Eureka (2006–2012): Season 3, Episode 16 - You Don't Know Jack - full transcript

Jack and Allison chase Douglas out of the Eureka lab because it is about to be sterilized. Making their escape a little more difficult, the town has come down with a plague of amnesia.

It looks like
a snow globe.

It's a story catcher.

You hold it in your hand,
you look into the lens

and you describe
a memorable event
about living in Eureka.

Have we had
any of those?

No, nothing
comes to me.
Mmm.

So it's basically
a glorified
video recorder?

Um, more like
a brain recorder.

It creates a wireless
neural connection
through the optic nerve

to see memories,
as you recall them.

Can it help you find
something that's lost,
like a wallet?



You're cute.
No, it's for the Eureka
time capsule project.

All the stories will be
collected and preserved
in a living video diary.

So no pressure?

Okay, so what...
What am I
supposed to say?

Oh, maybe something
about your first time
in Eureka.

Your arrival was
definitely memorable.

Thanks, Vince.
It's a nice way
to put that.

Well, I've kind of
blocked all that
out of my head, so...

Here, let me
refresh your memory.

(BEEPS)

Here we go.

(BEEPS)

When you first got here,
we didn't exactly click.

(BEEPS)



Pretty impressive, Jo.

It's Deputy Lupo.

Where'd you learn
to do that anyway?

US Army.
Special Forces.

Well, that explains
some things.

What things?

Nothing.
None of my business.

If you've got something
to say, say it.

Okay. It's just the whole
tough girl image.

I mean, it's fine
and everything,

but some guys might
find it intimidating.

Oh, unless of course
you're into chicks,
and that's fine, too.

Stop talking.

Like a little blonde
ray of sunshine.

Hmm.

Well, you know,
on the plus side,

if this whole
waitressing thing
doesn't work out,

I can always fall back
on my life of crime.

Oh, that's
a good plan.
(CHUCKLES)

So, what? So now that's
recorded on this?
Mmm-hmm.

As you talk, it translates
your synaptic impulses
into images

that can be downloaded
onto my computer in my lab.

Oh, so they're
like happy little
memory balls.

(JO CHUCKLING)

Yeah, just like that.

And this is fun,
but I got birthing class
with Allison.

Oh, yeah, she's in for
the home stretch, huh?

Yeah. I'm on call
24 hours a day.

Tess, can I get
another story thing?

I think mine overloaded.
CARTER: Oh, you think?

You've been the center
of every disaster
this town's ever had.

Not all of them.

Uh, death ray,
homicidal smart house,
ooh, force field bubble.

Yeah, keep a tally.
We'll start a pool.

JO: Yeah.
That's not funny.

Come on.
I gotta go.

(CHUCKLES)
Oh, wait, wait,
don't forget yours.

Think of something good,
will you?

I'll try.

Okay.

So, uh, Tess,
anyone else talk
about me?

That's classified.

I thought
you were closing up.

Do I have to
do everything?

Hi. How's it going?

Hey, I just tried
to page you.

Why... You didn't
get my message?

(STAMMERS)

Yeah. I must have
left it at the café.

Carter, that pager
has an encrypted signal

that could reach you
in a cave in China
if I go into labor,

but only if you
don't lose it.

Well, I'll pick it up
right after
the birthing class.

How's that?
Ah, see?
That was the message.

Class has been canceled.

They do a sonic cleaning
of Global Dynamics
once a year.

The entire facility is
shut down for
the long weekend.

But it's graduation day.

I've been practicing
my breathing.

(LAUGHS) Well, you'll
get to use it soon enough.

Hey, and it's my breathing.

Oh, right.

Oh, boy. Um...

You know,
this place is going to
seem empty without you.

Well, I'll only be
on maternity leave
for six weeks.

I'm sure that you
won't even miss me.

Hey, what is
a sonic cleaning,
anyway?

Only the most sophisticated
sterilization process
ever created.

Uh, Carter,
this is Dr. Kinnison.

(YELLING)
Hi. How are you?

(YELLING)
Why are you yelling?

Uh, Dr. Kinnison pioneered
an acoustic cleaning process

that will sterilize
this facility in 48 hours.

