Farscape (1999–2003): Season 2, Episode 14 - Beware of Dog - full transcript

Chiana returns from a Commerce Planet with a cute little creature called a Vorc that is said to be capable of hunting down parasites which may have inadvertently come on board with the crew's supplies. Aeryn thinks Chiana was swindled; the Vorc appears too scatterbrained and unimposing to hunt parasites even if Moya had parasites - and Aeryn doubts Moya does. But Crichton soon encounters a hostile beast eating its way through one of Moya's walls. However, when he tells the others about the sighting, they are reluctant to believe him. Crichton is having an increasingly difficult time coping with more and more frequent flashes of Scorpius. Who knows what else he's hallucinating? When D'Argo is attacked by the same hostile beast, everyone realizes that something dangerous and poisonous is on board. This parasite must be caught alive because its toxins are slowly but surely killing D'Argo - and Zhaan can't make an antivenin without a fresh sample of the poison. The hunt begins. With the Vorc guiding them, Crichton and Aeryn stalk through the corridors, Crichton fighting off Scorpius flashes all the way. It's then that they discover that the Vorc and the "parasite" beast are one and the same - when the Vorc goes into attack mode and morphs into the beast Crichton and D'Argo saw. But capturing the Vorc does nothing to help D'Argo. Zhaan is surprised to discover that the Vorc contains no trace of the toxins that are killing the Luxan. Could there indeed be some other creature aboard Moya? To find out, Crichton and Aeryn release the Vorc - which promptly races off, turns into its beastly form, and attacks Rygel! Angry at having misplaced their trust in the Vorc, Crichton and Aeryn track it down in a Cargo Bay, fatally wounding the creature with pulse-pistol fire. But was their trust misplaced? A search of the area reveals a strange alien cocoon containing - Rygel. Crichton and Aeryn realize that the Vorc was leading them to the cocoon to warn them: the injured "Rygel" that Zhaan is tending to is the real parasite - and is about to attack Zhaan!

What are you up to?

Crichton.

Yup.

What are you doing?

Playin' a game.

Doesn't seem like much of a challenge.

Depends on how you play.

You were mumbling...
again.

Just thinking.

About what?

Something to remember me by, Crichton.



Nothing.

Crichton, you've told me yourself
that your species isn't accustomed to being in space
for long periods of time.

Now I have seen cases of transit madness before,
and if you are cracking up...

Aeryn...

I want to know.

I'm fine. I don't wanna talk about it.

The human doesn't want to talk.

What do you mean they're not back yet?

D'argo and Chiana are busy, Rygel.

What?

They ran out of places to defile up here,
so they had to do it in a transport pod?

Unfortunately for them, nothing so enjoyable.

They've learned that organic goods
from this region are often contaminated by parasites.

So they're looking for a local cure
in case there's an infestation on Moya.



Parasites?

What...

kind?

I don't have any details yet,
but I suppose that's the price you pay
for trading in such a prosperous system.

Prosperous?

Is that what you call three planets filled
with nothing but miserable mud grubbing farmers?

Our parasite problems are solved!

Rygel's decided to leave us then, has he?

Not likely.

We don't even know if we have a parasite problem.

Well, that's what "this" little guy'll tell us.

What is that?

It's a Vork.

Cute, huh?

We had some problems with our translator microbes
and the local merchants.

But from what we can gather,

this little fella hones in on one
specific parasite and eradicates it.

Aww, look!

He's smelling something!

The vendor told us about this ship that was infested.

The parasites killed everyone on board.

Over two hundred people.

And all they left behind were these...

these...

these cocoons or....

Cocoons.

Eggs or something.

If the parasites are that dangerous,
we should jettison the food
and solve the problem before it starts.

When you see what this little fella can do...

Come back here!

Yup, that's impressive.

Goodness,

let the big dog eat!

He's a Cinderella boy.

Oh my, Bob. This is a...

this is a big chance for the kid
from the Uncharted Territories.
He's about...

two feet off the green here on the eighteenth,
two strokes off the lead.

