Fairy Tail (2009–2019): Season 3, Episode 126 - The Truly Evil Jiggle Butt Gang - full transcript
Natsu's motion sickness gets out of control as the members of Fairy Tail escort a client's giant shipment of gold via train. With the dragon slayer down for the count, can the others protect the freight from the notorious Butt Jiggle Gang?
hajimari no sora e... hikari sasu hou e...
nani mo kowaku nai... boku ga iru kara...
nando mo chi ni hiza o tsuite
puraido o mamorenakute
utagai bakari umarete mo mada me o tojinaide
ima koko de kanousei o
mikiwameru koto nante nai
namida ga ame ni kawaru toki tada kizuite hoshii
kuyashisa wa haki suteru yori
tsurete yuku koto de imi ga aru kara
kimi ga nozomu subete ga
tatoe tsukamenaku tatte
hitotsu dake yuzurenai mono te ni shite
hajimari no sora o mukae ni yuku yo
furikaerazu mae o mite
se ni kaze o kanjita nara fukuzatsu
na koto nante nani mo nai hazu sa
miwataseba itsumo no egao ga aru kara
hitori de kakae komanaide
kotae wa aserazu kono michi no tochuu de
deau mono sa kitto
I can't... go on...
Let me off...
Just hang on for two more hours!
You can do it, Natsu!
He really is pathetic.
Listen, you guys...!
Wendy. Use another Troia spell on him.
At this rate, Natsu's gonna melt away
before we reach our destination.
Good point.
Troia!
Wha...?! It didn't work!
"True Scoundrels--The Butt Jiggle Gang"
"True Scoundrels--The Butt Jiggle Gang"
True Scoundrels--The Butt Jiggle Gang.
I'm dying... Someone do something...
Huh? That's strange!
I'll try it again!
That didn't do much...
Troia! Troia! Troia!
Doesn't work at all...
What?! How come?!
Usually it perks him right up!
Not enough power?
Only one possibility comes to mind...
The constant use of Troia magic
every time we've used transportation...
...has caused Natsu to
develop a resistance to it!
A r-resistance to Troia?!
No way! That's possible?!
It sure is.
It only took so long with him
because he's so dense to begin with.
There's nothing we can do, Natsu.
You'll just have to put up
with it for two more hours.
This is terrible...
That's...
...easy for you guys to say!
This time, Natsu and friends
have taken a cargo security job.
A certain wealthy individual wants
a large amount of gold bullion
to be safely delivered to his client.
They're to travel west from Magnolia
on a six-hour trip across the land
and then safely deliver the cargo.
Four hours have passed so far without incident,
but little do Natsu and company realize
that a horrific evil looms nearby.
All right, lackeys! Let's do this thing!
Yeah!
After all, we're the great...
...Butt Jiggle Gang!
--Roll call! Lackey A!
--Here!
--Lackey B!
--Here!
Operation "Steal the Entire Freight Car
Carrying the Gold Bullion and Scram"
will now begin!
Got it!
Fwoop! Fwoop! Fwoop!
Fwoop, fwoop, fwoop!
Fwoop!
Okay! That's the freight car!
The treasure's just a step away!
I thought this plan through.
Nothing will get in the way!
Wh-Wh-Who is that?! What is he doing there?!
What do we do now?!
Do we change the plan?!
Calm down. True scoundrels
never change their plans.
It's precisely times like this that true
scoundrel craftiness comes into play!
All right, guys!
You go check out the freight
car while I distract him!
Roger!
You okay?! Pull yourself together!
--Butt in... Butt in...
--Butt out... Butt out...
What's wrong, guy?
Ol' motion sickness got ya down?
Yeah, pretty much...
Dunno who you are, but I feel...
a little better now...
Worrying about a complete stranger like me...
You're one nice guy...!
Nice guy?!
Like, seriously, the guys in there,
they took this job knowing that
I get sick when I ride on stuff!
Job? What kind of job?
We're guarding the cargo here.
Oh? Your friends are guarding it, huh?
I think we can take a look from here!
Gently... Gently...
Butt... crack.
Don't worry about it too much, Wendy.
It's no use. It takes her a while
to get over things like this.
And Natsu never should've taken
this job. He knew he'd get sick.
Yeah. But it sounded like he was really bored...
Still, I'm a failure of a wizard if I
can't use magic when it matters most.
Whoa, that's getting too depressed!
Wizard?!
