Fartblinda (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Episode #2.1 - full transcript

Hello?

Hi, Jonas,
and congratulations on Name Day.

It's Vickan here. How's it going?

I do not really know...

Cool. Well, you know you're
one of my favorite clients, huh?

So thank you for
being a favorite with us-

-I have deposited
3,000 free spins in your account.

Thanks, but ...

Or ...
I'm trying to step down a bit.

I have borrowed a little too much and so on.

Yes, you have to be careful.
But if you change your mind-



- in any case, you know
that they are there in your account.

Yes, okay...

Then I think you
should celebrate properly tonight.

At Together Casino, we wish you
a wonderful evening.

Take care. Hug hug. Hello Hello.

Looks absolutely magical.

Sorry, just a moment.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-What are you doing here?
-Look around a bit.

Considering a job offer. And you?

Are you chasing zero tax collectors
on behalf of DB?

Dude, I'm sorry I did not
hear from you.

It was really messy with the book
and everything. You understand...

Bea. It is okay.
There is water under the bridges.



Maybe we should see each other sometime
and ... talk a little maybe.

Maybe you can offer
some lobsters?

With hand-whipped lemon mayo?

If you do not have something more important
to you.

Bea!

Wow!

Uh, this old rag.

Not so tedious. Whose is it?

-A company I have contact with.
-What about companies?

They sell garden plots
in different sizes.

-It looks great.
-I fished them last night.

No, but I have whipped lemon mayonnaise.

Alright.

-Slowclap.
-Slowclap?

-A for effort, maybe.
-No ...

So damn good ...

I should have agreed with you
before I ...

Shit in it.

It went fast bare. Everything went ...
It went too fast, quite simply.

Funny, it did not feel like
time was running out for me right away.

I understand that.
But the book could not wait.

It would not have been relevant
a year later.

Everyone had written about it.
It was public goods even then.

I gave you an exclusive interview.

Where I would have to give my picture
of the course of events.

As we published.

As you edited
to a fucking TT message.

It had accusations we could
not substantiate. I do not decide-

-what we should publish ourselves.
The truth came out anyway.

Not during the trial
when I needed it most.

Then Dagbladet was damn neutral.

You have to be
an impartial journalist.

Impartial? In the book
, you omitted the fact-

-that the impartial journalist
had a relationship with the villain.

For your sake.
I did not think you wanted-

-that I would trumpet out to everyone
that we had a relationship.

You did it for your own sake,
so as not to appear biased.

To maintain your credibility.

You can stand for that straight-backed, can't you?
That you are a thoroughbred egoist.

I did not do this
to hurt you.

If you're mad at me, I want to
apologize. But it was...

It may not have been well taken care of,
but I did not want to hurt you.

I admitted. I took my punishment.

Four months before I get out
of jail, you're tearing everything up.

-with some fucking kiosk detective!

-I might have fucked up.
-I have a family. Children who can read.

- Do not say that you did anything for me.
-You and your bank fucked it up.

-I did my job.
-I thought you were a journalist.

Not that you wrote gossip literature.

Much of the book is relevant
from a structural perspective.

To profit from
other people's suffering?

You invited me so you
could ... humiliate me, right?

I invited you
because I'm an idiot.

I thought you had changed.

And then there is the award ceremony
tonight.

There are comments
and a small portrait.

It was nine o'clock, huh?
May I check it out?

With whom? Your manager, right?

Or does it clash with
some flashy book signing?

-I have to hang up. - Hello.
-Welcome.

-Does it feel good?
-Great.

No weirdness.
We have a mixed element.

Then we come back to the studio
and we talk to each other. That's it.

Sounds really good. Just one thing.

Please, if we can just point out again
that this is fiction-

-so we do not gag around
in a lot of private mud.

-It will be great.
-Good.

So we stick to the important thing
and shit in speculating-

-in around David in the book really is.

If I may be serious for a second
, I just want to say-

-that this is the most important
moment in my whole life.

Yes, apart from
when I got to be a dad.

To be part of this journey
with you ...

... is the biggest thing that has happened to me
in my entire professional career.

So I want to toast.

For new ideas, for innovations,
and for the jackals who finance it.

Now to the woman behind the revelation-

-which fundamentally shook Sweden's business
life.

Her report on ST-Banken's case
received reactions around the world.

Now she is up to date
with the book "Kraschen".

Today we are visited by Beatrice Farkas
and it's about the past year.

