Ex Isle (2016-…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Shock Therapy - full transcript

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- Previously on "Ex Isle,"

five former couples
arrived to a remote island...

- We're assuming everyone else

has an ex-girlfriend that
they're, like, getting rid of.

- Desperate to move on
from their past relationships.

- Which one is he?
- That's my ex-husband.

- You know her
ex-husband's here.

- [bleep] you!

- Sean quickly spiraled
into a jealous rage.

- You want to watch
me stomp somebody out?

- What?
- What, bro?



- Sean, you're
tripping right now!

- Say one [bleep] thing, bro.

- Then the exes were blindsided
by an unexpected twist.

Meet Dr. Ish,
a board-certified psychiatrist.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What is going on here?

- My job is to make sure
you're completely over your ex.

We need you to hit rock bottom
and get it all out.

- In therapy
they were confronted

with harsh reality...

- If Samantha
and I didn't have a kid,

we wouldn't have got married.

- Ashley, are you keeping him on
the hook just to get some money?

Are you using him?
- No.

- 'Cause that's
what it sounds like.



I don't give a damn
about you lying to each other,

but you can't sit in here
and lie to me.

- Bluntly, I used
the ATM card without asking.

- You stole money?

- And Jaymie's honesty
became too much for John.

- You shouldn't even be
in my life.

- [sobbing]

- 21 days.

One ultimate decision.

Can these exes break free
before they break down?

This is "Ex Isle."

[upbeat music]

[birds caw, chirp]

- What do you think
we're doing today?

- I hope something physical.
What do you think?

- I'm sure it'll be exciting,
whatever it is.

After therapy, last night was
very revealing about everybody.

- Everybody kind of wanted
to fight and argue

and love and hate,
and it was a lot going on.

- And then on top of that,
I think that altercation

John had with Jaymie
about him stealing had, like,

a profound effect on him.

- Last night
it was really tough on me.

To be completely 100% honest,

I don't think Jaymie
is my so-called best friend.

[sniffing]

I feel like I just keep moving,
keep pushing.

[sniffling]

Somebody out there
will love me.

Somebody out there
will be there, have my back,

to hold my hand, to tell me
everything will be okay.

[sobbing]

Somebody will be there
to tell me that I am enough.

- John, after being a complete
ass[bleep] last night,

is waiting for a pity party,

and he seems to be
on his period.

He keeps going
around everywhere

crying all over the place.

- [sobbing]

- He's doing things
to act out for attention.

This is how he used to act
when we dated.

- [sobbing]

- Whoa.
Still happening, huh?

Homeboy John out there,
he's weeping.

Like, what the heck did
Jaymie do to him last night?

- I'll be better.

- What's going on?

- Why are you crying?
Get your...get some tissue.

Stop.

- [sighs]

- So was it, like, super awkward
for everybody to hear, like,

everybody's business
yesterday?

- I felt more connected
with everybody.

I can kind of
relate to everything.

- It's like, yeah,
everybody's [bleep] up.

[laughter]
- Yeah.

- Everybody has issues.
- Yeah!

- There you go.
What's up?

- Hi, everyone.

- Whoo!
Oh, man, whoo!

- So, guys,
how you feeling today?

- Every time we see you,
we get bad news,

so I'm scared right about now.

- Oh, don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.

You know,
obviously you're exes.

You...you do have feelings,

and you do care
about each other,

but you know that
it's time to move on.

- Right.

- But are you guys
ready for the next step?

- Please.
- Yeah?

- So ready.
- Whoo!

- Today some of you
are in for a big surprise.

First we need to split you
into two groups.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Carmen, you're on my team.

- Sean.
- Yeah?

- Lucas.
- Yes?

- Nicole,

Jaymie,

and Ashley.

You guys are gonna
head to the villa next door

to see Dr. Ish.

Everyone else, hang
and get dressed in suits

and cocktail dresses
for an afternoon event.

- That first therapy session
was so intense.

So going
to this next surprise,

I'm scared because
I don't want to be like John

and cry all day.

Like, it'd mess up my makeup.
No.

- Dr. Ish is waiting
for you guys,

so let's not waste any time.

Bye, everybody.

all: Bye!

- Wait, so you guys
are wearing suits

and cocktail dresses
all day?

- I'm wearing a suit.

He's definitely
in the cocktail dress.

[laughter]

Smile, we're in paradise.

- The last time we seen Dr. Ish
we're in the room of doom,

so I'm scared,
and I'm nervous,

and, like,
I don't know what to expect.

Like, every time I think
I'd get the flow of something,

the island
throws another curveball.

- Welcome, guys,
to today's exercise.

Now, you all are here to move
on from that past relationship.

When we're talking
about moving on,

the best way to
totally cleanse yourself

is to detox from
that past ex relationship.

We're gonna use
extreme measures today.

Consider this shock therapy.
- Sounds horrible.

- Your exes,
they're dragging you down.

They're holding you back,
and you're wasting your years,

and you're wasting your life.

I know this
because I've lived it.