I know how you feel, guy!
Nothing's more painful than
not getting along with your pals!
Especially when you're in a leadership position!
Oh, you understand, Mister?!
Hey, now. You okay there?
Boss!
Wh-What?! You scared me!
There are people inside!
I know. They're guarding
the cargo in the freight car.
And it sounds like they're wizards.
They got this same mark on 'em.
Meaning they're with some guild.
That makes things a tad tougher...
Nothing else is coming out...
Huh?
There's more of you?
These are my pals!
They're such nice guys!
They came to take care of you!
They can never ignore people in need!
Wow, you guys are all so nice!
Stay strong, guy!
Us nice guys are rootin' for you!
Natsu? Come on inside!
I wonder if he feels better.
He's a dense guy; it might've taken
a while for the magic to take effect.
Mr. Natsu? What is--
Hello!
Hi there!
Umm... Wh-Who might you be?
Pardon us, please.
Hey! Only authorized personnel
are allowed in here!
Actually, we found this guy
unconscious over there, you see...
--Huh?!
--Unconscious?!
Oh, my! This is serious!
Sheesh...
Mr. Natsu...
Natsu! Pull yourself together!
What the...?!
Nobody move! Or the girl gets it!
Oh! You're so cool, Boss!
--Truly a true scoundrel!
--True scoundrel?!
Don't tell me you guys are after this cargo?!
That's right! And we ain't afraid of no wizards!
'Cause we're true scoundrels!
The great Butt Jiggle Gang!
"Jiggle"
Is that a joke?
How uncool.
Uhh, Natsu isn't breathing--
Aww, shut up!
Men! Power up!
Yeah!
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle!
Uhh, what are you guys doing?
That's even more uncool.
I think I'm gonna barf...
Listen here! This cargo belongs
to the Butt Jiggle Gang now!
Now I have to ask you all to jump off!
Don't be stupid! Like we'd
ever listen to villains like you!
Are you really in a position to say that?!
Ms. Lucy...
--It'll be okay, Wendy!
--We will rescue you!
They don't just look dirty!
So, what'll it be?!
Are you gonna jump off or not?!
--Well?!
--Well?!
Well?! Well?! Well?!
Well?!
Fully charged up!
Let's do it! Butt Jiggle Secret Art!
--Gas Butt...
--...Triple...
...Ecstasy!
Pee-yew!
Everyone!
It's in my nose and in my clothes!
It's going to ruin my skin!
Whoa, I'm falling!
We refuse...
...to be done in like this!
Thanks, guys!
Oh, no! The smell's still in my nose!
--I'm out of strength...
--Me too...
What?! No way! We're falling, you know!
Huh? Where is everyone?
Plue! You're all right!
Mr. Natsu! Please wake up!
Hello? Hello?
What... the heck is this?
A celestial spirit named Plue!
Plue...
It's oddly cute.
It titillates my rough, scoundrel heart...
Umm...
Lackey A! Lackey B! Get up!
I-It stinks...
Look! Look!
This here's a celestial spirit!
Never seen one before!
Celestial spirit?!
--So cute...
--So soothing...
So adorable...
E-Excuse me...
Whoops!
What kind of true scoundrels are we,
getting distracted like that?!
Get focused again! 23 push-ups!
We hafta do it?!
What kinda number is that?
Urgh! Just do it!
One! Two...!
I'm sure the others are fine.
It's up to me to protect the gold!
What do you plan to do next?
We're gonna take this here gold, obviously!
Think you can protect it all by yourself?
Plue's here too!
You could still be useful to us as hostages!
Try anything funny and who
knows what'll happen to him!
Boss...
We finished the push-ups...
This is no time for relaxing!
Lackey B! Get to work!
Right!
Tada-da-dah!
A bomb?!
--All right!
--We did it!
Ahh! The cargo!
The gold now belongs to the Butt Jiggle Gang!
Be seein' ya!
Ready thrusters!
Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy, second salvo!
Fire!
Yahoo!
Hey, look!
Let's go after them, guys!
My nose is cleared out now.
See that, guild?! See that, wizards?!
There's nothing the Butt Jiggle Gang can't do!
But the car's going to
end up stopping before long.
Are you going to blast
gas each time like before?
Plus you didn't seem to
bring anything with you;
how do you plan to carry all this cargo?
Don't tell me that never crossed your mind...?
We've stopped!
What now, Boss?!
