Endangered Species (2014–…): Season 1, Episode 15 - Flushloose Fever - full transcript

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♪ Let's go on
an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're
Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

[yawns]



[groans]

Good morning Nutty Buddy.

Nutty Buddy?!

Nutty Buddy?!
Where are you?!

Nutty Buddy?

Nutty Buddy?

Nutty Buddy!

Nutty Buddy!

[burps]

No, no!

Nooooo!

[gulps]

[sighs]

Hmmm....



Something's different
around here.

But I just can't put
my finger on it.

Hey, Merl, what's new?

What is new?

I have lost the BEST FRIEND
OF ME EVER!!!

Aw [laughs],

that's sweet, Merl.

But I'm right here.
[laughs]

I am your best friend,
right Merl?

Oh, yes, of course
you are Gull.

[clears throat]

And you too, Pickle.

Nutty Buddy, he is just
my best "nutty" friend.

Awww, no fairsies!

You put posters of your Best
Nutty Friend EVERYWHERES!

Yes.

This is because the Nutty Buddy,
is missing.

Missing?!?!

Hmm...

I fear the Nutty Buddy,
he may have been...

Buddy-napped.

Huh?

Stolen in the night!

This, it is the CRIME
OF THE CENTURY.

[gasps]

Oh, yeah.

Can you be more specific?

Or show me a funny flashback?

There are no funny
flashbacks this time, mi amigo.

Only the hours and hours of
the security footage.

I have THE HOURS AND HOURS
OF THE SECURITY FOOTAGE!

I must go check it and see what
happened to the Nutty Buddy--

Not so fast, fella...

Detective Pickle is on the case.

Uh, yes, "detective."

But I think I can handle
this, yes?

I have the security footage

-- Won't tell you nothin', see?

The only way to solve
a Crime of the Century

is with old fashion
detective work.

Oh! I want to play!

Can I be the hapless
sidekick/partner/foil,

plucky comic relief!

S'long as you stay outta
my way, rookie.

Oh! I will.

[grunt]

Perfect.

I do not have time to play
detective, Detective.

I need to find my Nutty Buddy.

Eh save the tears, doll.

Finding Nutty Buddies is
what we buddy cops do.

We're professionals.
Yuh-huh.

I mean...

YUH-HUH.

No, it this will just become
the big game to you.

Only if you play along,
m'am.

Now we need an hysterical
victim.

No, this is NO time to play
the hysterical victim!

I will NOT get
all the worked up...

and the emotional...

and the completely
out of control!!!

Find my Nutty Buddy!
I'm begging you.

Pleeeeeassse!

Don't worry, m'am.

We're on the case!!

I was 30 seconds away
from retirement

WHEN this case came
down the hatch.

Seen too many cases like this.

I'm a detective!

One of the best, buddy!

But we got a grievin' widow
lookin' for answers.

Eh? This widow, who is this?

You'll have to step back,
ma'am.

This is official police
business.

The scene of the crime...

Some grizzly stuff...

[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, m'am, should've
warned you first.

Crime scenes are not
for the faint of heart.

Crime scene?

You draw all over the stump!

Aw, it will take me WEEKS
to get the lines removed!!

[clears throat]

Then you best avert your eyes

from the rest of the crime
scene, ma'am.

[hums]
♪♪♪♪♪

But you just make the mess!!!

[sobs] If we do not find
the Nutty Buddy,

he will be gone forever!

Don't worry, Ma'am.

Got my best man working
the phones.

Thanks for the tip, m'am!

Look! Our first lead!

Nice work, detective!

This oughta blow the case
wide open!

This, it is no "lead."

It is just the scribbles.

You have no clue where
the Nutty Buddy is!

we have clues,
but we have... suspects!

Suspects??

That's right, ma'am.

Show em' the lineup...

Annnd turn to the side.

Turn to the side, please!!!

Oh, yes... Of course.

Wait.

I am not the suspect --
I am the m'am.

I-I mean, the victim.

He did it!

Stop tampering with
the witness, ma'am!

He is NOT the witness!

He is the suspect!

He made me do it!

