Faking It (2014–2016): Season 2, Episode 19 - The Deep End - full transcript
Lauren and Amy find themselves hosting a house party. Karma reinvents herself.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
For some real three-way fun?
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
As much as I love you,
I can't do this anymore.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
This is just the end?
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
I forbid you.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
You get to be happy
with felix.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
Liam gets to be happy.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
When is it my turn?
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
No eye contact.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
we keep the lights off.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh, ooh
oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh
ooh, ooh, ooh
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
ooh, ooh, ooh
oh, oh
ooh, ooh, ooh
Oh, hey,
I thought you could use
ooh, ooh, ooh
A little post-prom
pick-me-up.
ooh, ooh, ooh
I even had them
do that thing
ooh, ooh, ooh
Where they make a little leaf
in the foam.
ooh, ooh, ooh
See?
ooh, ooh, ooh
Thanks.
ooh, ooh, ooh
I'm sorry.
I overreacted
about that ridiculous threesome.
I'm sorry.
I don't know
what got into me.
I'm sorry.
We both know you'd never
go through with it.
I'm sorry.
Right,
and why do we know that?
I'm sorry.
Because you're not
that kind of girl.
I'm sorry.
Not that kind of girl.
I'm sorry.
Wow, thanks, amy.
I'm sorry.
Coffee and slut-shaming is such
a nice way to start the day.
I'm sorry.
That's not what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
Look, the threesome happened,
and it was fun.
I'm sorry.
I'd do it again, actually.
I'm sorry.
You...And shane...
I'm sorry.
I can see that
you're having trouble
I'm sorry.
Wrapping your mind
around this,
I'm sorry.
So let me walk you
through it.
I'm sorry.
So you guys want to get
this party started or what?
I'm sorry.
Don't have to ask me twice.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My turn.
I'm sorry.
Okay, now you two kiss.
Okay, now you two kiss.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
he did not say that.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
Okay, maybe I exaggerated
that last part.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
Here's how it
really went down,
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
If you know what I mean.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
mm-hmm.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
I think if I just
close my eyes and pretend
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
You're channing tatum,
I can do this.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
right back at ya.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
Wow, I can't believe
you actually did it.
Believe it.
And I have no regrets,
Except for the fact
that I probably
Should've stretched
beforehand.
I'm a little sore.
You certainly know how to make
a girl feel cheap.
Last night was amazing.
I just think I should
probably go back to shane's room
Last night was amazing.
Before he gets home
just in case he didn't...
Last night was amazing.
In case he didn't what?
Last night was amazing.
In case he didn't want me
to sleep with you.
Last night was amazing.
Please, I'm sure
he could care less.
Last night was amazing.
- Who wants donuts?
- See?
Last night was amazing.
Thanks, bromo.
Last night was amazing.
I need a shower.
Last night was amazing.
Last night
was very aerobic.
Last night was amazing.
Hmm.
Last night was amazing.
Drop the act. I know
you're not okay with this.
Last night was amazing.
Okay, I'll admit
I wasn't at first.
Last night was amazing.
But this morning I realized
I'm being a hypocrite.
Last night was amazing.
I can't be mad at you
for banging my sister
Last night was amazing.
When I was up all night
banging karma.
Last night was amazing.
Ooh!
Last night was amazing.
You actually did it?
Oh, I did.
You actually did it?
Multiple times.
You actually did it?
But I can see you're having
a hard time imagining it,
You actually did it?
So let me paint you
a picture.
You actually did it?
Now you two kiss.
You actually did it?
You actually did it?
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
What?
Karma did not say that.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Fine.
Slight exaggeration.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Here's what she really said.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
You're a really good kisser.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
I'm good at lots
of things.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Hmm.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Now I see.
Very clear.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Oh, I'm such an idiot.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
This must be making you
terribly uncomfortable.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Just like you said,
it would be hypocritical of me
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
To be upset since I had sex
with your sister,
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
And speaking of,
will you excuse me?
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
we're gonna go and do it again.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
This time in the shower.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And everyone
started applauding.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
It was just like
dirty dancing.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Except I'm way hotter
than pre-nose job jennifer grey.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
I just think you two
make a cute couple,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Especially after everything
theo put you through.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Can we please talk
about something else?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
- I had sex.
- Ooh, did it hurt?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
How long did it last?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Do you feel different now?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Leila, those questions
are personal.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
it's okay.
I want to talk about it.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
I'm a woman now.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Who'd have thought I'd lose
my virginity before you? Not me.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
She's saving herself
for someone special.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Now, tell me everything.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
So as he was walking me home,
we passed by the swing set,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And I'm like, "how about
you push me on those swings?"
