Entourage (2004–2011): Season 4, Episode 11 - No Cannes Do - full transcript

Vince and co. are headed to Cannes for the premiere of the Medellin, but it's complicated when LAX is shut down due to a terror alert scare.

Did you know that we've been on the
phone for... 97 minutes?

Well, I needed something
to pass the time

before "The Pussycat Dolls"
comes on.

You're obsessed, you know that?

Hey, some people turn
to drugs or alcohol

in times of sadness.
I myself have reality TV.

- That's just weird.
- I know.

Look, why don't you
come meet us tonight,

celebrate with us
before we leave for Cannes?

I'm not crashing a night out
with your guy friends.

You wouldn't be crashing.
They've been dying to meet you.



No, thank you, Eric.

Look, do you really not want to go

or do you just want to see
who gets kicked off?

- I can't say.
- All right, compromise:

Get the results, come meet us after.

- Okay, fine.
- All right, great.

I'll call you when
I know where we're going.

Okay. Bye, Eric.

All right, bye.

How long have you guys
been standing there?

- 97 minutes, E.
- Jesus.

So what's all this chitchat about
between you and your clush anyway?

- My what?
- Your clush... your client crush.

- I like that.
- Funny how he always



warned me about mixing
business with pleasure.

I was trying for pleasure first.

Aha! He's admitting to it.

No one's hiding anything.
I like her. She's cool.

- So don't hit on her.
Hey, come on.

Who would do that?

Excuse me.

- Look at you. How are you doing?
- Hey.

Good to see you.

Don't think about kissing me, Turtle.

What's up, Sam? How are you doing?

Sammy, the place is
looking good, bro.

Congrats on Cannes, babe.
Why don't you guys

go grab our table
and hang out the rest of the night?

- Are the drinks on your tab too?
- The way you drink, Drama,

it's like giving Turtle
here keys to a whorehouse.

Oh, come on, you cut me deep, man.

Thank you, Sam. I appreciate it.

- Yo, yo, yo, yo! The boys are here.
- What's up, kids?

Nobody told me Walsh was coming.

I didn't want to hear you complain.
Hey, how is it going, Billy?

Great. I'm great, though spending
30 minutes alone with this guy

is sort of painful. You know
he's bringing his wife to Cannes?

No. Bringing your wife?
It's supposed to be a boys' trip.

Vinnie, when you get married,
you realize

that a wife is like a herpes sore...

She comes and goes
when and where she pleases.

Get some VALTREX, 'cause the rest
of us are gonna be yachting

and boozing it up
with bronze-looking broads.

I'm already preparing myself
by working on my foreign speak:

"J'ai dirige ce film.

- Voulez-vous avoir le sex?"
- What does that mean?

It means,
"I directed this film. Wanna fuck?"

Oh, Billy.

- Hilarious.
- Stop kissing my ass, Drama.

To the bar, come on.

- They like each other, huh?
- Yep.

And I heard
you really liked Walsh's script.

So?

So do you really like it
or are you just trying not to get

completely pushed out
of the project?

- Fuck off, Ari.
- Did you really like it?

I hated it, but the guy
already committed to doing it.

I'm just trying to be positive.

Wow. After five years

you finally learned how to lie.
Welcome to Hollywood.

- Hey, double suits, get in here.
- All right.

To the time of our lives

we'll all soon be having in Cannes.

Yes, sir.
- Except Ari.

There's Anna.

- You know Anna Faris?
- Yeah, she's E's new client.

Nice. Love Anna Faris.

Introduce me, Suit.

What do you want me to say?
He wants her in the movie.

- As what?
- My brother.

As your brother?

I was hoping I'd get a shot
at your brother, bro.

No, after meeting Anna he decided
to change the part to my sister.

- That's ridiculous, Vince.
- Beyond ridiculous.

No, it's not. He wants to add
some lightness to the movie.

- I can be light.
- And I already told him

he's not allowed to hit on her,
so don't worry about it.

- I'm not worried about that.
- Good.