Question is,
will he chip or will he use the putter?

Sparky?

Yo Ryg', that you?

Rygel?

My name is John Crichton...

an astronaut...

radiation wave hit me...

I got shot through a wormhole...

lost in some distant part of the universe...

on a ship

a living ship full of strange alien life- forms...

help...
Listen please...

Is anybody out there who can hear me?

I'm Being hunted by an insane military commander...

Doing everything I can...

I'm just looking for a way home.

Nah, I'm tellin' you, whatever it was,
- One of Rygel's tricks...

- it was going through the food.

Have you considered the possibility
that you just saw Rygel?

- Hoarding food.
- It wasn't Rygel.

Well maybe it was one of those parasites.
We never did get a good description of them.

- You said you fired at it while it was in this compartment, right?
- Yeah.

Well, there's no other way out of there.
Where did it go?

I don't know!

Get away from there!

That food belongs to "me"!

That "food" is for all of us!

What is that foul odor?

It's Vork urine. Would you like a whiff?

What's a Vork?

It is a predator that kills parasites!
Chiana's with it, it's hunting right now.

Whatever it is,
it better stay away from "my" food.

Hey, maybe that's what I saw...a Vork.

It was about this size, naked,
with a face like this.

No, no, mine was more like Tandoori chicken.

Pilot, can you spare the DRD's for a search?

Of course, Commander.

Zhaan?

Zhaan!

Did you get the cage?

Uh, yeah.

But I don't think the Vork likes it very much.

Well, what does he like?

Uh, well so far,

uh everything!

Uh, parasites.

Come on little...

what's his name?

Well I couldn't just name him, Zhaan.

He's a free spirit!

Well you could appreciate that.

While I believe it's wrong to imprison
any living creature...

...there are always exceptions.

No!

This thing should be out hunting.

You can play with it, later.

Did it look like I was playing?

Yes.

This thing needs to earn its keep.

Frelling bit me!

That little....

Alright then, what about the access shafts?

The Drs are searching those areas.

But so far there's no evidence of any creature
like the one you've described.

I'm beginning to doubt

whether we'll find anything at all.

Why?

Officer Sun

mentioned that you'd been...

distracted lately.

She believes it's possible
that you broke into Rygel's food cache

and fired at an imaginary enemy,

while playing some sort of...

game.

It's golf.

I'm...would you believe it's possible
that Aeryn doesn't know what the hell it is
that she's talkin' about?

I have never known her to exaggerate.

Have you, Crichton?

Crichton?

Yotz!

Rygel!

What the hell are you doin'?

It's a cargo bay!

I was checking my cargo!

I was told we had parasites on board!

Now would you like to explain
why you were trying to kill me?

Look I...I thought you were that...

thing that I...

saw earlier.

Sorry.

Little Vork thingy.

Little Vork.

Dargo!

The Vork got away from me!

Again?

You have to stay with it!

Easy for you to say!

It hasn't stopped running around the ship
since it got here.

That's how it hunts!

Well, yeah, I know,
it's just that I'm starting to get a little tired
of following it around.

Listen,

if we do have a parasite on board,
we need to know what it looks like.
Which means...

Follow the Vork.

Fine!

You follow it.

Fine, you follow the Vork.

Get.....

off........

my bed.

Chiana.

Chiana!

Get off my bed!

D'argo!

Yes.

That filthy little creature of yours
is down in my quarters
and it's using them as a toilet!

Among...other things!

It has to learn the environment
before it can find the parasites.

The only parasite we have is right here,
and if you don't come
and get it I'm gonna flush it out an airlock!

You're as bad as Chiana!
Just leave it alone and let it do its job.

D'argo, I think it's picked up a scent or something.

Don't let it out of your sight!

Rygel?

Aeryn!

Where are you?

Tier seven junction,
I've lost the Vork.

Dren. Where was it heading?

What does it matter?
This is pointless.

Do you know how dangerous these parasites are?

They suck the life out of their prey
and leave nothing but a desiccated husk!

These parasites are a fantasy!

