Entourage (2004–2011): Season 7, Episode 3 - Dramedy - full transcript

♪ Oooh! ♪

♪ Yeah yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, my mind
had been enabled ♪

♪ In the memory
you overflow ♪

♪ I wanna be
your superhero ♪

♪ Even if I
tumble, fall ♪

♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ But I need you
desperately ♪

♪ You know I need you
desperately ♪

♪ I wanna be
your superhero ♪



♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪

♪ Oh yeah. ♪

- Turtle: Where's Vince?
No clue.

He'd better hurry,
I've got to meet my accountant in an hour.

You mean
Vince's accountant.

- I pay him.
- Yeah, on layaway.

Good one, E.

It's a sad day when you're
jealous of my success, Drama.

Your definition of success
and mine are way different.

Yeah, I have my own company,
you have nothing.

- He's got me.
- Damn straight, player.

I don't like you two
as a team.

Get used to it 'cause this team
is going places.

Yo yo.



Great mother of God.

You bought a motorcycle.

Don't worry, E.
Made sure to get one with airbags.

- Hilarious.
- So what's up? Are we eating?

We're done. We waited an hour.
I've got Marvin.

I'm sorry. I didn't know how long
it was going to take at the dealer.

- Anyway, what are you guys gonna do?
- Office.

We have a meeting
with an Emmy-winning writer.

Oh well, hop on, E.
I'll give you a ride.

I want to show your boy
Lavin my bike anyway.

- He's not my boy.
- Whatever. Hop on.

No, I'm not sitting on that weird little seat
and wrapping my arms around you.

- All right. Johnny, you want to race?
- No.

Come on, remember
when we were kids?

We used to race to the market
and play Street Fighter.

We were on Schwinns, bro.

Think about how much more fun this will be.
Don't be a pussy.

I'll see you there.

- Come on, E.
- We're not racing.

- Come on!
- Yes we are!

Be careful.
Drive slow.

Can't be careful.
We're racing.

Why are you taking me
to school today, Daddy?

Because I want to take some of the load off
Mommy. You know how hard she works.

- Must have done something wrong.
- No.

- What did you do, Daddy?
- I didn't do anything.

Hey, baby.

- Told you. You did something.
- Jonah: She's right.

Honey, tell them
that we're all good.

- What do you guys want for breakfast?
- French toast.

Okay, so who's come up
with a name for our football team?

I think everyone's a little sick of talking
about this, Ari.

This family is going
to own an NFL team, all right?

We're gonna talk
about it 24 hours a day.

You kept your son
up all night long talking about this.

- Look at him. He's falling asleep.
- Just kidding.

Do you know what?

I will have breakfast ready
as soon as you get ready for school.

Your father's taking you
for the first time this year

and I'd like you
to be on time.

You want me
to get him, Mom?

No no no, Jews don't
carry guns, buddy. You know that.

- The Jewish army does.
- Excuse me!

Could you please
get ready for school?

- Can you give us one second, honey?
- Okay.

What are you
so upset about?

- What am I so upset about?
- Yeah.

The slut that ruined
your best friend's career

and marriage is still
working in your office.

And if that wasn't enough,
for some reason

you were spinning her around like you'd
just won "Dancing With the Stars. "

- No, I...
- Why were you spinning her around?

Because I had just got the call
from the NFL and I was excited.

I have dreamt
since I was a kid

about owning
a football team.

I would have spun
Lloyd around

if he was in front of me.
And if I could lift him.

I don't like that girl, Ari.
I don't like her one bit.

And I still don't understand
why you didn't fire her last year.

If I was gonna fire anyone,
it should have been Andrew.

You know what?
Maybe you should have fired them both.

Oh!

- This is badass.
- You like?

- Yes.
- I fucking love it.

E must be
losing his mind.

I told him the good news
is you get into an accident on a bike,

- you don't break legs. Usually you just die.
- Hey, I've got a '60 Panhead.

We should go for a putt
this weekend, The Rock Store.

That'd be great.
Hey, want to take it for a spin right now?

I would love to. I've got to go to this auction
and buy some wine for a client.

- You do that for your clients?
- I'd like to have you believe that,

but Murray is playing golf
with Sean Connery in Scotland.

So it falls on me to do
all his bitch work.

You should hear some of the things
I made E do over the years.

I'd very much enjoy that.
Truth be told,

I'd suck herpes out
of a girl's ass for you.

- I got beef with Murray.
- Never met him.

No, why would you?
He's never here.

