Eureka (2006–2012): Season 4, Episode 21 - Do You See What I See - full transcript

[deck the halls plays]

*

- 'twas the night
before christmas

and all through the house--

That is, all through me--

Not a creature was stirring,

except sheriff carter
and doctor blake.

- Wow. Think you went
a little overboard

decking the halls here?

- I think that s.a.r.a.h.
Looks beautiful.

- Thank you, Dr. Blake.



I feel so festive.

- Hey, can you hand me the
talking polar bear over there?

Jenna is dying for it.
- Yeah.

Wow, then, uh--then
you're almost done, right?

- I'm in the homestretch.

Let's see,
I've stuffed the stockings,

hung the mistletoe,
roasted chestnuts...

And--
Oh, man.

I forgot
the silicon air battery.

- Oh, no,
not the silicon air--

What are we going to do
without a silicon air battery?

- It's the power source
for one of jenna's gifts.

- You're going to get it now?

- Trust me,
once she opens it,



she's going to want
to use it right away.

- Ally...

Why don't
you just sit down, huh?

Relax, enjoy the holidays?

- Have you met me before?
This is how I enjoy it.

Honey, this is the one time a
year we can make a little magic.

And don't think I haven't seen
you and henry conspiring.

- I have no idea
what you're talking about.

- [Laughs]
- none at all.

- See,
it's just our folks.

- Jenna thought
she heard santa claus.

[laughter]

- what are you doing awake?

Okay, listen,
those gifts are from us,

but if you want santa
to bring his presents,

you're going to have to go
to sleep.

- Yeah,
good luck with that.

- All right, how about
we read one more story?

The sooner you go to bed,
the sooner you can wake up,

and then we can all open
our presents together.

- Say, "yes, mommy."
- Yes, mommy.

- That's my girl.

All right, baby,
I will be back in a bit.

- All right, me too.

I'm going to go
check on andy.

Not even a robot should be alone
on christmas eve.

- All right, one story,
and right to bed.

- I'll try.
- Oh.

- They all wanted to make
the perfect christmas,

but this was eureka.

- [Grunts]

hi, guys.

Managed to, uh, sneak away.
We still on schedule?

- Yes, sirree, all systems go
for operation ho, ho, ho.

That's our code name for the big
christmas-morning surprise.

- Ingenious.

- And I made
all the kids' favorites--

Snickerdoodles,
fudge, fruitcake.

- Yeah,
we're almost set up here.

You want a--
You want a sneak peek?

- Yeah, hit me.

- Here we go.

[electronic humming]

- that's a peek,
all right.

- Don't worry--
A few minor adjustments,

and your winter wonderland

will be up and running again
in no time.

- I hope so.

It's my only wish
this christmas.

- [Gasps]
I have one, too.

And I have been
such a good boy.

- You don't actually...

Of course you do,

I just hope
that henry and fargo

have the snow-making machine
ready.

- You mean
the super-photon generator?

- Sure. Yeah.

Just can't wait to see the kids'
faces when they wake up

and the whole town's
covered in snow.

- It's going to be awesome.

- "He sprang to his sleigh,
to his team gave a whistle,

"and away they all flew
like the down of a thistle,

"but I heard him exclaim
as he drove out of sight,

'happy christmas to all
and to all a good night.'"

[laughter]

- let's play.

- Jenna, we have
to go to bed.

- There's no way
she's going to go.

- Well, maybe
you could help?

- I don't know.
Let her open her present.

You want to open a present?

- Okay, yeah, like your mom
would be okay with that.

That's not how
your family does christmas.

- Yeah, but jack says
you guys always open one present

on christmas eve.

And aren't we a part
of your family now?

- Wow.
You're good.

Okay, jenna, one present,

then we have
to go to sleep, okay?

- Sit.

- Oh, my god.

It's holotown.

- What's it do?

- "Imagine a journey
with turns and twists,

your greatest adventure
within exists."

- "You make the choices,
decide what, where, and when.

Create your own holotown.
Ready? Begin."

- You want to play?

yes?
Okay, let's do it.

- Oh, I don't think we can.
There's no battery.

Oh, well,
beddy-bye time.

- I bet I can find something
to start it up.

Be right back.

- Thanks, kevin.

- Thanks, kevin.

