Everybody Loves Raymond (1996–2005): Season 3, Episode 21 - The Getaway - full transcript
Ray and Debra go away to a bed-and-breakfast.
- Okay, so, now here's
an old colonial inn
Near tanglewood.
- What's tanglewood?
- They have classical
music there.
Here's the concert
schedule.
- And here's my face.
- Or--okay.
Or we could stay
at the plaza, huh?
Eat at le cirque,
and see a show.
- No, look, my parents
make fun of people
Who stay at the plaza.
- What? My parents
stay at the plaza.
Okay, all right.
Then how do your parents feel
about the adirondacks?
- What do you do there?
- You rent a nice house.
Look at this,
right on the lake.
- We'll be staying
in someone else's house?
- They won't be there,
ray.
- I don't want to sleep
where other people have slept.
- What do you think
hotels are?
- You're yelling.
Why are you yelling?
- Because you don't
want to go anywhere.
- I do, believe me.
It's just that nothing
you've mentioned sounds fun yet.
- Okay, then you pick.
And whatever sounds
fun to you, we'll do.
- Really,
you want me to pick?
- Yes, ray, because
it doesn't matter where we go
As long as we can
be together!
- All right.
Let's calm it down.
- All right.
It's just that, you know,
I really want to do this.
- Me too.
- Okay.
- A tour of ben & jerry's
ice cream factory.
Can that be a trip?
- Yes, it can.
Yes, it can, because
the factory's in vermont.
See, the wildflowers
are blooming.
And we could stay
At this cute little
bed and breakfast.
- Why don't we just stay
at ben & jerry's house?
- I'm calling vermont.
- Free samples.
I'll bet there's a catch.
- Hey, that's cute.
- God.
Amy, I'm going to vermont
tomorrow.
I have nothing
to take on this trip.
- You have a husband.
Lots of things
go with that.
For a pair of pants
that makes my butt look smaller.
- You know what makes
your butt look smaller?
A husband.
- So, robert hasn't started
dating anyone else yet?
- You mean,
since we talked about him
In the shoe
department?
- I know, I know.
I just--
Here, try this on.
- Yecch.
- Oh, come on.
It'll look great
with that scarf you bought.
And maybe some
of those new platform sneakers.
- [sighs]
I'm not fun anymore.
- What are you talking about?
You're fun.
We're having fun.
We had wine at lunch.
- Okay.
- Another color, maybe?
- [crying]
- what? What is it?
- I'm a boring housewife.
- What?
- I'm a big, old
boring housewife,
And that's why
ray isn't excited
About going to vermont.
I should just cancel
the whole trip.
- Come on,
you're not boring.
You're going to have
an amazing, amazing time
With your husband.
Look, donna karan.
- [sobbing]
What was I thinking?
Ray's only going to vermont
for the ice cream.
That tour
only lasts two hours,
And then it's just me.
- These prices
are outrageous.
- Whoa, what's all this?
- Well,
I'm babysitting for you
While you're on
your getaway. Remember?
- Oh, okay, but we don't
leave until tomorrow.
So leave until tomorrow.
- Hey.
- Ooh.
- Here's the bag
that I borrowed.
- Yeah.
Well, what's this smell?
What'd you keep in it?
- Some meat.
So I see ma's
laid in supplies.
- Well, you're welcome
to come over here
For dinner tomorrow night.
- Oh, I see, so I'm a nice guy
to have over,
But you wouldn't
want me staying here.
- What, robert?
- Hmm? Nothing.
Wasn't asked,
wasn't considered.
- What weren't you
considered for, dear?
- Let's see,
today's category?
Child care.
- Look, robert,
I didn't think--
- Oh, you didn't think?
No, why would you
think someone
Who's trained in cpr,
public safety,
And conflict resolution
would be able to baby-sit?
- Robert, look, you want to
take care of the kids?
Fine, mom doesn't
have to do it.
- Yes, she does
have to do it.
