Euphoria (2012–2013): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript
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Previously: Got anything for this girl?
Ash, downers, liquor?
Sure, where is she.
At home.
Why?
She never leaves.
Ready for the beach?
Do we know each other?
You're the most not boring girl I know.
You don't know.
Forget her, bro. She is a sinking ship.
There are
things you do not know.
Are you a loser? Oh, are you a loser?
Not anymore.
Once. Just once.
This is not what you need.
Enough.
Who is that?
Kino. It's his house.
He sleeps in the middle of the day?
He loves to sleep.
How long have you known each other?
We met at a party at the Titanic.
I was on a date with Yizhar, the maniac.
Don't mention his name.
That's Keno's friend.
Hello.
Is Naama home?
She went to "Mirando El Silo."
How do you get to "Mirando El Silo?"
Do you want to cross the forest?
Are you scared about
when you see her again?
You cannot get to "Mirando El Silo."
Euphoria
Back at age 16.
At age 16, you can't stand being
at home for more than a half hour.
Your siblings hate, despise, or envy you.
When your parents are
home, they dig at you.
So you close your door, get on
your phone, and shut them out.
You only stayed to sleep and do homework.
Otherwise, you are always out.
Home for a minute, gone in a second.
Out. Anywhere but home.
I have no siblings.
My parents never bother me.
I have always loved being at home.
That's why they didn't bring me
when they went to Shanghai.
I'm happy being left here.
A year in Shanghai?
What would I do there?
Here I have parties and friends.
Hey. Oh? What's that?
Happy birthday!
My birthday is in April.
My bad.
No, today is your birthday.
My mistake.
Your parents left.
Do you understand?
You have a house and freedom.
There's a party tonight.
What else do you need?
How do I look?
At 16, you have no fear instinct.
...or you have an ocean of fear.
There is no middle ground.
Will you slip? Maybe.
Will you fall? Maybe.
You are young, beautiful,
free, and strong.
World, you're on my back.
Say it.
World, you're on my back.
Keep repeating it until you believe it.
The problem is, how do you tell
the world it is on your back?
What is that, where did you get it?
Why did your parents
leave you a credit card?
How do you fill a hot tub with booze?
It looks like you will fall asleep
in a hot tub filled with booze.
That's right.
You...came to fall asleep with me?
I have to get going.
I have an exam tomorrow.
Yeah, I understand that.
So the ants will kill each other?
No, each one will kill itself.
Why are they waiting?
The fungus will take over their brains.
They aren't eating it.
What are you doing?
You want them to eat, don't you?
What kind of scientist are you?
You killed the ants!
Why are you getting dressed up?
For a party at a club.
With the girls?
With someone.
Anyone I know?
No. Is he cute?
It's my first time meeting him.
Well, leave your tits alone already.
What do you know about him?
He is really handsome.
All the girls in class want him.
You look very pretty.
Mom, you have nothing to worry about.
He's from school.
How will you get there?
He has a driver's license.
What if he drives while drunk?
We will not drink.
Can I trust you?
Obviously.
Do you believe in astrology?
Probably.
What's your sign? What's yours?
Constellations are all the same.
Am I a part of a constellation?
No star stands alone in the sky.
Stars move in groups.
Stars do move.
Even when moving, they stay grouped.
Cassiopeia, Orion, the Big Bear,
the Little Bear...
When is your birthday?
December 20th.
Sagittarius, Jupiter rules.
Pick a Jupiter fortune.
Well?
"Today is the first day of
the rest of your life."
Perfect.
Sorry, are you open yet?
No.
You. Move to the other side please.
Thanks.
My self absorbed dad did a poll
online: "How Horny Are You?"
Ugh.
His poll ended up with 4
stars, so my mom liked it.
Oh my god! What a "turn-off."
Why would you know that?
What else am I supposed to do?
They went nuts, so I had to friend them.
What? You're a kid.
Just open a fake profile
and add your parents.
I will show you how.
Bad idea.
Look at her posts.
What? Another beach party?
Reggae night is Tuesday night.
A night of guitar music under the stars.
Perfect, she will not notice us.
Come on, lift your shirt.
I enjoy looking.
Don't be ridiculous.
The entire point of social media
is to share your current status...