-Swedish Journalist Award, her
acclaimed summer talk-

-and of course the book she just released.

One on the bestseller list all spring.

What an incredible impact
this book has had!

Fantastic fun.
Even if it is fictional

-I want to show how a bank can act
both illegally and immorally and ...

Glad that the subject is obviously of
interest to the Swedish people.

After the verdict, everyone went free.
All but one.

Tjena, Peter.

Okay...

I did not know that they let in
all classes of society here.

You get a little surprised.

-Ulf.
-Have you just mucked?

-A while ago.
-Are you here fishing job?

-Not directly.
- Damn, you look sad.

Speaking of which, what about
little Hampus?

Well thank you, that's good.

Will he land on his feet again, do
you think? It was tough for that boy.

We had Sophie living with us.
She had to escape from everything.

Damn what they're talking about. Bad fucking shit.

-It's lucky she has friends.
-Really.

-You, nice to see you.
-Really, the same.

But you ... Want a little tip?

Check out this buffet
of work opportunities for you.

Stretch, regain
confidence-

-and lick as much ass as you can
until your nose becomes ...

Your nose is already brown,
but until it gets even browner.

Nice to see you.

There is a lot to talk about in the book,
like the banking system.

But I still want to start by
asking about Peder Rooth-

-has responded to the publication.
Have you had contact?

No. Why would we have had it?

-So you have no relationship at all?
-No, have not, have never had.

I think we
slip away from the subject a bit.

The question is relevant
from a journalistic perspective.

I think it's pretty uninteresting
in this context.

Anne Bystedt, that was a long time ago.

Peder Rooth. No, thank you,
my husband is looking for me.

You, how well your bank did,
given the conditions.

Jovars.

But you have an innovative
and fresh board.

-You flatterer.
-They should be happy that they have you.

You've always had a sense of what
's going to happen before it happens.

Are you trying to pitch something to me now?

Can I borrow two minutes
of your precious time?

- Can you do it in two minutes?
-You can start the clock.

An investment company at the forefront,
with four smaller Swedish companies

-focused on marine research.

Or we talk about the mountain of debt,
about how we Swedes borrow

-and why we have a policy
that makes it favorable to borrow.

Do you consider yourself primarily
a journalist?

My focus is primarily on
impartially reviewing business.

It is now,
it has always been.

But just as you
can not control that some-

-maybe see you as Nikla's girlfriend
, I guess you too-

-sees yourself as a journalist mainly.
But I've been wrong before.

You have tens of thousands of followers
on social media.

And you also lecture,
SEK 100,000 per lecture.

Is it difficult to keep
these roles apart?

-to review and to be bought?

Yes ... I probably had an appointment with the
hairdresser. But we were done anyway, weren't we?

Are you going to leave the studio?

Yes ... She chose not to answer
the questions ...

I understand, but you ... Thank you very much.

-No hard feelings.
-Inga alls, vi ses.

We have the great pleasure
to present

-one of the Nordic region
's most controversial financiers.

Bad boy, founder of Young Creative's
Big Business Award!

Aksel Bonnesen! Give him
a big good damn applause!

Thank you. Thousand thanks.

I hope you had
a nice evening-

-and that you have champagne in the glasses.

I would like to take this opportunity to extend
a special thank you

-to my friends
in the Foreign Ministry-

-who's here tonight.
Give them a big round of applause.

Sweden established
as the first Western country

diplomatic relations
with the People's Republic of China.

Damn, the Dane is doing billion-dollar deals
with the Communists

-but only he praises the foam
, everything is forgiven.

Do you see me with a glass in your hand
in there? No.

Look what the cat has dragged in.

What the hell are we always to see
with our pants down.

Is that a sign?

Those fucking Chinese, that's the
end of the world we know.

People do not understand what is going on.
The Cultural War.

Sky-high tariffs on China,
that's all that matters.

Blow them up so those bastards ...

Bystedt says that you walk around in
there and pitch an investment company.

Which you will be the sole owner of.
One hundred million.

I thought she was joking. Given
your involvement in ST-banken.

100 million you shit in right?
That's what your fucking boat costs.

This is the world's chance,
but Ivan ...

This is a small company
with zero costs.

Some nerds in a room
with eight unique world patents.

-But we were done anyway, weren't we?
-You are going to leave the studio?

-Well.
-Hey. What a variety. Congratulations.

