Faking It (2014–2016): Season 2, Episode 16 - Faking It... Again - full transcript
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
I'm not gonna tell daddy.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
This stepsister thing
isn't so bad.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
Just stay.
Please stay.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
I can't.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
I wish i didn't have
to think about this.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
I wish i hadn't given you
a reason to.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
Can i stay here for a while?
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
Have you ever had
your heart broken?
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
Yeah.
There's no magic bullet.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
While liam's is
more of a magenta.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Of course we couldn't
make it work!
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
What did you get
from your book?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Liam is from mars,
and you're from venus?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Thanks for doing this
with me.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
That's what best friends
are for.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Just remind me how the hat
helps again.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Now is the time for me
to be figuring out who i am.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Like, i didn't think
that i used to be a hat person,
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
But maybe i am, and maybe
if i had been a hat person,
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
I could have made it work
with liam.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
You don't have to be any kind
of person but a karma person.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
So i should probably
lose the hat?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Yeah.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Mom?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Karma.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Oh, my god, the karma!
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
- Wait, no, um...
- Oh, my goodness.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
You must be amy.
We've heard so much about you.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
I'm debbie. This is jackie.
We're in your mom's pflag group.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
We were just finalizing plans
for our fund raiser.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
It's a hoedown.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Now, jackie, i thought we agreed
we're calling it a square dance.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Yeah, well, a hoedown
sounds so much more fun,
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Doesn't it, girls?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Oh, and you two
have to come.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Everyone's dying
to meet you.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
- Why?
- Uh...
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Well, molly's told us
all about you.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Karma and amy,
the out proud
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
And madly in love
lesbian couple.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
I know.
I'm so sorry.
I can't believe you haven't
told pflag i'm not a lesbian.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
That woman jackie is gunning
for my presidency,
I know.
I'm so sorry.
And her son is actually gay.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
If she found out the truth,
she would overthrow me
I know.
I'm so sorry.
And keep me from
all the good work i'm doing.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
I mean, it's one thing
for you to live a lie,
I know.
I'm so sorry.
But you can't make us
live one too.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, we're really trying
not to do that anymore.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
You're right.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna meditate on this
I know.
I'm so sorry.
And think about what's led me
to this point.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Don't be mad
at your mother.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
I mean, after the year
we've had, you know,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Losing the house
and the business,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Her pflag group is all she has.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Aww.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Molly's been working so hard
on this fund raiser, you know.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
It would mean the world to her
if you two would go.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Together.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
As a couple.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Dad, do you not see
how insane that is?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
- I mean, amy, do you...
- yeah, we could do it.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Mm-hmm.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
How could you even
consider this?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Well, your mom's always
been there for me,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
And if us being
a couple helps her,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Then i want to do it.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Yeah, but won't it be weird
for you?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Why would it be weird?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Ohh.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
If you're worried
about my feelings,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
There's nothing
to worry about.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
That's ancient history.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Okay.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Great, then it's not weird
for me.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Let's be lesbians.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Again.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Oh!
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
The guy you just killed
looked just like duke.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
I wonder what he's doing
right now.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
I don't know,
working out?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
What do you think the odds are
he's wearing a shirt?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
- Low, right?
- You are dead.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Oh! Shane, we've been
at this game for two weeks,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
And we're so close
to beating it.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Simmer down, it's just a game.
You're obsessed.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
I'd rather obsess
over a video game
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Than obsess over an ex,
like you are.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
This one's newish, right?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Ugh!
Yeah, i'm the sad one.
You're right.
We used to be liam and shane.
We were hookup hunters,
and the world was our prey.
It's time to pick up our spears,
'cause we're gonna get
back on that horse.
I had a horse once.
I loved it, but it ran away.
You're the one that taught me,
The best way to get over someone
is to...
Get back together with them.
No!
, you're right.
- We will start tonight.
- Yeah!
Now, i don't want
to rush you,
But becky's waiting,
and it wasn't easy
Getting this appointment.
Maybe we should skip it.
Since she does your hair,
i'd probably just end up
Looking like a big whore.
Lauren.
What is wrong with you?
You have not been
yourself lately.
I think i know why.
You do?
Well, yeah,
you're still mad at me
For what we talked about
at the pageant.
Yep.
That's why i'm upset.
well, it's no reason
to take it out on poor farrah.
She didn't do anything wrong.
I can't be here anymore.
What in the...
that is too funny.
Oh, god, you're all still here.
We thought you'd be out by now.
We were just gonna
watch some tv.
And then i was gonna leave.
I could do that now.
I'm gonna leave now.
No, hank, listen.
Hey, nice to finally meet you,
man.
Been telling farrah
to invite you over.
You free for dinner?
no.
No, uh, i'm gonna be
with amy later
At this pflag square dance.
mm-hmm.
What pflag square dance?
And who would pee on a flag?
Parents and friends
of lesbians and gays.
So you told your dad
about all of that?
yeah, and he totally gets it.
It's so nice to have a parent
who supports me for once.
Do we have to do anything?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
The important thing
is that you're here.
And if you're moved to,
you can lend an ear
As people open their hearts
and share their experiences.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Do it, cowboy.
When does
the heart opening start?
- Whoo!
- Jackie?
What is all this?
And what on earth is that?
A human tumbleweed.
isn't it everything?
