Eureka (2006–2012): Season 4, Episode 7 - Stoned - full transcript

It was just a
normal day in Eureka.

Day's not over yet.

Yeah. Like that was
going to last.

Hello, 1947.
Confused? Let me clarify.

The five of us got
transported back in time

through some wormhole thingy
thanks to the Bridge Device.

We eventually found
our way back home,

but, surprise, home wasn't
exactly the way we left it.

Henry? Married.

Zane and Jo? Never dated.

But Jo's in charge
of G.D. Security.



Kevin? Different,
much to Allison's surprise.

And Fargo?
Head of Global Dynamics,

much to everyone's surprise.

Oh, and Dr. Old Spice hitched a
ride with us back to the present,

but there's one crappy rule.

We can't tell anyone.

If people ever found out about
our trip, there'd be trouble.

Some of us had a harder
time with it than others.

I'm not your Henry.
Not yet.

It's way off target.
And that's a residential area.

That was Jo's house, so she's
living with me for a while.

And I finally kissed Allison,
63 years ago.

But, of course, Dr. Charles
Grant had to get in the way.

At least let me
buy you a drink.



One drink.

Don't plan the
wedding just yet.

May the
best man win.

But that's Eureka for you.
Same town, big changes.

You know, I think I like
the hair. Look very mature.

Yeah, and it really sells the
fake ID to the bars in Cambridge.

Ah... Kidding. Unclench.

Yeah, so when does
Lucas come back from MIT?

He's not. Internship in
Geneva, which isn't a bad thing.

Ah, you guys
having trouble?

That would make it
a lot easier.

No, it's just he's a great guy,
but, you know, college changes you.

What you want,
who you want.

Oh, and that's
not hair boy.

Maybe what starts in the friend
zone should stay in the friend zone.

Sheriff. Hey, Zoe. Hey, Zane.

Looking good.
Thanks.

Ooh, that's my girl.
That's my girl. Hey!

Wow, Jenna's gotten so
big. Allison seems so happy.

Yeah, yeah, she does.

Fresh baked cinnamon rolls,
raisin-free and icing rich.

Just the way you like it.
Welcome home.

Oh, thanks, Vince.
It's so good to be back.

Well, I think I'll have
one, thanks, Vince.

Oh.

Okay, so, I think some of the greatest
romances in history started in the friend zone.

Like what? And TV
characters do not count.

So, you ready
for spa day?

I've got us booked for
Shangri-La facials and mani-pedis.

What? Shangri-La facial?

Well, this doesn't happen
by magic, my friend.

I can't wait. So, what
are you guys talking about?

Whether it's better to stay
with someone safe, but dull.

Or take a risk
on someone new.

I think
newer isn't always better.

You've already
found someone new.

That obvious? Well,
nothing's happened yet,

we've just been
holo-Skyping.

But he's funny and smart and so hot.

Yeah, and I think
that's my cue to leave.

I'll meet you outside.
All right.

Okay. God.

Funny, smart, and hot.
Sounds like a trifecta.

Yeah. I don't know, I mean,
he's a little bit older.

If he makes you happy, go for it.

Life's short and everything
can change in a blink.

Oh. That's my contractor. Wait until
you see the plans for my new house.

Zimmer, what's
going on?

Let me get your coat. Thank you.

A gentleman always
takes street side.

Were all men as chivalrous in your day?

If they wanted a chance with
a gal like you, they were.

Well, I say we need more
men like you in 2010.

You know what we didn't have
in my day? Coffee like this.

I enjoyed the highballs
the other night.

The drinks? Oh, yes.
So did I. Thank you.

How about we go crazy next
time and make it dinner?

Uh, well...
Hey, guys.

Uh, why aren't you catching
up on 60 years of fun facts?

Because I find the
present far more alluring.

That's great. Um, I need
you. Police business.

Could take a
while.

Oh, okay, sport.
Ladies, to be continued.

Police business?

Well, all my business
is police business.

So what's
up, Carter?

Well, it's really
more of a longer conversation.

Uh, maybe you and I could grab a bite.

I just ate.

No, not... Oh...

"I just ate. " No,
later. Like, say, dinner?

Oh. Um, okay, well,
Kevin's going to be at Dre's

and I have the nanny tonight.
Yeah, sure, what time?

Uh, say,
8:00?

Yeah, that
sounds good.

Okay. Hey, Jenna.
Say goodbye to Carter.

Bye.

Why'd it take me four years to do that?

Well, tell him if he doesn't move
that thing today, I'll move it for him.