- Allison?
- [Gasps]

oh.
- sorry.

- [Laughs]
you startled me.

- I wasn't expecting
anyone to be here.

- Oh, well, I need this
for one of jenna's presents.

What are you
still doing here?

- I let my team
have the night off.

- You know, you can activate
automatic security protocols.

You don't have to work
on christmas eve either.

Why don't you come over?

- Oh, uh, thanks.

Um, but I'm good.

- Hmm.
- I like it like this.

It's the only time
it's calm at g.d.

- [Chuckles]

[pda rings]

- when will I learn?

- System overload--
Shut it down.

- I'm trying.
I've lost contact.

There's some sort
of interference.

- I should have known.
- What is going on?

- Uh, nothing.
- Really?

Because it looks like
our super-photon generator

has gone berserk.

- Well, it's just a glitch
which we can't seem to identify.

Now, fargo, you have inspected
the generator site

and confirmed the connections?

- I made a list.
I checked it twice.

- Why are you two messing
with this stuff now?

- It's classified.

But--
Ah, no need to panic.

I can restore contact
from here.

- You were saying?

- Hmm.

[rumbling]

- hey, guys?

What is that?

- Must be
the super-photon generator.

- Huh.

Maybe they set it
off early.

- That just means
more snow, right?

- Uh, that doesn't look
like snow.

- Definitely not snow!

[all screaming]

- definitely not snow.

- * fa, la, la,
la, la, la, la *

* fa, la, la,
la, la, la *

* la, la, la, la

- do you see what I see?

- Either that, or I'm dreaming.
Pinch me, sheriff.

- Take my word for it.
You're awake.

Andy, why are we cartoons?

- I believe
we only appear to be.

The explosion of super-photons
must have changed

the way our eyes
are translating light.

It may be altering
our perception.

- You ask for a simple
white christmas, right?

A little bit of snow.

Allison?
Small issue.

- We noticed.
We're working on it.

Fargo and henry
lost communication

with the super-photon
generator.

- Did they tell you
what they were doing?

- It's classified, apparently.

- Good.
Um, hey...

How long is this misperception
thing going to last?

- The super-photons
haven't dissipated,

which means the generator
is still leaking.

- Jack, you'll have to stop
the flow manually.

- Manually.

- I'll meet you
at the site.

- You hear that?

- Yeah,
so it's temporary.

We patch the leak,
back to normal.

- Better be.
- The kids...

- I tried them--
Can't get through.

- Probably asleep.

Will s.a.r.a.h.'s shielding
protect them?

- Yes, but we have to fix this
by morning,

or there goes
our perfect christmas.

- I'm on it.

[sighs]

I've been planning
this surprise for weeks.

Why is there always a hitch?
- Don't worry, boss.

There's plenty of time
to fix this.

It's only midnight.

- Not anymore.

- Huh.

- Yeah, that's how
you make it morning.

You push
the sun for daytime,

and then you push
the moon for night.

- Sweet.

Let me try.
- Kevin, it's jenna's.

- It only works 'cause
of my hover board battery.

[electronic whirring]

- yeah, I don't think
a lithium-air battery

is compatible
with this system.

- Whatever, all right?
At least we have power.

- Here, jenna,
you try.

[electronic whirring]

- huh.

Oh. Mm-hmm.

hmm.
That's new.

- Another perception issue?
- Perhaps a shared delusion.

The super-photons
may be creating

a hallucinogenic effect.

- All right,
let's stop this leak

before we get stuck this way.

- That one?
What about that one?

[beep]

- all right, jenna,

your christmas adventure
begins...

now.

- * do you see what I see?

- * do you see what I see?

- * way up in the sky,
little lamb *

- I feel kind of funny.
- Are you getting carsick?

Do not get carsick on me.

Can you even get carsick?

- Actually, my vestibular system
is quite sensitive,

but this is, uh, different.

[whimsical music]

- oh, deer crossing here!

- This is different.

- We have a problem.
- Ya think?

Why do you look
like the tin man?

- Why do you look
like dudley do-right?

- I--

Hmm. I do.

[horn honks]

[screaming]
I have a hat?

Aw, I don't like this
at all.

- Look out!
[tires screeching]

[both screaming]

ow! Ow! Ah! Ooh!