So we'll set a lunch
for the four of us, okay?

Okay.

Hey, guys, I think
we should cancel the trip.

- Why?
- It's the news.

The attorney general did not get

into the specific details
concerning the elevation

of the Administration's
terrorist attack advisory alert to red...

Wow. Tough break, baby.
I guess you're not going.

Well, I gotta go.
Cannes is work for me, so...

Don't start, Ari.

Baby, we are parents now. We have
a responsibility to our children.

You know how much
I hate flying together.

Well, with this looming
threat hanging over us

it would just be irresponsible.

Why don't you just say that
you don't want me to go?

I don't want... I don't want our
children to be orphaned.

That's very sweet, Ari.
And you know what? I won't go.

You're actually not gonna go?

No, seriously.
I didn't really want to go anyway.

You don't want to go to Cannes?

Do you think I care that much
about the film festival? I don't.

And there are a ton of things around
here that I could be doing.

- Really?
- Really.

- You're not mad?
- No, I'm not. I'm fine.

You're the finest woman
a man could ever not have with him.

I think it would
be a mistake for terrorists

to try and take over
any plane that I'm on

'cause let's just say
I'm always ready to roll.

Could we stop talking
about this, please?

It's really just
that you're afraid of flying, Turtle.

I don't think the terrorist
alert has anything to do with it.

I'm not afraid of flying, Vince.
I'm afraid of crashing.

I think he's afraid of flying
commercial, is his real problem.

Is it so bad to long for a private jet?

- No lines, no delays, no shoe bombs...
No money.

A private jet to Cannes is
100 Gs each way, Turtle.

How can you put a price
tag on personal safety, E?

Johnny, just give him
one of your Xanax already.

I will not. Nobody traveling with me

takes a tranquilizer
till we've arrived.

- Why?
- In case anything goes down

we need all the manpower alert,
not comfortably numb.

Jesus, looks like downtown Baghdad.

That's good... Lots ofsecurity.

Yeah, no one's blowing up in Baghdad.

There's Billy.
Great.

- What's up, Billy?
- Hey.

The plane's been
delayed three hours.

What? Why? Is there a bomb scare?

No, Turtle,
I'm sure it's just so that they can

check everything more carefully.

No, actually there is a scare, Vince.

Turns out it's specific to L.A.X.

Jesus.

Can you imagine if we went down
on the way to Cannes, though?

- We'd be remembered forever.
- Yeah, not all of us would be.

Yeah, but the three of us would be.

You know, I used to fear
traveling with you, baby bro.

I thought if we crashed
the press would say,

"Vincent Chase And Brother Perish. "

But now with a hit TV show
I'm quite certain they would say,

"The Chase Brothers Perish. "

Fuck, I'm ready for whatever happens.

So what should we do
for the next three hours

- besides celebrate your obituary?
- Run.

I was thinking we'd go meet with Anna,

talk about getting her in this film.

- I set a lunch for next week.
- So move it up.

I want to get her hooked
so I can start rewriting on the trip.

I don't know where she is, Billy.

Call her and tell her that Billy
Walsh has got a movie role for her.

I'm quite sure she'll come a-running.

Yeah, why put off till tomorrow what
you can accomplish today?

All right, I'll see where she's at.

- What about us?
- You can come.

No, me and Turtle
ain't going nowhere.

Oh, we're not?

No, we're gonna sweep
this entire airport

for suspicious
and unsavory characters.

Get out of here.

Look, Turtle, you're getting on that
plane in three hours either way,

so would you rather seek out
terrorist scum

here on the ground now
or 35,000 feet later?

Fine.

Yo, we're on. Let's go.

Hey, and seek out Ari too.

He's gotta be
around here somewhere.

I confirmed 30 minutes ago
and no one said a word.

- Sir, I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?

Tell that to my work that's not
getting done that could have been

getting done if I knew
I had three hours that you're sorry.

Sir, this has been
an extraordinary day.

- We're at code red.
- Please, come on.

We're at code red every time the
president has a loose stool.

