Faking It (2014–2016): Season 3, Episode 2 - Let's Hear It for the Oy - full transcript
Amy and Karma are both ready to make amends, but neither wants to be the first one to extend the olive branch. Zita shows her support for Liam.
- Karma and I became friends.
- How I've missed talking about Karma with you.
- Karma and I became friends.
- Karma is just doing what she always does--
- Karma and I became friends.
changing who she is to fit in with the cool crowd.
- Karma and I became friends.
I'm back, and I'm over you. We should be celebrating!
- Karma and I became friends.
- Not until you own what you did!
- Karma and I became friends.
- I won't apologize for leaving!
- Karma and I became friends.
- You okay?
- Karma and I became friends.
- It's all good.
- Karma and I became friends.
- Here we are at your public high school
that you choose to go to for reasons I will never comprehend.
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- Summer can't last forever. - Why not?
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It's always summer at our house in the Maldives.
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We can bring my tutor, Katja.
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- I couldn't leave Shane.
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He'd have no one to validate him.
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- I'm guessing you'll see Karma in there too.
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How you feeling about that?
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- Karma who?
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- [chuckles] Good answer.
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- Thank you for this summer,
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for letting me crash at your place...
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For all of it. - It was my pleasure...
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sometimes multiple pleasures.
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[laughs] But remember, nothing comes for free.
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- Oh, yeah? What do you want?
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- Your ass at dinner next Tuesday.
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My friend Petal is getting out of Betty Ford,
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and she's gonna be dying for sushi
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and, let's be honest, sake.
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- Tuesday's bad, because...drumroll...
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[imitating drumroll]
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I have my first Bar Mitzvah class.
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- [laughs]
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Oh, [bleep], you weren't kidding?
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- No, think it might help me feel close to my dad.
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- Yeah, totally.
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Uh, nothing weird about that.
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I can move Petal to Thursday.
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Let me guess, Bar Mitzvah class.
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- Don't worry. Saturday nights-- they're all yours, okay?
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[clears throat]
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And I'm looking forward to your white party.
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- Good. Don't forget to invite your friends.
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Have Shane do it if you're too busy being Jewish.
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- ♪ Just the way I like ♪
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- Hester!
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We are back!
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After our victory over the school board,
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we are better than ever.
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And this year, we're not holding back.
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We're gonna show America what's possible...
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[gong sounds]
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From our brand-new hydroponic herb garden in the cafeteria
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to our solar-powered charging stations in the quad.
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But Hester isn't just changing on the outside.
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We are changing on the inside.
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We're becoming the most open, accepting,
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emotionally safe high school on the planet.
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How? By remembering our new motto--
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sustainability, tolerance, innovation.
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S-T-I!
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And with your help, we'll share our STI with the world!
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- How did nobody catch that?
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- 10 bucks says she makes hugging mandatory.
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- [laughs] Or recycles our urine into drinking water.
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- Ugh. If she does, I am moving back to Dallas.
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- Nope. Not allowed.
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[somber music]
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- Let's go eat outside.
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With climate change, who knows how much longer
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we'll be able to?
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- She looks sad.
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I think I really hurt her feelings.
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- Oh, my God, how are you already caving?
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- I'm not caving.
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- Amy, you don't owe Karma an apology.
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You did what you needed to do to take care of yourself.
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You evolved, remember?
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- I know, but it's just hard not to devolve
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when she's right there.
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- What if we make her disappear?
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- Okay, now you're creeping me out.
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- We leak that video you showed me.
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She'd have no choice but to homeschool.
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- Okay, Lauren, I'm mad at Karma, okay?
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But I don't want to destroy her.
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Eventually, we're gonna make up.
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- My way's more fun, but whatever.
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- Is that what happened to Lisbeth?
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- [laughs]
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No, she's looking this way.
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Look like you're having fun.
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[both laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, like I can't see through that.
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- See through what?
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- Oh, uh, just working on some new song lyrics.
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It's all good.
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- Babe, you've been giving off some really
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intense energy lately.
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What happened to my chill girl from this summer?
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- She's still here!
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She's got a tattoo to prove it.
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She's just dealing with a friend who hurt her.
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- Oh, babe, that's rough.
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- It is rough. Thank you.
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- Forgiveness is a bitch.
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But once you do it, you'll both be set free.
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- Well, how can I forgive her if she won't apologize?
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- Now, see, thinking like that is the cause of suffering.
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Have you tried meditation?
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It can really help your mind shift.
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- Yeah, I'm sure that's the answer.
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- I'm just gonna take these too.
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Thank you.
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♪ ♪
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both: Shane!
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♪ ♪
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- [chuckles nervously]
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I'm just gonna sit over here.
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[softly] I'm sorry.
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[laughs]
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Hi.
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- [scoffs]
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- Still feeling evolved?
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- Yep.
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Couldn't care less.
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[indie rock music]
♪ ♪
[indie rock music]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a maple leaf headed for... ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Wow. - Wow good or wow bad?
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- Wow great.
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Liam Booker, what can't you do with a paintbrush?
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- Bring my dead dad back to life.
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Sorry. That was a joke.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
But, yeah, it's kind of what this piece is about.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Shane told me.
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I'm so sorry.
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- Thanks.
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But, you know, it's not like I ever met him.
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- Yeah, but I know how much you wanted to connect with him.
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- Yeah, I still do.
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Which is why I signed up for Bar Mitzvah classes.
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- Shalom.
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- Look. - Wow. That's amazing.
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- Liam? - Thanks.
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- Liam, you butt-dialed me again.
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- Really, fantastic. I kind of grew up Jewish.
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My parents are pan-spiritual, so we celebrate everything.
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Judaism's my favorite, though.
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It feels like less of a religion and more like...
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both: An identity.