Did you really think I didn't think this through?!
With muscles like ours,
there's nothing we can't...
...do!
Does that mean...?!
Now we'll rely on our own physiques!
--Boss!
--Ouch!
Are you all right?!
Do I look all right?!
In that case...!
Little girl...
Healing magic is my specialty.
I hope it eases your pain a little...
How do you feel, Boss?
Y-Yeah! It's like the pain's
vanishing into thin air!
This girl is really something!
Thanks, little girl. I feel better.
What a relief...
But if your magic's that powerful,
couldn't you just use it on this guy too?
It doesn't work.
There is a spell to prevent nausea,
but I used it so much it has no effect anymore...
I really need to become a higher-level wizard...!
Little girl... It sounds like you have it tough...
Oh, not at all!
Everyone in Fairy Tail is very nice!
I'm so glad to have joined this guild!
So admirable!
But you don't seem like such bad people either!
Whoa, now!
I appreciate you helping me and all,
but those words are the worst
insult to give to a true scoundrel.
Listen here!
A true scoundrel is--
Actually, maybe you should think
about how to carry the cargo instead?
She has a good point!
How are we gonna carry it?
Argh! Lackeys, huddle up!
Right!
Lately, my rear has been...
I need to take responsibility.
What would Mr. Natsu or
Ms. Lucy do at a time like this?
That's it!
Umm, excuse me!
--Wh-What is it?!
--You scared us!
If you really want the gold that badly,
then I can speak to our client and
ask him to share some of it with you!
Wha...?!
You sure that's okay?!
In return, promise that you'll never
do anything bad like this again!
Heh, I dunno about that...
Then forget about the gold.
You can't be serious!
If you promise, then I'll move this freight car!
You can do that?!
Yes! I think I can do that
gas thing you did before too!
You're gonna pull off the
Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy, little girl?!
I didn't mean that!
Okay! You got a deal, little girl!
Huh?!
Lackeys, huddle up!
Right!
Now listen. We're going to
pretend to go along with her.
No true scoundrel would ever be
satisfied with just a little bit of gold!
We'll lower her guard, and then
take it all when the time is right.
Good thinkin', Boss!
You got the brains of
a true scoundrel, all right!
All right, little girl!
Let's see you move this thing!
How is she gonna do it without the Gas Butt?
Beats me.
She's a puny wizard but also
has that guild's mark on her.
Maybe she'll use some kinda crazy magic?
Let's wait and see, then.
All right! Here goes!
Sky Dragon Roar!
--Whoa!
--What the heck?!
--This magic power!
--It's Wendy!
Hurry, Happy!
Aye, Sir!
What do you think? That should make
up for lost time in one fell swoop!
Little girl, are you... one of
those "Dragon Slayer" people?!
Yes, that's right...
--Allow us to call you "Big Sister"!
--Huh?
I've never met anyone so incredible!
Please let us call you a comrade--
no, goddess--of the Butt Jiggle Gang!
Huh?!
As such...
...I ask that you don this
Butt Jiggle Gang uniform!
Do so, and we'll follow you
to the ends of the earth!
I'm the one who should say, "Huh?!" here!
Lackeys, huddle up!
Right!
Are you serious?! Goddess?!
Oh, I'm serious. Serious as can be.
And I be.
We need someone with awesome
magic like hers on our side.
We're gonna use her and
make her the ultimate ally!
Good thinkin', Boss!
Now what?
My only choice at this point is
to pretend to be on their side.
I have to be strong now!
I'm the only one who can protect the gold!
--So, the plan now is to--
--Umm...
C-Cute...!
I'm so glad! This is the greatest
moment of the Butt Jiggle Gang!
You'll be our goddess?!
Yes...
Then we'll start with this pose!
We are the great...
...Butt Jiggle Gang!
We've stopped!
Goddess! You're up!
Right!
Sky Dragon...
Hold it!
What the...?!
Mr. Natsu is inside!
Okay--?
What are you cosplaying?
Wendy... Why are you dressed like that?
Huh? Oh, err, I can explain!
Natsu!
Wake up!
You're conscious? Are you better now?
Oh, did we finally stop?
Wendy's in trouble!
What?!
What did you guys do to Wendy?!
Depending on your response, I might
have to start biting some throats!
Save us, Goddess!
I wouldn't fight back if I were you.
Huh?!
Lackeys, huddle up!
Right!
She's friends with them...