When I was 19,

I woke up one Saturday morning,
and my mom came in my room

and told me my girlfriend
was getting married,

and I was in bed
for two weeks crying,

not eating,
thought I was gonna die,

my life was over.

The shock when I found out
she was getting married,

it took that in order
for me to move on,

and it's gonna take the same
thing for your exes to move on,

and that's why
we're doing this.

So today I'm gonna have you
envision your wedding day,

but we're not just
gonna envision it.

We're actually gonna live it.

- Nice.
- Okay?

- Are you serious? What,
I'm getting married right now?

What do you mean?

- In the room down the hall,

we have bridal gowns
and we have tuxedos.

- You got to be kidding me.

- I want you all
to get dressed

as if this is
your wedding day today.

One by one, I'm gonna bring
your exes here.

They are gonna think you are
actually marrying somebody else

and that you have officially
and totally moved on.

Go get ready, guys.

- Oh, [bleep].

Like, this sounds
like a horrible idea.

This fake wedding thing
with a fake bride

is just gonna
create a lot of tension

and a lot of problems
and more fights.

- I just want to pass out.
- Yes.

- Like, I seriously
want to pass out.

- If I throw up, like...

- I barely can
open up my feelings.

and they want me
to marry somebody?

This is gorgeous.

- I want something
with a train.

- I think with Freddie
and I, we're friends,

but I still think that
we both might be holding on

to something, but I think
that Freddie is gonna freak out

when he sees me like this
because it's cutting the string.

Seeing myself,
I'm just, like...

I'm a little excited
right now.

- I feel, like, butterflies.
I feel weird.

- It's gonna
be a very, um, tearful day.

Me ever getting married,
to take that step is huge.

- How do you think Brittney's
gonna feel when she sees you?

- I think she's...
the first thing she's gonna do

is do her nervous...

- I feel like
she'll laugh.

- Her nervous laugh.
- Yeah.

- What about you?
- With Samantha?

- With Samantha.
- Ooh.

- I feel like you got
a little bit...

little bit more to worry
about on that end.

- A little bit
more invested.

I feel like she'll cry,

and she'll be really
emotional and sad.

Honestly, I think Samantha would
probably sabotage a wedding

because the relationship
with Samantha is like a drug.

It's obviously not good

if you have to rid yourself
from the substance,

and the substance between
her and I is our relationship.

- Oh, my gosh.

I can't help it.

Putting on a wedding dress was
very kind of emotional for me.

I had butterflies.

I felt like
I was gonna throw up.

It really hit me
that I've been settling

and I deserve true love.

- What's going on?

- Just think of it like this.

When that day comes,

you're gonna spend the rest
of your life with this man.

He's gonna make you happy.

You're gonna look gorgeous
like you do now.

That's what we're here for.

- I know Antonio and I
isn't true love.

He cheats,
and I deserve somebody

who's gonna be
committed to me.

He needs to see this right now
because I need to cut my ties.

- My dad threw up
when he got married,

so maybe I'll throw up too.

How are you feeling?

- Um, a little nervous.

- I feel like
you're pretty...

you're pretty, like,
lax about this whole thing.

- I'm just kind of going
with the flow, man.

I'm putting my...
my faith in Dr. Ish, so...

I feel like Ish
is guiding the way.

How do you feel?

- I don't know.
Kind of like I'm getting ready...

- For your funeral?

- No, I don't know.
It kind of feels good.

- Yeah?

- Different feeling for me,
you know?

- Yeah.

- I went from spending every day

when I was little planning
my wedding and my family

and everything else
to, I guess, giving up on that

because I'd been let down
so many times, so for me, just...

just the feel of this right now
is kind of bringing that back.

You know, there still are
good guys out there, you know,

and maybe even our exes

will be good guys
for other people one day.

- There he is.
- Doctor.

- You look like a knight
in shining armor, man.

- Appreciate it.
- How do you feel?

- I feel nervous.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, I'm ready to, uh...

to see how
the shock therapy works.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Look out by that pool.

This is your
wedding day today,

and in a few seconds you're
gonna walk down that aisle.

I'm gonna go get Samantha.

- Holy [bleep],
Samantha's gonna get hit

with this [bleep] doozy,
and I feel like it's gonna just

crush her emotionally because
now I'm marrying a fake wife.

It's way more extensive
than the way

her and I got married
with jogging suits

in front of nobody.

- Hello, hello.
- Hello.

- Samantha,
it's good to see you.

How are you feeling today?

- I'm so nervous to find out

what the surprise is
that my stomach's upset.

I feel like
I'm about to throw up.

Obviously
it's something not good.

- You came here to move
on from your ex, correct?

- Mm-hmm.

- You wanted him
to find new love,

if it couldn't be with you,
with somebody else, correct?

- Correct.

- He brought you here
because he wanted to show you

that he's really ready
to move on...

because he actually
already has.

Samantha, you thought the name
of this show was "Ex Isle,"

but I'm here to tell you

that the show is actually
called "The Wedding Isle."

Sean has found his soul mate,

and today he's here
to get married.

- I'm crushed.