It's all his fault!

What!! He is lying!

That's what they all say ma'am.

[growls]

Stop calling me MA'AM!!

That kinda attitude isn't
helping your case, ma'am.

[growl]

We may have to restrain
this suspect.

I'll put him in lockdown!

[growls]

They cannot do this
to me.

Treating me like some kind
of animal!

I am a SQUIRREL --
not an ANIMAL

[sighs]

I must escape!

And prove the innocence of me.

Uh, the prison break

[laughs]

she is safer than I thought!

[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nutty Buddy?

Is this you?

Oh, how did you get here?

Oh, Nutty Buddy!

I love you, yes?

The case, she is solved!

I tell Pickle and Gull!
[whistle sound]

What is this?

Halt!

Now step away
from the Buddy!

But he is my Buddy!

I find him, and I do
the grabbing!

You grabbed him?

Classic buddy-napping.

No, he was just lying
on the floor, not moving.

Like he was dead?!??!

You killed him too?

He killed him!

He's a Buddy-killer!

[whistle sound]

No, I hurt no one.

I...

Grab the Buddy --
before he kills him again!

What?!?

You will never take
the Nutty Buddy from me!!!

Ya! Ya!

We must stick together,
Nutty Buddy,

like the two convicts who are
wanted by the law!!!

Wait... That does
not sound right.

I mean

[gasps]

Vamanos, Nutty Buddy!

El policia, they will take
you away!

But do not worry:
I keep you safe.

And we will be free!

[laughs]

[shriek]

[grunt]

Okay. This is the exact opposite
of the being free.

Wait... The Security
Cameras, yes?

The footage will clear
our names, Nutty Buddy!

Yes, all we have to do
is tell them and

[gasps]

[grunts]

Okay, we can do
this the easy way...

...or the hard way.

It's up to you how you want this
Good Cop/Bad Cop routine to go.

Uh, who is the Bad Cop again?

I'm the BAD cop
and don'cha forget it

or I'll pretend to be
EVEN MORE angry!!

Whoa, there, Bad Cop!

That kind of righteous fake
anger can really hurt somebody!

Yea, I think I pulled a muscle
in my back.

Let me work it for you.

Ahhh... You ARE a good cop.

I'm a good cop!

Uh, can we continue,
por favor?

Sorry, suspect.

You'll have to forgive
my partner.

She is a bad actor.

Bad cop.

What she said.

Now you're looking
at some hard time, pal.

I want names.

I want dates.

I want you to make me
a sandwich.

Oh, the sandwich?

This I can do.

You ain't makin' nothin',

útil you start singin'
like a CANARY!!!

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

I'd like a sandwich too.

With the mustard?

Oh, yes, please.

Oh, and
um..one more thing...

Yes?

Can you put some ketchup
on there too?

Of course.

Thank you.

Oh, and one more thing...

How did you kidnap
Nutty Buddy?

It was easy.

I just pick him up from
beneath the bed,

and then I take him.

AH-HA!

Wait, did I just do
the confessing?

Order in the Court!

Listen to all the noise
I can make!

Ding!

Order in the court!

Eh? What is this.

Your honor, the defendant is

GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

What?!

I'm a defense attorney!

Wait, this, it is not a trial!

I object!

Now bring out the first witness!

He did it!

He's guilty!

Wait! This is all
the misunderstanding!

I can prove it!

I have the evidence.

Sorry, but this is a court
of law.

We have no use
for evidence here.

Hold on your, honor.

This may be REALLY funny!

I'll allow it.

But only if it's EXTREMELY
funny.

The security footage,

it records everything
in the stump.

Now if I can just replay it,

like I try to do
many hours ago...

You will see.

I am complet-amente innocent.

Oh, will you just PLAY
IT ALREADY!

Okay, okay...

It wasn't that funny.

[groans]

What?!?! I am guilty after all!!

I knew it!

We're the best detectives ever.

Yuh-huh.

I mean,

[deeper voice]
yuh-huh.

I cannot believe this.

I do not deserve the mercy.

I am the bad friend
to the Nutty Buddy.