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- [chuckles]
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You have no idea how nice it is
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just to talk to someone who-- who just gets it.
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[gong sounds]
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- That's the fourth period gong.
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It's good to see you.
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- Yeah, it was good to see you, too.
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- I heard she's having tigers flown in
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just for the night.
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Tigers, Amy!
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Ask Shane to get us in.
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I would, but I don't want to give him the satisfaction.
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- I spill way too much to be in an all-white environment.
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Plus, I don't really feel like talking to Shane right now.
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- Fine, we'll stay in.
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But I get to pick the movie.
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One more depressing documentary,
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and I might become a Democrat.
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- Why don't you want to talk to me?
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- You know why.
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- Amy, you can't be upset with me about lunch.
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I fully intend on sitting with you tomorrow.
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I picked Karma because I knew you were evolved
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and you wouldn't make a big deal about it.
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- Trust me, I'm not making a big deal about it.
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You can sit with Karma every day if you want.
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Matter of fact, you can sit with her all year.
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- [scoffs] Look, I am on your side.
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Karma isn't thinking clearly.
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I think it's because she lacks the grounding influence
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of your nightly check-ins before bed.
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Hey, isn't tomorrow the premiere of "Dance Moms"?
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You two could watch it together.
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You could just say you're sorry.
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- It is supposed to be the most drama-filled season yet.
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- You went away for the summer to save your friendship.
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Why walk away now?
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Be the bigger person.
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- Yeah, Amy.
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Give up on your principles and chase after Karma,
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just like you always do.
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While you're at it, why don't you just
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
fall back in love with her all over again?
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- No, I left town to save our friendship.
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And to do that, I need to have boundaries.
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There's no way I'm making the first move.
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- Why would I make the first move?
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- You have Dylan.
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And more importantly, you have me.
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Amy's stuck with Lauren.
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- And why is that my fault? - Ow!
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I'm not saying it was.
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I'm just saying, I know how much she misses you.
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She told me.
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- She did?
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- Through body language.
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She's hoping you two make up
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before the season premiere of "Dance Moms."
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- It is supposed to be the most drama-filled season yet.
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- Maybe you should just drop this whole thing.
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After all, Amy did fall in love with you.
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- Everyone always takes Amy's side.
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But it's not like I wanted this to happen.
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And from the second I found out about her feelings,
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I've done everything I can to make sure
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our friendship survived,
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including forgiving her for sleeping with Liam.
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I didn't just run away when things got hard.
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- Ah! - I'm sorry.
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- That's exactly what I told Amy.
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- You did? - Yeah.
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- What did she say?
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- She asked me to make sure
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that you go to Zita's white party
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because she is ready to apologize.
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- Seriously?
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That's a weird place for her to choose.
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- I thought so too, but she insisted.
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- Okay.
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I'm gonna go wash your feet off my hands,
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and then we have to discuss outfit ideas.
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- Yay.
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[cell phone clicking, bloops]
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[Phase's "I'm in Love with My Life" playing]
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- ♪ I'm in love with my life ♪
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- My first white party-- fancy.
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And not nearly as racist as it sounds.
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- I'm so glad you changed your mind.
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You seemed so opposed.
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- Well, I just felt like I would kick myself
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if I didn't see the tigers.
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Where are they?
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- Quick selfie for my followers.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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They appreciate my aspirational lifestyle.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ You know it ♪
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- Okay, got my pic. Let's go.
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- Wait. We just got here.
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And...I didn't even get to use my stain stick yet.
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- You don't want to spend the whole night avoiding
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she-who-won't-be-named- and-shouldn't-be-here.
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- Well, maybe I don't have to.
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Apparently, Karma is ready to put this all behind us.
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And I didn't even have to cave.
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Yay, principles.
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- Let me guess-- Shane told you this.
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Will you excuse me?
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- ♪ Come and lose yourself a little while ♪
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- Dance with me, starfish.
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- Uh...
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I think I should stay in this general vicinity,
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you know, just in case someone needs to talk.
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I'm a safe space.
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- I dig how selfless you are.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I'm in love with my life ♪
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- ♪ Come and lose yourself ♪
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- Oh, yay.
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I see Karma's here.
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- ♪ Take a chance ♪
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- Oh, uh, yeah.
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Shane must've invited her. - Great.
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Then she won't miss your big surprise.
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- Wait, what are you talking about?
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- ♪ I'm in love with my, I'm in love with my ♪
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- Hello. Everyone, good evening,.
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Hi. Thank you so much for coming.
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Uh, slight change of plans.
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Tonight's white party is actually...
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Liam Booker's surprise Bar Mitzvah!
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[upbeat Jewish music]
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- Oh, my God.
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♪ ♪
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- Not too bad for a shiksa, right?
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I just wanted to show you that I get it.
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- Yeah, this is...
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Wow. [chuckles]
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Whoo, a-a Bar Mitzvah.
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Oh, you.
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- I knew you'd love it.
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Okay, I'll be right back.
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I got a few more surprises up my sleeve.
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- What did you do now?
- [sighs] I got gelt on my shirt.
- What did you do now?
- No, Amy said you told her Karma's backing down,
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but I'm not buying it.
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What's your scheme? - Glad you asked.
- What did you do now?
For this challenge, I knew simple would work best.
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Karma and Amy are dying to get back together,
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but they're both too stubborn to back down.
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I knew I just had to get them in the same room and, voila!
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- And you think they're just gonna make up?
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- What show have you been watching?
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Those two can't stay mad at each other.
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It's only a matter of time before their teary reunion.
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Oh, here we go.
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[playful music]
- What did you do now?
Grab your Kleenex.
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♪ ♪
- What did you do now?
- Hey. - Hey.
- What did you do now?
- So...
- What did you do now?
- So...
- What did you do now?
- So?
- What did you do now?
- So?
- What did you do now?
