Entourage (2004–2011): Season 3, Episode 20 - Adios, Amigos - full transcript

Nick Rubinstein steps in as a producer for "Medellin". Since there is still not enough money for producing a complete motion picture, the search for a good director who knows how to keep ...

60 million bucks just
to have sex with her?

Come on, Vince, you could've
done it. You've done worse.

"Worse"? What are you talking
about? He was ready to do it for free.

You sound like you think
I should've done it.

You should've at least
considered it, bro.

I know I did when
I was similarly propositioned.

Someone offered you
money to fuck, Drama?

Yeah, that's right,
hater.

"Viking Quest"
convention, '99.

A guy from Orlando
offered me 50 bucks

to photograph me banging his wife
while wearing my Tarvold costume.



Jesus Christ,
what did you say?

I said no. What the fuck
you think I said?

But I did let her
blow me in the car

when hubby hit
the roulette table.

So what now?

Sell blood like
Robert Rodriguez?

Nah, I'm not
worried.

Really?

- Maybe a little.
- Yeah.

We'd better go.

Feel free
to grab one, Turtle.

Why couldn't we pay
someone to do this?

You could've.
We are trying to save money.

Looks like it's time
for everyone to start thinking



about their individual futures.
How sad.

Aw, come on,
stop your moping.

We are all good.
Think about it.

This place is gonna
feel like a jail cell

compared to the digs
at the Mondrian.

I think E's house is the one
that's gonna feel like a jail cell.

- Oh boy, here we go.
- And I think I speak for everyone...

don't know why
you're not going to the hotel.

Because I have a girlfriend
with a big apartment.

I don't see the need to waste money,
especially when I don't have any.

Never move in with a girl
for financial reasons.

Never never never. 'Cause
once you're in, you never get out.

I'm not moving in with her.

I'm just staying there until we
leave to shoot the movie.

And that girl
from "Silence of the Lambs"

was just "staying" in that well.

Hey. Guys.

The house...
get over here.

Say goodbye.

Goodbye, house.

That's the last
of it.

Sloan,
he's all yours.

And I promise
to take excellent care of him.

He needs little snacks
in between meals.

Otherwise his
blood sugar drops

and he gets
very cranky.

No naps, otherwise he
can't sleep at night.

Okay.
Thank you for the tips.

Do you guys
want a drink?

No thanks,
we're gonna hit Urth Cafe.

So what are
you two lovebirds gonna do?

I think E's gonna take me
for a special lunch

to thank me
for my hospitality.

Oh yeah?

- He... he didn't mention that.
Hmm.

Give me something
good, Ari.

ARl: How about
something great?

Nicky Rubenstein
turned 35 today.

And why do I care?

You care because
his trust fund kicks in

and he wants to get out
from the shadow of his pops.

He wants to meet on "Medellin"
and he's bringing his checkbook.

- Really?
- What?

Nicky Rubenstein's got the money
for "Medellin. "

- Ari, is this for real?
- It is for real, Vinny.

The little prick is on his way
to the office right now.

- Why don't you boys come in for a talk?
- Okay.

He wants us at his office
now. Let's go.

- Right now?
- Now.

- Go, baby, it's fine.
- You sure?

Yeah, of course I am.
This is huge.

Okay. I'll make it up
to you tonight

at a nice
dinner, okay?

Did you see the look
on Sloan's face

when E had to cancel
their special lunch?

It was just like the look
on my face

when he told us he was
gonna be living with her.

There was no look.
She couldn't have been cooler.

- Sloan is not like other girls.
- All girls are like other girls, E.

Just like all guys
are like other guys.

The world is split in two
groups: Penises and pussies.

Penises want to run free,
pussies want to land the penis.

Amazing you guys have such
a hard time getting laid.

Whatever. Go get your money.
Let's roll.

Where to?

If you guys are really
leaving for Colombia,

this network-series star better
find himself a place to live.

- Come on.
- You buying lunch?

Yeah, sure,
but no appies.

E's not the only one
watching his budget.

We'll see
you guys later.

See you.

My father will not be
involved in this at all.

"Medellin"
is my thing.

My shot, my way.

Fantastic.

What?

What? I can sense that mocking
condescending tone in there.

ARl: No no, Nicky,
there is no mocking.

I've known this guy
since I was a kid

and he still looks at me
like I'm a spoiled prick.

