that.
Am I on? Next, it's take two
at starting the Enfield racer.
Where do you want that?
For this task, the boys have brought
out the rolling road
to attempt to bump start it.
Right, that switch I think was
there. Yes. Wasn't it? Yes.
Fuel is on.
Right? Tickly-tickly... Yeah.
Ready? Yes.
Stop!
Ooh... Check for smoke here...
Small disaster.
Third time lucky, maybe, as Guy
clambers aboard
to give it his best shot.
Something happened then.
That's it, that's it!
ENGINE REVS
Yes!
With the Enfield started, Guy can
now cut out a new registration
holder from aluminium and attach it
to the seat.
In Liverpool, Gemma is customising
the children's trestle table.
I'm going to add a few knobs and
handles and rods to the edge
of me table so that the kids can
hang their bits on.
And just painting them up in nice
bright colours.
Having painted the extra bits a
bright blue,
Gemma has a special plan for the top
of the table.
This paint is great.
It goes on really well, and once
it's dry, it turns any surface
into a chalkboard.
There we go.
That's all the paint on.
Once that's dry, it's ready to go.
Big kid Simon has purchased a new
motherboard for the pinball
machine from a specialist supplier.
It's a bit like James Bond, isn't
it?
Is it the red wire, the blue wire or
the green wire?
I've always wanted to learn.
Simon went with the red and now is
the moment of truth.
Here goes nothing.
Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!
It works!
I'm going to give Gemma a good
battering at this!
But the fun and games will have to wait.
As its time for Simon's choice of location.
He's taking Henry back to Bedfordshire
to revisit Richard Blay.
I've invited Henry and Simon back
for another look
around before it all disappears cos
I'm downsizing.
There should be the same good
pickings again,
so the money should roll.
Do you recognise it?
Yeah, of course I recognise it.
It's Richard's place!
It is. Listen, I enjoyed it so much
last time I had to bring us back.
HENRY LAUGHS
Richard, good to see you again.
Very good to see you.
Richard, I couldn't stop him.
Oh, right. Yeah, he was desperate to
come back. So, you know what we're
going
to do if it's all right?
Yeah, have a mooch around.
We are going to have a mooch around,
pick another two items each, take
them away and give them some love.
Excellent. Richard, thank you so much.
Very good. Great stuff, mate.
We'll see you in a little bit.
Oh, it's nice to be back. Yeah.
So the boys are off down memory lane.
Richard's place, I mean, it's an
absolute slam dunk.
So, let battle commence.
But it's Simon who is warming up for
combat quickest.
Hello.
Now, look at that. I say, man.
Old Victorian radiator, right?
Mm-hmm.
But look at the work on that.
These were the times when even your
radiator was beautifully decorated.
A Victorian vintage radiator will be
worth good money
if it's restored and still fully functional.
What goes, you know, you get
corrosion around the seals here.
Yeah. And if it's got a hole in it,
it will never be a radiator again,
but you can get it tested for pressure.
If it can't be a radiator again,
which there's a great market for... Yeah.
...then I would flip it horizontal
and just put a glass top on it
so it's a table but you can see all
this work.
Is that your first item?
It is my first item. I love it.
That is a hot item.
Ow! Ooh, is it hot?
It's working, yeah.
So Simon has his first item, the
radiator, and as the search
continues he's warming
to another heating implement.
Ooh - now, what's this, mate?
Well, what it is...
It should stand up.
It should have a gas bottle on the
bottom. Oh, OK.
It's an old gas heater, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
But what if...
This is aluminium, isn't it? Yeah.
So, if that was all polished up...
Yeah?
...we'll put some bulbs in it
instead. A steam punk vibe type
thing?
That steam punk vibe.
Rock and roll. That is great.
There's possibilities here.
This is a potential. I think it's
really cool. Anyway, listen, I've
got some information foryou.
What's that, mate?
You just walked past two motorbikes.
Are you winding me up?