And the best part was
when he dipped you
So he starts pushing me,
and then we kiss.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
It was so cute.
Then, after we kissed...
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Sure, it starts
with a threesome,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And then,
next thing you know,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
She's a heroin addict
who doesn't know she's pregnant
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Until she's giving birth
in a dumpster.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Wow, your mind sure
does go to some dark places.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
You don't think
you're overreacting a wee bit?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Maybe, but it's been
a really tough year for her.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Her parents lost
their house
And the best part was
when he dipped you
After they got arrested
for dealing drugs,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
She and liam broke up after
his dad offered her $250,000,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And they discontinued
her favorite nail color.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Oh, well, if that doesn't
send her over the edge...
And the best part was
when he dipped you
I'm just worried about what
she's gonna do next.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
It's like she's turned
into a totally different person.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Okay, you know what?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
You need to stop
thinking about karma.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
How about we go see
a real horror movie tonight
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Instead of the one
you got in your head?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
that sounds nice.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Why don't you come over?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
My mom and bruce
are away for the weekend
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Trying to save
their marriage.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Two feet on the floor.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Hey, warden, is it okay if me
and amy catch a movie tonight?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Please?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Take the car.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Just be home by 11:00.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Hey there, sexy,
ready to score a few touchdowns?
Hey, lauren,
forget your pants?
- What's up, lauren?
- Clever, ass-face.
What the hell
are they doing here?
I know,
but they gave me a ride,
And it seemed rude
not to invite them in.
They won't stay long,
promise.
And, you know,
you and I can, uh...
Mm-mm.
What's up
with the himbo parade?
And that outfit?
None of your business.
Seriously?
What the?
Karma,
what are you doing here?
I'm here for the party.
Duh.
Thanks for the invite,
by the way.
No, we're not
having a party.
No. Hey.
- Oh, hey, what's up, amy?
- Apparently you are.
It's all over tumblr.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm a little thirsty.
- Ah.
- No, no, no, no.
- No.
- shake it, shake it
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
I just caught someone juggling
mom's gnome collection.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
We are calling
the police.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
I'm shutting
this down.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, babe,
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
You can't do that.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Give her
one good reason why not.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Because if you do,
then they'll call your parents,
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Who will come home
before their marriage is fixed,
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
And they'll get a divorce,
and it'll be all your fault.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Is that what
you really want?
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
- That's a pretty good reason.
- Yeah.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
will you excuse me?
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
move your body,
shake your body
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
You've really been listening
when I talk about myself.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
I'm impressed.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
- Ho, ho!
- Yeah, dude! Oh!
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Karma,
what are you doing?
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
A body shot.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
I told her
that she's awesome.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
- Yeah!
- Okay, bye.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
That looks
totally unsanitary.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Relax, I'm just having fun.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
You should try it.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Amy,
I need to talk to you.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Uh, now.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
dance, move
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Hey, karma,
have you seen amy?
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
We're supposed
to have a movie date.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Ah, I hate
to break it to you,
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
But I think your plans
have changed.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
- Mm.
- Hey.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Oh, I-I don't really drink.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Me neither.
Until tonight.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Oh, come on.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Loosen up.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Your dad's not here
to give out detentions.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Principal turner's your dad?
Allegedly, yeah,
but I haven't had a dna test.
Principal turner's your dad?
Better not narc on us.
Principal turner's your dad?
I would never,
trust me.
Principal turner's your dad?
Yeah, we will.
Principal turner's your dad?
Once you prove it.
Principal turner's your dad?
move your body
Principal turner's your dad?
Principal turner's your dad?
- Dude.
- Whoo!
Principal turner's your dad?
Gonna get shwasted, baby.
Principal turner's your dad?
Principal turner's your dad?
Principal turner's your dad?
What am I gonna do
about this?
Principal turner's your dad?
Are you seriously asking
my advice about liam
Principal turner's your dad?
Sleeping with your sister when
you slept with my best friend?
Principal turner's your dad?
You slept
with my best friend too.
Principal turner's your dad?
No big deal.
Principal turner's your dad?
Nothing like sleeping
with a sibling.
Principal turner's your dad?
You don't have one.
You wouldn't understand.
Principal turner's your dad?
It's a line
you just don't cross.
Principal turner's your dad?
What about sasha?
Principal turner's your dad?
She's innocent in all this?
Principal turner's your dad?
Of course not.
She's my sister.
Principal turner's your dad?
If you tell her
not to do something,
Principal turner's your dad?
She only wants to do it more.
Principal turner's your dad?
Oh, hello.
Principal turner's your dad?
Ah, there you are.
Principal turner's your dad?
Someone puked
in our bathtub.
