Ex Isle (2016-…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Taking the Plunge - full transcript

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- There's still an emotional
connection tying you together.

I'm gonna give you guys
a physical representation

of what you're emotionally
doing to yourselves.

- Dr. Ish took drastic measures

to get through to the exes.

- For the rest of the day,
you all are going to be

physically tethered to your ex.

- Ashley and Antonio
couldn't wait to cut the cord.

- Antonio!
- [bleep].

- Samantha and Sean acted like

they were on their honeymoon,



and once the exes
finally broke free...

Guys, girls, come on in!

They were blindsided
by the arrival

of ten eligible singles.

- Oh!
- Whoo!

- Yeah!

- But tension built
as jealousy crept in.

- I'm gonna let
every girl here know

they're not gonna last long.

- Okay.

- You guys have kids?
- They got a kid.

- Oh, that's right.

- What the hell is that?
You see what I'm seeing?

Like, why is she
doing that [bleep]?



- You're married and divorced?

- What?
- Oh, [bleep].

- That's crazy.

- Do you like chocolate?
- Mm, yeah.

- And Lucas had his eyes
on a new Brittane.

- I can tell you right now
that I am not

going to get along
with this chick at all.

- 21 days,
1 ultimate decision.

Can these exes break free
before they break down?

This is "Ex-Isle."

[upbeat music]

- Cheers to...
- To a new beginning!

- Having fun!

- So y'all didn't know
what was...

- We had no idea.
- No, no idea...

- Wow.
- They didn't tell us until

a couple hours ago
that we were the "twist."

- 'Cause we didn't know.

- Supposedly your ex
is the same name as me,

but you're not gonna get
the same thing, I promise you.

- So better then?

- I-I think so.

- Really?
- It's a challenge, right?

- The second
the singles come in,

I'm having a great time.

Literally got an old Brittney
who my ex is

and then a new Brittane
shows up.

One thing that's good
is I can remember her name

without any issues,
so that's a plus.

- Definitely when we were
standing in line I was like,

"The one hidden
behind there is cute."

Meaning you.

My name is Brittane.
I'm from San Diego and I'm 25.

Single life is fun!

I'm going out
and meeting new guys,

you know, flirting,
but it gets old really fast.

Coming to this island,
my expectations are just to

find someone that I have
a serious connection with.

Lucas, by far, is the hottest
one, so I felt like I had to.

I had to.

- Oh, no.

- Yes.
- Okay.

No, I'm just...

- As far as dating goes,
Samantha's the issue.

She's always found a way
to sneak in

and make her presence known
to the point

where the other person
is just like, "I'm out."

And I don't want to deal
with this, you know?

They're a much better-looking
bunch than we are.

Best thing I can do right now

is distance myself
from everybody else.

So, yeah, it's...
it's pretty tough.

- Yeah, you are, uh,
definitely stunning.

Like, I see that.

- I am so happy
to see some new faces.

I can't stand looking
at John's face anymore

and I have a new attitude
on moving forward.

We didn't know there was
gonna be people coming.

- Other people coming, yeah.

- Yeah, so we kind of,
like, thought...

- We were supposed to be
you guys' big surprise.

- Ooh, yeah.
- My name is Matthew.

I am 26 years old

from Moreno Valley, California.

I am a hopeless romantic

and I came to this island
to have some fun, you know?

I'm definitely not shy
from making moves.

- I'm like, "It's gonna take
one handsome mother[bleep]

for me to find any kind of,
like, immediate attraction."

- I heard that.
I heard that.

- You go to church?
Catholic?

- No, I'm Christian.

- Christian?
Okay.

I do feel like the therapy
is working

and all I want to do

is to put everything
out up front.

We had a really toxic,
uh, relationship.

- How long were you together?

- I actually...I stole money
from her.

The drama's gonna come out
and I want all my drama

to come out of my mouth
instead of everybody else's.

- You stole money?

- I wouldn't necessarily
say steal.

- John is under the impression

that he has all the game
in the world.

- I lied a lot and, like,

I always took from her.

Took, took, took, took, took.

- But when it really
comes down to it,

it's kind of a train wreck.

- "You're not gonna
[bleep] tell me

"what the [bleep] I'm gonna do.

"I'm gonna boot, boot,
boot, boot, boot.

"Boot, boot, boot,
boot, boot, boot."

- Nicole.
- Nicole? Evan.

- Evan, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Look at that handshake.

- I feel like everybody's
just bouncing around.

Just trying to, like,
see who's vibing, who's not.

I'm James.
I'm 26.

My earlier stages in life I was
just like a hard-core cheater.

So...

yeah, I just had to grow up.

Just, you know, get over that.

I came here with a open mind

and hoping for me to actually
make a connection with someone.

- I need to stay
away from you

'cause, like, Geminis...

- I'm a fun guy.

- I know you are.

- I did, um,
track 15 years.

- I did cross-country.

- Oh, give it to me!

Give it to me!
What?

- My name is Amy.
I live in Las Vegas now.

You know,
I'm financially independent,

spiritual, you know, in shape,

but if I had to describe myself
in one word, it would be

supercalifragilistic-
expialidocious.

- How long you been single?

- I haven't had,
like, a real,

steady boyfriend since college.