He didn't tell me.

What is happening?

He doesn't care enough about
my feelings to just be honest?

I feel like someone ripped open
my chest and took out my heart

and started stomping on it.

This really is the end.

- Why do you think
he kept this from you?

- He knew I'd be upset.

- I'm gonna
open these doors,

and you're gonna
witness Sean's big day.

Are you ready?
- Mm-hmm.

- Let's do this.

[suspenseful music]

You got a few choices here.

You can stand here with me
and we can attend this wedding,

or you can get out there
and you can object.

What do you want to do?
You've got to decide.

This is happening,
Samantha.

- We are gathered
here today to witness...

- Coming up on "Ex Isle"...

- This show is actually
called "The Wedding Isle."

- Am I about to
get married right now?

- We're gathered here today...

- What the [bleep] is going on?

- It's been a crazy day.

Emotions are gonna
be running high.

Mix that with booze, that's just
usually a recipe for disaster.

- Oh!

- Oh!

- Ohh.
- Oh, my God.

- You can stand here with me
and we can attend this wedding,

or you can get out there
and you can object.

What do you want to do?
You got to decide.

This is happening, Samantha.

- We are gathered here today
to witness...

- I want to leave.

- And celebrate the union
of two souls.

In their time together,
they've come to realize...

- Seeing this wedding
and Sean up there is torture.

I don't want to watch
him marry someone else.

At that point,
I feel like he's made a choice,

and I need to accept it.

- I want you to take a deep
breath and really understand

what you're feeling
right now and why.

- Samantha's
over-reactive and crazy.

Is she gonna scream
and make a big f...

I don't know what to expect.

- I need you
to feel this moment.

Understand everything that's
going on in your heart right now

and why you're feeling that.

Okay?

- I don't even know
how to feel what I feel.

I am numb right now.

I don't want to know someone
else is his soul mate.

If I would have
known about it before,

I probably would try
to sabotage it.

- Do you think
you can find happiness now?

- Yeah.

I think I relied on him
so much to find it for me,

and it's not fair
to either of us.

- Do you think
without him getting married

you would have been able
to move on?

- No.

- That's why I did this.

I wanted you to see this.

Now, I'm gonna level with you.

Sean is not really
getting married.

- Oh, God.

- This is just
an exercise that I staged.

I needed to do this.

We did this for a reason.

- I am so glad
that it's just an exercise

and not an actual wedding.

I'm not ready to let go.

- So you think you can still
think that you want to move on?

- Yeah.
- What makes you say that?

- Because I do feel
like I rely on him

for some piece of happiness.

- Do you feel like that,
or is that the way it is?

- That's the way it is,
and it's not fair.

- To either one of you.
It's damn sure not fair to you.

- It's never gonna work.
Yeah.

It's never gonna
make me happy.

- You've got to find your peace
and your happiness alone first.

Learn how to be a good woman
and then a good mom.

You were in so deep,
I had to do something like this

to shake you up
and pull you out of it.

Okay?
Let's go.

- We've been going
through this for so long

that I think I've just
become weirdly dependent on it.

I don't know, but for
whatever reason it's hard

to just give it up.

- Samantha, when you
thought he was out here

marrying another woman,
how did you feel?

Talk to him.

- Heartbroken.

- It makes me sad
that she feels that way,

but I just feel like
she needs to move on.

I would feel heartbroken
if I'd seen Samantha

getting married
to some other guy.

It would eat me up,
for sure,

but it would definitely
give me closure too.

- You got a four-year-old
little boy

who's looking up
to both of you,

and you've both got
to set an example for him.

He can't grow up
seeing that this is the way

it's supposed to work

because he's gonna be
just as miserable as you are,

and he's gonna hate you
for teaching him that.

You get that?

- I want to be
better for myself,

for my son,
and for our relationship.

- You can't be right
for somebody else

if you're not right
for yourself.

We're in Dr. Ish's hands now,

and I'm definitely
feeling more optimistic.

- Antonio, you thought
the name of this show

was called "Ex Isle,"
but that's not the case.

This show is actually
called "The Wedding Isle."

- The what?

- Ashley has found
her soul mate,

and she's here today
to get married.

- I don't know if I can
actually watch that.

- She wanted you
to be here.

She wanted you
to see this,

and this is important
for you to see.

This is why we came here.

- I always thought Ashley
would come back.

I never gave up on that.

I thought maybe the money

would bring her back.

I'm really confused
'cause everything that I did,

it was out of love
I had for her.

Like, that was my heart.

I gave my heart.

I figured maybe
she would get it.

She would understand
that she was still number one.

There was no closure
in our relationship until now.

- Do you think seeing this

is what you really needed
to help you move on?

- Yes.

I did.

- I'm not looking back
to see Antonio

because I'm gaining
independence.

I'm setting higher standards,

and I'm learning
how to let go.

- Where do you go
from here?

- Find my own love.

- And that's why I did this.

This is an exercise.

She's not actually
getting married today.

I know.

Don't punch me.
Okay?

This is shock therapy,

and you need to be prepared
for the day

when she actually does move on
because this day is coming.