With the heater turned light on the
back burner for the moment,
Henry is off to salivate over some
retro motorbikes.
Well, they're not motorbikes, but
they're mopeds.
Yeah, get rid of the rally, cos
that's not very rare.
This, on the other hand...
I mean, in my sheds and all my bike
shops that I've been into,
I've never seen one.
It's a Honda... Yeah?
50, I reckon, cc moped.
This Honda P50 was introduced in 1966
and could have been snapped up for
the bargain price
of £52 on its launch.
Do you know what I find odd about
this is the speed already goes up to 30.
If Henry hasn't seen one before,
that's good for two reasons.
It's rare and he won't go on about
it too long.
And if you've never seen it, take it.
I'll see if I can find a compressor.
I'll see you in a minute.
Whilst Henry decompresses his moped
choice, Simon is still trying
to declutter Richard's barn.
There's a hat for you.
OK, mate.
Right, come on, what have got?
Amongst all this?
Have you got it? Ah!
That's it. That's actually quite nice.
Well, it's simple. What are we going
to do with that, just sand her? I'm
going to say, "There yougo, Gemma.
"What are you going to do with it?"
And it doesn't have much value
at the moment.
So, anything we do will add value to it.
It's a slam dunk, isn't it?
It is a slam dunk.
Does that mean you've got two items?
It does, yeah. Oh.
Well, you can take the hat.
Back foot again!
So Simon's dream team can work
on restoring this cabinet
into an item that is sure to go for
a decent price.
Right, here, hold that a sec, would
you?
Meanwhile, Henry is trying to figure
out where to find his final item.
SIMON LAUGHS
It's a big cage.
No, no. Mate, don't you think that's
rather lovely? It's cool, isn't it?
It's not a planter but it's
something
to put a flowerpot or something in, right?
But, just the shape of it really
got me going.
How about that?
As a lamp?
Yeah, you look better like that.
Do you think so?
That's like one of those kind of
Shakespearean tortures or medieval things.
Henry, you're losing your marbles
here. I know.
But I tell you what, I may have lost
my marbles but I've found myself my
second item.
I think that's really cool.
Richard, let's go see him.
So the boys' search is complete but
what will Richard make
of their picks, starting with the
moped?
Do you know anything about it?
Came from Beaulieu Autojumble.
Can I take it away and love it?
Yes, you can do. Clean it up and get
riding it. Get riding it.
Lovely. Second one, now what is that
thing?
Is that a thing to put a pot in or
what?
No idea - it came from the
Enfield Pageant
and that was on the Autojumble.
But if it's all right, mate, those
are my two items.
Yeah, that's good. My turn.
Now then, let's start with that
gorgeous radiator - tell me about that.
It's been here about since 1990
and it's just stood there ever since.
All right, so that's my first item.
My second item, a glass cabinet just languishing.
Next time you see it, it will be
utterly transformed- how's that?
That's very good. Mate, it's been an
absolute pleasure again.
Yeah. Don't downsize too quickly,
cos we might come back.
Coming up...
Simon's sprung a leak.
Sadly...
...this radiator will never be a
radiator again.
Henry and Guy have success.
That's fantastic.
Mate, it looks beautiful, look at
it!
We have ourselves a runner.
And we're talking big money at the valuation.
I have got an offer on the table of
three grand straight.
Dukes of junk Henry Cole and Simon
O'Brien are making cash
from other people's clutter.
I got a hat for you.
Today's second search at Richard's
place is done.
And Simon is back in Liverpool
showing off his picks to Gemma,
starting with the radiator.
Gorgeous, Victoriana.
What we've got to do, is test it for
pressure. OK.
Because if any of the joints have gone,
then it becomes a coffee table or
something. Oh, OK.
Colour?
Oh, well, that's a tough one.
What about, let's go...
...copper, bronze? Ooh!
Let's go metallic.
Oh, I like your thinking.
On to the rather battered cupboard.
And this is gorgeous, too.