That's my getaway
from her.
- Well, I could come
over here and help.
- That's not the same thing
as you staying here
And me staying there.
- Listen, ma,
I don't need your help, okay?
I can take care
of the kids.
- Okay, dear. Okay.
- What?
All right.
- Good.
- What?
- Good-bye.
- I'll be going along, too.
I'll see you in three days,
all right?
- What?
- Nothing, dear.
Bye-bye.
- Hey, look, raymond,
I won't let you down, okay?
Just relax and go
enjoy your trip.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
Hey, you ever been to one
of these bed and breakfasts?
- Yeah, with my ex-wife.
- Did you not catch
the end of that sentence?
- Yeah, great.
- What's with the face?
- No, no, yeah, it's just,
going away together.
It's just so much time
together.
- What are you afraid of?
You guys still--
- What?
- [imitates sexy music]
- Yeah, I mean, yeah, we do.
That's not the problem.
It's the in-between.
- Ah, the remains
of the day.
- She keeps saying
how romantic it's gonna be.
You know,
three days of romantic.
I don't see the need.
- Listen, let me give you
some advice, okay?
These trips are for the wife.
It's a weekend.
- [groans]
- Raymond, raymond,
raymond, raymond.
You know, sometimes
at the precinct,
We got to throw guys
into the lockup for a weekend.
And you know which guys
have the worst time there?
- The small ones?
- No.
The guys who are
watching the clock.
But the guys
who arm wrestle,
Play cards, whistle...
Those are the ones
for whom time passes quickly.
- Yeah, but I have
to talk, okay?
Those guys have the right
to remain silent.
- Hi.
- Hey, honey. Hi.
Oh, you got some stuff
for the trip, good.
- Yeah.
- Good, it's gonna be fun.
- Yeah, I can't wait.
- Yeah, just me and you.
- Yeah.
- What'd you get?
- I got a great outfit
for the hayride.
- Hayride.
- Yeah.
- So, listen,
that weekend lockup--
How far in advance
is that booked?
- You know, ray,
I can carry one of those.
- No, no, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
- Wow.
This looks nice.
- Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
I like--I like the, uh...
I like the doorstop
in the shape of a bunny.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
[sighs]
hello?
- "please ring turtle."
[bell dings]
- [giggles]
- Hi.
- You must be the barones.
- Yeah.
I'm debra, and this is ray.
- Cecily daily.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I was packing some folks
a picnic lunch.
- Oh, that's so romantic.
- Yeah, you like that?
We'll take one of those.
- Picnic orders have to be in
by 6:00 the night before.
It's all right here
in the handout.
- Oh, more bunnies.
Where I put
the reservation book.
- "no tv in the room"?
- Did you really want
a tv this weekend?
- No, no, we'll--
We'll arm wrestle.
- Here's your key.
And the common bathroom
is just across the hall.
- No bathrooms
in the rooms, either?
Can I ask you something?
What is in the room?
Are we in the room
right now?
- Ray.
- Bill, pam.
We missed you two
at breakfast.
We had blueberry pancakes.
- Sorry, we couldn't seem
to get out of bed.
- [giggling]
- Ready to go, babe?
- Sure, babe.
- Where are you off to?
- Oh, we're gonna go
check out that antique fair
In craftsbury common.
- Oh, I read about that.
That's supposed
to be great.
- See ya.
- Did you want to go
to that cranberry craftyland?
- Well, I scheduled
The ben & jerry's thing
for today,
'cause you seemed
so excited about it.
- Yeah, yeah, but we don't
have to do that
If you don't want to.
- No, I do.
No, ray, you know,
this is our weekend.
We're gonna do things
that we both enjoy.
It's not like we have
nothing in common.
- Yeah.
Yeah, common bathroom.
- [laughs]
- All right,
who took my yellow piece?
[kids laughing]
It's not funny.
I was winning.
Do you know what happened
to the last person
- They got a big tickle,
that's what.
