Euphoria (2012–2013): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript
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Previously
Hello.
Is Naama home?
She went to "Mirando El Silo."
Got anything for this girl?
Ash, downers, liquor?
Sure, where is she.
At home.
Why? She never leaves.
Ready for the beach?
Do we know each other?
Tomerico said you were
looking for "material."
Who is that?
Kino. It's his house.
He sleeps in the middle of the day?
He loves to sleep.
Smile, you're finally here.
We made room for you in the closet.
My show is on!
We now return to Weeks of Our Lives.
We talked in the app.
Is she serious? Fuck!
Must be a mistake.
What if I was drunk?
You are a virgin. You know
nothing about sex, sex, sex.
As soon as you get laid, boom, the
electricity will get turned on.
Your fears will be released, gone.
Do you know how old they are?
They seem like old men, probably around 40.
Once. I have to.
This is not what you need.
Enough.
Everyone will do something they will regret in the morning.
How often do you cut yourself?
Mountain biking, snowboarding, surfing.
What will you do to me tomorrow?
What about tomorrow?
Who digs the grave? You?
Only if there is no one to do it.
We're in a hurry.
First, you need to build a casket.
Family members need to be informed of her passing.
I can perform the memorial service.
Where are you going?
"Mirando El Silo."
What will you do there?
We're looking for someone.
Why do a memorial service for
someone who has no family?
Who will remember me when I die?
Your children.
What if I don't have children?
Your parents.
And if they die before me?
I will.
Remember.
Remember.
Euphoria
Looking for love? Looking for
a hug? Tired of being lonely?
Drink the potion of loneliness.
Give it to someone you love.
The hormone oxytocin will make
others connect with you.
They'll approach you to win your love.
Herzl.
Walla.
Come on, Herzl is better.
You know he is addicted to brothels?
He is?
Just imagine him thinking of
his great invention in a brothel.
You think so?
Fuck.
It's open.
Come on.
Hi.
Hi.
Is Elkana home?
He's not interested.
He's not home?
Fuck. Elkana...the bear.
Hi.
Hi.
Nice decorations.
Thank you.
How are you?
How are you?
I flew away and got laid.
Good for you.
It's been a day since we talked so I thought...
Jesus.
Is your heart broken?
What? No.
Are you coming back for more lessons?
I will give you the whole Torah.
It will help you fly.
You searched for me and initiated
the chat. I appreciate that.
Thanks.
Never tell a man,
"nice to meet you."
No one is comfortable meeting someone else.
No?
No. Getting acquainted is exhausting.
Life lesson number one.
From now on you write "Horny"
followed by a question mark.
Lesson two: look for an ugly face.
They work harder on their body.
The sex is hotter.
They make an effort. Why not benefit?
Three: do not set up a date immediately.
Choose by availability and proximity.
Who is available here?
Who is available there?
Who is available
in the Grand Canyon?
Use location to your advantage.
Sometimes, there is another
guy within 500 meters.
What are you into? Sex. Now.
Four: Were you with a man?
Immediately head to the next fuck.
Don't spend the night.
Don't hang arond.
Come on, now you are a bird of prey.
What?
Fly, fly, "play."
Believe me, I've never done
a fat chick. I deserve better.
I have big brothers. Someday,
I'll introduce you.
I am the black sheep of the family.
I doubt they are as handsome as you.
Are you flattering me?
No.
You can't really tell on camera, I'm really short.
Sensitive, eh?
It's cool that you're different
from the rest of your family.
Really?
Are you real?
Are you?
I'm hungry, thirsty, and looking.
I'm hungry, thirsty, and looking.
What's your name?
Lidor.
How can I keep in touch with you?
I'm not good in relationships.
Do you have Facebook or Skype?
Whats up?
Oh, bro?
Tomer, no?
Who asks, bro?
I saw you in the chatroom lobby.
Are you gay, bro?
Do you hate gays?
No, bro. If a fish loves a
bird, where will they live?
See my reasoning?
God made order, why mess with it?
I came across your "wish list."
I saw you want to buy some currency for the Playstation.
I can help you with that.
It's just money, no?
I was a little shocked by you at first, bro.
Keep talking.
Need currency?
What's the catch?
I have nothing to spend my money on.
Very strict parents.
How old are you?
Twenty-two.
Twenty-two?
I want to buy you.
Buy me?
What are you, psycho?
A little.
What do you want?
You, completely spread out.