Sir, may I suggest
you lower your voice

before a National Guardsman
mistakes it for a threat

and inadvertently shoots you?

My plane's been delayed
for three hours, Lloyd.

And your wife is not going to Cannes.

Oh yeah? So what? How do you know?

- I spoke to her, Ari.
- You did? Why? What'd she say?

She's fine with not going, right?
She said she's fine.

"Fine" is not fine, Ari,
not when it comes from a woman's mouth.

So no, she's not fine.

And somebody else is also not fine.

- Oh yeah? Who?
- Me.

What's your problem?

You said if your wife
didn't go to Cannes, that I could.

- When did I say that?
- When you said

it wasn't time for me
to get promoted yet.

You know what, Lloyd?
I'm in the middle of a code-red alert.

We've got military police everywhere,

German shepherds
ready to attack at a moment's notice.

I'm facing three-hour delays

and an uncertain, unsafe future,

so get off my ass and go get
my wife her favorite flowers.

- Do you even know what those are?
- No, but you do.

Remember that. And remember

I also know what my favorite
Teuscher chocolate truffles are.

Send yourself a box, Lloyd.

Okay, but this discussion
is not over yet, Ari.

Yeah, it is.

I need this role to be self-aware,

but with a subconscious lack of
understanding. You understand?

Not totally. Is that bad?

When you read it, Anna,
you'll understand.

Exactly.
I express myself better when I write.

The important thing
is that I've seen "Scary Movie" 10 times

and I know you can bring it for me.

- Really?
- Really.

Is he being serious?

Because I can't tell
if he's making fun of me.

- What's wrong with "Scary Movie"?
- I love "Scary Movie. "

It just doesn't seem
like it'd be your thing.

What do you think my thing would be?

"Blue Velvet" maybe,

or "Henry: Portrait
of a Serial Killer. "

I've seen them both 20 times also.

I'm a cinephile and I see everything.

I've seen
"Lost in Translation" and loved it.

And I've seen "Just Friends"...
I loved it too.

I see a contrast in you and me

that I think would work
perfectly for this film.

And I would be honored
if you just gave it a read.

Ah, there's a good-looking
group, huh?

And I do feel safe with nuns.

- Not me.
- Oh, come on.

God wouldn't take down
a plane full of nuns.

I gotta believe in at least that much.

I believe it too, Turtle,
but what if they're not nuns?

What else would they be?

What, you don't
think it's odd that a group of nuns

is traveling to the South of France?

Since when can't nuns
vacation, Drama?

They can, but just not
to places like Cannes

in the biggest party
season of the year

where girls
roam the streets topless.

Maybe it's a missionary trip
and they're there

- to convince the girls to cover up.
- Maybe.

- Oh, Jesus.
- What?

I'm fine with the nuns.
It's this guy that scares me.

No profiling, Turtle. I don't believe it.

Have you seen "24," Drama?
'Cause I have.

- All right, let's make a move.
- What kind of move?

The same kind of move I made

when I was terrified
of Pete Minetto in high school...

we befriend him, make him love us.

That way when he seizes the plane
and starts executing people

he let's us go free.

I don't want to befriend him.

Then I'm gonna
feel no guilt if I survive.

Are these seats taken, my friend?

Great.

I'm Johnny. This is Turtle.

Oh, and this is Ari.

Ari...

Ari's fucked.

I'm an actor. What do you do?

MRS. ARl: I'm fine.
I don't know what you're talking about.

If you're fine,
why are you out shopping for cars?

What does one thing
have to do with the other?

I want a new car. What, I can't have
a new car if I want a new car?

- It's my money also, Ari.
- You can have a new car, baby.

Just calm down. I'm just
saying you might want to go home

because there are probably some

beautiful new flowers
waiting for you.

Why are you sending me flowers? Are
you feeling guilty about something?

I'm not feeling guilty, baby. You're
happy. You're fine with not going.

And you're happy I'm not going.

- Baby...
- How much are the Maybachs?