[kids screeching]
- I can't find
the can opener.
- What?
- I'm not talking to you.
Where's your mother?
- I don't know.
She's not here.
- You want to play
candy land, grandpa?
- I want my clam chowder.
- Look, I'm sure ray has--
- Marie!
- Dad, she's not here.
- Marie!
- Dad--
- Would you stop yelling?
The can opener is in the
top drawer by the refrigerator.
- Thank you.
See you Monday.
- Hello, dear.
- What are you doing here?
- Cleaning.
- Ma, listen,
I'm in charge while
raymond is away, all right?
- Of course you are, dear.
You're doing a wonderful job.
The twins could use a nap.
- I'm handling this.
- I know, dear.
I can hear through the vent.
- Have you thought
about dinner?
- I'm ordering a pizza.
- No, pizza's not dinner.
I'll fix something.
- Did you know
she was here?
- Grandma's always here.
- [exhausted sigh]
- You got the key?
No, you have it.
- You're the funny one.
- Oh, no, it's that couple.
Come on, where's the key?
Where's the damn key?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hi.
How was your day?
- Unbelievable.
- Yeah, it was great.
Oh, gosh, we hiked
through wildflowers,
And we picked apples,
And then we toured
ben & jerry's,
And the teddy bear factory.
- Yeah.
- Wow, you guys
did a lot of stuff.
We just went
to craftsbury common.
Bill bought me
this quilt.
- It's an anniversary gift--
Six months since
our first date.
- Oh, thank you, babe.
- You're welcome, babe.
- He celebrates everything.
- [laughs]
- Oh, there it is.
Yeah, I thought
I lost the key,
But there it was.
It's right in my back pocket.
- That's so funny.
[forced chuckles]
- Wow.
Were we ever like that?
- Who, babe and babe?
- Yeah, they just seem so--
- Annoying?
- I was thinking happy.
- Well, they're not
married yet.
So just think how happy
they're gonna get.
- Okay, so,
are you gonna shower or--
- What for?
- For the hayride.
- Well, how bad do I smell
That I got to take a shower
Before being dragged around
behind a horse?
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
We don't need to shower.
- Is there time for a nap?
- I don't think so.
We got to be downstairs
by 6:30, so--
- What about dinner?
- It's kind of included.
It's sort of a cookout,
campfire thing.
- What are they having?
- I don't know
what they're having, okay?
I just thought
it would be fun.
- You know what
might be more fun?
A nap.
- Okay, fine, ray.
You nap.
Nap all you want.
And you know what?
The next time,
you pick the friggin' hotel
And you plan
all the activities,
And I'll be the one
that hates everything.
- Wait, debra. Come on.
- I didn't say
I hated everything.
- You didn't have to say it.
- What did I do?
What did I do?
I said,
"what are they having?"
What did I do?
Come on.
You said there was gonna
be a cookout thing,
And I said,
"what are they having?"
That's a perfectly
legitimate question.
There was no other
meaning there.
And the nap thing,
that was just--
That's me trying
to be romantic.
That's all.
Come on, look, I'm sorry.
I don't know
what the hell I'm doing here.
- Is someone in there?
- Yeah.
What do you think?
Honey, come on,
Someone else needs
to use the bathroom.
Honey, come on.
Come on, we're not the only one
who has this bathroom.
Huh, huh, remember?
You're the one
who booked the place
With the
"share the bathroom" thing.
[forced laugh]
I just made it worse,
didn't I?
[knocks]
honey, come on.
I'm sorry. Please, come on,
let's be friends, huh?
This is our weekend getaway.
Come on, hon--
honey, unlock thi--
Oh.
It's not locked.
We'll just be a minute.
- [sobbing]
- hey.
There's no lock
on that thing.
- You're supposed
to hang the sign.
[sighs]
- "patience is a virtue."
- What, ray?
- No, nothing, nothing.
It's charming and true.