You were supposed to run
any changes by me.
I'm the president.
I'm the social chair,
So it is my job
to put on a fabulous event.
It is called a fun raiser
for a reason.
Fund raiser, you forgot the d.
That's a first.
How is this event
supposed to help anyone?
Help them with what?
We should be celebrating.
We got the fun kids.
Oh, speaking of which, you girls
have got to meet my son.
Honey.
This is shane
and his friend liam.
This is karma
and her girlfriend, amy.
Don't you all go to hester?
No, no, no, no, no.
They're not...
Friends with us yet.
Let's change that, shall we?
I think they have
drama together.
This is not healthy,
And you're talking
to someone
Who puts aside time
to smell duke's old shirts.
Shane, it's fine.
I don't have feelings
for karma anymore.
They went away
when i fell for reagan.
You covered them up
when you fell for reagan.
Now the regan band-aid's off,
and you're pouring salt
Into your open,
gaping karma wound.
Damn her
and her selfish schemes.
It wasn't even my scheme.
Right, so amy convinced you
to pretend to be a couple again?
Yes.
It was this whole thing
with my mom and her pflag group.
And...
can you just not say anything?
I'll do you one better.
I'm pretending
you're not even here.
Why are you even here?
Oh, let me guess.
You and shane are hitting on
gay guys and their girlfriends.
That's none of your business,
but yes.
Old liam is back.
Old amy isn't back,
and to keep it that way,
I have boundaries.
No more romantic speeches,
no more hand holding,
No slow dances, and voila,
no feelings.
oh,
she's the best thing that
- What's his deal?
- Being all know-it-all-y.
Yeah, liam too.
Can we just...Ignore them
and be girlfriends?
Yeah!
Who's ready to open
their hearts and minds
Yeah!
In a share circle?
Yeah!
Or you can open your legs and
jump on that mechanical bull.
Yeah!
Oh, but you can't go now
Yeah!
Because karma and amy
were just about to share.
Yeah!
Aww.
Yeah!
Oh, no, i don't think
anyone wants to hear us.
Yeah!
No, we...we actually
weren't planning on sharing.
Yeah!
But everyone here is dying to
hear your beautiful love story.
Yeah!
Please.
Yeah!
What the is this?
It's the pflag hoedown.
We're here to support you.
And your sister,
who has two supportive parents.
Where is she, by the way?
I heard you loud and clear
today, baby girl.
You're upset with me,
So i wanted to show you
that i support you.
Every day that i'm with amy,
i just feel like
The luckiest girl
in the world.
Every day that i'm with amy,
i just feel like
We're not only best friends
and lovers,
Every day that i'm with amy,
i just feel like
But, um, we're soul mates.
Every day that i'm with amy,
i just feel like
I'm sorry, did you say lovers?
Mom?
I'm sorry, did you say lovers?
You two are faking it again?
When i came here to support you,
this isn't what i had in mind.
You two are faking it again?
Please, you only came here
to one-up dad...it's so obvious.
You two are faking it again?
If he had even bothered
to show up,
You two are faking it again?
I'm sure he would agree
that this charade
You two are faking it again?
Is totally unhealthy.
You two are faking it again?
I don't see the harm.
You two are faking it again?
I'm sorry i'm late.
You two are faking it again?
Amy explained everything to me.
You two are faking it again?
See, dad gets it,
as usual.
You two are faking it again?
Now if you'll excuse me,
my fake girlfriend
You two are faking it again?
Is waiting for me.
You two are faking it again?
fake girlfriends, huh?
You two are faking it again?
I can never keep track
of what these kids are into.
You two are faking it again?
You two are faking it again?
You two are faking it again?
You two are faking it again?
Come on, show pony.
You love dancing.
You two are faking it again?
And it'd be a great way
for you to meet the people
You two are faking it again?
In your community.
You two are faking it again?
This is not my community,
there is no i in pflag.
You two are faking it again?
Actually, they're inclusive
of everyone.
You two are faking it again?
I called the national office.
They're real nice folks.
You two are faking it again?
Hey, how you doing?
I'm bruce.
You two are faking it again?
This is my daughter, lauren.
You two are faking it again?
Nice to meet you,
lauren and bruce.
You two are faking it again?
Lauren's an intersex.
What's your kid have?
You two are faking it again?
You two are faking it again?
Hon...
You two are faking it again?
But duke's biggest muscle of all
was his heart.
You two are faking it again?
- Mm-hmm.
- Also his quads.
You two are faking it again?
I'm sorry, i'm just dealing with
some trust issues from an ex.
You two are faking it again?
Can we start over?
You two are faking it again?
We just realized
that we have to go...
You two are faking it again?
- Leave the country.
- Pee.
You two are faking it again?
Did they just rip cord us?
Did they just rip cord us?
Staying number one
in your class
Did they just rip cord us?
Can't leave a lot
of free time, i know.
Did they just rip cord us?
I don't see how it would.
Did they just rip cord us?
On top of that,
you spent spring break
Did they just rip cord us?
Building habitat houses
in mexico?
Did they just rip cord us?
My god, debbie,
it's your favorite song.
Did they just rip cord us?
Let's go dance.
Did they just rip cord us?
- Can you believe that?
- I know.
Did they just rip cord us?
Like you could ever
build a habitat.
Did they just rip cord us?