- So!
- What did you do now?
- So?
- What did you do now?
- So...
- What did you do now?
- So...
- What did you do now?
- So! - So!
- What did you do now?
- So? - So!
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♪ ♪
- What did you do now?
- Looks like your plan was just a little too simple,
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just like you. - [scoffs]
- What did you do now?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- There aren't many Bar Mitzvahs on Maui.
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Are they always this crazy?
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- This one is definitely all bar and no mitzvah.
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It's a joke. Never mind.
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- Hey! May I cut in?
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- Go right ahead.
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I'm gonna grab a bagel and carbo-load for this funkfest
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that's about to unfold.
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- Do it, brah. - Yay.
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You lied to me, Shane!
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Amy didn't apologize!
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- Apparently, she had a micro-stroke
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and couldn't stop saying "so."
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- Enough!
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And even if she did apologize, it wouldn't matter,
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because I am done.
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- Oh, please!
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We all know you're gonna get back together.
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- You don't know that.
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Friendships end.
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We had a good run, and we made some great memories,
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but I've moved on.
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- If that's true, then why do you still have
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her EpiPen in your purse?
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- Like she's the only person here with a severe nut allergy.
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- Mazel tov, Booker.
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This is my first Bar Mitzvah.
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I heard we're supposed to do this.
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Don't spend it all in one place.
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- No, I can't take your money!
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This isn't a real Bar Mitzvah.
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- Liam, have you tried the bacon-wrapped scallops?
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Who invented these things?
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- Not the Jews.
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Shellfish and pork are not kosher.
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- Oh. - I'll be right back.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Zita. Do you have a second?
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Can we talk? - There he is--
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the man of the hour!
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Um, boys?
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Boys, can you drop the curtain?
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[playful music]
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- Dude, you got to show me your ab regimen.
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- [laughs] That's funny.
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We'll be right back.
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Let's go this way.
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This is such a fun party you've thrown me.
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- Ah, such a fun Bar Mitzvah. - That's the thing.
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You realize this isn't an actual Bar Mitzvah, right?
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- Sure it is.
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I grew up in Scarsdale. I went to tons of them.
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And all my friends wished they could skip
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the boring Hebrew classes and get to the fun part.
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And you get to.
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- The boring part is why I'm doing this.
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I want to connect to my dad and my heritage.
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I don't care about the stupid party.
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How can you say you get it if you don't get that?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Well, I do now.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- I can't believe I was so close to caving.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- But you didn't. That's progress.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
And now you know to avoid Shane.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
He cannot be trusted. - Mm-mm.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Speak of the devil.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Amy, I'm sorry for lying to you.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I tried to meddle, and I just made things worse.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I feel terrible.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Beware his forked tongue.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- So, to show you how sorry I am,
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I brought you this Jewish doughnut.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
You're favorite.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- You know me so well. - [laughs]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Nuh! - Lauren!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- There are nuts in this!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
He was trying to poison you!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- [gasps] - Okay, let's not exaggerate.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Amy was never going to die,
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
because Karma was going to swoop in and rescue her.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
She still keeps Amy's EpiPen in her purse.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Aw, she does? - Yeah, how sweet, right?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Caving.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Amy, who are you gonna listen to--
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
me or the guy who just tried to kill you?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- [sighs]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Excuse me while I go wash off this nut dust and betrayal.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Really, Shane?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
That was a little desperate. - I'm just trying to help her.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Karma and Amy need to get back together.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Why--so you don't have to choose who to sit with at lunch?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Exactly.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Because the longer this goes on, the more likely it is
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
that I will have to choose one of them one day for good.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
And I don't want to have to do that.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
But you wouldn't understand. You've never had two friends.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Karma and Amy aren't friends.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
They're a giant ball of chaos that leaves nothing but pain
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
and devastation in its wake.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I think Amy would be better off investing in new relationships.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Like yours?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- I wasn't referencing me specifically,
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
but, yes, I could be a part of that group.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Lauren, I say this to you as a friend...ly person.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Don't get too used to being Amy's number one.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Karma and Amy will make up, and soon you'll be back
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
to being number two--
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
three.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Honestly, it's more like four.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- God, I wish men had to experience this just once.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Do you mind if I cut?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I just touched some nuts.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I'm just washing my hands!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- I'm glad I'm not the only one with this idea.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Yay, women's rights.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
[toilet flushes]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
[tense music]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- [humming]
Uh, I'm gonna go.
[both giggle]
- So this party's crazy, huh?
- Yeah.
- So this party's crazy, huh?
It's like it's all bar and no mitzvah.
- So this party's crazy, huh?
- Here.
[solemn music]
- Here.
- Thanks.
- Here.
♪ ♪
- Here.
[door opens]
- Here.
[sighs]
- Here.
- Hey. Can we talk? I need to vent.
- Here.
- Sure.
- Here.
Though I think your people would call it "kvetching."
- Here.
- Hey, you see how ridiculous this is, right?
- Here.
I mean, how can Zita not see that this isn't a Bar Mitzvah?
- Here.
And you know what?
- Here.
It's borderline offensive to my people.
- Here.
- [laughs] Okay, slow down, Moses.
- Here.
Give the poor girl some credit.
- Here.
She may not understand what you're going through,
- Here.
but at least she cares enough about you
- Here.
to try and celebrate it.
- Here.
- ♪ Where have I gone? ♪
- Here.
- Yeah, maybe you're right.
- Here.
- Trust me--fighting doesn't solve anything.
- Here.
It just keeps you apart.
- Here.
And isn't it better to be together?
- Here.
- [chuckles]
- Here.
Oh, man, I am such an idiot.
- Here.
- Just go to her and tell her
- Here.
you're ready to put all of this behind you.
- Here.
- I will.
- Here.
Thanks, Karma.
- Here.