I'm looking for somebody
to enjoy the ride with.

- Do you ballroom?

- Yeah, I...you do ballroom?

- Yes, I did it
for two years.

Well, I did it
because of the classy of it

and it's attrac...

- It's very.
- Yeah.

- Maybe we should mingle.

- Listen, Drea, come closer,
come closer, come closer.

- You come closer.
This way.

- Meet me in the halfway.
Meet me halfway.

- No, meet me right here.
- Meet me halfway.

I see Drea and,
you know, she looks nice.

You know, I get the feeling
like, you know,

she's like
"Around The Way Girl."

- Okay, wait, so what
happened with Nicole?

How long did you guys date?

- About seven,
eight months.

Seven, eight, nine months.
- And when'd you break up?

- It was last July.

Last June, July.

- Oh, last year.
- Like, end of...

- When's the last time
you had sex with her?

- It was, like...
last time we had sex,

maybe a couple weeks ago.

- A couple weeks ago?

Buzzkill.

I don't want anything
to do with somebody

who is involved with their ex.

That is my biggest turnoff
right now

and I want to feel
I'm the priority.

I'm the girlfriend.
I'm important.

And if you can't give me that
then you gotta go.

Are you sure you're done?

- Yes, I'm done.

Now we got some
new blood in here,

I felt like
it was a great night

and I'm left with
the best impression with Drea.

I feel like there
might be something there

but I guess we gotta see
what happens.

- This is really strange for me

to see Lucas
hit on these girls.

And I understand that
we're here to move on,

but it's, like,
happening pretty fast.

- Oh, [bleep].
Oh, I came back.

- I'm ready for the pool.

- I came back.
I came back for round two.

Oh, there go round two.

- How you doing?
- Come on, let's race.

- I think Lucas might get
a nipple shot tonight.

- Lucas is motorboating
for real, right now.

- I gotta figure out
where I'm sleeping.

- I feel bad
because it's pretty obvious

Brittney is jealous.

She does not approve of
the other Brittane and Lucas.

- I'm caszh, you're caszh.

- We're caszh.

- Are you going to bed?

- Are you going to bed?

- She's changing.

- Do you want him
to go with you?

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Let's have a talk.

- Talk time.
- A sit-down.

- Yeah, at this point
I'm just so over it.

I'm pissed.

I'm respecting
that he, you know,

has found a girl
and I'm like, "Okay."

But, like, he and Nicki Minaj

are outside all of a sudden,

talking a couple feet away
from me,

not in the room.

- Are you interested in,
like, another girl?

Like, another girl
that's, like, single?

- Here?
- Yeah, let me know, like...

- You're at the top
of the list.

- Hmm.

- But I'm gonna go
in the room.

- You mean now
I have to use the room?

I'm over here getting
[bleep] eaten up by mosquitoes

because I gave up
my room for you,

and you're over here having
an eight-hour conversation

when you should've
taken her up to the room.

Like, make a decision.

Are you gonna [bleep] her
or not?

- Like, am I crazy
for being pissed?

- No, I'm pissed too.
- Look at this!

I got mauled by mosquitoes
for his ass.

- I mean, I personally think
she's reacting this way

because she's jealous.

If she's not happy
then no one's happy,

but at this point,
I could care less.

[Brittane moaning]

- I know you're all pissed
but I-I apologize

and I think that
I was being selfish.

- Whatever.
It's just rude.

It's just rude.

- I don't understand why.

Why am I here?

- How could you not get that?

- I feel like
you're not knowing

how to deal with it.

- [bleep].
You're right.

I can't talk about...
I can't talk about it.

- I just want to say that

congratu-[bleep]-lations,
Lucas.

- Thanks, it's a little
awkward, though, like,

you know,
the whole situation.

- Why? Why?
- Why? Why?

- You still holding on.
Why is it awkward?

- So after
last night's debauchery

that was, kind of, like,
pretty crazy and wild,

uh, Brittane and I, you know,

we took it to
a more physical level.

I would say for the most part

she's different
from my ex, Brittney.

So...

we are back in the game!

Whoo!

Wahoo!

Oh, nice, beach day.

Whoo!

- Where's Lucas?
In the room?

- Yeah, he's, uh...

- I don't want to talk
about him right now.

- She was letting
Lucas know,

you know, what it was
and what it wasn't.

I wanted Lucas to...

[laughter]

- You sure that's great,
Brittney?

The fact that Lucas just
got some action so fast,

I think that Brittney,
you know, she's bummed.

- So we get to go
to the beach today.

- Hell, yeah.

- But I think she doesn't want
to show that.

- I'm so excited
to get in that ocean.

You know, I had a little bit
of a tough night last night

because I am definitely
struggling with this situation

and this is weird for me.

- Man of the hour!

Everybody give a round
of applause.

Lucas is here.

- Don't clap for that.

- Brittney?
- Yes, dear?

- Come here for a second.

When I see Brittney,
um, the general plan

is to kind of, like,
talk about last night

and clear some air.

I know you're all pissed,

but I apologize and I think
that I was being selfish.

- Whatever, it's just rude.
It's just rude.

I don't know.
I'm ready for the beach.

- You're ready for what?