It has seen better days.
And are these both the doors? Yeah.
We've got all the hinges.
There's a broken pane of glass here.
So, as far as this is concerned,
over to you, I'm going to go and get
the metallic colour chart.
OK, see you later.
While Simon browses paint, Gemma
assesses the cabinet.
First thing to do on this cabinet
is give it a light sand.
It looks like it's a little bit
damaged in areas.
But nothing that a bit of wood
filler won't sort out.
So, Gemma sands off the wood finish
and repairs the imperfection with
some standard wood filler.
Outside, it's crunch time for the radiator.
OK.
So, we've sealed up all the ends
except for this one.
Let's find out if our radiator can
be a radiator once more.
Radiators have to be watertight.
SIGHING: Oh...
Otherwise, the heating system won't
work and you'll be left
with a bit of a messy floor.
Sadly, this radiator will never be a
radiator again.
That's a real pity.
So, handyman Phil splits the useless
radiator into two,
using an angle grinder and power saw
and sends it off to be repainted.
In Oxfordshire, Henry is showing off
his batch of items to Guy.
I think it's a Honda P50.
And it's the last in the line,
I think, of these.
How do you mean? With the motor like
that, and the wheel, and that huge hub.
There are a few things that I can
see that are wrong with it. Yes.
The HT lead's hanging off. Yeah.
So is the rear light, etc.
So, basically, try and get it going,
clean it up,
sort out those obvious things,
and go from there, basically.
So, hopefully we'll get a result.
OK, from the sublime to the vaguely
ridiculous, mate.
I'll tell you what, firstly,
I just liked its form.
Now we could...
Make a light?
Yeah.
It reminded me, I thought, I saw
bins in the park when I was a kid
with the metal bin liner in it for rubbish.
If you had one of those silver ones
you know, that galvanised silver?
And you actually had it in here?
Yeah.
And then do this a funky colour.
Get it blasted, funky colour...
For once, Guy's idea of turning it
into a rubbish receptacle isn't
binned.
And whilst they send the cage to be
powder coated, they are free
to tinker with the moped.
They start by addressing the obvious failings.
We've tack welded the rear light,
etc - so, that's done.
So that's not loose any more.
OK, so we got the HT lead back on.
Yeah, I'm just going to clean the
plug. I'm not going to put the leg
guards back cos I don'tthink
they were actually standard.
OK, so shall I show you what we're
going to do with these?
I have to tell you, these
motorcycles, normally,
are a pile of rust.
But, to find one mint like this,
any Honda enthusiast
has got to want to own it. Yeah.
Surely, man, as long as we can get
it going.
Let's just hope it runs, all right?
In Liverpool, Gemma is happily
painting the display cabinet, until...
GLASS SHATTERING
You having a smashing time? Oh...
SIMON LAUGHS
It's broken!
Well, yeah, I heard that!
Aargh! And I can see that!
I was just...
Oh, what a pain.
Should I give Phil a ring? Yeah.
Yeah.
Phil will now have to rebuild and
glaze both the doors,
whilst Gemma finishes it's modern makeover.
Finally!
Simon has taken delivery of the
newly re-sprayed radiator.
Let's have a look at you.
Oh...
That is gorgeous!
Love that finish, really picks out
the detail.
Tape measure, piece of paper.
So, Simon measure's up the dimensions,
ready to order a plate glass table top.
In Oxfordshire, the bin has been sandblasted
and is being coloured a fetching blue,
leaving Henry free to tinker with
the moped, again.
Oh, there's the choke, right there.
Ready? Yeah.
I'm off.
Right, so how long do I have to
peddle?
Nothing's happening.
I can't hear the engine turning
over, the engine's not engaged.
What? Come back, the engine's not engaged.
You are just a peddle bike at the moment.
I genuinely think I might have a coronary.
Yeah, well stop.
Let's stop that now. What?
There's a lever here.
Right, now the engine will turnover.