- Hence the empty parking spot.
- They got other things at this auction?

They got art, coins,
all kinds of shit.

- Perfect, I'll roll with.
- All right.

Pick up some things
for the house.

Or maybe I'll just raise
the bidding on Connery's wine.

I like it.
Force him out of retirement.

Actually pull in
some commissions.

Pull around,
I'll see you in a second.

So, I won
my first two Emmys

for "The Days and Nights
of Molly Dodd" in '87-'88.

I won my third
for "The Famous Teddy Z" in '89,

and then in '91 was my fourth and final
one for "Designing Women. "

All before the age of 30.

No wins after '91?

To tell you the truth, I haven't had
a produced script since '91.

Roger made so much money
in the '80s that in 1991,

much to his first agent
Ari Gold's chagrin,

- he decided to retire young.
- And now you're unretiring?

Roger lost a lot of money
in the market the last couple of years.

And my stay-at-home
husband took a lot more.

So you're just getting back
into the business for money?

I was hoping whoever
was going to write my show

- was going to be excited to work for me.
- Work for you?

Johnny, Roger is very excited.

Not to work for you,
but to work with you.

- Right, Roger?
- I'm exuberant.

So what's this show about?

It's about two brothers
who work at the Four Seasons Maui.

- You ever been there?
- No.

It's incredible.

So this show is just
an excuse to live in Maui?

And what would be
so wrong with that?

Yeah, don't worry
about that, Drama.

- Yeah, Johnny. You're gonna love Maui.
- I do love Maui.

I'm just concerned
about what the show is going to be.

I'm just concerned
you've only done sitcoms.

Mostly multi-camera work.
Have you ever done any dramas?

- I don't do dramas.
- And I don't do comedy. I'm not funny.

Lloyd sent me tape of you
and you're incredibly funny, Johnny,

even though you
don't mean to be.

As a matter of fact,
after I watched your stuff

I wrote 10 pages.
And it's good.

Here, read it.
If you like it I'll write some more.

Until then I got
a mani-pedi to roll to.

- Ciao, Lloyd.
- Bye, sweetie.

- Take care, Roger.
- Yeah.

- Well?
- What's with the arrogant has-been?

I thought we were gonna get some high-end
showrunners in here.

- I'm setting all I can.
- What about Dick Wolf?

He personally told me I was great when
I played a streaker in "SVU."

Drama, we've been calling everywhere.
We're gonna keep looking.

In the meantime,
let's just read Roger's script.

It was written
just for you.

Hopefully I'm not based
on his stay-at-home husband.

What would be so wrong with
playing a stay-at-home husband?

Nothing, Lloyd.
Nothing.

Take it easy.

- You don't seem happy, Marvin.
- Your business stinks.

And you don't pay me.
Why would I be happy?

- My business is growing.
- You lost two grand last month.

Yeah, but I lost three grand
the month before.

That's because you
stopped eating lunch.

- There's got to be something I can do.
- Take out an insurance policy,

fake your death. We'll mail you some cash
to Guatemala or someplace.

Can you at least try and take
this seriously, please?

Hey, I'm dead serious.
You are running out of cash and fast.

I sank every dollar I had
into this, Marvin.

Yeah, I know that.
And Vince sunk in about 30 grand also.

Sunk being the operative word.

Nobody thought I could
pull this off when I started.

And look, I put together
a real business.

Turtle, it's admirable what you've attempted.
I really mean that.

And to tell you the truth, you're costing
Vince a lot less money now

when you're working
than when you weren't.

But you're gonna
run out of cash soon

and you cannot get any more money
from Vince. That bank is closed.

You'd better figure out
something else and quick.

Ari, Ari, Ari.

Barbara, Barbara, Barbara.
Did you have a stroke and now stutter?

Is there something going on
that I should know about?

- Something going on?
- With the NFL?

- Who told you?
- People are talking.

- What people?
- What difference does it make?

- Is it true?
- Yes, it's true.

I was going to talk
to you about it today.

What does it mean?
Are you leaving here?

- Of course not.
- That's not what people think.

What people?

The people who are talking.

Let's straighten it out.
Let's get the people to stop talking.

Everyone,
conference room quickly!

And quickly means run!

Ari, can we go
to lunch today?

- What? No, why?
- I need to talk.

Email me. Okay, people,
here's the thing.

This merger has made me more
famous than I ever wanted to be.

I don't want to be known,
I don't want to be talked about.

I have ears everywhere.