- I'm ready for the beach.

We're cool.

- [chuckles]
We're cool.

Everything's fine.

Oh, God, here we go.

I am nervous because
Brittney is like a firecracker

and I can tell
that she's jealous right now.

- To the beach!

- Can I get a "yeah"?

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

- Oh, my God.
- The hell is this?

- Look at them!
Oh, my gosh.

We finally
going to the beach.

- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, guys.

- Whoo!
- Hi, everybody.

- But every time I see
Dr. Ish and Carmen,

something is always
about to go down.

[evil laughter]
Come to me.

- Welcome. Welcome.
- Yeah, what's up, guys?

- What up? What up? What up?
- What up? What up? What up?

- I see signs
so that tells me a whole lot.

- "Good Samaritan.

Crazy Sex Drive.
Cheater."

There's a lot of signs.
I don't know what's going on.

- Everybody's smiling.
Look at this.

- Did you have fun
with your singles last night?

all: Yeah!

- Good to hear that.

Kind of nice to have some
new people in the mix, right?

Mix it up a little bit.
- Yeah.

- So, Lucas...
[clears throat]

Did you get a lot
of rest last night?

- Wow.

This is the first time
Lucas has been speechless.

A gentleman never tells, right?

- That's true.
- Absolutely.

Okay, it's time to put yourself
back out there

and start dating again.

- Your singles
last night are all here

looking for love
just like you.

- Now, guys,
we've been talking a lot

about moving on
from your ex.

The best way to make

a connection is
to just dive in.

And on this island,
that means each of you

are gonna have a chance
to go on dates

with one of the new roommates.

- Yay! I like dates.
- All right.

- Out in the ocean behind me,
you'll see five surfboards.

Each one of those surfboards
represents

one of the guys
and one of the girls

that moved in last night.

- Wait, huh?
- Oh.

- We all pick dates based
on what we see on the outside,

and a lot of times,
it turns out

not to be what we thought.

Today I'm gonna help you
avoid that mistake

by picking what's on the inside
and not what's on the outside.

You will notice
two are positive attributes

and one is negative.

There is no such thing
as a perfect person

but there is such a thing

as the person
who's perfect for you.

So you will each need to decide

which combination
of positive traits

and which negatives you can
put up with in a partner.

- I like this game already.

- I-I like this.

- You'll find out which single
you actually chose

when you show up
on your blind date.

Ladies, you'll go first.

Are you guys ready for a little
competition or what?

[all cheering]

- I seen "cheater"
and I definitely

didn't want the cheating board.

Been there, done that
plenty of times.

- Okay, ladies.
- Let's go, Brit!

- The surfboard I got my eye on
is the farthest one, of course,

where the only bad quality
is "mama's boy."

Kind of got a little crush
on the tall fella, Joshua.

- All my family is...is within
15 minutes of each other.

- Oh, that's wonderful.

And Blake is kind of
interesting.

- Now, do you go
over there often?

- Never?

- I'm just trying to remember

the whole conversation
last night and, like,

really try and go
for one of those two.

- I ran cross-country
so I know how this works.

It can hurt.

I definitely have my eye on
"pays on all the dates"

but he's, like, a mama's boy.

You know, I can deal with a
mama's boy 'cause mama's boys

know how to treat their women.

- I'm tripping you guys up.

- I paid attention
to who I was attracted to.

- And I'm just here to have fun

and look for a girl
I could take home to mama.

- And he's a mama's boy

so I think I know who that is.

- Ready?

- You better go!
Here we go!

- I've dealt with the guys
who have no steady income.

That is not the guy I need.

I'm not letting my girls mess
with that.

- Set!
- Go, mami! What you got, baby?

- This is a competition
I know I'm gonna win.

- Go get your man, girls!

- Oh, heads up, Luke.

Who gets the young lady?

Lucas and Brittane Minaj
hooked up last night

and I'm like, "Hell, no."

This is the chick that comes
to my table, I'm finna die.

- Each board
represents the traits

of one of the new singles.

- On my cue, you'll race out
to the surfboards,

and pick the one
that interests you the most.

- All the girls
wants the mama's boy

but in my mind,
there's nothing in my way.

I'm gonna get my board.

- Ready?
- You better go! Here we go!

- Set!
- Go, mami! What you got, baby?

- Go get your man, girls!

- Ashley is the first one!

She the first one
in the water!

- There you go.
- Go!

Go get it!
That's why we dated!

- Damn Brittney
and her long legs and arms

is going after the board
I wanted.

The "mama's boy" board.

- Look at Brit
with the long legs.

You see that?

- Damn, you want that?

All right, I'll take this one.

I ended up with the cheater.
[bleep] it.

- Ah, Jaymie knows
what she wants.

- I end up with the board
that I wanted.

Wants to get married,
world traveler, divorced guy.

I am really happy
with my decision.

- Whoo!
- Oh, look, "no steady income."

- Ashley done [bleep] up.
Uh-oh.

- I had a "Baywatch" flashback.
I don't know.

- Did you?
Yeah.

- Good job, legs!

- That's what I'm
talking about.

- Good job, ladies.

- Great job.

What did you choose
and why?

- I chose somebody

that I can share adventures with

and see the world with.