Get lost, dick.
Completely naked. How much?
Never.
So?
490 meters away? He is so close,
it's as if he is in the house.
This is my advantage.
Sometimes I don't even need to take a taxi.
"Horny?" Is that what you write to him?
Is his face ugly enough?
I would do him.
Enough, Stoli. You're in a relationship.
Right.
What can you use to prove you did him?
I don't know. A picture of him in his underwear.
Maybe someone has already done that.
How long does it take to walk 190 meters?
Oh, please.
Well?
You are so pretty.
I love you.
Why is she at the door again?
She doesn't understand, she is obese.
Hey, Bro.
Hey, Bro.
Who are you?
Who are you, bro?
Don't you watch TV?
No, and you asked.
Where is Elkana?
Hey, Bro.
Hey, Bro.
What's wrong?
This valve is clogged.
Come on, it'll be great when it's done.
I hope so.
Have you ever tried chemistry?
Never.
Fucking leftist.
No, I'm a fan of "the Man."
What are you making?
Mercy.
Can I taste it?
It's still poison.
Let a specialist try.
You retard! It's dangerous!
A moderate dose is 0.7 grams.
Why do you make drugs if you don't do drugs?
Who said I don't?
I do more than you.
This is Hofit's special project.
Are you stupid?
Is this for a girl?
I knew it.
Don't go there.
It's cloudy, murky water.
Do you even know about his girl trouble?
Yes, I do.
We both know about his girl trouble.
Yizhar, do you know about your girl trouble?
Sock hat, were are you?
This is an additional half a gram.
Add a zombie mushroom.
Forget this nonsense, bro.
She's a yacht that hit a glacier.
Sitting quietly, waiting to drown.
And there are things you do not know.
He's always fantasized about her
from inside his own imagination.
Since age 13, 14, 15, 16.
Yesterday, he found out that
she isn't afraid of anything.
Do you think he will give up?
Stop. Stop.
Supplement 3.4 grams.
Sweat.
Nausea.
Chills. Noise.
Depression. Boredom.
It kicked in.
What a treat.
Oh yeah.
I feel tingling in my balls.
Write that down.
I'm so dizzy.
Please avoid operating heavy machinery.
Wow, that's amazing. Fuck.
My taste exactly.
Which part?
The fun.
You are fun and...very flexible.
Did I hurt you?
You have soul.
You have fire in your eyes.
I feel like I...
I can't believe that just happened.
You really liked that?
How you made me soar into the clounds.
Or how you made me feel not ashamed.
So you're into big girls.
Big girls are a treat.
Different from my usual, I'll admit.
I do not want to be with people
who see big girls as a fetish.
So you want to be with people
of the same body type?
Hey.
Going out tonight?
Yes, Rani and I are going
to dinner with my parents.
When will they meet me?
Who?
Your parents.
You're joking.
You said they were open minded.
Not that open minded.
What, will they not accept me?
What exactly am I supposed to tell them?
I don't know. That I'm your partner.
You...did you open an email?
Are you having a baby?
No, not right now.
Are you planning to?
Considering.
One?
One.
What will you tell him?
What will I be to him?
Do you know how long it
takes to adopt a baby?
Kind of.
A couple of years.
So?
Are you worried now?
Mastoli, where are you going?
Mastoli!
Goodbye, doll.
Hi.
Hi.
Do you think big girls are a treat?
Do you think oils are a treat?
Do you only give skinny girls a chance?
Is that my fault?
No.
So what did you come to say?
Let me guess.
If I tell you big girls are a treat,
you will not want to be with me.
Big girls are a treat.
Very funny.
Humans are very simple.
You want guys without a fat fetish.
I don't want to be a fetish.
Noy?
What?
Did you come here for my advice?
Very funny. Why?
Last time it worked, no?
I will give you the whole Torah.
So I can fly away?
My great grandfather was a dwarf from Norway.
Was obsessed with the past, past, past.
While crying about the past, he died.
What matters then?
Nothing.
My grandmother, a dwarf from Poland.
Her entire life was a frenzy
of future, future, future.
She left everything behind and came here. Why?
Ideology and promises.
With dreams how she and my grandfather would turn the world into kibbutz.
She only cared about future, future, future.
Now it is our turn.
What madness should we be obsessed with?
The present time.
Now you know.
Don't waste time.
You have opportunities.
We collect experiences.
All day, just collecting.
We just want to taste, taste, taste.