...not for you to be interested
in other's statuses, stupid.
What do you find so attractive
about her? Her face.
You are hopeless.
The profile pictures they
post are Photoshopped.
She always posts her
location on social media.
Do you want to meet her?
Let's follow her.
In reality, not online.
Come on, stop it.
Well?
She probably wouldn't notice us anyway.
Even if we stand right
in front of her face.
Well, where is she tonight?
Tonight she is at a party
at the Titanic nightclub.
It's a special guest DJ party.
Well then, come on. Let's go to the party.
I'll bring the ball.
Just show up so I can meet her?
Let's go. Let's go.
Ok, you maniac!
Hey.
Hey.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Hello.
That's Dennis.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Come on, drive bro.
At age sixteen, you are either a narcissist
or you hate everything about yourself.
Sometimes, you are both.
At 16, you think everything is temporary.
The painful memories will pass.
You don't yet know that it isn't temporary.
The bad will remain.
Parties are a way to escape from the world.
Worries, money, heartbreak, war.
You walk into a party, turn the
world off, and start living...
...if you succeed.
I am never successful at this.
Today, we don't care about caution!
We do whatever we want!
Fuck sitting around the house.
We're just two idiots on a bike.
What? We look sick on bikes.
Urban.
Not right now.
Ok, thanks.
Wait up!
Hey, stop!
Let's track down someone else.
It's too far and I'm tired.
I'm completely worn out.
Fuck, a rescue!
Please give us a ride.
Yes! my hero!
Sweet.
What are you so excited about?
Hot peppers for decoration?
It's for tax fraud purposes.
He knows everything about everything.
Come on, give me a tip tonight.
What kind of advice do I need?
Why? Why not help me?
Be sure to write it down.
How do I make an impression?
First, don't smile when you first walk in.
Frequently check your phone. You
have more important things to do.
Excellent. Girls are drawn to contempt.
Where should I stand?
By the deck of the Titanic?
Look for ugly people and
stand next to them.
You will appear attractive.
If someone is a bad dancer,
dance next to them.
Got it.
Get a spot on the bar where there
are empty glasses and bottles.
It looks like you are
buying a lot of drinks.
You're important.
You know just what you want.
Great advice!
Act like you know what you are doing.
This is a new page in your life.
You decide your own worth.
I'm a winner.
No, no. They are not winners.
They don't want to think.
They don't want a successful person.
It emphasizes their lack of success.
As the dumbest person I know,
you have opinions on everything.
Make a face like you have
butterflies in you stomach.
No, bro. You're giving me wings.
Hello.
I'm with him, he's my friend.
We're not that kind of club.
What? Am I gay?
Do I look gay to you?
Move aside, you are blocking the path.
What's up, Mastoli? Did you
come on the shuttle? Yes.
When do you go back?
Don't know. The usual time.
I have to go back in the bus with
you, or my mom will kill me.
Are you coming in?
Sure. I just came outside to smoke.
Keno.
Hi. Uriel.
See you inside, when you
are properly stoned. Definitely.
There are people who are attracted
to opposites of themselves.
But 80% want to fuck someone
just like themself.
Sharpen your eye,
you will know.
Wait, why are you attracted?
I'm attracted to those attracted to me.
We're with him. Are
they with you? No.
What?
Step back, please.
Step back.
Just great.
We're stuck with the losers.
...and the gays.
Now Hofit will see me here in this section.
I don't want her to see me here.
I got sweaty riding the bike.
Come on, come on.
Come on, don't cry. Come on.
Well, come on!
All because of your ideas.
Yeah, whatever.
All because of my ideas?
Maybe because you are ugly.
Ugly.
Ok, that's enough.
It's because of your big nose.
Are you free July 24th?
What? Check out this festival, in Cuba.
Cuban festival?
It's finalized then.
What is it for? Us.
What? How?
Tick, tick, tick. Right now, you
have your parent's credit card.
You could buy tickets for
yourself and your friends.
Let me see that flyer.
They added you to their
credit card, didn't they?
What's wrong? Are you scared?
I don't like watching festivals on TV.
Ok.
Do you like hiking and camping?
Do you like the jungle?
Do you like fruity drinks made with rum?
