Escape to the Chateau DIY (2018–2021): Season 4, Episode 10 - Episode #4.10 - full transcript

Dick, voice-over:
I'm Dick Strawbridge.

Along with my wife Angel

and our two children...

Angel: Yay!
Dick: Well done.

Dick, voice-over: We've lived
in this magnificent chateau

for the past 5 years.

Dick:
Look. Look, look, look, look,
look, look, look, look, look,

look, look, look,
look, look, look.

Angel: Oh, my God.

That is so beautiful.

Dick, voice-over:
It's not just our home...



Dick: Ahh, we're up.

Dick, voice-over:
But our business.

Dick:
You may kiss your bride.

[Cheering and applause]

Dick, voice-over: And all over
France, there are other Brits

doing exactly the same.

Woman: Oh, my God.

Dick, voice-over:
We'll follow a new wave of

intrepid chateau owners...

[Tool whirring]

Man: Open some windows.

Might help get rid of some dust.

Dick, voice-over:
and some familiar faces...

[Tool whirring]



as they take on these
majestic buildings...

and we'll reveal more about
our own chateau life.

Girl: Thank you very much.

Dick and Angel: Yay!

Dick, voice-over:
There'll be triumphs...

Woman: This looks incredible.

Second woman: You like it?
First woman: I love it.

Dick, voice-over:
and setbacks...

Man: Oh!

Dick, voice-over: as they battle
to renovate their homes...

[Clattering]

and earn their keep.

Woman: OK. I'm ready.

Dick, voice-over: But no matter
how hard the going gets...

Woman: This is probably
my worst nightmare.

Dick, voice-over: They get
to live the dream

as custodians of
their very own castle.

Today...

Woman: Doesn't look
square to me.

Dick, voice-over: One couple
gets to work in their garden...

Woman: And that top's
completely to cock.

Dick, voice-over: And risk
a flat-packed fallout.

Man: I didn't want to do this
in the first place.

Dick, voice-over:
A new gite project

lifts off at this chateau.

Man: Ian and I
is gonna shiggle it.

Woman: Shiggle.
Is shiggle a--

is it--shiggle's
the word, isn't it?

Man: Yeah, we're gonna
shiggle it.

Dick, voice-over: At our place,
it's a case of boys...

Dick: It's our own private road,

so, it has to be looked after.

Dick, voice-over:
and their toys.

And as one couple gear up
for their first-ever wedding...

Man: There's the groom.

Woman: He's forgotten
his cufflinks.

Dick, voice-over:
They're in for a shock.

Woman: George, the power's
gone off again.

Dick, voice-over:
Moving overseas to start

a new life and business

can feel like a big risk,

especially if you're sinking in
every last penny you've got.

Take the 19th-century 23-room

Chateau Gioux.

It's home to Yorkshire couple
Debbie and Nigel,

who put it all on the line

and snapped it up
for 280,000 pounds

a few months ago.

Debbie: When we first
bought the place,

you have a vision of
how you'd like it to look,

and the potential
is massive here, isn't it?

Nigel: It Is.

Dick, voice-over: Located near
Limoges in central France,

to make ends meet,
Debbie and Nigel

have opened it as a B&B,

renovating the salon
and 3 guest suites.

Nigel: You'll go backwards now.

No, that's not backwards.

[Thud]

Dick, voice-over:
But it's not been easy.

Nigel: The main thing that's
limiting us is the finance.

We can't just go out and just
buy everything we want to buy.

Debbie: We viewed it
from the very beginning

as a long-term project.

We'll do what we can
when we can.

Nigel: Absolutely,
because we can't afford

to do any renovations without
taking some money in.

Debbie: No.

Dick, voice-over: With an income
stream trickling in,

Debbie and Nigel
now want to make

their 5-acre grounds
more attractive for guests.

Debbie: So, these are a couple
of Gothic arches, heh,

that we've got to go down

where the garden finishes
and the field starts.

Quite a lot of parts,
isn't there?

[Nigel chuckles]
Yep.

Dick, voice-over:
Nigel's been roped in to help

with the unenviable task
of assembling

the two flat-packed arches.

Nigel: Oh, Debbie.
Debbie: What?

Nigel:
Didn't put these in very well.

What you doing?

Debbie: That was your side.

Nigel: Heh heh.

Dick, voice-over: If anything
can test a relationship,

a flat pack can.

Nigel: Good.
Looking good, baby.

Dick, voice-over:
First hurdle negotiated.

Nigel: Carry it down...
Dick, voice-over:
Now to position it

at the end of the garden.

Should be simple enough.

Nigel: Right.
How far?

Debbie: I'm just gonna
go up here

and have a look from here.

Go back to the other bit, Nige.

[Laughs]

Nigel: Uhh.
[Debbie laughs]

I think--
Nigel: Right.

If you can just come
and hold this, then.

Hold the middle bit.
Debbie: Yeah.

You've got another one
to drop today.

Dick, voice-over: I'd keep quiet
about that if

I were you, Debbie.

A few tweaks later

and they're back in business.