So what are you really saying?
I want you to taste.
Hello.
Very funny.
Most people close doors, not open them.
People are very predictable.
They will only want you if
they think others want you.
And that you want the whole world,
and that makes you desirable.
Is that why you're giving up on me?
Bye.
I could have been happier,
a long time ago...
If Mom hadn't insisted that I
shouldn't develop expectations.
Tilt your dead down,
a bit to the right.
Look directly into the camera.
Now, a light lip bite.
Give them a sultry look.
I'm done being fucked over.
"Yes, he pleads guilty."
"I'm a collector of experiences.
Tasting, tasting."
"Flying, soaring, clouds, lightning."
"I was with 300...
...500 boys."
"I'll tell you about them all."
"I will teach you to
be with everyone."
"I will give you wings,
so you can fly, too."
"If you can please me,
maybe I'll want you."
"If I don't want you, tuff luck."
Are you a loser?
Oh, are you a loser?
Not anymore.
Do you remember me?
The party at Titanic.
How am I supposed to remember all
the losers that come and go?
Which exit do I take to
get to the Aliza Estates?
Is it by the Caucasas football field?
No.
When I was seven, one day...
I was walking past the football field,
minding my own business.
I'm just walking and I don't
notice anyone else there.
Suddenly, a huge guy comes up
to me and says, "be careful."
He said it loud enough for the
whole neighborhood to hear.
He says, "Flea? Can I call you Flea?"
My brother, Shuki, would call me "Pashush."
I'm on high alert and rattled.
He walks up to me and gives me an approving nod.
Then, he hugs me and tells me:
"Tomeriko, you're cool, brother."
"Come, be our friend.
Hang out with us."
"Relax, man, relax."
Did you relax?
Yes, I caught by breath and relaxed.
But I didn't notice that two guys
were sneaking up behind me.
They pulled down my pants and underwear.
The first guy took a photo and
posted it all over the internet.
I'll kill him.
Hi.
Are his parents always at work?
They're in Shanghai.
It's in Silicon Valley.
It's in China.
I brought you something deadly.
Lethal is good.
Mushrooms?
That's just the appetizer.
Do you have a knife?
Always.
May I?
It's a mushroom from the Amazon.
Once a year, she blows
spores into the wind.
Fills the air of the jungle
and ants swallow it.
Unintentionally, hundreds
of thousands of ants.
Any ant that tastes it immediately
climbs the closest tree.
Climbs as high as possible then
stabs its pincers into the trunk.
When the ant wakes up, it can
no longer release its pincers.
Stuck.
It flutters hysterically until
it does from exhaustion.
Once a year, you see convoys of
ants climbing trees for no reason.
With a reason. Suicide.
The fungus takes over their brains.
After two weeks of incubation,
A new mushroom grows out
of the body of the ant.
That's how she gets to the sun.
She needs the ants to climb.
Because the jungle is dark.
Everything has a reason.
So now I'm going to
lose myself on a tree?
At the end, you should want to hug.
Sorry, can I charge my phone?
No.
I'm in a bit of a situation.
Can I charge my phone?
No.
Sorry, can I recharge my phone here?
No.
Are you ok?
Too good.
It gets better.
I think I'm having a bad trip.
Run away, "Sock Hat!"
Run away!
You cannot get to "Mirando El Silo."
What are you looking for?
Paralysis.
It causes paralysis, but
not loss of consciousness.
Paralysis?
Which girl do you feel comfortable with?
I don't know.
Mona Lisa? She's very cosmopolitan.
Hey, Mona.
Hey.
Yes, Mastoli.
Meantime, you can bunk with
me. I have a spare mattress.
What do you want in return?
Come on, sit down. Don't be afraid.
You know I love it.
I know.
You can learn a lot about the world.
"To you, my soul longs..."
Is this how you study for bar mitzvah?
No.
What are you even doing?
The Chinese are making money off you.
Copa Alek makes money off you.
The internet pays him for views.
Hey bro.
Hey bro.
I have a tempting offer for you.
Not interested.
I'll make you a YouTube star.
This will erase your memory.
The world will watch.
A new invention every day?
You won't regret it.
I want to try the real thing.
Once, only once.
You ok?
How do we get to "Mirando El Silo?"
You are safe.
You want to cross the forest?
At first, this drug will also
paralyze respiratory muscles.
You will not be able to breathe
for about thirty seconds.