Oh. I like the way that

(EMPHASIZING) sounds.

(LAUGHS)

Final checks, Dr. Blake.
We've got three stragglers,
Ashe, Bubay and Fargo.

I'm sure they're
still locking up.

Hmm.
(CHUCKLES)

We have to make sure
that any biological
experiments

have been removed
or contained

and any volatile
G.D. Projects
have been secured.

You know what?
You can help me.

Excellent.
We'll practice your
breathing on the way.

(GROANS)

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Attention, sonic cleaning
to commence in 90 minutes.

Please evacuate
the building.

Let's check the mainframe
and see how other people
remember me.

(TYPING)

Show me Douglas Fargo.

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Memory output, Halo engaged.
Begin transmission.

This is Eureka!

Fargo, what are you
doing with that?

Nothing. I've never
seen it before.
I found it in my pocket.

But you did
turn it on.

Uh, yeah.

Why?

It's what I do.

Go.

(MACHINERY HUMMING)

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Primary firing sequence
initiated.

Weapons will deploy
in 24 hours.

(SHUDDERING)

It's the mummy queen.

They're not backing away
from the vehicle.

Happy place. Happy place.
Happy place. Happy place.
Happy place.

CARTER: You're a great
bodyguard, Fargo.

Ow!

AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome.
I'm a self-actuated
residential automated habitat.

SARAH for short.

Fargo, is that you
talking like a girl?

No.

Uh-oh.

What are you doing?

Dr. Kinnison! Um...

I was just grabbing
this for Dr. Fontana.

You better clear out.

Sonic sterilization will turn
you from a solid to a liquid
in no time flat.

Point taken.

(COMPUTER BLEEPING)

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Files updated.

ALLISON: Dr. Bubay?

Yes?

Why are you still here?
The cleaning's
about to start.

Right. I have
this nagging feeling

there's something
I was supposed to do.

Like securing
your experiment?

That sounds familiar.

Now what experiment
would that be exactly?

I'm gonna guess
that experiment.

Unbelievable.
What happened?

If I had to
take a guess,

I'd say that
someone's chemical mixture
became unstable and ignited.

You're supposed to
monitor these things
so that this doesn't happen.

In my lab, sure.

This is your lab.

ALLISON: You and Dr. Ashe
are G.D.'s finest
seismic chemists.

Ashe, I know the name,
but I can't place his face.

Her. Her face.

She's your partner.
You created an aliphatic
polyurea prepolymer

that could revolutionize
earthquake safety.

(STAMMERING)
An ali-what?

Unbreakable glue
for brick mortar.

What a great idea.

Say, can I get in
on that project?

Okay, we have
an off-site infirmary.
I'll have him checked out.

All right. I'll find Ashe,
maybe she knows
what's going on.

Come on.

God, trying to
think of something
worthwhile to say

just highlights
how little
I've really done.

Oh, you're
overthinking it, Zoe.

Really?

That's easy for you to say,
Dr. Three PhDs. I mean,
I'm not even a scientist.

Well, Vincent's
not a scientist

and I'm sure he's got
a unique perspective
on this town, right?

Actually, I have a PhD
in molecular gastronomy.

See?

Okay. You know what?
You just go first.

All right, Vincent,
what you got?

All right, you think
Iron Chef is exciting,

(BEEPING)
They got nothing
on Café Diem.

I remember it
like it was yesterday.

Everybody down!
Invisible drone
on the loose!

You, uh, may want to lay off
the Vinspresso, Sheriff.

Oh, I think
I got everything.

What took you
so long?

I was lost.

I'd still be in there
if your cylon shuttle thing
hadn't shown me the way out.

What cylon shuttle thing?
What cylon shuttle thing?

It was just behind me.

(SOFTLY)
You guys go to the corner.
Go. You guys, down.

(PEOPLE MUTTERING)

CARTER: Martha?

Martha?

(VINCENT EXCLAIMING)

Really?
(DRONING NOISE)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Jo, stand down.

Martha?
You remember me?

Piggybacks.
Good times.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Martha's here.

How did she...

Look out!

(SCREAMS)

(POWERING DOWN)

That's the story
you're gonna tell
for all posterity?