Nigel: That's where
we're having it?

Debbie: Yeah, that's right.

Nigel: That's not [indistinct].
Debbie: Right.

[Hammering]

Nigel: I'm very good at that.
What did that hit?

Debbie: There is
something down there.

Nigel: Yeah, it's bending. See?

That's no good.
Debbie: That's no good.

Dick, voice-over: Looks like
Nigel's caught between

a rock and a hard place.

Debbie: We've got a plan B.

Nigel: I think we go

for the nuclear option.

Dick, voice-over: Now, that's
a serious piece of kit.

Nigel: Not gonna
let it beat me.

Debbie: Don't think it's
overkill, Nige? The...

Nigel: It might be
a touch overkill, but...

Debbie: Ha ha!
Nigel: Hey.

One needs must.

Dick, voice-over: Well said,
that, man.

[Tool whirring]

With light work
made of the holes,

all that's left is to put
the arch in place.

Nigel: That's straight,
that's straight,

that's straight, there.

Debbie: But the top isn't.

Nigel: Yeah, it is.
Debbie: Is it?

Nigel: Yeah, compared--
compared to those two, yeah.

Want to see what
it looks like there.

Oh! Perfect.

Debbie: Are you sure?

Doesn't look square to me.

Just look--it looks
really cockeyed.

And that top's
completely to cock.

We can't--we can't
have it like that.

Nigel: I didn't want to do this
in the first place.

[Debbie sighs]
Neither did I.

Nigel: Can you just pass me
that small hammer, please?

Debbie: What are you gonna
do with it? [Laughs]

Is that for me? [Laughs]

Dick, voice-over: Don't lose it
now, Nigel.

You're too close.

[Hammering]

Nigel: Marvelous.
Debbie: Think you've
about done it.

In the face of adversity.

Nigel: I think it looks lovely.

[Debbie laughs]
Nigel: I'm really glad you

talked me into getting that.

[Slap]

Right?
Debbie: OK.

Nigel: Is it beer time?

Debbie: I think you probably
deserve a beer after that.

Dick, voice-over: Cheers, Nigel.

You can think about
that second arch

while you're enjoying
that drink.

115 miles away is the elegant

Chateau de Brives.

Sitting on 30 acres of grounds,

this 19th-century beauty

was bought 9 years ago

for 415,000 pounds

and is home to antique dealers
George and Sarah

and their children
Tatiana and Alexei.

George: I think moving
to France for me

was definitely the best decision
we ever made.

It's benefited all of us.

It really has been
a lovely experience.

Sarah: Mm. I mean,
it's wonderful

for the children
growing up here.

They've got the space,
the freedom to roam.

Yeah, we're lucky.
I think we're lucky.

Dick, voice-over:
Set in the southwest of France

near the town of Cognac,

to help fund the upkeep
of the chateau,

Sarah and George have decided
to turn their home

into a wedding venue.

Sarah: George likes to do
the big areas

and then I get called in
to do the fiddly bits.

George: Sarah always says
I'm the podger.

[Sarah laughs]

Dick, voice-over: They've plowed
their savings into

renovating the old
coach house

into an events space.

George: It's quick, isn't it?

Blimey.

Dick, voice-over: And a few
months ago,

secured their first booking,

with groom Charlie
and bride Charlotte.

Charlie: Oh,
this looks fantastic.

Charlotte: It's beautiful.
Really lovely.

Charlie: Happy?
Charlotte: Yeah,
I'm really happy.

Dick, voice-over: It's now just
two days before the wedding

and the pressure is on.

George: The first wedding is
terribly important for us,

'cause we must get it right,

because it's from this
that we get the photos

to put on the website,

the word of mouth,

uh, more bookings in the future.

But if we blow it, then, uh,

the opposite, all those things.

Dick, voice-over:
The wedding party has already

started to arrive,

but without guest accommodation,

Sarah and George are giving up
their bedrooms for the weekend

and moving into an annex.

Sarah: And then here we are.
Here's your bedroom.

Ha ha ha!
Woman: Wow.

Sarah: Charlotte's dress
will be hung up

in that room there, so, we'll

just keep that safe. Yeah.

And if you need anything at all,
just shout.

Dick, voice-over:
With the guests settled,

Sarah's on to her next job.

She's invited the wedding party
to join them

for dinner this evening

and wants everything
to be perfect.

Sarah: Sit there, please.

Dick, voice-over:
A few months ago,

Angel showed her
how to dress the table

and create a napkin flour
as a finishing touch.

Sarah: Let's--how did
they do it?

It's..

you make a kind of sausage.

Possibly something like that.

Not looking anything like
a rose yet.

Ha ha!

It's looking a bit like
a big, fat donut,

isn't it, rather than a rose?

Maybe they'll get better
the more we do.

[Laughs]

How's that look?

I don't think they look
good, do they?

Tatiana: No.

Sarah: George?
George: Yeah.

Dick, voice-over:
Time to get a second opinion.

George: I would prefer you--

you folded them, darling.