- I feel relieved that Ashley
is not getting married.

Even though
my heart is hurting,

I don't want it
to be destroyed,

and I think her getting married
would have destroyed my heart.

- This was a powerful moment
for both of you.

- I feel like
he needed to see this.

- I have always loved you.
You know that.

- You should be embarrassed

about how you
treated each other.

You cheated each other,
and you cheated love.

- Like, I'm sorry
for all the things I've done.

I can admit my mistakes,

but I feel like we both
deserve to be happy

and deserve, like,
real love and true love.

I love you.
You know I do.

But I think we both need
a fresh start on something else.

- I need to move on.

- I'm hoping it hits home
for Antonio,

'cause, like, I think we both
kind of needed this.

It's gonna be hard,

but I'm ready
to close this chapter.

This definitely
changed my life.

[surf music]

- If Brittney
ends up being upset

by seeing me
getting married,

it would bother me
that she's upset

because she's
a friend of mine.

Dr. Ishmael.

- You look like a man
who's ready to get married.

- Thank you, sir.
I appreciate it.

But at the same time
I think Brittney's

just gonna react with,
"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee,"

and just, like, start laughing
and doing nothing

and just, like, you know,
cracking up to herself

because that's really
how she's able to steer away

from the true emotions
and possibly happy.

- Hi.
- Brittney.

- Hi, Dr. Ish.

- Come on in.
You look lovely today.

- How are you?
Where are we?

I'm nervous.

I'm looking at Dr. Ish,

and he's, like,
staring into my soul.

I have no idea
what's going on.

I just am like,
"What are we here for?"

[chuckles]

- Are you ready
for this today?

- I don't know.

What is it?
Tell me.

Now.
Please.

- Today we're
gonna keep it real.

We've got to stop
the giggling.

We've got to stop
the humor...

- Okay.
- And we got to deal

with the real thing
that's going on,

the emotion
behind what we're doing.

- Okay.

- You said you came here to move
on from your ex, correct?

- Yes.
- Okay.

You thought that this show
was called "Ex Isle..."

- Okay.

- But it's not.

I'm here to tell you
that the name of this show

is actually called
"The Wedding Isle."

- Okay.

- Lucas has found
his soul mate,

and today he's here
to get married.

- I'm pissed.
I...

- Are you?
- I am pretty pissed.

Why the [bleep]
am I here, like?

Like, why did you lie to me
about coming all this way?

If we're supposed
to be friends,

how are you not gonna tell one
of your good friends that?

You [bleep] up.

I'm pissed.

What the [bleep] is going on?

- Just breathe.

You okay?
- I'm fine.

I just don't understand
why I'm here.

- We're gathered here today...

- What the [bleep]?

- Coming up on "Ex Isle"...

- I want you to really
take ownership that that's...

- I pled guilty to the charges
when you called the cops.

How much more ownership
can I take for that?

[screams]

- What the [bleep]
is going on?

- Just breathe.

You okay?
- I'm fine.

I just don't understand
why I'm here.

I feel duped.

What the [bleep]?

- We're gathered
here today to witness...

- This is the weirdest
[bleep] ever.

- The union of two souls.
- Okay.

- Through their time together...

- I don't like her veil.
- They have come to realize...

- This is why
Lucas and I broke up.

We're never on the same page.

We had a lot of fun,
but we fought all the time,

but it's not funny at all.

I'm pissed.

Well, if they made it
to the altar,

it means he put
in a little more effort

than he did with me,
which is great.

- Hmm?
- Like, we had chemistry,

just he was...
he was half-assing it.

- For the first time
since you've been here

I actually see something.

- Yeah, it's not easy
to open up.

- Okay,
I'm gonna level with you.

Lucas is not really
getting married.

It's shock therapy to put you
in the moment of saying,

"Oh, my God.
This is over."

- I just went through
an emotional roller coaster.

I was surprised at myself,

because am I relieved
that it's not real?

Yeah.

[laughs]

Are you sweating
like a pig right now?

- What do you want?

- I'm just breaking up
your marriage.

- You're not breaking up us.
- Take the bride's place.

- She's super cute,
but she's too hot for you.

- She's great.

Brittney and I,
we're friends,

but there's still,
like, an attraction there,

and it creates an energy

that's probably unhealthy
and confusing for both of us,

and I'm realizing that now,

so Dr. Ish
is teaching me a lot.

- I cried a little.
- No, you didn't.

- I did, but because I thought
you [bleep] lied to me.

- This was a very important
exercise for both of you...

- Yeah.

- Because I know
you say you've moved on,

but we hide
behind the humor.

We hide behind the smiles
and the giggles

of the true emotion, right?
- Yeah.

- So you guys have got
to work on your boundaries.

- Yeah.
- This is about finding

happiness for you
and finding happiness for you.

As long as you're there
trying to comfort her

and you're trying
to be there for him,

you're cheating the next guy,

and you're cheating
the next girl.

- I don't want to do that.
- Right?

- Makes sense.