Did they just rip cord us?
Is my mom proud of me
for anything real?
Did they just rip cord us?
No wonder i'm so good
at lying about myself.
Did they just rip cord us?
It's in my dna.
Did they just rip cord us?
We can't let our moms
ruin our night.
Did they just rip cord us?
Let's just forget about
this pflag stuff and have fun.
Did they just rip cord us?
You're right.
Did they just rip cord us?
And there is something
i've always wanted to try.
Did they just rip cord us?
This isn't real, right?
Maybe since we're rooming
together,
We've started
sharing nightmares.
Is it just me, or does
that bull remind you of duke?
Uh, what is my single, handsome
son doing just standing around?
I'm sorry, but duke is gone.
You just need
to get over that and move on.
And you...what happened
to liam booker, teen lothario?
The 12-year-old that used to hit
on my 18-year-old daughter?
What is the one thing
i always taught you?
The best way
to get over someone is to...
Get under someone else,
mom, we know.
Ooh, you should get
under that guy.
I guess i...
Could give it a shot.
That's it. That's my boy.
You go get him.
Do not talk about duke.
And if you don't come home
with his phone number,
I'm taking away your xbox.
All right.
Now let's find someone for you.
Uh, no, no, no,
don't bother.
The liam booker
you were talking about?
After karma and i broke up,
I thought i could go back
to being that guy.
I'm just not him anymore.
Did you say karma?
oh.
- Get off me.
- Here, let me help you up.
Sorry i body slammed you.
You okay?
I'm fine.
Ugh, your hair, let me fix it.
Thanks.
aww.
Such a cute couple.
You should be proud.
Too bad they're faking it.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Why, did you tell your friends
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
That i have a space launch
to get to?
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Actually, jackie knows
you're faking it,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
And we gotta leave
before she tells everyone.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
What was i thinking?
Lying is wrong.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Why did you tell all
of these people lies about me?
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Am i that disappointing?
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
No, honey, no, no, no.
This is not about you.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
This is about me.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
I don't know
if you can understand this,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
But sometimes i say
and do things that i think
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Will make people like me.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
And i hate that about myself,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
That i care so much
about what these people think.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
But i don't think
that i can stand to stay here
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
And watch jackie
tell everyone that i lied.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
It's okay if you want to go,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
But, mom,
if these people only like you
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Because of something
that isn't real,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Then they don't actually
like you.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
And they're not worth
all of this.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
How did my daughter
get so wise?
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
By pretending to be
a lesbian.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Honey, there you are.
Your father and i
are having such a good time.
Honey, there you are.
Honey, there you are.
I'd forgotten
how funny he is.
Honey, there you are.
Look, i'm sorry
i was so quick to judge earlier.
Honey, there you are.
I know how complicated
things can be with a first love.
Honey, there you are.
I just didn't want you
holding on to hope,
Honey, there you are.
Like i did with your father.
Honey, there you are.
You know what, it's years later,
and he's finally here.
Honey, there you are.
I mean, for you, i mean.
Honey, there you are.
Mom...
Honey, there you are.
I'm just saying
maybe people really can change.
Honey, there you are.
Oh.
Honey, there you are.
so i fill it
Honey, there you are.
with the ones
i loved and lost
Honey, there you are.
Lauren?
Hi.
What are you doing here?
My dad thinks i belong here
because i'm...You know.
Here.
Put that on.
He's so clueless.
Farrah's screwing amy's dad,
He's so clueless.
And i have to keep it a secret
or else my dad gets hurt.
He's so clueless.
And then his idea
of supporting me is dragging me
He's so clueless.
To this pflag hoedown
and humiliating me.
He's so clueless.
What the
are you doing?
Okay.
What the
are you doing?
Look, if it makes you
feel any better,
What the
are you doing?
I moved out
a couple weeks ago,
What the
are you doing?
And my parents,
they haven't even called.
What the
are you doing?
They don't know where i am,
and they don't care.
What the
are you doing?
At least your dad's trying.
What the
are you doing?
I can't believe i'm getting
family advice from liam booker.
What the
are you doing?
You sure you don't want
to ride the bull?
What the
are you doing?
I shouldn't.
It's a trigger.
What the
are you doing?
Ha, you're funny.
Really funny.
What the
are you doing?
You know, people usually use
humor as a defense mechanism,
What the
are you doing?
So i guess the question is,
what are you defending?
What the
are you doing?
- Uh...
- Uh, wow.
What the
are you doing?
I'm sorry,
that happens sometimes.
What the
are you doing?
My parents are therapists.
What the
are you doing?
Since you brought it up,
What the
are you doing?
I just went through
a terrible breakup,
What the
are you doing?
And i was trying
to make jokes
What the
are you doing?
To keep me from talking
about duke,
What the
are you doing?
Because now that i've started
talking about him,
What the
are you doing?
I'll never stop.
What the
are you doing?
- I should go.
- No, no, wait.
What the
are you doing?
I'm gonna time you.
What the
are you doing?
You have ten minutes
to talk about duke.
What the
are you doing?
Timer's up, i'm gonna start it
over and talk about my ex.
What the
are you doing?
We just broke up last week,
What the
are you doing?
And i've been overanalyzing
the hell out of it.
What the
are you doing?
But we'll get to that.
What the
are you doing?