I must pay for the crime,
and do the time.

Eh, it was an accident.
No big deal.

CASE DISMISSED!

[sighs]

[shrieks]

Good night!

Yes, good night everybody!

And good night to you,
Nutty Buddy.

[kissing sounds]

[yawn]

Ay-yi-yi...

Can no one do the cleaning
up after themselves?

D'OHH!!!

[munching]

[grunt]

Mmm...

Hey!!

[grunting]

OH!

The stump, she will never
be clean!

Fear not citizen,

for a superhero has
heard your cry for justice,

the Avenging Pickle!

So, you will help me do
the cleaning?

No, I'm a SUPERHERO.

Not a maid.

Ooh! Ooh!

I wanna be a superhero too!

I'm gonna be...

The Huuuuuugg...

Raaww--

[giggles]

Favor...NO!

AHHH HUGG
go HUUUUUG!

Woohoo!

We're a dynamic duo!

[catching breath]
H'ohhh-kay.

Three can be in the duo,
yes?

Uh...

mmm... not exactly.

But okay.

Then prepare to face

the hypo-allergenic
super-powers of...

El Sanitario!

The who what?

El Sanitario.

The world's cleanest superhero.

Dedicated to the Truth,
The Justice,

and The Anti-Bacterial Way!

But when do you hug people?

Or shoot úem with
your laser eyes!

Pooey! Pooey!

Or kick úem to the moon with
your nuclear-powered toe?

Hyah-hyah-hyah!

Ay-yi-yi!

Why is this you do the kicking?

Just showin' off the 37
Ultra-Unique --

and incredibly random
-- SuperPowers

of The Avenging Pickle.

So what does
your super guy do?

El Sanitario?

Why, he keeps the world safe
by keeping it clean...

Starting with the sofa.

Join me, yes?

As we go on the Glorious Mission
of the Tidiness!

[sigh]

If I didn't know better,
I'd say El Sanitarium

is just tryin' to trick us
into cleaning stuff up.

What?!

El Sanitario, he does not
do the tricking!

He does the GERM-FIGHTING
FOR JUSTICE!

Ha-hoo!

He has triumphed over
the many villains...

The Sink of Sorrows!

Sanitized.

The Life-Sucking Tower
of Laundry.

Folded.

The Poopy Stains of Doom!

...Deodorized.

You try, yes?

[squeal]

Ooh! Okay!

UNNHH! C'mon, Merl!

Play right!

We're not cleanin',
we're playing!

El Sanitario, he can do
the both.

No way, Merl-ay!

You might be able to slay
some stinky socks...

... but you'll never beat
a REAL Super-Villain!

Very well, show me the villain,

I show you... El Victory!

[gasp]
Ooh! Ooh!

Be right back!

Now where is that?--

WAHHH!

Wait'll they get a load of me!

Huh?

Shlitzy, uh... who ya
talking too?

And how come and why do
my lips move when you speak?

Because I'm controlling
your mind!

MUUH-HUUU-HUUU-HUUU-

[shriek]

HAA-HAAA-HAAAAAA!

El Sanitario, he has faced
the many villains;

The Deadly Dust Bunnies,
The Mold of The Madness.

[groan]

The super villains,
they are not a problem.

Hellllllp!

I have a problem
with a Super Villain!

Muahahahahahaha!

I am The Lone Cob of
the Apocalypse!

And I am here to SHUCK
YOU ALL!

(Both): Ooooohh...

Uh. Because...

you know...

I'm-I'm a corn o' cob.

And you "shuck" corn.

(Both): Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...

Yeah so...

Muuhuuuhaaaaaa!

I don't think so, villain.

No one can defeat
The Avenging Pickle...

And her arsenal of cob-fighting
powers...

Supa-speed!

I'm runnin' supersonic
circles around you

[panting]

Any second, my
SUPER-SONIC DIZZINESS

will bring you to YOUR KNEES!

You mean like this?

UGH!!!!!!!!

Hugg!

Lend me a hand
and stop that fiend

---in your hand!

Hmm?

Oh... uh... HUGG go huuuu...

Aww, I can't hug anything!

