Euphoria (2012–2013): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript

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Euphoria

Look, islands!

Keenan, you bastard!

Hello.
Hello.

And if he gives us a ride?

Hello.
Hello guys.

Are you heading to the Black Mountains?

The Black Mountains? Yes.



Yes, it's on my way.
It's on his way.

God, I pray that you take care of me.
Please let everything work out.

Now you.

Come on.

Up here.

When you were seven, people jumped
off the Twin Towers on live TV.

It was both exciting and
repulsive at the same time.

Parents drowned children.
Children stabbed parents.

As a seven year old boy, I
became addicted to the news.

By the age of eight, nothing
surprised me anymore.

Fuck!

At nine, you called everyone "bro."

You drank vodka every
night in the park.

You frequently hung out
at the local bar.



You thought everyone idolized you.
Your life was great.

You had between three
to nine drinks daily.

At thirteen, you were convinced
you were the black sheep of the family.

Fuck it, you just needed another drink.
No one idolized you anymore.

When you got drunk, you could
see ghosts talking to you.

When you turned fourteen,
the Ritalin stopped working.

You stopped caring about anything.

You started out every day by smoking
a joint in the school restroom.

It kept your bad memories out.

By fifteen, you became addicted to whores.

Right or wrong, you can only blame yourself.

Anger. Frustration. You focus on
covering up your frequent mistakes.

You cry every time you get drunk.

You always feel nervous and burned out.

You become friends with
gangsters for money loans.

Perfume covers your smell, and
sunglasses cover your red eyes.

You feel chest pains, and fatigue,
and indifference, and boredom.

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Keno?

Keno?

Are you hungry?

Ah, delivery.

Hello.
Hi Brother.
Do you have the ribs we ordered?

Um, no.

Don't every say your brother
doesn't care about you.

By the way, where is your brother?
My brother?

My brother?
Yes.

What's his name?
The blond one?

Why?
We're friends.

Friends?
Your generations doesn't have friends.

Since you asked.
Where is he?

Come on!

Hurry up!

Hey, Bro.
Hey, Bro.

Why the suitcases?

He practices packing.

He doesn't understand we are
on the do not fly list.

Is there something new, bro?
A girl?

What girl?
A new girl?

What's her name? Ashes? Downer?
A liquid.

I have Absinthe and Codeine.
Show me?

You can freeze these in a popsicle.

These will let you speak with god.

These have Ketamine, an anesthetic.
Very liberating.

Very liberating?

I have an inhaler that
feels like alcohol.

But without any calories.

Poppers.
Poppers?

They clear your head and make you horny.
Very horny?

This gum has been soaked
in liquid meth.

It's called Bazooka Joe.
It's very convenient.

Here.

Phosphotidyl Seric Acid.
Sounds fun.

Keep it under control.
Control?

It's a powerful laughing gas.

I filled these tiny jars with shrooms.

Easy to conceal.
I'll take two.

These were soaked in
heroin for a week.

What do you do with that?
It's a suppository.

You put it up your...

If it makes you feel
like a junkie to inject...

Hey, I'm an inventor.

Here.

This? This is the best you have, Bro?

Have anything more interesting?
Isn't that interesting enough?

She has problems.
Loses interest quickly.

Just tell her what she wants to hear.

I'm not doing that.
Whatever.

Why not?
Because.

Do you belong to her?
Brother, my friend...

I've known her for a long time.
I know what she likes.

I'm sorry I asked.
You asked.

If you get anything new, let me know.

How much do I owe you?
I don't sell to you for profit.

Why not?
I use it for research.

Thank you for everything.
Sure. You're welcome.

Good bye.
Good bye.

Hello. Is this where Heppiness lives?

Go on up.

Hey.
Hi.

So...

You always agree over IM.

Am I your only supplier?

I don't know, do you
always ask this question?

It's me, come on.

Do I even know you?

It's not important. Here you go.

Are you going to close the door first?
No one else is here.

Are you sure?
It's ok.

Are my hands too cold?
Just give me a minute.

That's better.

Is this ok?
No, it's...