Yeah, we're off!
ENGINE REVS
After having the revolutionary idea
to switch the thing on,
Henry is away.
Mate, stop pushing!
Stop...
Oh, I'm running!
Yes. Peddle a bit, as well.
Help it - it's one and a half horsepower.
Sorry, mate, I just thought I'd take
it easy.
Careful.
Do you want to go?
Yeah, go on.
Peddle, that's fantastic!
It looks beautiful, look at it.
Sedately to the shops.
We have ourselves a runner.
In Liverpool, it's time to finish
the items from today's first search.
Or in Simon's case, get stuck into
the pinball machine.
What's going on in here?
Hi Gemma, I'm a pinball wizard.
I've got it working. Brilliant. Yeah.
Do you want me to beat you?
Well, I've never played this before.
Ah, well, watch and learn, watch and learn.
All right, you're on next.
MACHINE SOUND EFFECTS
Takes a while to get used to,
honestly. OK?
OK, off I go.
That's enough now, you don't want to
break it.
I think I've done well, didn't I?
Have I beat you? Beginner's luck.
GEMMA LAUGHS
Turn it off, turn it off.
Sore loser!
Gemma takes her victory lap to the
children's table
and adds the last little bits and
pieces to finish it off.
Well that's the table finished, and
I love it.
It's so bright, it's so colourful
and it's so useful.
Gemma's table has plenty of
activities for children
to get stuck into.
So much so, it's convinced nursery
manager, Sarah,
to part with £100 for it.
Oh, thank you, Sarah, great.
Thank you, I'm really excited!
I'm glad it's going to good use.
But will Gemma's deal-making look
good at the valuation?
In Oxfordshire, Henry and Guy are
also finishing their first items.
Now, the question is, how high?
And for the repainted oil dispenser,
that means adding a sticker.
Ooh, bubble there.
I can pop the bubbles later. OK.
That's all right, isn't it? Yeah.
How are we doing here?
I don't think that's too bad, son.
No, I think that's good, mate.
You happy with that, mate?
Right, I think we'll have to stand
back and have a look.
But, I think it's lovely.
I can rub out those with a pencil.
Mate, I think that's lovely!
Mate, it's beautiful.
I love the typeface and the red
outline to go with the red.
You couldn't have picked a better
sticker!
No, no, I think your right.
Hey, good job man, it's beautiful.
Yeah. What a transformation.
That's good money, that is.
It's a lovely one isn't it?
But there's no time to rest on those laurels,
as he sets about finishing
the Enfield.
After attaching the new number plate
holder, he's ready to go.
What you've done to that rear end is stunning.
Completed the cafe-racer vibe.
Now look, I've marked out where I'm
going to put the sticker.
They're float-on, these.
Slide-on transfers, they look like, that.
I hate to admit this... Yep?
...but you're going to be better at
this than me because I've actually
never floated on transfers.
I'm a self-adhesive man.
Well, mate, I'm experienced, because
I've done it once.
These stickers only work when they
are at the right temperature.
And you've only got one shot at
getting it right,
so best of luck, Henry.
Oh, I'm a bit nervous now...
Yeah, it's moving. Oh, is it? Yep.
Oh, go for it then. Do you want me
to get out of the way?
Yeah, OK, come on out.
Where was it going, about there?
The E was dropping down.
About there? The E's just above.
OK, look. I don't think that's too
bad, actually.
What do you think?
Yeah, definitely. You know? Yeah.
Yeah. Nice!
Looks good. Yep.
OK, we'll just do the other side and
we're done.
Well, it's only done when Henry's
had a proper ride of it,
all the way to the valuation.
Len wanted money to add to his bike collection.
But will the boys have delivered?
Hello, mate. Hi, mate.
How are you? Good to see you.
Great to see you mate.
Hey now well, look, go and have a
wander, see what you think.
That's impressive, Henry.
Including the...
Oh, yes, mate - that's all included.
LEN LAUGHS
Oh, yes.