And...Go.
What the
are you doing?
Uh, okay, don't judge,
What the
are you doing?
But our first kiss
was behind a dumpster.
What the
are you doing?
Where was the second kiss?
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
i fall
What the
are you doing?
to pieces
What the
are you doing?
each time
What the
are you doing?
Thanks for saving a dance
for your old man.
What the
are you doing?
I was being too hard on you.
I know you're doing your best.
What the
are you doing?
Listen, when i first found out
about your condition,
What the
are you doing?
You know, your mother
wasn't around to talk to.
What the
are you doing?
I didn't know what to do,
What the
are you doing?
And i was just trying
to protect you.
What the
are you doing?
I thought keeping
this whole thing secret
What the
are you doing?
Was a way to do that.
What the
are you doing?
And i was wrong.
What the
are you doing?
I am...I'm proud
of my intersex daughter!
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
Listen to me,
you'll always be my baby girl.
What the
are you doing?
All right, i love you.
What the
are you doing?
So from now on,
no more secrets.
What the
are you doing?
you walk by
What the
are you doing?
This has been okay, right?
Not too weird?
What the
are you doing?
No, no way.
It's been fun.
What the
are you doing?
It has been fun,
hasn't it?
What the
are you doing?
No boy drama,
no girl drama.
What the
are you doing?
No giant check drama.
What the
are you doing?
Just you and me.
What the
are you doing?
I wish it could always
be like this.
What the
are you doing?
Me too.
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
Um, excuse me, everyone.
What the
are you doing?
I have an announcement
to make.
What the
are you doing?
My daughter, karma,
Is straight.
My daughter, karma,
My daughter, karma,
I let you all believe
that she was gay
My daughter, karma,
Because i wanted it to be true,
My daughter, karma,
But i have to accept the fact
that my daughter
My daughter, karma,
Will never, ever be a lesbian.
My daughter, karma,
But despite this, she has
many other wonderful qualities.
My daughter, karma,
She's kind and caring, creative.
My daughter, karma,
Oh, she has
the most beautiful voice.
My daughter, karma,
Oh, and she was so quick
to potty train.
My daughter, karma,
Mom!
Mom, that's enough, thanks.
My daughter, karma,
Yeah.
My daughter, karma,
I would rather resign my post
My daughter, karma,
Than change one single thing
about my daughter.
My daughter, karma,
My daughter, karma,
I cannot believe
they're getting off scot-free.
My daughter, karma,
Get used to it.
My daughter, karma,
We're proud to have you
as a friend and president.
My daughter, karma,
Well, that was nice.
My daughter, karma,
uncover your...
I know, i know.
uncover your...
I want to, i do, i just promised
my kid i'd stick around.
uncover your...
I...i gotta go.
uncover your...
You should take the job.
No.
I promised you.
And i love
having you around,
But it's not good for mom.
You being here,
all fun and charming,
It just lets her
have hope again.
Hope? Oh, hey.
Your mom does not want me back.
She's always gonna be
in love with you,
And as long
as you're around,
She's just gonna keep
getting sucked back in.
I wanted to be here
for you.
So visit more.
I wanted to be here
for you.
Just call me next time?
No more motel getaways with mom.
I wanted to be here
for you.
I wanted to be here
for you.
Come here.
I wanted to be here
for you.
Deal.
I wanted to be here
for you.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
he's gone, mom.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
He took the job.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
of course he did.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
I'm done lying to my dad.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
It wasn't fair of me
to keep this from him,
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
And it wasn't fair of you
to ask me to.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
He deserves to know
the truth.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
And he needs to hear it
from you.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
There's my family.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
I was just talking
to the nicest folks.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
Their son's a bisexual.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
Bruce, honey?
Would you drive me home?
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
We need to talk.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
You know, it's funny.
When i joined pflag,
all i really wanted
Was to help people
learn and grow.
But the person who really
needed to learn and grow was me.
Is that amy?
Yeah, she had to go.
Is that amy?
Oh, you look really bummed
about that.
Is that amy?
Are you sure you're straight?
Is that amy?
Mom, i am not gay.
Let it go.
Is that amy?
Okay, okay, i'm sorry.
Is that amy?
And i accept you.
Is that amy?
Thank you.
Is that amy?
Is that amy?
You know,
i dated a woman in college.
Is that amy?
Mom!
Is that amy?
Stacy.
Is that amy?
She was the gentlest lover.
Is that amy?
Keep talking,
and i'm gonna stop dancing.
Is that amy?
Is that amy?
Ahh!
Sasha, hi.
You're home.
Ahh!
Liam, you've grown.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Prom will now be mandatory.
All must bring dates.
Prom will now be mandatory.
Amy and i will be bucking
the trend and going together.
Prom will now be mandatory.
Wait, what?
We never...
Prom will now be mandatory.
You were so over her,
remember?
Prom will now be mandatory.
We're going together, right?
Prom will now be mandatory.
What about
your new lab partner?
Prom will now be mandatory.
i'm trying to bait my crush
into asking me and nothing.
Prom will now be mandatory.
Hi, chem buddy.
Prom will now be mandatory.
Hey, felix, you don't have
a date for prom yet, right?
Prom will now be mandatory.
'cause my daughter needs me.
I'm not gonna tell daddy.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
This stepsister thing
isn't so bad.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
Just stay.