Some people never breathe again and die.
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Previously
Hello.
Is Naama home?
She went to "Mirando El Silo."
Got anything for this girl?
Ash, downers, liquor?
Sure, where is she.
At home.
Why? She never leaves.
Ready for the beach?
Do we know each other?
Tomerico said you were
looking for "material."
Who is that?
Kino. It's his house.
He sleeps in the middle of the day?
He loves to sleep.
Smile, you're finally here.
We made room for you in the closet.
My show is on!
We now return to Weeks of Our Lives.
We talked in the app.
Is she serious? Fuck!
Must be a mistake.
What if I was drunk?
You are a virgin. You know
nothing about sex, sex, sex.
As soon as you get laid, boom, the
electricity will get turned on.
Your fears will be released, gone.
Do you know how old they are?
They seem like old men, probably around 40.
Once. I have to.
This is not what you need.
Enough.
Everyone will do something they will regret in the morning.
How often do you cut yourself?
Mountain biking, snowboarding, surfing.
What will you do to me tomorrow?
What about tomorrow?
Who digs the grave? You?
Only if there is no one to do it.
We're in a hurry.
First, you need to build a casket.
Family members need to be informed of her passing.
I can perform the memorial service.
Where are you going?
"Mirando El Silo."
What will you do there?
We're looking for someone.
Why do a memorial service for
someone who has no family?
Who will remember me when I die?
Your children.
What if I don't have children?
Your parents.
And if they die before me?
I will.
Remember.
Remember.
Euphoria
Looking for love? Looking for
a hug? Tired of being lonely?
Drink the potion of loneliness.
Give it to someone you love.
The hormone oxytocin will make
others connect with you.
They'll approach you to win your love.
Herzl.
Walla.
Come on, Herzl is better.
You know he is addicted to brothels?
He is?
Just imagine him thinking of
his great invention in a brothel.
You think so?
Fuck.
It's open.
Come on.
Hi.
Hi.
Is Elkana home?
He's not interested.
He's not home?
Fuck. Elkana...the bear.
Hi.
Hi.
Nice decorations.
Thank you.
How are you?
How are you?
I flew away and got laid.
Good for you.
It's been a day since we talked so I thought...
Jesus.
Is your heart broken?
What? No.
Are you coming back for more lessons?
I will give you the whole Torah.
It will help you fly.
You searched for me and initiated
the chat. I appreciate that.
Thanks.
Never tell a man,
"nice to meet you."
No one is comfortable meeting someone else.
No?
No. Getting acquainted is exhausting.
Life lesson number one.
From now on you write "Horny"
followed by a question mark.
Lesson two: look for an ugly face.
They work harder on their body.
The sex is hotter.
They make an effort. Why not benefit?
Three: do not set up a date immediately.
Choose by availability and proximity.
Who is available here?
Who is available there?
Who is available
in the Grand Canyon?
Use location to your advantage.
Sometimes, there is another
guy within 500 meters.
What are you into? Sex. Now.
Four: Were you with a man?
Immediately head to the next fuck.
Don't spend the night.
Don't hang arond.
Come on, now you are a bird of prey.
What?
Fly, fly, "play."
Believe me, I've never done
a fat chick. I deserve better.
I have big brothers. Someday,
I'll introduce you.
I am the black sheep of the family.
I doubt they are as handsome as you.
Are you flattering me?
No.
You can't really tell on camera, I'm really short.
Sensitive, eh?
It's cool that you're different
from the rest of your family.
Really?
Are you real?
Are you?
I'm hungry, thirsty, and looking.
I'm hungry, thirsty, and looking.
What's your name?
Lidor.
How can I keep in touch with you?
I'm not good in relationships.
Do you have Facebook or Skype?
Whats up?
Oh, bro?
Tomer, no?
Who asks, bro?
I saw you in the chatroom lobby.
Are you gay, bro?
Do you hate gays?
No, bro. If a fish loves a
bird, where will they live?
See my reasoning?
God made order, why mess with it?
I came across your "wish list."
I saw you want to buy some currency for the Playstation.
I can help you with that.
It's just money, no?
I was a little shocked by you at first, bro.
Keep talking.
Need currency?
What's the catch?
I have nothing to spend my money on.
Very strict parents.
How old are you?
Twenty-two.
Twenty-two?
I want to buy you.
Buy me?
What are you, psycho?
A little.
What do you want?
You, completely spread out.
Get lost, dick.
