Everybody Loves Raymond (1996–2005): Season 7, Episode 5 - Who Am I? - full transcript

- WELL,
DEBRA'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.

MAY I TAKE A MESSAGE?

CINDY?

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, DEAR.

WELL, NO,
DEBRA WENT OUT TONIGHT.

AND RAYMOND DID TOO.

ALTHOUGH THEY WENT
TO DIFFERENT PLACES

ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

DO YOU THINK THAT SEEMS ODD?

I MEAN,
IT SEEMS ODD TO ME.



I MEAN, DO YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND
GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES?

YOU'RE NOT?

OH, WELL, I HAVE
ANOTHER SON, ROBBIE.

OH, I'LL TELL HIM
YOU CALLED.

ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
BYE-BYE.

- HI, MARIE.
WHO WAS THAT?

- THAT'S FOR ROBBIE.

SO HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?

- OH, IT WAS JUST
A GREAT LECTURE.

I LEARNED SO MUCH
ABOUT THE AMAZON.

LINDA'S COUSIN
WROTE THIS BOOK,

AND HE'S
A TERRIFIC SPEAKER.

HOW WERE THE KIDS?

- OH, THEY'RE FINE.



THEY DON'T KNOW.

- KNOW WHAT?

- ABOUT YOU AND RAYMOND GOING
YOUR SEPARATE WAYS TONIGHT.

- OH, NO, MARIE,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

RAY DIDN'T WANT TO COME
TO THE BOOKSTORE,

- OH, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT
THEY CALL AN "OPEN MARRIAGE."

I MEAN, YOU GO OUT WITHOUT FRANK
ONCE IN A WHILE.

- THAT'S NOT OPEN MARRIAGE.
THAT'S ESCAPE.

- NO, NO, I MEAN, COME ON.
HOW DO YOU GET A RASH THERE?

- WELL...

- HEY, WE'RE BACK.

- THANK GOD HE CAME BACK.

- HI, MRS. B.
HI, DEB.

- HEY,
YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD TIME?

YOU BEAT HOW MANY PEOPLE
IN A ROW AT AIR HOCKEY?

- 11.
- 11.

WAY TO GO, CUBBY, HUH?

- DEBRA HAD A GOOD TIME
TONIGHT TOO.

- OH.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

HOW WAS IT?
HOW'D YOUR THING GO?

- OH, I LOVED IT.
HE SIGNED MY BOOK.

- HE.

- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,
DR. EVERETT MUNCE.

- A DOCTOR.

- HEY, MA, YOU GOT ANY FOOD
OVER AT THE HOUSE?

- WHY?

- I'VE BEEN THINKING OF YOU
IN AN APRON ALL NIGHT, MRS. B.

- WELL, I DO HAVE FOOD,
BUT DON'T YOU NEED ME HERE?

- I DON'T THINK SO.

- OH, ALL RIGHT.

I'M RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET
IF YOU NEED TO TALK, RAYMOND.

AND REMEMBER...
I LOVE YOU.

- YOU'RE ON MY FOOT.

- OH.

- WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S WITH MY MOTHER?

'CAUSE WE DIDN'T GO OUT
TOGETHER TONIGHT.

- WHY? YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH THE BOOKSTORE GUY?

- YEAH,
HE'S 60 YEARS OLD,

HAS ONE EYE,
AND SMELLS OF THE JUNGLE.

- YEAH,
THAT'S HOW YOU LIKE IT.

- YEAH.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND NEXT WEEK IS THE SECOND PART
OF THE LECTURE.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU GONNA GO AGAIN?

- YEAH.
THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM, IS IT?

- NO, NO, IT'S NO PROBLEM.
IT'S JUST--WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

- OH, I THOUGHT YOU COULD
GO OUT WITH THE GUYS AGAIN.

- OH, YEAH.
YEAH, GREAT.

GREAT.

- WHAT'S THE MATTER, RAY?

- OH, NOTHING.
NOTHING.

- RAY, WHAT IS IT?

- NOTHING. IT'S...
I DON'T KNOW.

GOING OUT WITH THE GUYS--
I MEAN, IT WAS GREAT.

IT WAS FUN.
REALLY, REALLY FUN.

- BUT?

- IT WASN'T SO MUCH FUN.

I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN...

SOMETHING ABOUT IT--
SOMETHING WAS MISSING.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU MEAN ME?

- NO.

NO.

NO, I WAS...I MEAN,

WE DID THE SAME STUFF
WE ALWAYS DO.

YOU KNOW,
GIANNI WAS DOING HIS THING.