- I'll call you back, Ari.
For rescheduling.

Again, ladies and gentlemen...

You gotta be shitting me.

- Baby...
- This is not your baby, Ari.

This is your
underappreciated assistant.

- What do you want, Lloyd?
- I spoke to my therapist

and he said
I should not hide what I'm feeling.

I should express to you my hurt and
disappointment about not going.

Well, now that you've
expressed that,

let me express my frustration
that my flight has been canceled.

Maybe this is karma.
Perhaps you should do something

to turn it before
something really bad happens.

Today, Lloyd? Under code red?

I'm sorry, Ari. That was wrong.

Yeah, it was. Now listen,

Call my boy Kenny Dichter
over at Marquis Jets,

see if me and the boys
can hop on a flight today.

- You're gonna fly private?
- Just do it.

Maybe in France we'll hit
the restaurant of your choice, on us.

The flight's canceled.
Let's get the hell out of here.

Really? That's awesome.

How do I get in touch with you?

You don't. If it's meant to be

we'll run into each other.
Be well, my friend.

That girl is wife material...

Wife, mother,
grow-old-together material.

Too bad you have a girlfriend.

Yeah, Billy. You did
promise you wouldn't hit on her.

I'm talking in terms of
presence for the film, Vince.

The sister has to have that thing

that you just adore at all times
in order for her to be able

to get away with some of the more
vicious things that she does.

Speaking of which,
you could have come to my defense

just a little when she was
quizzing me back there, Suit.

Your defense?

Yeah, she's asking me some
pretty tough questions,

you're just sitting there
like you got your tongue cut out.

You were talking the whole time,
Billy. What did you want me to say?

Anna did look at you
a couple of times for reassurance

and you didn't give her much.

That's 'cause I'm in
an awkward position.

I'm her manager
but I'm also a producer on this.

Eh, it's a no-show-type
job title anyway.

Look, I don't want to jam it
down her throat, Vince.

Plus, it doesn't really matter.
She's got the script,

she loved Billy,
so what do you want me to say?

You think she loved me, Suit?

- Hey, what's up, Turtle?
- Yo, E, our flight's canceled.

- What?
- The whole airport's shut down.

All right, we'll meet you
back at the house.

L.A.X. Is closed.
There's no flights leaving today.

- Jesus.
- What?

I couldn't bear
going without you, baby.

Ari, I know they closed the airport.
It's all over the news,

so stop making it
like it's some grand gesture.

Baby, what did we learn about
being passive-aggressive in therapy?

If you wanted to go you should have
not said "I don't want to go. "

I'm tired of feeling
like I'm not wanted, Ari.

Baby, what are you talking about?
This is a one-time thing.

Ari, you came home last night
and you said

that the hotel had screwed us
out of a king-sized bed

and would I "really be
comfortable in a single?"

And then this morning
before the news came on

you said
that Brian Sher's wife wasn't going

and if she found out
that I was going, she would go crazy.

Ari, there are some men
that would kill to go

to the South of France
with me and if you're not one of them...

I am one of them, honey.
I'm glad that the flight was canceled,

so now I can tell you
I want you to go.

I don't want to go without you

and I love you. Now will you go?

- No, Ari, I won't.
- Why not?

Well, because all that will
do is assuage your guilt.

Why would you want to do that?

- Well, Ari, you shouldn't feel guilty.
- What should I feel?

Sadness that for some reason

you're married to someone
you don't like to be with.

Laura, I'll definitely
need some help upstairs.

Hello, Lloyd.

Hello, Ari.

You're not my mistress.
Stop being mad at me.

I'm no longer mad.

Well, you shouldn't be, Lloyd,

because I'd love
to have you in Cannes.

So go home,
pack your favorite sarong

and consider yourself invited.

- Are you serious, Ari?
- I'm so serious

that I'm actually
embarrassed for myself.

- That's very sweet of you, Ari.
- It's not that sweet,

'cause I don't want to see you
when I'm there. This is a man's trip,

so you're gonna have to
find your own dick clique.