They're stories to frighten you and Chiana
into purchasing a useless animal!

Fine, fine, fine, I will find it myself!

Good, yes, waste your own time.

Where? Was? It heading?

Towards the maintenance bay.

D'argo.

D'argo!

Not now Chiana,
I'm looking for the Vork!

I'm in the maintenance bay and uh...
there's a...

there's some kind of creature....

right in front of me.

Chiana!

Hurry! Get out of there! Now!

Yeah, I would if I could!

Crichton, Aeryn!

maintenance bay, now!

Chiana, do something!

You do something!

Okay, easy.

We're...we're not gonna hurt you, okay?

So...so...

Now, slug him!

We're on the way, don't panic!

I think it's a little too late for that!

Chiana!

- D'argo!
- Chiana!

Oh come on, Luxan, come on.

You must not die.

Chiana.

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, I'm fine.

D'argo! ....Rygel,
what the hell are you doin'?

He wasn't breathing.

And I'm fine too, thanks for asking.

D'argo!

That creature you saw...

the parasite...

it's real.

Yeah, I know that.

I'm delighted you've been vindicated Crichton,
but I'll be even happier when you kill the frelling thing!

- Woah, woah, woah, woah...
- D'argo!

D'argo, what's wrong?

- Hold'im down! Hold him...
- What's happening?
- I don't know!
- What's wrong?

Hold him down!

Get Zhaan!

Zhaan! Get down here!

D'argo!!

Zhaan!!

I don't understand what's wrong with him.

You cleansed the wound,
you said there were no internal injuries.

I've done all I can do for now, Chiana.

But he appears to have some kind of secondary infection.

Like what?

Like that's what I'm trying to determine.

Well try faster!
I don't need to be a healer to see
that D'argo's getting worse.

But you do need to be a healer to make him better.

Now shut up and let me get back to work, or leave.

Crichton?

D'argo's not so good.

You found the creature?

No sign of it yet.

It's like it just disappeared.

Hey, Aeryn!

We just found your Vork, Chiana.

Well, that thing's useless.

Maybe not.
it was heading for the Maintenance Bay when you were attacked.
I think it knew what was there.

Yeah, but isn't the Vork

supposed to kill the parasite,
not just point it out?

And you think this miniscule creature could kill something
that could incapacitate D'argo?

No.

But we could use it to flush the parasite out.
It could be our bird dog.

That can be your...

uh, you bring it, I'll just uh.......

I hate critters!

You wanna tell me something?

Uh, D'argo....

you're in no condition for sex.

Yeah.

Might kill me, huh?

By Kahaylin!

What's wrong?

D'argo's been poisoned!

There's an alien toxin in his blood stream
and it's killing him.

Wh- y- y- you can make an antidote, can't ya?

I...I don't know, I can...I can try.

Next.

Next.

Show me another one.

I'll need a venom sample from the creature, John.

But most natural venoms decompose rapidly
when the creature dies.

We can't afford to take that risk,

so it's very important that you capture the creature alive

and quickly.

We're working as fast as we can, Zhaan.

Pilot, is it possible
that this critter has camouflage ability?

Have you tried switching the DRDs
to heat and acoustic mode?

Yes. And without success.

The creature seems quite adept
at avoiding surveillance.

Show me cargo bay three.

You'll never see it coming, John.

Yes.

What's going on?

Get me out of here!

Pilot has modified the energy fields
of Moya's neural clusters.

So your cells will be fortified,
they'll give you strength.

Why...

why's it so hard to breathe?

The parasites venom appears to be designed to...

paralyze the nerves and muscles of its prey.

Your hearts and lungs have been affected, D'argo.

You're early, Rygel.

I'm not dead yet!

But when I do die,
Chiana's gonna get all of my possessions!

You always expect the worst of me.

Is it unthinkable that I might be here
to offer the gift of my...

company to a shipmate in need?

Yes!

Are you afraid to be alone, Rygel?

I knew you'd be here,

that didn't frighten me.

Why should blessed solitude?