Completely naked. How much?
Never.
So?
490 meters away? He is so close,
it's as if he is in the house.
This is my advantage.
Sometimes I don't even need to take a taxi.
"Horny?" Is that what you write to him?
Is his face ugly enough?
I would do him.
Enough, Stoli. You're in a relationship.
Right.
What can you use to prove you did him?
I don't know. A picture of him in his underwear.
Maybe someone has already done that.
How long does it take to walk 190 meters?
Oh, please.
Well?
You are so pretty.
I love you.
Why is she at the door again?
She doesn't understand, she is obese.
Hey, Bro.
Hey, Bro.
Who are you?
Who are you, bro?
Don't you watch TV?
No, and you asked.
Where is Elkana?
Hey, Bro.
Hey, Bro.
What's wrong?
This valve is clogged.
Come on, it'll be great when it's done.
I hope so.
Have you ever tried chemistry?
Never.
Fucking leftist.
No, I'm a fan of "the Man."
What are you making?
Mercy.
Can I taste it?
It's still poison.
Let a specialist try.
You retard! It's dangerous!
A moderate dose is 0.7 grams.
Why do you make drugs if you don't do drugs?
Who said I don't?
I do more than you.
This is Hofit's special project.
Are you stupid?
Is this for a girl?
I knew it.
Don't go there.
It's cloudy, murky water.
Do you even know about his girl trouble?
Yes, I do.
We both know about his girl trouble.
Yizhar, do you know about your girl trouble?
Sock hat, were are you?
This is an additional half a gram.
Add a zombie mushroom.
Forget this nonsense, bro.
She's a yacht that hit a glacier.
Sitting quietly, waiting to drown.
And there are things you do not know.
He's always fantasized about her
from inside his own imagination.
Since age 13, 14, 15, 16.
Yesterday, he found out that
she isn't afraid of anything.
Do you think he will give up?
Stop. Stop.
Supplement 3.4 grams.
Sweat.
Nausea.
Chills. Noise.
Depression. Boredom.
It kicked in.
What a treat.
Oh yeah.
I feel tingling in my balls.
Write that down.
I'm so dizzy.
Please avoid operating heavy machinery.
Wow, that's amazing. Fuck.
My taste exactly.
Which part?
The fun.
You are fun and...very flexible.
Did I hurt you?
You have soul.
You have fire in your eyes.
I feel like I...
I can't believe that just happened.
You really liked that?
How you made me soar into the clounds.
Or how you made me feel not ashamed.
So you're into big girls.
Big girls are a treat.
Different from my usual, I'll admit.
I do not want to be with people
who see big girls as a fetish.
So you want to be with people
of the same body type?
Hey.
Going out tonight?
Yes, Rani and I are going
to dinner with my parents.
When will they meet me?
Who?
Your parents.
You're joking.
You said they were open minded.
Not that open minded.
What, will they not accept me?
What exactly am I supposed to tell them?
I don't know. That I'm your partner.
You...did you open an email?
Are you having a baby?
No, not right now.
Are you planning to?
Considering.
One?
One.
What will you tell him?
What will I be to him?
Do you know how long it
takes to adopt a baby?
Kind of.
A couple of years.
So?
Are you worried now?
Mastoli, where are you going?
Mastoli!
Goodbye, doll.
Hi.
Hi.
Do you think big girls are a treat?
Do you think oils are a treat?
Do you only give skinny girls a chance?
Is that my fault?
No.
So what did you come to say?
Let me guess.
If I tell you big girls are a treat,
you will not want to be with me.
Big girls are a treat.
Very funny.
Humans are very simple.
You want guys without a fat fetish.
I don't want to be a fetish.
Noy?
What?
Did you come here for my advice?
Very funny. Why?
Last time it worked, no?
I will give you the whole Torah.
So I can fly away?
My great grandfather was a dwarf from Norway.
Was obsessed with the past, past, past.
While crying about the past, he died.
What matters then?
Nothing.
My grandmother, a dwarf from Poland.
Her entire life was a frenzy
of future, future, future.
She left everything behind and came here. Why?
Ideology and promises.
With dreams how she and my grandfather would turn the world into kibbutz.
She only cared about future, future, future.
Now it is our turn.
What madness should we be obsessed with?
The present time.
Now you know.
Don't waste time.
You have opportunities.
We collect experiences.
All day, just collecting.
We just want to taste, taste, taste.