Sarah: All right.
OK, right.

Let's go for normal route.

I'm so sorry, Angel.
We've let you down.

Dick, voice-over: Oh, well.
Full marks for effort, Sarah.

And even without
the napkin flowers,

the table is beginning
to look the part.

Sarah: That's--that's better.

Dick, voice-over:
And just in time,

'cause the happy couple-to-be
have arrived.

Charlotte: I feel good.

Preparations are going well.

We haven't had too many
disasters yet, so--

Charlie: No. George and Sarah
couldn't be more helpful.

They're doing everything
they can sort of make it

a special day for us.

Charlotte: And they've
made it feel like

a real home from home, so,

that doesn't feel like
a bit of a wedding factory.

It feels very special
and unique to us,

so, it's perfect.

Dick, voice-over: With dinner
about to be served,

it's action stations
all round.

George: I want to create
a lovely atmosphere.

Dick, voice-over: Well, it looks
like you've done just that.

Woman: I like the table.

Sarah: I don't think you'll
ask me to go to the church.

[Laughter]

Dick, voice-over:
Sarah and George,

your first wedding weekend
has officially begun.

Let's hope the rest of it
goes as smoothly.

This is the splendid
Chateau de Lalande.

Sitting in 60 acres of
stunning countryside,

it's home to Stephanie,

who's run it as a B&B
and events business,

for the past 13 years.

Stephanie: One of the best
things about living

in a chateau is the sense of

constant adventure
and excitement.

You have no idea what's
going to happen next.

It's always new and also,
you never run out of projects.

Dick, voice-over: Located
53 miles from Limoges,

to boost her income, Stephanie
has recently started renovating

a Renaissance-style gite

in the oldest part
of the chateau.

Woman: Oh!
Sweetheart, this is beautiful.

Man: That's very nice.

Dick, voice-over: There's still
the salon next door to finish,

where she plans to have
made-to-measure wood paneling.

Stephanie: The thing
I'm most worried about is

the wall covering for
the room next door,

because we don't have that yet.

It has to be beautiful.

It has to be sumptuous
and in keeping with this bed.

It's got a lot
to live up to now.

Dick, voice-over: Wary the
paneling's going to be pricey,

Stephanie's keen to save money
on furnishing.

So, today, she's visiting
a local charity shop.

Stephanie: I don't have money
to burn on this

because I don't yet know
how expensive

the wall coverings and the
paneling are going to be.

So, I'm not going to buy
anything very, very expensive,

but if I can find something
at a reasonable price,

then I can get it.

Dick, voice-over:
And it's not long before

something catches her eye.

Stephanie: Yeah, look at this
detailing here.

It's really Gothic.

That's exactly what
I'm looking for.

Kind of neo-Gothic furniture
and it will actually

fit in really will
with the Renaissance idea.

It's 120 euros,
which is actually more

than I was hoping to spend
on the table.

I'll go and see if they can

make that price better
in any way,

'cause it needs
quite a bit of work.

Dick, voice-over: Looks like
a reasonable price.

[Man and Stephanie
speaking French]

Dick, voice-over:
Now get out of there before

your eyes start wandering.

You're on a budget, remember.

[Stephanie speaking French]

Dick, voice-over: Uh-oh.
She's spotted

a vintage upholstered bed.

[Man and Stephanie
speaking French]

[Stephanie laughs]

Dick, voice-over:
And Stephanie's not done yet.

Stephanie: I like it, but
have I spent too much today?

I come here for one thing
and I end up going with

things that I didn't come
to look for at all.

I do like the mirror.

Dick, voice-over: Decisions,
decisions, decisions.

Stephanie: I think
I'm going to get it.

Dick, voice-over:
Then again, at 180 euros,

just over 150 pounds,

let's hope it doesn't reflect

badly on your budget.

[Stephanie speaking French]

Today has surpassed my wildest
shopping dreams.

[Speaking French]

I'm excited about
the Renaissance salon,

but it is a bit daunting,

because I want it to look right.

I want--I want people to feel
as they walk in,

that they're walking into
something that's looked that way

for hundreds of years,
and that's

going to take quite a bit
of getting right.

Dick, voice-over:
It certainly is,

but back at the chateau,
and a couple of weeks later,

there's a hitch.

Stephanie: We got some
good news, which was

we found somebody to do
amazing wood paneling

in there for
an incredible price,

and I couldn't say not to that.

It was too good an opportunity.

So, that means
he can't come until

the end of the year,
which means that

we've got a two-month
delay there.

So, I'm cracking on
with our second gite,

which is pretty exciting,

and it's totally different
from the other one,

because the first is where
the marquis used to live

and it's very old style,

and this one is where
the groom used to live,

so, it's the opposite end

of the spectrum at the chateau,

and we're going to something
much brighter

and more contemporary in here.

Dick, voice-over: Not wanting
to put all her eggs

in one basket,
for the past year,

Stephanie's also been
working on converting

the old stables
into an apartment.

She now wants it guest-ready

to start generating income
for next season.

