Endangered Species (2014–…): Season 1, Episode 25 - Disaster Drill Disaster - full transcript
♪ Let's go on
an adventure! ♪
♪ That isn't very wise! ♪
[laughs]
I love you guys.
Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
♪ This is getting crazier! ♪
♪ It's like we're
Endangered.... ♪
♪ Species! ♪
Beep... Beep...
Beep...Beep...
...Beep...Beep... Beep...
Dump!
Oooh man, this is gonna
be so much fun!
Gull, you're really excited
about the Antique
Nut Show, aren't ya?
Oh, very much so!
I can't wait to see
all those exotic nuts.
Merl says it's gonna be
the event of the nut season.
Umm, how come you
aren't gonna come Pickle?
Yeah well, the Nut Show sounds
a little too boring for me Gull.
And with Merl out of the house
I'll finally be able to build
my super-duper-fantastic
Surfboard Lava Slide!
[gasp]
Maybe me and Merl
should stay here and help you
with your Surfboard Lava...
Shhhh Gull, it's a secret.
C'mon Merl!
Your nuts are loaded and
ready for the...
Merl? Merrrl?
Merr-lll..!
We're gonna miss the
March of the Macadamia..!
Ooooooooooooooo...
Did that sound like
a zombie to you??
Ooooooooooooooo...
Oooooooooooooo...
Noooooooooooo...
ZOMBIE!!
Merl! You look sick!
There is nothing that will
keep Merl
from going to
the nut shoooowww!
Ooohh, I think Merl's too sick
to leave.
No, you're fine
aren't ya Merl?
Maybe Merl could take
a leetle rest.
[pain spasm]
[sigh]
Alright, but let's try
and do this quickly.
What are you doing?
Just trying to figure out
some way
to get you out of
the stump fast.
I mean, just making sure
you're okay.
[chewing]
Is it gas?
I bet it's gas.
Boop boop boop...
Stop that!
[pained groan]
It is not the gas.
Yup, gotta be gas.
[pained groan]
You just need
to fart Merl.
[groan]
Merl does not fart!
Aww but it's easy!
Anyone can do it.
Merl says "no".
Well, if I have my squirrel
physiology correct.
And I think I do.
This looks to me like a case
of Squirrel Plague.
SQUIRREL PLAGUE!!!
What's Squirrel Plague?
Hahahaha...
[cough]
Don't be silly Pickle.
[chuckles]
The Squirrel Plague.
[coughing]
She has been eliminated.
And if Merl had it
[gagging]...
the tail, she'd be covered
in the yellow spots.
Uh, Merl?
Hmmmm?
[GASP]
No no no!
This cannot be,
Merl cannot
have the Squirrel
Plaaaaggghh!
[SHRIEK]
Yeah, Merl needs a doctor!
[gasps]
Well, we really
won't know for sure
until we do a proper
examination.
Do it!
Nurse Gull!
Yes Doctor.
Prepare the patient
for examination!
YES DOCTOR!
I'm an Am-bu-lance!
Siren! Siren!
UGH!!!!!!
Si-ren! Si-ren!
Si-ren! Si-ren!
Siren! Si-ren!
Si-ren! Si-ren!
The patient is prep-a-rated,
Doctor!
[groans]
[screams]
YAAAAHHH!!!
Very interesting!
[gasps]
[gasp]
We need to rehydrate him!
Yes doctor!
Is that a garden hose?
[muffled struggling]
[gag]
Ahhh!
[gags]
Well, the results are in
and you are clear to go
to the Nut Show!
YAY!
Merl... is ok?
Totally, other than a slight
case of the 'Moist-Mouth'.
MOIST MOUTH!
MOIST MOUTH!
There goes the lava slide.
What is moist mouth?
I knew a squirrel who had
the moist mouth once.
Yes, and...
What happened to him?
Like I said, I used
to know him.
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh.
[chuckles]
[munching]
This tongue towel tastes funny.
Gull! What are you doing?!
Nuff-fing.
Those paper towels
are covered with the--
[pain spasm]
the squirrel plague.
Hmm. Is that what that taste is?
[slurps]
Mmmm, very
plague-elicious.
That is it!
It is up to Merl to keep
everyone in the stump
[stomach rumbling]
[groan]
safe.