- What the hell's going on?

[engine revs]

- I'll tell you
what's going on.

I'm done.

- Did my jeep
just yell at me?

- Your jeep--
Typical.

I'm just
an object to you--

A tool to use and abuse,

four wheels and a chassis.

You look at me
when I'm talking to you.

- Yay.
- Let's go.

- I get to fix it.

[tools laughing]

[tools clanking]

- day in, day out--
Oh, yeah, thank you very much.

I give you my all,
and what do I get in return?

Firebombed, flattened,
melted, blown up,

shot into space,
and now this.

Enough!

- Okay, hang on, uh, eepy.

- No, you hang on.

You're not
the boss of me anymore.

You're on your own.
[engine turning]

and my name is carl.

[tires squeal]

[both coughing]

- henry, we've dealt with some
strange things in our day,

but, please...

Try to explain this.

- [Stammering]

- oh, dear.

- Oh!
This is humiliating.

Clearly, there's been
a disturbance of our--

[stammering]

[rapidly]
neurotransmitters,

perhaps a peduncular
hallucinosis

manifesting as a--

- Oh, okay.
Sit tight.

Fargo?
Where are you?

Boing!

- [Stammering]

[laughing]

- oh, go ahead.
Laugh it up, woody.

- We'll laugh later.

Right now, we need
to reestablish contact

with the super-photon
generator.

- Where did
the control system go?

- Go ahead.
Push me.

- Oh, the button
is mocking me.

All: push us.
Push us, come on.

Push us.
Push us. Push us.

- Come on,
you know you want to.

- No, I don't!

gah!

- Okay,
let's just think.

If we're all seeing
the same bizarre things,

something must be overlaying
a holographic environment.

- Vincent's using
a holographic projector

on main street
for something--

It may have malfunctioned.

- It must be interacting
with the photon generator.

Let's check it out.

- My precious...

- One button
to rule them all.

- Fargo, focus.
- Gah!

- We have to fix this.

- So dizzy...

- So the generator had to be
on top of a mountain, did it?

[panting]

andy, use your gps.
Find a shortcut.

- I'm afraid my apps
have become rather...

Primitive.

Boing!

Oh. Oh, my.
- What--

- So embarrassing.
- Great.

Let's try this way.

- See, jenna?

You can have polar bears,
even bunnies.

- Bunnies?
Really?

That is boring, all right?

The game needs--it needs action,
maybe some bad guys to fight.

- Kevin, this is christmas,
not call of duty.

- Look, even christmas stories
have a grinch, all right?

Come on, it'll be fun.

Okay, you want to put
a bad guy in there?

Okay, look.

Now drag him over here.

Then over this way...

You know what?
He's gonna be fighting this guy.

Press it, press it.
Press it.

[beep]

- boss, you hear that?

[distant rustling]

- it's probably just carl.

Drove off the road, did ya?

Now who's lost and sorry?

[dramatic music]

oh!
- wow.

- Is that a snowman ninja?

[whooshing]

- kee-yah!

- I've eaten snow cones
tougher than you.

- Hiyah!

- Oh!

ow!

hey.

That was uncalled for.

- Back off, frosty.

[grunts]

ooh.

- [laughing]

- kee-yah!

- Whoo! Kee!

- Aieeeee!

oh.

- Kee-yah!

oh!

- Ninjas...

[shouting indistinctly]

[all grunting]

- uh-oh.

- Uh, boss?

[helicopter whirring overhead]

- jo?

- Get in!

- Pokey hands!

Pokey hands!

[all groaning]

- watch out!

[all groaning, grunting]

- mayday! Mayday!

Both: whoa!

- Oh, great.

Grab a leg.

Are you looking up my dress?

Both: no.

[birds chirping]

- [sighs]
nice save, princess.

That's a new look for you.
- Shut up.

- Jo, you're
even more beautiful now.

I'm just more robot.

- Okay,
what is happening to us?

I was flying the copter
from g.d.,

and suddenly--bam!--
I'm jo white.

If you crap on me,
I swear to god...

- Guys, we got to get
out of here

before another iceman cometh.

Generator's that way.

- And no singing!

[whooshing]

- you never turned on
the projector?

- Only for a second,

but that was before
everything changed.