So what are you really saying?
I want you to taste.
Hello.
Very funny.
Most people close doors, not open them.
People are very predictable.
They will only want you if
they think others want you.
And that you want the whole world,
and that makes you desirable.
Is that why you're giving up on me?
Bye.
I could have been happier,
a long time ago...
If Mom hadn't insisted that I
shouldn't develop expectations.
Tilt your dead down,
a bit to the right.
Look directly into the camera.
Now, a light lip bite.
Give them a sultry look.
I'm done being fucked over.
"Yes, he pleads guilty."
"I'm a collector of experiences.
Tasting, tasting."
"Flying, soaring, clouds, lightning."
"I was with 300...
...500 boys."
"I'll tell you about them all."
"I will teach you to
be with everyone."
"I will give you wings,
so you can fly, too."
"If you can please me,
maybe I'll want you."
"If I don't want you, tuff luck."
Are you a loser?
Oh, are you a loser?
Not anymore.
Do you remember me?
The party at Titanic.
How am I supposed to remember all
the losers that come and go?
Which exit do I take to
get to the Aliza Estates?
Is it by the Caucasas football field?
No.
When I was seven, one day...
I was walking past the football field,
minding my own business.
I'm just walking and I don't
notice anyone else there.
Suddenly, a huge guy comes up
to me and says, "be careful."
He said it loud enough for the
whole neighborhood to hear.
He says, "Flea? Can I call you Flea?"
My brother, Shuki, would call me "Pashush."
I'm on high alert and rattled.
He walks up to me and gives me an approving nod.
Then, he hugs me and tells me:
"Tomeriko, you're cool, brother."
"Come, be our friend.
Hang out with us."
"Relax, man, relax."
Did you relax?
Yes, I caught by breath and relaxed.
But I didn't notice that two guys
were sneaking up behind me.
They pulled down my pants and underwear.
The first guy took a photo and
posted it all over the internet.
I'll kill him.
Hi.
Are his parents always at work?
They're in Shanghai.
It's in Silicon Valley.
It's in China.
I brought you something deadly.
Lethal is good.
Mushrooms?
That's just the appetizer.
Do you have a knife?
Always.
May I?
It's a mushroom from the Amazon.
Once a year, she blows
spores into the wind.
Fills the air of the jungle
and ants swallow it.
Unintentionally, hundreds
of thousands of ants.
Any ant that tastes it immediately
climbs the closest tree.
Climbs as high as possible then
stabs its pincers into the trunk.
When the ant wakes up, it can
no longer release its pincers.
Stuck.
It flutters hysterically until
it does from exhaustion.
Once a year, you see convoys of
ants climbing trees for no reason.
With a reason. Suicide.
The fungus takes over their brains.
After two weeks of incubation,
A new mushroom grows out
of the body of the ant.
That's how she gets to the sun.
She needs the ants to climb.
Because the jungle is dark.
Everything has a reason.
So now I'm going to
lose myself on a tree?
At the end, you should want to hug.
Sorry, can I charge my phone?
No.
I'm in a bit of a situation.
Can I charge my phone?
No.
Sorry, can I recharge my phone here?
No.
Are you ok?
Too good.
It gets better.
I think I'm having a bad trip.
Run away, "Sock Hat!"
Run away!
You cannot get to "Mirando El Silo."
What are you looking for?
Paralysis.
It causes paralysis, but
not loss of consciousness.
Paralysis?
Which girl do you feel comfortable with?
I don't know.
Mona Lisa? She's very cosmopolitan.
Hey, Mona.
Hey.
Yes, Mastoli.
Meantime, you can bunk with
me. I have a spare mattress.
What do you want in return?
Come on, sit down. Don't be afraid.
You know I love it.
I know.
You can learn a lot about the world.
"To you, my soul longs..."
Is this how you study for bar mitzvah?
No.
What are you even doing?
The Chinese are making money off you.
Copa Alek makes money off you.
The internet pays him for views.
Hey bro.
Hey bro.
I have a tempting offer for you.
Not interested.
I'll make you a YouTube star.
This will erase your memory.
The world will watch.
A new invention every day?
You won't regret it.
I want to try the real thing.
Once, only once.
You ok?
How do we get to "Mirando El Silo?"
You are safe.
You want to cross the forest?
At first, this drug will also
paralyze respiratory muscles.
You will not be able to breathe
for about thirty seconds.
Some people never breathe again and die.