HE DROPS ICE CUBES
IN FRONT OF HIM,

"HEY, LOOK,
AN ESKIMO PEEING."

AND, YOU KNOW,
I MEAN, IT WAS FUNNY,

AND I USED TO LAUGH AT IT,
BUT...

- IT'S LOST ITS MAGIC?

- YEAH.

YEAH.

WE HAD
THE BUFFALO WINGS I'D LIKE,

AND WE DID
THE AIR HOCKEY.

BUT I DON'T KNOW,
SOMETHING ABOUT IT--

IT'S NOT THE--
IT'S NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS.

- OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE GROWING UP.

- NO.

NO. I PROBABLY GOT
A FLU OR SOMETHING.

- NO. NO, THAT'S WHY
YOU DON'T LIKE DOING

ALL THOSE STUPID THINGS
YOU USED TO DO.

YOU'RE CHANGING.

YOU'RE MATURING.

NO, IT'S A GOOD THING, RAY.

YOU'VE BECOME A MAN.

YOU KNOW WHY YOU JUST SAID
YOU HAD A BAD TIME

DOING ALL THOSE THINGS?

BECAUSE YOU'VE OUTGROWN THEM.

YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT,
DON'T YOU?

- WELL, CRAP,
MAYBE YOU ARE.

OH, MY GOD.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

OH.

LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN.

COME TO THE LECTURE WITH ME
ON SATURDAY.

- NO. WHAT?
- OH, NO, WAIT, LISTEN.

THAT'S WHAT ADULTS DO.

THEY USE THEIR HEAD,
AND THEY THINK.

OH, YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS.

YOU'RE READY FOR THIS.

YOU ARE A MATURE ADULT.

- OKAY.

IT WOULD BE KIND OF COOL
TO SEE A GUY WITH ONE EYE.

- HEY, DEBRA.
- HI.

- HI.
RAY, YOU CAME.

- YEP, I'M HERE.

- YOU LOOK SO NICE.

- DOESN'T HE?

- YES, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
LIKE THIS.

- HELLO, EVERYBODY.

RAYMOND,
LOOK AT YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- I JUST CAME TO GET
A LITTLE CULTURE.

- OH,
A LITTLE CULTURE.

- FOLKS,
IF YOU COULD TAKE YOUR SEATS.

- BOY,
THIS IS FUN.

IT'S HIGH SCHOOL,
ONLY NOW,

I'VE HAD SEX WITH THE GIRL
WHO SITS NEXT TO ME.

- OH, SHH.

- LET'S PLEASE ALL WELCOME BACK
TO SIDEWALK BOOKS

DR. EVERETT MUNCE.

[applause]

- THANK YOU, BRIAN.

- WELL, IT'S NICE TO SEE
SOME FAMILIAR FACES

I BELIEVE I LEFT YOU
ON THE BANKS OF THE AMAZON

ABOUT 250 KILOMETERS
EAST OF MANAUS.

IF YOU CAN IMAGINE,
IT'S DUSK,

AND IT'S STILL 104 DEGREES.

THE HUMIDITY IS AROUND 99%,
AND YET IT IS NOT RAINING.

IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY,

YOU CAN HEAR THE MACAWS
AND THE CAPYBARAS

AND PERHAPS EVEN
THE LOW GROWL OF A JAGUAR...

NEVER SEEN AN OUTSIDER,
SO ONE'S DILEMMA BECOMES,

"HOW DO I RECORD
THIS AMAZING DISCOVERY

WITHOUT CORRUPTING THE PURITY
OF THEIR EXISTENCE?"

WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

THEY FACED THIS SAME DILEMMA
MORE THAN 30 YEARS AGO

IN THE PHILIPPINES.

I BELIEVE IT WAS
30 YEARS AGO.

YES, IT WAS IN THE PHILIPPINES
WHERE THEY COME UPON A TRIBE

THAT WAS CALLED THE TASADAY.

EVEN THOUGH THEY TOOK GREAT--

- OW! OW! GOD!

WHAT DID YOU DO?

- SHH! WAKE UP.

- ALL RIGHT,
I'M AWAKE.

BUT YOU CAUGHT ME
RIGHT IN THE EYE.

- WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

YOU GOT ME RIGHT
IN THE SOCKET HOLE.

- BE QUIET.

- ALL RIGHT.
GOD.

YOU COULD'VE POKED MY EYE OUT.

NOT THAT I STILL
WOULDN'T BE A GREAT GUY.

[door opens]

- HI, DEAR.
HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?

- IT WAS FINE.