- The hell she is.

Jaymie ends up with
"world traveler" and "divorced."

I've been divorced
and we didn't work out,

so I'm thinking to myself like,
"What the hell are you doing?"

- Now, Brittney,

did you get the guy
you wanted?

- I got what I wanted.
- Very nice.

Why did you want that?

- I don't know.
I can handle a mama's boy.

I think that's nice.

I think that means
you treat your mom good,

you might treat your woman good.

- Oh.
- That's very smart.

Ashley.

- Well...

- The income thing
doesn't bother you?

- No.
- All right, girl.

- I can upgrade somebody.

- "No steady income."

What the hell?
Like, really?

Good luck with your benefits,
baby.

- Good luck tonight.

Now, Nicole,
what did you pick and why?

- Uh, I got what was closest.

- Uh-huh.

- I mean, I like sex.

[laughter]

I ended up
with a flippin' cheater.

This the opposite board
that I wanted to pick.

This is the board I said, "I
don't want this board at all."

- Samantha, what did you pick
and why?

- I got "personal trainer,"
"loves to cuddle"...

- Okay.

- And "closet smoker."
- All right.

- It's obvious Samantha

doesn't want to be going
on a date

but I want her to go out
and experience this

because I'm trying to move on.

- Put yourself back out there,

start going on new dates,

start meeting new people,

and on this island that means

getting to know
your new roommates.

- Okay.

- All right, fellas,
it's your turn.

- Oh, yeah!
Let's go, baby!

- Show me what you're
working with.

- Out of all those boards,
I have my eyes on

"High standards, morals,"

and I'm pretty sure I have
my mind made up on who I like.

100% in my mind, Margot's board
is the one that I have picked.

- I do triathlons.

I'm actually part
of a church team.

I want someone to, like,
push me and be like,

"You can do better."

- Fast-ass mother[bleep].

I might do a little bit of a 180

and pick someone
that's not Brittane Minaj.

So the board
that I'm swimming towards

is the one that says
"wants to get married,"

"financially independent."

I think it's Roxy.

- I'm at stage now

where I'm actually ready
to meet someone special

and to have maybe a kid or two.
Yeah.

- Do you want kids?
- Of course.

- All right, guys,
it's your turn.

all: Whoo!

- Are you ready?

Get set!

Go get your girls!

- Oh, [bleep]!
All right.

- Go!

- Um, I look at the boards
and I realize

that I don't care,
because you know why?

I already talked to four girls
and hit it off with four girls,

so if I land in anywhere
in that range,

I'm batting 1,000, baby.

- Freddie craves attention
right now.

- Go! Go!
- Go get 'em!

- Go! Go!

- John and Lucas.

- Oh, my God,
come on, John!

- Why does it seem like
they picked signs

that sound like their exes?

- "Craves attention," really?

He can't even text more
than three times a day.

How the [bleep] is he
gonna handle that?

- Oh, my God, Lucas takes
the one I'm going for,

so the board I picked
was "professional flirt,"

which I hate but I'm trying to
be open-minded about everything.

- There we go.

And good for Antonio,
his date has a nest egg.

Check that out.

- Let's go, baby!
- Yeah!

- Good job, guys, good job.
- Whoo!

- Good job, guys!
[applause]

- That was pretty intense,
guys.

- Wasn't it?

- Everybody but Freddie.

What happened?

Are you happy
with your outcome?

- "Massage therapist,"
it's a plus.

Loving that.

"Not into one-night stands."

I'm not either, so that's fine,

and "neurotic," uh,
that's fine.

We can work with that.
- You'll work with that.

Good, good.
Good luck tonight.

- Uh, Lucas,
it's kind of interesting

that you pulled a board

with someone that actually wants
to get married.

- Yeah, I'm surprised as well.

[all laughing]

- I think it's hilarious
'cause the night before,

he was making out with a girl,

and the next day
he wants marriage?

- Who knows?
Hopefully one day

I will find the right girl.

It's all up in the air.

- Next up, Antonio.

- Well, I picked religion

because, um, that's where
it starts in a relationship.

- Okay.
- Build up from there.

- Okay.

- So if I can handle her, I'm
pretty sure she can handle me.

- Next up, John.

- High moral standards
is something that I

definitely need
'cause I need somebody

who's gonna hold me accountable
for what I do.

- Really?

John is full of [bleep].

- Okay. Good.
I like that.

Hope you have a great time
on your date tonight.

- I'm pretty sure I will.
- All right, Sean.

How do you think
you're gonna be able

to work with the board
you do have tonight?

- What I do have
is a board that says,

"works two jobs"...
- Uh-huh.

- Which shows to me that
she's not afraid of hard work

so she's not looking for

financial dependency.
- Uh-huh.

This is gonna be
a different way to date.

I'm very excited for all of you
because guess what.

- What?

- You already have an advantage.

You already know what's
going on on the inside,

so now the outside
is just a plus, right?

- Yes, of course.

- Here's the thing to remember.

You guys aren't perfect,
and neither are they.

And by the way,
that's not a bad thing.

What's a negative to one person

may be a positive
to somebody else.

You never know.

The main thing
for you to remember

is tonight,
the goal is to go out,

talk to other people, and see
what else is out there, right?