Principal turner's your dad?
I am so not cleaning
that up by myself.
Principal turner's your dad?
Come on.
Principal turner's your dad?
I am so thirsty.
Principal turner's your dad?
You really know
how to make me sweat.
Principal turner's your dad?
I'll go get us a drink then.
Principal turner's your dad?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Oh, my god.
You guys are adorable.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
It's so sweet how committed
he is to you.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
He is?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Big time.
He's in it for the long haul.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
It's like, put a ring on it,
you know?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Look, some people
may look down on this,
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
But that's because
they're narrow-minded.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
You know, don't worry about
the six-year age difference.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Don't worry that you're
a teacher screwing a student.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
And whatever you do,
don't regret leaving jake,
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
A super-hot navy seal
for a runaway teenager.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Just, you know,
enjoy this moment, hmm?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Oh, my god.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
What have I done?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Jake.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Jake, please pick up.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Jake, please pick up.
Jake?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Ooh, I was so hoping
that would work out.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Oh, for me?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Ugh, this is disgusting.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Who did this?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Apparently all they eat
are lentils.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
It could be anybody.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
This never
would've happened
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
If you hadn't gotten back
together with tommy.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
I can't believe you were gonna
have sex with him tonight.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
I still am.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
And that's none
of your business.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
We're sisters...
or the closest thing
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Either of us has to one.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
You can talk to me.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Lisbeth lost her virginity
before me.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
It's humiliating.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
And tommy's changed.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
He really feels bad
for what he did.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
And this has nothing to do
with your breakup with theo?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
I hoped my first time
would be with him.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
But now
that's not happening,
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
So I can either wait
until I fall in love again
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
And possibly become a spinster
or get it over with.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Are you listening
to yourself?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
It sounds like you're getting
your wisdom teeth removed.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Don't you want your first time
to be special?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Said the girl
who lost her virginity
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
To her best friend's
boyfriend.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
I'll let you finish this.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Uh...
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Get out!
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Please don't hurt me. Sorry.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
The only one having sex
in my bed is me!
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Ugh!
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Oh!
Oh, my god.
I am so sorry.
Oh!
Chill, it's no big deal.
Oh!
Just take the jacket.
Oh!
I don't think your girlfriend
would like it.
Oh!
Mm, or should I say
woman friend?
Oh!
Senior mistress?
Oh!
You sound jealous.
Oh!
Oh!
The only people I'm jealous of
are the ones dancing.
Oh!
Bye.
Oh!
I just want to get freaky
in the morning
Oh!
yeah
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug!
Oh!
Felix?
Oh!
Excuse me, guys.
Oh!
So everybody found out
I was the principal's son.
Oh!
So I had to start acting cool.
Is it working?
Oh!
I'm a horrible judge
of what's cool.
Oh!
And I'm so sorry
our date got derailed.
Oh!
Oh, hey, it's okay.
We're here now.
Oh!
Let's just mock the hell
out of these people.
Oh!
I'd love to.
Oh!
I would start with the drunk
girl dancing on the table.
Oh!
What a cautionary tale.
Oh!
- Whoo!
- Karma?
Oh!
Karma.
Take that.
Why is everyone
freaking out?
Karma.
Take that.
They're just nipples.
Karma.
Take that.
Everyone's got 'em.
Karma.
Take that.
Karma, get down, you're...
Karma.
Take that.
What?
Not that kind of girl?
Karma.
Take that.
jeez, amy, I'm just having fun.
Karma.
Take that.
Stop being such
a wet blanket.
Karma.
Take that.
I'm just looking out for you.
Karma.
Take that.
Yeah, well,
I didn't ask you to.
Karma.
Take that.
Fine, you and your nipples
are on your own.
Karma.
Take that.
Just the way we like it!
Karma.
Take that.
Hey.
So sorry about that,
but I promise,
Hey.
No more babysitting karma.
Hey.
So shall we commence
with the mocking?
Hey.
You want to hang
with me now?
Hey.
You see, that's probably not
a good idea 'cause I'm drunk
Hey.
And I am bound to say something
stupid like how much I like you.
Hey.
I like you too.
Yeah, but you see,
it's not the same, you know,
I like you too.
'cause ever since prom, all
I can think about is our kiss,
I like you too.
But all you seem to think about
is karma.
I like you too.
- Felix, that's not true.
- Amy.
I like you too.
We have to talk about karma.
She's out of control.
I like you too.
I know, but I don't know
what to do,
I like you too.
Unless you have
some tranquilizer darts handy.
I like you too.
Do you?
I like you too.
Oh, wait.
I'm sorry.
I like you too.
Oh, damn it.
Could this night get any worse?
I like you too.