- RAY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- NOTHING.
NOTHING, NOTHING.

I GOT POKED IN THE EYE.

YOU KNOW HOW WILD IT CAN GET
IN A BOOKSTORE.

- IT'S NOT FUNNY, RAY.

- I FELL ASLEEP.

THE GUY WAS DRONING
ON AND ON,

AND I FELL ASLEEP.

- SO HE HIT YOU?

- NO.

SHE DID.

- I HAD TO WAKE YOU UP.

- WHEN I WANTED
TO WAKE RAYMOND UP,

I WOULD STROKE HIS HAIR...

AND GENTLY KISS HIS FOREHEAD.

- THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

- YOU WERE SLEEPING ON ME
IN PUBLIC.

I HAD TO GET YOU OFF OF ME.

I HAD HOPED THAT AFTER YOUR
LITTLE SEPARATION LAST WEEK

THAT MAYBE TONIGHT
WOULD GO BETTER.

- EVERYTHING IS FINE,
MARIE.

- NO, IT'S NOT.
EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE.

- STOP RUBBING IT, ALREADY.
YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.

- I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MY EYE.

EVERYTHING IS NOT RIGHT WITH ME,
THE WHOLE ME.

- WHAT?

- I WENT TO THAT LECTURE,
AND I TRIED, DEBRA.

GOD HELP ME,
I TRIED TO LIKE IT.

THE ELBOW IN THE EYE
WAS THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT.

- WELL, I'M SORRY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ADULT.

I MADE A MISTAKE.

- WHO THE HELL AM I?

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- DON'T YOU SEE?
LAST WEEK, THE SAME THING.

I WENT OUT WITH THE GUYS,
THE SAME THING HAPPENED.

I DIDN'T BELONG THERE,
EITHER.

SO NOW I GOT THIS THING
IN MY HEAD, LIKE, "WHO AM I?

WHAT DO I DO NOW?"

"WHERE THE HELL DO I BELONG?"

- RIGHT HERE.

- YOU'RE ON MY FOOT AGAIN,
MA.

- COME ON.

TRUST ME.

YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME FOR THIS.

HURRY UP.
YOU'RE LETTING THE STEAM OUT.

- HEY, RAY'S HERE.
HA-HA-HA.

- IT'S THE SPORTSWRITER.

- WELCOME TO THE INNER SANCTUM.

- YEAH. HI, GUYS.

BUT I DON'T WANT YOU
DROPPING THOSE TOWELS.

- HEY, PUT THAT IN YOUR COLUMN,
SPORTSWRITER.

- RAY'S BEEN GOING THROUGH
A ROUGH PATCH,

SO I BROUGHT HIM HERE
TO SWEAT THAT PUSS OFF HIS FACE.

- LET ME TURN UP THE STEAM
FOR YOU, RAY.

- NO, DON'T GET UP.

DON'T GET UP.
NO, PLEASE.

NOBODY MOVE, OKAY?

JUST PRETEND THAT I'M NOT HERE,
OKAY,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

- SAYS THE FUNNY SPORTSWRITER.

- SIT DOWN, RAY.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.

- HEY, SIT RIGHT HERE, RAY.

THAT'S O'NEAL'S PLACE.

BUT YOU CAN SIT THERE.

HE'S DEAD.

- AH, I LOVE THE LODGE.

WE PLAY SOME CARDS,
WE GET SOMETHING TO EAT,

WE COME IN HERE AND RELAX.

- WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?

- HAIR.

- YEAH,
I COULD ASK FOR HAIR.

OY.

- OH, MAN.

HOW LONG CAN YOU GUYS STAY
IN HERE?

- WELL, THE RECORD IS
4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES.

- YEAH ,BY WHO?

- O'NEAL.

- THIS IS THE LIFE.

- YEAH,
LIKE OIL IN THE JOINTS.

- YOU STILL STIFF?

- IN MY KNEE.

- YEAH.
I GOT THAT.

- MY BACK'S STILL ACTING UP.

- OH, THE TWINGE?

- ON GOOD DAYS,
IT'S A TWINGE.

- YEAH.
I GOT THAT.

- I GOT, LIKE,
A SHOULDER THING.

- YEAH?

- IT'S NOTHING.
IT'S JUST--

YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES WHEN I LIFT THINGS UP,

YOU KNOW, IT HURTS.

- YOU MEAN UP HERE BETWEEN
THE NECK AND THE SHOULDER BLADE?

- YEAH, YEAH,
IT'S, LIKE, A KNOT.

- I KNOW.