I'm going to suck the skull off of me.
How many are ahead of you?

-No, this is my first.
-Two beers please.

I have to get on with one thing too,
really.

Me too. The slander thing.
I have to go back.

-But it will be one last, huh?
One last.

-Then it will be a white month.
-Absolutely.

-And then we start training.
-Yes.

The gym is open in the mornings,
so that ... We toast to that.

For a white month.

You, it was not that dangerous.

I feel
like a fucking monster sometimes.

Good. Sometimes it takes to stop
the real monsters.

We have ended up at the height of the evening.

This year's winner is
a pure success story

-which has moved the boundaries of what
is possible in the fintech world.

Easy! Welcome to the stage!

Pierre Eckervik! Marcus Thulin!
Louise Bonnesen!

Thank you thank you.

Mackan, Louise,
my partners in crime. Thanks as hell.

Three years ago, we were no more
than a small, shitty SMS loan company.

-Kritan. But now we are here with Easy.

Occasions like this make us
want to work even harder. Thanks.

Thank you so much everybody. I heard
that there were some who lived here.

-and I guess it's
a reaction to nepotism-

-which I may be able to understand,
but I'll just say-

-that Louise is so fucking much more
than her dad's daughter.

She's a kick-ass businesswoman.

Thousand thanks.
One for all and all for one.

I love you all. Thousand thanks.

It is a solar-powered,
floating database.

It will change the fishing industry
and map the oceans.

Oceandrone. They have received sharp orders
from Herod and Hellqvist.

I've fought to get more time.
They have given me until December.

You should get a little tip from me,
completely free.

Daddy's going to have a little get-together
after this, out in the yard.

There will be
a gathering of gentlemen there.

There will be
a lot of money in place.

Carl...

Dig down the battle ax. You will
not get anywhere with it.

Is there anyone in here
who's Peder Rooth?

Yes it's me.

Unfortunately, I have to ask you to leave the car.

The host greets you that you are not
welcome. Regrets.

Fan, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
It took a little time.

A little? You've missed all the shit.
They just got off.

Excuse? Wait! Hi.

Sorry. Bea Farkas, Dagbladet.

Congratulations on the price,
it's amazing.

Could we get
a quick comment?

-Dagbladet?
-Yes, the business part.

You can go to hell.

What the hell was that?
What are you laughing at?

You wrote that her father
is a rapist, so ...

Do you want?

Are you tall, or?
You look completely gone.

Dude, I'm sorry about that shit
with Peder and everything.

-It was not my intention that ...
-Come on and we'll go.

Sorry, hey. Bea Farkas, Dagbladet.

Can we talk a little about the price?

What should I say?
It was fun as hell.

I kind of thought a little more of
a real interview.

We will make a portrait of Easy.
But I understand if it's a bad situation.

-No, hang on now.
-No, another time maybe.

But congratulations on the price,
we can be heard another day.

Hang on now and you'll see
how it goes behind the scenes.

The foam is on cooling.
Come on, it's going to be fun.

-Where are we going?
-Malta.

-We take a private crow from Bromma.
-No, that does not work.

There is plenty of space, I promise.
Come on.

Uh, do not be so fucking Swedish.

After you.

-Peder!
-Bjarne?

Bjarne, what the hell?

What the hell, are you standing here
in the middle of Sörmland? Va?

-How are you?
-It's brilliant!

What do you work with now?

I am sales manager at a small company-

-which earns a buck
by selling personal data.

Okay okay.
How does it work now with GDPR?

You would be surprised.

We shop from the Swedish Transport Agency,
CSN, the Swedish Companies Registration Office ...

Even the Swedish Tax Agency sells.
All are for sale.

You, fan! What a fucking luck
I got to see you.

I have a person
you should meet.

Do you play your cards right

-so you can set up
this investment company-

-as you have walked around and talked about.

Trust Bjarne. Come on.

Name, stop!

No, so no! You will not
drive away with me!

-How should I get home?
-You're safe here.

-I'm here, I'm here.
-What is this?

-Champagne, madam?
-Thanks.

Excuse me, can I have another one, please?
And a shot of vodka.

Then I want to point out that we are different
from SMS loan companies.

But you started as Kritan, right?

We are a modern payment company

-who wants to make it easier for people to
shop and borrow, smoothly and easily.

You have a very effective interest rate.

People think that it gives a misleading
picture of the cost of quick loans.