- What was all that about?
- Here.
- Shane, I'm ready to put this all behind me.
- Here.
- With Liam?
- Here.
- No. Well, I mean, yes.
- Here.
But, no, with Amy.
- Here.
We just had the best time in the men's room.
- Here.
- I'm not sure how to respond to that.
- Here.
- She cracked the same joke I did.
- Here.
It's a sign.
- Here.
I don't want to keep fighting. I just want our friendship back.
- Here.
- I did it.
- Here.
Maybe you should go grab her and drag her to the dance floor?
- Here.
- I've got a better idea.
- Here.
Got a 20? I need to bribe the DJ.
- Here.
- Huh?
- Here.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, Zita. Can we talk?
[upbeat music]
- Look, I get this isn't a real Bar Mitzvah,
[upbeat music]
but everyone here expects you to have that moment
[upbeat music]
where you get lifted up in the stupid chair.
[upbeat music]
So could you just suck it up and do it?
[upbeat music]
- Look, I'm sorry, okay?
[upbeat music]
I was focused on everything you were doing wrong,
[upbeat music]
and a friend helped me see all the things you're doing right.
[upbeat music]
You're trying, and what I should have said is...
[upbeat music]
thank you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Wait. Which friend?
[upbeat music]
- This is one of those times I wish I didn't hate lying.
[upbeat music]
- Of course it was Karma.
[upbeat music]
["Hava Nagila" playing]
[upbeat music]
- No, no, no, guys! Put me down!
[upbeat music]
- What are the chances that she and I would sneak
[upbeat music]
into the men's bathroom at the same time?
[upbeat music]
The universe wants us to make up!
[upbeat music]
- No! The universe wants you to stop using men's restrooms.
[upbeat music]
Okay, Amy, listen to me.
[upbeat music]
You are just looking for reasons to cave.
[upbeat music]
- Maybe I should.
[upbeat music]
I was gonna leave for the summer without saying good-bye.
[upbeat music]
I don't think it's caving if I just apologize for that.
[upbeat music]
- That is a gateway apology!
[upbeat music]
You have got to hold your ground.
[upbeat music]
- Lauren, you need to back off a little.
[upbeat music]
I know you don't like Karma, but she's my best friend.
[upbeat music]
- Okay, no--
[upbeat music]
It is not that I don't like Karma.
[upbeat music]
It's that I don't like how she hurts you.
[upbeat music]
She plays mind games.
[upbeat music]
- She does not.
[upbeat music]
- What about that kiss in the pool?
[upbeat music]
- She was drunk. She hardly remembers it.
[upbeat music]
- But you can't forget it.
[upbeat music]
Every time you try and move on, she sucks you back in,
[upbeat music]
only to hurt you over and over and over.
[upbeat music]
So you do what you want, but I can't stand by
[upbeat music]
and watch you get hurt one more time.
[upbeat music]
- Karma would never hurt me on purpose.
[upbeat music]
[Paula Abdul's "Straight Up" playing]
[upbeat music]
That's our song.
[upbeat music]
Karma's making the first move.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Amy, wait.
[upbeat music]
- It took Karma to help you appreciate me?
[upbeat music]
I hired a PI to find your dad.
[upbeat music]
I flew you to Jerusalem so you could meet your family.
[upbeat music]
But nothing I do matters, because apparently,
[upbeat music]
I'll never get you like Karma.
[upbeat music]
- Guys, will you put me down?
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Baby, I'm moving ♪ - ♪ Moving ♪
[upbeat music]
- That is not how I feel. - I heard you say it.
[upbeat music]
You butt-dialed me at lunch. - No, I want to be with you.
[upbeat music]
Karma?
[upbeat music]
No, no, no, that came out wrong.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, Liam, did you happen to see Amy when you were up there?
[upbeat music]
- I think you're only with me because you can't be with her.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Love me forever ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ When I'm caught in a hit-and-run ♪
[upbeat music]
- See? Mind games.
[upbeat music]
- Let's upload that video.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Or are you just having fun? ♪
[upbeat music]
- What the hell was that?
[upbeat music]
- Jealous?
[upbeat music]
He's all yours.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Want to love me forever ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- Babe, I love this song.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Straight up now tell me ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ Is it gonna be you and me together? ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Or are you just having fun? ♪
[upbeat music]
- We have 30,000 views.
[upbeat music]
Don't let her play mind games.
[upbeat music]
Remember, she deserved this.
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, you're right. - What the hell, Amy?
[upbeat music]
You want a villain? You're gonna get one.
[upbeat music]
- I thought you were like me-- chill, drama-free.
[upbeat music]
- I am.
[upbeat music]
- Fights between best friends turn ugly quick.
[upbeat music]
You two know each other's darkest secrets.
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music]
- How I've missed talking about Karma with you.
- Karma and I became friends.
- Karma is just doing what she always does--
- Karma and I became friends.
changing who she is to fit in with the cool crowd.
- Karma and I became friends.
I'm back, and I'm over you. We should be celebrating!
- Karma and I became friends.
- Not until you own what you did!
- Karma and I became friends.
- I won't apologize for leaving!
- Karma and I became friends.
- You okay?
- Karma and I became friends.
- It's all good.
- Karma and I became friends.
- Here we are at your public high school
that you choose to go to for reasons I will never comprehend.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Summer can't last forever. - Why not?
- Here we are at your public high school
It's always summer at our house in the Maldives.
- Here we are at your public high school
We can bring my tutor, Katja.
- Here we are at your public high school
- I couldn't leave Shane.
- Here we are at your public high school
He'd have no one to validate him.
- Here we are at your public high school
- I'm guessing you'll see Karma in there too.
- Here we are at your public high school
How you feeling about that?
- Here we are at your public high school
- Karma who?