It just did.
I like you too.
That.
I like you too.
I can't believe
you'd show your face here.
I like you too.
Yeah, dick move.
You should really go.
I like you too.
Trying to up last night's
threesome to a foursome?
I like you too.
You had a threesome
last night?
I like you too.
Honey bear, it...
it didn't happen.
I like you too.
- Yeah, right. Okay.
- Yeah, okay, sure.
I like you too.
No, really, you guys.
There...there was no threesome.
I like you too.
Here's what went down.
I like you too.
Okay.
Now you two kiss.
I like you too.
I like you too.
I can't do this.
I like you too.
I was just doing this to prove
that I'm over my ex,
I like you too.
But...
I like you too.
Turns out I'm not.
I like you too.
I'm so sorry.
I like you too.
I got to go.
I like you too.
That was the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
I like you too.
I love you so much.
I like you too.
I like you too.
excuse me.
Oh.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Babe.
Oh.
What about the party?
Oh.
Who's gonna watch the keg
and, like, maintain the vibe?
Oh.
I don't give a
about the vibe.
Oh.
We are doing it right now.
Oh.
I can't.
Oh.
Why not?
Oh.
You were always
begging me for it before.
Oh.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
Babe.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
You planned this whole party
Then you found out the truth
about me.
Just to avoid
having sex with me?
Then you found out the truth
about me.
I'm sorry, I-I'm just
a little freaked out.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
Because I'm a freak.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
This party is over.
Get out!
Why the
did you lie to me?
Excuse me?
I know you didn't have
the threesome.
Why would you say you had sex
with karma when you didn't?
Revenge, duh.
For that small little thing you
did, sleeping with my sister.
We only had sex
'cause I thought
You were gonna sleep
with karma.
- But I didn't.
- But you were gonna.
It's irrelevant.
Even if I had, sleeping
with sasha is so much worse.
Oh, and what
makes it worse?
She's my sister!
The one person I've ever
asked you to stay away from.
God, it just goes to show
you can never trust a booker.
Hey, you know how
you're always wondering
If you're a bad person?
You are.
Who the
is liam booker?
Jake, no.
Uh, hey, man.
How dare you
take advantage of my girl
When she was
in a vulnerable spot?
Hey, man, don't worry.
I only had sex with her
to piss shane off.
Kick his ass.
I'll let go
if you drop this and leave.
Okay, okay, okay.
Uncle.
Uncle, uncle.
You disgust me.
Come on, babe.
Hey.
Thanks for having my back.
Hey.
I don't.
Hey.
Find a new place
to stay tonight.
Hey.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Karma.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Mm.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Not interested, mom.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Why did you lie to me?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
I know you didn't go through
with the threesome.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Only because wade
chickened out.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
And why do you care?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
It's not like I'm grilling you
about whether or not
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
You slept with felix.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
get the out!
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Do you have a crush on felix?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Is that what this is about?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
What?
No.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
You started acting weird
after I asked him to prom.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
I thought he asked you.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
So did you really want
to go to prom with him,
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Or did you just
not want to go with me?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Both.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Typical amy.
Can't make up her mind.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Karma?
Karma, do you need help?
Karma!
I'm sorry.
That last thing I said
was a low blow.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry.
I just don't understand
what's going on with you.
I'm sorry.
Well, that makes two of us.
I'm sorry.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
And I'm still here.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
Sad, lonely, homeless karma.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
And I didn't want
to be her anymore.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
I thought that I would be karma
who dates bi guys
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
And has threesomes
and gets drunk at parties.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
That part was oddly freeing.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
Look, I know things are hard
for you right now,
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
But I just don't understand
why you're always trying
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
To be someone else
when...
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
The real you
is so fantastic.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
Well, when you say it,
I almost believe it.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
Then I'll keep saying it.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
You're the best friend ever.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
whoa, are you seeing this?
whoa, are you seeing this?
yo, they're back together.
whoa, are you seeing this?
whoa, are you seeing this?
Whoo!
whoa, are you seeing this?
Felix!
I made it home.
Two minutes to spare.
Felix!
so what did it mean?
I have no clue.
so what did it mean?
Drunk people say
and do the things
so what did it mean?
They wish they could do
when they're sober.
so what did it mean?
- They do?
- You have left me no choice.
so what did it mean?
At tomorrow's board meeting,
so what did it mean?
I am recommending
that hester be closed.
so what did it mean?
We need to do something
about this.
so what did it mean?
We need to talk
about that kiss.
so what did it mean?
this three-way back to the hotel
For some real three-way fun?
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
As much as I love you,
I can't do this anymore.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
This is just the end?