- So, you want to
just go home?
- Only if you
really want to.
Come on, I mean, it's--
It's not really
going that well,
Unless you think
that it is.
- I was trying to make
this fun for you.
I mean, why do you--
That hike,
and the apple orchard,
And the ice cream
factory,
I planned all those
stupid things?
- Wait a minute,
you thought they were stupid?
- Of course.
I just thought
that if I kept you busy,
You wouldn't notice--
- What? Notice what?
- That I'm your boring wife.
[crying]
- My boring wife?
You thought you'd
be boring to me?
- What's so funny?
- Nothing.
You were nervous
about being boring to me.
- What are you doing?
- It's just--
it is funny.
You thinking you're boring.
What about me?
Come on, I ran out of
things to say
On the george washington
bridge.
Remember, I said,
"I always take
the upper level,
You fall on the people
on the lower level."
That doesn't
even make sense.
We're all gonna die.
We all go in the river.
That's stupid.
- Yeah, and there was,
like, 100 miles
Where all you said
was, "oh, look,
The odometer's
gonna hit 80,000."
- My point exactly.
- So, we do have
something in common.
We're boring.
- "hi, we're the borings.
We just hit 80,000."
So, what do you
want to do?
You want to do
the hayride thing?
- You know what?
That nap sounded pretty good.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I've been
wanting to take a nap
Since ally was born.
- Hey.
Nothing boring to me
about a nap.
You know, and then
Maybe a little later,
who knows, huh?
- Okay, definitely.
But first a nap.
- Oh, definitely,
definitely a nap.
[knocking at door]
- Excuse me, it's cecily.
Everything
all right in there?
- Yeah, yeah,
uh, we're done.
- Yeah.
[toilet flushes]
- Why did you do that?
- Oh, I don't know,
I don't know, I panicked.
- Come on,
now we got to wash our hands.
- Hey, bunny soap.
- We celebrate everything.
- What time is it?
- Mm, 9:00.
- We missed dinner?
- Mm, I guess.
- You want to just
sleep through?
- Yes.
- This is a great vacation.
an old colonial inn
Near tanglewood.
- What's tanglewood?
- They have classical
music there.
Here's the concert
schedule.
- And here's my face.
- Or--okay.
Or we could stay
at the plaza, huh?
Eat at le cirque,
and see a show.
- No, look, my parents
make fun of people
Who stay at the plaza.
- What? My parents
stay at the plaza.
Okay, all right.
Then how do your parents feel
about the adirondacks?
- What do you do there?
- You rent a nice house.
Look at this,
right on the lake.
- We'll be staying
in someone else's house?
- They won't be there,
ray.
- I don't want to sleep
where other people have slept.
- What do you think
hotels are?
- You're yelling.
Why are you yelling?
- Because you don't
want to go anywhere.
- I do, believe me.
It's just that nothing
you've mentioned sounds fun yet.
- Okay, then you pick.
And whatever sounds
fun to you, we'll do.
- Really,
you want me to pick?
- Yes, ray, because
it doesn't matter where we go
As long as we can
be together!
- All right.
Let's calm it down.
- All right.
It's just that, you know,
I really want to do this.
- Me too.
- Okay.
- A tour of ben & jerry's
ice cream factory.
Can that be a trip?
- Yes, it can.
Yes, it can, because
the factory's in vermont.
See, the wildflowers
are blooming.
And we could stay
At this cute little
bed and breakfast.
- Why don't we just stay
at ben & jerry's house?
- I'm calling vermont.
- Free samples.
I'll bet there's a catch.
- Hey, that's cute.
- God.
Amy, I'm going to vermont
tomorrow.
I have nothing
to take on this trip.
- You have a husband.
Lots of things
go with that.
For a pair of pants
that makes my butt look smaller.
- You know what makes
your butt look smaller?
A husband.
- So, robert hasn't started
dating anyone else yet?
- You mean,
since we talked about him
In the shoe
department?
