Feral (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Small Town Sunday - full transcript

Who finishes the coffee
and doesn't buy more?

I hate you guys.

Small town Sundy, bitches!
Coffee delivery.

Wake up, c'mon.

Get up, get dressed.
You're welcome.

Here, lil baby.

Get up!

C'mon.

Get dressed!

Does he know?

- Nothing.
- Perfect.



Get your nasty ass dressed.

I wonder what this
was built for.

A baseball field.

But there's no dirt.

So, what happened with Hart?

I don't know, he's a nice guy,
I just think he's...

Just kind of new to all this.

I don't know if I'm the
right guy for him, y'know?

You don't think he wants to learn
from someone more experienced?

Okay.

I mean, if that's the case.

I just don't think
I'm the right guy for him.

You're not into virgins?

Umm, not right now.



Okay.

I've been thinking
about CQ some.

You have?

Yeah.

Does he know that?

No, I'm not going
to tell him though.

I don't know, I just

I feel like it was
a missed opportunity.

Well...

It'll come around again,
I'm sure.

Everybody get yo' stuff.

Thanks.

I'm gonna go change.

You can just change
in the woods.

Or here, I'll block you.

- Hold your towel up...
- What??

Y'all - CQ just
broke up with me.

In a text message?

Yeah, he just text message
broke up with me,

like, "Sorry, we
can't be together."

That's some shit!

- That is shitty.
- That's some bullshit.

Shitty.

I mean, he should've
at least called you.

Right?! I mean, at least
a phone call.

I mean... have you
called him lately?

I mean, no, but...

I didn't try to break up
with him lately.

Guess I earned it.

He'll get over it.

He's gonna be just fine.

He'll be okay.

Carter: I was thinking about
this time I was in third grade,

and we all had to write these
letters to our future selves,

and put them in these jars.

They were these little
time capsules.

We would bury them
with our teachers.

Basically, you just wrote
in the letter

what you wanted out of life,
as a little third-grader.

We were supposed to open them
for some reunion,

later down the road
at some point.

I'm pretty sure I neer
showed up to this reunion.

Carter: I was just hinking
it's so weird

that kids who are born right now
are never going

to do things like that, because
they don't have the need to.

Their whole lives are
completely documented

from the second they're born.

Y'know, it's all going to be

completely concrete
on the Internet.

It's just so weird to me that
that's the way it is,

and if someone wants to look at
what I was doing two years ago,

they have that as an option.

Yeah - those apps where you can
go on and check to see

what you posted on
this day five years ago.

It'll tell you your status,
or a picture,

whatever it is.

I was on it yesterday,
and like seven years ago,

Daniel was super upset about
'07 Britney shaving her head.

Like, I shit you not y'all,
I was concerned.

It was a rough period
for me, too.

I don't get it.
I really don't.

I don't know, I just don't

understand the need to
upload every aspect of my life.

I don't sit around and
post picturess,

Billy: let everyone know where
I am every second of the day.

I don't know, I'll text you
if something funny happens.

But other than that,

I'm not trying to

tell everyone how I feel about
the new Real Housewives cast

- You should be!
- You should be.

Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm trying to do.

I love Real Housewives, man.

You should give it a shot,
it's a really good show.

No, those are the people
I've been talking about

they have such a need for
attention, they crave it.

Emily: No...
Billy: Yes!

Billy: Social media
just enables...

I agree with him,
but that'a what's so great.

Those poeple - like,
who cares about them?

I mean... I care about them.

Every Sunday. And Monday.
And Thursday.

So that's why you
don't like my pictures,

is because you think
you're enabling me.

Saving me from my Internet
addiction, is that what it is?

It's not just you, I don't sit
around liking every picture I see.

What are you doing?

- That's my boyfriend!
- Right?

All up on Billy!

- Back off!
- Yes, yes he is.

I guess I should change
my relationship status?

My god, that's so dramatic!

That's the worst.

I told you you shouldn't have
posted that in the first place.

But honestly, there is
nothing more awkward

than people who have their
freakin' Facebook statuses

the same when they've
been broken up with.

Cannot handle it.

You alright?

Yeah.

Billy: Do you remember when
I came out to you?

Yes.

My fourteenth birthday party,
when you upstaged me.

I didn't know you were
inviting Declan Fox.

My adolescent emotions
could not handle the stress.

He was so hot.

He was totally into me, too.

But whatever,
that's not the point.

Do you remember
what you said to me?

I didn't believe you because
you'd been looking at my boobs.

And that I was sad, because
we would make beautiful babies.

And that if you got married,

I would have your baby.

I've just gotta find
the right man, but I will.

And when I do, I'll take
you up on your offer.

You're gonna be an awesome dad.

I know!

I'm totally going to have
your baby.

Well,

you guys know how
I feel about babies.

Hell no.

She's not wrong, you're going
to be a kickass dad.

God, I can see it now.

Little Billy Junior
with a video camera,

running around, watching
his dad make movies.

But, seriously,

you kind of have to have a girl,
because if you have a boy,

and he's straight, and he wants
me to go to his football games,

and all that jock macho shit, I'm
not going to be much help to him.

Keep that in mind,
when you're having his baby.

Well if he takes after me,
he'll definitely be a jock.

- Right.
- For sure.

Aww, I really like
their marble coffee table.

Thank you.

Woo!

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