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
I forbid you.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
You get to be happy
with felix.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
Liam gets to be happy.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
When is it my turn?
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
No eye contact.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
we keep the lights off.
Why don't we take
this three-way back to the hotel
ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh, ooh
oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh
ooh, ooh, ooh
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
ooh, ooh, ooh
oh, oh
ooh, ooh, ooh
Oh, hey,
I thought you could use
ooh, ooh, ooh
A little post-prom
pick-me-up.
ooh, ooh, ooh
I even had them
do that thing
ooh, ooh, ooh
Where they make a little leaf
in the foam.
ooh, ooh, ooh
See?
ooh, ooh, ooh
Thanks.
ooh, ooh, ooh
I'm sorry.
I overreacted
about that ridiculous threesome.
I'm sorry.
I don't know
what got into me.
I'm sorry.
We both know you'd never
go through with it.
I'm sorry.
Right,
and why do we know that?
I'm sorry.
Because you're not
that kind of girl.
I'm sorry.
Not that kind of girl.
I'm sorry.
Wow, thanks, amy.
I'm sorry.
Coffee and slut-shaming is such
a nice way to start the day.
I'm sorry.
That's not what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
Look, the threesome happened,
and it was fun.
I'm sorry.
I'd do it again, actually.
I'm sorry.
You...And shane...
I'm sorry.
I can see that
you're having trouble
I'm sorry.
Wrapping your mind
around this,
I'm sorry.
So let me walk you
through it.
I'm sorry.
So you guys want to get
this party started or what?
I'm sorry.
Don't have to ask me twice.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My turn.
I'm sorry.
Okay, now you two kiss.
Okay, now you two kiss.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
he did not say that.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
Okay, maybe I exaggerated
that last part.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
Here's how it
really went down,
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
If you know what I mean.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
Now I get why everyone's
in love with you.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
mm-hmm.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
I think if I just
close my eyes and pretend
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
You're channing tatum,
I can do this.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
right back at ya.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
I'll meet you two
over on the bed.
Wow, I can't believe
you actually did it.
Believe it.
And I have no regrets,
Except for the fact
that I probably
Should've stretched
beforehand.
I'm a little sore.
You certainly know how to make
a girl feel cheap.
Last night was amazing.
I just think I should
probably go back to shane's room
Last night was amazing.
Before he gets home
just in case he didn't...
Last night was amazing.
In case he didn't what?
Last night was amazing.
In case he didn't want me
to sleep with you.
Last night was amazing.
Please, I'm sure
he could care less.
Last night was amazing.
- Who wants donuts?
- See?
Last night was amazing.
Thanks, bromo.
Last night was amazing.
I need a shower.
Last night was amazing.
Last night
was very aerobic.
Last night was amazing.
Hmm.
Last night was amazing.
Drop the act. I know
you're not okay with this.
Last night was amazing.
Okay, I'll admit
I wasn't at first.
Last night was amazing.
But this morning I realized
I'm being a hypocrite.
Last night was amazing.
I can't be mad at you
for banging my sister
Last night was amazing.
When I was up all night
banging karma.
Last night was amazing.
Ooh!
Last night was amazing.
You actually did it?
Oh, I did.
You actually did it?
Multiple times.
You actually did it?
But I can see you're having
a hard time imagining it,
You actually did it?
So let me paint you
a picture.
You actually did it?
Now you two kiss.
You actually did it?
You actually did it?
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
What?
Karma did not say that.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Fine.
Slight exaggeration.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Here's what she really said.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
You're a really good kisser.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
I'm good at lots
of things.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Hmm.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Now I see.
Very clear.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Oh, I'm such an idiot.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
This must be making you
terribly uncomfortable.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
Just like you said,
it would be hypocritical of me
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
To be upset since I had sex
with your sister,
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
And speaking of,
will you excuse me?
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
we're gonna go and do it again.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
This time in the shower.
I've always wanted
to conquer a gay guy.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And everyone
started applauding.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
It was just like
dirty dancing.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Except I'm way hotter
than pre-nose job jennifer grey.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
I just think you two
make a cute couple,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Especially after everything
theo put you through.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Can we please talk
about something else?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
- I had sex.
- Ooh, did it hurt?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
How long did it last?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Do you feel different now?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Leila, those questions
are personal.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
it's okay.
I want to talk about it.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
I'm a woman now.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Who'd have thought I'd lose
my virginity before you? Not me.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
She's saving herself
for someone special.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Now, tell me everything.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
So as he was walking me home,
we passed by the swing set,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And I'm like, "how about
you push me on those swings?"
And the best part was
when he dipped you
So he starts pushing me,
and then we kiss.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
It was so cute.
Then, after we kissed...