Please stay.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
I can't.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
I wish i didn't have
to think about this.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
I wish i hadn't given you
a reason to.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
Can i stay here for a while?
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
Have you ever had
your heart broken?
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
Yeah.
There's no magic bullet.
I want to stay in austin
'cause my daughter needs me.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
While liam's is
more of a magenta.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Of course we couldn't
make it work!
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
What did you get
from your book?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Liam is from mars,
and you're from venus?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Thanks for doing this
with me.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
That's what best friends
are for.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Just remind me how the hat
helps again.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Now is the time for me
to be figuring out who i am.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Like, i didn't think
that i used to be a hat person,
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
But maybe i am, and maybe
if i had been a hat person,
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
I could have made it work
with liam.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
You don't have to be any kind
of person but a karma person.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
So i should probably
lose the hat?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Yeah.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Mom?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Karma.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Oh, my god, the karma!
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
- Wait, no, um...
- Oh, my goodness.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
You must be amy.
We've heard so much about you.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
I'm debbie. This is jackie.
We're in your mom's pflag group.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
We were just finalizing plans
for our fund raiser.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
It's a hoedown.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Now, jackie, i thought we agreed
we're calling it a square dance.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Yeah, well, a hoedown
sounds so much more fun,
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Doesn't it, girls?
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Oh, and you two
have to come.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Everyone's dying
to meet you.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
- Why?
- Uh...
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Well, molly's told us
all about you.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
Karma and amy,
the out proud
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
And madly in love
lesbian couple.
So according to this book,
my love color is teal,
I know.
I'm so sorry.
I can't believe you haven't
told pflag i'm not a lesbian.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
That woman jackie is gunning
for my presidency,
I know.
I'm so sorry.
And her son is actually gay.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
If she found out the truth,
she would overthrow me
I know.
I'm so sorry.
And keep me from
all the good work i'm doing.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
I mean, it's one thing
for you to live a lie,
I know.
I'm so sorry.
But you can't make us
live one too.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, we're really trying
not to do that anymore.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
You're right.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna meditate on this
I know.
I'm so sorry.
And think about what's led me
to this point.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Don't be mad
at your mother.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
I mean, after the year
we've had, you know,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Losing the house
and the business,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Her pflag group is all she has.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Aww.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Molly's been working so hard
on this fund raiser, you know.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
It would mean the world to her
if you two would go.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Together.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
As a couple.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Dad, do you not see
how insane that is?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
- I mean, amy, do you...
- yeah, we could do it.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Mm-hmm.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
How could you even
consider this?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Well, your mom's always
been there for me,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
And if us being
a couple helps her,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Then i want to do it.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Yeah, but won't it be weird
for you?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Why would it be weird?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Ohh.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
If you're worried
about my feelings,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
There's nothing
to worry about.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
That's ancient history.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Okay.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Great, then it's not weird
for me.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Let's be lesbians.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Again.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Oh!
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
The guy you just killed
looked just like duke.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
I wonder what he's doing
right now.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
I don't know,
working out?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
What do you think the odds are
he's wearing a shirt?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
- Low, right?
- You are dead.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Oh! Shane, we've been
at this game for two weeks,
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
And we're so close
to beating it.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Simmer down, it's just a game.
You're obsessed.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
I'd rather obsess
over a video game
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Than obsess over an ex,
like you are.
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
This one's newish, right?
Dad, can you just stop powering
the house for one second?
Ugh!
Yeah, i'm the sad one.
You're right.
We used to be liam and shane.
We were hookup hunters,
and the world was our prey.
It's time to pick up our spears,
'cause we're gonna get
back on that horse.
I had a horse once.
I loved it, but it ran away.
You're the one that taught me,
The best way to get over someone
is to...
Get back together with them.
No!
, you're right.
- We will start tonight.
- Yeah!
Now, i don't want
to rush you,
But becky's waiting,
and it wasn't easy
Getting this appointment.
Maybe we should skip it.
Since she does your hair,
i'd probably just end up
Looking like a big whore.
Lauren.
What is wrong with you?
You have not been
yourself lately.
I think i know why.
You do?
Well, yeah,
you're still mad at me
For what we talked about
at the pageant.
Yep.
That's why i'm upset.
well, it's no reason
to take it out on poor farrah.
She didn't do anything wrong.
I can't be here anymore.
What in the...
that is too funny.
Oh, god, you're all still here.
We thought you'd be out by now.
We were just gonna
watch some tv.
And then i was gonna leave.
I could do that now.
I'm gonna leave now.
No, hank, listen.
Hey, nice to finally meet you,
man.
Been telling farrah
to invite you over.
You free for dinner?
no.
No, uh, i'm gonna be
with amy later
At this pflag square dance.
mm-hmm.
What pflag square dance?
And who would pee on a flag?
Parents and friends
of lesbians and gays.
So you told your dad
about all of that?
yeah, and he totally gets it.
It's so nice to have a parent
who supports me for once.
Do we have to do anything?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
The important thing
is that you're here.
And if you're moved to,
you can lend an ear
As people open their hearts
and share their experiences.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Do it, cowboy.
When does
the heart opening start?
- Whoo!
- Jackie?
What is all this?
And what on earth is that?
A human tumbleweed.
isn't it everything?
You were supposed to run
any changes by me.