Stephanie: In terms of
the business,

it is really important to get

more rentable spaces,

and under French law,
you can only have

5 bedrooms rented and still
remain a chambre d'hote,

but you can have gites
on top of that,

so, it's important
for us to do this.

Dick, voice-over:
Looks like you've got your

work cut out, Stephanie.

Better leave you to it.

Less than 40 miles south
at Chateau Gioux,

Debbie and Nigel are busy
giving the place a facelift.

Debbie: I think that's
looking nice, isn't it?

Nigel: Yeah, it's
[indistinct] arch.

[Debbie laughs]

Nigel: Flower [indistinct].
[Debbie laughs]

Dick, voice-over:
With two new arches in,

next they're moving on to
the large, rather tired

roof terrace at the rear
of the chateau.

Nigel: The terrace itself is

for our bedroom at the moment,

but we have plans
of maybe moving

upstairs into the loft,
in which case

we'd have our room
as a family room

and then they'd have
this terrace

as their outside space,
so, it'd be

quite a premium room
if we could do that.

Dick, voice-over: Currently,
the terrace isn't watertight

and leaks into the room below.

To fix that, Nigel first needs

to power-wash away

years of grime.

[Machine whirring]

But he's barely started
before there's a hiccup.

[Whirring stops]

[Whirring starts]

Nigel: Got a blockage
somewhere. What?

Yeah, doesn't seem
to want to go.

[Whirring stops]

Hose pipe didn't turn up,
did it?

Dick, voice-over: The water
pressure has separated

the hose pipe from the tap,

so, it's time to call in
the cavalry.

Debbie: I'm the official
hose pipe holder.

[Laughs] Stopping the pipe
blowing off. [Laughs]

Dick, voice-over:
Oh, the glamorous life

of a chateau owner.

[Machine whirring]

[Whirring stops]

Debbie: How is it going?

Nigel: Better.
Debbie: Wow!

Nigel: Before, the problem was
you can't see

where all the problem areas are.

Debbie: God, yeah, there is
quite a lot of cracks,
isn't there?

Nigel: Filling the cracks in now

with self-leveling cement

and then cover it in the resin.

Debbie: Is it ClearPave,
the resin, then, or--?

Nigel: Yes.
Debbie: Right.

Nigel: I don't know.
[Laughter]

Debbie: OK.

Dick, voice-over:
Better crack on anyway.

All that filling in
is going to take time.

Debbie: To me, this whole area

is all a bit of an eyesore,

so, everything we're doing to
improve it is great.

Just improves the whole
look of the chateau overall.

And obviously, everybody
comes into the front,

but it's important to have
the back nice as well.

Dick, voice-over:
With the cracks filled,

Nigel can get on with the work

of applying
the waterproof finish.

Nigel: Here we go.
Let's get it on.

Dick, voice-over: But with 100
square meters to cover by hand,

rather your knees
than mine, matey.

Nigel: It's chateau on
a shoestring for us,

and this is the best way
we can do it

to make it watertight

until we can afford to
do it properly.

Debbie: Wow, Nige. Amazing.

Oh, it's gonna look so much
better, isn't it?

Nigel: Yeah.

Debbie: Well done.
Good effort.

Nigel: Thank you.

Dick, voice-over:
I couldn't agree more.

That's a big, old terrace.

You're just gonna have to keep

going there, fella.

At our place, we've learned that

chateau maintenance never stops,

from the early days of
patching a roof

with tens of thousands
of slates...

Dick: There's quite
a serious problem.

Dick, voice-over:
to the Herculean task

of cleaning over 50 windows.

Angel: Aah! I think
this is the bit

where you get a bit
twitchy, isn't it?

[Machine whirring]

Dick, voice-over:
Years later, there's still

an endless list of jobs to do.

[Slice]
Dick: Oh, there's that one!

Dick, voice-over: They might not
be the most glamorous of tasks,

but they're essential to
running a place like this.

Dick: When you buy a chateau,

you realize you're
gonna do everything,

unless you got lots of money
and you pay

somebody else to do it.

Every aspect of human life

takes place in a chateau.
[Laughs]

It's--yeah, it keeps you busy.

Dick, voice-over: With
all the comings and goings,

one job I needed
to keep on top of

was our 100-meter-long driveway.

Dick: It's our own private road,

so, it has to be looked after.

Once or twice a year,

I come out and just sort of

do a bit of scraping,
usually by hand,

but the tractor is
so much easier.

Dick, voice-over: I never need
much of an excuse

to get on my tractor.

First it's a matter
of leveling the surface...

then filling the potholes
before any visitors

to the chateau come a cropper.

And finally,
a hand-raked flourish.

Dick: This is hardly
the pristine driveway

that some chateaus have.

Not too terrible.

Over to me.

Dick, voice-over: Jobs
like this couldn't be further

from the glitz of a wedding,

but it's this
essential maintenance

that keeps our home running.

Now, what was next on my list?

Back at Chateau de Brives,

it's the day of
Sarah and George's

first wedding,

and there's no shortage
of glamour.