Ever heard of "Mirando El Silo?"
What's that?
A window to heaven.
A town at the edge of a mountain,
in the jungle, and up a river.
What is the name of the road that
leads to it? "The way of death."
Let me see the flyer.
Are you retarded?
Give it to me!
Thank you for growing up.
Cigarettes!
Buy a pack, bro?
Ice cream!
Snacks! Beer!
Buy a beer, bro?
Chips! Candy!
Hey bro.
What kind of beer do you have?
Maccabi and Heineken.
Heineken.
How many?
Bring eight.
Ok, here is the first four.
I'll get the rest.
Thirty bucks.
Do you have a radio in this van?
Thirty bucks. Here, here.
Thanks.
Here.
Well, here. Take it.
For you.
Here, take.
Here, take it.
We don't need any pity.
What are you doing?
What does it look like?
He's making his own party.
Dance.
You have amazing tits.
Bangkok size.
You are very beautiful.
Come on, dance.
No.
You should dance.
That's not really my thing.
Well, dance.
Dance with me, it's a party!
Wait! Bro, bro!
You ok?
Yeah, you coming?
It looks dirty.
Bro!
What are you, a wimp? Come on already.
Ouch, careful!
It's the Titanic!
Stop attracting attention.
The music is amazing!
This is great!
What now?
Bartender, six shots!
I thought you liked it here.
Can I get a shot of Jaeger, please?
How long have you been friends?
What?
How long have you two been friends?
When I was five, my mom forced
me to go to his birthday party.
So, from age five.
I can't remember the names of any
of my friends when I was five.
...or fifteen.
What about you?
First date. He's kind
of a jerk to me.
What now?
Where are you flying to?
"Mirando El Silo." Huh?
"Mirando El Silo."
What is "Mirando El Silo?"
It's in the jungle.
People have gone missing there.
Interesting.
All units, all units.
She's on the move.
Sorry dude.
Where are you?
Sorry dude. Where are you?
Missed Call
Sending Message
Why are you wasting your time?
There are a thousand better places to be.
Well, I hate gay jokes.
Are you a homophobe? Yes.
You're still gay. Why do fat chicks
like gays. Is that a joke?
I don't know.
Maybe it's their only chance
to be by a handsome man.
What? Are you feeling
sorry for yourself now?
No pity. I'm going to
get weight loss surgery.
My parents are getting a divorce soon and
I'm getting the surgery as compensation.
...to improve my mood.
Which surgery?
Whatever I choose.
Imagine if a UFO with aliens just
suddenly came down and landed here.
Friendly aliens?
Depends on the place. If they
landed here, they would be killed.
Us, too?
No.
They abduct us so they can
perform experiments on us.
It's actually appropriate for me
to contribute my body to science.
Maybe it would finally have a use.
You know the...hardest thing in a
woman's life is to believe in herself.
You're gay.
Do you know what I do online?
Pretend to be a drinker?Impersonations.
I don't understand.
I pretend to be funny. I act horny.
I pretend to be a bastard.
As a pimp, I complement all the
girls who need to be flattered.
And no one does that.
You are like the Robin
Hood of online chats.
It's better to reject all the
people who would reject you.
Seems more effective, right?
Why are you doing that?
No, fat chicks don't like gays.
It's a hateful slur. Fat, gay. It's
just like being racist.
Like being racist?
Yes.
You really think so?
We lost her.
I couldn't find her either.
Your belt.
Thanks.
Let's leave, bro. She's not worth
more than a quickie in the bathroom.
You're an asshole. You're ruining my life.
What?
I only want one girl and you defile her!
Eh? Who?
What the fuck, weakling?
Let's go.
Hey handsome. I'd rate
you a ten out of ten.
Hello. I want to book a plane ticket.
Shanghai.
What will happen to us?
I'll be fat, and you'll be gay.
You will get used to lying,
and being lied to.
No. I love people.
See? You are already lying!
We are hated, but we can hate back.
I don't want to disappoint you but...
You are too sensitive.
Well, our kind is sensitive.
I rank him an eight out of ten.
Hey, what are you doing?
Dance with me. Well, come on!
Come on!
That's not funny.
Come on, come on, come on!
Undress, undress, undress!