They haven't even poured
the foundation for my house,

which means I get to keep
living with the both of you

and SARAH and
her mechanical boyfriend

and, oh, my God, I need my own space.

Mechanical
boyfriend?

Uh, SARAH's been spending
time with Deputy Andy.

Your house is getting more
action than either of us.

I try not to think about it.

So what's the holdup on the
swinging new bachelorette pad?

Some pinhead named Thurgood found a fossil
on the site and shut down construction.

Wait, Derek? Derek? Who's Derek?

Oh, Dr. Derek Thurgood. He taught my
paleoanthropology class last year at Tesla.

The guy's
a genius.

Really? Well, why don't you come and watch
me kick his smart ass off my property.

Well, let's.

You don't know
what a big deal this is.

I'm sorry, you're going to
have to give us more time.

You've had three
days to move it.

Well, I was working on it, but this little
intimidation stunt of yours isn't helping you.

Hey, Zoe,
welcome back.

Congratulations, Derek.
This is really cool.

Oh, really cool. So take your fancy
laser shovel and haul it back to G.D.

Uh, it's a delicate process
and it can't be rushed.

Besides, who knows what
else we might find here?

What exactly did
we find here?

The distal phalange of a fifteen
thousand-year old pre-Clovis culture hominid.

A pinky.

What, that's it? That's a big deal, Dad.

Come on.

Then remove it.

Well, I would, but boss lady
Zimmer thought it would be funny

to push me into
Flash-Crete.

Into what now?

It's Flash-Crete. PVA-enhanced
molecular-bonded concrete.

Three-second set time.
And he fell into it.

I had a
little help.

If I'd helped you would've
gone in face first.

All right, let's get Indiana Jones
out of the wall here. You got a chisel?

Come on.

Here. It's de-polymerizing spray.

For the clumsy and irritating.

What about my house? With the dojo and
the firing range in basement. It was...

Ah! See for yourself.

In Eureka, scientific discovery
always trumps construction.

It's in the
town charter.

Smells orange-y.
Yeah, it's the solvent.

Dr. Fargo wanted this house fast-tracked.
What am I supposed to do now?

Go home and brush up on local civics.

I thought she'd
never leave.

You know, Derek, if you have time
I'd love to see the distal phalange.

Well, I'd love to show it
to you. It's just over here.

Carter, you have
to do something.

I know, but...
... pinky.

Yeah, it actually...
Are they flirting?

I meant about my house.

Great, it's a 911
from Fargo.

All right, Fargo,
what's the emergency?

Shh...

You're running
sonic protocols?

Big Brother could be
eavesdropping.

On what?

On me.

Seems my mug may have drawn some
unwanted attention from the D.O.D.

They've been snooping
around Dr. Grant's personnel file.

The one I manufactured. If they
know I falsified documentation...

Then they know that I'm not
Charles Grant, G.D. Historian.

But Trevor Grant, G.D. History.
We could be in a lot of trouble.

Try sanctioned. We violated
time travel protocols.

They're going to
lock us up like lab rats.

I don't like the
sound of that.

Forever.

Or that.
What's our play?

We trace the checks
directly to their source.

Hack the Pentagon?
Are you insane?

The D.O.D. Mainframe has dozens
of firewalls laced with info-mines

along every data path. It's
like trying to hack the Matrix.

And, as much as it pains me to say,
we need to get help from "The One. "

Working with Derek is a
chance to be part of history.

You really want to hang
with "Mister I found a pinky"?

I thought you and Jo
were going to the spa.

Oh, she
postponed.

You know, plus Derek
and I have time

at the AMS lab tomorrow
to start carbon dating.

You know, that skeleton could be the
oldest North American hominid ever found.

So? Speaking of
dating, check you out.

Thank you. Hold on, photo op.

Oh, your first real date with
Allison. Uh, finally. This is big.

Oh, crap. My phone's in my bag. I
must have left it at the dig site.

I got time. I could run you over.

Great. Great. SARAH, door.

There you go.

Oh, that's weird.
Derek's car's still here.

Yeah.
Derek?

I think I left
it in the pit.

Be careful.

Derek?

Dad!

Any chance that's just a
really good statue of Thurgood?

No, there's definitely a
person encased in there.

Prepare him for
autopsy, please.

It's so horrible.
You okay?

He was such an amazing
teacher. He inspired everyone.

Wait, where
are you going?

He would want everyone to
focus on the find, so...

I'm going to let
everyone know.

Well, I've never seen
anything like this before.