Right.

Now.

How about...

this way?

This way.

Aeryn, any luck with the Vork yet?

Oh, yes.
So far, he's lead me to the cockpit of your module,

a pool of amnexus fluid,
and a pile of food cube crumbs.

How's D'argo?

Poison's working on him.
Zhaan says it's slow, but...

steady.

No!

No biting!

Listen,

we'll find the parasite and I'll shoot it.

Aeryn,

no shooting!

That's what the sleep gas is for.

I know that! Woah!

You've got something?

Well apparently the Vork thinks it does,
it's getting very hard to control!

Listen to me. I'm gonna let you out,

so not too far,

and not too fast. Is that clear?

What was that?

The DRDs have located the creature.

Pilot!

It's in the air lock above you, Zhaan!

The creature!
It's coming for us!

I'm trying to seal off the tier to keep it confined.

Pilot!

Crichton!

Anybody!

It's moved out of the air shaft!

Tier four!

I've lost contact with a DRD!

Nooooooooo!!

Frell!

Where'd it go?

Dammit Chiana!

I don't trust Aeryn to wing that thing,
and she's a good shot!

We have to get it into a confined space
where the gas grenade can do some good!

Well what did you expect me to use?

Harsh language?

That was a warning shot!

Yeah, well ten is more than a warning!
Pilot, we lost it!

I know what I'm doing, okay?
I didn't ask you to come along and I don't...

Chiana,

go back to D'argo

and give him a reason to live.

And do what?

What, sit by him and watch him die?

This is the only way I know how to help him.

The creature is on tier three!

Hammond side and moving rapidly!

It's heading for command!

Pilot, seal off the exits!

Done!

The creature has no way out!

Do it?

Armed.

Ready.

Pilot, open sesame.

It couldn't have gotten out.

Could it?

Shut up and keep searching.

Not now.

Crichton.

What's the matter?

Nothing, I'm fine.

Things gotta be around here somewhere.

Chiana.

Aww, frell.

The Vork.

Must've chased the creature in here.

So where is it?

Why don't you show us?

Come on, show us the parasite.

Grenades!

That thing was the Vork all along?

Wait a minute. You sayin'...

the Vork is the parasite?

The only thing I know for certain is that you

brought it on board.

How was I supposed to know?

Girls.

Quit the snipin'.

Zhaan needs a venom sample.

Alright, what do you mean there's no venom?

I can't find any!
There's no trace of any toxin whatsoever
in any of the samples I took from that creature!

You must have missed something, then.

I checked down to it's hair follicles.
I tried every technique I know.

I'm sure that didn't take long.

Shut up, Rygel.

There has to be another explanation.

Perhaps it's only poisonous in it's other form.

No, it attacked D'argo in it's present form.

Besides,
it bit me when it was small and I'm fine.

And the poison had to come from somewhere.

Pilot, how long would it take us to get back
to where we bought this damn thing?

At maximum speed,
Moya could reach the planet in less than thirty- two arns.

D'argo won't make it.
His respiration is failing.

The field in the neural cluster
won't sustain him much longer.

The thing that attacked me...

was the Vork.

Zhaan's getting a venom sample from it, now.

You're gonna be fine.

Don't lie to me.

I brought the frelling thing on board.

This is all my fault, D'argo.

You didn't bring him here.

We both did.

Alright, riddle me this.

Because we think we may have parasites on board,

we get a Vork,
cause someone tells us Vorks kill parasites.

Then all of a sudden,
this other critter shows up,

this Ewok gone bad, bites D'argo,
poisons him. Yeah?

So we capture the parasite,
and then surprise,

the parasite and the Vork are the same thing.
But, neither one of them is poisonous.

So,

for ten thousand dollars and the Caribbean cruise,

what poisoned D'argo?

Something else must have.

Yes.

You're suggesting there's another creature on board?

Yes.

The real parasite.

What if the Vork is working as advertised?

It's hunting the parasite,
but it's doing it in two different forms.

Smaller faster form for tracking, a larger,
more powerful form for attack.