- Absolutely,
I'm ready to have fun.

- Absolutely.
Enjoy it, enjoy it.

- Okay, that being said,

it's time to head back
to the villa

and get ready
for your blind date.

- Whoo!
- Good luck, guys.

- Whoo!

- Good job, guys.
You killed it.

- I'm going to the room.

I need to get the sand
out of my vajay.

- I really don't know.

- I know.

She's so upset,

but you gotta have faith
in your guy, right?

- Yeah.

- I'm very excited
to go on a date.

I'm not sure who it is but I'm
gonna try to enjoy this person

and I'm thinking
it's my time to shine.

- Knock-knock.

I wanted to come in
and check with my guys

before your big dates.

You guys ready?

- Ready.

- Antonio, your date
is actually sick.

So instead of you going out,

we're gonna have you
do your date here.

Okay?
- Oh, she's sick.

- She's sick so she needs
a guy to take care of her.

So you're on, all right?

- Oh, wow.
- Are you up for that?

- I'm up for it.
- Okay, so listen, guys,

no pressure
'cause we're not

making any life decisions
tonight, right?

You're gonna show up.
You're gonna have fun.

You're gonna turn on the charm,

and we're gonna see
where it goes.

You're gonna do great.

All right.

- At this point
I'm still very stoked

to go out on this blind date.

I mean, I do want
to find love again.

Yeah, and anybody
is way better than Ashley.

- Ah, at least there's wine.

That's good.

- At first
I'm actually really calm.

Like, I haven't been on
a date in such a long time,

but honestly, like,
it's nerve-racking.

Like, I don't know
what to expect.

- Oh, heads up, Luke.

- [chuckles]

Heads up.

- Who gets the young lady?

- Lucas and Brittane Minaj
hooked up last night,

as everybody knows.

And I'm like, "Hell, no."

I hope she's not my date

because I definitely
need to stay away from her.

- Can I go through
that way or this way?

- This is the chick that comes
to my table, I'm finna die.

- Hi!

- Oh, hell, no.

- I'm just over it.

- You feel like this is
in some way threatening

the dysfunction that
you and Samantha have.

And let me tell you something.
If I gotta beat it

out of your ass
man-to-man, I will.

Don't walk away
from me, Sean.

- Can I have a minute, please?
- Sean, do not walk away.

You're walking away
from yourself.

- Prison workout.

- Oh, please tell me
this workout.

- You can come get it
if you want.

[laughter]

I'm ready to find love
and date,

so I'm about to go and lift
the [bleep] out those weights.

- Prison workout.
- [grunting]

- He's like...
[panting]

"Prison workout."

- [panting]

- This guy's jacked.

[laughter]

- Yeah, I gotta go nap.

- Oh, hell, no.

- [chuckles]
- Game on.

I see Brittane walking up,
I'm like, "Oh, my damn."

I definitely don't want
Lucas' sloppy seconds

'cause I don't want
no parts of that.

- Oh, hell, no.

- No, can I go through
that way or this way?

- Keep walking, keep...

Thank God.
Thank God.

- Wow.

Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

- Good.

All righty.

- Hi.
- How's it going?

- How are you?
- What's up?

I'm great.

- You look nice.

- Thank you, as do you.

You look nice.
Got your little sundress on.

Your sundries.
- I do.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

- Couldn't be better.
- [giggles]

- So were you surprised
to see me sitting here?

- I wouldn't say surprised.

I'd say maybe pleased
a little bit.

- I'm trying to, like,
take Dr. Ish's advice

and give Roxy my full attention.

I mean, that's something
I didn't do with Brittney

and I feel like that's
what I'm working on.

Well, I think you're
a very interesting girl.

- How did you guys choose?
Like, how did this work?

- Oh, this...this whole thing
was crazy.

Um, it was a competition.

- Oh.
- Yeah, and I kind of won

your sign here by default.

I wasn't actually going for it.

- Oh, that sucks!

- Did you have your eye
on anyone from last night?

Well, besides me.

Freddie.

Focus.

- I felt like Drea and I,
we had a good time last night,

so it feels good to have that
connection with a female again.

We've been, it feels like
in prison with our exes

and it's just been tension...

- I thought of that
so I was gonna...

- You guys came, it was like...
[panting]

- I don't know what professional
flirt means, though.

- I flirt a lot.

- Like, professionally?

- No, it's not,
like, a job.

It's not a job that way.

- So you don't get paid.
- No.

- Brittane, she's a lovely girl,
like, hit it.

- I didn't hit it,
by the way.

- Stop.
Stop it.

Don't even go there.

- I did not have sexual
relations with that woman.

Here we go.

- Usually,
I have a lot of energy

but, like,
I'm not 100% right now.

I feel like I have the flu.

- Hello, hello.

Hello.

- Close that door
to the outside.

- You okay?

Amy has a nest egg.

So finding somebody that's
totally different from Ashley

is just awesome.

- May I have that?

- Here you go.
What's wrong?

- I think I got the flu.

- She's definitely ill
and she looks green

but she still
had nice [bleep] also.

[dopey chuckling]

So I'm good with that.

- I'm sorry.
- What you sorry about?