George: Look.
There's the groom.

Sarah: He's forgotten
his cufflinks.

[Laughs]

Dick, voice-over: Or of nerves.

Sarah: So, we're really nervous.

Really, really
nervous, actually.

George: At 6:00 this morning,
nothing was ready,

apart from the grass
had been cut

and the tents were up.

Nothing else had been
done, so...

Sarah: We've been up early
and done a lot.

Dick, voice-over: Even though
they've hired a wedding planner

to run the day,

Sarah and George
still have concerns.

Sarah: I'm most worried
about the weather,

because it's patchy,
but as long as

the rain holds off,
we'll be absolutely fine.

Dick, voice-over:
What's that they say about

famous last words?

George: It's just
starting to rain.

We've got 45 minutes.

It's OK.

Sarah: Oh, crikey.
That's bad timing.

If it really rains,
we're gonna have to change

every single plan.

I mean, we haven't moved
anything in the house.

We're just hoping it passes,

because we're not ready
for plan B. [Laughs]

Dick, voice-over: With guests
already arriving

at the local church,
there's no time to worry.

So, Sarah's checking bride
Charlotte's on schedule.

Charlotte: Yes?
Sarah: Hello.

Girl: [Indistinct].
Sarah: Hello. How's it going?

Charlotte: Yeah, good, yes.
Sarah: Oh, look at you.

You look absolutely gorgeous.

We'll leave it to you
to get ready.

Charlotte: Now? Yeah.
Sarah: Well, no, no.

Whenever you're ready.

Charlotte: We haven't
got loads of time.

We've got like, what--
[Sarah laughs]

35 minutes...

Charlotte: 35 minutes.

Sarah: We'll leave you to it.

It looks amazing.
Have fun, girls.

[Girls speaking at once]

Sarah: Yeah, she's still
extremely relaxed,

Charlotte, so...

as long as she does get there

on time, we'll be fine.

George: Car is coming.
Oh, lovely.

Dick, voice-over: And that's not
the only good news.

Sarah: Look, see, it's gone
again, the rain.

It's looking positive, yeah.

Let's just hope

that was a blip
half an hour ago.

Dick, voice-over: The sun
may have made an appearance,

but Charlotte still hasn't.

Sarah: She hasn't got
her dress on yet. Ha!

George: You put it on
the last minute.

Sarah: I know.
You do.

No, I'm a bit stressed about it.

Oh, look, guys.

They're coming down.

It's quite a special moment,
isn't it?

You look absolutely beautiful,
all of you.

Dick, voice-over:
Ah, false alarm.

It's just the flower girls.

With groom Charlie
waiting at the altar,

there's still no sign.

Sarah: Ohh.
A good 10 minutes late

and she hasn't come to
the top of the stairs yet.

[Gasp] I hear success.

She's gone back in again.
Ohh.

Come on, Charlotte.

[Laughs] I'm impatient.

I want to get it started.
[Laughs]

Dick, voice-over:
Charlotte's a tad late.

She was supposed to walk down
the aisle 15 minutes ago.

It's up to Sarah and George
to make sure

it's only the cake
that's in tears.

In central France,
with work halted

on the Renaissance gite,

Stephanie has moved on
to another

of her ongoing projects--

a guest apartment

that was once
the chateau's stables.

She's been renovating it
for the past year

in between other jobs,

but today is tackling
the bathroom.

Stephanie: I'm going to
wallpaper this room now

with the paper that
I bought in sale

about 10 years ago.

I knew I'd use it one day,

but now I'm worried.

I've got 4 rolls.
I think it might

be a bit tight.

Dick, voice-over: As ever,
Stephanie's keen

to cut her cloth
to fit her budget.

But with just enough wallpaper
to cover the walls,

any slip of the scissors
could be a costly mistake.

Stephanie: I'm measuring twice,
cutting once.

Dick, voice-over:
The paste she's using

brushes on pink to avoid
missing any patches

but dries clear.

Pretty clever stuff.

Stephanie: Right,
and it's higher.

I think I'm gonna
need your help.

I can't actually
get to the wall.

Dick, voice-over: Stephanie's
roped in workaway Natalia

to give her a hand.

Stephanie: You let me know
when you've

got enough down there.

Natalia: [Indistinct].

Stephanie: Yeah.

Natalia: Yep.

Stephanie: OK.
It's long enough.

That's the good news.

Dick, voice-over:
A bit of a stretch,

a quick check with the level...

Stephanie: Oh.

By sheer fluke, spot on.

Dick, voice-over: And with
the first section hung,

the rest follows fairly easily.

Stephanie: Well, that's awesome.

Natalia: I have the paper
here, so,

let me know if you want it now.

Stephanie: I do.
Natty, we are the dream team.

Quite high.

Are we OK at the base?
Natalia: Yeah.

Stephanie: Good, 'cause
I cut a lot here.

The top.

Right.

Dick, voice-over: Mission
very nearly accomplished.

Stephanie: And I love the paper.

It looks really, really pretty.