Not with this Lone Cob
controlling me.

Perhaps, El Sanitario, he can
be of the assistance.

Pfffft! You?

But all you do is clean stuff!

Yes.

To the San-Mobile!

You are no match
for El Sanitario's

Hyper-Cannon
of Hygiene!

Whoaaa!

El Sanitario,
he win again.

Uh...

I'm confused.

UH...Was that super-villain
just outsmarted

by some "cleaning squirrel?"

You have not seen the last
of the Lone Cob,

you vacuum-hosing fool!

What is this?!?

Oh no!

That evil Cob is taunting us

from inside your super-vacuum,
El Saniterrible!

That's El Sanit-ah-rio!

...Get ready to jump him
as soon as we trick him

into letting us out.

Ha!

You shall never trick
El Sanitario into

-- AHHH!

Dust Bunnies! Attack!

[coughing]

[grunt]

"Ears of Ouch" GO!

Ow! Ow!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

[whistles]

The fiend, he is captured again
by El Sanitario

this time in a Double
Containment Unit, yes?

You mean a paper bag
that you stapled shut?

Exact-a-mente.

Now, shall we free the closet
of The Dark Clutter?

Or Clean the Yard of
the Many Leaves of Evil?

Merl still isn't playing right.

Yeah, we don't wanna
clean, Merl.

We wanna do more
superhero stuff!

Ha!

No Double Containment Unit
can contain...

the Lone Cob of
the Apocalypse.

Gull, stop the picking of
the corn out of the trash, yes?

I am not Gull.

I am... THE HUGG!

[grunt]

Who still can't hug,

with The Lone Cob
controlling my mind!

You've GOT to fight it,
Hugg!

I don't know if I can.

He makes me look into his eyes,

and he hyp-ner-tizles me!

Ugh... Mind melting...

Must fight hypno-corn
powers...

Whaaa!

Ay-yi-yi.

Again?

I thought we do the hero game,

and get the cleaning of
the stump done too, yes?

But now...

This super-villain, he does
the thwarting of me again!!!

[scream]

Not so fast!

Huh? What's that?

Where?

I don't see anything--

[evil laugh]

One wrong move, and your pals
plop into a pool of super acid!

[gasp]

And over there...

Toxic trash, ready to spill
on the sofa you just cleaned!

What?!?

How is it you do the rigging
of this so quickly, yes?

I'm a super-villain!

It's my job!

Yeah, Merl.

It's HIS JOB!

Silence, foolish hugging bird.

Oh...

[chuckle]
Sorry...

Now...

You can only save one side.

What do you do?

Save the couch?

Or... save your friends?

Oh... This Shlitzy,
he is one evil cob.

I AM THE MOST EVIL COB!

Muhahahaha--

wait, what're you doing?

I am moving the pool,yes?

Then there'll be no danger
to fall into.

You can't do that!

So I move the sofa then,
it remains clean.

You can't do that either.

Well! How 'bout I do this?

What?!

Curse your clean logic,
EL Sanitario!

[grunt]

No! Not the Pool of Acid!

I'M MELTING!

No, wait...

Oh. It's just soda water.

[chuckles]

But... IT STILL BURNS!

The Corn...

Oh no! The fizzy bubbles!

...he is popped.

Going up my nose
and into my BRAIN!!!

AHH!

I'll get you, El Sanitario!

If it's the last thing I...

[gurgle, gurgle, glub, glub]

El Sanitario...

I can't believe you chose
your friends and playtime

over your cleaning.

Hugg go HUUUUUG!

[grunt]

Yes, this it was not
the easy decision.

Because you LOVE US so much?

Well, uh...

Yes.

But also, the soda water...

Eh... She spill.

Eh... She ruin the floor.

But the couch...?

She is El Sanitario'd!

[gasp]

Thanks, Merl.

You're the best superhero
cleaning squirrel ever.

Yes, I know, Gull.

Heh. I like the hugging too,
but now...

I empty the "acid" pool.

Eh?? The cob, where did he go?

[heavy breathing]

to be...cob-tinued.

[evil laugh]