- I know, I know.
I just--
Here, try this on.
- Yecch.
- Oh, come on.
It'll look great
with that scarf you bought.
And maybe some
of those new platform sneakers.
- [sighs]
I'm not fun anymore.
- What are you talking about?
You're fun.
We're having fun.
We had wine at lunch.
- Okay.
- Another color, maybe?
- [crying]
- what? What is it?
- I'm a boring housewife.
- What?
- I'm a big, old
boring housewife,
And that's why
ray isn't excited
About going to vermont.
I should just cancel
the whole trip.
- Come on,
you're not boring.
You're going to have
an amazing, amazing time
With your husband.
Look, donna karan.
- [sobbing]
What was I thinking?
Ray's only going to vermont
for the ice cream.
That tour
only lasts two hours,
And then it's just me.
- These prices
are outrageous.
- Whoa, what's all this?
- Well,
I'm babysitting for you
While you're on
your getaway. Remember?
- Oh, okay, but we don't
leave until tomorrow.
So leave until tomorrow.
- Hey.
- Ooh.
- Here's the bag
that I borrowed.
- Yeah.
Well, what's this smell?
What'd you keep in it?
- Some meat.
So I see ma's
laid in supplies.
- Well, you're welcome
to come over here
For dinner tomorrow night.
- Oh, I see, so I'm a nice guy
to have over,
But you wouldn't
want me staying here.
- What, robert?
- Hmm? Nothing.
Wasn't asked,
wasn't considered.
- What weren't you
considered for, dear?
- Let's see,
today's category?
Child care.
- Look, robert,
I didn't think--
- Oh, you didn't think?
No, why would you
think someone
Who's trained in cpr,
public safety,
And conflict resolution
would be able to baby-sit?
- Robert, look, you want to
take care of the kids?
Fine, mom doesn't
have to do it.
- Yes, she does
have to do it.
That's my getaway
from her.
- Well, I could come
over here and help.
- That's not the same thing
as you staying here
And me staying there.
- Listen, ma,
I don't need your help, okay?
I can take care
of the kids.
- Okay, dear. Okay.
- What?
All right.
- Good.
- What?
- Good-bye.
- I'll be going along, too.
I'll see you in three days,
all right?
- What?
- Nothing, dear.
Bye-bye.
- Hey, look, raymond,
I won't let you down, okay?
Just relax and go
enjoy your trip.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
Hey, you ever been to one
of these bed and breakfasts?
- Yeah, with my ex-wife.
- Did you not catch
the end of that sentence?
- Yeah, great.
- What's with the face?
- No, no, yeah, it's just,
going away together.
It's just so much time
together.
- What are you afraid of?
You guys still--
- What?
- [imitates sexy music]
- Yeah, I mean, yeah, we do.
That's not the problem.
It's the in-between.
- Ah, the remains
of the day.
- She keeps saying
how romantic it's gonna be.
You know,
three days of romantic.
I don't see the need.
- Listen, let me give you
some advice, okay?
These trips are for the wife.
It's a weekend.
- [groans]
- Raymond, raymond,
raymond, raymond.
You know, sometimes
at the precinct,
We got to throw guys
into the lockup for a weekend.
And you know which guys
have the worst time there?
- The small ones?
- No.
The guys who are
watching the clock.
But the guys
who arm wrestle,
Play cards, whistle...
Those are the ones
for whom time passes quickly.
- Yeah, but I have
to talk, okay?
Those guys have the right
to remain silent.
- Hi.
- Hey, honey. Hi.
Oh, you got some stuff
for the trip, good.
- Yeah.
- Good, it's gonna be fun.
- Yeah, I can't wait.
- Yeah, just me and you.
- Yeah.
- What'd you get?
- I got a great outfit
for the hayride.
- Hayride.
- Yeah.
- So, listen,
that weekend lockup--
How far in advance
is that booked?
- You know, ray,
I can carry one of those.