I GOT THAT.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LIFTING THINGS, RAY?

- AH, YOU KNOW, DEBRA--

SHE'S GOT ME DOING THIS
AND DOING THAT.

- OH, THE WIVES.

- THAT'S A PAIN
WE CAN'T GET RID OF.

- UNTIL YOU'RE O'NEAL.

[laughter]

- PUT THAT IN YOUR COLUMN.

- I SHOULD.
I SHOULD.

I SHOULD PUT IT IN.

I GOT UP TWICE LAST NIGHT
TO PEE.

[together] OH...YEAH.
OH.

- AT LEAST YOU GOT UP.

- DEBRA, I'M GONNA PUT
RAYMOND'S CANNOLIS

IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR.

- MA, WHY CAN'T I JUST
GRAB ONE OF THOSE?

I MADE IT ESPECIALLY FOR RAYMOND
TO CHEER HIM UP.

- SO HE GETS TEN CANNOLIS,
AND I GET NONE?

- HE'S HAVING A LIFE CRISIS.

- [scoffs]
LIFE CRISIS...

WHEN I GOT DIVORCED,
I HAD TO BEG YOU

FOR A PIECE OF RAISIN TOAST.

- OH, THERE HE IS.

HOW WAS IT, DEAR?
DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME?

- YOU KNOW, I DID.
I REALLY DID.

- WAS I RIGHT,
OR WAS I RIGHT?

THE LODGE IS HEAVEN ON EARTH.

- I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU,
THAT STEAM ROOM--

THAT WAS EXACTLY
WHAT I NEEDED.

- AW, THAT'S GREAT, HONEY.

I'M GLAD YOU WERE ABLE
TO RELAX.

- YES, THE STEAM ROOM
MUST HAVE BEEN NICE.

I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED
TO THE LODGE.

BUT THAT'S OKAY;
I CAN ALWAYS WORK UP A SWEAT

BY CHASING A PSYCHOPATH
DOWN THE SUBWAY TRACK.

- YOU KNOW, RAY,
YOU FIT RIGHT IN.

I WAS WORRIED YOU WERE GONNA
SAY SOMETHING STUPID...

OR LIBERAL.

- I ACTUALLY LIKED
TALKING TO THOSE GUYS.

- WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
HAVE TEN CANNOLIS.

- OH, I FORGOT.

I MADE YOU A SPECIAL TREAT.
RAYMOND.

SIT DOWN.

- SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY?

YOU GONNA JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD?

THE GUYS SAY
YOU'D BE A SHOO-IN.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

YEAH,
I THINK I WOULD LIKE THAT.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU WANT TO JOIN THE LODGE?

- IT'LL BE GREAT.

I'LL BE YOUR FATHER,
BUT I'LL ALSO BE YOUR BROTHER.

- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

- NO! ROBBIE, ROBBIE!
ROBBIE! ROBBIE!

ROBBIE, GIVE IT TO ME.
OH, ROBBIE.

OH, ROBBIE.

OH, ROBBIE.

OH, STOP THAT.

I MEAN, I KNOW YOU HAD
A GOOD TIME THERE TODAY,

BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN.

- WHY WOULDN'T HE?

BECAUSE HE'S NOT 100...

PERCENT SURE
HE WANTS TO JOIN.

- NO, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING, DEBRA,

BUT I DON'T KNOW.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS IN
THAT STEAM ROOM,

IT JUST FELT RIGHT.

I MEAN, I--I THINK IT'S WHAT
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

- SWEATY MAN-BOOBS?

- I DON'T LIKE THAT,
ROBERT.

- I MEAN, I WAS COMFORTABLE.

YOU KNOW,
I WAS RELAXED.

- PLUS, I'VE GOT SAY,
EVERYONE TOLD ME YOU WERE,

LIKE,
THE BEST-LOOKING GUY IN THERE.

HE'S THE "BEFORE"
IN A ROOM FULL OF "AFTERS."

IT JUST MADE YOU FEEL YOUNG
TO BE AROUND THOSE GUYS?

- NO, I ACTUALLY FELT
LIKE I BELONGED.

- OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

- WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO TOLD ME TO GROW UP.

- I DIDN'T SAY
GROW ALL THE WAY UP.

I MEAN, WHAT IS THE APPEAL,
JUST SITTING IN A STEAM ROOM?

- OH, WE ALSO PLAY CARDS.

AND DON'T FORGET
THE NAKED SWIMMING.

- I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN,
AND I CAN'T FORGET.

- NO, NO.
LET ME TELL YOU.