What?
(LAUGHS)

Beats the hell out
of a book of recipes.

Oh, Lord.

Dr. Ashe!

Oh, great.

(STAMMERING) I seem
to have lost my lab.

You've... Okay.
Yeah.

Do you still know what
a prepolymer glue is?

Of course. In fact, just now,
I had an idea about a new kind
of aliphatic-based epoxy.

Yes. Yes, I was just
talking to your partner
about that.

But I don't
have a partner.

Yeah. Dr. Bubay,
he's got red hair,
sort of looks like Opie.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Look, my name is
Sheriff Jack Carter,
right?

Um, I need you to come...

Is this yours?

Thanks. I was wondering
where that was.

Yeah. Okay.

Why don't you come
with me? We're going to
check you out, okay?

Okay.
All right?

So, I spoke to Henry.

They're suffering
from lacunar amnesia,
selective memory loss.

So they can
remember their work
but not each other?

Well, so far.

But if the pathways
in their striate cortex
get infected,

this could turn into
retrograde amnesia.

So what could cause it?
I mean, it seems odd

that they'd suffer
from the same thing
at exactly the same time.

I don't know. Trauma, injury.
Maybe exposure
to chemicals in their lab.

All clear,
Dr. Blake.

I found Fargo
in Lab 511
and hustled him out.

Well, that's Tess' lab.
What's he doing down there?

(STAMMERS) Wait,
is that where she keeps
the time capsule thingy?

Yeah. Why?

Okay, can you hold
the cleaning
until we get back?

No problem.
Oh, thanks.

There you go.

I don't understand.

I found one of
Tess' memory balls
inside Dr. Ashe's pocket

and Henry said
that Dr. Bubay
has one, too.

(TYPING)
Yeah, that's because
everyone has one.

Well, is it possible
that the recording
of these memories

somehow makes people
forget them?

No, it doesn't
work that way.

The neural link copies
memories to the story nest,
it doesn't erase them.

Huh. It's through that
that you guys can
watch the recordings?

Well, you just
input a memory and put
the Halo interface on.

Awesome.

(ALARM SOUNDING)

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sterilization protocols
initiated.

ALLISON: Oh, no.
You told me to put it on.

No, no, no, not you.
Kinnison must have started
the sonic cleaning.

I'll hit the failsafe.

Okay.

Tell me the failsafe
didn't just fail.

It should have been activated
as standard safety protocol.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Sonic sterilization
to commence in 60 minutes.

What does a sonic
sterilization do?

Well, it fires a blast
of coherent phonons

that vibrate
any organic matter
at a subatomic level.

Sounds uncomfortable.

Well, it will completely
dismantle any germs,
allergens,

or biological impurities,

including us.

(BANGING ON DOOR)

(BEEPING)

No one's answering.
Everyone's left
the building.

All right, well,
let's try to call someone
outside the building.

You want to try Henry?

Section Five blocks
standard cell signals.
Security issues.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Sonic sterilization
to commence in 50 minutes.

Okay. Um...

There's got to be
some way to contact
someone, though, right?

The G.D. Communication
network shuts down

to minimize
electrical interference
during the cleaning.

But the failsafe should
have sent an emergency alert
to Kinnison.

Let's hope
he can hear it.

(BEEPING)

Dr. Kinnison.

You're beeping.

Right. Sorry.
Could I get
a refill please?

Sure.

Huh?

I wonder what
that means.

Here you go.

Uh, Jo, your soup's
coming right up.

(STAMMERS)
I ordered soup?

White bean
with truffles.

Sounds good.

Hi, Henry.
Hey.

Hey, Henry.

You okay?

Aside from being
painfully average,
yeah, I'm super.

(LAUGHS) What?

She's having a little trouble
thinking of a story
for the time capsule.

Uh-huh.

Because I haven't done
anything that exceptional.

I mean, as entertaining
as they may be,

I don't think
anyone wants to hear
about my mistakes.

Well, you know
that mistakes make
exceptional possible.

Well, here, look.

(BEEPS)

For example, um,
when you and your dad
came into town,

I was tinkering
in my garage.

Here goes nothing.

Yeah.

(LAUGHING)

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

HENRY: That failure
changed our approach

to creating
artificial gravity
for space travel.