Dick, voice-over:
Satisfied with the progress

in the bathroom for now,

Stephanie's turning
her attention

to the apartment's wooden floor.

Choosing the right finish
is crucial,

so, she has
a big decision to make.

Stephanie: I'm gonna try
these two stains

and I'm picking this floorboard
and this floorboard

because they're both
quite badly damaged.

They're right in the
middle of where

the bed's going to be,

so, let's give it a shot
on these.

That just feels naughty.

That is a lot darker
than I was expecting,

so, it might actually hide
the marks after all.

It's probably enough to test.

I'll try the white one now.

This is a rubbish brush,
this one.

It's really stiff.

I think this just looks
as though I'm

pouring PVA onto the floor.

That's definitely not
covering the stain.

I can see already it's still...

definitely coming through.

I think I like the blue,
blue-gray.

I like this one, but

I'm going to let them dry

and have another look tomorrow

and think about how
it's going to look

with the furniture that
we've got as well.

But I'm quite drawn to this one,

and I like the fact
that it's the same color

as the stables
and the courtyard.

Dick, voice-over:
Prepping and painting
this expansive floor

is going to be no easy task.

Stephanie: This is going
to be a huge job.

I mean, just clearing the floor
so that we can paint it

and sanding the rest
of the floor,

it's really vast.

Dick, voice-over: And once
the decision's made,

there's no going back.

At Sarah and George's,
they're in the middle

of their first-ever wedding.

Sarah: Ohh.
Come on, Charlotte.

Dick, voice-over: Or at least
they would be

if the bride wasn't running
a little late.

Sarah: She's ready.
She's coming.

George: Oh.

Tatiana: She's coming.

Dick, voice-over: Finally.
The motor's running,

and with a quick dash
to the church,

the wedding ceremony
can get underway.

Woman: It gives me
great pleasure

to welcome you all here today

on behalf of
Charlie and Charlotte

to this beautiful church

in the heart of
the French countryside.

I now have the pleasure
in pronouncing you

husband and wife.

You may now kiss your bride.

[Cheering and applause]

Dick, voice-over:
With the ceremony over,

the celebrations can begin,

and with a professional
wedding planner,

and caterers on site,

Sarah and George are confident

this first wedding
will be a success.

Sarah: I think we've done
the hard part, actually.

George: I think well.

They won the home run,
as they say.

[Crowd cheering]

Sarah: I think we better
have a drink.

[Laughs]

Charlie: The wedding's
going wonderfully.

The chateau's fantastic.

I mean, everyone's commented,

everyone's said how

just lovely it is.

Charlotte: To be
the first wedding here

is really special.

Dick, voice-over:
The happy couple happy,

and with the coach house
good to go,

the guests are moving, too.

But behind the scenes,
there's a problem.

The electrics have blown.

Sarah: Are these on or not?

OK. I've seen you've got

the chateau ones on, yeah.

Dick, voice-over: It turns
out the electric ovens

and catering equipment
are tripping the power.

[Indistinct chatter]

George: How long before
the cooker's off?

Man: Uh, as soon as
the meal is served

and the cook is
finished with it.

Dick, voice-over: Quick dash
to the fuse box

and the power's back on.

Now Sarah and George
need it to stay that way

until after the food's ready.

Sarah: You all right?

Woman: It's gone off again.

Sarah: George, the power's
gone off again.

We need to turn something off.

Dick, voice-over:
With the bride and groom

about to enter the room

and problems in the kitchen,

George and Sarah's first wedding

is facing calamity.

115 miles away,
Nigel and Debbie

are giving their crumbling
roof terrace

a budget facelift.

Nigel's covering it

with a waterproof compound.

But with less than half of
the 100-square-meter

terrace done,
he's hit a problem.

Nigel: Been painting it by hand

and just using too much paint.

Problem is that it's
a textured surface.

It says that each tin'll do
50 square meters,

and each tin is doing about
10 square meters, so,

we're going to very quickly
run out of paint.

Dick, voice-over: He may want to
keep the cost of the job down,

but for Nigel, there's
no danger of him

not having the right tools.

Nigel: So, I'm going to
use the sprayer,

and it'll go on a lot--
a lot thinner.

[Spraying]
Dick, voice-over:
Fingers crossed.

But getting this terrace
fit for guests

doesn't appear to
be a one-man job.

Debbie: All right, Nige.
Nigel: Yup.

Debbie: Wire brushing?

Nigel: Yes, please.

Do you want to start
in that corner?

Debbie: Over there, yeah.
Nigel: Yeah, and then

work with--along.

Dick, voice-over:
The rusty, old railing

surrounding the terrace

also needs some attention.

Debbie: How good does it
have to be?

Ha ha ha!
Can tell I'm bored already.

Nigel: You just get
the loose sort of stuff,

you'll be all right.

You don't have to go back
to bare metal.

Yeah, that's good.

Debbie: Yeah?
Nigel: Keep going.

Only 756 to go.
[Debbie laughs]

The terrace is
really important.

Obviously, Nigel's
weatherproofing that.