AFTER THAT STEAM,
A COUPLE OF NUDE LAPS...

WHOO.

YOU REALLY FEEL THE POOL.

- COME ON, RAY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

YOU DON'T WANT
TO JOIN THE LODGE.

- WELL, LOOK,
I TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE, RIGHT?

I WENT OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.

I DIDN'T LIKE
THE BOOKSTORE THING.

I MEAN,
THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.

- NO, IT ISN'T.

I MEAN,
WE DO THINGS TOGETHER.

WE GO TO DINNER.
WE GO TO THE MOVIES.

SOME OF THOSE MOVIES WE SEE,
THEY'RE ALL KIND OF STUPID.

- THE LAST MOVIE I SAW
WAS PATTON.

- ALL RIGHT, FRANK.

- AND YOU KNOW WHEN I'LL GO BACK
TO THE MOVIES?

"SON OF PATTON."

- AND THEN EVERYBODY
IS ALWAYS TALKING IN THEM,

AND IT'S ALWAYS FREEZING.

- IN FACT, IS THERE, LIKE,
A DRAFT IN HERE?

- THERE'S A BLANKET
IN THE LIVING ROOM.

MAYBE YOU'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE
IN THERE.

- WELL,
I AM A LITTLE TIRED.

OHH, GOSH.

OH, MY SHOULDER'S
ON THE FRITZ AGAIN.

- JUST SIT DOWN
AND PUT YOUR FEET UP.

- YES, RAYMOND.
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?

SOME MELBA TOAST?

A CATHETER?

- I'M ALL LOCKED UP, YOU KNOW.
IT'S LIKE A BIG KNOT.

- IS IT IN HERE?

- YOU NEED MORE TIME
IN THAT STEAM ROOM.

I'LL PICK YOU UP
TOMORROW MORNING AT 9:00.

WE DON'T COME OUT
UNTIL EVERYTHING'S SOFT.

- I MAY THROW UP.

- WE GOT--DO WE HAVE, LIKE,
A HEATING PAD?

- WELL, THIS IS GREAT, RAY.

THIS IS JUST GREAT.

YOU WENT FROM
AN IMMATURE TEENAGER

TO A TIRED OLD GEEZER
WITH NO STOPS IN BETWEEN.

AND WHAT DID I GET?

I GOT RIPPED OFF.
THAT'S WHAT I GOT.

I NEVER GOT TO BE MARRIED
TO A MAN,

A REGULAR, GROWN-UP MAN.

- DO YOU HAVE TO YELL?

- COULD EVERYBODY
PLEASE LEAVE NOW?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- I JUST NEED EVERYONE TO GO.

- YEAH, BUT--
- MARIE, PLEASE GO.

- DEBRA, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
TURN HIM EVERY HALF HOUR

SO HE DOESN'T GET BEDSORES.

- ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT--

- MARIE, HE'LL BE FINE.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I'M JUST CHECKING TO SEE
HOW OLD YOU REALLY ARE.

WELL?

- I'M A LITTLE TIRED.

- OH, MY GOD.

- BUT NOT TOO TIRED.

- I THOUGHT
YOUR SHOULDER HURT.

- I'M NOT GONNA USE MY SHOULDER.

- THANKS FOR GIVING ME
A SHOT HERE, DAD.

- YEAH, YEAH.
TAKE IT EASY.

ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S THE BIG ONE.

- HEY, GUYS.

- HEY, ROBERT.

- YOU'RE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE,
ROBERT.

I GUESS YOU DON'T EAT
TOO MANY DOUGHNUTS.

[laughter]

- 'CAUSE COPS EAT DOUGHNUTS.

- OKAY.

- SO YOUR WIFE
IS GONNA LET YOU JOIN?

- ACTUALLY,
I'M NOT MARRIED.

- OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
GUYS, RED ALERT.

- WE'RE SITTING NAKED
WITH A CONFIRMED BACHELOR.

- HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

- LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT ME.

I CAN TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.

- HEY, ROBERT,
IT'S HOT IN HERE.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR SWEATER OFF?

[laughter]

- GOOD ONE.
GOOD ONE.

[laughs]

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR WIG OFF?

- NOW, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- N-NOTHING.
I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND.

- YOU'RE JUST A WISE GUY,
I SEE.

- HEY, HEY, HEY.

TAKE IT EASY,
TAKE IT EASY.

- JUST KEEP MOVING.
- BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

- FRANK, GET HIM OUT OF HERE,
FRANK.

- COME ON. COME ON.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

- BRING BACK THE FUNNY ONE.