What are you going
to do Merl?
Merl is going into quarantine!
[groans]
[knocks]
Fight Merl!
You are strong you can beat
this plague.
[pain spasm]
[groaning]
Oh Gull, I can't bear to watch
this anymore.
It's just so sad
and a little boring,
actually more than
a little boring
but mostly just so, so sad!
Quick Gull, tell me
a happy story.
Hmmm, well let's see.
There's there's just so many
happy stories to tell.
[chuckles]
You know, right up until
the whole Squirrel plaguey
thing, that is.
Hmmm, well maybe
just pick one
from your happy childhood then.
[chuckling]
Oh that's easy!
When I was growing up...
All alone on my rotting
heap of garbage.
With no parents to feed me,
or hug me, or love me...
Why would you tell me such
a sad story...
Well hold on, I'm not
done yet.
There is still a happy ending.
[chuckles]
After that, I met you and Merl
and we all moved in together
into our new stump home.
You're right! That
is a happy ending!
[cheerful]
AWW!
[giggles]
[pained groan]
[sobbing]
[sobbing]
[starting to laugh]
[laughing]
[groans]
[sobbing]
[laughing]
That is it!
Those two have no respect
for the dying...
The end...
she is coming!
[laughing hysterically]
[loud fart]
Merl?
Merl was the bestest friend
what I ever had even!
[sobs]
I think Merl put it best when
he said...
[painful screaming].
We must honor his memory
[sniffling]...
...with a 21-Snot Salute!
[trumpet playing salute]
I just wish Merl was here
to see this.
If only he could give us some
sign that he is okay...
Hey beat it, pal!
Can't you see we're
mourning Merl...
[gasp]
Merl??
Yes?
Is... is it...
really, really you?
Of course it is me!
The Merl.
He's aliiiiive!
He's a ghost!
[screams]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What?!
No, I am not the ghost!
Oh, so you're cured.
Eh, it turns out the
Squirrel Plague
was simply the uhh...
gassy-ness, heh.
Once it was uhh...
...relieved by the
grandioso Fartissimo,
then the pain, she was gone.
Oh it was gas!
[chuckles]
I was right.
Uhh, I was right?
But, what about the yellow spots
on your tail?
Oh yes, the "spots"
these were just the mustard
stains from Gull's hotdog!
Mmmmm!
Ghost hot-dog!
[munching]
GHOST HOT DOG?!!!
[screaming]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey gull.
[screaming]
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gull? GULL!!
UGH!!!!!!!
Look! He's not a ghost.
He's Merl!
Merl?! Not dead?
For realsies?
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Wha...?
ENOUGH!
Now look, it's been a very long
and painful day for Merl
and all I want to do is take
my valuable,
prized nut collection
and have it appraised
by the experts at the nut show.
YES!
FINALLY!
OFF TO THE NUT SHOW!!!
Where is my prized
nut collection!
Yeah, where is Merl's prized
nut collection?!
Uhh yeah... so the nearest
I can figure is uhh...
looks like the birds got 'em.
Merl
[gasp]...
would've wanted this...
[chomping gulp]
[burp]
(Both): The birds?
Uh Yeah, yup yup...
that uhh, that's what
we're figuring.
So all my prized nuts
are gone?
So all his prized nuts
are gone?
And I missed the Nut Show!?
And he missed
the Nut Show!?
Well, look on the
bright side guys.
We got a whole year
to collect more nuts
for the next Nut Show!
NOOOOOOOO!
My nuts!
Merl's nuts!
NUTS!!!
Stop! I'll never survive!
Nooooo!
Tune in next week to
our exciting conclusion.
What?!?
But the show,
how does she end?
We'll just have to wait...
...ohh, one whole week of
amazin' mystery and suspense!
A WHOLE WEEK?!?!
Yeah, Merl, didn't you hear
the music?
It was all like this...
Dumb-dumb-dummmmmmmmmmb-dram
atic-musical-sting!
No...
It cannot be!
I MUST know the ending!
I must!!
Not me.
I LOVE a good cliffhanger.
Fact is: I wish my life could be
filled with drama,
and suspense!!
Me too!
Cuz I'm the...
Dumb-dumb-dummmmb guy.
Yes, this...
I do not dispute.
Now will you excuse me?