It'll be nice to get
railings painted as well.

It's therapeutic in a very odd
sort of a way.

Dick, voice-over: A few days
and a whole lot of

brushing and painting later,

Debbie and Nigel can add

the final touches.

Nigel: Right.

Debbie: Who's worked
the hardest?

Nigel: You have, dear.

[Debbie laughs]

Dick, voice-over:
Just 3 weeks ago,

years of neglect
had left this terrace

leaky and crumbling.

Now thanks to
Debbie and Nigel's hard work,

not only is it protected
against the elements

but has become
a relaxing suntrap

for their future B&B guests
to enjoy.

Debbie: I'm really
pleased with the terrace.

I think Nigel's done
a fab job on it.

Nigel: Oh, thank you.

Dick, voice-over: And it's only
fair that Debbie and Nigel

give it a first spin.

Debbie: There we are.
Nigel: Ahh. This is good.

Debbie: [Indistinct].
Nigel: No, it's fine.

Debbie: Ahh.

Dick, voice-over:
These two collected the keys

to this place just 6 months ago.

Nigel: Look at this. Wow.
Debbie: We're here. [Gasp]

Nigel: It's been
a whirlwind 6 months.

Really has.

And I couldn't wish
to be anywhere better.

Debbie: No.
Nigel: I'm really happy

to be here with you.

Debbie: Oh. [Laughs]

It is an amazing--

it is an amazing experience.

Dick, voice-over:
Working on a tight budget,

they've been grafting ever since

to earn an income,

finishing the master suite
just in time

for their first guests.

Debbie: This is
Vassiviere room.

Man: Wow.
That's amazing!

Debbie: You like it?
Man: Yeah!

Dick, voice-over: They've
spruced up the sunroom

and salon,

and their success so far

is a credit to them.

Debbie: We've been
really, really surprised

and obviously very
pleased about

how the chambre d'hote
has taken off.

We'll have people in every week
without fail,

and for the first year,
that's pretty good going.

Nigel: I'm very pleased.
I didn't think we would

be as busy as we have been.

Dick, voice-over: And all of
that is just the beginning.

Debbie: The priority for us next

is probably to convert
our current bedroom

into a really nice suite
for families.

We would then move upstairs
into the attic,

so, we'd need to obviously
do some things up there.

Convert that into a bedroom
and bathroom as well.

Nigel: It doesn't feel
like work.

It's something that
we enjoy doing

and we're happy to do it.

Debbie: Mm.

Both: Cheers!

Dick, voice-over:
Congratulations on a fantastic

first 6 months.

And with bookings already
coming in for winter,

long may it continue.

At Stephanie's
in central France,

she's been working 24/7
on the new apartment

in the chateau's old stables.

Stephanie: I finally
managed to finish the floor

at 6 a.m., so, we can
walk on it now,

and I really love the color.

I like the sort of teal,

and now we're just trying to
move all the furniture in.

Dick, voice-over:
Luckily for Stephanie,

reinforcements have arrived

in the form of Isabel,

her husband Percy,

builder Ian, and Gerry.

Gerry: Ian and I
is gonna shiggle it.

Stephanie: Shiggle?
Is shiggle--

is it--shiggle's the word?

Gerry: Yeah, we're gonna
shiggle it.

Dick, voice-over:
First is a team effort

to get the new sofa in.

Gerry: [Indistinct].
Stephanie: Yeah.

Now it's went through.

Brilliant.
Isabel: You see?

I did it all.
Stephanie: You did it?

Yes, of course you did. [Laughs]

Isabel: I've seen mountaineers
do that.

[Indistinct].

Man: Exactly.
I know you would.

Isabel: And it worked.
Stephanie: [Indistinct], Gerry.

Gerry: You OK?

Man: Mind the table.

Man: Yes.

Man 2: Oh, wonderful.

Man 3: Oh, [indistinct].

Dick, voice-over:
So far, so good,

especially for Gerry.

Stephanie: Don't get
too bothered.

He's got [indistinct] now.

Gerry: No, that's
[indistinct] talk.

[Indistinct].
[Stephanie laughs]

Gerry: A nice, little kick
with a [indistinct]

to keep my energy levels up.

Dick, voice-over: The
refreshments will have to wait.

Time to get this place dressed.

And it seems
that charity shop bed

was a pretty savvy
purchase after all.

Woman: Right there.

Dick, voice-over: What was once
a rough-and-ready resting place

for the chateau's groom...

has been transformed
into a sophisticated space.

Next door, the bathroom's been
brought up to scratch

with Stephanie's old wallpaper

and roll-top bath.

And I'm clearly not the only one
who's impressed.

[Pop]

[Isabel speaking French]

It is a wonderful thing
to have achieved.

Stephanie, you are to be
thanked profusely.

[Gerry laughs]

Isabel: I honestly didn't think

there would ever be
a time in my life when

I would be able to say to you,

"You are working too hard."

[Stephanie laughs]

To the tack room.

Gerry: Yay!
To the tack room.