- Good, good.
You guys did a good job.

- Dr. Ish is right.

Like, to move on successfully
we need to break this bond

that we have because it's been
a constant back and forth,

and it's just...it's very toxic,
and it's very sad,

and I think
we both know that.

- Freddie, you thought
this show was called "Ex Isle,"

but I'm here to tell you

this show is actually
called "The Wedding Isle"...

- [laughs]

- Nicole has actually
found her soul mate,

and she's here today
to get married.

- Mm. Mm.

When did Nicole
find her soul mate?

We hooked up before
we came here, you know,

and now she's
getting married?

What in the hell
is happening right now?

Like, the guy is getting
a raw deal.

That's a nice dress.

- What does it feel like
seeing her?

- I mean, I feel
at peace with it

because at the end of the day,
I still want her to be happy,

and I know that
I won't be able to do that.

- That means you're
ready to move on.

Now I've got to level
with you again.

Nicole is not really
getting married.

You mad at me?

[both laugh]

- No, you...you...you...
you serve a stiff drink,

so I can't even
be mad at you.

Damn, man!

Dr. Ish,
why are you participating

in this tomfoolery?

Oh, my God.

Watching you walk
down the aisle,

I thought you
were beautiful.

You're radiant,
and seeing you smile,

I thought that...that was,
you know, a great feeling.

- Hearing him say that,
how does that make you feel?

- If he says that he is
truly happy to see me happy,

then that means
he's truly over me,

and that's what
I needed to hear.

Even though Freddie and I,

we're still connected,
I need to learn how to move on

and let the past be the past,
and I'm excited.

I haven't met my husband yet,

but I imagine him to look at me
like he just won the lottery.

I cannot wait for
the next chapter in my life.

[hip-hop music]

- John.
- Dr. Ish.

- Good to see you.

- Nice to see you again.

Last night me and Jaymie

got into a little bit
of a heated argument,

so coming into this surprise
today is kind of gut-wrenching.

I...I don't know
what to expect.

- I know you came here
and you thought this show

was called "Ex Isle"...

- Mm-hmm.

- And that's just
not the truth.

This show is actually
called "The Wedding Isle."

- Am I about to
get married right now?

Kind of thrown back
right now,

but like, if it's Jaymie,
I'm happy.

It truly lifts
my spirits a lot.

If Jaymie and I get married,

I'm gonna be the happiest man
in the world

because Jaymie's
the one that got away.

So this is the happiest moment
of my life.

- No, she brought you
here today

to watch her get married
to somebody else.

- For reals?

- For reals.

- I'm happy for her.

- You'd be an amazing poker
player, my friend,

'cause this
strong man facade,

I'll tell you right now,
it's bull[bleep].

- Left turn.
- Didn't see this coming?

- Did not.
- Why?

- 'Cause I'm...
I'm a really smart man...

- Mm-hmm.

- And I'm usually
two steps ahead.

- Okay.

- I did not see this coming.

Actually, I definitely
think this is a very good thing

because the type of future

I think I would have
if I was to marry Jaymie

would be very toxic.

- You ready for this?

- Couldn't be more ready.

- She looks
absolutely stunning.

- She does.

When the doors finally opened

and I see Jaymie
walking towards the guy

that she calls her soul mate,

it was real...it was...
it was a bresh of freth air...

a freth...it was a bresh...

it was a breath of fresh air.

Finally this is over.

This is beautiful.

- Okay.

I need to level
with you here again, John.

This is not
"The Wedding Isle."

Jaymie's not
getting married.

- [exhales]

- It's time for you guys
to move on.

You're blocking her
from having that day.

She's blocking you
from having that day.

You don't mean to,

but because you're still
so closely tied together,

it's impossible to let
those toxins go and move on.

Do you see that now?
- I do.

I want to let go
of past years of...

of all the hate,
the anger,

the turmoil that me
and her share of what I did.

Every time we talk about it,

it's like an open wound
opening up every time.

- Jaymie, what are some
of those feelings

you're having right now
'cause I see them bubbling over?

- I'm asking...
I'm begging you,

quit ruining my life.

You got to stop.

- Stop what?

- Still stirring stuff.

- What am I stirring?

- Like, you want me
to forgive you,

but you haven't stopped,
and you know that.

We don't got to go
back and forth.

You know what you're doing
when I'm not around.

I'm always
running back to John

because I definitely
am afraid to let somebody in

and get hurt again.

You know,
I can't get away from it.

Around me you're
saying one thing,

and then you're going and
not taking complete ownership.

"Ooh, well, it wasn't
that much money.

Ooh, well,
a-da-da-da-da-da."

- It really wasn't, though,
if we're gonna be technical.

- And so, okay,
well, almost a grand

was a lot to me
at the time.

I wasn't some kind of baller
or anything.

- Okay, well see, first of all,
I never took a grand from you.

I maybe took, like,
$200 from you, but the...

- Okay, well, when you add
up the checks

and all the charges, yes,
it was almost a grand.

- The check for $125?

- Why are you
minimizing it still?

You're minimizing it
to my face.