That is fine, Ari. Oh my God.

I'm so happy.
But how are we getting there?

- You called Kenny D., right?
- He says there are no jets.

The whole town
is scrambling since the alert

and you scrambled too late.

- There's not one more plane?
- There was one,

but Sydney Pollack just booked it.

Fuck!

The airline said
that they can't guarantee

that we can get
on a flight tomorrow? This is unreal.

My travel lady says
we could drive to Phoenix,

get on a flight to St. Louis
and then hop on a flight to France.

- Sounds miserable.
Beyond miserable.

This is insane.
"Medellin" premieres in 48 hours.

- We may not make it.
- We'll make it.

Ari will take care of it, I'm sure.

- Hey, what's up, Anna?
- Oh, hey.

I thought you'd be on a plane.
I was gonna leave a message.

No, everything got canceled.
Turn on the news.

Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks.

What's going on?

Um, it's about Billy's script.

Yeah?

Yeah. Can I speak freely?

Of course. What's going on?

I don't get it.

It's Sydney Pollack returning.
My fingers are all crossed.

Is this my dear old friend Sydney?

I told you when I fired you
we weren't friends, Ari.

You consider that a firing, Sydney?

I like to look back at it

as an amicable parting of the ways.

I'm not coming back, okay?
You understand the word "never"?

Well, you just keep thinking about it

because this is not
a business call, this is personal.

I need a lift to Cannes. I heard you
got the last plane out of Marquis

and I've got to get Vinnie Chase
and the "Medellin" crew

there by tomorrow.

"Medellin"... you know,
I hear a lot of hype about that film.

It's phenomenal.
It's absolutely phenomenal.

I'm not completely sold
on that kid of yours yet.

After a plane ride and a screening

you'll see him as the next Redford.

You want to do
a "Three Days of the Condor" sequel?

No.

I wouldn't mind meeting him, though.

You know, maybe something
would come up.

- Yeah?
- Okay, Ari, I'll give you a lift,

as long as I don't sit next to you.

I'll ride in the bathroom.

- How many you got?
- Uh, six.

I can't take six. I can do maybe
five, and that's gonna be tight.

We'll make do.
Listen, I still love you, Sydney.

6:30 sharp at Van Nuys. Goodbye, Ari.

Lloyd, Lloyd, come on.
It was a numbers thing.

You heard... I couldn't
have done anything.

- Where are you going?
- To unpack.

Unpack?
You couldn't have even packed yet.

In my mind, I did, Ari. In my mind, I did.

It's not my fault
she doesn't get it, Vince.

But it is your fault
if you don't try and help her to.

What do you want me to say?

I want you to say that
you're gonna go convince her

that she should do the movie,
because that's what

your director wants,
and as a producer, that is your job.

It's your job, E.

How would you like me to try
to convince her, Vince?

Tell her how great
you think it's gonna be.

That's what she wants to hear.

What if I don't think
it's gonna be great? What then?

Should I lie to her? 'cause that's not
what a manager does.

Hey, you lied to me.

What, you don't think
I know you don't like it?

I don't know, because you
never asked for my opinion

before you agreed to do the movie.

That's because you hate Billy

and I knew there was no way you were
gonna read it with an open mind.

What, you're a
mind-reader now, Vince?

E, you asked me
if I thought it was okay

if you sign
Anna as a client and I said one thing:

"Just make sure
it doesn't affect my career. "

This is the movie I'm making and this is
who I want to be in the movie.

And I really believe
it's gonna be a great movie

and she's gonna be great in it.

I need you to believe that
and try to make this happen.

And if I can't?

At least make me
believe that you tried.

Hey, Ari called. He said we have to
be at the airport in three hours.

- How are we getting there?
- Sydney Pollack's

giving us a lift on his G-IV.

Sydney Pollack? Sweet.

I told you it was gonna work out.

It always does, right?

So do you
really like the script?

You really hate it?

No, I don't hate it. I'm unsure.

You know, it's confusing.