- Here we are at your public high school
- [chuckles] Good answer.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Thank you for this summer,
- Here we are at your public high school
for letting me crash at your place...
- Here we are at your public high school
For all of it. - It was my pleasure...
- Here we are at your public high school
sometimes multiple pleasures.
- Here we are at your public high school
[laughs] But remember, nothing comes for free.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Oh, yeah? What do you want?
- Here we are at your public high school
- Your ass at dinner next Tuesday.
- Here we are at your public high school
My friend Petal is getting out of Betty Ford,
- Here we are at your public high school
and she's gonna be dying for sushi
- Here we are at your public high school
and, let's be honest, sake.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Tuesday's bad, because...drumroll...
- Here we are at your public high school
[imitating drumroll]
- Here we are at your public high school
I have my first Bar Mitzvah class.
- Here we are at your public high school
- [laughs]
- Here we are at your public high school
Oh, [bleep], you weren't kidding?
- Here we are at your public high school
- No, think it might help me feel close to my dad.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Yeah, totally.
- Here we are at your public high school
Uh, nothing weird about that.
- Here we are at your public high school
I can move Petal to Thursday.
- Here we are at your public high school
Let me guess, Bar Mitzvah class.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Don't worry. Saturday nights-- they're all yours, okay?
- Here we are at your public high school
[clears throat]
- Here we are at your public high school
And I'm looking forward to your white party.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Good. Don't forget to invite your friends.
- Here we are at your public high school
Have Shane do it if you're too busy being Jewish.
- Here we are at your public high school
- ♪ Just the way I like ♪
- Here we are at your public high school
- Hester!
- Here we are at your public high school
We are back!
- Here we are at your public high school
After our victory over the school board,
- Here we are at your public high school
we are better than ever.
- Here we are at your public high school
And this year, we're not holding back.
- Here we are at your public high school
We're gonna show America what's possible...
- Here we are at your public high school
[gong sounds]
- Here we are at your public high school
From our brand-new hydroponic herb garden in the cafeteria
- Here we are at your public high school
to our solar-powered charging stations in the quad.
- Here we are at your public high school
But Hester isn't just changing on the outside.
- Here we are at your public high school
We are changing on the inside.
- Here we are at your public high school
We're becoming the most open, accepting,
- Here we are at your public high school
emotionally safe high school on the planet.
- Here we are at your public high school
How? By remembering our new motto--
- Here we are at your public high school
sustainability, tolerance, innovation.
- Here we are at your public high school
S-T-I!
- Here we are at your public high school
And with your help, we'll share our STI with the world!
- Here we are at your public high school
- How did nobody catch that?
- Here we are at your public high school
- 10 bucks says she makes hugging mandatory.
- Here we are at your public high school
- [laughs] Or recycles our urine into drinking water.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Ugh. If she does, I am moving back to Dallas.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Nope. Not allowed.
- Here we are at your public high school
[somber music]
- Here we are at your public high school
- Let's go eat outside.
- Here we are at your public high school
With climate change, who knows how much longer
- Here we are at your public high school
we'll be able to?
- Here we are at your public high school
- She looks sad.
- Here we are at your public high school
I think I really hurt her feelings.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Oh, my God, how are you already caving?
- Here we are at your public high school
- I'm not caving.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Amy, you don't owe Karma an apology.
- Here we are at your public high school
You did what you needed to do to take care of yourself.
- Here we are at your public high school
You evolved, remember?
- Here we are at your public high school
- I know, but it's just hard not to devolve
- Here we are at your public high school
when she's right there.
- Here we are at your public high school
- What if we make her disappear?
- Here we are at your public high school
- Okay, now you're creeping me out.
- Here we are at your public high school
- We leak that video you showed me.
- Here we are at your public high school
She'd have no choice but to homeschool.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Okay, Lauren, I'm mad at Karma, okay?
- Here we are at your public high school
But I don't want to destroy her.
- Here we are at your public high school
Eventually, we're gonna make up.
- Here we are at your public high school
- My way's more fun, but whatever.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Is that what happened to Lisbeth?
- Here we are at your public high school
- [laughs]
- Here we are at your public high school
No, she's looking this way.
- Here we are at your public high school
Look like you're having fun.
- Here we are at your public high school
[both laughing]
- Here we are at your public high school
[upbeat music]
- Here we are at your public high school
- Oh, like I can't see through that.
- Here we are at your public high school
- See through what?
- Here we are at your public high school
- Oh, uh, just working on some new song lyrics.
- Here we are at your public high school
It's all good.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Babe, you've been giving off some really
- Here we are at your public high school
intense energy lately.
- Here we are at your public high school
What happened to my chill girl from this summer?
- Here we are at your public high school
- She's still here!
- Here we are at your public high school
She's got a tattoo to prove it.
- Here we are at your public high school
She's just dealing with a friend who hurt her.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Oh, babe, that's rough.
- Here we are at your public high school
- It is rough. Thank you.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Forgiveness is a bitch.
- Here we are at your public high school
But once you do it, you'll both be set free.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Well, how can I forgive her if she won't apologize?
- Here we are at your public high school
- Now, see, thinking like that is the cause of suffering.
- Here we are at your public high school
Have you tried meditation?
- Here we are at your public high school
It can really help your mind shift.
- Here we are at your public high school
- Yeah, I'm sure that's the answer.
- Here we are at your public high school
- I'm just gonna take these too.
- Here we are at your public high school
Thank you.
- Here we are at your public high school
♪ ♪
- Here we are at your public high school
both: Shane!
- Here we are at your public high school
♪ ♪
- Here we are at your public high school
- [chuckles nervously]
- Here we are at your public high school
I'm just gonna sit over here.
- Here we are at your public high school
[softly] I'm sorry.
- Here we are at your public high school
[laughs]
- Here we are at your public high school
Hi.