- I feel bad.
- About what?

- I'm not more lively right now.

- Nah, you good, baby.

- I appreciate that Antonio
was the one checking on me,

but I didn't even want
anybody near me.

I don't want to be touched.

My skin hurts,
like, it's just bad.

- Religion, that's...
that's me.

I go to church.

- Do you...you go
to church on Sunday?

- Oh, yes, definitely.
- Love church.

- I grew up in the church.

All my brothers and sisters,

all of us go in church, five.

Of course I got...
my mom got five kids.

- I'm listening.
I just need to lie down again.

Keep going.
- It's okay.

- So, what'd everybody else
say in the house last night?

- Uh...

- Was it a big like,
"Oh, my God.

Whoop, whoop, whoop."
Like, "I want this one.

I want that one."
It was pretty funny

'cause if you would've been
in the guys room,

or...'cause all of us guys
huddled up last night...

- Yeah.
- And we was like...

- The date with John,

it's very overwhelming.

Um, his intensity.

The way he talks.

- You know, she like, "We talked
and blah, blah, blah."

- The way he...his mannerisms,
his body language,

the intensity of his stare,

um, it's all very...

right at you.

- I had to leave at, like,
1:00 in the morning

and be there
before you woke up.

- [laughs]

To wake me up?

- Or just come crawl
in bed with you

and be there when you
woke up for breakfast.

- That's gross.
- Yeah.

- Just drink it down.
- No.

- I heard you might have hair
in your teeth anyway.

- Right now I do?
- No, you don't right now.

- Oh, my God!
What do you mean?

- I don't know, what?
Are we missing something?

- Sean is so rude to me.

I know that me and Lucas
hooked up

but I'm not okay
with being disrespected

by someone who knows
nothing about me.

I have nothing to say.

- You have nothing to say?
- No.

- Just gonna kill dead air?

- I guess so.

- Yeah.

We're making the world's
smallest chit-chat.

I'm realizing that
I'm not ready to date

but I'm definitely confused in
my relationship with Samantha.

And then here comes Dr. Ish,

and I'm like, "Uh-oh."

What's up, buddy?
- Come on over.

Let's huddle up.
Let's huddle up.

How you think it's going
in there?

- Um, I'm just over it,
to be honest with you.

- Why?

- You know what,
today I was optimistic.

I wanted to do this.

I wanted to come in here
and have a good time.

I'm not ready.
- And when confronted

with the reality of it,
you shut down.

Just like you did after
the knot-tying leg,

you run back to the room
and comfort each other

in the only way you know how.

You shut it down
and you close off

because you're
feeling vulnerable,

and you feel like
this is in some way

threatening the dysfunction
that you and Samantha have.

- Dr. Ish is right.

He's just making a lot
of valid points, you know?

I was open about this date,
but all I can think of

is that Samantha
and I are, like,

we're working
something else out.

Why would I go on a date?

- Don't walk away
from me, Sean.

- Can I have a minute?
Can I have a minute, please?

- Sean, do not walk away.

You're walking away
from yourself.

- Doctor, what I'm afraid of
is letting other people down.

- Come here. Come here.
Talk to me.

Letting them down
in what way?

- I just don't want to be
a failure.

- Listen to me.
Look at me.

You will not let me down.

You will not let anybody
on this island down

as long as you fight
for yourself.

You have given up
on yourself

your entire life,
and it's got to stop.

It's got to stop
right here, right now.

Sean, if I gotta beat
it out of your ass

man-to-man, believe me,
I will, okay?

- Yes, sir.

- I'm gonna fight for you,
my friend.

All right?

- Dr. Ish touches on, you know,

Samantha and I going around
and around in circles.

He's right, you know?

I just don't know how
to let certain things go.

I need to be more open
to meeting new people.

Toast to new beginnings.

- Yes.
- Okay.

- That's what we're doing.

- 'Cause it's hard to like
a guy if the guy

already hooked up
with one of the chicks.

It's...well, for what
I'm looking for, anyway.

- I-I get that.
I get that.

- I'm definitely not
looking for a guy

who's hooking up with everyone

but he's attractive
and intellectually,

he's there for me.

He's...he has it.

So whatever happens, happens.

You're entitled to do
whatever you want.

It's just what I'm looking for

might not necessarily
match what you're up to.

Do you know what I'm saying?

- So look, man, I think we need
to blow this popcorn stand

and, um...
- Popcorn stand?

- Yes. Yeah, you gotta
give me a massage. Come on.

- Give you a massage?
- Massage time!

- I'm not giving you
a massage.

No, we're not there yet.

- With Drea, talking to her,

I can have a more intelligent,
fulfilling conversation

rather than Nicole.

With Nicole it's kind of like

the conversation
gets dumbed down

and just, like,
she don't get it.

- I'll bring this water
for us.

- Should we take the wine?

You're not a big drinker.

- No, I gotta leave mine.

- Let's go.

- [clears throat]

- Did you have a good time?

- Of course.
Blast. It's you.

- I don't know.

- I started trying
to branch out,

do things
a little bit different still.

Knowing that Amy is ill,

I am thinking this is
the perfect opportunity

for me to show her some loving,

show her some comfort skills
of mine,

you know, to make her
feel better.