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Sure, it starts
with a threesome,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And then,
next thing you know,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
She's a heroin addict
who doesn't know she's pregnant
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Until she's giving birth
in a dumpster.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Wow, your mind sure
does go to some dark places.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
You don't think
you're overreacting a wee bit?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Maybe, but it's been
a really tough year for her.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Her parents lost
their house
And the best part was
when he dipped you
After they got arrested
for dealing drugs,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
She and liam broke up after
his dad offered her $250,000,
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And they discontinued
her favorite nail color.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Oh, well, if that doesn't
send her over the edge...
And the best part was
when he dipped you
I'm just worried about what
she's gonna do next.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
It's like she's turned
into a totally different person.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Okay, you know what?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
You need to stop
thinking about karma.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
How about we go see
a real horror movie tonight
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Instead of the one
you got in your head?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
that sounds nice.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Why don't you come over?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
My mom and bruce
are away for the weekend
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Trying to save
their marriage.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Two feet on the floor.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Hey, warden, is it okay if me
and amy catch a movie tonight?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Please?
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Take the car.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Just be home by 11:00.
And the best part was
when he dipped you
And the best part was
when he dipped you
Hey there, sexy,
ready to score a few touchdowns?
Hey, lauren,
forget your pants?
- What's up, lauren?
- Clever, ass-face.
What the hell
are they doing here?
I know,
but they gave me a ride,
And it seemed rude
not to invite them in.
They won't stay long,
promise.
And, you know,
you and I can, uh...
Mm-mm.
What's up
with the himbo parade?
And that outfit?
None of your business.
Seriously?
What the?
Karma,
what are you doing here?
I'm here for the party.
Duh.
Thanks for the invite,
by the way.
No, we're not
having a party.
No. Hey.
- Oh, hey, what's up, amy?
- Apparently you are.
It's all over tumblr.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm a little thirsty.
- Ah.
- No, no, no, no.
- No.
- shake it, shake it
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
I just caught someone juggling
mom's gnome collection.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
We are calling
the police.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
I'm shutting
this down.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, babe,
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
You can't do that.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Give her
one good reason why not.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Because if you do,
then they'll call your parents,
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Who will come home
before their marriage is fixed,
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
And they'll get a divorce,
and it'll be all your fault.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Is that what
you really want?
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
- That's a pretty good reason.
- Yeah.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
will you excuse me?
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
move your body,
shake your body
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
You've really been listening
when I talk about myself.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
I'm impressed.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
- Ho, ho!
- Yeah, dude! Oh!
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Karma,
what are you doing?
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
A body shot.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
I told her
that she's awesome.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
- Yeah!
- Okay, bye.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
That looks
totally unsanitary.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Relax, I'm just having fun.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
You should try it.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Amy,
I need to talk to you.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Uh, now.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
dance, move
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Hey, karma,
have you seen amy?
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
We're supposed
to have a movie date.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Ah, I hate
to break it to you,
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
But I think your plans
have changed.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
- Mm.
- Hey.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Oh, I-I don't really drink.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Me neither.
Until tonight.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Oh, come on.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Loosen up.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Your dad's not here
to give out detentions.
Okay, everybody,
party's over.
Principal turner's your dad?
Allegedly, yeah,
but I haven't had a dna test.
Principal turner's your dad?
Better not narc on us.
Principal turner's your dad?
I would never,
trust me.
Principal turner's your dad?
Yeah, we will.
Principal turner's your dad?
Once you prove it.
Principal turner's your dad?
move your body
Principal turner's your dad?
Principal turner's your dad?
- Dude.
- Whoo!
Principal turner's your dad?
Gonna get shwasted, baby.
Principal turner's your dad?
Principal turner's your dad?
Principal turner's your dad?
What am I gonna do
about this?
Principal turner's your dad?
Are you seriously asking
my advice about liam
Principal turner's your dad?
Sleeping with your sister when
you slept with my best friend?
Principal turner's your dad?
You slept
with my best friend too.
Principal turner's your dad?
No big deal.
Principal turner's your dad?
Nothing like sleeping
with a sibling.
Principal turner's your dad?
You don't have one.
You wouldn't understand.
Principal turner's your dad?
It's a line
you just don't cross.
Principal turner's your dad?
What about sasha?
Principal turner's your dad?
She's innocent in all this?
Principal turner's your dad?
Of course not.
She's my sister.
Principal turner's your dad?
If you tell her
not to do something,
Principal turner's your dad?
She only wants to do it more.
Principal turner's your dad?
Oh, hello.
Principal turner's your dad?
Ah, there you are.
Principal turner's your dad?
Someone puked
in our bathtub.
Principal turner's your dad?