Why are they listening to her?
What's this about a goddess?
Let's give up on being true
scoundrels and reform our ways.
Maybe you'd like to study wizardry?
Fairy Tail has many correspondence courses!
Why not request some pamphlets
and see what you think?
Goddess... You have that
much compassion for us?
--Come to think of it, we've...
--...never once thought about our future!
Big Sister! You really are a kind person!
What's going on here?
She ends up soothing even the vilest of villains.
That's Wendy's style, all right.
Style?
All right, you guys.
Natsu!
I told him everything!
Wendy! Those bad guys are
threatening you, right?!
No, it's not like that, Happy!
So, the only reason you
guys were so nice to me...
...was because you're robbers?
How dare you trick me!
--Yikes!
--Fire!
Fire Dragon...
Mr. Natsu! Wait! I'm trying to reform them!
...Iron Fist!
Look at them fly.
I don't think those people
were that bad, actually.
How long were you hoping to make me wait?!
We're sorry! We ran into
some trouble on the way!
I can't take this anymore...
You wound up getting sick again, huh?
--At any rate, I'm halving your pay!
--Wha...?!
Talk about strict...
Wendy! Use your style again!
Soothe this guy's heart!
Huh?
That Gas Butt Army's gonna pay for this!
The Butt Jiggle Gang won't be beat!
We're not gonna stop 'til we've mastered
the art of being true scoundrels!
Ooh! That's so suave!
We'll follow you wherever you go!
Let's do it! Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy!
All right! Now we're on a straight
course to true scoundrel-dom!
This isn't the last you've heard of us!
mukishitsu na bokura no sekai wa
kirameita toki o nazotte dekita
fuhai shita metoroporisu
migarusa wa kanjinai
anata no nozonda kekka
haiiro ni afureteru
kore ga risoukyou?
hoshii mono wa subete te ni ireyou
hoshii mono wa taema naku ataeyou
muishiki no naka ni hisonderu
mienai koe ni shitagai ikite yuku
We meet at last, Dark King Happy!
Take this! Fire Dragon Roar!
What's the matter, Salamander? I'm over here!
Damn! Being invisible is cheating!
Fight me fair and square!
I'm over here now!
"Next Episode: The Terror of Invisible Lucy!"
Next Episode: The Terror of Invisible Lucy!
No, I don't think you're cut out for that.
I wanna be in the limelight
too sometimes, you know!
nani mo kowaku nai... boku ga iru kara...
nando mo chi ni hiza o tsuite
puraido o mamorenakute
utagai bakari umarete mo mada me o tojinaide
ima koko de kanousei o
mikiwameru koto nante nai
namida ga ame ni kawaru toki tada kizuite hoshii
kuyashisa wa haki suteru yori
tsurete yuku koto de imi ga aru kara
kimi ga nozomu subete ga
tatoe tsukamenaku tatte
hitotsu dake yuzurenai mono te ni shite
hajimari no sora o mukae ni yuku yo
furikaerazu mae o mite
se ni kaze o kanjita nara fukuzatsu
na koto nante nani mo nai hazu sa
miwataseba itsumo no egao ga aru kara
hitori de kakae komanaide
kotae wa aserazu kono michi no tochuu de
deau mono sa kitto
I can't... go on...
Let me off...
Just hang on for two more hours!
You can do it, Natsu!
He really is pathetic.
Listen, you guys...!
Wendy. Use another Troia spell on him.
At this rate, Natsu's gonna melt away
before we reach our destination.
Good point.
Troia!
Wha...?! It didn't work!
"True Scoundrels--The Butt Jiggle Gang"
"True Scoundrels--The Butt Jiggle Gang"
True Scoundrels--The Butt Jiggle Gang.
I'm dying... Someone do something...
Huh? That's strange!
I'll try it again!
That didn't do much...
Troia! Troia! Troia!
Doesn't work at all...
What?! How come?!
Usually it perks him right up!
Not enough power?
Only one possibility comes to mind...
The constant use of Troia magic
every time we've used transportation...
...has caused Natsu to
develop a resistance to it!
A r-resistance to Troia?!
No way! That's possible?!
It sure is.
It only took so long with him
because he's so dense to begin with.
There's nothing we can do, Natsu.
You'll just have to put up
with it for two more hours.
This is terrible...
That's...
...easy for you guys to say!
This time, Natsu and friends
have taken a cargo security job.