So you gotta be willing
to accept or compromise

and understand each concept.

It's not yours.
Every lesson is a blessing.

- I'm really getting sick
and he just won't stop talking.

- Right now I don't belong
to a church

but I still go to church...
[trailing off]

...not yours
and I always write that.

The majority of the time,
I did not sing

because I can't sing.

- Is that where you want to go?
- Yeah.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

- You don't want me
to take care of you?

- Do you know how to IV?

- Hmm, I wouldn't say that,

but there's always research.

I think the date was unexpected,

but at the same time, you know,

I still enjoyed her company.

I think she enjoyed my company.

I think it worked out
pretty good.

My grandmom,
what she used to do,

majority of the time,
she used to be

the one that comes
and pick us up.

- I'm honestly ready
to go be sick.

- You get that?
- No, I don't get it.

- How could you not get that?

- I don't get that being
in this [bleep] situation.

I don't get it.
I don't understand why.

Why am I here?

- I don't understand.

- Hey!
- What up, man?

- Where you been, man?

We been searching for you.

Where'd you go, dog?

- Took a little first date
to the hospital.

- My date with Amy
was unexpected.

She was sick and we went
to the hospital.

- How you feel? How you feel?
How you feeling?

- Well, now my headache
is still there.

- But at the same time,
you know,

I think it worked out
pretty good.

- It only gets up from here.

- It only goes up
from here, right.

Exactly, y'all go ahead,
do your thing.

- Yeah, of course, look at this.

I'm toting the purse.

- I know!

- A little deodorant,
a little perfume,

and then we're good.

- You guys ready to go?

- Yes, I'm happy.
- Let's go.

- I can't wait.
- Let's go, girls.

- I'm excited to get out
of this house,

go on a date,
and get away from Antonio.

- Here we go.

- Where the hell
is my nice cheater?

- I really don't know
who my date is,

but everybody's hot.

They're sexy.
I can't deny that.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Get these girls right.

- Some of us girls seem
to be a little more excited

about this blind date
more than others

but I know what I do want.

I'm ready to move on
and find something new.

- Hey, I'm Blake.

Hola.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good.

- I fairly recently got out
of a not-so-great relationship,

but I'm gonna get out there.

I still want love
because I am definitely

a relationship guy at heart.

Well, yeah, what do you want
to talk about?

- Um...
[chuckles]

- Well, hello.
- Hello.

- How are you doing?
- Good, how are you?

- I'm fantastic.

I'm Evan and I'm from Spokane,
Washington.

I'm ready to have a family.

I want something real.
I want a connection

and I have hope that there's
someone out there for me.

Do you want some wine?
- Oh, hell, yes.

- So what were some
of the things

running through your mind
when we first

initially met,
when you walked up?

- I was just having butterflies
in my stomach,

and look away,
look away, look away.

- [laughing]

- It's amazing.

- What?
I wouldn't say I'm a cheater.

I've cheated.

- James looks very my style,
sexy, cute,

but to be honest,
I don't rock with cheaters.

I do not like cheaters,
so good luck.

[Brittney squeals]

- Good evening.

- Good evening, darling.

- I love what you've done
with the place.

- Thank you.

- What's going on with you
and the significant other?

- Um, we're just
figuring it all out.

- And you're like,
"Now I gotta talk to

this closet-smoking trainer."

- Who loves to cuddle.
Wait, don't get any ideas.

I am in love with Sean

and I'm not looking to connect
with somebody else

so I'm, like,
having a hard time.

Obviously some...an experience
I've never had before.

- I could probably
tell you some stories

that make you guys'...
your lows look

like not even that low.

- It's already
pretty overwhelming

just dealing
with all the emotions anyways,

and, like, I don't want
to hear about

your up-and-down
with your relationship

when I got my own.

- Okay.

- I don't date a lot, so...

- Is it tough?

- Yeah, I don't know
what's wrong with me.

I'd rather, you know,
hang out with friends.

- I'm looking for
something real

and I-I hate dating,

but you just gotta...
like, for me, anyway,

I gotta keep getting out there
and try new things

and, I mean,
that's what I thought

with coming out here,
you know?

- What about your divorce?

- What about it?

- What happened?

- Um, I got married
when I was young

and I'm not
the same person I was,

but I grew from that
and, I mean,

if I didn't have
that situation,

I wouldn't be here
right now.

- When was, like,
the last time you cheated?

- Um, it was actually last time
I was in a relationship.

- But why?

- It, like...it actually hurts
my feelings

that I treated her that way,
to be honest.

- Hearing how you talk
about it right now,

I seriously feel like
you really

feel like [bleep] about it.

- I mean, I really...I...

- I hear that remorse.

- Honestly, I struggle.

- To be honest, I feel like

we're actually having
a good freaking date.

- Would you like
some more wine?

- Thank you.
The fact that you noticed.

We're having great conversation.

- Look at that.

Now that's for you.
Aww.

- You know,
cheating's not that bad.

- Ooh, you like pretty,
little señorita

in Dominican Republic.

- Ay, Dios mio, papito.

- Yeah, let's go!

- Did you pick this?

- I did...well,
in a roundabout way.

That's...that's
pretty much me.