And you are generous
in approving loan applications-

-from borrowers with
, for example, low credit ratings-

-already indebted. Do you agree?

Who says so?

Many who apply for quick loans
belong to the group

-which runs a greater risk
of encountering difficulties ...

Mackan, come on now!

We're this year's Young-fucking-Creative,
huh?

Forward with the glasses. Forward with the glasses.

-She will eat you alive.
-You're so worried all the time.

You can not defend
high-cost credits per se.

We have the background we have,
we sit in a fucking tax haven.

You need to move the call to
the arena that you can win.

-Liberal consumer policy, then?
-Yes, now we're talking.

We'll take this later, please.
I'm too baked.

We take it from the beginning.
Say after me:

Of course we welcome ...

Of course, we welcome
stricter legislation.

At Easy, our credits are moderate-

-and we really make an effort
to ensure that our customers-

-not to make hasty
and ill-considered decisions.

How did you take the step
from idea to company?

It's about believing in yourself,
and daring to invest.

We need to start seeing customers
as intelligent, adult individuals.

There is a diaper mentality, a
suck-on-tutte mentality in Sweden-

-which harms everyone in the long run.

Okay ... With that, I
think we can round off, actually.

Yes, your masseur is waiting for you
down there when you're done.

Take the opportunity and enjoy a little now.

-What?
-Nothing.

Say, then. Are you just going to sit there quietly
and condemn me, right?

-Interview salon drunk?
-Oh my God...

Go on a special trip and ...

It was not a dig directly.

The angle was the Swedish fintech wonder
and the Young Creative win.

Then I wish you
a wonderful pampering massage.

I invited you
because I'm an idiot.

I thought you had changed.
You're still a fucking monster.

If you ever get in my way again
, I'll crush you.

No no no...

You ... If you're not going to drink
that, I'm going to drink it.

- Do you have a little Halcio?
-No, you should not sleep now.

-Come on, we're dancing a little.
-Wouldn't you like to have dinner?

Do you think I'm an egoist?

So,
a real fucking thoroughbred egoist.

Bea...

-You do not have to answer that.
-You ... Hello. How are you?

I'm on a business trip
and interviews are packed.

I'm so fucking good! How are you?

I've also sold my soul,
so absolutely fucking wonderful.

Check out the sodomy over there.

Disgusting hyenas that mingle and smile
and then chop each other in the back.

This fucking island is a big poop sausage
that God squeezed out ...

Damn, now you stop depressing.
Come on, we're bathing. Yes!

-No, I'm going to bed.
-Come on.

No, I'm going to bed.
You should do the same.

-No!
-Go to sleep.

I'm reading the book right now.
It's really hard.

I read over and over again.

Then there is the corrective error
that the publisher has kind of made.

-Hello friends! Are you having a good time?
- Fantastic!

-More bubble?
-No no.

Maybe you are craving something stronger?

Here, old lady. I'm bidding.
You have to live a little!

Dude, this is what I
call calamaris, huh!

Something other than those tough
rubber rings you get in Sweden.

You, honey ... We just need to talk
a little, a little business.

But it's our last night!
Do not sit up for too long.

-I have a surprise for you.
-OK see you.

And you, do not drag him
into any trouble now, then.

I have to say no. It was
super nice to push me-

-but I can not see myself here
every other week.

-I have other plans.
-You need capital before January.

I need a serious capital,
not a salary.

Sorry ... I've been vague.

This is very serious capital.
If you are with.

Vi...

We provide Easy
with Together Casinos ... customers.

When they get a burning need
for quick loans.

What the hell are you saying?

Christina wanted to separate this autumn.

And Norbank, they have
treated me like shit.

So ... You are going to herd game cod
straight into new debts?

We offer a service
to anyone who needs it.

Do you understand how illegal it is?

We only provide personal information that
people have provided voluntarily.

Who the hell can have any opinion
on that?

A damn lot of people.

We do this:
I offer breakfast tomorrow-

-and show the numbers, so you know
what you're saying no to. Deal?

I must introduce you
to Mr Ygren. Ygren!

-Are you "Mr. Ygren"?
-Yes.

-He is the CEO of Together Casino.
-Hey, Pierre!

This is Vickan,
VIP hostess at the said company.

Do you drive without a bra or is it
a bit invisible and such, or?

-What did you say?
- Shitty, I love it!

Do you hear! Tommy Nilsson is here!

Do you know what he costs?
He sings in the commercial.