Your pinball machine is now up and running.
Come back over, Len, come back over.
So, Len, what do you reckon?
Excellent. Very impressed, yeah.
I'm thrilled you love them. Yep.
Have we made you any money, son?
So to find out, can I introduce
you to our valuer, Adam.
With two decades' experience,
auction house owner Adam Partridge
can accurately value anything.
OK, mate, let's start with
the pinball machine.
ADAM: Good fun, isn't it? Great fun.
80's? Well, I thought, "Yeah." Yeah.
Mid-80's, far too much fun.
American Bally Vector.
Yeah. Yeah!
And it cost £200 to rewire this
retro arcade classic.
HENRY: Yeah, man, that's cool!
Yeah, man. OK, £400.
£400?
What do you reckon, Len?
Hmm. Yeah? Yeah.
They sure played a mean pinball for
a profit of £200.
So, let's move on to the, I think,
really fun little kids play table.
Play centre, lovely.
Yeah, really fun. I like it...
Oh, it's a kids one?
Yeah, I just wondered why it was
that colour. No, I like it.
Or, that low down to the ground?
And full of chalk and stuff to draw?
I'm just going to be quiet,
I do apologise.
I was just vocalizing my thinking,
and I shouldn't have done that.
I'm so sorry. "Oh, it's for kids!"
Who'd have thought it?
The neglected table was restored for
just £10.
I think it's quite charming.
And I like it on a number of levels.
And I'm going to suggest a price tag
of £100.
Oh, OK, OK.
Well, I've sold it.
Oh. Yeah, for £100, mate.
The children's creative table makes
a crafty £90.
Guys, it's going rather well isn't
it? Good use, that.
Let's hope it gets even better with
the oil dispenser, Adam.
Do you like that? I do.
Yeah, it's pleasing isn't it?
That is very nice, much better than
the all-green.
Yeah, a high-quality finish, there.
The pump was brought back to life
for £100 worth
of re-spray and stickers.
£375 is my price.
The oil dispenser makes a slick
£275.
Well, you've done well, Adam.
Well, let's go on
to the little cafe racer experience
Royal Enfield 500 bullet.
1994 - yeah, it's got that lovely
retro feel and look, doesn't it?
I mean, it feels of an earlier age.
Retro cool doesn't come cheap.
It cost £50 for a tune-up and some
new stickers.
But, I'm thinking of about £3,000
because it's such a nice example,
in such nice condition, I'm going to
top it up with another 100 quid
to make £3,100.
OK, now look, I have got an offer on
the table
of three grand straight.
Now, if you want to take that, then great.
Yep, absolutely.
The Enfield races away to £2,950
profit.
All go towards a new motorbike.
What do you fancy getting, then?
Vincent. Ooh, what kind of Vincent?
SIMON: Listen mate, I'm going to
shake your hand now.
Come, Adam, we can walk off.
They're going to talk about
Vincents. What kind of Vincent?
So, Len has a huge £3515 profit to
take away.
I think Simon and Henry have done a
really excellent job.
Especially so on the oil dispenser.
It's very impressive to see the
items reused.
Coming up, Henry's old man's a dustman.
♪ He wears a dustman's hat
♪ He wears cor blimey trousers
♪ And he lives in a council flat. ♪
Simon gives a warning.
I won't take it personally.
I'll go find Gemma, though -
she'll kill you.
Oh, no, not again.
And there's high praise for Victoriana.
Can I just say, I think that's a
gorgeous colour.
It's lovely, isn't it? Yeah, it is.
Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien
are trading trash for cash.
Oh, smell that!
This is where the real work happens.
Not me.
Henry's choice of location
made a massive £3,515 for Len.
Are you happy with that?
Yeah, I was well happy with that.
So, it will take some
for Simon's choice to beat that.
First up, Gemma is adding some
finishing touches to the cabinet.
What do you think? Looking good!
Do you like it? It's brilliant.