Yeah!

(LAUGHS)

So, here in Eureka,
mistakes can lead
to new directions.

Sometimes the wrong path
leads to the right path.

So just give it time
and you will find
your own path.

(CHUCKLES)

Thanks, Henry.

When did I order soup?

I just don't understand
how Kinnison could forget
that we're down here.

Well, everyone was given
a story catcher, right?

Oh, my God, including him,
which means
the amnesia is spreading.

We have to
get out of here.

All right, we have
to break our way out.

Right. Through a titanium door
that can take 20 tons
per square inch of pressure.

Why is everything
such overkill
with you people?

Well, it's supposed
to keep us safe.

Oh, my God.
I'm sorry. I just...

I just don't know
how this happened.

It's okay.

We're going to
figure it out.

But first,

I'd like to figure out
what Fargo was doing
down here.

How do I use this?
I just put it on?

Yeah. Just close your eyes
and say a name.

Show me Douglas Fargo.

(IN SPANISH)

There's only one memory,
and it's a shared dream
with Fargo as a hero.

Well, what were
you expecting?

Well, lots.

I mean, the guy
never met a button
he didn't push.

He is pathological.

Yeah.

And, I mean,
Fargo was irritated
this morning

when he found out that
people's memories were going
to make him look like Fargo.

Well, what would
make him think that?

Well, me.

Great. Good job.

(TYPING)

You know what? You're right.
Dozens of files have been
deleted from the mainframe.

If Fargo erased memories
from the story nest

while the neural connection
was still active,

it could start
wiping people's minds.

Okay, do we need
him to fix it?

You know, actually,
if the neural connection
is still active,

I might be able
to use the story nest

to make contact
with people
outside of G.D.

Great. And you know
how to do that?

Yeah, I just have
to access the mainframe,
then I should be able to...

What?

I'm sorry, what was
I saying again?

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Sonic sterilization
to commence in 30 minutes.

Oh, my God,
we have to
get out of here.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Yeah, that's what
we're trying to do.

No, you don't understand.
The sonic cleaning

will dismantle
any organic matter...

On a subatomic level.

Yeah, that's right.
Who told you that?

You.

Right before you started
losing your memory.

All right,
one more time.

Allison, we're about
to be vibrated to death
and not in the good way.

This is crazy, Carter,
I am not losing my memory.

That's the fourth time
you've told me that.

Can you check
your right pocket again?

What... Where'd
this come from?

That's from Tess' project.

You recorded your memory
and now you're starting
to forget your life.

This is crazy, Carter,
I am not losing my memory.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Fifth time.

Sonic sterilization will
commence in 25 minutes.

Sonic sterilization?
We have to get out of here.

Allison, you got to focus.

You were attempting
to access the neural net
to make a call for help.

Okay, that's
really difficult.

If anyone can do it,
it's you.

You are the head
of Global Dynamics.

I am?
When did that happen?

Oh, my God,
when did that happen?

There you go.

If you can't
remember your life,

then let me
show it to you.

Look, I can remember
my life just fine.

Allison, trust me.

You do have kind eyes.

Okay.

I want you to put this on,
close your eyes,

and say,
"Show me Jack Carter
and Allison Blake."

Show me Jack Carter
and Allison Blake.

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)

We just never hang out.

I don't know what's
going on with you,
you know?

What's going on
with Allison.
(LAUGHS)

No, Allison, don't!

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Hi.
Hi.

What are you doing?
No, I'm just trying...

I think that I can...
Stop.

Stop the...
Let me just...

Oh. Oh!

A kiss for luck?

(CARTER GROANS)

I thought you were
into young brunettes.

Oh, no. I'm into
old brunettes...

Didn't come out
right, did it?

No. No.

Actually, you know what?
I could use you.

What? No. I'm not
a piece of meat.

I got feelings,
emotions, needs.

Time's a-wasting.
Drop them.

Yeah, no.

There will be no pant-dropping
without a nice dinner
and many, many cocktails.

Allison, can you hear me?

(STAMMERS)

Yeah, I can do
more than hear you.

Oh. Sorry. Yeah. Hi.

Hey, can you put
that away please?