Are you kidding? I look at you with awe
of all of your accomplishments.

Right. Hey, I don't care.
Truth of the matter is

I got so much money now
I can sit on my ass

and fuck models for the rest
of my life if I wanted to.

- I'm not a model, I'm a singer.
- I'm just making a point, sweetheart.

- ARl: Anyway?
Anyway,

the studio budgeted
the film at 65 million.

You're gonna give us that?

No, it's a studio budget.
That's ridiculous. I got 25.

- 25's not enough, Nicky.
- That's what I got.

And you know what, Nicky?
It's plenty.

What do you know about
a movie budget, Ari?

What do you know,
mini-producer?

I know that three
studios budgeted it

and all of them
were over 65 million.

Even if they inflated it 20%
we're still not even close.

You make concessions.

Like what, shoot in Malibu
for Colombia?

They shot "King Kong"
in New Zealand

and that monkey climbed up
the Empire State Building.

If you want this thing, you figure out
a way to make it work.

- They always fight this much?
- Uh-huh.

Look, guys,
this is what I got

and it's kind
of non-negotiable.

So if you think
you can make it work,

I'm in for letting
you do it how you want to.

All right?
So what do you think?

- E?
- I think this movie needs a director

with a vision and a guy
that knows how to stretch a dollar.

Walsh.

Yep. You know a director
named Billy Walsh, Nicky?

Are you kidding?
"I am Queens Boulevard. "

Boom.

This is just
temporary housing

until I find something
I really want to live in.

No problem, we have
month-to-month leases.

Fantastic.

You're on
that show...

"Five Towns,"
right?

- Indeed I am.
- I knew it!

- Are you a fan?
- My daughter is.

She loves that young boy who's
always taking his shirt off.

- Mm, cutie.
- Oh, yeah.

So doesn't the star of
his own TV show

want something
bigger?

No, a loft
is all I need.

You should get a little
extra space, Drama.

I'll get extra space when
I know if my show gets picked up.

I'm not getting sucked into
the trappings of celebrity life again.

I'm not doing it.

Okay...

here we are.

You gotta be kidding me.

Quiet.
It's perfect.

So what is he shooting?

He didn't say.

- Is he even available?
- He didn't say.

Look, there's
a camera truck.

This must
be the place.

Oh, beautiful, beautiful...

beautiful.

Okay,
now push in.

Oh yeah.
- You ready for your pop shot, Phillipe?

Oh oh, I think I blew it.

Again you blew it?
You useless putz!

Sorry, Wally.

"Boogie Nights ll"?

Oh! There they are,
the suit and the star.

Hey, everybody, wake up.
A real actor just arrived on the set.

You could all learn
a thing or two from him.

- Hey.
- What's up, Billy?

It's Wally
around here.

I'm breaking
for lunch.

Amuse yourselves.
Come on, Vin, we'll go talk.

Hey, Billy.

Hey, they allow pets if you
wanted me to take Arnold.

I would not subject
Arnold to that shithole.

You'd rather board him?

I'd rather put him out on the streets
and let him fend for himself.

To each his own,
but he's always welcome.

- You too, Turtle.
- Thanks.

Hey, Shauna, how is
my lovely publicist doing?

I'm not your publicist till you write
a check, you cheap fuck.

Until then I'm simply
doing Vince a favor.

Well, whatever it is you're doing,
I do appreciate it. So what's up?

I'm trying to find out if you're
actually renting an $800-a-month studio?

- It's a loft. How'd you know?
- "US Weekly" just called.

Apparently your new
landlord likes to talk.

Sweet. Do they want
to do a photo shoot over there?

No one's photographing anything, Drama.
I told them it wasn't true.

- Why?
- Because Vincent Chase's brother

cannot be living like
a transient crack whore,

not while Vince doesn't
have job.

You're on a network
fucking show.

Wake up, get a life and get a place with
two toilets, if not for you, for Vince.

So that this town doesn't
get the impression

that he sold his house because he's
broke, even if he is.

- Will you do that for Vince, Drama?
- Yeah, of course I will.

Great, there's an apartment
at 8812 Burton Way

I just looked at with a client.
It'd be perfect for you.

- Great area, reasonably priced.
- What's reasonable?

Goodbye, Drama.
Make sure she doesn't take a nap.

I don't want to be up
all fucking night.

What's up?