Yeah.

Or this.
Got a date?

Actually, yeah.
Dinner?

Oh, oh. Oh, you
meant a date.

Yeah,
I did.

I'm so sorry, I just
wasn't expecting, um...

Really?

Carter...

Look, we've got to focus, shall we?

Yeah, you're
right. Um, okay.

Um, so it looks like Thurgood
was dropped in a vat of cement.

Or pushed in. I'll go check with Zimmer.

And change out
of my clothes.

Oh, my God.

His heart's
beating.

Carter, he's still
alive in there.

Sheriff, I told you before, I'd
never use Flash-Crete on a person.

Except when you did.

Okay, but not on a person's
entire person.

Mmm-hmm. And tell me again what
you did after I left you yesterday.

My crew cleaned up
the site and then cleared out.

Thurgood was still
mucking about in his pit

when we went back to
the warehouse. I swear.

Hey! Hey!

Wait, you're not
going to leave me in here are you?

On what charges?

Probable cause.

Or just because.
Take your pick.

It's beautiful, Henry.
What's the occasion?

You and me. A new beginning.
And I've got everything here.

I've got plantain, Caribbean saut?ed
pork and Vincent's famous sangria.

All my favorites.

Something wrong?

No, no,
it's perfect.

Recreating our
first date was a...

...lovely idea. Recreate?
He did this, too?

Other Henry.

I'm sorry, Grace.
I didn't know.

How could you? But
really, Henry, I love this.

Come on, let's
have some sangria.

Not to worry. My Flash-Crete
solvent is like elixir of the gods.

It works miracles on skin.
It's our most popular treatment

at the Shangri-La spa
and it takes only seconds.

Dr. Vicelli, it's been
seconds with no improvement.

In fact, whatever he's covered
with is getting thicker.

Yeah, I'm afraid that this
one is kinda out of my league.

I mean, your situation,
I can help.

What, you mean the
situation of my face?

I'm sorry, I do that.
It's part of the job.

I mean really, you look great.
But you know in five years, just...

Prep for laser surgery. Let's get this
stuff off of him before it kills him.

Yes, Doctor. That's a good idea.

Sonic protocols. This just
gets curiouser and curiouser.

Less talking,
more typing.

You know, it might help a smidge
if you tell me what I'm looking for.

Just get in first. The D.O.D.
Uses an application gateway.

I can get in a lot of trouble for this. I
think I deserve a fair trade for my services.

So, who wants to start
the bidding, hmm?

You're trying to
play us, sport?

I just think a
little compensation

for my particularly awesome set
of illegal skills is in order.

Zane, I know
it's a stretch,

but if you could try not
to be a selfish jackass.

I really could use a new
quantum fluctuation generator.

Fine, now get
on with it.

You're the boss.

We'll start by cutting
0.5 millimeters.

Hold on.

Is that a tattoo?

Looks like
an octopus?

His skin isn't covered in
concrete, it is concrete.

Hello?

Anyone here?

Hello?

Hello?

Oh!

Ah!

Sheriff, please.
Help me.

Oh, my God.

Well, I don't know,
but they're both alive

and petrifying from
the outside in.

Well, how does that
affect their clothes?

Well, you remember the woman who
was fused to the fabric of her couch

after sitting there
for six years?

No. I mean,
what, who?

Well, it's like that,
but much faster.

Oh, that's
disgusting.

At the rate that it's moving
inward, it's only a matter of hours

before their vital organs
solidify. Even less for Derek.

How does that happen? More detail.

Well, in theory any organic material
can be converted into minerals

through impregnation by
a silicate like quartz.

Okay, okay. Um, uh-huh...

Carter, what are
you doing?

Main ingredient in
Flash-Crete is silica.

I used to work construction.
I'm good with my hands.

Carter, Flash-Crete has been used
safely in buildings all over Eureka.

Well, maybe somebody
re-jiggered the formula.

Dr. Zimmer does have a PhD
in materials engineering.

Bad news, Dr. Zimmer. You've
gone from probable cause to...

Stone.

Well? Well, she's
lucky that you found her.

She's okay. Well, she's
not okay, but she's not...

Dead, yeah.

I have the analysis you asked for. If
there's anything else I can do, please...

Oh, my!

What?

Sorry, nothing. Uh, here.
Please. First treatment's on me.

Oh, wow!

Carter the Flash-Crete is just
Flash-Crete. Same formula as always.

No re-jiggering or...

None. The Flash-Crete is not
causing the fossilization.

Wait, I thought you said
these guys were petrifying.