Wait a second. Fuck!

Maybe your hair-loss pills hurt
your ability to have an erection.

Hair loss pills? What do you mean?
What does this have to do with hair loss?

Fuck.

Thanks.
Cheers.

We always have when you are here.
It's time.

Thank you for everything. It worked out great.
Make yourself at home.

Now you can feel free.
Just tell me...

Ginger?
Is Ginger tame?

He was easy to tame.
Ok, Sabba no, I...

No, he's cute.

Really, make yourself at home.

We made room for you in the closet.
Walla? Yes?

Walla.

What is it? Condoms?
Are you living in the 90's?

There is now a pill for that.

You're so cute.

Want to take a shower?
Yeah.

Yeah.

Good answer.

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen.

Today, our program will show you
how to prepare a new drug, "Oblivion."

It is a clear and sticky liquid.
It causes relaxation, then more relaxation.

1.5 grams of this shit will
knock your head off.

Hello?
Where are you?

Tzov, go back to the store.

Buy me butyrolacetone gamma.
It's furniture color.

I also need Draino. It contains
sodium hydroxide and caustic soda.

Just tell them you are making soap.
You think? Fuck.

It's for a girl.

What girl? What's her name?

I only know that she is having a
drink, and wants it delivered immediately.

Are your parents home?
You think?

Is everything in here?
I think so.

Hi, Elkana.
Huh?

What are you doing?
What do you think we are doing?

Looking for a fourth.
Classic.

Your brother is like a king.
I admire him.

I was invited to join their "flight."

Will you be the flight stewardess?
Very funny.

Here, fill this with water.

Hey, my show is on!
We now return to Weeks of Our Lives.

In a new drama, "The Institute."

Heppiness plays Ricky.

A boy released from a mental institution.

Who gets a girlfriend addicted
to sleeping pills and cigarettes.

Here is a first exclusive sneak peek.

...until one day, I told her,
"Honey..."

I'm the man of the house,
if it's not right for you...

...you know where the door is.

We were fifteen years old at the time.

I was messing around with Dad,
and Mom walked in and caught us.

I went to the doctor to have
a sex change and Dad...

...abandoned me there for some bitch.
Fuck!

Add 75mg of vinegar.
Ok.

It's supposed to start to bubble.

And? Is it not bubbling?

Do you even know what bubbling means?

Do you think I would dress in
crappy clothes on a TV set? Huh?

That's for me, this is our fourth.

You can disown your brother.
Fuck!

Disown.
Know that I'm a fan of yours, bro.

You have to spice up your
sex life if it gets boring.

This is my logic:

How would you like to be remembered?

Everyone responds with:

Just Google Lady Gaga and Michael Jordan.

I say, Sabba, bro...

What if you only had one week to live?
What would you Google then?

Everyone replies with, "fucking."
Now do you understand?

Fucking, steak, beer, and more fucking.

Only you can understand what you want.

Instead of living a healthy life...

live how you want to be remembered.

Why care how anyone remembers you?

Hi.
Hi.

We talked in the app.

Is she serious?
Fuck!

Sorry, must be a mistake.
Sabba?

Bye.

Wow.
Hi.

How old are you?

Seventeen.

What? Get involved with a minor?

You will find a minor that will love you.
I'm too hard-core for you.

What if I was drunk?

The world is cruel. It's not my fault.
I didn't say that.

Don't take it personally,
I'm superficial.

Tonight is all about freedom.

I have to be picky.

I've already cum three times today.

I have maybe two more times in me.

That's my dilemma.

What? Ever been screwed?

This is the game.

In another hour, you'll tell
someone else that I'm no good.

You're the first to respond to me on the app.
Walla?

It's hard at first for everyone.

You're a virgin. No experience
with sex, sex, sex.

As soon as you get fucked, boom, you will understand.

All your anxiety about sex will be gone.

Fly, fly, fly away.
What?

You are monsters.
How does it feel to reject a chubby chick?

Feels like floating on air.

After removing from microwave,
add boiling cranberry juice.

Mix it in very slowly.

Very, very slowly.