Undress, undress, undress!
Your friend left.
What's his name again? Kino.
Do you know where he went?
Ok, thank you.
You tell him that.
Give him a shot.
Ok.
I've had enough. Let's go.
Come on, we're just starting to have fun.
Well, come on!
There is no problem, come on.
I want to leave! I'm
tired of this place!
My brother, who better
then I to cheer you up?
She's been with that idiot
with the sock hat all night!
Come on, don't be afraid!
Dude, take care of your girlfriend, eh?
What, what is it?
The sock hat guy won't leave her alone.
On a scale of one to ten...eight.
An eight.
Try me! I dare you!
I'm going to head home. I think
I drank a little too much.
Hey, be careful.
I want to go home.
Why so fast? Why...
Hey, Izhar. What's wrong?
Where did "Sock Hat" go?
Who is "Sock Hat?"
I have no idea.
Hey, be careful. I want to go home.
Where did "Sock Hat" go?
I drank too much.
Who is "Sock Hat?"
Be careful. Are you taking me home?
Where are you? I missed the bus.
Where are you now?
Only 4 hours until my test.
I have 15 missed calls from my mom.
I'm in trouble.
What if you slept at my place?
You could get a few hours of sleep.
Where exactly are you?
I'm coming to meet you.
Sure, I'll stay the night.
Call your mom.
Run away, "Sock Hat!"
Run away you dick!
Run away!
Where did "Sock Hat" go?
Who?
Be specific.
The park.
World, you're on my back.
World, you're on my back.
Say it out loud.
Repeat it until you believe it.
World, you're on my back.
I'll replace you.
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Who is it?
The police.
Uriel?
Yes sir?
Our boarding school accepts eighth graders.
You finished 11th.
I have nowhere else to go.
Come on!
This will eliminate your judgement,
so that you take off your masks.
You can't lie, you can only tell the truth.
Who sleeps here?
Noone.
You look awful.
Are you sick?
The doctor will let me know.
Stoli, I have a good feeling about you.
Become your overseer.
Can you make me be like Keno?
Like Keno? He always sleeps.
We want to get to the other side.
Come on.
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Previously: Got anything for this girl?
Ash, downers, liquor?
Sure, where is she.
At home.
Why?
She never leaves.
Ready for the beach?
Do we know each other?
You're the most not boring girl I know.
You don't know.
Forget her, bro. She is a sinking ship.
There are
things you do not know.
Are you a loser? Oh, are you a loser?
Not anymore.
Once. Just once.
This is not what you need.
Enough.
Who is that?
Kino. It's his house.
He sleeps in the middle of the day?
He loves to sleep.
How long have you known each other?
We met at a party at the Titanic.
I was on a date with Yizhar, the maniac.
Don't mention his name.
That's Keno's friend.
Hello.
Is Naama home?
She went to "Mirando El Silo."
How do you get to "Mirando El Silo?"
Do you want to cross the forest?
Are you scared about
when you see her again?
You cannot get to "Mirando El Silo."
Euphoria
Back at age 16.
At age 16, you can't stand being
at home for more than a half hour.
Your siblings hate, despise, or envy you.
When your parents are
home, they dig at you.
So you close your door, get on
your phone, and shut them out.
You only stayed to sleep and do homework.
Otherwise, you are always out.
Home for a minute, gone in a second.
Out. Anywhere but home.
I have no siblings.
My parents never bother me.
I have always loved being at home.
That's why they didn't bring me
when they went to Shanghai.
I'm happy being left here.
A year in Shanghai?
What would I do there?
Here I have parties and friends.
Hey. Oh? What's that?
Happy birthday!
My birthday is in April.
My bad.
No, today is your birthday.
My mistake.
Your parents left.
Do you understand?
You have a house and freedom.
There's a party tonight.
What else do you need?
How do I look?
At 16, you have no fear instinct.
...or you have an ocean of fear.
There is no middle ground.
Will you slip? Maybe.
Will you fall? Maybe.
You are young, beautiful,
free, and strong.
World, you're on my back.
Say it.
World, you're on my back.
Keep repeating it until you believe it.
The problem is, how do you tell
the world it is on your back?
What is that, where did you get it?