Oh!

Come on, I'll let you
buy me a cup of coffee.

It's free.

Well, in that case,
I'll buy.

I think
this is definitely
becoming a thing.

We don't have a thing.

We might.

Well, I remember
your face.

I just can't place your name.
We work together, right?

Well, we more than
just work together.

Um...

I'm a friend
and your birthing coach.

And you even
gave me a pager

so that you can reach me
24 hours around the clock.

What?

You gave me a pager.

It has a super signal
so that you can reach me
in a cave in China.

Do you remember that?

Yeah. I remember
that you forgot it.

Right. At Café Diem.

Now, is that on
the same network as G.D?

Um...

No, no. I think it has
its own frequency.

Great. Give me yours.
Oh, okay.

Uh, what for?

I think we have a shot
at getting out of here.

(PAGER BEEPING)

Hey, Vince,
I'm still waiting
on that cordon bleu.

Oh, my goodness.
That sounds delicious.
I'll take one.

What?

Dr. Kinnison, please,
that PDA is driving
me crazy.

What are you
talking about?

That.

That's not me.
(BEEPING CONTINUES)

Oh, for the love of God!

"911, trapped in S-5,
L-511. Help."

What are you
talking about?

My dad's pager just
got this from Allison.
She says she's trapped...

What's "S-5, L-511"?

That's Section Five,
Lab 511. That's my lab.

But they just shut G.D. Down
for a sonic cleaning today.

Tess, my dad
didn't come back after
that birthing class.

Hey, Jo, Fargo,
have you guys seen
Allison or Carter?

Who's Carter?
Allison?

Are you serious?
Tess, what the hell's
going on?

I don't know.
Henry, we have to get to G.D.
Something is really wrong.

Uh, sorry.
What's G.D?

(GASPS) What?

Kinnison, you need to use
your PDA to shut down
the sonic cleaning at G.D.

There are people
still in there.

Oh. Uh...

Sonic cleaning?

Okay, never mind.
I'm going to
borrow this.

Is that okay?
Sure.

It's not mine.

Zoe, come on. Let's go.

(CHUCKLES) What
was all that about?

I have no idea.

So you come
here often?

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Sonic sterilization
to commence in 20 minutes.

Well, hopefully somebody
will find my pager.

Well, watching
the memory helped.

It did?

(STAMMERS) Well,
we can focus on the ones
that had the most impact

and those memories
could bring back others.

Well, the strongest memories
are tied to emotions.

Well, we've definitely
been witness
to a lot of those.

All right, well,
you better show me.

Okay.

Um...

"Allison Blake
and Nathan Stark."

Allison Blake
and Nathan Stark.

Nathan?

Allison.

I swear
I was just about
to call you.

You're moving back
to Eureka?

Moved actually.
Yesterday.

Same office, same house.
Surprise!

Nathan, thank you.

Now you're official.

I've made up my mind.
So have I.

(CLEARS THROAT)
Uh, hey, guys.

Kind of busy.

Yeah, I need to
talk to Allison.

About what?

Nathan,
Global needs you.
I need you.

Really?

And Carter's right,
the two of you do
work well together.

Oh, you just know
how to ruin the moment.

I won't be happy
until we're together.

Marry me, Allie.

Again.

Hey.

(LAUGHS) Are you ready?

Momentous, huh?

Yeah.

I'll always be
here for you.

You know that, right?

No matter what.

Are you okay?
You look pale.

Carter.

Where's Nathan?

(GASPING)

(CRYING SOFTLY)

I remember.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

I thought I was going to
lose you there.

You'll never lose me.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Sonic sterilization
to commence in 15 minutes.

Allison, if that page
didn't reach anyone,

you're the only one
who can get us
out of here. So...

Okay, I'll try.

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

Allie?
Hmm?

You're crushing
the bones in my hand.

Oh, that was
a contraction.

I just started
my labor.

Ooh!

Oh, boy.

If we don't get out
of here soon, there's
going to be three of us.

Yeah.

You were saying you thought
you could call for help
using the neural net?

Yeah, if I could
remember how it works.

Breathe. Breathe.
Just like in class.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

I know, Carter.
The classes were
for you, not for me.