I am so not cleaning
that up by myself.
Principal turner's your dad?
Come on.
Principal turner's your dad?
I am so thirsty.
Principal turner's your dad?
You really know
how to make me sweat.
Principal turner's your dad?
I'll go get us a drink then.
Principal turner's your dad?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Oh, my god.
You guys are adorable.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
It's so sweet how committed
he is to you.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
He is?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Big time.
He's in it for the long haul.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
It's like, put a ring on it,
you know?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Look, some people
may look down on this,
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
But that's because
they're narrow-minded.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
You know, don't worry about
the six-year age difference.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Don't worry that you're
a teacher screwing a student.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
And whatever you do,
don't regret leaving jake,
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
A super-hot navy seal
for a runaway teenager.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Just, you know,
enjoy this moment, hmm?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Oh, my god.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
What have I done?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Jake.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Jake, please pick up.
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
Jake, please pick up.
Jake?
- Hey, sis.
- Hi.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Ooh, I was so hoping
that would work out.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Oh, for me?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Ugh, this is disgusting.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Who did this?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Apparently all they eat
are lentils.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
It could be anybody.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
This never
would've happened
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
If you hadn't gotten back
together with tommy.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
I can't believe you were gonna
have sex with him tonight.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
I still am.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
And that's none
of your business.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
We're sisters...
or the closest thing
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Either of us has to one.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
You can talk to me.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Lisbeth lost her virginity
before me.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
It's humiliating.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
And tommy's changed.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
He really feels bad
for what he did.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
And this has nothing to do
with your breakup with theo?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
I hoped my first time
would be with him.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
But now
that's not happening,
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
So I can either wait
until I fall in love again
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
And possibly become a spinster
or get it over with.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Are you listening
to yourself?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
It sounds like you're getting
your wisdom teeth removed.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Don't you want your first time
to be special?
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Said the girl
who lost her virginity
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
To her best friend's
boyfriend.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
I'll let you finish this.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Uh...
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Get out!
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Please don't hurt me. Sorry.
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
The only one having sex
in my bed is me!
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Ugh!
looks like she's having
second thoughts.
Oh!
Oh, my god.
I am so sorry.
Oh!
Chill, it's no big deal.
Oh!
Just take the jacket.
Oh!
I don't think your girlfriend
would like it.
Oh!
Mm, or should I say
woman friend?
Oh!
Senior mistress?
Oh!
You sound jealous.
Oh!
Oh!
The only people I'm jealous of
are the ones dancing.
Oh!
Bye.
Oh!
I just want to get freaky
in the morning
Oh!
yeah
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug!
Oh!
Felix?
Oh!
Excuse me, guys.
Oh!
So everybody found out
I was the principal's son.
Oh!
So I had to start acting cool.
Is it working?
Oh!
I'm a horrible judge
of what's cool.
Oh!
And I'm so sorry
our date got derailed.
Oh!
Oh, hey, it's okay.
We're here now.
Oh!
Let's just mock the hell
out of these people.
Oh!
I'd love to.
Oh!
I would start with the drunk
girl dancing on the table.
Oh!
What a cautionary tale.
Oh!
- Whoo!
- Karma?
Oh!
Karma.
Take that.
Why is everyone
freaking out?
Karma.
Take that.
They're just nipples.
Karma.
Take that.
Everyone's got 'em.
Karma.
Take that.
Karma, get down, you're...
Karma.
Take that.
What?
Not that kind of girl?
Karma.
Take that.
jeez, amy, I'm just having fun.
Karma.
Take that.
Stop being such
a wet blanket.
Karma.
Take that.
I'm just looking out for you.
Karma.
Take that.
Yeah, well,
I didn't ask you to.
Karma.
Take that.
Fine, you and your nipples
are on your own.
Karma.
Take that.
Just the way we like it!
Karma.
Take that.
Hey.
So sorry about that,
but I promise,
Hey.
No more babysitting karma.
Hey.
So shall we commence
with the mocking?
Hey.
You want to hang
with me now?
Hey.
You see, that's probably not
a good idea 'cause I'm drunk
Hey.
And I am bound to say something
stupid like how much I like you.
Hey.
I like you too.
Yeah, but you see,
it's not the same, you know,
I like you too.
'cause ever since prom, all
I can think about is our kiss,
I like you too.
But all you seem to think about
is karma.
I like you too.
- Felix, that's not true.
- Amy.
I like you too.
We have to talk about karma.
She's out of control.
I like you too.
I know, but I don't know
what to do,
I like you too.
Unless you have
some tranquilizer darts handy.
I like you too.
Do you?
I like you too.
Oh, wait.
I'm sorry.
I like you too.