I'm the president.
I'm the social chair,
So it is my job
to put on a fabulous event.
It is called a fun raiser
for a reason.
Fund raiser, you forgot the d.
That's a first.
How is this event
supposed to help anyone?
Help them with what?
We should be celebrating.
We got the fun kids.
Oh, speaking of which, you girls
have got to meet my son.
Honey.
This is shane
and his friend liam.
This is karma
and her girlfriend, amy.
Don't you all go to hester?
No, no, no, no, no.
They're not...
Friends with us yet.
Let's change that, shall we?
I think they have
drama together.
This is not healthy,
And you're talking
to someone
Who puts aside time
to smell duke's old shirts.
Shane, it's fine.
I don't have feelings
for karma anymore.
They went away
when i fell for reagan.
You covered them up
when you fell for reagan.
Now the regan band-aid's off,
and you're pouring salt
Into your open,
gaping karma wound.
Damn her
and her selfish schemes.
It wasn't even my scheme.
Right, so amy convinced you
to pretend to be a couple again?
Yes.
It was this whole thing
with my mom and her pflag group.
And...
can you just not say anything?
I'll do you one better.
I'm pretending
you're not even here.
Why are you even here?
Oh, let me guess.
You and shane are hitting on
gay guys and their girlfriends.
That's none of your business,
but yes.
Old liam is back.
Old amy isn't back,
and to keep it that way,
I have boundaries.
No more romantic speeches,
no more hand holding,
No slow dances, and voila,
no feelings.
oh,
she's the best thing that
- What's his deal?
- Being all know-it-all-y.
Yeah, liam too.
Can we just...Ignore them
and be girlfriends?
Yeah!
Who's ready to open
their hearts and minds
Yeah!
In a share circle?
Yeah!
Or you can open your legs and
jump on that mechanical bull.
Yeah!
Oh, but you can't go now
Yeah!
Because karma and amy
were just about to share.
Yeah!
Aww.
Yeah!
Oh, no, i don't think
anyone wants to hear us.
Yeah!
No, we...we actually
weren't planning on sharing.
Yeah!
But everyone here is dying to
hear your beautiful love story.
Yeah!
Please.
Yeah!
What the is this?
It's the pflag hoedown.
We're here to support you.
And your sister,
who has two supportive parents.
Where is she, by the way?
I heard you loud and clear
today, baby girl.
You're upset with me,
So i wanted to show you
that i support you.
Every day that i'm with amy,
i just feel like
The luckiest girl
in the world.
Every day that i'm with amy,
i just feel like
We're not only best friends
and lovers,
Every day that i'm with amy,
i just feel like
But, um, we're soul mates.
Every day that i'm with amy,
i just feel like
I'm sorry, did you say lovers?
Mom?
I'm sorry, did you say lovers?
You two are faking it again?
When i came here to support you,
this isn't what i had in mind.
You two are faking it again?
Please, you only came here
to one-up dad...it's so obvious.
You two are faking it again?
If he had even bothered
to show up,
You two are faking it again?
I'm sure he would agree
that this charade
You two are faking it again?
Is totally unhealthy.
You two are faking it again?
I don't see the harm.
You two are faking it again?
I'm sorry i'm late.
You two are faking it again?
Amy explained everything to me.
You two are faking it again?
See, dad gets it,
as usual.
You two are faking it again?
Now if you'll excuse me,
my fake girlfriend
You two are faking it again?
Is waiting for me.
You two are faking it again?
fake girlfriends, huh?
You two are faking it again?
I can never keep track
of what these kids are into.
You two are faking it again?
You two are faking it again?
You two are faking it again?
You two are faking it again?
Come on, show pony.
You love dancing.
You two are faking it again?
And it'd be a great way
for you to meet the people
You two are faking it again?
In your community.
You two are faking it again?
This is not my community,
there is no i in pflag.
You two are faking it again?
Actually, they're inclusive
of everyone.
You two are faking it again?
I called the national office.
They're real nice folks.
You two are faking it again?
Hey, how you doing?
I'm bruce.
You two are faking it again?
This is my daughter, lauren.
You two are faking it again?
Nice to meet you,
lauren and bruce.
You two are faking it again?
Lauren's an intersex.
What's your kid have?
You two are faking it again?
You two are faking it again?
Hon...
You two are faking it again?
But duke's biggest muscle of all
was his heart.
You two are faking it again?
- Mm-hmm.
- Also his quads.
You two are faking it again?
I'm sorry, i'm just dealing with
some trust issues from an ex.
You two are faking it again?
Can we start over?
You two are faking it again?
We just realized
that we have to go...
You two are faking it again?
- Leave the country.
- Pee.
You two are faking it again?
Did they just rip cord us?
Did they just rip cord us?
Staying number one
in your class
Did they just rip cord us?
Can't leave a lot
of free time, i know.
Did they just rip cord us?
I don't see how it would.
Did they just rip cord us?
On top of that,
you spent spring break
Did they just rip cord us?
Building habitat houses
in mexico?
Did they just rip cord us?
My god, debbie,
it's your favorite song.
Did they just rip cord us?
Let's go dance.
Did they just rip cord us?
- Can you believe that?
- I know.
Did they just rip cord us?
Like you could ever
build a habitat.
Did they just rip cord us?
Did they just rip cord us?