Why did your parents
leave you a credit card?
How do you fill a hot tub with booze?
It looks like you will fall asleep
in a hot tub filled with booze.
That's right.
You...came to fall asleep with me?
I have to get going.
I have an exam tomorrow.
Yeah, I understand that.
So the ants will kill each other?
No, each one will kill itself.
Why are they waiting?
The fungus will take over their brains.
They aren't eating it.
What are you doing?
You want them to eat, don't you?
What kind of scientist are you?
You killed the ants!
Why are you getting dressed up?
For a party at a club.
With the girls?
With someone.
Anyone I know?
No. Is he cute?
It's my first time meeting him.
Well, leave your tits alone already.
What do you know about him?
He is really handsome.
All the girls in class want him.
You look very pretty.
Mom, you have nothing to worry about.
He's from school.
How will you get there?
He has a driver's license.
What if he drives while drunk?
We will not drink.
Can I trust you?
Obviously.
Do you believe in astrology?
Probably.
What's your sign? What's yours?
Constellations are all the same.
Am I a part of a constellation?
No star stands alone in the sky.
Stars move in groups.
Stars do move.
Even when moving, they stay grouped.
Cassiopeia, Orion, the Big Bear,
the Little Bear...
When is your birthday?
December 20th.
Sagittarius, Jupiter rules.
Pick a Jupiter fortune.
Well?
"Today is the first day of
the rest of your life."
Perfect.
Sorry, are you open yet?
No.
You. Move to the other side please.
Thanks.
My self absorbed dad did a poll
online: "How Horny Are You?"
Ugh.
His poll ended up with 4
stars, so my mom liked it.
Oh my god! What a "turn-off."
Why would you know that?
What else am I supposed to do?
They went nuts, so I had to friend them.
What? You're a kid.
Just open a fake profile
and add your parents.
I will show you how.
Bad idea.
Look at her posts.
What? Another beach party?
Reggae night is Tuesday night.
A night of guitar music under the stars.
Perfect, she will not notice us.
Come on, lift your shirt.
I enjoy looking.
Don't be ridiculous.
The entire point of social media
is to share your current status...
...not for you to be interested
in other's statuses, stupid.
What do you find so attractive
about her? Her face.
You are hopeless.
The profile pictures they
post are Photoshopped.
She always posts her
location on social media.
Do you want to meet her?
Let's follow her.
In reality, not online.
Come on, stop it.
Well?
She probably wouldn't notice us anyway.
Even if we stand right
in front of her face.
Well, where is she tonight?
Tonight she is at a party
at the Titanic nightclub.
It's a special guest DJ party.
Well then, come on. Let's go to the party.
I'll bring the ball.
Just show up so I can meet her?
Let's go. Let's go.
Ok, you maniac!
Hey.
Hey.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Hello.
That's Dennis.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Come on, drive bro.
At age sixteen, you are either a narcissist
or you hate everything about yourself.
Sometimes, you are both.
At 16, you think everything is temporary.
The painful memories will pass.
You don't yet know that it isn't temporary.
The bad will remain.
Parties are a way to escape from the world.
Worries, money, heartbreak, war.
You walk into a party, turn the
world off, and start living...
...if you succeed.
I am never successful at this.
Today, we don't care about caution!
We do whatever we want!
Fuck sitting around the house.
We're just two idiots on a bike.
What? We look sick on bikes.
Urban.
Not right now.
Ok, thanks.
Wait up!
Hey, stop!
Let's track down someone else.
It's too far and I'm tired.
I'm completely worn out.
Fuck, a rescue!
Please give us a ride.
Yes! my hero!
Sweet.
What are you so excited about?
Hot peppers for decoration?
It's for tax fraud purposes.
He knows everything about everything.
Come on, give me a tip tonight.
What kind of advice do I need?
Why? Why not help me?
Be sure to write it down.
How do I make an impression?
First, don't smile when you first walk in.
Frequently check your phone. You
have more important things to do.
Excellent. Girls are drawn to contempt.
Where should I stand?
By the deck of the Titanic?
Look for ugly people and
stand next to them.
You will appear attractive.
If someone is a bad dancer,
dance next to them.
Got it.
Get a spot on the bar where there
are empty glasses and bottles.