Carter, petrification is a
form of fossilization.

Petri... I think we might
be blaming the wrong guy.

Hmm...
Interesting.

Interesting? It's not supposed
to be interesting.

Well, the people checking
up on you are real badasses.

Who are we talking?
NSA? CIA?

Worse. IRS.

Seriously, who claims 11 dependents?

What?

Yeah, accounting
flagged your W-4.

The D.O.D. Accounting department? They're
the ones poking around in your file?

That's supposed to be
a one, not an 11. Larry!

So, anything else you want
to know while I'm in there?

Launch codes, defense plans,
TARDIS blueprints, what?

Go away.

Fine.

Oh, and Doc, you might want to fill
out your own paperwork next time.

I'll do that,
thank you.

Nice doing business
with you, Fargo.

Hey, Dad.
Hey.

How well do you
know, Thurgood?

Hold on.

That's weird.

What's that? Maybe not
as well as I thought.

Check this out.

Oh, yeah, I don't
know what that is.

Well, I'm pretty sure that means it's
not a pre-Clovis hominid phalange.

Which would mean I might know
what's causing Derek to petrify.

Do you think you can
get me into his home lab?

Well, nothing out of the ordinary.
Unless you count all of it.

So, what are we
looking for, exactly?

Derek's PERM
solution.

Derek's PERM solution... Maybe he
keeps it next to his European man purse.

PERM as in
"permineralization. "

What's it
do exactly?

Oh...

Oh!

I think I found it.

Okay, no sign of
quartz in your cellular walls.

That's it?
So she's okay, then?

Yes, along with the rest
of the archeological team.

Great.

I can't believe Derek was
trying to pull a Piltdown.

A what down, now?

Well, Thurgood's skeleton
was a Piltdown man.

An ape-like skeleton found in England
in 1912. Turned out to be a hoax.

So the skeleton
isn't real?

Well, it's not
really old.

It looked old. Yeah, that's the point.

The PERM solution, it
introduces silica and calcite,

and it does
it super fast.

We used it in Derek's class to
study the process of fossilization.

Yeah, but a skeleton treated with PERM
would never stand up to radiometric dating.

Yeah, unless Derek tweaked
the photon emissions rate.

The quartz in the skeleton that he found
didn't look right, so I measured it.

It was like PERM
on steroids.

So he rejiggered the PERM?

I mean, I knew someone
rejiggered something.

But now that we know that
Thurgood's PERM is the culprit,

I may be able to synthesize an
anti-serum to reverse the effects.

Question, how come some people at the
site got fossilized and others didn't?

Like Zoe.

I don't know, maybe a genetic
predisposition or an allergic reaction.

I'll have the
archeological lab closed off,

test anyone who came in
contact with it at the site.

Great. I'll go over there
and quarantine the PERM.

Can I talk
to you for a sec?

Look, I know this has
been tough on you,

so why don't you get away
for a little while?

To the spa? I can't go now.

Look, I know there's
nothing you can do.

It would make
me feel better,

and by the time you get back, Derek
will probably be his old fraudulent,

flesh-colored self.

How can you be so sure?

I can't, but Allison's working on it.

Thanks.

So what now? Well, the computer's
running panels on how to

reverse engineer
the PERM'S effects.

An antidote?
Well, that's the hope.

Great, keep me posted.
Okay.

Hey, could I borrow you?

Um...

When Grant asked you out, did
you think that was a date date?

Well, yeah, sure.

Why not me?

Really?

Okay, um, A,

you've never asked me
for a date.

B, you kissed me and
acted like it never happened.

I mean, I know you had
to come back to Tess,

but, seriously,
it's been over a month.

And C... Hold on.

You've been thinking
about the kiss?

It's been over 60 years. I
don't know, who can remember?

You thought about it.

Carter,

go set up the
quarantine.

Yes, ma'am.

You did.

The soil definitely
runneth over with modified PERM.

Must have leeched from the treated
skeleton and into the surrounding area.

That's it. We're ready?
All right, hold on.

Consider the area
quarantined.

Great. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Sorry for pulling you away
from Grace.

No, you didn't.
She went out.

Beach Blanket Bingo
wasn't a hit?

No, it was, both times.

Turns out, I took her on the exact same
first date as the Henry from her timeline.

No. She was okay with that?
Yeah. No, no.

She was wonderful.

I just want to give her the passion
and surprises that she deserves.

But, you know, anything I come up with,
you know, he's probably already done.

It's hard to win a girl when
you're competing against yourself.