I'm really looking
for some guidance here, E.

Yeah, well, maybe
you should give it another read.

"Leopold furiously cooks breakfast.

Curtis enters and Leopold,
overcome by his presence,

sears his hand
over the hot sizzling bacon.

Curtis begins to weep. "

- It's written in haiku.
- The guy's an original.

I'm a little surprised
we're off on this.

Maybe it's just
my head space right now.

But if you think I should do it...

Do you think I should do it?
I really trust your opinion.

I think Billy's gonna
make a great movie.

So you were happy with
what he did on "Medellin"?

It got into Cannes.

Okay, I'll do it.

- Okay.
- Okay.

I'm sure Billy and Vince
will be happy to hear that.

So do you have to go to the airport?

Yeah, the flight leaves at 6:30.

Oh, you've got some time.
Do you want a drink?

Sounds good.

Well, I think I'm excited.

You know, I'm excited
to start a new movie

and to be free
from my loser boyfriend.

You don't sound
completely convinced.

Well, when you break up it's tough.

It's weird. I was with Dave for so long

that I've completely shut off
any possibility of somebody else.

Fortunately,
you're not gonna have to do much.

Once people find out you're single,
they're gonna be lining up.

Oh.

I'm gonna tell you something
that's completely embarrassing,

but that'll cheer you up.

Yeah?

When we first met,
I thought you were cute.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

And I thought
our first dinner was a date.

- Oh my god, are you serious?
- Yeah.

Oh, I'm such an asshole.

No. No.

So you don't hate me for it?

- No, I'm happy to be working with you.
- Me too.

And I'm glad you've become
a good friend.

And I thought you were cute too

when I crashed into you.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

What?

I don't really like
Billy's script, Anna.

I don't understand.

Welcome to Marquis Jet, gentlemen.

And a very warm welcome it is.

Will you ladies be
joining us on our trip to France?

No, but you'll be in their good hands.

Hi, Vince.

The friendly skies at last.

Somebody grab my fucking luggage.

You got a lot of bags, Billy?

I like a lot of wardrobe choices
too when traveling abroad.

I got one bag, Drama, you fruit cup,

but I took three Ambiens
and I can't lift my arms.

- Hey, what's up?
- Fruit cup.

There they are, boys of "Medellin. "

I want you all to say hello
to Mr. Sydney Pollack.

Hey, Sydney. Big fan.

Me too, Vince.
Pleasure to have you guys.

Pleasure to be had, Sydney.

In fact, I've been dying to meet you

ever since I played the Redford role

in "The Way We Were" off-Broadway.

- You played that part?
- Yeah. You don't see it?

- Uh, well...
- Are we ready to go?

No, actually,
we're waiting for one more.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute. Five... we said five.

Uh, I miscalculated,
but it is no problem.

We'll take the late little man
and put him in the overhead.

Every passenger
has to have their own seat, sir.

That's F.A.A. Regulations.

Ari, rules. Come on,

I got my eight people to take care of.

You guys work it out
and we'll see you on the plane.

- I'm sorry about that, Vince.
- Hey, no problem.

What the hell, Ari?

No one said
an agent could count.

I screwed up, okay?
But I can remedy this situation.

Everyone that does not
have a purpose in Cannes, say "Aye. "

Turtle, Drama, don't hold back.

Hey, I have a purpose there, Ari...

To raise the awareness
of Johnny Chase...

A purpose that also
translates to cash

in the Miller-Gold pockets,
I might add.

Look, guys, Drama's right. He has
more of a purpose there than me.

I'll stay back. It's cool. Don't worry.

- Boom.
- Oh, great. Now I feel terrible.

- It's fine.
- Nobody's hanging back

or everybody's hanging back, okay?

Vinnie, what are you talking about?
You bled for this thing.

- You've gotta go. It's your movie.
- We all bled for it, Ari.

We'll get another plane tomorrow,
'cause tonight it's all or none.

- There may not be a plane tomorrow.
- Billy, why don't you go?

Eh, fuck it. I'm a team player.