It must be a uniform texture.
Ok.

We can call him.
He's not answering.

Did she give you her name?
No, only an address.

No apartment number?
No.

No floor number?
No.
What did she say?

She never leaves the house.

Should we break in?
Can I help you?

Just looking for a place to get a drink.
Sorry?

Do you normally come here to get a drink?
Oh yeah, on the last floor.

Do we know each other?

Do we know each other?

Do you recognize me?
Should I?

They said you were looking for some "material."

It might be old news at this point.

Enough beating around the bush.
Have my stuff?

I was really chubby
until the age of six.

Want to see a picture?

Cute, right?

See, here I'm holding cranberry juice.

This guy is a wizard.
What does this do?

It...it forgets.

Will it erase my memories?
It will delete forward.

Is that what you want, Kadima?

What do you mean, "delete forward?"

Once you take it, the next
four hours will be a blur.

No matter what, I won't remember?

I won't remember anything?
We'll remind you what you did.

When you get up tomorrow morning, you won't even remember this.

Be brave and stand here.

Do you think you are running away?

What is this?
It's beer.

Don't get in the pool, and don't leave.

Ok, sure, you're thinking about it.

I'm just not sure about this.

You should test it on your dog first.

How about you?

Who's that?

Keno. This is his house.

Is that how he likes to sleep?
He loves to sleep.

Why did you bring me here?

What's wrong? It's not beautiful enough?
We had to travel forever.

What's wrong? Are you scared?

I'm not scared. I'm just not sure
how you dragged me all the way out here.

I dragged you? Nonsense.

You better watch out for me!

What's up with this place?

This can't be the right address.
Come on.

No way.

Let's go in and ask her.
Yeah, come on.

Hello.
Hello.

Is Naama here?
Naama?

No, thank you. Not necessary.

We're in a hurry.
We're looking for Naama.

Thanks.
Thank you.
You are very welcome.

Bless our food today. Amen.
Amen.
Amen.

Naama helped.
She went to Miando El Solilo.

Where?
To Mirando El Silo.

Where is that?
Very far. Behind the rain forest.

I'm going to go there one day.
How would you get there?

The "way of death" must be crossed.

Where is it exactly?
I'll let you know when I get there.

Do not photograph me, do not photograph me.
What happened?

No, you caught my soul.

Sorry, I'm sorry.

So, is this your new place?
Wow, good for you.

I'm living like the Queen of England.
Isn't it great?

You are really grounded, eh?

Yes, it is a known fact.
Gay couples are richer.

Do you know how old they are?
They seem like old men, probably around 40.

Beautiful, now keep showing me around.
Oh sure.

Not bad.

And where is your room?
What room? I sleep with them.

The three of you together?
That's the most fun.

Four hands were all over me.
It went on all night.

Enough, do you want to get fucked?
Once.

I have to.

How pathetic is it to stay
a virgin all your life?

What does that have to do with us?

Don't be naive.
Don't dig.

You sleep with people you don't even know.
Enough.

Do you know how long I have
been waiting for this?

Yes, from when you were
about twelve or thirteen.

It comes to you so easily.

Once.

This is not what you need.

That's enough.

Is it working yet? I haven't
forgotten anything yet.

You won't remember anything
tomorrow.

But I will remember that there is
something I am supposed to forget.

Will I forget that, too?

You didn't do anything worth forgetting.
Why would you want to remember that?

You're playing with my head.
Let's at least make it interesting.

How? Each of us will do something
they will regret in the morning.

What are we? Boy Scouts?
I'm bad at coming up with ideas.

No one will remember, right?

It's supposed to last for four hours.
So, what are you going to do?

I don't know.

Something you normally wouldn't
have the courage to do.

Something that would embarrass
and humiliate you.

Starting with you

What if we get up in the
morning and remember everything?

We will make sure we
forget everything.

You know what? I'm in.

If you tell anyone,
you're dead.

And I'm not supposed to admit to anything derogatory about myself.

Not now that I
have a good job.

Shake us.

I'm addicted to porn.

What?

What? Are you also
addicted to porn?