Hmmm, stay tuned!
[sighs]
All the mystery,
the uncertainty,
the ending without the ending...
She make me VERY hungry,
yes?
Under these covers are
delicious condiments
for Merl's sandwich!
One contains mustard,
one contains mayonnaise,
and one contains...
a deadly snake!
Which one will Merl choose?
Uhh... that one?
Are you sure?
[stammering]
That one.
Is that your final answer?
["Jeopardy" tune]
Yes!
Tune in next week for
our exciting conclusion!
What!?
But I am hungry, I cannot
wait until the week that is next
to eat the sandwich.
Ohh, sorry, Merl.
Wouldn't be very suspenseful
now, would it?
I do not care about
the suspense!
I only want to eat the sandwich!
[screams]
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Will our hero survive
the ravenous reptile?
Tune in next week for
the shocking conclusion!
I do not think that the snake,
she will wait a week
before the eating of me!
Dumb-dumb-dummmmb.
And now, a drama
in the Stump!
I, am the Merl, and that
is an impostorito!
[gasp!]
Huh?
Really?
HMM... AHH!
Stop this that you
are doing!
I am the real Merl!
[GASP]
Is it true!?
Yes it's true!
I didn't want you
to know the truth.
The truth is that I have...
amnesia!
[whimpers]
[GASP]
You do!?
Do what?
Have amnesia?
Who has amnesia?
ENOUGH!
Stop this sillyousoness!
[gasp]
What?
But it's an internet sensation!
Hey Merl streamin' live!
Merl! Your fans are in
a fevered pitch!
What will happen to Merl next!?
In the stump...
stay tuned!
You know, there's more
to life in the stump
than drama and suspense.
There are also...
cliffhangers!
Ow...
I think you hurt my arm.
Merl... I am your father.
Que?!?
I...am your father.
Sorry. I do not understand.
We are not even
the same species.
Would you believe I'm the twin
sister you never knew you had?
No, I would not.
I'm a space princess!!
Okay.
But this, it is STILL
not the cliffhanger.
This is just the
uhh, tomfoolery.
[sigh]
Gotta agree with ya there,
Merl.
A cliffhanger, she needs
the big stakes.
Something exciting
or dangerous.
I go to the bathroom...
or the bedroom...
who cares?
It is not that dangerous, yes?
Huh, I think you may be
right, Merl.
Ahem, of course. I am.
Now, let me go
to the bathroom!
That's right folks,
a Great White Shark
has been put into
Merl's toilet --
to make it more...
dangerous!
[screaming wildly]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The potty!
The shark!
THIS! It was no cliffhanger
either!
You're right, Merl.
So DON'T MOVE!
Que?
This, how did it happen?
Oh... uh...hmmm,
Who knows? It's a cliffhanger!
Dumb-dumb-dumb-we-totally-ri
gged-the-ceiling-to-fall-on-
Merl's-head-musical-sting.
One false step,
and the entire stump will
come crashing down on Merl,
and ONLY Merl.
Will he survive?
Tune in...
next year!
What!?!?
But I cannot stand here
for the whole year!!!
Sorry.
It's a Season Finale.
Dumb-dumb-dumb-season-finale
-only-reruns-ahead-musical
-sting.
But the Gull, he can just say:
"The year, she has passed."
She has?!?
[loud crash]
Awww, Merl...
Ya ruined the cliffhanger!
Yes, I DID...I shall be...
THE SPOILER!
I spoil the cliffhanger...
with the resolution instanté!
Cliffhanger
[laughs]
Spoiler!
Haha- huh?
[gulp]
[splutters]
[laughing]
[doorbell]
Cliffhanger!
[baby crying]
Merl...
Gah! Spoiler!
[yelp]
Cliffhanger!
[screams]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Spoiler!
A-Dumb-dumb-dumb!
Again, our hero
suspects nothing.
How will he EVER survive
that giant bomb
planted beneath his seat?
Spoiler!
[loud boom]
Awww, no fair.
These cliffhangers
ain't that exciting.
We need to come up with
something REALLY dangerous.
Aiyiyi! The spoiler!
This time he just hide
somewhere safe!
[gasp]
[panting]
Whoaaaahhhh!
[gasping]
Where is the basement?
Oh no...
The bomb...