- Because you're trying
to multiply the value

of what it wasn't, though.
I'm here to talk about it.

- If you can't take full
ownership, then that's fine.

- I already took ownership.
I've already took ownership.

- Then that's fine.
- Okay.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Sean, do you take ownership?
- Yes? I do.

I've taken ownership
for the whole thing,

or I wouldn't have been here.
- Full ownership?

- Yes.
- Because you are minimizing.

You're saying,
"Oh, it wasn't that much."

It doesn't matter
how much it was.

- You're right. It doesn't.
Okay. Forget the price.

- It was a lie.
Take ownership of it.

- I took your card.
Yeah, I did it.

Yeah, I ran the charges.
Yeah, I did it.

I don't feel like why I have
to keep owning up to it.

It's kind of like when
your girlfriend comes home

and accusing you of cheating
and you have to defend yourself.

After a while, you get tired
of defending yourself.

You don't see Bill Clinton
and Monica Lewinsky

every [bleep] five minutes.

He admitted it.
Get over it.

- Jaymie, I heard him say
he takes ownership.

- I did.
- Do you accept that?

- I want you to really
take ownership,

for you to really
realize that that's...

- Are you kidding me?

I pled guilty to the charges
when you called the cops.

How much more ownership
can I take from that?

[screams]

- Coming up on "Ex Isle"...

It's time to party!

[all cheering]

- It's been a crazy day.

Emotions are gonna
be running high.

You mix that with booze,

that's just usually
a recipe for disaster.

- Ohh!

- I didn't want
to be involved at all,

but that's what
we're doing now.

We're throwing cake.
I'm in it now.

[smack]
- Oh!

- Ooh.
- Oh, my God.

- The game is over.
- [laughs]

- Oh, my gosh.

I was looking
at these little things.

I'm just like,
"Can I have both?"

I can have whatever I want.
It's my wedding day.

I want everything for
my special day to be perfect.

It's time to party.

I can't twerk in this.

And you would think
with my history,

I probably would be
a bridezilla,

but I will not erupt,
I promise.

Do we have any more shoes?

I really pictured
myself wearing open toes.

- When Dr. Ish told us

that we were gonna
be getting married today...

- I feel like Cinderella
right now.

- I don't think Nicole
realized that this is not real.

- Where's my ring?

You think it's one karat?

At least one.

- I want you to really
take ownership,

for you to really realize
that that's...

- Are you kidding me?

I pled guilty to the charges
when you called the cops.

How much more ownership
can I take from that?

[screams]

- Listen, here's
the point of detoxing.

You guys are arguing
about the same thing

over and over and over again.
- I get that.

- Jaymie, let it go.

John, let it out.
- It's already out.

- As long as we're
arguing in circles

and going back
over this and back over that,

we only go over the poison.

You got to detox,

and you got to cleanse yourself
of that toxin.

This is the only way to do it.

- I keep trying to move on
and forgive John,

but then I start thinking about
what a liar he really has been.

I don't trust him at all.

Maybe people can't change.

- You look good
in that dress, though.

[surf music]

- That wasn't fun?

- No, not at all.

- I seen you looking at the wife
just like, "Who's this bi-atch?"

- Well, then
she wouldn't go away.

I'm like, "Okay, bitch.
Your time is up."

- So it's been a crazy day.

I mean, from dealing
with Dr. Ish

and having the fake wedding.

Now we're gonna
hit the reception,

so I'm feeling emotions
are gonna be running high.

Mix that with booze,

that's just usually
a recipe for disaster.

It's gonna be [bleep] crazy.

- Carmen!
- Hey. How's it going?

- What's up, girl?
Boom.

Carmen Electra shows up,
and I'm just like, "Wha-boom!"

And she is
looking pretty insane.

- Guys, I know this
has been one intense,

very long,
very emotional day,

and you've all made
some really big strides.

- This may not have been
an actual wedding,

but this reception
is entirely paid for.

So you know what that means?

It's time to party!

[cheers and applause]

- Let's let loose.
- Let's go.

- Have a drink.
Have some fun.

- Carmen looks amazing.

- Leave her alone, Lucas.

- I'm leaving her alone.
I didn't even talk to her.

Dance the night away.
- Are you guys partying with us?

- Carmen is.
I'm going to bed.

- I'm staying.
- It's time to party.

- I promised you I would.
- I call first dance.

- I'm ready to go.
- Spin around.

- Let's go.
- Boom.

- Ooh.
- Ooh, there she goes.

all: Ohh!
- Oh, yes!

- Carmen,
she's gonna be hanging out,

so I'm like, again,
"Wha-boom!"

Am I right?

- Bye, Dr. Ish.
- Bye-bye.

- Bye, Doctor.
- Bye, Doc.

- Shall we?
- Yes.

- Let's go party.

I feel released.

Where's the drinks?
I need a shot.

I'm ready to party.

- Taking a shot.
- Everyone's getting married.

Everyone...
- Cheers, ladies!

- I thought I was gonna
have to marry Jaymie

when he was like,
"This is 'Wedding Isle,'"

and I'm like, "What?"