Let me just say
that if those ears

hear about anyone talking about me,
that person will die.

And I'm not threatening your jobs,
I'm threatening your lives.

And I'm serious.
But here's what's happening,

in case any of you have heard.

I'm bringing an NFL team
to Los Angeles.

And it won't affect
this company, by the way,

except we all might have
really good football seats.

Mike Ovitz couldn't do it.
I will.

Shh.

The NFL has
a prestigious reputation.

What you say and do
can affect mine.

Don't. Shh.

- Ari.
- Didn't I tell you to email me?

- Are you mad at me about something?
- No.

It was you who was twirling me
around in front of your wife.

I'm not mad at you.
I'm just busy. What's up?

Okay. I want to
ask you a question.

And I want you to think about it
before you answer.

- Speak.
- Andrew has left us.

- He's obviously not coming back.
- He is in rehab.

And when he's done rehabbing

- he's coming back.
- Okay, in the meantime...

I'm gonna be looking for someone else
to run the TV department.

- I don't think you need to.
- No.

- I didn't even ask you yet.
- No.

And you didn't take time
to think about it like I asked.

I just took time to think about it
and the answer is still no.

Okay, Ari, name one person
who is more qualified than me.

I don't know the names

of any people
in the TV department.

And the only reason
I know your name is the reason

no one is heading
our television department.

- It's no way to move up.
- Completely unfair.

Tell that to Andrew's
fatherless children.

Ari, I have delivered
for you and this company.

I have kept Aaron Sorkin
happy since Andrew left.

I have signed
three top showrunners.

I have packaged four TV shows

and I've been dealing
with all the TV talent

that everybody else
had been ignoring.

My work speaks for itself

and I would like you
to reasonably consider that.

Well, since you
put it like that, um, no.

Ari, I'm not satisfied.

I'm sorry, kid, but I'm not the man
who's gonna satisfy you.

Tell Murray to fuck off.

He says if you don't get the wine,
don't bother coming back to work.

Is that a joke?
Are you kidding me?

- I'm afraid not.
- Did you tell him I'm here now?

Of course, but he still wanted me
to pass along the message.

Do you really want me
to pass back "Fuck off"?

No. I'll tell him myself
when I speak to him.

- Vince: See you later.
- See you soon, Vince.

- All good?
- Yeah.

- You sure?
- My boss is a fucking prick.

E says he's a nice guy.

E's marrying his god-daughter.
What else is he gonna say?

I hear you.

- How cool is this?
- It's very cool.

That is the skull of a recently discovered
species of allosaurus.

It's Adrian Peterson's.

- Hey, Adrian.
- Vinnie Chase.

- I haven't seen you since New Orleans.
- Yeah.

- Hey, tough loss.
- They're all tough.

You guys trying
to buy my skull?

We were just browsing.
Why are you selling it?

Yeah, was Visanthe Shiancoe
trying to use it as a cup?

Funny.
Just an investment.

A very good one at that.

This is one of the most
rare skulls in the world.

Really?

Even more rare
than the one Nicolas Cage has.

Nicolas Cage
has a dinosaur head?

I'm sure at this point
the IRS has a dinosaur head.

Quite possibly.
But he did outbid Leo for one in 2007.

What did he pay?

$275,000 I think.

Wow. And you think
this would go for more?

- It should.
- It better.

- Good seeing you, Vince.
- Hey, see ya.

You really think this would go for more
than $275,000?

Anything is possible
at an auction.

But maybe somebody'll get lucky.

She wants to fuck.

You think I have to buy
the skull in order to?

It couldn't hurt.
Oh, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.
This is perfect.

- Do you know Randall Wallace?
- Not personally, but I loved "Braveheart. "

- You have to meet him.
- You have to introduce me.

After you, please.
Hey, Randall.

- Hey, Scott Lavin.
- Oh, Scott.

- Yeah, how are you?
- Good to see you.

- Good to see you. How's Murray?
- Murray is, uh, dead.

I'm kidding.
I'm totally kidding.

Listen, you know
Vinnie Chase?

Not personally, but I've wanted to meet
you for a long time. I'm a huge fan.

He was just saying
what a fan of yours he was.

Just now.
I can't wait to see "Secretariat. "

It's testing through the roof.
I can't wait for you to see it.

I tried to sign Randall at the "Pearl Harbor"
premiere. You remember that?

Yeah, you were still
in the mailroom at the time as I recall.

You have a very good memory.
It's true.

Why haven't you guys found
something to do together?