- Then something else
is creating a false reality.

- Hup.

[grunting]

mmm.

sure doesn't taste
like an illusion.

- You think
we're actually animated?

- Vroom, vroom!

- Jack, stop!

[tires screech]

jack--

- Sorry, toots,
i'm driving solo.

- Okay.

Where's sheriff carter?

- It's always about him,
isn't it?

Well, I dumped him
and his tin-can sidekick.

- Listen, you're a smart car.

You know overexposure
to super-photons

can cause
permanent tissue damage.

- Well, yeah.
I totally knew that.

- I need your help.

Um...

- Carl.

- Okay, can you take me
to sheriff carter, carl?

Please?

- You said, "please."

No one's ever said
that to me before.

Come on.
Hop in.

Vroom, vroom!

Vroom, vroom!

- Can you get to the smart house
and check on the kids?

- Mm, will do.

Mmm, mmm.
I love me some cafe diem.

- Vroom, vroom!

[birds chirping]

- [grunting and sighing]
almost there.

- Can you pick up the pace,
your highness?

[birds chirping]

call 'em off, call 'em off!
Ooh, fall back!

- Show some respect,
or they'll peck your eyes out.

[sighs] damn, these
glass slippers are murder.

Whoa! Help!
- Jo!

- Miss lupo!

- Aah!

Oh, hey.

Thanks, guys.
[birds chirping]

- how you doing, andy?

- Um, I don't suppose
you have any lubricant handy,

do you, boss?

- Uh, fresh out.

- Oh, well, hopefully
I won't have issues

like this after santa
grants my christmas wish.

- Right.

What wish would that be?
- Well--

[distant rumbling]
oh, boy.

[harp music plays]

- hang on!

[all screaming]

- oh.

- What the--

- Hey.

- Ooh.

- We can't flip through
all these settings tonight.

Your mom's going to be here
any minute.

- Are you--we haven't even tried
the best one yet.

- Kevin.

- Hold on. Look.
Look at that.

There.

[beeps]
now it feels like christmas.

[hologram humming]

[wind blowing]

[all groaning]
- whew.

[shivering] well, at least we're
three-dimensional again.

- Yeah,

but I'm freezing
my nuts off...

pop!

And my bolts.
- [Shivering] my birds are gone.

- And we're made of clay.

- [Makes bird calls]

they're gonna freeze out there.
[inhales deeply]

- jo, don't...
- [Whistles loudly]

- whistle.

[rumbling]

ah, look out, jo!

- Ah! Andy!

- [Grunting]

my foot.

- Nice going, belle.

- Ooh! Uhh! Ow.

- Carter, do you,
uh, smell something?

- Kind of like wet fur.

- [Screams]
- ooohhh!

- [Growling]

- oh, crap.

- [Snarls]

[both scream]

- ah, ah.

- Ah.

[both screaming]

- [laughs]
oh, sorry, mates.

You startled me.

- Taggart?
- Taggart?

- Yeah, I guess
I look a little different

since you last saw me.

Got a bit more hair.

[chuckles]

aw, it's great to see you.

- Ah! Ugh!

[grunting]

- where are me manners?

Can I interest you
in some penguin tartare

or perhaps some
spicy penguin rolls?

- Taggart, you're a bear.

- I know.
Isn't it great?

I was up here
studying hunting patterns

and then, poof.

[growls]

- hmm,
you're okay with this.

- Well, I have always
been one with nature.

- [Gags]

- hmm?

- I'm good.

- You got
a little penguin just--

- Hmm?

- Over--
- There?

- Up.
- This side?

There?
- Yeah. You're good.

- Listen, we're sort of lost.
We're trying to get to--

To the, um,
great proton power thing.

- Ah, the super-photon
generator.

Ah, crikey. I should've figured
that one out.

[fly buzzes]

but polar bear me
gets easily distract--

[fly buzzes]

heh, heh.
guh.

- I'm gonna look for andy.

- Penguin?

- I'm good.

- This is ridiculous.
I look like a von trapp.

This is all my fault.

- No, making it snow
was carter's idea.

- I know, but anthropomorphic
control panel's right.

I like pushing buttons.

Everyone thinks I'm a joke.
That's why I look like this.

- You're not
that guy anymore.