Before...
she blow up, and she open...
THE RIVER OF LAVA!
HELLLLLLLP!!!
Pssht!
Sounds like Spoiler Merl again,
tryin' to spoil everything.
I cannot do the spoiling!
I am in real danger!
Hanging off the stairs.
Help meeee!
Oh, c'mon, Merl...
I'm the one who needs "help."
And I want a CLIFFhanger,
not a STAIR-hanger.
NOOOO!
Okay! Now I am hanging
from the cliff!
Please... HELP!!!
[groans]
Ignore him, Gull.
He's just trying to distract us
so we can't think of a
good cliffhanger.
But I am hanging from the cliff!
Whatev-a.
Fingers... slipping...
about to fall...
Umm, hey, Merl, would you
mind keeping it down
with all your shouting about
hanging off a cliff, m'kay
because, Pickle's trying to
figure out a good cliffhanger!
Yeah, Thank you!
Wait a sec...
The big cliffhanger.
It's starin' me
right in the face!
The cliff-I-hang-from
cliffhanger?
No, my cliffhanger is...
My SEARCH for
a cliffhanger!
[gasp]
Dumb-dumb-dumb-
dramatic-joke
-within-a-joke-musical-sting
Stay tuned...
Will our hero bunny find
the cliffhanger ending
she so desperately seeks?
The answer...
Next time.
In the stump.
Now let's Freeze frame.
Will someone PLEASSSSE help?
Sorry, Merl.
Can't move.
We're in a freeze frame.
What?
This is not the freeze frame!
This is just the two of you
standing very still.
Now HELP ME!
Before I FALLLLLLL!
Oh, uh...
uh... FREEZE FRAME!
Whew!
It's a close one huh?
Ho! The cliffhanger, perhaps
she is not so bad after all?
"To be continued!"
Uhh, hmm, yeahhh.
Needs work.
OHH! I know!
But this was not the only peril
facing our friends
at the end of this episode.
There was also the massive
doomsday duckie
hurtling towards the stump.
OR...Will they simply
be destroyed
with the rest of the planet
by the invasion of...
[evil laughter]
The Alien Corn Cobs?
Or will something even
more terrifying happen?
[gulp]
[sigh]
What...?
an adventure! ♪
♪ That isn't very wise! ♪
[laughs]
I love you guys.
Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
♪ This is getting crazier! ♪
♪ It's like we're
Endangered.... ♪
♪ Species! ♪
Beep... Beep...
Beep...Beep...
...Beep...Beep... Beep...
Dump!
Oooh man, this is gonna
be so much fun!
Gull, you're really excited
about the Antique
Nut Show, aren't ya?
Oh, very much so!
I can't wait to see
all those exotic nuts.
Merl says it's gonna be
the event of the nut season.
Umm, how come you
aren't gonna come Pickle?
Yeah well, the Nut Show sounds
a little too boring for me Gull.
And with Merl out of the house
I'll finally be able to build
my super-duper-fantastic
Surfboard Lava Slide!
[gasp]
Maybe me and Merl
should stay here and help you
with your Surfboard Lava...
Shhhh Gull, it's a secret.
C'mon Merl!
Your nuts are loaded and
ready for the...
Merl? Merrrl?
Merr-lll..!
We're gonna miss the
March of the Macadamia..!
Ooooooooooooooo...
Did that sound like
a zombie to you??
Ooooooooooooooo...
Oooooooooooooo...
Noooooooooooo...
ZOMBIE!!
Merl! You look sick!
There is nothing that will
keep Merl
from going to
the nut shoooowww!
Ooohh, I think Merl's too sick
to leave.
No, you're fine
aren't ya Merl?
Maybe Merl could take
a leetle rest.
[pain spasm]
[sigh]
Alright, but let's try
and do this quickly.
What are you doing?
Just trying to figure out
some way
to get you out of
the stump fast.
I mean, just making sure
you're okay.
[chewing]
Is it gas?
I bet it's gas.
Boop boop boop...
Stop that!
[pained groan]
It is not the gas.
Yup, gotta be gas.
[pained groan]
You just need
to fart Merl.
[groan]
Merl does not fart!
Aww but it's easy!
Anyone can do it.
Merl says "no".
Well, if I have my squirrel
physiology correct.
And I think I do.