- You've got to find something.
- Vince, I've got the perfect thing for you...

a Stan Lee superhero.
It's called "Air-Walker. "

- Interesting.
- I know you did "Aquaman. "

But this has a whole
different feel.

- David Benioff wrote the script.
- Really?

Yeah, and I've been calling Ari
and I don't get a callback.

Talk to Scott.
He's right here.

Immediately call me this week.
We'll get into it.

I'll do it.
I'll call.

- Good to see you.
- You too, Scott.

- See you later.
- Nice to meet you, Vince.

I think it's hysterical.
I know it's only 10 pages but it's funny.

Well, I don't get it
or know how to make it funny.

You don't have
to make it funny. It is.

- But I'm not funny, bro.
- Yes you are, Drama.

That guy Roger was right.
Just play it straight.

Come on, read with me.

I don't think you opposite me
is gonna bring out my best.

Will you just read?

"Why do you think that girl
was looking at you and not me?"

- "Well, look at me. "
- "Look at me.

I think there's a whole
universe of women

that would look at me
as better looking than you. "

"I'll agree, but while we're
living in this universe

let's assume
she was looking at me. "

What, I'm playing
the ugly guy?

No, you're playing the not-as-good-looking-
as-the-really-good-looking guy.

- Yeah, good luck casting that.
- See that, Drama? You are funny.

- You know what? Let's call Yagoda.
- Let's.

In fact, let's just bring
it over to him. Come on.

Do you really need me or can I go
back to other parts of my life?

You love hanging with me.

Besides, now that your boy Lavin stole Vince,
who else you got to hang with?

We'll hang later.

Your loss.

I'm just asking
for a favor.

We barely make
salary now, Turtle.

But God knows how much
you make in tips.

Tips are down
with the economy.

And mostly we get cash offers
to give blowjobs.

So is that what you're asking us
to do to make decent money?

Of course I'm not,
but I got no choice.

If I want to expand
I've got to make more money.

In order to make more money
I've got to pay you guys less.

- How much less?
- Half.

- What?!
- And I can't pay for your lunches anymore.

- Well, what if we say no?
- You could stay on,

but I'd be looking for replacements
willing to work cheaper.

You're gonna be looking
at some butt-ugly replacements.

Come on, Sarah, please.

- I'm sorry, honey, I can't do it.
- Abby?

I can't either.
I'm barely making rent now.

Seriously, Turtle, we can make
more money being extras on a set.

We were doing this because it gave us
more free time to work on other stuff.

- Sorry, Turtle.
- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry.
- Me too.

- Turtle?
- Yeah?

Any way we can
get our checks today?

Tomorrow. Just got to transfer
money into that account.

- Oh God.
- Yeah, I thought so.

- What?
- Bye, Turtle.

Ari.

Didn't we already top our one
conversation per day rule, Babs?

I want to talk about Lizzie.

Oh, Jesus, she went running
to her grandmother.

I think she's a star.

And I think she's a star
who we can get for a lot less

than anybody we bring in from
the outside to run our TV department.

Why don't you run
the TV department?

- Why don't you?
- Barbara.

Is this because of what
happened between her and Andrew?

It's because I don't
think she's ready.

- Well, I think she is.
- She looks 21.

- Her looks don't matter.
- Really?

We'd still have the head of our TV
department if that were the case.

- So it is about that.
- No, Barbara, it's about...

Ari, she's going to quit
if we don't give her what she wants.

- She said that?
- Yes, and I'd hate to lose her.

- Well, so would I.
- But?

But she's not ready.
And threatening to quit

'cause she didn't get
her way proves that.

Everyone knows
I don't respond to threats.

And neither should you.
I'm calling her bluff.

She's gonna be
a superstar, Ari.

I'm calling her bluff.

So tell her to show us
her goddamn cards.

Maybe I should have
a say in this too.

You had your say
and you were overruled.

You don't get
to overrule me!

Barbara, this girl caused
the demise of my best friend.

You take up her cause now
and it'll be the demise of us.

Tell her to keep
her pretty head down

and when she's ready
she'll get hers.

Maybe I'll just tell her
you're a jackass.

Oh, good cop, bad cop game.
I like it.

Maybe later we can
role-play, huh?

Is it just me or would you look
great in leather pants and a gag ball?

A toast to Bond
for this fine wine.

Yeah, I'm a dead person.

Are you really
afraid of Murray?

Come on, like you said,
I'm a client too.