- What was the groom like?

- I'm taller than him,
you know?

- "So I win."
- You seen her today.

You were completely good.
You were like, "Thank God."

- I was the one
getting married.

I was in control.
Yeah, I was with you guys.

- How'd you feel, though?

- He felt sexy.
- He felt sexy.

- Did I look good?
- Mm-hmm.

- Thank you.

Both you ladies
look really good, you do.

- Can we just drink?

- So cheers to our weddings
one day, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- Cheers to that.

- After therapy,

I can really see myself
getting married one day.

I'm kind of more like,

"Okay, let me knock these walls
down so I can find my man

and get my love so I can get
this beautiful wedding dress."

- How was it when you
saw her get married?

Did you start crying?

- Now I don't have
to hear about her

and being mad
at other guys and,

"Oh, my God, John,
it's your fault

"why I can't be
with him anymore.

Maw-maw-maw."

- I do feel like being here

and having to talk
about our feelings,

like, is very healing.

- And I think
of anybody here,

you're closest to the same
situation to me

because you wonder if
she even really cared, you know,

or if it was about that?

The mock wedding really
was a great bonding experience

for all of us.

Really starting to get
comfortable with each other

and close.

- Me and you have...
have the same situation.

- Yeah.

- You might be down.

Think she's...
she's holding on to you.

Once you cut that...
that string.

- It's getting cut.
- It is?

- Yeah.
- I like that.

- Yeah.

- That release and that freedom
that I felt getting married,

like, I think I might be
the one to hook up first.

Not saying that I will,
but I'm not sure.

Let's eat cake!

- Let's cut the cake.
- They look depressed.

- I have a knife.

- Get that damn knife
out her hand.

Come on with that knife.
You just swing it all around.

- Do you all want
the cake cut or no?

- We're waiting on...
you got the knife.

- Everybody keep talking.

- What that got to do with you
cutting the cake?

- Because it's a special thing
when somebody cut the cake.

- Nobody getting married here.
Cut the cake.

- Okay, so listen,

I think that we all
accomplished something today,

even if it was like, "Oh,
my gosh, I'm not over my ex,"

or, "Oh, my gosh, I am
completely done with my ex."

- Jesus...
- With the knife.

- Can you shut the [bleep] up?

all: Ooh.

- Fight, fight, fight, fight.

- Shut up.

- So be completely done
with your ex

and going to the next.

We should cut it
and all have fun.

- Is she hosting
the cutting of her cake?

- Yes, she's hosting it.
- Oh, my God.

- Somebody please
explain her speech to me.

- No, that was good.

- That's all you,
baby Britt.

Gaudy. Gaudy. Gaudy.

- What are you doing?

- Ohh!

[laughter]

- Get over here!

- Wow.
Ah-ha!

Happy wedding.

- It's all in my nose.
I smell cake.

- At this point,
it seems like

everyone's delirious
from shock therapy.

[laughter]

We got people
falling on the ground,

cake's flying everywhere...

- Oh, my God, something
just crawled up my leg.

Oh, [bleep], spider!
Ahhh!

- We got Carmen,
there's a spider up her dress,

running around
like gas on fire.

Stay away from Carmen.
I've got it!

I've got everything
under control.

- This mood right now between
everybody seems so drama free,

but you could feel tension.

It keeps building up.

You know,
especially with this group.

- I can see the rest
of the night

spiraling out of control.

- It's my wedding day!

I'm not supposed
to be like this.

- She's melting!

- Coming up on "Ex Isle"...

- Oh!

- Ooh.
- Oh, my God.

- Get her! Stop her, stop her!
- No!

- I really appreciate this,
you know?

We seem to help
each other out when we...

[muffled shouting]

[laughter]
- Down.

Got in my lashes.
You got it in my weave.

It's my wedding day.

I'm supposed to be happy,

and that cake is all over me
and my beautiful wedding dress.

I don't care
if it's mine or not.

That's a no-no.
It's a sin.

- Okay, no, [bleep] that.
Throw it away.

Throw that away
before I come over there.

- Don't mess with
a black girl and her weave.

That's when you want to fight.

I got cake on me.

Everybody got cake on them.

- Hey!
- Oh!

- I liked it better when we
were talking about spiders.

- Oh!

- I'm trying to figure out
where did I come in at

with the...with the cake.
- You looked too clean.

- Reason why she did that

is because when she walked
to the altar I said I was good

and I'm happy
and she could take her ass home.

That's why she just did that.

I didn't want to be
involved in it at all,

but she did it,
but okay, cool.

I'll hit you back.
That's what...

That's what we're doing now.

We're throwing cake.
I'm in it now.

[rock music]

- Ohh!

- I am an innocent bystander!

- Ooh.
- Oh, my God.

- Game is over.
[laughs]

- That will be
my cue to leave.

- Be the bigger person.
Be the bigger person.

Just...just...

- I got a little bit
on his suit,

and he did all of this?

Like, seriously?

This was not happening
right now.

Like, I really wanted
to stab him.