This looks to me like a case
of Squirrel Plague.
SQUIRREL PLAGUE!!!
What's Squirrel Plague?
Hahahaha...
[cough]
Don't be silly Pickle.
[chuckles]
The Squirrel Plague.
[coughing]
She has been eliminated.
And if Merl had it
[gagging]...
the tail, she'd be covered
in the yellow spots.
Uh, Merl?
Hmmmm?
[GASP]
No no no!
This cannot be,
Merl cannot
have the Squirrel
Plaaaaggghh!
[SHRIEK]
Yeah, Merl needs a doctor!
[gasps]
Well, we really
won't know for sure
until we do a proper
examination.
Do it!
Nurse Gull!
Yes Doctor.
Prepare the patient
for examination!
YES DOCTOR!
I'm an Am-bu-lance!
Siren! Siren!
UGH!!!!!!
Si-ren! Si-ren!
Si-ren! Si-ren!
Siren! Si-ren!
Si-ren! Si-ren!
The patient is prep-a-rated,
Doctor!
[groans]
[screams]
YAAAAHHH!!!
Very interesting!
[gasps]
[gasp]
We need to rehydrate him!
Yes doctor!
Is that a garden hose?
[muffled struggling]
[gag]
Ahhh!
[gags]
Well, the results are in
and you are clear to go
to the Nut Show!
YAY!
Merl... is ok?
Totally, other than a slight
case of the 'Moist-Mouth'.
MOIST MOUTH!
MOIST MOUTH!
There goes the lava slide.
What is moist mouth?
I knew a squirrel who had
the moist mouth once.
Yes, and...
What happened to him?
Like I said, I used
to know him.
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh.
[chuckles]
[munching]
This tongue towel tastes funny.
Gull! What are you doing?!
Nuff-fing.
Those paper towels
are covered with the--
[pain spasm]
the squirrel plague.
Hmm. Is that what that taste is?
[slurps]
Mmmm, very
plague-elicious.
That is it!
It is up to Merl to keep
everyone in the stump
[stomach rumbling]
[groan]
safe.
What are you going
to do Merl?
Merl is going into quarantine!
[groans]
[knocks]
Fight Merl!
You are strong you can beat
this plague.
[pain spasm]
[groaning]
Oh Gull, I can't bear to watch
this anymore.
It's just so sad
and a little boring,
actually more than
a little boring
but mostly just so, so sad!
Quick Gull, tell me
a happy story.
Hmmm, well let's see.
There's there's just so many
happy stories to tell.
[chuckles]
You know, right up until
the whole Squirrel plaguey
thing, that is.
Hmmm, well maybe
just pick one
from your happy childhood then.
[chuckling]
Oh that's easy!
When I was growing up...
All alone on my rotting
heap of garbage.
With no parents to feed me,
or hug me, or love me...
Why would you tell me such
a sad story...
Well hold on, I'm not
done yet.
There is still a happy ending.
[chuckles]
After that, I met you and Merl
and we all moved in together
into our new stump home.
You're right! That
is a happy ending!
[cheerful]
AWW!
[giggles]
[pained groan]
[sobbing]
[sobbing]
[starting to laugh]
[laughing]
[groans]
[sobbing]
[laughing]
That is it!
Those two have no respect
for the dying...
The end...
she is coming!
[laughing hysterically]
[loud fart]
Merl?
Merl was the bestest friend
what I ever had even!
[sobs]
I think Merl put it best when
he said...
[painful screaming].
We must honor his memory
[sniffling]...
...with a 21-Snot Salute!
[trumpet playing salute]
I just wish Merl was here
to see this.
If only he could give us some
sign that he is okay...
Hey beat it, pal!
Can't you see we're
mourning Merl...
[gasp]
Merl??
Yes?
Is... is it...
really, really you?
Of course it is me!
The Merl.
He's aliiiiive!
He's a ghost!
[screams]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What?!
No, I am not the ghost!
Oh, so you're cured.
Eh, it turns out the
Squirrel Plague
was simply the uhh...
gassy-ness, heh.
Once it was uhh...
...relieved by the
grandioso Fartissimo,
then the pain, she was gone.
Oh it was gas!
[chuckles]
I was right.
Uhh, I was right?
But, what about the yellow spots
on your tail?