It looks like you are
buying a lot of drinks.
You're important.
You know just what you want.
Great advice!
Act like you know what you are doing.
This is a new page in your life.
You decide your own worth.
I'm a winner.
No, no. They are not winners.
They don't want to think.
They don't want a successful person.
It emphasizes their lack of success.
As the dumbest person I know,
you have opinions on everything.
Make a face like you have
butterflies in you stomach.
No, bro. You're giving me wings.
Hello.
I'm with him, he's my friend.
We're not that kind of club.
What? Am I gay?
Do I look gay to you?
Move aside, you are blocking the path.
What's up, Mastoli? Did you
come on the shuttle? Yes.
When do you go back?
Don't know. The usual time.
I have to go back in the bus with
you, or my mom will kill me.
Are you coming in?
Sure. I just came outside to smoke.
Keno.
Hi. Uriel.
See you inside, when you
are properly stoned. Definitely.
There are people who are attracted
to opposites of themselves.
But 80% want to fuck someone
just like themself.
Sharpen your eye,
you will know.
Wait, why are you attracted?
I'm attracted to those attracted to me.
We're with him. Are
they with you? No.
What?
Step back, please.
Step back.
Just great.
We're stuck with the losers.
...and the gays.
Now Hofit will see me here in this section.
I don't want her to see me here.
I got sweaty riding the bike.
Come on, come on.
Come on, don't cry. Come on.
Well, come on!
All because of your ideas.
Yeah, whatever.
All because of my ideas?
Maybe because you are ugly.
Ugly.
Ok, that's enough.
It's because of your big nose.
Are you free July 24th?
What? Check out this festival, in Cuba.
Cuban festival?
It's finalized then.
What is it for? Us.
What? How?
Tick, tick, tick. Right now, you
have your parent's credit card.
You could buy tickets for
yourself and your friends.
Let me see that flyer.
They added you to their
credit card, didn't they?
What's wrong? Are you scared?
I don't like watching festivals on TV.
Ok.
Do you like hiking and camping?
Do you like the jungle?
Do you like fruity drinks made with rum?
Ever heard of "Mirando El Silo?"
What's that?
A window to heaven.
A town at the edge of a mountain,
in the jungle, and up a river.
What is the name of the road that
leads to it? "The way of death."
Let me see the flyer.
Are you retarded?
Give it to me!
Thank you for growing up.
Cigarettes!
Buy a pack, bro?
Ice cream!
Snacks! Beer!
Buy a beer, bro?
Chips! Candy!
Hey bro.
What kind of beer do you have?
Maccabi and Heineken.
Heineken.
How many?
Bring eight.
Ok, here is the first four.
I'll get the rest.
Thirty bucks.
Do you have a radio in this van?
Thirty bucks. Here, here.
Thanks.
Here.
Well, here. Take it.
For you.
Here, take.
Here, take it.
We don't need any pity.
What are you doing?
What does it look like?
He's making his own party.
Dance.
You have amazing tits.
Bangkok size.
You are very beautiful.
Come on, dance.
No.
You should dance.
That's not really my thing.
Well, dance.
Dance with me, it's a party!
Wait! Bro, bro!
You ok?
Yeah, you coming?
It looks dirty.
Bro!
What are you, a wimp? Come on already.
Ouch, careful!
It's the Titanic!
Stop attracting attention.
The music is amazing!
This is great!
What now?
Bartender, six shots!
I thought you liked it here.
Can I get a shot of Jaeger, please?
How long have you been friends?
What?
How long have you two been friends?
When I was five, my mom forced
me to go to his birthday party.
So, from age five.
I can't remember the names of any
of my friends when I was five.
...or fifteen.
What about you?
First date. He's kind
of a jerk to me.
What now?
Where are you flying to?
"Mirando El Silo." Huh?
"Mirando El Silo."
What is "Mirando El Silo?"
It's in the jungle.
People have gone missing there.
Interesting.
All units, all units.
She's on the move.
Sorry dude.
Where are you?
Sorry dude. Where are you?
Missed Call
Sending Message
Why are you wasting your time?
There are a thousand better places to be.
Well, I hate gay jokes.
Are you a homophobe? Yes.