Exactly.

Why did it attack Chiana and D'argo?

I don't know. Maybe they scared it.

Threatened it somehow.
You know, D'argo has that effect on everything.

Even if this real parasite exists,
which I'm still not convinced it does,

we have no idea what it is.

Is it an insect, a micro- organism,
another creature like this?

I don't know. Why don't you ask it?

Oh, that's very good Crichton.

I know my microbe translators are working,
cause as derranged as it always is,

I do understand what you're saying.
But this creature can only grunt and growl,
it cannot talk.

No, Aeryn, this is a good idea.

Why don't we see if we can get
the Incredible Vork here to understand us?

D'argo is dying, you got a better idea,
lay it on me.

Alright Pilot, shoot'im up.

Injecting translator microbes.

Hey!

Over here, listen up.

You understand me?

We just want to talk to you.

This is a waste of time Crichton,

translator microbes don't take this long to work.

Let's take it to Zhaan, she can dissect it,
see if she missed something.

Dissect it?

Yeah, I say we kill it.

Aeryn, it understands what you're saying.
Take it back.

Take it back.

Hello.

I'm sorry.

I don't want to kill you.

That was....

terrible!

That was....

no one...

look, Lassie here is trying to communicate with us.

Yeah? I don't understand you.

Officer Sun!

I believe it's asking...

why.

Pilot, you understand him?

Somewhat.

Because of my bond with Moya,
I am accustom to non- verbal communication.

While I don't believe this creature
has language in a true sense...

it seems to be expressing itself
in a mixture of simple concepts,
sensations and instinctual reactions.

Keep translating.

Why....

pain...

me?

Well, we hurt you,

because you hurt us.

Why...

did you attack D'argo?

Our friend.

Friend.

...Attack...

...Defend....

D'argo attacked you first?

Friend.

Friend?

It keeps repeating "friend".

In the command.

It showed us it could change shapes.

It wasn't trying to hurt us.

No.

What do you want?

Bad....

danger....

here.

There's a parasite on board?

Are you the parasite?

The answer to that is no!
Who is gonna say yes to that?
That is no!

Clarifying!

Can- can you help us find the parasite?

Hunt...

the bad.

Kill....the bad.

Free.

Kill the bad.

Right.

So you want us to free you,
so you can kill the parasite?

That's a better question,
clarification.

And that's a yes.

Do you trust it?

I don't know.

We could have it

describe the parasite to us
and we could find it ourselves.

Who knows how long that could take.
D'argo doesn't have that much time to spare.

Alright.

Hey, little fella!

We're gonna roll the dice.

But you make one wrong move,

I will shoot you.

You understand shoot?

Little bolts of light.

Oooooooowch.

Here we go again.

Pilot,
can you dial down Moya's atmospheric scrubbers?

It might enhance whatever this little guy's sniffin'.

Reducing scrubbers, now.

Crichton, have you taken leave of your senses?

I don't expect much from Aeryn,
but you...

Relax Sparky, we're on it.

I saw what it did to D'argo.

If it comes near me, I'll kill it,
I swear!

Lock yourself in your room and do whatever
the hell it is you do in there by yourself.

Crichton.

Hey! Hey! We had a deal!
You were supposed to lead us to it!

Pilot, I demand that you fuel a transport pod
and make it ready for departure, this microt!

Rygel, I told you, my DRDs are occupied!

I cannot help you now!

Help!

Anybody!

Help!

Rygel?

Rygel?

Are you there?

Rygel!

It's not after you Rygel,
it's after the parasite.

Just keep moving, get out of the area!

It's closing in! I can hear it!

Crichton!

You said I'd be safe! You said....

Rygel, don't move.

Rygel is your friend.

Rygel, tell him your his friend.

Yotz.

Kill it!

No, friend.

Kill It!

Rygel, it's probably not after you.

It's just lookin' for a gopher, man.

Go slow.

Kill it!

No, get off him!

Oh, no, Rygel!
Get off of him, now!

Help me!

I....Can't- can't...move.