I like the colour combination. Yeah.
And, it's a really
useful thing, isn't it?
We've got to have added good value,
haven't we? Surely.
Yeah? Yeah.
Good job there, Gemma. Thank you!
Don't smash any more glass.
I won't. I'll try.
Speaking of glass...
Ah! Wah! Not now!
The table top has arrived
to be attached to the radiator.
Listen - rubber pads,
one in each corner,
just to stop it sliding.
Beautiful.
But will it go down
beautifully at the valuation?
In Oxfordshire,
Henry has taken delivery
of the re-sprayed in holder.
SINGING
Something new, some-
Oi! Come on! It's arrived!
Oh, look - you've got
the little bucket. Yes.
Now then, I think this, mate,
could be stunning!
Careful, careful.
Oh, look at that.
That's better than I thought
it was going to be.
Yeah, same here, mate.
Right, now look right, take
that out, look, can you do it?
Mate, that's beautiful.
Look at that. Yes.
OK, now...
Nice colour.
...accessorise!
Have you noticed what's in the bin?
Yeah, old newspaper.
Three for you... Oh, OK.
...and three for me. OK.
All right, what are these for?
I just thought, to celebrate
the arrival of our dustbin...
Waste paper basket.
...whatever you may call it...
...we have three attempts,
from different positions,
to get paper in there.
Really? Yeah. Why's that?
And if you lose... Yes.
...you'll have to do a forfeit... No.
...right... No.
...which is standing
on that bench, singing...
No, I'm not singing.
I better win this.
...a little ditty.
No, I'm not singing.
Can I just say - this is
very unfair. Why?
Because you do this every day
with your feet on the desk,
I've seen you.
You've had 30 years
of practice at this!
Go on, it's your go first.
Yeah, go on.
Oh, that's amazing. I thought you
said you couldn't do it.
CLEARS THROAT IMPERIOUSLY
I think you might find that's 1-1.
With the next two shots
narrowly missing,
the shoot-out enters the last throw.
Ooh!
Come on then, let's hear it.
♪ My old man's a dustman,
♪ He wears a dustman's hat
♪ He wears cor-blimey trousers
♪ And he lives in a council flat! ♪
Henry's Got Talent over with,
the boys set about finishing
the moped by giving it a good clean.
Mate, I'll tell you, this
is coming up a treat.
It is an rather good condition
overall, for its age.
Yeah, unlike you.
Tell you what,
if you were a pressed metal frame,
you'd be rusted through,
wouldn't you?
Ooh, I'd be on the scrapheap.
Yeah, you would.
OK, look, mate - I think
we're just about there aren't we?
Let's walk away, man. It's a minter
and it runs like a Swiss watch.
That's a lovely little thing.
And Henry soon has the opportunity
to sell the moped,
to Honda enthusiast, Mike.
What do you reckon, Mike?
It's quite nice, isn't it?
Well, look, it's a little
P-50, all original.
You know, mate,
for you, CBT-passed,
that's got to be a steed.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's the price.
I want 600 for it.
I think that's fair,
cos it's mint.
It's not though, is it? It's...
Well, do you like it, though,
or not?
I do like it, but...
Well, go on, then!
...I was thinking more about - 500.
Whoa...
Oh, look, it's one of those
meet-in-the-middles, isn't it?
550? Go on mate.
Yeah, got it. Got a deal.
Thank you, mate.
Well done, mate. You're going
to have a ball, man. Yes!
Hey, look - we'll do the paperwork.
All right, cool.
But has Henry got a good price?
Time to find out, as Richards
back for the valuation.
Hello. Hey, Richard. Good to see
you again, mate! Look at you!
Looking dapper! Am I?
Great to see you again, Richard.
You look good, but does that?
Go and have a wander.
That looks great.
Oh, I hope so, Richard.
Ah, look - shines!
Yeah, shines and runs, mate.
That's lovely.
You've worked wonders.
Come back over, Richard.