Fuck Murray. I am not afraid of Murray.
I'm afraid of Bond.

We'll buy him more.

"We'll buy him more. "
This is rare shit.

I know, and rare shit
tastes amazing.

Yes, it does.
Oh, well.

- I'll just blame Murray then.
- Now you're thinking.

Come on, guys,
are we playing or what?

Yeah yeah yeah, we're playing.
Come on, let's play.

One second.
Turtle.

- Where you going? Let's hang.
- Got to wash the cars.

Don't you have someone
to do that for you?

Cutting costs.

All right, I'm back.

- What are we playing?
- Truth or Dare.

That is my favorite game
in the whole wide world.

Great, I'll go first.
Truth.

Okay, which one of us
do you want to fuck more?

Really? You could ask me anything
and that's what you want to know?

- Mm-hmm.
- Here's the good news, ladies.

One way or another,
everyone's gonna get fucked.

- Okay?
- All right.

"Look at me. I think there's a whole
universe of women

that would look at me
as better looking than you. "

"I'll agree, but while
we're living in this universe

let's assume she
was looking at me. "

"Assumption denied. "

- Maybe you are funny.
- That's what I learned today.

The only problem I see
is I'm also good looking.

So who are we gonna find
to play the second male lead?

- I got a great idea.
- What? What is it?

Let me see what I can do first.
I don't want to get you excited.

I'm already excited.
Look at me.

Johnny, you really are funny.
You know what?

Get out of here. I've got work to do.
I'll call you in a little bit.

- All right, Phil.
- All right?

Alex?
How are you?

- Not happy.
- What's wrong?

Well, that check
you gave me... it bounced.

Shit. I'm sorry.
I should have called

and told you to hold off
cashing it till tomorrow.

- Yeah, you should have.
- Just some banking issues. I'll sort it out.

When? 'Cause I really
need the money.

You can cash it
tomorrow for sure.

But if it's an emergency
I'll get it done today.

Okay, thanks.

You know what?
It's fine.

I'll wait till tomorrow. I just thought you
stopped payment or something.

- Why would I do that?
- I don't know.

'Cause you didn't
really want to pay me.

Why do you think
I'm such a bad guy?

I don't. I've got trust issues.
I'm working on it.

Sorry, I've got problems too.
All the girls just quit.

What, did you try
to fuck them also?

- No, that was just you.
- So what's the problem?

Cutbacks.
Business isn't great.

I thought you were
doing so well.

I tend to project an air of confidence.
Makes the workers feel good.

- I'm sorry to hear that.
- It's not your problem.

Well, it is if that check's
not really gonna clear.

No, it'll be fine tomorrow.

I know.
I was just kidding... sort of.

You know what?

If you want, you can come by today.
I can give you cash.

Really?
You sure?

Totally. And I'll keep
my hands to myself.

- You'd better.
- All right, I'll see you in a little.

Okay, bye.

I feel good.

Drama's good, Vince seems happy.
We're good.

Are you convincing
me or yourself?

- Whoever it's working on.
- Neither.

But you are right
about one thing...

we are good.

Actually, Drama's
pretty good too.

Well, what are you thinking?
Vince isn't okay?

I don't know.
Something's up.

I mean,
he shaves his head,

forces Cassavetes
to push back his reshoot schedule.

I think you just need
to get used to letting go

and let Vince figure
stuff out on his own.

Yeah, you're right.

I've got a great job,
great fiancée.

I probably should have
put you first, right?

Yeah, you probably should.
I'm proud of you, babe.

I love you.

Relax, okay?

We're gonna have
a wonderful night.

Everything's gonna be okay.

- You guys want another drink?
- Oh yes, thank you.

- Grab another bottle.
- All right.

I like her. I like you.
I like you more.

Maybe you could come visit me
while I'm hotel living in Maui.

- That would be amazing.
- It's paradise.

The Four Seasons has the most
incredible infinity pool

- overlooking the ocean.
- Alex: Hello?

Hello. Come to the party.
Sit, please.

- No.
- What's up, Alex?

- Let's go in here.
- Oh, sorry.

Isn't that the girl
that won't fuck him?

- She was.
- Go, Turtle. Go, Turtle!

All right, it's all here.
You can count it.

- It's not counterfeit, is it?
- Not as far as I know.

Thanks, I actually
really needed this.

You and I both.

Wow, you're really
in bad shape, huh?

I'll be all right.

Um, listen,

I've got a way we could
both make some money.

You gonna sell my kidney
on the black market?