- Here we are at your public high school
- [scoffs]
- Here we are at your public high school
- Still feeling evolved?
- Here we are at your public high school
- Yep.
- Here we are at your public high school
Couldn't care less.
- Here we are at your public high school
[indie rock music]
♪ ♪
[indie rock music]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a maple leaf headed for... ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Wow. - Wow good or wow bad?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Wow great.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Liam Booker, what can't you do with a paintbrush?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Bring my dead dad back to life.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Sorry. That was a joke.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
But, yeah, it's kind of what this piece is about.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Shane told me.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I'm so sorry.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Thanks.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
But, you know, it's not like I ever met him.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Yeah, but I know how much you wanted to connect with him.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Yeah, I still do.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Which is why I signed up for Bar Mitzvah classes.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Shalom.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Look. - Wow. That's amazing.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Liam? - Thanks.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Liam, you butt-dialed me again.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Really, fantastic. I kind of grew up Jewish.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
My parents are pan-spiritual, so we celebrate everything.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Judaism's my favorite, though.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
It feels like less of a religion and more like...
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
both: An identity.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- [chuckles]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
You have no idea how nice it is
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
just to talk to someone who-- who just gets it.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
[gong sounds]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- That's the fourth period gong.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
It's good to see you.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Yeah, it was good to see you, too.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- I heard she's having tigers flown in
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
just for the night.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Tigers, Amy!
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Ask Shane to get us in.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I would, but I don't want to give him the satisfaction.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- I spill way too much to be in an all-white environment.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Plus, I don't really feel like talking to Shane right now.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Fine, we'll stay in.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
But I get to pick the movie.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
One more depressing documentary,
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
and I might become a Democrat.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Why don't you want to talk to me?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- You know why.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Amy, you can't be upset with me about lunch.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I fully intend on sitting with you tomorrow.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I picked Karma because I knew you were evolved
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
and you wouldn't make a big deal about it.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Trust me, I'm not making a big deal about it.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
You can sit with Karma every day if you want.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Matter of fact, you can sit with her all year.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- [scoffs] Look, I am on your side.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Karma isn't thinking clearly.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I think it's because she lacks the grounding influence
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
of your nightly check-ins before bed.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Hey, isn't tomorrow the premiere of "Dance Moms"?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
You two could watch it together.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
You could just say you're sorry.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- It is supposed to be the most drama-filled season yet.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- You went away for the summer to save your friendship.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Why walk away now?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Be the bigger person.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Yeah, Amy.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Give up on your principles and chase after Karma,
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
just like you always do.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
While you're at it, why don't you just
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
fall back in love with her all over again?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- No, I left town to save our friendship.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
And to do that, I need to have boundaries.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
There's no way I'm making the first move.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Why would I make the first move?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- You have Dylan.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
And more importantly, you have me.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Amy's stuck with Lauren.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- And why is that my fault? - Ow!
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I'm not saying it was.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I'm just saying, I know how much she misses you.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
She told me.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- She did?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Through body language.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
She's hoping you two make up
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
before the season premiere of "Dance Moms."
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- It is supposed to be the most drama-filled season yet.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Maybe you should just drop this whole thing.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
After all, Amy did fall in love with you.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Everyone always takes Amy's side.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
But it's not like I wanted this to happen.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
And from the second I found out about her feelings,
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I've done everything I can to make sure
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
our friendship survived,
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
including forgiving her for sleeping with Liam.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I didn't just run away when things got hard.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Ah! - I'm sorry.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- That's exactly what I told Amy.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- You did? - Yeah.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- What did she say?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- She asked me to make sure
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
that you go to Zita's white party
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
because she is ready to apologize.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Seriously?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
That's a weird place for her to choose.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- I thought so too, but she insisted.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Okay.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I'm gonna go wash your feet off my hands,
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
and then we have to discuss outfit ideas.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Yay.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
[cell phone clicking, bloops]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
[Phase's "I'm in Love with My Life" playing]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- ♪ I'm in love with my life ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- My first white party-- fancy.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
And not nearly as racist as it sounds.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- I'm so glad you changed your mind.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
You seemed so opposed.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Well, I just felt like I would kick myself
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
if I didn't see the tigers.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Where are they?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Quick selfie for my followers.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
[camera shutter clicks]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
They appreciate my aspirational lifestyle.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- ♪ You know it ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Okay, got my pic. Let's go.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Wait. We just got here.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
And...I didn't even get to use my stain stick yet.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- You don't want to spend the whole night avoiding
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
she-who-won't-be-named- and-shouldn't-be-here.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Well, maybe I don't have to.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Apparently, Karma is ready to put this all behind us.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
And I didn't even have to cave.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Yay, principles.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Let me guess-- Shane told you this.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Will you excuse me?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- ♪ Come and lose yourself a little while ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Dance with me, starfish.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Uh...
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I think I should stay in this general vicinity,
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
you know, just in case someone needs to talk.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I'm a safe space.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- I dig how selfless you are.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- ♪ I'm in love with my life ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- ♪ Come and lose yourself ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Oh, yay.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I see Karma's here.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- ♪ Take a chance ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Oh, uh, yeah.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Shane must've invited her. - Great.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Then she won't miss your big surprise.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Wait, what are you talking about?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- ♪ I'm in love with my, I'm in love with my ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Hello. Everyone, good evening,.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Hi. Thank you so much for coming.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Uh, slight change of plans.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Tonight's white party is actually...
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Liam Booker's surprise Bar Mitzvah!
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
[upbeat Jewish music]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Not too bad for a shiksa, right?
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I just wanted to show you that I get it.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- Yeah, this is...
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Wow. [chuckles]
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Whoo, a-a Bar Mitzvah.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Oh, you.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- I knew you'd love it.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
Okay, I'll be right back.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
I got a few more surprises up my sleeve.
- ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪
- What did you do now?
- [sighs] I got gelt on my shirt.
- What did you do now?
- No, Amy said you told her Karma's backing down,
- What did you do now?
but I'm not buying it.
- What did you do now?
What's your scheme? - Glad you asked.
- What did you do now?
For this challenge, I knew simple would work best.
- What did you do now?
Karma and Amy are dying to get back together,
- What did you do now?
but they're both too stubborn to back down.
- What did you do now?
I knew I just had to get them in the same room and, voila!
- What did you do now?
- And you think they're just gonna make up?
- What did you do now?
- What show have you been watching?
- What did you do now?
Those two can't stay mad at each other.
- What did you do now?
It's only a matter of time before their teary reunion.
- What did you do now?
Oh, here we go.
- What did you do now?
[playful music]
- What did you do now?
Grab your Kleenex.
- What did you do now?
♪ ♪
- What did you do now?
- Hey. - Hey.
- What did you do now?
- So...
- What did you do now?
- So...
- What did you do now?
- So?
- What did you do now?
- So?
- What did you do now?
- So!
- What did you do now?
- So?
- What did you do now?
- So...
- What did you do now?
- So...
- What did you do now?
- So! - So!
- What did you do now?
- So? - So!
- What did you do now?
♪ ♪
- What did you do now?
- Looks like your plan was just a little too simple,
- What did you do now?
just like you. - [scoffs]
- What did you do now?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- There aren't many Bar Mitzvahs on Maui.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Are they always this crazy?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- This one is definitely all bar and no mitzvah.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
It's a joke. Never mind.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Hey! May I cut in?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Go right ahead.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I'm gonna grab a bagel and carbo-load for this funkfest
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
that's about to unfold.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Do it, brah. - Yay.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
You lied to me, Shane!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Amy didn't apologize!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Apparently, she had a micro-stroke
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
and couldn't stop saying "so."
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Enough!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
And even if she did apologize, it wouldn't matter,
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
because I am done.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Oh, please!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
We all know you're gonna get back together.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- You don't know that.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Friendships end.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
We had a good run, and we made some great memories,
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
but I've moved on.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- If that's true, then why do you still have
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
her EpiPen in your purse?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Like she's the only person here with a severe nut allergy.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Mazel tov, Booker.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
This is my first Bar Mitzvah.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I heard we're supposed to do this.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Don't spend it all in one place.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- No, I can't take your money!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
This isn't a real Bar Mitzvah.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Liam, have you tried the bacon-wrapped scallops?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Who invented these things?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Not the Jews.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Shellfish and pork are not kosher.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Oh. - I'll be right back.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Hey, Zita. Do you have a second?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Can we talk? - There he is--
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
the man of the hour!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Um, boys?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Boys, can you drop the curtain?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
[playful music]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Dude, you got to show me your ab regimen.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- [laughs] That's funny.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
We'll be right back.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Let's go this way.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
This is such a fun party you've thrown me.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Ah, such a fun Bar Mitzvah. - That's the thing.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
You realize this isn't an actual Bar Mitzvah, right?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Sure it is.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I grew up in Scarsdale. I went to tons of them.
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And all my friends wished they could skip
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
the boring Hebrew classes and get to the fun part.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
And you get to.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- The boring part is why I'm doing this.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I want to connect to my dad and my heritage.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I don't care about the stupid party.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
How can you say you get it if you don't get that?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Well, I do now.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- I can't believe I was so close to caving.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- But you didn't. That's progress.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
And now you know to avoid Shane.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
He cannot be trusted. - Mm-mm.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Speak of the devil.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Amy, I'm sorry for lying to you.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I tried to meddle, and I just made things worse.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I feel terrible.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Beware his forked tongue.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- So, to show you how sorry I am,
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I brought you this Jewish doughnut.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
You're favorite.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- You know me so well. - [laughs]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Nuh! - Lauren!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- There are nuts in this!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
He was trying to poison you!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- [gasps] - Okay, let's not exaggerate.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Amy was never going to die,
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
because Karma was going to swoop in and rescue her.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
She still keeps Amy's EpiPen in her purse.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Aw, she does? - Yeah, how sweet, right?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Caving.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Amy, who are you gonna listen to--
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
me or the guy who just tried to kill you?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- [sighs]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Excuse me while I go wash off this nut dust and betrayal.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Really, Shane?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
That was a little desperate. - I'm just trying to help her.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Karma and Amy need to get back together.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Why--so you don't have to choose who to sit with at lunch?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Exactly.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Because the longer this goes on, the more likely it is
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
that I will have to choose one of them one day for good.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
And I don't want to have to do that.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
But you wouldn't understand. You've never had two friends.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Karma and Amy aren't friends.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
They're a giant ball of chaos that leaves nothing but pain
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
and devastation in its wake.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I think Amy would be better off investing in new relationships.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Like yours?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- I wasn't referencing me specifically,
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
but, yes, I could be a part of that group.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Lauren, I say this to you as a friend...ly person.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Don't get too used to being Amy's number one.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Karma and Amy will make up, and soon you'll be back
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
to being number two--
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three.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Honestly, it's more like four.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- God, I wish men had to experience this just once.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
Do you mind if I cut?
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I just touched some nuts.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
I'm just washing my hands!
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- I'm glad I'm not the only one with this idea.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- Yay, women's rights.
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
[toilet flushes]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
[tense music]
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I've made up my mind ♪
- [humming]
Uh, I'm gonna go.
[both giggle]
- So this party's crazy, huh?
- Yeah.
- So this party's crazy, huh?
It's like it's all bar and no mitzvah.
- So this party's crazy, huh?
- Here.
[solemn music]
- Here.
- Thanks.
- Here.
♪ ♪
- Here.
[door opens]
- Here.