A certain wealthy individual wants
a large amount of gold bullion
to be safely delivered to his client.
They're to travel west from Magnolia
on a six-hour trip across the land
and then safely deliver the cargo.
Four hours have passed so far without incident,
but little do Natsu and company realize
that a horrific evil looms nearby.
All right, lackeys! Let's do this thing!
Yeah!
After all, we're the great...
...Butt Jiggle Gang!
--Roll call! Lackey A!
--Here!
--Lackey B!
--Here!
Operation "Steal the Entire Freight Car
Carrying the Gold Bullion and Scram"
will now begin!
Got it!
Fwoop! Fwoop! Fwoop!
Fwoop, fwoop, fwoop!
Fwoop!
Okay! That's the freight car!
The treasure's just a step away!
I thought this plan through.
Nothing will get in the way!
Wh-Wh-Who is that?! What is he doing there?!
What do we do now?!
Do we change the plan?!
Calm down. True scoundrels
never change their plans.
It's precisely times like this that true
scoundrel craftiness comes into play!
All right, guys!
You go check out the freight
car while I distract him!
Roger!
You okay?! Pull yourself together!
--Butt in... Butt in...
--Butt out... Butt out...
What's wrong, guy?
Ol' motion sickness got ya down?
Yeah, pretty much...
Dunno who you are, but I feel...
a little better now...
Worrying about a complete stranger like me...
You're one nice guy...!
Nice guy?!
Like, seriously, the guys in there,
they took this job knowing that
I get sick when I ride on stuff!
Job? What kind of job?
We're guarding the cargo here.
Oh? Your friends are guarding it, huh?
I think we can take a look from here!
Gently... Gently...
Butt... crack.
Don't worry about it too much, Wendy.
It's no use. It takes her a while
to get over things like this.
And Natsu never should've taken
this job. He knew he'd get sick.
Yeah. But it sounded like he was really bored...
Still, I'm a failure of a wizard if I
can't use magic when it matters most.
Whoa, that's getting too depressed!
Wizard?!
I know how you feel, guy!
Nothing's more painful than
not getting along with your pals!
Especially when you're in a leadership position!
Oh, you understand, Mister?!
Hey, now. You okay there?
Boss!
Wh-What?! You scared me!
There are people inside!
I know. They're guarding
the cargo in the freight car.
And it sounds like they're wizards.
They got this same mark on 'em.
Meaning they're with some guild.
That makes things a tad tougher...
Nothing else is coming out...
Huh?
There's more of you?
These are my pals!
They're such nice guys!
They came to take care of you!
They can never ignore people in need!
Wow, you guys are all so nice!
Stay strong, guy!
Us nice guys are rootin' for you!
Natsu? Come on inside!
I wonder if he feels better.
He's a dense guy; it might've taken
a while for the magic to take effect.
Mr. Natsu? What is--
Hello!
Hi there!
Umm... Wh-Who might you be?
Pardon us, please.
Hey! Only authorized personnel
are allowed in here!
Actually, we found this guy
unconscious over there, you see...
--Huh?!
--Unconscious?!
Oh, my! This is serious!
Sheesh...
Mr. Natsu...
Natsu! Pull yourself together!
What the...?!
Nobody move! Or the girl gets it!
Oh! You're so cool, Boss!
--Truly a true scoundrel!
--True scoundrel?!
Don't tell me you guys are after this cargo?!
That's right! And we ain't afraid of no wizards!
'Cause we're true scoundrels!
The great Butt Jiggle Gang!
"Jiggle"
Is that a joke?
How uncool.
Uhh, Natsu isn't breathing--
Aww, shut up!
Men! Power up!
Yeah!
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle!
Uhh, what are you guys doing?
That's even more uncool.
I think I'm gonna barf...
Listen here! This cargo belongs
to the Butt Jiggle Gang now!
Now I have to ask you all to jump off!
Don't be stupid! Like we'd
ever listen to villains like you!
Are you really in a position to say that?!
Ms. Lucy...
--It'll be okay, Wendy!
--We will rescue you!
They don't just look dirty!
So, what'll it be?!
Are you gonna jump off or not?!
--Well?!
--Well?!
Well?! Well?! Well?!
Well?!
Fully charged up!
Let's do it! Butt Jiggle Secret Art!
--Gas Butt...
--...Triple...
...Ecstasy!
Pee-yew!
Everyone!
