Fairy Tail (2009–2019): Season 3, Episode 136 - The True Villain, Once Again - full transcript

The Butt Jiggle Gang is back and they're dead-set on finding one of the mysterious clock parts before Fairy Tail does. In order to get ahead of them, Erza dons one of their skintight black uniforms and teaches them the meaning of true villainy.

My feint worked, yeah!

--Gonna hafta do better than that!
--Excellent! Now this is a fight, yeah!

hajimari no sora e... hikari sasu hou e...

nani mo kowaku nai... boku ga iru kara...

nando mo chi ni hiza o tsuite
puraido o mamorenakute

utagai bakari umarete mo mada me o tojinaide

ima koko de kanousei o
mikiwameru koto nante nai

namida ga ame ni kawaru toki tada kizuite hoshii

kuyashisa wa haki suteru yori

tsurete yuku koto de imi ga aru kara

kimi ga nozomu subete ga
tatoe tsukamenaku tatte



hitotsu dake yuzurenai mono te ni shite

hajimari no sora o mukae ni yuku yo

furikaerazu mae o mite

se ni kaze o kanjita nara fukuzatsu
na koto nante nani mo nai hazu sa

miwataseba itsumo no egao ga aru kara

hitori de kakae komanaide

kotae wa aserazu kono michi no tochuu de

deau mono sa kitto

Is this really the place?

I think so.

There's a line in "Key of the Starry Heavens."

"Silently the key rests,
embraced by the sound of prayer."

Prayer...

That does suggest a chapel.



But where here could it be hidden?

I'll take a look from high up!

While Natsu battles it out inside the tomb,

Erza's team encounters something
truly grotesque in the Sorcery Library.

What... is that?

I-I'm not sure...

Ouch!

Run!

Who's going to clean this up?

"True Scoundrels, Once Again"

"True Scoundrels, Once Again"
True Scoundrels, Once Again.

The Butt Jiggle Gang!

Goddess!

Big Sister!

We missed you so much!

So you're the ones who did such
unspeakable, horrific things to Wendy?!

Horrific?!

I'm told you forced her to
dress in a horrendous manner!

Are you referring...

...to this outfit?!

Aah! That's...!

If anything, she liked wearing it!

It looked great on her!

She shredded it!

You guys are monsters for making
Wendy dress so horrifically!

Yeah!

Poor Charle has had been plagued by
nightmares ever since that train robbery!

Yes...

Every night, I'm chased by throngs
of Wendies dressed all in black!

That nightmare... has come to life...

Charle! Stay strong!

Oh-ho. Nightmares, huh?

Lackeys! Huddle up!

Right!

You hear that?! They said we're horrifying!

Nightmares, horrifying...
There's no greater praise than that, Boss!

Let's spread songs of nightmares
and horror to all the people, Boss!

Hold on, Lackey B.

She's just a cat.

You're scared of us, huh?!

Well, of course you are! We're true scoundrels!

The Butt Jiggle Gang!

Uhh, we already know your name.

You guys knocked those books down!
I expect you to put them all back!

Huh?

You heard her. Get to work, you two!

--Wha...?!
--But you knocked 'em over, Boss!

Don't talk back!

Just for that, you get 36 push-ups!

--No way!
--That's another half-hearted number...

Just do it!

1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6!

7! 8! 9! 10!

What's... going on?

Are they actually comedians?

No, we aren't!

It looks like we'll just
have to take it by force!

Ooh! Now that's manly!

It's truly the scoundrel way!

Don't you two have push-ups to do?

We finished!

What were you doing here?

A-All of scoundrel-dom knows
that Fairy Tail is looking

for an awesome treasure that'll
turn the world on its head!

So if we can just snatch it...

...the Butt Jiggle Gang'll rule the world!

Absolutely not!

Charle!

Why are you wearing that?

I suspected this might happen,
so I prepared it in advance.

Oh! I'd expect no less from our goddess!

This is too wonderful!

I wanna be your follower forever!

Have you all forgotten what I said before?!

I told you to give up being true
scoundrels and study for your future!

Deep down, you're actually nice people!

You're only trying really hard to act mean!

Please, recognize who you truly are!

Who we... truly are?

Please, think back to when you were kids.

Those simpler times when you'd get muddy

running and playing in
the fields until sunset...

When you'd laugh with your friends
and talk about your dreams...

Think back, and you'll see your true selves!

Just how serious is she being?

Entirely, I think...

Boss!

What do we do?!