My budget.
Take us to 90210.

So the suit is
producing a movie, huh?

Actually, we're both
producing it.

What do you know about
producing a movie, suit?

- I know a good script.
- Says who?

I found "Queens Boulevard,"
didn't I?

Ah, the luck
of the Irish.

Hey, come on, Billy,
what do you say?

You want
to make a movie?

I'm making movies,
Vince, my way.

Your way? They're calling
you "Wally" in there.

What's that
all about?

"Wally Balls"...
that's my alias.

It's catchy,
ain't it?

And they gave me
a 25-picture deal

after seeing me shoot
only one scene.

Billy Walsh is gonna
bring the 1970s-type class

back to porn.
And the wide bush.

We got a real movie here,
Billy. You're gonna love it.

It's right up your alley.

Suit, you got no fucking idea
what my alley is.

I never made movies for money
and I never made movies

to please anybody
but myself,

and, Vince, as great
as it was to make "QB"

the pain of having it
ripped away from me

and fucking butchered
was just too much to bear.

I really appreciate
you coming down here

but I'm sorry.

Yeah, me too, Billy.
Me too.

Suit, best of luck
to you, all right?

Yeah, you too,
Billy.

I guess you don't
need luck though, right?

It looks like you got
everything you need right here.

Insult me, suit, and I will
bite off your fucking nose.

You know what? I've knocked out
guys taller than you.

- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

Hey, guys guys,
come on.

You're right, I don't know
anything about producing movies

but I do know this guy,
this script and you directing...

even though you are
a total douchebag...

is a home run.

Give me the script, suit.
I need an hour.

Evette, get me a fluffer in the greenroom.

I got reading to do.

Yeah,
we'll be waiting.

Really?

Yeah, what else
we got to do?

Fucking
Beverly Hills...

even the water's
pricier here.

I don't know, it looks
pretty nice to me,

especially compared to
that dump we just left.

Don't be fooled
by the exterior, Turtle.

This place will be half
the size and twice the price

just so you can tell people you got
the same zip as Shannen Doherty.

Hello?

We're here to see
the two bedroom.

Gentlemen.

My God.

Arnold could
definitely stay here.

Everything's been redone and
restored in the past nine months...

marble bathroom floors,
sunken tub, steam shower.

Whoa,
look at this view.

Look at this kitchen.

All Viking.
It was put in

when one of the contestants
from "The Iron Chef" stayed here.

So what do
you think?

I think
it's fantastic.

I think it's home.

- Great.
- Ahem.

But there are
some problems.

For one, if I had
my druthers,

I would face northeast

not southwest,
which this clearly does.

And $2500 a month

is not what I was planning
on spending.

What kind of wiggle
room you got there?

$2500 a month? No.

This is a condo.
It's for sale at 1.4 million.

1.4 million?

Wait, is this
8812 Burton Way?

No, it's 8814.

Oh.

I never did
two guys before.

There's a first time
for everything, right?

I guess.

- Awesome.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, I bought it.
- Sweet.

Want to run it
again?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Pick any restaurant you want.
Wow, so accommodating.

I'm feeling good. I'm just praying
this maniac likes the script.

All right, I'll wear my good-luck Manolos.
How about Giorgio's?

- Perfect.
- 8:00?

Sounds good.

- Love you.
- Love you too.

- Vinny!
- Yo.

- Vincent!
- Talk to me, what?

Pablo Escobar?

Pablo fucking
Escobar?

I wanted to make a movie about this guy

since the first time I read
a story about him

blowing up that airliner.
I love Pablo Escobar.

So you like
the script?

What, was I not
just fucking clear?

Can you do it
for 25 million?

I don't
see why not.

I need to talk
to the financier.

No problem.

I love it, Vince.
Thank you.

We're gonna
win you an Oscar.

These hallways
are too narrow.

- Stop complaining.
- And it's hot.

What, they got no freaking
air conditioner in this place?

Jeez,
you're a misery.

This is the unit
right here.

It's so spacious
and lovely.

I'm sure it is.

Huh.
It's not bad.

Eat-in kitchen,
two bedrooms, two baths

walking distance
from all the major shops.

- What do you think?
- I hate it.

Drama, come on, this is
a nice place in a nice area

and it's not that expensive.
What's the problem?

The problem is
I want that condo.

Will you
calm down, Nicky?