Oh, damn it.
Could this night get any worse?
I like you too.
It just did.
I like you too.
That.
I like you too.
I can't believe
you'd show your face here.
I like you too.
Yeah, dick move.
You should really go.
I like you too.
Trying to up last night's
threesome to a foursome?
I like you too.
You had a threesome
last night?
I like you too.
Honey bear, it...
it didn't happen.
I like you too.
- Yeah, right. Okay.
- Yeah, okay, sure.
I like you too.
No, really, you guys.
There...there was no threesome.
I like you too.
Here's what went down.
I like you too.
Okay.
Now you two kiss.
I like you too.
I like you too.
I can't do this.
I like you too.
I was just doing this to prove
that I'm over my ex,
I like you too.
But...
I like you too.
Turns out I'm not.
I like you too.
I'm so sorry.
I like you too.
I got to go.
I like you too.
That was the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
I like you too.
I love you so much.
I like you too.
I like you too.
excuse me.
Oh.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Babe.
Oh.
What about the party?
Oh.
Who's gonna watch the keg
and, like, maintain the vibe?
Oh.
I don't give a
about the vibe.
Oh.
We are doing it right now.
Oh.
I can't.
Oh.
Why not?
Oh.
You were always
begging me for it before.
Oh.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
Babe.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
You planned this whole party
Then you found out the truth
about me.
Just to avoid
having sex with me?
Then you found out the truth
about me.
I'm sorry, I-I'm just
a little freaked out.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
Because I'm a freak.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
Then you found out the truth
about me.
This party is over.
Get out!
Why the
did you lie to me?
Excuse me?
I know you didn't have
the threesome.
Why would you say you had sex
with karma when you didn't?
Revenge, duh.
For that small little thing you
did, sleeping with my sister.
We only had sex
'cause I thought
You were gonna sleep
with karma.
- But I didn't.
- But you were gonna.
It's irrelevant.
Even if I had, sleeping
with sasha is so much worse.
Oh, and what
makes it worse?
She's my sister!
The one person I've ever
asked you to stay away from.
God, it just goes to show
you can never trust a booker.
Hey, you know how
you're always wondering
If you're a bad person?
You are.
Who the
is liam booker?
Jake, no.
Uh, hey, man.
How dare you
take advantage of my girl
When she was
in a vulnerable spot?
Hey, man, don't worry.
I only had sex with her
to piss shane off.
Kick his ass.
I'll let go
if you drop this and leave.
Okay, okay, okay.
Uncle.
Uncle, uncle.
You disgust me.
Come on, babe.
Hey.
Thanks for having my back.
Hey.
I don't.
Hey.
Find a new place
to stay tonight.
Hey.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Karma.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Mm.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Not interested, mom.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Why did you lie to me?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
I know you didn't go through
with the threesome.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Only because wade
chickened out.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
And why do you care?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
It's not like I'm grilling you
about whether or not
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
You slept with felix.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
get the out!
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Do you have a crush on felix?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Is that what this is about?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
What?
No.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
You started acting weird
after I asked him to prom.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
I thought he asked you.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
So did you really want
to go to prom with him,
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Or did you just
not want to go with me?
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Both.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Typical amy.
Can't make up her mind.
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
Karma?
Karma, do you need help?
Karma!
I'm sorry.
That last thing I said
was a low blow.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry.
I just don't understand
what's going on with you.
I'm sorry.
Well, that makes two of us.
I'm sorry.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
And I'm still here.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
Sad, lonely, homeless karma.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
And I didn't want
to be her anymore.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
I thought that I would be karma
who dates bi guys
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
And has threesomes
and gets drunk at parties.
You're moving on,
and so is liam,
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
That part was oddly freeing.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
Look, I know things are hard
for you right now,
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
But I just don't understand
why you're always trying
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
To be someone else
when...
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
The real you
is so fantastic.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
Well, when you say it,
I almost believe it.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
Then I'll keep saying it.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
You're the best friend ever.
You left out
"shows everyone her nipples."
whoa, are you seeing this?
whoa, are you seeing this?
yo, they're back together.
whoa, are you seeing this?
whoa, are you seeing this?
Whoo!
whoa, are you seeing this?
Felix!
I made it home.
Two minutes to spare.
Felix!
so what did it mean?
I have no clue.
so what did it mean?
Drunk people say
and do the things
so what did it mean?
They wish they could do
when they're sober.
so what did it mean?
- They do?
- You have left me no choice.
so what did it mean?
At tomorrow's board meeting,
so what did it mean?
I am recommending
that hester be closed.
so what did it mean?
We need to do something
about this.
so what did it mean?
We need to talk
about that kiss.
so what did it mean?