You lackeys are pathetic!

No true scoundrels would cry
over something like this!

Boss!

We're true scoundrels!
That's what we truly are!

And if you insist we're wrong...

...then tell us what the Butt Jiggle
Gang's "true self" or whatever is!

What do you mean by that?

I'm saying that since
we're doing what you want,

you can at least abide by one
little rule of ours, y'know?

Erza! Don't do it!

--Very well.
--Wha...?!

Are you... okay with this?

Where'd you get the flower?

I picked it during our picnic.

It has a nice fragrance, you see.

That's a great fashion idea,
accenting just one thing!

Mm. It's surprisingly comfortable.

Well, of course.

But I must ask...

Just how much pride do you
place in these black suits?

Pride?!

Yes.

As you call yourselves true scoundrels,

surely you have some unique, personal
philosophies on scoundrel-dom.

I wish to know the aesthetics
of being a scoundrel.

U-Umm, you haven't forgotten
why we're here, have you?

No. Misguided as they may be, these
scoundrels must be taught a lesson.

I'm going to beat serious sense into them!

--Now's our chance.
--Huh?

I think this is part of Ms. Erza's plan.

She probably wants us to look for
the clock part while she distracts them.

Are you sure? Erza seems really into this...

Erza's true intentions aside,

what Wendy said makes sense.

Take this.

I'll contact you when I find the clock part.

Right!

You're staying here?

Well, I am their goddess!

Don't tell me you actually
like that outfit and--?

Let's get going!

Still, what really worries me
is the Legion Platoon.

Why is that?

Are they trying to cause an uproar
by spreading word about this stuff

and dragging unrelated people into it?

That could be what the
"chaos" thing is all about.

No point fretting about it.

We have to focus on what we can do now.

This must be the place Lucy pinpointed.

The clue was, "Upon the knowledge
of age-old sorcery does time rest."

Upon knowledge?

All the books here are about old magic.

Printing technology didn't exist back then;

these are transcribed manuscripts
filled with ancient wisdom.

The Sorcery Library is the sole home

to knowledge and
techniques of times long past.

And the clock part is here too?

It must be hidden.

Fire Dragon...

...Roar!

Drat! It was a ruse, yeah!

Fire Dragon Iron Fist!

Huh? What are you laughin' for?

Your magic power, yeah. It's nothing special.

Huh?!

I've been thinking it for a while, actually...

Your offensive power is more
show than anything, yeah.

What?!

Samuel mentioned you guys were
frozen in time for seven years, yeah.

Which means your magic power's
at the level it was seven years ago!

So what?!

While you were frozen in time,
I improved myself like crazy

until I reached the level I'm at now!

So there's no way I'd lose to a guy
from seven years ago, yeah!

Enough of your nonsensical bragging!

That's got nothin' to do with anything!

I'm always at my full power!

Fire Dragon...

...Brilliant Flame!

It's pointless!

He's...!

--Big Brother Natsu!
--Natsu!

Natsu?!

Oh, Looly! Found ya, yeah!

Not him!

He's got a new name for her...

--Come, yeah!
--I'm getting sick of you!

You butt out of this!

You just never learn, yeah!

Why, you little...!

Now then, Loobsy!

Stay away!

Take this!

I see you don't learn either!

Natsu!

Na... tsu...

You're... not doing this on purpose, are you?

Not you, too...!

I never knew this black costume
held such a deep secret!

You're willing to cry for me, lackeys?

Boss!

What should we do, Ms. Erza?

I'm not sure how to respond to that story...

I'm not moved.

You smeared black ink all over
a T-shirt when you were a child

because you'd spilled soy sauce
on it and feared your mother's ire.

How exactly is that tear-jerking?

It's an admirable story!

Naïve!

That's not scoundrel-like at all!

Say what?!

In fact, it's because of that attitude that
your men are so emotionally dependent.

If you insist on calling yourself their leader,

then you must act as an example to them!

I think you might be missing the point again...

So you'll now do...

...100 push-ups!

What?!

If you're going to force
your men to do push-ups,

you need to set an example first!

Only a half-hearted scoundrel does
a half-hearted number of push-ups!

So let's see you do a full hundred!

Wh-Wh-Why, you...!

Boss!

Do a hundred push-ups and
make her say, "Horsefeathers!"

Uhh, no one says that in this day and age--

Boss! Please!

Their hopeful looks...

...are tearing at my heart!

All right. I'll do it for you.