Is anyone not
addicted to porn?

No, I'm talking about you.
Five hours a day on the computer.

Shut up, shut up. Your porn addiction
isn't shocking to anyone.

You've been masturbating like an ice
cream machine since you were eleven.
That's disappointing.

Well, then I'll do something I
would really be embarrassed about.

If this interests you.

Here, is this what you want?
What you were hoping for? Eh? Here.

Ugh. Yeah, disgusting!

Does anyone want a hug?
Are you screwed?
I'm screwed.

Do you shave everywhere?
That's how it is in porn.

Ugly!

Just remember that we forget
everything by tomorrow morning.

Ok, how about you?

What would I do?

Fuck!

If you forget that, I'll
be sure to remind you!

Do you already
have regrets?

No.

Your turn.

I don't have to worry about
forgetting anything I do.

If there was anything
here that I would regret...

is that I won't remember.
What are you trying to say?

I don't know. How about,
you can hit me.

What? Are you normal?

Imagine getting up in the
morning with a black eye.

With no idea where
it came from.

No, Dogri. Are
you sane at all?

Just forget it.

Give that to me!
What are you doing?

Come on. What a
terrible idea.

Hey! Are you gay? Why are you
on top of me with a hard on?

I swear I didn't know!
I wasn't thinking of anything!

It seems to me,
this Chinese drug...

Hard as steel!

I don't understand. I masturbated
six times today.

You reject.

Get away!

Do you cut yourself frequently?

Oh, those? Those are old scars.

Rollerblades, mountain bikes...

Snowboarding, surfing...

A night of tequila, a morning of ecstasy.

Old.

And this?

I jumped into a bush.
Why?
I don't know? Boredom.

Out of boredom? You're the
most not boring girl I know.

You don't know.

It seems like a good time for us to leave.
What will you do to me tomorrow?

What?
What about tomorrow?

How do you feel?
Are you an expert on emotions, Susson?

I would like to think so, a little. We are
trying this drug out for the first time.

Emotions are all experimental drugs. That's all.

So, yes.

My grandmother holds a doll all the time.

She loves it even
though it's not real.

If something loves us, we
are built to respond back.

How is that related?

If empathy can be extracted from
a doll, anything is possible.

Just tell me what you need.

Surprise me...if you remember.
I'll remember.

If you are the magician you
promised, then you won't remember.
You're exaggerating.

I can't forget you.

Come on, Mr. Heppy.

At seven, you wanted to
be normal, not weird.

When you got to fifteen, you just wanted to be weird. But, it was no longer a choice.

So, at sixteen, you gave up. You
did everything you could to fit in.

But what happens if you
suddenly become special?

Special. Part of a small group of good friends. You would have given anything for that at sixteen.

Your world sucked when you were sixteen.

I'm seventeen now, and I sleep a lot.
What did I find?

I don't know.
You can't find it on a map.

I think we should ask around
in the village or something.

Come on, let's go.

Angelina?
Angelina, we're leaving.

Angelia? Angelina?
Angelina?

Want to hear something real?

You're the most beautiful
girl I have seen.

What will happen to us?
I'll get fat and you will be like Homer.

Where are you travelling?
The jungle.
People disappear there.

Dude, take care of your girlfriend, eh?
It's the guy with the sock hat.

Run away, "Sock Hat!"

What does it do?
Makes you forget.

Forget how much?

The electricity turned
on and I flew.

You write "Horny?"

Looking for love?
Drink the potion of loneliness.

This is a special creation.

To be clear, that is murky water.

There are things you don't know...

What's wrong with me?
Am I ugly?

Take drugs.
Who wants the truth?

Hungry, thirsty, searching...

That's crap, Mastoli.
Who will you tell?

Why do you think he lives in his imagination?
You can't just sleep for an entire year.

Which girl do you feel most comfortable with?
Hey, Mona.

I collect experiences.
Tasting. Flying. Swallowing.

I will teach you how to get anyone.

If you can please me,
then maybe I'll want you.

I want to try the real thing.

Your instincts can be overcome.
How do you do that?

I'll kill him.