[sighs]
- Here.
- Hey. Can we talk? I need to vent.
- Here.
- Sure.
- Here.
Though I think your people would call it "kvetching."
- Here.
- Hey, you see how ridiculous this is, right?
- Here.
I mean, how can Zita not see that this isn't a Bar Mitzvah?
- Here.
And you know what?
- Here.
It's borderline offensive to my people.
- Here.
- [laughs] Okay, slow down, Moses.
- Here.
Give the poor girl some credit.
- Here.
She may not understand what you're going through,
- Here.
but at least she cares enough about you
- Here.
to try and celebrate it.
- Here.
- ♪ Where have I gone? ♪
- Here.
- Yeah, maybe you're right.
- Here.
- Trust me--fighting doesn't solve anything.
- Here.
It just keeps you apart.
- Here.
And isn't it better to be together?
- Here.
- [chuckles]
- Here.
Oh, man, I am such an idiot.
- Here.
- Just go to her and tell her
- Here.
you're ready to put all of this behind you.
- Here.
- I will.
- Here.
Thanks, Karma.
- Here.
- What was all that about?
- Here.
- Shane, I'm ready to put this all behind me.
- Here.
- With Liam?
- Here.
- No. Well, I mean, yes.
- Here.
But, no, with Amy.
- Here.
We just had the best time in the men's room.
- Here.
- I'm not sure how to respond to that.
- Here.
- She cracked the same joke I did.
- Here.
It's a sign.
- Here.
I don't want to keep fighting. I just want our friendship back.
- Here.
- I did it.
- Here.
Maybe you should go grab her and drag her to the dance floor?
- Here.
- I've got a better idea.
- Here.
Got a 20? I need to bribe the DJ.
- Here.
- Huh?
- Here.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, Zita. Can we talk?
[upbeat music]
- Look, I get this isn't a real Bar Mitzvah,
[upbeat music]
but everyone here expects you to have that moment
[upbeat music]
where you get lifted up in the stupid chair.
[upbeat music]
So could you just suck it up and do it?
[upbeat music]
- Look, I'm sorry, okay?
[upbeat music]
I was focused on everything you were doing wrong,
[upbeat music]
and a friend helped me see all the things you're doing right.
[upbeat music]
You're trying, and what I should have said is...
[upbeat music]
thank you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Wait. Which friend?
[upbeat music]
- This is one of those times I wish I didn't hate lying.
[upbeat music]
- Of course it was Karma.
[upbeat music]
["Hava Nagila" playing]
[upbeat music]
- No, no, no, guys! Put me down!
[upbeat music]
- What are the chances that she and I would sneak
[upbeat music]
into the men's bathroom at the same time?
[upbeat music]
The universe wants us to make up!
[upbeat music]
- No! The universe wants you to stop using men's restrooms.
[upbeat music]
Okay, Amy, listen to me.
[upbeat music]
You are just looking for reasons to cave.
[upbeat music]
- Maybe I should.
[upbeat music]
I was gonna leave for the summer without saying good-bye.
[upbeat music]
I don't think it's caving if I just apologize for that.
[upbeat music]
- That is a gateway apology!
[upbeat music]
You have got to hold your ground.
[upbeat music]
- Lauren, you need to back off a little.
[upbeat music]
I know you don't like Karma, but she's my best friend.
[upbeat music]
- Okay, no--
[upbeat music]
It is not that I don't like Karma.
[upbeat music]
It's that I don't like how she hurts you.
[upbeat music]
She plays mind games.
[upbeat music]
- She does not.
[upbeat music]
- What about that kiss in the pool?
[upbeat music]
- She was drunk. She hardly remembers it.
[upbeat music]
- But you can't forget it.
[upbeat music]
Every time you try and move on, she sucks you back in,
[upbeat music]
only to hurt you over and over and over.
[upbeat music]
So you do what you want, but I can't stand by
[upbeat music]
and watch you get hurt one more time.
[upbeat music]
- Karma would never hurt me on purpose.
[upbeat music]
[Paula Abdul's "Straight Up" playing]
[upbeat music]
That's our song.
[upbeat music]
Karma's making the first move.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Amy, wait.
[upbeat music]
- It took Karma to help you appreciate me?
[upbeat music]
I hired a PI to find your dad.
[upbeat music]
I flew you to Jerusalem so you could meet your family.
[upbeat music]
But nothing I do matters, because apparently,
[upbeat music]
I'll never get you like Karma.
[upbeat music]
- Guys, will you put me down?
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Baby, I'm moving ♪ - ♪ Moving ♪
[upbeat music]
- That is not how I feel. - I heard you say it.
[upbeat music]
You butt-dialed me at lunch. - No, I want to be with you.
[upbeat music]
Karma?
[upbeat music]
No, no, no, that came out wrong.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, Liam, did you happen to see Amy when you were up there?
[upbeat music]
- I think you're only with me because you can't be with her.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Love me forever ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ When I'm caught in a hit-and-run ♪
[upbeat music]
- See? Mind games.
[upbeat music]
- Let's upload that video.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Or are you just having fun? ♪
[upbeat music]
- What the hell was that?
[upbeat music]
- Jealous?
[upbeat music]
He's all yours.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Want to love me forever ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- Babe, I love this song.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Straight up now tell me ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ Is it gonna be you and me together? ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Or are you just having fun? ♪
[upbeat music]
- We have 30,000 views.
[upbeat music]
Don't let her play mind games.
[upbeat music]
Remember, she deserved this.
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, you're right. - What the hell, Amy?
[upbeat music]
You want a villain? You're gonna get one.
[upbeat music]
- I thought you were like me-- chill, drama-free.
[upbeat music]
- I am.
[upbeat music]
- Fights between best friends turn ugly quick.
[upbeat music]
You two know each other's darkest secrets.
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music]