Watch closely, lackeys!
You're about to see a true scoundrel!

--So fast!
--That's our boss!

Umm, you might want to pace yourself...

The Sorcery Library is in utter confusion.

Meanwhile, the confusion here
grows ever greater as well.

Keep on shootin' at me

and you guys will end up
demolishing this place, yeah.

He's right, Romeo! We can't use magic!

Darn it!

Loopsy!

Come! Let's continue our wedding
ceremony in the presence of God!

I'm outta here!

Come back, yeah!

I don't think so!

Michelle! Do something!

We just need to get him out of here.

He doesn't know yet that the
clock piece might be in here.

But how do we do that?

I have an idea!

I have the same idea.

What? What? What is it?

Tell me, too!

Act as bait?

B-Bait?

The only person who can distract Dan now...

...is you!

Come on! Just do it!

Bait... for what?

A wedding!

Why?!

In short, we need to use his
feelings to our advantage!

Wha...?!

All right!

Here goes!

Dan!

Yes, Loopyloo?

Come here... please!

--Huh?
--Maybe that wasn't stimulating enough?

Yeah. That was pretty weak...

Yeah!

Choo-choo!

Love, yeah!

Catch me if you can!

I will, yeah!

--Get back here, yeah!
--He fell for it!

It worked like a charm!

Big Brother Natsu! Now!

All right! Go, Happy!

Aye, Sir!

Doesn't matter if my strength's
seven years out of date or not.

When we all work together...

...we can overcome anything!

Romeo!

Yeah!

Fire Dragon...

...Iron Fist!

You did it, Natsu!

Howdya like that?!

Things are finally quiet again...

Wh-What the...?!

The wall is shining!

I-It's huge!

This is...!

The clock piece!

This is where it was?!

That attack must've caused it to be revealed!

You're awesome, Big Brother Natsu!

Yeah, I knew all along!

Oh, you!

But we finally have one!

What's the matter, Happy?

It's just that this is the first time one
of Lucy's seduction plans has worked!

You could leave out the "first time" part!

At last, I've found it!

Thi... rty... eight...!

--Hang in there, Boss!
--Show us what you're made of!

M-My arms...

You're nothing but talk.

Are you okay?

I refuse to give in!

The Butt Jiggle Gang's true power...

...is in this!

Lackeys! Get ready!

Right!

Gas Butt Triple...

--Ms. Erza! Look out!
--...Ecstasy!

What is this?!

This stench is oddly familiar!

Cana!

Are you okay?

O-Oww...

Cana! Look!

A secret passage...

I guess we have that stench to thank...

It's still in my nose, though...

This has to be it...

The clock piece...

I guess we really should
thank the source of that smell.

Now do you realize our might?!

What... a crude technique...

Ms. Cana's found the clock part!

The treasure? In that case...!

Point-blank... Ecstasy!

Ms. Erza!

How are we supposed to carry this?

Take this!

Howdya like them apples?!

Butts talk, losers walk!

Now you've done it.

How dare you defile my cherished memory!

Divine Retribution!

You haven't seen the last of us!

There they go...

I hope they never come back.

You okay, Erza?

I'm still reeling...

So, how do we haul this thing, anyway?

Oh, that's easy. I'll just carry
it with the rest of my things.

What's taking so long?

Quit whining and start digging!

Man, talk about a slave-driver...

Can't really blame him, though.

What's the matter?

Someone's watching.

--What?
--Someone? Who?

Aww, I've been noticed.

He's with the Legion Platoon!

Why are you here?!

Isn't it obvious?

We want the same thing, do we not?

mukishitsu na bokura no sekai wa

kirameita toki o nazotte dekita

fuhai shita metoroporisu

migarusa wa kanjinai

anata no nozonda kekka

haiiro ni afureteru

kore ga risoukyou?

hoshii mono wa subete te ni ireyou

hoshii mono wa taema naku ataeyou

muishiki no naka ni hisonderu

mienai koe ni shitagai ikite yuku

All right. You and I are both hungry,
and there are two fish in front of us.

--What would you do?
--I'd eat two fish.

--Wh-What if there were four fish?
--I'd eat four.

I-I see.

Are you forgetting that I'm hungry too, Natsu?

--No, I've saved some for you too.
--Huh? What kind of calculation is that?

"Next Episode: Defying Calculation"
Next Episode: Defying Calculation.

I eat the meat, and you eat the bones.

See, that's half for each of us!

If you're being serious
then I really respect you.