- Then why am I a bobblehead?
There's got to be a reason.

- You can't ascribe
thematic significance

to such...

[cord zips]
ridiculous circumstances.

- Then why are you the only one
with a pull string?

- [Sighs]

[cord zips]
I don't know--

Maybe because it's an
iconic christmas toy design.

- Or maybe it's
to get you to take a breath,

stop being so quick
to overanalyze everything.

- Let me think about that.

nah.
- Just a theory.

- Mm-hmm.
- Whoa.

[record scratches]

[electronic trilling]

- I think we found
our signal thief.

- You think the smart house
is controlling the generator?

- I'm thinking maybe.

[electronic beeping]

- we have to get to the kids.

Buzz!
ow!

- S.a.r.a.h.'s force field
must be protecting it

from the photons.

- [Grunts]

hyuh!
[static]

we're going to need
a bigger snowball.

hmm.

- I'm sure they'll be back.

- I hope so.

Well, it's too cold
to fly south now.

- I meant carter and andy.

- Right. Oh, me too.
Uh...

- Jo, who were
you looking for?

- The stupid bluebirds, okay?

They were buzzing around me
when I was jo white,

and now they're just...
Gone.

- Aw, you Miss them.
[chuckles] it's sweet.

- It's embarrassing, okay?
They're not even real.

- So what?

I'm not a bear.
You're not a princess.

We still have feelings.
You got to loosen up a little.

- I'm totally loose.

- Oh, really?

What were you doing
when this happened?

- Working...

So my security team
could have the night off.

- So you could avoid
the holiday.

- No, I don't have family
in town, okay?

- Oh, we both know
that's not true.

Now, how many invitations
did you turn down?

- My brothers
are deployed overseas.

I-I guess I wasn't
in the mood to celebrate.

- Everyone knows
how tough you are, jo,

but it's okay
to be a princess...

Every once upon a time.

- Andy?

Andy, can you hear me?

- Honk, honk.

- Andy.

- [Muffled speech]

- you okay, buddy?

- He just needs
to thaw out a bit.

[andy grunts]

- listen, jeep,
I've--I've been thinking

about what you said.

- Don't bother.
I'm not here for you.

- You going to just
stand there or...?

- [Moans]

- mmm.

- Man,
am I glad to see you.

Wow, you're kind of hot
in clay.

- You're not
so bad yourself, ranger.

- It's the hat.

- Hello?

I'm dripping
antifreeze over here.

Can we get this show
on the road?

- Right.
Uh, we have to pick up jo

from taggart's cave.

- From taggart's what?
- Long story.

Listen, uh,
i'm sorry about all this.

I was just trying
to make christmas special.

- Wait.
You did this?

- W-we were making a
winter wonderland for the kids.

It was supposed
to be a surprise.

- Well, it worked.

[engine turning]

[both grunting]

- ready?

[cord zips]
- one...

Two...

- Uh-oh.

Three!
- Whoa!

- Fargo!

- [Screaming]

crash!

[static buzzing]

[garbled screaming]

i'm melting.

Oh, what a world,
what a world.

- Fargo, hang on.

- Okay, jenna,
pick a character.

[device beeps]

[hologram humming]

- santa.

[electronic beeping]

[sirens wailing]

- wow.

- I guess I don't have to ask
if we're there yet.

- Yeah, it's kind of...

- Beautiful.

[cranking]
wait.

Who is that?

- Santa?

- Santa?

- [Grunts]
sheriff...

I thought I might run into you.
- Dr. Drummer.

[dogs barking]

you have a dogsled?

- You don't?

- What are you doing here?

- Well, I was out
running a few errands

when the world went
all topsy-turvy.

Thought I'd give
the super-photon generator

a look-see.
- And?

- The controls are jammed up.

Some kind of power surge
scrambled the circuits.

- Did you try unplugging it?

- Jack,
super-photons generators

are powered
using collisions

of circulating
relativistic electrons.

They don't have a plug.
- Hmm?

- Right.

Australian polar bears,
talking jeeps...

- Ah, there's got to be a way
to regain control somehow.

- Sure, but we'd need
an external power source

to bypass the circuits.

Don't suppose you'd have
one of those lying around?

- What?

No, don't look at me
like that.

[whimpering] please don't look
at me like that.