- I'm happy I got Josh.

He's really cute.

Do you know how to make
your own schedules?

- Yeah.

- Are you Catholic?

- I'm not Catholic.

- Have you ever
broken any bones?

- Oh, yeah.

- Do you cook?
- I love to cook.

- What else?
Let's see.

- You been...I've been doing
all the talking.

- I know.
I ask a lot of questions.

- That's good.
No, it's good.

I am here because I don't want

a good relationship,
I want a great one.

Someone I'm gonna
take home to mom.

Brittney has, like,
a lot of questions,

but we haven't really
had a chance

to have an actual conversation.

- I'm very curious.
- Yeah, sure.

- I'm a very curious person.

- So I would have to get
to know her more

to see if she's,
like, someone that

I would take home to mother.

No, it's a beautiful night.
This is great.

- Mm-hmm.
- This is nice.

- Perfect guy...
what are the type

of things that you'd like
for him to have?

- A job.
- Okay.

I am a model so it's,
like, you know.

- It's cool.

I had a great date with Matt.

- I feel like we gonna get
closer and closer.

- He has no steady income.

That didn't mean no income,

so I can work with that.

- Here's to, uh,
an amazing dinner.

- Yes.
- Great conversation.

- And not only that,
oh, my gosh, he's gorgeous.

I don't want to leave you
just yet.

- Don't want to leave yet?
I know, right?

- No.

- What were you
thinking about this?

- I mean, the date?
- Yeah.

- I've had
a really good time.

Going on my date with Evan
definitely was refreshing

because I know
that I can be very guarded

after what John did to me,

but now I feel like
there are guys out there

who want the same things
that I want.

- Get the chair for you.

- Yeah, thank you.
- There you are.

Yeah, you look amazing.

Like I said, when I first
walked around the corner,

you were the first one I saw.

- Aww.

- Well, it's been nice
getting to know you.

I hope it works out
for you guys.

- Thank you so much.

- Uh, I don't even know
if I'd call it a date.

I've had more enjoyable
elevator rides.

- Till the next time.
- Till the next time.

I know, maybe.
I'll see you later.

- All right, girl.
- I'll see you.

- I'll see you.
- Hasta mañana.

- Good night, ladies.

- Good night, guys.
- Bye, guys!

- I think all the girls,
we had a great time.

They're all
so [bleep] sexy.

You know, we're kind of glowing.
We're excited.

- Ah!

- But it was a really long day

and I really didn't
feel like staying up.

All right, boobs,

I'll see you tomorrow
at breakfast.

All the espresso,
all the coffee.

- How are you?

- Honestly, the whole time,

all I did was talk about how

we're different
from everybody else.

- I just feel like this
has drawn us apart now.

With Samantha and I,
the game's a lot different

than everybody else here.

More than anything,
I learned, like,

I'm not going to do
what's always told to me

because at the end of the day,

I'm a 32-year-old man

and I'm gonna make
my own decisions.

- Knock-knock.

Pull up a chair, guys.

So I don't want you to get
the wrong idea here, okay?

You guys are definitely
in a different place

than a lot of the folks here

and you've got a lot more
riding on the line.

And, you know, Sean,
on the days when you feel

like you don't want
to fight for yourself,

you got a four-year-old kid
who's worth fighting for.

All right? You gotta
teach him the right thing

because he's looking at you
and he's looking at you

as a model for what
his life is gonna be like.

But you gotta
trust me on this

'cause part of this plan

is going to be interacting
with other people, okay?

- I just feel like
I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do that.

- Why?

- I'm having a hard time

being open to it.

I don't understand

how that's helping.

- The point of the blind date is

sometimes other people
can see things in you

or about you that you
can't see for yourself.

- Okay, and I just don't see

how this is working out for me.

- Because it's
making you confront

the reality of who you are

and what's lacking
on the inside.

That's the first step.
- I don't get it.

I just don't get it.

- The first step
is breaking you down

to the bare elements,

to the bare truth
so you can say,

"Hey, you know what?

"I need to work on

"building this part
of myself up

"so I can be the man

I need to be
for the woman I love."

Do you get that?
- No, I don't get it.

- How could you not get that?

- I don't get that being
in this [bleep] situation.

I don't get it.
I don't understand why.

Why am I here?

I don't get it.

- I'm trying to be better
for myself

and I want us to be together

but right now I'm feeling like

I don't know that he wants
the same,

and it's just frustrating.

You know, I feel like
you're not

knowing how to
deal with it

and you need to
just...you just...

- God, you're right.

I can't talk about...
I can't talk about it.

- Sean? Sean?

- This is a [bleep] rerun
and I hate it.

- Next time on "Ex-Isle"...

- Each of you will choose
the heart

that represents where you are.

- I just need a minute.

[sobbing]

- Yay!
- Yeah!

[Brittney yelling, growling]

- Brittney is getting jealous
of the attention

that Lucas is getting
from Roxy.

- Are you [bleep]
kidding me?

- Singles, it's your turn.
- Finally.

- They're gonna pick who they
want to have dinner with.

- My game is tight
with Nicole and Jaymie.

I want them to fight over me
and I feel it coming.

I'm down to be the villain.
I'ma make it interesting.