Oh yes, the "spots"
these were just the mustard
stains from Gull's hotdog!
Mmmmm!
Ghost hot-dog!
[munching]
GHOST HOT DOG?!!!
[screaming]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey gull.
[screaming]
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gull? GULL!!
UGH!!!!!!!
Look! He's not a ghost.
He's Merl!
Merl?! Not dead?
For realsies?
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Wha...?
ENOUGH!
Now look, it's been a very long
and painful day for Merl
and all I want to do is take
my valuable,
prized nut collection
and have it appraised
by the experts at the nut show.
YES!
FINALLY!
OFF TO THE NUT SHOW!!!
Where is my prized
nut collection!
Yeah, where is Merl's prized
nut collection?!
Uhh yeah... so the nearest
I can figure is uhh...
looks like the birds got 'em.
Merl
[gasp]...
would've wanted this...
[chomping gulp]
[burp]
(Both): The birds?
Uh Yeah, yup yup...
that uhh, that's what
we're figuring.
So all my prized nuts
are gone?
So all his prized nuts
are gone?
And I missed the Nut Show!?
And he missed
the Nut Show!?
Well, look on the
bright side guys.
We got a whole year
to collect more nuts
for the next Nut Show!
NOOOOOOOO!
My nuts!
Merl's nuts!
NUTS!!!
Stop! I'll never survive!
Nooooo!
Tune in next week to
our exciting conclusion.
What?!?
But the show,
how does she end?
We'll just have to wait...
...ohh, one whole week of
amazin' mystery and suspense!
A WHOLE WEEK?!?!
Yeah, Merl, didn't you hear
the music?
It was all like this...
Dumb-dumb-dummmmmmmmmmb-dram
atic-musical-sting!
No...
It cannot be!
I MUST know the ending!
I must!!
Not me.
I LOVE a good cliffhanger.
Fact is: I wish my life could be
filled with drama,
and suspense!!
Me too!
Cuz I'm the...
Dumb-dumb-dummmmb guy.
Yes, this...
I do not dispute.
Now will you excuse me?
Hmmm, stay tuned!
[sighs]
All the mystery,
the uncertainty,
the ending without the ending...
She make me VERY hungry,
yes?
Under these covers are
delicious condiments
for Merl's sandwich!
One contains mustard,
one contains mayonnaise,
and one contains...
a deadly snake!
Which one will Merl choose?
Uhh... that one?
Are you sure?
[stammering]
That one.
Is that your final answer?
["Jeopardy" tune]
Yes!
Tune in next week for
our exciting conclusion!
What!?
But I am hungry, I cannot
wait until the week that is next
to eat the sandwich.
Ohh, sorry, Merl.
Wouldn't be very suspenseful
now, would it?
I do not care about
the suspense!
I only want to eat the sandwich!
[screams]
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Will our hero survive
the ravenous reptile?
Tune in next week for
the shocking conclusion!
I do not think that the snake,
she will wait a week
before the eating of me!
Dumb-dumb-dummmmb.
And now, a drama
in the Stump!
I, am the Merl, and that
is an impostorito!
[gasp!]
Huh?
Really?
HMM... AHH!
Stop this that you
are doing!
I am the real Merl!
[GASP]
Is it true!?
Yes it's true!
I didn't want you
to know the truth.
The truth is that I have...
amnesia!
[whimpers]
[GASP]
You do!?
Do what?
Have amnesia?
Who has amnesia?
ENOUGH!
Stop this sillyousoness!
[gasp]
What?
But it's an internet sensation!
Hey Merl streamin' live!
Merl! Your fans are in
a fevered pitch!
What will happen to Merl next!?
In the stump...
stay tuned!
You know, there's more
to life in the stump
than drama and suspense.
There are also...
cliffhangers!
Ow...
I think you hurt my arm.
Merl... I am your father.
Que?!?
I...am your father.
Sorry. I do not understand.
We are not even
the same species.
Would you believe I'm the twin
sister you never knew you had?
No, I would not.
I'm a space princess!!
Okay.
But this, it is STILL
not the cliffhanger.
This is just the
uhh, tomfoolery.
[sigh]
Gotta agree with ya there,
Merl.
A cliffhanger, she needs
the big stakes.
Something exciting
or dangerous.