It's in my nose and in my clothes!
It's going to ruin my skin!
Whoa, I'm falling!
We refuse...
...to be done in like this!
Thanks, guys!
Oh, no! The smell's still in my nose!
--I'm out of strength...
--Me too...
What?! No way! We're falling, you know!
Huh? Where is everyone?
Plue! You're all right!
Mr. Natsu! Please wake up!
Hello? Hello?
What... the heck is this?
A celestial spirit named Plue!
Plue...
It's oddly cute.
It titillates my rough, scoundrel heart...
Umm...
Lackey A! Lackey B! Get up!
I-It stinks...
Look! Look!
This here's a celestial spirit!
Never seen one before!
Celestial spirit?!
--So cute...
--So soothing...
So adorable...
E-Excuse me...
Whoops!
What kind of true scoundrels are we,
getting distracted like that?!
Get focused again! 23 push-ups!
We hafta do it?!
What kinda number is that?
Urgh! Just do it!
One! Two...!
I'm sure the others are fine.
It's up to me to protect the gold!
What do you plan to do next?
We're gonna take this here gold, obviously!
Think you can protect it all by yourself?
Plue's here too!
You could still be useful to us as hostages!
Try anything funny and who
knows what'll happen to him!
Boss...
We finished the push-ups...
This is no time for relaxing!
Lackey B! Get to work!
Right!
Tada-da-dah!
A bomb?!
--All right!
--We did it!
Ahh! The cargo!
The gold now belongs to the Butt Jiggle Gang!
Be seein' ya!
Ready thrusters!
Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy, second salvo!
Fire!
Yahoo!
Hey, look!
Let's go after them, guys!
My nose is cleared out now.
See that, guild?! See that, wizards?!
There's nothing the Butt Jiggle Gang can't do!
But the car's going to
end up stopping before long.
Are you going to blast
gas each time like before?
Plus you didn't seem to
bring anything with you;
how do you plan to carry all this cargo?
Don't tell me that never crossed your mind...?
We've stopped!
What now, Boss?!
Did you really think I didn't think this through?!
With muscles like ours,
there's nothing we can't...
...do!
Does that mean...?!
Now we'll rely on our own physiques!
--Boss!
--Ouch!
Are you all right?!
Do I look all right?!
In that case...!
Little girl...
Healing magic is my specialty.
I hope it eases your pain a little...
How do you feel, Boss?
Y-Yeah! It's like the pain's
vanishing into thin air!
This girl is really something!
Thanks, little girl. I feel better.
What a relief...
But if your magic's that powerful,
couldn't you just use it on this guy too?
It doesn't work.
There is a spell to prevent nausea,
but I used it so much it has no effect anymore...
I really need to become a higher-level wizard...!
Little girl... It sounds like you have it tough...
Oh, not at all!
Everyone in Fairy Tail is very nice!
I'm so glad to have joined this guild!
So admirable!
But you don't seem like such bad people either!
Whoa, now!
I appreciate you helping me and all,
but those words are the worst
insult to give to a true scoundrel.
Listen here!
A true scoundrel is--
Actually, maybe you should think
about how to carry the cargo instead?
She has a good point!
How are we gonna carry it?
Argh! Lackeys, huddle up!
Right!
Lately, my rear has been...
I need to take responsibility.
What would Mr. Natsu or
Ms. Lucy do at a time like this?
That's it!
Umm, excuse me!
--Wh-What is it?!
--You scared us!
If you really want the gold that badly,
then I can speak to our client and
ask him to share some of it with you!
Wha...?!
You sure that's okay?!
In return, promise that you'll never
do anything bad like this again!
Heh, I dunno about that...
Then forget about the gold.
You can't be serious!
If you promise, then I'll move this freight car!
You can do that?!
Yes! I think I can do that
gas thing you did before too!
You're gonna pull off the
Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy, little girl?!
I didn't mean that!
Okay! You got a deal, little girl!
Huh?!
Lackeys, huddle up!
Right!
Now listen. We're going to
pretend to go along with her.
No true scoundrel would ever be
satisfied with just a little bit of gold!
We'll lower her guard, and then
take it all when the time is right.
Good thinkin', Boss!
You got the brains of
a true scoundrel, all right!
All right, little girl!
Let's see you move this thing!
How is she gonna do it without the Gas Butt?
Beats me.
She's a puny wizard but also
has that guild's mark on her.