Don't take my battery.
It's all I have.

Please.

- Relax.

- [Sighs]

- the battery
for jenna's present?

- That's it.

The holotown.

But how are
they powering it?

Oh, kevin.

Jack, they opened
jenna's present.

That's what's interacting
with the generator.

- So this is your fault?
Awesome.

- Come on, you really think
you can bribe me with cocoa?

- And whipped cream.

- Look, they're going
to be back any minute.

You and jenna
need to get to bed.

- What do you think
they're doing, anyway?

- Knowing my dad,
they're probably planning

some big surprise.
- [Laughs]

- but they should have been
home by now.

[beep]

- all right, we have
our external power source.

- But we still have to bypass
the circuits.

- Exactly.

- Sorry if we ruined
your christmas.

- No, added some excitement
is all.

[ice shattering]

[both grunting]

- you really love this time
of year, don't you?

- Maybe a little too much.

- I know what you mean.

Sometimes
I get so preoccupied

making sure
everything's perfect,

I forget the best part
of the holidays

is having the people we love
together in one place.

- I think
i'm guilty of that, too.

[rumbling]

[creature growling]

- what...is...that?

- [Grunts]

[roars]

- giant snow ninja.

- And it's heading
for eureka.

- [Roaring]

- how long will it take
to fix the generator?

- With allison's help,
not long.

- We'll get it done.

- Andy, give them a hand.

- Sure thing.
What are you going to do?

- Talk to the sninja.

- Don't suppose
you have a snowblower

or--ooh--
Rock salt in there?

- I just might.

Oops, my bad.
I wonder what this one does?

- Ugh!

Watch it!

- Sorry, boss.
Maybe this button.

- [Gasps]

- that'll work.

- Listen...

I know I don't say it enough,
but thank you, carl.

- [Sniffles]
- are you crying?

- No, I just got some snow
in my headlight, okay?

[engine turning]
get in.

Both: whoa!

[both screaming]

- hmm.

Hmm. Huh.

Whoa! Ugh!

[dog growls]

- uh, good doggies.
Nothing to see here--

Just a useless
hunk of metal.

- Hey, boys.
Check out pinocchio.

- [Laughs]
that's a good one, boss.

- Oh, you guys talk...

And make fun of robots--
That's great.

- We're not making fun.
You should be proud.

Being like everyone else--

It ain't what
it's cracked up to be.

Doc over there,

he can't even
tell us apart half the time.

We don't dance,
and we certainly don't prance,

do we, boys?

- Uh-uh.
- No prancing over here.

- No way.

- I don't know.

I wouldn't mind being
like everyone else sometimes--

Just, you know...

Normal.

- Are you kidding?

People spend
their entire lives

trying to stand out
from the pack.

They want to feel special.

You're lucky,
if you ask me.

- Hmm.

I guess I never
thought of it that way.

Thanks, um...

- Name's rudy.
- Rudy.

- Say, got any jerky on you?

- Uh, no, sorry.

- It's worth a try.

[laughs]
come on, boys!

- See you later, robot.

[dogs barking]

- good hunting.

hmm!

- I, uh, was worried
I lost you.

- Oh, please.

We've been through
crazier stuff than this.

Whew.

[explosion]
uh-oh. Now what?

oh.

- [Roars]

- okay, maybe not.

[cord zips]
- let's go!

[ornaments jingle]

[thumping continues]

- what is that?

- It's coming from outside.

- Stay here, jenna.

Go. Go.

[loud thud]

whoa.
You see what I see?

- Is that a snow ninja?

- It can't be.

- [Roars]

[loud thumping]

[roars]

- ninja.

- [Snarling]

- so the virtual world
that we created in here

must be affecting
the real world out there.

- How is that even possible?
It's a game.

It's not programmed
to do any of this.

- Not by itself,

unless it's messing
with some other kind of tech--

Both:
the super-photon generator.

- It's the only thing with
enough photovoltaic potential

to extend
the holographic projection

throughout entire town.

- That and your
super-charged battery.

- Mom's going to kill me.
[chuckles nervously]

so what do we do now?
- Turn it off.

- No, wait, wait.
But what happens to them?

You know what I mean?

What--what happens
to characters in a video game

when you shut it down?

- They shut down, too.