- No, no, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
- Wow.
This looks nice.
- Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
I like--I like the, uh...
I like the doorstop
in the shape of a bunny.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
[sighs]
hello?
- "please ring turtle."
[bell dings]
- [giggles]
- Hi.
- You must be the barones.
- Yeah.
I'm debra, and this is ray.
- Cecily daily.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I was packing some folks
a picnic lunch.
- Oh, that's so romantic.
- Yeah, you like that?
We'll take one of those.
- Picnic orders have to be in
by 6:00 the night before.
It's all right here
in the handout.
- Oh, more bunnies.
Where I put
the reservation book.
- "no tv in the room"?
- Did you really want
a tv this weekend?
- No, no, we'll--
We'll arm wrestle.
- Here's your key.
And the common bathroom
is just across the hall.
- No bathrooms
in the rooms, either?
Can I ask you something?
What is in the room?
Are we in the room
right now?
- Ray.
- Bill, pam.
We missed you two
at breakfast.
We had blueberry pancakes.
- Sorry, we couldn't seem
to get out of bed.
- [giggling]
- Ready to go, babe?
- Sure, babe.
- Where are you off to?
- Oh, we're gonna go
check out that antique fair
In craftsbury common.
- Oh, I read about that.
That's supposed
to be great.
- See ya.
- Did you want to go
to that cranberry craftyland?
- Well, I scheduled
The ben & jerry's thing
for today,
'cause you seemed
so excited about it.
- Yeah, yeah, but we don't
have to do that
If you don't want to.
- No, I do.
No, ray, you know,
this is our weekend.
We're gonna do things
that we both enjoy.
It's not like we have
nothing in common.
- Yeah.
Yeah, common bathroom.
- [laughs]
- All right,
who took my yellow piece?
[kids laughing]
It's not funny.
I was winning.
Do you know what happened
to the last person
- They got a big tickle,
that's what.
[kids screeching]
- I can't find
the can opener.
- What?
- I'm not talking to you.
Where's your mother?
- I don't know.
She's not here.
- You want to play
candy land, grandpa?
- I want my clam chowder.
- Look, I'm sure ray has--
- Marie!
- Dad, she's not here.
- Marie!
- Dad--
- Would you stop yelling?
The can opener is in the
top drawer by the refrigerator.
- Thank you.
See you Monday.
- Hello, dear.
- What are you doing here?
- Cleaning.
- Ma, listen,
I'm in charge while
raymond is away, all right?
- Of course you are, dear.
You're doing a wonderful job.
The twins could use a nap.
- I'm handling this.
- I know, dear.
I can hear through the vent.
- Have you thought
about dinner?
- I'm ordering a pizza.
- No, pizza's not dinner.
I'll fix something.
- Did you know
she was here?
- Grandma's always here.
- [exhausted sigh]
- You got the key?
No, you have it.
- You're the funny one.
- Oh, no, it's that couple.
Come on, where's the key?
Where's the damn key?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hi.
How was your day?
- Unbelievable.
- Yeah, it was great.
Oh, gosh, we hiked
through wildflowers,
And we picked apples,
And then we toured
ben & jerry's,
And the teddy bear factory.
- Yeah.
- Wow, you guys
did a lot of stuff.
We just went
to craftsbury common.
Bill bought me
this quilt.
- It's an anniversary gift--
Six months since
our first date.
- Oh, thank you, babe.
- You're welcome, babe.
- He celebrates everything.
- [laughs]
- Oh, there it is.
Yeah, I thought
I lost the key,
But there it was.
It's right in my back pocket.
- That's so funny.
[forced chuckles]
- Wow.
Were we ever like that?
- Who, babe and babe?
- Yeah, they just seem so--
- Annoying?
- I was thinking happy.
- Well, they're not
married yet.
So just think how happy
they're gonna get.
- Okay, so,
are you gonna shower or--
- What for?
- For the hayride.