Oh.

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sonic sterilization
to commence in 12 minutes.

This is really bad.

Yeah. Well, we've been
through worse, so...

That is an unfortunate
choice of word.

(STAMMERS) We've
been through a lot,

and I need you to
remember everything

if we stand a chance
of getting out of here.

Okay, show me more.

Say, "Show me Eureka."

Show me Eureka.

Here's to scientific leaps
and the beginning
of the universe.

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Three, two, one.

(ALL CLAMORING)

(WOMEN SCREAMING)

Nanobots!
Vince! Freezer!

Hang on!

We're at 1,000 degrees.
You have to do it now.

I'm trying!

(GRUNTING)

How hard is it
to push a button?

(SHOUTING)
You want to do it?

Carter!

You're right.
We've had some rough times,
but this is worse.

But I am getting
my memories back.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Sonic sterilization
to commence in 10 minutes.

(GROANING)
And that's not helping!

Okay, okay, you can do this.
You can do this.
What do you need?

Just give me the keypad.
I'll try.

Okay. There you go.
Okay. What...

Get this thing
off of me.

Wait. You know
what to do?

Yeah, check your lab
for Allison and Dad.

While I shut off
the sonic cleaning.

Wait, wait, hold on.
I don't have clearance
for Section Five.

I mean, you had
to override security

just to get me through
the front door, right?

Oh, okay.
Come here.

Uh...

Press your thumb down
right there.

You now have
complete access
to Section Five.

Really? Awesome.

Just don't
touch anything.

I'll be in
Allison's office.

I've tried to
override the system,
but this isn't working.

I'm sorry.

(SIGHING)
It's okay.

We'll, uh...

We'll find another way.

This isn't
how I pictured
things going.

I know.

It's bad timing.

(SIGHING) Hmm.

I'm really happy
that you're here.

I'll always
be here for you.

No matter what.

You know, this isn't
how I pictured it
going for us, either.

Yeah.

Bad timing.

Okay.

Dad!
Zoe, how did
you get in here?

Tess violated
about a dozen
security protocols.

Awesome!
Where is she?

Um, she's shutting down
the sonic cleaning.

Oh, thank God. Oh!

Allison. Oh, wow.

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sonic sterilization
to commence in five minutes.

You said she was
shutting that down.

She was.

Where were you
when you two split?

Um, in the rotunda,
about five minutes ago.

Okay, it takes five seconds
to get to my office.

Something's wrong,
you better go find her.

Okay.
And I'm in no shape to move.

You have to stop
the sonic cleaning.

Yeah, Zoe?
Yeah, Dad, I'll stay
with her. Go.

Okay. Time the contractions.
I'll be back as soon as I can.

Okay.

Come here.

Okay.

Uh, you okay?
(GROANING) No.

Oh, thank God.
How's it going?

Hi, I'm Tess.
And you would be?

Totally screwed.

Tess, my name is Jack.

And Fargo has...
You know Fargo.

And, yeah, he messed
with something of yours
called a story nest.

Now, what it's doing
is making the entire town
lose their memories.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Two minutes
before sonic sterilization.

You have two minutes
to shut off
a sonic sterilization.

Sonic...

Okay, um,

your name is
Tess Fontana.
Uh...

You run Section Five,
and right now
you are the only one

who can save
the lives of everyone
in this facility.

Okay, you're
really starting
to freak me out here.

Okay, okay.

Um, do you even remember
arriving in Eureka?

Well, no.
No.

Do you remember
being caught
in another dimension?

Another... No.

Globidium.
What?

Do you remember
the meteor shower?

Go on.

Um...

It was you and me
and we were on
the hood of my jeep.

And I held your hand.

And it was dark.

Okay, wait, wait.

Wait, this is starting
to come back to me now, um...

Keep going,
give me more.
Give me...

(SOFTLY) Hey.

Jack.
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sonic sterilization...

Okay. You have to shut off
the sonic sterilization.

Okay. Okay.

AUTOMATED VOICE:
...28, 27, 26...

Tess?

Hold on.
It'll come to me.

It could be a code
or a sequence
or a protocol.

You tend to
love protocols.

I love protocols.