Exactly, so what do
you think I should do?

Well, um,

you could find the person you'd be
least likely to go to for advice,

and ask them. I thought
that's what I was doing.

I walked right into that
one, didn't I? Mmm-hmm.

Thanks, Jack.
Good luck.

Hmm.

I can't relax. Derek...

Is in the best hands
possible. Trust me.

Okay.

I'm really glad
you were here, Grace.

Yeah, me, too.

All right, so tell
me all about Harvard.

Guys, grades,
I want all the gossip.

Grades are good,

guys are complicated.

"Guys," as is someone new?

Well, he's not exactly new.

I needed help with a
physics model last semester.

He totally knew how to use
an Ornstein-Zernike equation

in molecular-electronic
structure theory.

Okay, that is hot.
Right.

It's that rush you get when you're
first getting to know someone, you know?

Yeah.

It's too bad
you can't have both.

Yeah, too bad.

What happened? Derek's
system is shutting down,

I'm losing him. I thought you
were onto something with the PERM.

So did I, but the new compound
didn't reverse the petrification.

It just slowed it down. Wait,
you were partially right, right?

Well, Thurgood and the others must have
been exposed to some sort of bio-activator,

something that
changed the PERM in some way.

I'm guessing
there's lots of those?

I'm gonna have to cross-reference
everything in their system,

see if I can find a match.

Everything...

Do they have
that sort of time?

The others, maybe,
but Derek...

Um...

I'll ask Zoe. Maybe she knows
if they have something in common.

Zoe, hey.

Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?

Yeah.

I was just wondering
maybe if you wanted to...

I don't know...

Okay, yeah, we'll talk
about it later. Okay.

Sheriff.

Zane.

Zoe.

That's him.

Zane?
Yeah.

He's the new guy?

Well, I know what you're
thinking, but he's really sweet

once you get to know him.
When did you get to know him?

Just give it a chance.

No. He's a train wreck.

Just ask Jo.

Jo? Why would I ask her?
Those two hate each other.

Well, because
of his poor work ethic,

which...

Look, we can discuss this later,
okay? Allison needs our help.

Dad... Look, something
activated the PERM.

We've got to find out what it is before
more people are affected. Come on.

Dad!
What, what?

It's too late.

I can't feel my hands.

It's all over me.

Just look at me, okay?
You stay with me.

You look...
You're going to be okay.

All right,
it's going to be okay.

Damn.
What's wrong?

It's blocked.
It's...

Allison.

Stay with me.
Look at me, all right?

Just look at my eyes.

Still might be able to get
into the sub-clavian artery.

When you become a doctor,
never do that.

All right, sweetie.
You're going to get sleepy.

Just relax.

There, see?
It's going to be all right.

Is that a cure?

No, but we will find one,
okay? Just stay with her.

I love you.

Lupo!

You going somewhere?

Just grabbing some stuff for Carter
in case he spends the night with Zoe.

Is she okay?

I hope so.

I've got to go.
No, wait.

I pulled something off the
D.O.D. Mainframe you need to see.

It's Grant's personnel file.

Two felonies in one day.

Impressive. Not as
impressive as his profile.

It's a fake.

What makes you think that?

Come on, when you've created
as many aliases as I have,

you know what to look for.

Dr. Charles Grant reads
like a textbook cover job.

Chuck's hiding something.
Like what?

I don't know. You're the head of
security, don't you want to find out?

Zane, Grant went through detailed
background checks like everyone at G.D.

I did them myself.

Look, I know we've had
our trust issues,

but something isn't right
about this guy. I can feel it.

He is Dr. Charles Grant,

historian.

Trust me. Look,
I really got to go.

Knock, knock.

Come.

Hey, I didn't know you tickled
the ivories.

Oh, this was there for you
in the mailroom, Dr. Grant.

I thought I'd deliver it
to you personally.

Thanks.

Leave it over there.

All right.

You know all I got was a paperweight
when I started working here.

Not that it isn't practical. I
just would've preferred an iTablet

or a Cheval Nuit from 1947.

Let me see that.

You know, they say it's
not healthy to drink alone.

But I'm available
to hang out.

Like guys do.

Right, you're busy.

Like everyone always is.

We've tested hundreds of
potential bio-activators.

Nothing has reacted
with the PERM.

It's like looking for
a needle in a haystack.

We need to narrow it down.

Well, Allison, you gave Zoe a
clean bill of health earlier.

I know, I'm sorry. I'm
trying to figure it out.