Don't tell me
to calm down, E.

Your boy Walsh, he might be
a genius, but he's also an asshole.

- What's the problem?
- The guy wants more money.

More money?

Yeah, and he keeps calling me
"trust-fund baby. "

- Jesus.
- Yeah, right?

Also, I can't say for sure but I get
the distinct feeling the guy's trying

to tell me that he fucked
my girlfriend.

That's him calling
on the other line right now.

I'm gonna take care
of it, don't worry.

Get him in line, E.

- Billy.
- Hey, E.

This financier of yours
is a bigger jerkoff than you are.

What are you asking
for more money for?

What are you taking his side?
You're my producer.

I'm not taking sides.

Fuck you, suit.

I love producing.

The place Shauna sent me
is a complete shithole.

It's only temporary,
right, Johnny?

Yeah, but it doesn't mean
I should live like an animal, bro.

I thought you were getting
a nicer place for Vince.

That was until
I saw the kitchen.

Now it's for me.

So do it.
Say "Fuck it. " I always do.

What if my show
doesn't get picked up?

It premiered to 16 million
viewers. It's getting picked up.

And if it don't, you've
been kicked out of a condo before.

It's got to be easier
the second time.

Vince, you really
think I should do it?

Johnny, if it makes you
happy, make them a modest offer.

If they accept it, great.
If not, move on.

Yeah.

I'm going to lowball
the shit out of them.

I have dinner plans
already.

No, what you have is a
very nervous moneyman, E.

I told him I'd handle this,
so why is he calling you?

He's calling me because he
sort of sees me as a second father

and he sort of sees you as a guy
who has no idea how to produce.

Now, I suggest

you produce yourself
at dinner to calm everyone down.

Will I see you
at dinner?

Yes, and thank you for
the fatherly advice as always.

We got to have dinner
with Walsh and Rubenstein tonight.

Disaster.

It's not a disaster,
it'll be fine.

I meant a disaster that you
got to cancel another meal on Sloan.

Yeah, Jesus, you're in deep shit.
- What is wrong with you guys?

I've stayed at Sloan's 100
times over the past two years.

What exactly do you
think has changed?

The boxes, E. You
brought over boxes.

You planted a flag.

Canceling a meal
is going to be

a whole lot different
after a planting.

Are you sure
you're not mad?

Why do you keep
asking me that?

It's not that big of a deal. We'll
have dinner tomorrow night, right?

Of course.
Anywhere you want, I promise.

Don't promise, E.

Huh?

Oh, I just mean you don't know
what might happen tomorrow.

So you are mad.

I'm not mad. I
am being funny... I thought.

Can I put this
in the other room?

Sure.

And I am not
hanging that.

What, you don't
like this?

This will look
great above the TV.

What the hell
are we doing?

About what?

About us.

- About us?
- Yeah.

Wow.

"Wow" what?

The guys said you were
gonna give me a hard time

about staying here.

Oh, so now
I'm that girl.

I don't know,
are you?

All right, you know what?
I'm not gonna fight with you.

You've had a stressful day
with the movie stuff and the move

so let's just
talk tomorrow.

Oh, I'm sorry. You're
upset... I want to talk now.

Okay.

What is your plan?

If you go and shoot
this movie for six months,

I want to know what me and
all these boxes are waiting for.

- Can I be honest?
- Yeah.

I've been so caught up trying
to put this movie together

I haven't really
thought about it.

Okay, I understand.
Can I be honest?

Yeah.

You really need to.

So you like the place?

I like it.
I don't love it.

He doesn't love it.

But you love
the Viking kitchen, right?

Again, I like it.
I don't love it.

He doesn't
love it.

You boys are trying
to haggle, yes?

- Yes.
- No.

No.

I don't haggle.
The price is $1.4 million.

Well, this being
a buyer's market,

my offer is 950,000

and that's final.

1.4 million.

1. 1.

1.4.

Sir, I woke
up this morning

with a budget mapped out
in my head of $1,000 a month.

Obviously I have
stepped up considerably

but there are limits,
and we have reached mine.

I'm sorry
to hear that.

All right,
let's roll.

1.2.

- There is no negotiating.
- 1.3.

Drama!

Excuse me
one moment.

Yeah?

You're the worst negotiator
I've ever seen.

I'm just working
him in, Turtle.

You figured out
your finances.