Maybe she'll use some kinda crazy magic?
Let's wait and see, then.
All right! Here goes!
Sky Dragon Roar!
--Whoa!
--What the heck?!
--This magic power!
--It's Wendy!
Hurry, Happy!
Aye, Sir!
What do you think? That should make
up for lost time in one fell swoop!
Little girl, are you... one of
those "Dragon Slayer" people?!
Yes, that's right...
--Allow us to call you "Big Sister"!
--Huh?
I've never met anyone so incredible!
Please let us call you a comrade--
no, goddess--of the Butt Jiggle Gang!
Huh?!
As such...
...I ask that you don this
Butt Jiggle Gang uniform!
Do so, and we'll follow you
to the ends of the earth!
I'm the one who should say, "Huh?!" here!
Lackeys, huddle up!
Right!
Are you serious?! Goddess?!
Oh, I'm serious. Serious as can be.
And I be.
We need someone with awesome
magic like hers on our side.
We're gonna use her and
make her the ultimate ally!
Good thinkin', Boss!
Now what?
My only choice at this point is
to pretend to be on their side.
I have to be strong now!
I'm the only one who can protect the gold!
--So, the plan now is to--
--Umm...
C-Cute...!
I'm so glad! This is the greatest
moment of the Butt Jiggle Gang!
You'll be our goddess?!
Yes...
Then we'll start with this pose!
We are the great...
...Butt Jiggle Gang!
We've stopped!
Goddess! You're up!
Right!
Sky Dragon...
Hold it!
What the...?!
Mr. Natsu is inside!
Okay--?
What are you cosplaying?
Wendy... Why are you dressed like that?
Huh? Oh, err, I can explain!
Natsu!
Wake up!
You're conscious? Are you better now?
Oh, did we finally stop?
Wendy's in trouble!
What?!
What did you guys do to Wendy?!
Depending on your response, I might
have to start biting some throats!
Save us, Goddess!
I wouldn't fight back if I were you.
Huh?!
Lackeys, huddle up!
Right!
She's friends with them...
Why are they listening to her?
What's this about a goddess?
Let's give up on being true
scoundrels and reform our ways.
Maybe you'd like to study wizardry?
Fairy Tail has many correspondence courses!
Why not request some pamphlets
and see what you think?
Goddess... You have that
much compassion for us?
--Come to think of it, we've...
--...never once thought about our future!
Big Sister! You really are a kind person!
What's going on here?
She ends up soothing even the vilest of villains.
That's Wendy's style, all right.
Style?
All right, you guys.
Natsu!
I told him everything!
Wendy! Those bad guys are
threatening you, right?!
No, it's not like that, Happy!
So, the only reason you
guys were so nice to me...
...was because you're robbers?
How dare you trick me!
--Yikes!
--Fire!
Fire Dragon...
Mr. Natsu! Wait! I'm trying to reform them!
...Iron Fist!
Look at them fly.
I don't think those people
were that bad, actually.
How long were you hoping to make me wait?!
We're sorry! We ran into
some trouble on the way!
I can't take this anymore...
You wound up getting sick again, huh?
--At any rate, I'm halving your pay!
--Wha...?!
Talk about strict...
Wendy! Use your style again!
Soothe this guy's heart!
Huh?
That Gas Butt Army's gonna pay for this!
The Butt Jiggle Gang won't be beat!
We're not gonna stop 'til we've mastered
the art of being true scoundrels!
Ooh! That's so suave!
We'll follow you wherever you go!
Let's do it! Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy!
All right! Now we're on a straight
course to true scoundrel-dom!
This isn't the last you've heard of us!
mukishitsu na bokura no sekai wa
kirameita toki o nazotte dekita
fuhai shita metoroporisu
migarusa wa kanjinai
anata no nozonda kekka
haiiro ni afureteru
kore ga risoukyou?
hoshii mono wa subete te ni ireyou
hoshii mono wa taema naku ataeyou
muishiki no naka ni hisonderu
mienai koe ni shitagai ikite yuku
We meet at last, Dark King Happy!
Take this! Fire Dragon Roar!
What's the matter, Salamander? I'm over here!
Damn! Being invisible is cheating!
Fight me fair and square!
I'm over here now!
"Next Episode: The Terror of Invisible Lucy!"
Next Episode: The Terror of Invisible Lucy!
No, I don't think you're cut out for that.
I wanna be in the limelight
too sometimes, you know!