I go to the bathroom...
or the bedroom...
who cares?
It is not that dangerous, yes?
Huh, I think you may be
right, Merl.
Ahem, of course. I am.
Now, let me go
to the bathroom!
That's right folks,
a Great White Shark
has been put into
Merl's toilet --
to make it more...
dangerous!
[screaming wildly]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The potty!
The shark!
THIS! It was no cliffhanger
either!
You're right, Merl.
So DON'T MOVE!
Que?
This, how did it happen?
Oh... uh...hmmm,
Who knows? It's a cliffhanger!
Dumb-dumb-dumb-we-totally-ri
gged-the-ceiling-to-fall-on-
Merl's-head-musical-sting.
One false step,
and the entire stump will
come crashing down on Merl,
and ONLY Merl.
Will he survive?
Tune in...
next year!
What!?!?
But I cannot stand here
for the whole year!!!
Sorry.
It's a Season Finale.
Dumb-dumb-dumb-season-finale
-only-reruns-ahead-musical
-sting.
But the Gull, he can just say:
"The year, she has passed."
She has?!?
[loud crash]
Awww, Merl...
Ya ruined the cliffhanger!
Yes, I DID...I shall be...
THE SPOILER!
I spoil the cliffhanger...
with the resolution instanté!
Cliffhanger
[laughs]
Spoiler!
Haha- huh?
[gulp]
[splutters]
[laughing]
[doorbell]
Cliffhanger!
[baby crying]
Merl...
Gah! Spoiler!
[yelp]
Cliffhanger!
[screams]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Spoiler!
A-Dumb-dumb-dumb!
Again, our hero
suspects nothing.
How will he EVER survive
that giant bomb
planted beneath his seat?
Spoiler!
[loud boom]
Awww, no fair.
These cliffhangers
ain't that exciting.
We need to come up with
something REALLY dangerous.
Aiyiyi! The spoiler!
This time he just hide
somewhere safe!
[gasp]
[panting]
Whoaaaahhhh!
[gasping]
Where is the basement?
Oh no...
The bomb...
Before...
she blow up, and she open...
THE RIVER OF LAVA!
HELLLLLLLP!!!
Pssht!
Sounds like Spoiler Merl again,
tryin' to spoil everything.
I cannot do the spoiling!
I am in real danger!
Hanging off the stairs.
Help meeee!
Oh, c'mon, Merl...
I'm the one who needs "help."
And I want a CLIFFhanger,
not a STAIR-hanger.
NOOOO!
Okay! Now I am hanging
from the cliff!
Please... HELP!!!
[groans]
Ignore him, Gull.
He's just trying to distract us
so we can't think of a
good cliffhanger.
But I am hanging from the cliff!
Whatev-a.
Fingers... slipping...
about to fall...
Umm, hey, Merl, would you
mind keeping it down
with all your shouting about
hanging off a cliff, m'kay
because, Pickle's trying to
figure out a good cliffhanger!
Yeah, Thank you!
Wait a sec...
The big cliffhanger.
It's starin' me
right in the face!
The cliff-I-hang-from
cliffhanger?
No, my cliffhanger is...
My SEARCH for
a cliffhanger!
[gasp]
Dumb-dumb-dumb-
dramatic-joke
-within-a-joke-musical-sting
Stay tuned...
Will our hero bunny find
the cliffhanger ending
she so desperately seeks?
The answer...
Next time.
In the stump.
Now let's Freeze frame.
Will someone PLEASSSSE help?
Sorry, Merl.
Can't move.
We're in a freeze frame.
What?
This is not the freeze frame!
This is just the two of you
standing very still.
Now HELP ME!
Before I FALLLLLLL!
Oh, uh...
uh... FREEZE FRAME!
Whew!
It's a close one huh?
Ho! The cliffhanger, perhaps
she is not so bad after all?
"To be continued!"
Uhh, hmm, yeahhh.
Needs work.
OHH! I know!
But this was not the only peril
facing our friends
at the end of this episode.
There was also the massive
doomsday duckie
hurtling towards the stump.
OR...Will they simply
be destroyed
with the rest of the planet
by the invasion of...
[evil laughter]
The Alien Corn Cobs?
Or will something even
more terrifying happen?
[gulp]
[sigh]
What...?