You came up with 1. 1, which
is already a huge stretch.

Now you're
offering 1.3?

You're not working anybody.
Come on, get it under control.

- You're right, you're right.
- Here he comes.

I'm afraid that was another
offer at full listing.

He's bluffing.

Am I?

Thank you, sir,
I appreciate your time.

I do yours
as well.

1.5!

Done.

Fuck it. 16 million viewers
our first week?

We're gonna be
the next "Seinfeld. "

Where do I sign?

I got you set up
right here.

I need 30... I can't do it
for a dollar less than that.

I don't have any more money
for you, big guy.

Oh, come on, you probably
got the cash out in your car,

trust-fund baby.
Now just pony it up.

Stop calling me
trust-fund baby,

you fucking
orangutan!

Guys, this is getting us nowhere.
- ARl: We got a budget here.

Hey, senior and junior suits,
let the creative people

talk to the money people.

My line producer
has done a budget

and it's a budget that nobody
else on the planet fucking earth

could do to make this movie,
but it is the bare minimum.

You understand that?
It cannot be done for less.

Who is your line producer?
Where is this budget?

I'm my fucking line producer,
trust-fund baby.

- And it's right here.
- Your own stationery?

Now I'm gonna go dump...
you let me know.

But let me say this: Making a movie
is like going to war.

And as we've all learned,
you don't go to war

underprepared
and underfinanced.

Oh, and I want final cut
and that's not negotiable.

Forget this. No no, it's my
fucking money. Forget it!

Will you calm down?

- Ari!
- What do you want me to do?

- Get rid of this guy.
- We're not getting rid of him.

- Vince, the guy is a loose cannon.
- He is our guy, Nicky.

Nicky, we've worked
with him, all right?

I hate him as much as you do,
but this guy is magic on the set.

He is going to make
a brilliant movie, I know it.

And it's gonna be your
brilliant movie, not your father's.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck it.

Fine.

What's $5 million?

Right?

That is a lot
of fucking zeroes.

All right, I got to go to
Genghis Cohen... my girl's singing there.

- I'm gonna need this...
- ARl: All right.

...you'll need this.
Have fun.

- Did he sign it?
- Yeah.

30 million.

Made out to cash?

Give me that check, Ari.

Did this just fucking happen?
- It just... it fucking happened.

Sake bombs.

Bogota, baby.

What?

I can't believe you
pulled this off.

We pulled it off.

Come on. You found the script,
you picked the director,

you convinced
the financiers.

So you think
I can produce?

I think you just did. And, E,
I think you don't have to go to Colombia

- if you don't want to.
- What are you talking about?

If you want to stay back with Sloan,
stay and find the next project.

This is the one we've been
waiting for, the one that's gonna

set us up for the rest
of our lives.

- I want to see it through to the end.
- And Sloan?

- She's gonna have to wait.
- What if she doesn't?

Hey, girls,
we're home.

Your brother's
a mess.

What's your problem?

It's deja vu
all over again, bro.

I overextended
myself.

If it doesn't work,
I'm back out on the streets.

Come here.
Come on, come out here.

Look out
at those lights.

This is our city.

Come on, it's all
gonna work out.

The universe
always had a plan.

I don't believe in any of that
cosmic karmic bullshit,

so what if
it doesn't?

If it doesn't, you can
always move back in with Vince.

Please, baby
brother's broker than me.

That's a tongue
twister.

"Baby brother's
broker than me.

Baby brother's broker
than me. " No, it's not.

Come here,
Turtle.

- Tell them.
- You want me to tell them?

Tell them.

We got the money...
we're making "Medellin. "

- For real this time?
- For real.

Sweet!

Vinny Chase
is back, baby!

Hey, this calls
for toasts.

Turtle, go get
some bubbly.

On the hop,
let's go.

Look at this... Walsh.

Uh-oh.

What's going on, Billy?
You getting amped?

The ideas
are flowing, suit.

Genius plan number one:
I'm shooting the whole thing in Spanish.

Billy...

I'm not sure that's
such a good idea.

Oh well, good thing I don't give
a fuck what you or anyone else thinks.

Got to love final cut.

That's sweet.

What's up?

He said he wants to shoot
the whole thing in Spanish.

Huh.

It could work.

To "Medellin," baby.

To Medellin, to friendship

...and to tons of Colombian pussy!

To "Medellin"!