So cold.

Body feels broken.

Rygel, you're going into shock.

Zhaan says you have internal injuries.

Your fault.

You let that thing do this to me.

Sparky...

Sparky just...

shut up.

Try and stay calm.

He's been poisoned.

What?

There were massive traces of toxins in Rygel's wound.

The same compounds I found in D'argo.

Zhaan, we had the Vork in our hands.
You- you said it wasn't poisonous.

I made a mistake.

If I bring it in dead,

any possibility that you could make an anti- venom?

Well, it's possible.

There's nothing I can do for Rygel and D'Argo
without it.

one way or the other,

you're gettin' it, okay?

Yeah.

Can he talk?

I don't know.

How you doin'?

Find...

My son.

Find my son.

We'll find him together.

You take care of him.

Blood.

I knew...we hit it.

Yeah, hide from me now, friend.

When we see him, he's mine.

Well see.

What the frell was that for?

It was nothin'. Just clearin' my head.

Crichton!

You see any blood?

No.

Alright...

That way.

Aeryn! No- no- no- no,
we are not splitting up!

We're running out of time.
We don't have another choice.

Woah! Woah, woah, woah,
that thing just gave us the slip!

Why would it come back for us
unless it was leading us?

Into a trap, what else?

Right. As long as we both know!

Better get it back to Zhaan.

Aeryn.

What is that?

Can you say...cocoon?

Chiana said the parasites leave cocoons behind.

Aeryn.

It lead us here to see this.

Holy body snatchers,
start talkin'!

That frelling thing...

went through my mouth....

could barely frelling breathe!

Its drones, pouring out of me.

Through my ears, nose, my pores,

every frelling hole in my body!

Fo- fo- form this cocoon around me

to feed to it's frelling offspring!

Imagine me, food for something else!

Oh! It took my shape! And then it...

How do I know you're Rygel?

Where are you going?

Zhaan, get out of there, now!

It's not Rygel, it's the parasite!

Ryge?

Rygel!

Ryge?

Cover me!

What the frell is that?

Sorry about the mess.

That parasite was hiding in a crate of marjoules
I was inspecting in the cargo bay!

A hideous experience!

It was actually feeding off my essence!

My thoughts!

And it would have done the same to all of you.

I remember Rygel...

the other one...
standing over me after I was wounded.

That parasite was gonna use you next.

Why didn't it?

I suspect it tried,

but D'argo's reaction to the venom was so strong,

it didn't have time to complete it's task.

How could you all have been so stupid
to let that thing fool you?

It was a perfect copy of you, Rygel.

Perfect.

Perhaps to undiscerning observers like yourselves.

Fortunately,
that courageous Vork was here to rescue me.

Pilot?

He...

says he's happy

Is there anything we can do to help?

don't think the creature understands the concept.

End.

End.

He knows his...

time is near.

I am so.....

so sorry.

Crichton.
When we were hunting,

you uh...
almost blew my head off.

That was a bad shot, even for you.

Yeah.

What's your point?

What were you firing at?

Really.

I've been, uh...

having these, well,
I wouldn't exactly call them hallucinations

I've been having these...

flashes of Scorpius.

Flashes?

Like memories?

No, they're not memories.

It's more like he's talking to me.

Have you ever been in a...
in a crowded room,

and everybody's talking all at the same time,
so you can't hear anybody,

and suddenly someone says your name, and then...

like crystal,

you hear every word they say.

No matter how far away they are,
it's like they're talking only to you.

What is Scorpius saying to you?

He says he's gonna get me.

He says he already has,
I just don't know it yet.

Why didn't you kill him when you had the chance?

I tried.

Tried...

but I couldn't.
Something stopped me.

Something inside.

Crichton, if you need help...

I'll ask...

just like you do.

Aeryn, don't worry.

I'm not gonna lose my mind.

It's all I've got left.

All right.

You'll never see it coming, John.

When the trap closes,

it'll be too late.

You think?

Checkmate.

You lose.

That, um...

wasn't the trap that I meant.