Is my mom proud of me
for anything real?
Did they just rip cord us?
No wonder i'm so good
at lying about myself.
Did they just rip cord us?
It's in my dna.
Did they just rip cord us?
We can't let our moms
ruin our night.
Did they just rip cord us?
Let's just forget about
this pflag stuff and have fun.
Did they just rip cord us?
You're right.
Did they just rip cord us?
And there is something
i've always wanted to try.
Did they just rip cord us?
This isn't real, right?
Maybe since we're rooming
together,
We've started
sharing nightmares.
Is it just me, or does
that bull remind you of duke?
Uh, what is my single, handsome
son doing just standing around?
I'm sorry, but duke is gone.
You just need
to get over that and move on.
And you...what happened
to liam booker, teen lothario?
The 12-year-old that used to hit
on my 18-year-old daughter?
What is the one thing
i always taught you?
The best way
to get over someone is to...
Get under someone else,
mom, we know.
Ooh, you should get
under that guy.
I guess i...
Could give it a shot.
That's it. That's my boy.
You go get him.
Do not talk about duke.
And if you don't come home
with his phone number,
I'm taking away your xbox.
All right.
Now let's find someone for you.
Uh, no, no, no,
don't bother.
The liam booker
you were talking about?
After karma and i broke up,
I thought i could go back
to being that guy.
I'm just not him anymore.
Did you say karma?
oh.
- Get off me.
- Here, let me help you up.
Sorry i body slammed you.
You okay?
I'm fine.
Ugh, your hair, let me fix it.
Thanks.
aww.
Such a cute couple.
You should be proud.
Too bad they're faking it.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Why, did you tell your friends
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
That i have a space launch
to get to?
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Actually, jackie knows
you're faking it,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
And we gotta leave
before she tells everyone.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
What was i thinking?
Lying is wrong.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Why did you tell all
of these people lies about me?
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Am i that disappointing?
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
No, honey, no, no, no.
This is not about you.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
This is about me.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
I don't know
if you can understand this,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
But sometimes i say
and do things that i think
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Will make people like me.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
And i hate that about myself,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
That i care so much
about what these people think.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
But i don't think
that i can stand to stay here
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
And watch jackie
tell everyone that i lied.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
It's okay if you want to go,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
But, mom,
if these people only like you
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Because of something
that isn't real,
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Then they don't actually
like you.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
And they're not worth
all of this.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
How did my daughter
get so wise?
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
By pretending to be
a lesbian.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Karma, grab your stuff.
We gotta go.
Honey, there you are.
Your father and i
are having such a good time.
Honey, there you are.
Honey, there you are.
I'd forgotten
how funny he is.
Honey, there you are.
Look, i'm sorry
i was so quick to judge earlier.
Honey, there you are.
I know how complicated
things can be with a first love.
Honey, there you are.
I just didn't want you
holding on to hope,
Honey, there you are.
Like i did with your father.
Honey, there you are.
You know what, it's years later,
and he's finally here.
Honey, there you are.
I mean, for you, i mean.
Honey, there you are.
Mom...
Honey, there you are.
I'm just saying
maybe people really can change.
Honey, there you are.
Oh.
Honey, there you are.
so i fill it
Honey, there you are.
with the ones
i loved and lost
Honey, there you are.
Lauren?
Hi.
What are you doing here?
My dad thinks i belong here
because i'm...You know.
Here.
Put that on.
He's so clueless.
Farrah's screwing amy's dad,
He's so clueless.
And i have to keep it a secret
or else my dad gets hurt.
He's so clueless.
And then his idea
of supporting me is dragging me
He's so clueless.
To this pflag hoedown
and humiliating me.
He's so clueless.
What the
are you doing?
Okay.
What the
are you doing?
Look, if it makes you
feel any better,
What the
are you doing?
I moved out
a couple weeks ago,
What the
are you doing?
And my parents,
they haven't even called.
What the
are you doing?
They don't know where i am,
and they don't care.
What the
are you doing?
At least your dad's trying.
What the
are you doing?
I can't believe i'm getting
family advice from liam booker.
What the
are you doing?
You sure you don't want
to ride the bull?
What the
are you doing?
I shouldn't.
It's a trigger.
What the
are you doing?
Ha, you're funny.
Really funny.
What the
are you doing?
You know, people usually use
humor as a defense mechanism,
What the
are you doing?
So i guess the question is,
what are you defending?
What the
are you doing?
- Uh...
- Uh, wow.
What the
are you doing?
I'm sorry,
that happens sometimes.
What the
are you doing?
My parents are therapists.
What the
are you doing?
Since you brought it up,
What the
are you doing?
I just went through
a terrible breakup,
What the
are you doing?
And i was trying
to make jokes
What the
are you doing?
To keep me from talking
about duke,
What the
are you doing?
Because now that i've started
talking about him,
What the
are you doing?
I'll never stop.
What the
are you doing?
- I should go.
- No, no, wait.
What the
are you doing?
I'm gonna time you.
What the
are you doing?
You have ten minutes
to talk about duke.
What the
are you doing?
Timer's up, i'm gonna start it
over and talk about my ex.
What the
are you doing?
We just broke up last week,
What the
are you doing?
And i've been overanalyzing
the hell out of it.
What the
are you doing?
But we'll get to that.