What do you reckon, mate?
Very good.
From rubbish to...
...to, er, OK.
Good!
I love that, mate.
"Rubbish to OK."
We could have that as
our catchphrase, couldn't we?
That's going to be on the side
of our van, mate.
Yep! Have we made you any money?
Well, to find out,
we're going to be joined by Adam,
our independent valuer.
Adam's back to run his eye
over the boys' work.
Which are you your masterpieces,
Henry, could it be the motorbike?
The moped? Well, we could start
with the motorbike.
I wouldn't if I were you,
I'd finish on a high note.
I'd start with
your thing in the back, there.
Ah, my finest hour, yeah -
the dustbin waste-paper basket.
Which bit did you do something with?
My bit was the creative idea.
Of sticking a bucket in it?
Yeah. Well, it's a jolly pretty
dustbin, isn't it?
It cost just £30 to re-spray
this dusty bin.
It's certainly a colourful
dustbin, isn't it,
and I'm sure lots of people
would like it.
Yeah, look - just tell us how much.
£40.
So, a £10-profit for the bin.
Yeah, let's just move on.
See, this is why I did
this way round for you.
Yeah, no, I really appreciate that.
So, OK, we're calling that rubbish.
Er, Honda, lovely little moped. Hmm.
Go on, then.
I like it, yeah.
And now, Richard, it flies along.
I got 18mph out of that. Ah. Mm-hm.
Peddling like mad.
Can I just tell you, though, there
are no registration papers with it.
I see. All right?
Well, it has a little effect
on the value, doesn't it?
It may not be the fastest,
but it was certainly the cheapest,
costing nothing but Henry and Guy's
time to get it running.
Bearing in mind what you've told me,
I think £500 would be sensible.
Well, that's pretty good,
cos I've flogged that, Richard.
Cos I flogged it for 550-quid.
Very good, lovely. Good.
So that's a £550 profit
on the retro classic.
Anyway, your shout now, mate.
Ah, yes, now, let's just start
with the little glass cabinet, mate.
Well, it's a piece of furniture
that I don't like,
but then I wouldn't
of liked it before,
So, don't take this too personally.
It's a modern piece, but I suppose
you've breathed new life in it
by giving it
that colourful paint job.
I won't take it personally
but I'll go find Gemma, though,
she'll kill you.
Oh, no, no, not again. Absolutely.
Whether he likes it or not,
it only cost £30 to replace
the glass on this cabinet.
I think you will agree, mate,
that when you think what it was...
Oh, a wreck. Was it? Yeah.
Well, I'll price it
to sell at 80 quid.
Modern, bright, and a £50 profit.
Now, let's talk about that
gorgeous little coffee table.
Very good.
Can I just say,
I think that's a gorgeous colour.
It's lovely isn't it? Yeah, it is.
It's lovely. It is.
And the glass top highlights that
lovely Victorian design, isn't it?
That was the idea.
Which is a good way of showcasing
the very attractive radiator underneath.
Splitting it in half, powder coating
and the glass top cost £70.
I think that a price of £125
will be suitable for your
radiator coffee table.
So that's a radiant £55 profit.
So, take off all our costs,
and it has been a bit of
a mixed bag today,
you're still going
home with 665 quid.
How's that mate? Very good. Yeah?
Yes, Simon's choice of
barn made Richard £665.
Oh, it's amazing.
Stuff that would have gone out
as scrap
has been given
a new lease of life.
But with Henry's choice
making a whopping £3,515,
he is today's winner.
Now, I know I won,
but I have to say,
I think you did excel
on the radiator. Oh, stop it.
Yeah - it did turn out to be a bit
lukewarm, that radiator, didn't it?
Lukewarm, mate?
That was freezing cold!
I have to tell you, though...
What? ..that Enfield that won it...
OK, that was red hot.
...what a beautiful...
That was red hot.
I mean, that was...
Yeah, all right, all right!
Come back, I haven't finished!