I hadn't thought
of that, but maybe.

I actually have a friend

I was gonna hook you up
with before I quit,

but then I just said forget it.

- What friend?
- This guy down in Mexico.

I don't deal drugs, Alex.

I mean, I used to sell some weed
in high school, but not anymore.

It's not drugs.

What is it?

Come down to Mexico with me.
I'll introduce you.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Okay, 10 more seconds.

10, nine...

...eight, seven...
- It's my producer.

- Hey, Phil.
- Hey, John.

You've got to speak up.
It's kind of loud in here. I can't hear you.

John Stamos, John.
Can you hear that?

- John Stamos?
- Yeah, think he could play the other guy?

Maybe, I don't know.
You think he's better looking than me?

Maybe, John. Anyway, he likes the idea
and the network loves him.

They said if he's in,
they're in.

- So we're all in.
- He wants to meet you, approve you.

- Stamos?
- Yeah.

Needs to approve me?

Come on, John,
I'm gonna set this up.

- This is really really good.
- Okay.

- Aloha, baby.
- Aloha.

Hey, Johnny,
how'd it go?

John Stamos
may be my co-star.

- Ooh, he's cute.
- Awesome.

- Yeah, I'm gonna call E.
- Tell him to come by.

- Yo.
- Phil thinks we can get John Stamos.

- Oh, wow.
- You think he's better looking than me?

Um, I don't know, Drama.

Ask Sloan.

- Drama.
- Ask her.

Do you think John Stamos
is better looking than Drama?

- No way.
- Shit.

Hope the network
thinks so.

Yo, E,
get your ass over here

and come celebrate
with the Chase men.

I'm having dinner
with Sloan.

I didn't want to bother you, but life
is passing you by, buddy.

- I'm happy right where I am.
- Scott: Vince!

Vince, we're having a party.
Come on, get off the phone.

Who's that? Is that Scott?
You guys still hanging?

- Yeah.
- Watch out for him, Vince.

Don't be paranoid.
What am I, 12?

Hey, is that E? Tell him we might have
found your next script.

- What's he saying?
- Nothing.

He introduced me
to Randall Wallace today.

He's got a potential
movie for me.

Hello?

- Yeah.
- Vince, get off the phone.

We're not done
with our game yet.

You know what, E?
I've got to go.

Go.

I love you.

Hello?
Anyone home?

What, everyone's
mad at me now?

No, I was never
mad at you, Daddy.

I'm cool, Dad.

- Where's Mommy?
- Kitchen, still mad.

- Babs.
- She quit.

Come on,
where's she gonna go?

I don't know, Ari.
But my guess is many will want her.

I'm not gonna give her
a good recommendation, are you?

I think this was
a mistake, Ari.

You've been heard.

A big fucking mistake.

- Baby.
- Hey.

Got rid of Lizzie.

What, you fired her?

She's done.
She's gone.

- Well, now I feel bad.
- Well, don't.

Honey, she'll be fine.
What about us?

Come on, baby.

Yo, E.
What's good?

You tell me.

You know what?
Spending some time with your boys,

realizing maybe you're not
as soft as I've been treating you.

- No.
- So I think we should be friends.

We can be friends, Scott.
Just don't bring Vince

projects anymore, okay?
I do that alone.

Don't be territorial with me.
We both rep him.

No, Scott, we don't.

Whoa, hey, this is
a team company, E.

That all comes down
from your soon-to-be godfather-in-law.

- Where's Vince?
- He is in the can.

He got called out on a dare
and he's in there with two girls.

You guys are playing
Truth or Dare?

"You're playing Truth or Dare?"
What, are you too mature?

I've got an idea.

I double dare you to
arm-wrestle me for Vince.

Do you want to hit me as hard as you can?
'Cause you can.

I'll let you. Let's go punch for punch.
Shots in the face.

- I go first.
- Careful, Scott.

- E's pretty scrappy.
- Is he really?

I'm not worried.
Go ahead, you take the first shot.

I'm not gonna punch
you in the face, Scott.

You're not?
What if I do that? Then what?

Drama: Great mother of God.

- What happened?
- E broke it.

That's not my hat,
is it, bro?

♪ Said you wouldn't be home
late tonight ♪

♪ I gave up waiting
at 17 past midnight ♪

♪ Now my only company's
a half full glass of wine ♪

♪ You leave me no choice
but to plot my revenge ♪

♪ It's been so long ♪

♪ Since I held your hand ♪

♪ You don't know
how hard... ♪