What the
are you doing?
And...Go.
What the
are you doing?
Uh, okay, don't judge,
What the
are you doing?
But our first kiss
was behind a dumpster.
What the
are you doing?
Where was the second kiss?
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
i fall
What the
are you doing?
to pieces
What the
are you doing?
each time
What the
are you doing?
Thanks for saving a dance
for your old man.
What the
are you doing?
I was being too hard on you.
I know you're doing your best.
What the
are you doing?
Listen, when i first found out
about your condition,
What the
are you doing?
You know, your mother
wasn't around to talk to.
What the
are you doing?
I didn't know what to do,
What the
are you doing?
And i was just trying
to protect you.
What the
are you doing?
I thought keeping
this whole thing secret
What the
are you doing?
Was a way to do that.
What the
are you doing?
And i was wrong.
What the
are you doing?
I am...I'm proud
of my intersex daughter!
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
Listen to me,
you'll always be my baby girl.
What the
are you doing?
All right, i love you.
What the
are you doing?
So from now on,
no more secrets.
What the
are you doing?
you walk by
What the
are you doing?
This has been okay, right?
Not too weird?
What the
are you doing?
No, no way.
It's been fun.
What the
are you doing?
It has been fun,
hasn't it?
What the
are you doing?
No boy drama,
no girl drama.
What the
are you doing?
No giant check drama.
What the
are you doing?
Just you and me.
What the
are you doing?
I wish it could always
be like this.
What the
are you doing?
Me too.
What the
are you doing?
What the
are you doing?
Um, excuse me, everyone.
What the
are you doing?
I have an announcement
to make.
What the
are you doing?
My daughter, karma,
Is straight.
My daughter, karma,
My daughter, karma,
I let you all believe
that she was gay
My daughter, karma,
Because i wanted it to be true,
My daughter, karma,
But i have to accept the fact
that my daughter
My daughter, karma,
Will never, ever be a lesbian.
My daughter, karma,
But despite this, she has
many other wonderful qualities.
My daughter, karma,
She's kind and caring, creative.
My daughter, karma,
Oh, she has
the most beautiful voice.
My daughter, karma,
Oh, and she was so quick
to potty train.
My daughter, karma,
Mom!
Mom, that's enough, thanks.
My daughter, karma,
Yeah.
My daughter, karma,
I would rather resign my post
My daughter, karma,
Than change one single thing
about my daughter.
My daughter, karma,
My daughter, karma,
I cannot believe
they're getting off scot-free.
My daughter, karma,
Get used to it.
My daughter, karma,
We're proud to have you
as a friend and president.
My daughter, karma,
Well, that was nice.
My daughter, karma,
uncover your...
I know, i know.
uncover your...
I want to, i do, i just promised
my kid i'd stick around.
uncover your...
I...i gotta go.
uncover your...
You should take the job.
No.
I promised you.
And i love
having you around,
But it's not good for mom.
You being here,
all fun and charming,
It just lets her
have hope again.
Hope? Oh, hey.
Your mom does not want me back.
She's always gonna be
in love with you,
And as long
as you're around,
She's just gonna keep
getting sucked back in.
I wanted to be here
for you.
So visit more.
I wanted to be here
for you.
Just call me next time?
No more motel getaways with mom.
I wanted to be here
for you.
I wanted to be here
for you.
Come here.
I wanted to be here
for you.
Deal.
I wanted to be here
for you.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
he's gone, mom.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
He took the job.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
of course he did.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
I'm done lying to my dad.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
It wasn't fair of me
to keep this from him,
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
And it wasn't fair of you
to ask me to.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
He deserves to know
the truth.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
And he needs to hear it
from you.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
There's my family.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
I was just talking
to the nicest folks.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
Their son's a bisexual.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
Bruce, honey?
Would you drive me home?
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
We need to talk.
Amy, there you are.
Have you seen your father?
You know, it's funny.
When i joined pflag,
all i really wanted
Was to help people
learn and grow.
But the person who really
needed to learn and grow was me.
Is that amy?
Yeah, she had to go.
Is that amy?
Oh, you look really bummed
about that.
Is that amy?
Are you sure you're straight?
Is that amy?
Mom, i am not gay.
Let it go.
Is that amy?
Okay, okay, i'm sorry.
Is that amy?
And i accept you.
Is that amy?
Thank you.
Is that amy?
Is that amy?
You know,
i dated a woman in college.
Is that amy?
Mom!
Is that amy?
Stacy.
Is that amy?
She was the gentlest lover.
Is that amy?
Keep talking,
and i'm gonna stop dancing.
Is that amy?
Is that amy?
Ahh!
Sasha, hi.
You're home.
Ahh!
Liam, you've grown.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Prom will now be mandatory.
All must bring dates.
Prom will now be mandatory.
Amy and i will be bucking
the trend and going together.
Prom will now be mandatory.
Wait, what?
We never...
Prom will now be mandatory.
You were so over her,
remember?
Prom will now be mandatory.
We're going together, right?
Prom will now be mandatory.
What about
your new lab partner?
Prom will now be mandatory.
i'm trying to bait my crush
into asking me and nothing.
Prom will now be mandatory.
Hi, chem buddy.
Prom will now be mandatory.
Hey, felix, you don't have
a date for prom yet, right?
Prom will now be mandatory.