Holy crap.
We could erase the entire town.

Get your stupid ninja
out of there.

- I tried, okay?
I--i--

It won't let me delete it.
Look.

- Well, the battery's
probably making

the program unstable.

- Maybe we can give them
a fighting chance.

Since we can't take
elements out,

let's try putting others in.

Watch.

[electronic whirring]

[carl imitating engine revving]

- we have to cut that thing off
before it gets to main street.

- We're not going
to make it.

- Where's the confidence?

Vroom!
[tires screech]

- [roars]

- [panting]
ooh!

who put that thing here?

- [Roaring]

[both grunting]

- here, take that.
- [Growls]

- okay, we made him mad.
Now what?

- Run!
- [Roars]

- that was your plan?

- You said I shouldn't
overanalyze everything.

[screams]
- henry!

Hang on!

- [Laughing]
- [grunting]

yikes. Snowballs.

- [Laughs]

- whatever you're doing,
can you please just hurry up?

- Okay, almost there.
Just need to do one more thing.

[electronic zap]

- whoa.
We're changing again.

- Into what?

- Ass kickers.

- This is more like it.

- [Confused grunt]

- [martial arts shouts]

- [grunting angrily]

- [martial arts shouts]

- [howls]

- ah!

- [Roars]

- uh-oh.
It looks really mad now.

[speaking foreign language]
eureka.

- Are you kidding me?

- Ah!

Whoa!

Crap,
now what do we do?

[tires screech]

[engine revs]

- [growls]

[slow, dramatic drumming]

*

- let's do this.

- [Roars]

- yeah, let's do this.

[tires squealing]

[engine roars]

- get ready, jo.
I'm coming around again.

- Just get me close.

- Now, jo, now.

- [Grunts]

- [growls]

- bull's-eye.

- Yeah.

[tires screeching]

- huh?

- Checkmate!

- [Growls]

- yeah.

Uh-oh.

Battle well fought,
my son.

- Domo arigato.

- Sayonara, snijna.

- Yes!
- Anime--nice thinking, kev.

- But they're not
out the woods yet.

If they can't get
to the generator in time,

they may be stuck this way.

- I think we got it.
- Hope so.

You're not the only one
with christmas plans.

- Fingers crossed...

- Looks like you got your
white christmas after all, jack.

- Not exactly
what I had in mind.

- Okay, here we go.

- Is that supposed to happen?

- Oh!

- Oh, now what?

- The generator...

- Did allison and drummer
fix it?

- Those are definitely
super-photons.

- I swear, if I turn back
into charlie brown...

- I'd better still be
an ass kicker.

Oh, man.

- I'll get you a real one.

- We did it!

- It looks like everyone
is back to normal.

- We're here, boss!

[dogs barking]

- whoa, rudy.

- Rudy, I will never
forget you, buddy.

- [Laughs]
jack.

[sighs]
you okay?

- Yeah.
We're not a cartoon, so...

- Well, thanks to the kids.

- And--and--and--and--

- They're great.
- Okay.

- Hate to mush and run,

but I got a few errands
to finish before morning.

- Thank you.
Mwah.

[bells jingling]
- mush.

Merry christmas to everyone.

And to all a good night.

- I want that.

- Merry christmas!

- Everything and everyone
was back to normal

just in time
for christmas morning.

- It's almost perfect.

- Yep.
Almost.

- Knock knock.

- Hey!

- Merry christmas!

- Merry christmas!

- I got cookies!

- That's what
I was waiting for.

- Merry christmas.
- Merry christmas.

[indistinct chatter]

- I got dibs
on the seahawks.

- Ah, no, no, no, no,
i'm sorry.

Packers/bears, baby.
I'm sorry.

[laughs]

- * have a holly,
jolly christmas *

* and in case you didn't hear

* oh, by golly,
have a holly, jolly... *

- now it's perfect.

- And with everyone together,

it was a perfect
christmas in eureka.

Now, I know some
of you may wonder

if this animated tale is true.

You can believe it or not,

but you did hear it
from a talking house.

So I'd say anything
is possible.

- * holly, jolly,
holly jolly, oh *

* have a holly,
jolly christmas *

* and in case
you didn't hear *

* oh, by golly,
have a holly, jolly christmas *

* this year