You're still gay. Why do fat chicks
like gays. Is that a joke?
I don't know.
Maybe it's their only chance
to be by a handsome man.
What? Are you feeling
sorry for yourself now?
No pity. I'm going to
get weight loss surgery.
My parents are getting a divorce soon and
I'm getting the surgery as compensation.
...to improve my mood.
Which surgery?
Whatever I choose.
Imagine if a UFO with aliens just
suddenly came down and landed here.
Friendly aliens?
Depends on the place. If they
landed here, they would be killed.
Us, too?
No.
They abduct us so they can
perform experiments on us.
It's actually appropriate for me
to contribute my body to science.
Maybe it would finally have a use.
You know the...hardest thing in a
woman's life is to believe in herself.
You're gay.
Do you know what I do online?
Pretend to be a drinker?Impersonations.
I don't understand.
I pretend to be funny. I act horny.
I pretend to be a bastard.
As a pimp, I complement all the
girls who need to be flattered.
And no one does that.
You are like the Robin
Hood of online chats.
It's better to reject all the
people who would reject you.
Seems more effective, right?
Why are you doing that?
No, fat chicks don't like gays.
It's a hateful slur. Fat, gay. It's
just like being racist.
Like being racist?
Yes.
You really think so?
We lost her.
I couldn't find her either.
Your belt.
Thanks.
Let's leave, bro. She's not worth
more than a quickie in the bathroom.
You're an asshole. You're ruining my life.
What?
I only want one girl and you defile her!
Eh? Who?
What the fuck, weakling?
Let's go.
Hey handsome. I'd rate
you a ten out of ten.
Hello. I want to book a plane ticket.
Shanghai.
What will happen to us?
I'll be fat, and you'll be gay.
You will get used to lying,
and being lied to.
No. I love people.
See? You are already lying!
We are hated, but we can hate back.
I don't want to disappoint you but...
You are too sensitive.
Well, our kind is sensitive.
I rank him an eight out of ten.
Hey, what are you doing?
Dance with me. Well, come on!
Come on!
That's not funny.
Come on, come on, come on!
Undress, undress, undress!
Undress, undress, undress!
Your friend left.
What's his name again? Kino.
Do you know where he went?
Ok, thank you.
You tell him that.
Give him a shot.
Ok.
I've had enough. Let's go.
Come on, we're just starting to have fun.
Well, come on!
There is no problem, come on.
I want to leave! I'm
tired of this place!
My brother, who better
then I to cheer you up?
She's been with that idiot
with the sock hat all night!
Come on, don't be afraid!
Dude, take care of your girlfriend, eh?
What, what is it?
The sock hat guy won't leave her alone.
On a scale of one to ten...eight.
An eight.
Try me! I dare you!
I'm going to head home. I think
I drank a little too much.
Hey, be careful.
I want to go home.
Why so fast? Why...
Hey, Izhar. What's wrong?
Where did "Sock Hat" go?
Who is "Sock Hat?"
I have no idea.
Hey, be careful. I want to go home.
Where did "Sock Hat" go?
I drank too much.
Who is "Sock Hat?"
Be careful. Are you taking me home?
Where are you? I missed the bus.
Where are you now?
Only 4 hours until my test.
I have 15 missed calls from my mom.
I'm in trouble.
What if you slept at my place?
You could get a few hours of sleep.
Where exactly are you?
I'm coming to meet you.
Sure, I'll stay the night.
Call your mom.
Run away, "Sock Hat!"
Run away you dick!
Run away!
Where did "Sock Hat" go?
Who?
Be specific.
The park.
World, you're on my back.
World, you're on my back.
Say it out loud.
Repeat it until you believe it.
World, you're on my back.
I'll replace you.
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Who is it?
The police.
Uriel?
Yes sir?
Our boarding school accepts eighth graders.
You finished 11th.
I have nowhere else to go.
Come on!
This will eliminate your judgement,
so that you take off your masks.
You can't lie, you can only tell the truth.
Who sleeps here?
Noone.
You look awful.
Are you sick?
The doctor will let me know.
Stoli, I have a good feeling about you.
Become your overseer.
Can you make me be like Keno?
Like Keno? He always sleeps.
We want to get to the other side.
Come on.