Is he the one singing?

What you're doing now, it's kind of ...

-You'll conjure with me.
-Okay.

Yes, the setup is simple.

The gaming company Together Casino
provides the loan company Easy-

-with lists of
its largest gaming customers.

Easy then addresses directly to those
with customized marketing

so that they can borrow from them.

Since all this
is done through a third party, BIAB-

-is it virtually
impossible to detect.

-So you get lists from Together Casino?
-Lists no one knows about.

Then Easy says: "Hi, can you bring
some potential customers to us?"

And we say, "Well done."
And pretend to do an analysis

-the traditional way,
with target group analysis-

income data
and other public data.

Then you compile a list
that you have "analyzed" -

-and send to Easy?

We have test driven
a few customers a week.

It has worked very well.
And if you step in as CEO

-then it will be waterproof.
Then we can really fuck up.

And then comes the turnover
and thus the value of Easy-

-to shoot in height. Louise Bonnesen
wants to buy the entire Easy-

-at the end of Q3.
She wants to be her own player.

When it is sold, we cash in
and leave no trace.

But if the numbers are so anabolic now

-does not the turnover return
to normal?

Well, it's Louise Bonnesen.
She is a 22-year-old influencer.

She can not spell her name. It
will not come as a shock-

-that it goes to hell
for the market, on the contrary.

-It's the Dane's daughter we are talking about.
- These are perfect circumstances.

No one will question the crash
and she can live on dad's money.

-And if Dad finds out?
-He does not get that.

And this layout consists of you,
Pierre, Ygren and Marcus Thulin?

The same Thulin that has already blown me away.

Can we liquidate him?
How much does he know?

We can not liquidate him.
He is a co-owner.

But do not worry.
Pierre has his back.

How many can be chosen between Together
and Easy before the sale?

Five to fifteen thousand.

-How many of these take out loans?
-About half.

Five thousand, then.
How big loans do they take on average?

15,000 approximately.

There will be an increase in sales
of 75 million.

And Easy's profit margin is what,
20 percent?

So it's a profit increase
of 0.2 percent times 75 ...

Fifteen million.

For which profit multiple
do you think you are selling Easy?

Twenty times the win.

So this small scheme would
generate SEK 300 million.

-I want a third.
-100 million? Are you kidding?

As CEO, I
take the big risks.

Bonnesen wants to recruit a new CEO.

Good luck finding someone who's
in this fucking setup.

END OF CREDIT

You have to stop lending
him money.

He's about to perish!
Do you not understand that ?!

He has no job,
no home of his own.

He's in debt,
and he can not stop playing!

Do not lend more money to him!

Yes, he's of age,
but that's my son.

I have to help him. Please,
I beg you, leave him alone!

Hörni, I whisper a little, because I do
not want everyone in the world to hear-

-how immensely rich we will be
on this deal.

And that smile on your face
will see you through

Go Easy with it, baby
Easy makes it better

There is a diaper mentality, a
suck-on-tutte mentality in Sweden-

-which harms everyone in the long run.

Do you discuss offshore so early?

The house across the street
is a holding company ...

I always want to move forward, upwards.
To blow up the stratosphere.

There are more than us who are worried
about the Swedish tax burden.

Now wait a minute, guys. I do
not want to be a fucking PK mafia-

-but I still think this
tax talk feels a little uncomfortable.

No one here is against taxes,
if they are at a reasonable level.

But the state has a history
of embezzling money.

But what do you estimate then?
Type three percent-

-with rights companies in Ireland
or in the Netherlands?

There is a lot of cava.
Can't we toast a little?

Wait a minute ...
What do you get for your money, then?

You get no school, no
medical care, no functioning police ...

-A tax office is what you get.
-Fuck, what a fucking bullshit.

Bea, come on.
We're just having fun here, right?

We have a small gift for you,
as a thank you for these days.

It's from us from Together.
Take them home-

-and you do not like what's in, give
them to the wife or someone in need.

-Thank you very much.
-The week.

Right. We would also like to
have a picture of you with the table on.

-I have to leave, my taxi is waiting.
-She too.

A fast? You can take this.

It's a really nice kepa here too.
This.

Stop the car. Stop the car!

Hi, Nina. You, that Easy article,
do not publish it ... That's shit.

Yes, but it's already out.

Fan!

Text: Pablo Diaz Bernal
Iyuno-SDI Group (B)