AUTOMATED VOICE:
...18, 17...

What? What is it?

Kinnison's PDA.

Okay. I think
if I swipe it, maybe...
(TYPING)

AUTOMATED VOICE:
...10, 9...

Sonic procedures canceled.

Sterilization protocols
deactivated.

That's it?

I'm sorry, I just forgot.

Okay, Tess,
this isn't over.

Unless we permanently
reverse what Fargo's done,

everyone in the town
is going to
lose their memory.

Fargo, he's at the café.

Okay, get him here
as quick as you can.

Okay.
Where are you going?

I have to deliver a baby.
A baby?

(WAILS)

Okay, so how far
apart are they?

Uh, 90 seconds.
I think you're in transition.

How in God's name
do you know that?

Tesla's sex ed classes
can be pretty thorough.

Okay, I'm going to have
to start pushing soon.

Don't forget to breathe.

Yeah, you, too.

Okay.
Here we go.

You sure you're
up for this?

I am your partner.

Okay.

(MOANING)

I got him.

Oh, you could warn a guy.
What?

How did you
get his memory back?

Remote Halo.
Jo's story catcher
had some doozies.

Yeah, and now I remember
all my failures.
Thanks for that.

Just fix it so I don't forget
the birth of my daughter.

All right,
now's your chance
for redemption, Fargo.

But I'm not
exactly sure
what I did.

Um...

She started doing something
with the neural net,
the neural connection.

Right. Maybe we can
reverse the neural flow...

(ALLISON SHOUTING)

That is making it
very difficult
to concentrate.

I'm sorry for distracting you.
Okay, she's coming.

Ready?
Uh-huh.

Push.
(WAILS)

Oh, my God. I see her.

(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)

Would you...
What are you doing?

I'm trying to generate
a large-scale upload.

If it works,
all the recorded memories

should be transmitted
back to everyone

in one giant burst
through their story catchers.

Fargo, that is brilliant.

Or it'll permanently
erase them.

I don't want us
to forget this.

We won't. We won't.
Okay.

Okay.
All right, this is it.

You can do it, Allie.

You can do it, Fargo.

What if I push this button

and permanently erase
the greatest scientific minds
of the 21st century?

Push the button, Fargo!

It's a lot of pressure.

Push the button!
Push the button!

But Eureka might
forget itself!

Push the damn button, Fargo!

(GROANS)

(BEEPING)

(EXCLAIMS)

One more time.
Okay.

She's almost here, okay?
Okay.

Push.

(YELLING)

What are you...

(PLATE SHATTERS)

Yes!

Hey, whoa, all right.
Easy, easy!

(SCREAMING)
Oh, crap.

This.

(EXCLAIMS)

Get everybody
out of there! Now!

These are the moments
we're going to
remember the most.

If we're lucky.

Henry.

When did you get here?

I'm not sure.

Um, but you know what?
That soup smells good.

I... I'll get you some.

Has anyone seen my PDA?

I think you
did it, Fargo.
I did, didn't I?

Take that, posterity.

Oh, wow.

Oh, God.

(SIGHS)

Say hello
to your daughter.

Hey, there.

That was amazing.

You were amazing,
both of you.

I don't even remember.

Hey, that's not funny.

(ALL CHUCKLE)

She is beautiful.

What's her name?

This is Jenna.

Jenna Stark.

After Nathan's mom.

Well, hi, Jenna.

(BABY CRYING)

I guess I'm officially
on maternity leave.

Yeah, you've earned it.

So what do you think, Tess?
You think you can handle
this place on your own?

Me?

Well, you're already doing
a great job in Section Five,

and clearly you can
handle a crisis.

Yeah, I'll try to
keep those to a minimum
while you're gone.

Well, I'd appreciate it.

(FARGO MOANS)

You okay?

That's a memory
I wish I could forget.

We will pretend
that you did.

She's so wrinkly,
but cute.

(SOFTLY) I know. I know.

You okay?

I'm better than okay.

I think I might have
found my path.

So much for
the time capsule.

Yeah, well, um,
when you fix it,

I think I know
what memory
I'd like to use.

What's that?

I think this one.

Hey, yeah.

Carter. Carter.
(CHUCKLES)