So I wouldn't stab him,
I needed to cool down.

I needed to walk away.

I just did a little bit,

and he had to try
to be all extra?

- She acts out. This was
her acting out because her...

her feelings were hurt.

- Why are you really mad?
Is it because I was so happy?

And I'm like, "Thank you, God,
Freddie is not the one"?

This is my issue.
I feel you disrespect me.

I'm over this.
I'm done.

It did not have to go there.

- You act out like a child,
you get spanked like a child.

- Oh, and he's talking crazy?
He talking sick right now?

Hair still sticky.

I swear to God, yo.

I see red.
I'm the bull.

I'm about to eff Freddie up.

- The queen has returned.

- Why you jumping over there?

- 'Cause you walking
towards me.

I don't know why
you walking towards me.

- What is wrong with her?

- [bleep] you.
[bleep] everything about you.

- Hold on.
- Stop, man.

- That hurt you?
- Oh, come on, don't hit him.

- Get her.
Stop her, stop her.

[overlapping shouting]

- Hey!
- Chill out.

- Get her.
Stop her, stop her.

- [bleep] bitch got me
[bleep] up!

[glass shatters]
- She throwing plates and stuff?

- I know. I know.
- Hey, you can't retaliate.

There's a lot
of pent-up emotions

overflowing from the wedding.

- Aunt Nicole
and Uncle Freddie

got a little too crazy
at the reception.

- It's my wedding.
I'm supposed to be happy.

They ruined my reception.

- Everyone's just
standing there, like,

let her throw glass plates
and glass candles at me,

and she done ripped my jacket.

- Guys, the cake.

- That's not cool.

- [bleep]. The cake.

- I still didn't get
a piece of cake, [bleep].

- I'm trying to figure out
why I got it in my hair.

- Nobody got a piece of cake
unless they got hit with it.

That was only the way
you got a piece of that cake.

- Gosh, and I
really wanted one.

- But you cannot mess
with Nicole.

- She acts crazy.
- She's really crazy.

- She...she cray-cray.

[grunts]

- She means nothing
to me anymore.

Like, I was over there
talking to Lucas

and somebody else,
and she had a piece of cake,

and she smacked me
in the head with it.

- I feel like that's exactly
the unhealthy relationship

we're trying to not be in,

and they still
are blaming each other.

- Yeah.

- It's not either
of their fault.

It's still she's not over it.
He's not over it.

- Doesn't know
how to hold her liquor.

- I mean, she is though.
- I get that.

- I'm just say,
I saw the build-up...

- Did you see
what she did to me?

- You all right?

- Am I all right?

- All right,
hey, hey, hey.

- My dude!
- Hey, hey, hey, I'm here.

Come here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Shh. Breathe.
Chill, chill.

Cover yourself up too.

- You gonna tell me I'm wrong?
- Hey, hey, hey.

- Let me ask you
one question, John.

- I'm here...I'm here
concerning with you.

- I know, but let me...

- I saw everything
that happened.

- Was I not playing around
with everybody when it hit me?

- You were.

- When he hit me
with that cake,

I felt like he slapped me.

- You and this attitude.
I like that [bleep].

- Was today too hard for him

that he wanted to take
his anger issues out on a cake?

- I've been in these
heated situations.

I've been in these
heated situations.

I've been here.
It's okay.

- All right, I'm gonna go
see what they're talking about.

- You make me hot.
This is...the room is cool.

- Go to the air conditioner.
- You weren't even...

- I walk in there,
and I feel some,

you know, sexual chemistry
between Nicole and John.

Nicole, what...Nicole.
- Lucas!

- Hey, hey, Lucas,
chill right now.

Chill. Luke, chill.
- All right, I'm out, I'm out.

- I got this.
We'll be out in a second.

- You got it.

- Dr. Ish tells me
to move on,

but I can't do that
with somebody else in the room.

Come on, Lucas.

You won't hold me back.

Nicole's
all on me right now, tough.

She's on me like white
on rice in a Chinese buffet.

Look at you
trying to be sneaky.

I think it's gonna go down
like "Boogie Nights."

I ain't going nowhere.
I'm right here.

- This is not easy.

- Good things
ain't never easy.

- We've...we've had enough drama
on the island already,

but if people start hooking up
with each other...

- Tell Jordan...
- And you're sitting here with...

- Why you trying to kiss me?
- I should...

- You just leaned in on me.

- This house
is basically gonna burn down

before we make it out of here.

- Mmm. Is this sexual?

- I'ma...I'ma thump you.
Oh, yeah.

- Next time on "Ex Isle"...

- But you took your ass
over there to John's room,

so go over there with John.
- It doesn't matter.

You're acting like a bitch.
You're being emotional.

- This is our marriage
certificate.

- Hell, no.

- Let it burn.

- I never had
a relationship with her.

It was an extended
one-night stand.

- I'm so fired up
with John right now

because of his attitude.

- You ain't nothing but trash.
- [bleep].

- Try me, mother[bleep].
[bleep] you, I swear...

- Ooh!
[loud clatter]