- Well, how bad do I smell
That I got to take a shower
Before being dragged around
behind a horse?
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
We don't need to shower.
- Is there time for a nap?
- I don't think so.
We got to be downstairs
by 6:30, so--
- What about dinner?
- It's kind of included.
It's sort of a cookout,
campfire thing.
- What are they having?
- I don't know
what they're having, okay?
I just thought
it would be fun.
- You know what
might be more fun?
A nap.
- Okay, fine, ray.
You nap.
Nap all you want.
And you know what?
The next time,
you pick the friggin' hotel
And you plan
all the activities,
And I'll be the one
that hates everything.
- Wait, debra. Come on.
- I didn't say
I hated everything.
- You didn't have to say it.
- What did I do?
What did I do?
I said,
"what are they having?"
What did I do?
Come on.
You said there was gonna
be a cookout thing,
And I said,
"what are they having?"
That's a perfectly
legitimate question.
There was no other
meaning there.
And the nap thing,
that was just--
That's me trying
to be romantic.
That's all.
Come on, look, I'm sorry.
I don't know
what the hell I'm doing here.
- Is someone in there?
- Yeah.
What do you think?
Honey, come on,
Someone else needs
to use the bathroom.
Honey, come on.
Come on, we're not the only one
who has this bathroom.
Huh, huh, remember?
You're the one
who booked the place
With the
"share the bathroom" thing.
[forced laugh]
I just made it worse,
didn't I?
[knocks]
honey, come on.
I'm sorry. Please, come on,
let's be friends, huh?
This is our weekend getaway.
Come on, hon--
honey, unlock thi--
Oh.
It's not locked.
We'll just be a minute.
- [sobbing]
- hey.
There's no lock
on that thing.
- You're supposed
to hang the sign.
[sighs]
- "patience is a virtue."
- What, ray?
- No, nothing, nothing.
It's charming and true.
- So, you want to
just go home?
- Only if you
really want to.
Come on, I mean, it's--
It's not really
going that well,
Unless you think
that it is.
- I was trying to make
this fun for you.
I mean, why do you--
That hike,
and the apple orchard,
And the ice cream
factory,
I planned all those
stupid things?
- Wait a minute,
you thought they were stupid?
- Of course.
I just thought
that if I kept you busy,
You wouldn't notice--
- What? Notice what?
- That I'm your boring wife.
[crying]
- My boring wife?
You thought you'd
be boring to me?
- What's so funny?
- Nothing.
You were nervous
about being boring to me.
- What are you doing?
- It's just--
it is funny.
You thinking you're boring.
What about me?
Come on, I ran out of
things to say
On the george washington
bridge.
Remember, I said,
"I always take
the upper level,
You fall on the people
on the lower level."
That doesn't
even make sense.
We're all gonna die.
We all go in the river.
That's stupid.
- Yeah, and there was,
like, 100 miles
Where all you said
was, "oh, look,
The odometer's
gonna hit 80,000."
- My point exactly.
- So, we do have
something in common.
We're boring.
- "hi, we're the borings.
We just hit 80,000."
So, what do you
want to do?
You want to do
the hayride thing?
- You know what?
That nap sounded pretty good.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I've been
wanting to take a nap
Since ally was born.
- Hey.
Nothing boring to me
about a nap.
You know, and then
Maybe a little later,
who knows, huh?
- Okay, definitely.
But first a nap.
- Oh, definitely,
definitely a nap.
[knocking at door]
- Excuse me, it's cecily.
Everything
all right in there?
- Yeah, yeah,
uh, we're done.
- Yeah.
[toilet flushes]
- Why did you do that?
- Oh, I don't know,
I don't know, I panicked.
- Come on,
now we got to wash our hands.
- Hey, bunny soap.
- We celebrate everything.
- What time is it?
- Mm, 9:00.
- We missed dinner?
- Mm, I guess.
- You want to just
sleep through?
- Yes.
- This is a great vacation.