I'm not blaming you,
but if Zoe was fine then,

then she obviously came into contact
with the bio-activator since then.

Well, we need to find out
everything she was exposed to

in the last couple hours and
that would narrow it down.

Well, I know
where to look.

Yeah?
Okay, we've got to go.

Come on, Carter.

I believe that Zoe had the
Shangri-La special. Ah, yes.

Molecular steam bath, mani-pedi,
deep penetration for all skin types,

it's very refreshing.

Yeah, I smell oranges.

Yeah, like at the
construction site. Right.

Ah, well, you have
a very keen nose.

With unfortunately
roomy pores, but

we have
treatments for that.

Thanks. Do you use
Flash-Crete solvent?

On the face? No, never.

The solvent is a
derivative of my hand dip.

The active ingredient in both is limonene,
it's excellent for purifying the skin.

Were Zoe's hands
dipped in the limonene?

Yes, of course. It's part
of the Shangri-La experience.

Zimmer, Thurgood,
and the crew

all used the limonene
solvent at the site.

All right, we're going
to need a sample of that.

Now!

Okay, um...

Here. Thank you. Thanks.

Allison, hey, um, please
tell me you have some good news.

Limonene was the bio-activation
agent we were looking for.

I'm sensing a "but" in there somewhere.

The antidote needs to be
absorbed directly into the skin.

So put it in a cream and slather it on.

The petrification process
has closed off Zoe's pores.

So we have a cure
but no way to deliver it?

Not yet.

Okay?

All this technology and
no way to give her the cure.

Yeah, but she's still breathing.
Can't she just inhale it?

No, the cure must be
directly applied to the skin.

But petrified tissue is
porous on a microscopic level.

If we could just take
advantage of that somehow.

Vicelli said that her molecular
steam penetrates all skin types.

Molecular steam might be
small enough to penetrate.

And if we aerosolize the cure,
Vicelli might be able to deliver it.

That's it.
Hurry, come on, Jo.

Okay, hang on, Zo. We're
going to help you. Okay.

That's it,
the system's ready.

Okay. Here we go.
Initiating steam.

Ten percent absorption.

Fifty percent absorption.

Eighty percent absorption.

How can we tell
if it's working?

We'll know soon enough.

Come on.

Nothing's happening.

We tried
everything we could.

Jack, I'm so sorry.

No.

No. No.

Come on, come on.
Come on.

Come on. Come on.

I'm here.

I got you back.

Hey.
Hi.

Oh, wow. Petrification does
awesome things for your skin.

Too bad about the
whole almost dying part.

Yeah.

It was almost, right?
Derek...

Yeah, yeah, he's fine.
And the others, too.

It's quite
a homecoming, huh?

It sure wasn't dull. No.

How we doing?

Well, I'm not garden
statuary anymore.

Well, that's a good start.

We're going to keep you here for
another day, just as a precaution.

And don't even
think about arguing.

Hey, if it avoids being grilled
about my love life, I'm all for it.

Uh, don't count on it.
I'll be right back.

I don't know
how to thank you.

I'm just happy everything
worked out okay.

Well,
I wouldn't say all okay.

What's Zane
doing here?

Apparently, he and Zoe are friendly.

Since when?

Since we changed stuff.

Oh, could this
get any worse?

Hey, how's our girl?

Uh, she's good.
Yeah?

I'm going to be sick.

Come on.
Oh, God.

She asked my advice
about her new guy.

Her new guy
is my old guy.

I know, I know,
you must be really upset

and you probably
want to kill them.

In normal circumstances,
I'd help you.

Okay, but you're
not okay with this?

No, no, I'm not
okay with this.

And I keep telling myself that it's a
crush and that it's not going to last.

What if it does?

I got to go.
Okay.

Henry, listen.

About lunch today...

What is going on?

You blinded me
with science!

So romantic!

So, Zoe's on her way
to a full recovery.

Well, thanks to you.

Well, it was
a team effort.

Well...

You know,

Zoe said that what
starts in the friend zone

should just stay in
the friend zone.

Do you think
that that's right?

I think that good
friends are hard to find.

So you think the kiss was a mistake?

No.

I think that
what we have,

it's really special.

And if things didn't
work out between us,

especially after everything
we've been through...

What I'm trying
to say is...

Maybe... Maybe it's not worth the risk.

Okay.

Trevor Grant?

How do you know my name?

I've known your name my whole life.

I believe you knew my
father, Adam, back in 1947.

Who are you?

My name is Beverly Barlowe

and we've been waiting
a very long time for you.