Look, I will bail.
I gotta salvage a marriage anyway.

Don't worry about it.

No, no, "all or none of us"
includes you, Ari.

Excuse me, ladies,
would you mind telling Mr. Pollack

that we're gonna have to
catch another ride?

Hey, Vin, should we call E,
tell him not even to bother?

Unless my triple vision's
getting the best of me,

that looks like him right there.

- Sorry I'm late, guys.
- You're not.

We sacrificed the plane
to the god of friendship.

What?

Billy, if it's meant to be,
we'll get there.

- How'd the meeting go?
- Not great.

- So she's not gonna do it?
- No, she's not doing it.

Good.
I was thinking I wanted to keep it.

- As the brother anyway.
- Hello.

Ari, since
you didn't want to sail the open seas with me,

I'm taking Tom on a Rosie cruise
to Puerto Vallarta for a week.

- Sounds good, Lloyd.
- We are on our way

and I'm not even asking permission.

All right. Listen, have a great
time, wear a life vest,

'cause the only bobbing
you should be doing is on Tom's cock.

Thanks, Ari.

So what now, Ari?

Turtle, what's up? How are you doing?

Kanye, what's up, man?

- How are you doing?
- I've been good.

How does Turtle know Kanye?

- Yo, what's up, Turtle?
- Kanye, Ari Gold. How are you?

I called your manager
about you and I sitting down

for a little meet-and-greet.
You know my boy Vinnie, right?

Yeah, I know Vince.

What's up, Kanye? How have you been?

- Good. Where are you headed?
- Nowhere.

We got no plane, man.
Where are you guys heading?

We're going to London.
We're just chilling out for a second.

How much room you got?

We got a little room.

Well, you feel like making
a quick stop in Cannes?

Not really. I mean...

You'd be really helping us out.

Yeah, I mean, like...

- Who do we know in Cannes?
- Everybody.

Everybody's over there.

- It would really mean a lot to us.
- Come on, Kanye.

Well, I guess we're going to Cannes.

Kanye to the rescue.

Vinnie, go ahead.
I'm just gonna make a quick call.

- To your wife?
- Yes. Leave no man behind.

Put in a good word to Kanye for me.

Hello.

Baby, listen,
it's not that I didn't want you to go.

I love you by my side always.

It's just that I wanted to be
one of the boys for once

with Vinnie and everyone. I just...

I wanted to feel
young again, you know?

But now I know that I don't

and I want to feel my age with you.

That's sort of a sweet sentiment, Ari.

I want you to get down here.
Come on down, honey.

Go on your boys' trip, Ari.
I understand.

If you'd been honest
from the beginning,

we would have been all good.

- Really?
- Really.

But I do want you to come.

I know, and that's enough for me.

- You're amazing.
- Thank you, Ari.

Oh, and thank you
for all the lavish gifts.

It was very thoughtful.

You deserve it.

Uh, how thoughtful was I?

- Have a safe flight, Ari.
- I love you.

- So she fired you?
- Yep.

- Will she maybe still date you?
- Nope.

Tough break.
- Sorry, E.

She'll maybe still date me.

- Bringing your wife, Ari?
- No, and I'm actually sad.

Yo, what up, everybody? It's Kanye

and we're getting
ready to take off in just a few minutes.

And for those of you who don't know,

I actually took flying lessons a week ago,

and even though it's totally illegal,

I'm gonna fly us out of here.

Nah, I'm just fucking with you.

I'm just fucking with you. We've got
some real old-school pilot,

used to fly
Air Force One, extremely old.

Actually, it might be his last flight.
He's gonna retire.

And just a little heads up:
When you see the flight attendants

coming down the aisle,
Mandy and Sandy,

feel free to get a massage,
'cause it's crazy.

It's crazy.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

I'm hot stone. She's shiatsu.

- Can I freshen up your drink for you?
Yes, you can.

- Still sad, Ari?
- Yeah,

but I will get over it.

- Cheers to that.
- Yeah.

Cheers.