Stephanie: Well, now that
this is finished,

my first priority is
to sleep for several days,

but after that,
in the immediate future

is the restoration
of the chapel

and the completion of
the marquis's apartment.

It was really annoying
getting quite close

and getting the bedroom done

and then having to pause
because I really can't

do the sitting room yet,

but at least it forced
me to do this,

which is great, and I've got

something to look forward
to still,

so, this winter I'll be able
to work on that.

Dick, voice-over: It's been
a busy year for Stephanie.

She's restored a vintage
horse-drawn carriage...

Gerry: Yeah.
It's coming almost on me!

Stephanie: Hold it!

Dick, voice-over:
and transformed her terrace

into an al fresco dining area

to host none other than
her mum Isabel's big day.

[Crowd cheering]

Stephanie: I see these areas
that I've wanted to tackle

finally come to life,
and it just makes

every day happier than
the previous one.

Dick, voice-over:
With a successful wedding
under her belt,

a brand-new apartment,
and another one almost finished,

the future is looking rosy
for you, Stephanie.

I wish you all the best.

[Indistinct chatter]

Back at Sarah and George's,

their first-ever wedding
has some troubles.

Woman: We've got a bit of
a problem with the electrics,

but don't worry.

It's all right.
Don't worry.

[Sarah laughs]

Dick, voice-over: With the food
yet to be served,

they're dealing with
major power cuts

in their newly renovated
coach house.

[Sarah speaking French] No?
Woman: Oh, God.

Sarah: It's not funny
just before service.

Dick, voice-over:
A fiddle in the fuse box

and the power is restored
just in time.

Man: Introducing
the bride and groom

Mr. and Mrs. Carter.

[Crowd cheering]

George: Power's still on,

and once the food goes out,

the power'll be fine.

Dick, voice-over:
And here it comes.

Sarah: Is it OK now,
the electric?

Dick, voice-over: But even
though the ovens are off now,

once again, the power trips.

Sarah: It's a bit
worrying, isn't it?

Do you think there's
anything that we can turn off?

George: Well, no,
turn the AGA off.

Sarah: All right,
can we do that now

if you want? OK.
George: Yes.

Dick, voice-over: In
a last-ditch attempt to keep

the power on in the coach house,

Sarah's headed to the chateau.

Sarah: Oh, what a nightmare.

OK. AGA is off.

Ha ha! Let's hope
that does the trick.

Dick, voice-over:
Back at the reception,

it sounds like Sarah and
George's lightbulb moment

has saved the day.
[Crowd cheering]

Sarah: Great.
No, it's great vibes

coming from the barn.

Charlie: This is my dream.
[Laughter]

All these people looking at me.
[Laughter]

Dick, voice-over:
With the power back on,

hopefully for good this time,

the evening can really
get underway.

[Cheering and applause]

George: It's weird to think
that 6 months ago,

it was a derelict barn,

and now it's a working barn.

Dick, voice-over:
Weird but wonderful.

And while the guests
are distracted

as the cake is cut with one of
George's antique swords...

[Crowd cheering]

The building is transformed

from dining room to party room.

Person: [Indistinct], Charlie.

Dick, voice-over:
Well, Sarah and George,

sparks flew at times,
but it looks like

you've pulled off
your very first wedding.

George: We had a slight problem
with the power tonight.

I think that was due to
having electric cookers

in the catering kitchen, but

apart from that,
from my point of view,

10 out of 10.

Sarah: I think it surpassed

all of our expectations.

[Crowd cheering]

George: All right.

Dick, voice-over: What a few
months it's been

for Sarah and George

as they've toiled
to turn the chateau

from family home
into chic wedding venue.

George: Refresh.
Ready for weddings.

Dick, voice-over: They've got
their website up and running...

Woman: Perfect.

[Clattering]

Dick, voice-over: created
a splendid party venue

in their old coach house...

Sarah: I don't make them
look quite as good as

everybody--as everybody else's.

[Crowd cheering]
Dick, voice-over:
With spectacular results.

Sarah: We've had
an awful lot of visits

that have come through
the website

and we've got 5 bookings.

George: I think
5 out of 6, so--

Sarah: We're absolutely filled.

We're in it now.

George: Yeah, you know,
we're in it

for the long run now.

Sarah: And we're enjoying it.

George: Yeah, we are.

Dick, voice-over: Well done.

You've done a grand job,
and I can't wait to see

what the future holds for you.

Next week, a whole new bunch
of adventurous chateau owners

get to work.

[Clattering]

Boy: Oh, it's disgusting.

Dick, voice-over:
One couple's budget spirals

out of control...

Man: How much is it?

Woman: 3,000.

Man: 3,000 euros?

Dick, voice-over: One family
go big for a wedding...

Man: And then, of course,
you have a fabulous view,

and also, I'll be having lots of
champagne in the shower.

Dick, voice-over: I set Angel
a challenge in the garden...

Angel: This is like
a start of our

actually working out, isn't it?

Quite romantic, really.

Dick, voice-over:
And new chateau owners

want to make a big impression.

Woman: Smile!