El juego de las llaves (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Stop Saying Condom! - full transcript

"The area of the brain affected
when we have sex

is the same as that affected
when we fall in love.

That is why it is so easy
to mistake sex for love."

Sit down now!
Or you'll be in trouble.

- I kill you with my laser sword.
- You're lying.

Cheers.

Excuse me, Carmen.

Come on, sit down. I don’t bite.

- Would you like some coffee?
- A little, please.

LADY VILLALOBOS
IS GETTING MARRIED

He's spitting seeds at me!



Stop messing with me.
I'm your big brother.

Good morning!

Good morning, Mom.

Are you teasing each other so early?

- Are you leaving?
- Yes.

Aren't you having breakfast?

No. Good morning, Carmen.
Can I have a tea, please?

- Thanks.
- Good morning.

Do you need the paper?

Fidel, can you tell your dad
I'm driving to the office?

I have a wedding to plan,
and I'm in a hurry.

She's in a hurry,
needs to plan a wedding

and is driving to the office.

I heard her, honey.



Tell your mom it was my turn
to drive, but it's okay.

As long as she can leave
her honor at home.

You can take the car, just leave
your honor at home.

I heard him, honey.

Carmen, you're in charge
of this kids.

Call me if they misbehave.

And you know what to do
in case Leo misbehaves.

I know, madam.

Bye, Mom!

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU.

I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY
IF YOU DON'T TALK TO ME...

Hey, Mom?

Can Claudio come over
to play video games today?

Claudio? Your crush?

Sure! That's cool!

Tell me. Did you invite him over?

Mom, promise
you won't embarrass me.

Me? I won't, honey!
Why are you saying that?

I know you, Mom.

- Good morning.
- Hi, Dad.

Hello, babe.

Did you know that today
Mica is going to have a date...

with her friend Claudio?

I'm glad, honey.
But I'm quite jealous.

God, Dad.

Honey, why don't we pick up Mica

from school and have lunch together?

I'm busy today.

THE GAME OF KEYS

It's expensive.
But he sings just like Elvis.

Expensive? Nothing is expensive
to the Ortiz-Villalobos!

And neither to us.
After this wedding we will be rich.

- We're going to Vegas!
- I love your idea...

You are treacherous and ungrateful.
How could you?

- What are you talking about?
- What do you mean?

We're working on a slideshow for you.
It's almost ready.

Oh, come on!
Do you really think I'm hiring you?

Of course not! And that's not all.

I'll sue you and I'm going
to take out every penny from you.

I'm sorry. I don't follow you.
Don't talk to us in that tone.

- Let's relax, please.
- I can't! Look at this!

I'm trending topic now.

Who's L. Cuevas and why does he have
all the details on my wedding?

She doesn't even look like me. My...

- My teeth aren't that big.
- Sure they aren't.

You have perfect teeth.

You were the only ones
who actually knew.

You know the guy!

- Who is he?
- He's my spouse.

I never thought he'd dare to do
something like that.

I don't care if you thought
he'd dare or not.

If I were you, I'd start kissing
my business goodbye.

My money, and my life.

I won't stop
until you lose everything.

No one messes with me.

Aurelia, I'm sure
we can sort this out.

I suggest you find a good lawyer.

Do you remember the jacket
Ryan wears on "Drive"? The scorpion?

It was mine, he borrowed it from me.

Hi, Óscar.
Are you ready for the meeting?

Pack all your stuff and get out.
Do you hear me?

What are you doing, Óscar?

Are you out of your mind?
What's wrong with you?

You all witnessed it.
He just attacked me.

- I did nothing. I'll sue you!
- You?

I did some research.

You've never worked for any
major company, including Apple.

And he was never
Ryan Gosling's double.

No...

Is that true, Sergio?

We all cheat on our resumes.

Oh, God!

Wait.

Do as you must.

He's cute. But I never
really liked him that much.

You are fired.

And don't come near
this office again,

let alone my family.

Are you okay?

I am. I'm sorry.

Go back to work, people.

What can I say?

Basically, you're fucked.

You broke
the non-disclosure agreement.

Miss Ortiz-Villalobos can sue you.

What can we do about it?

Being one of the most powerful
families in Mexico,

and she is also entitled.

It's complicated.

A bit of friendly advice.

Transfer all your assets.
They could be seized.

- And our business?
- That should be first.

Try to talk Villalobos out
of the lawsuit.

It's your only chance.

That's it.

Thanks, Roberto.

Everything will be fine.
Keep me posted.

- Thanks.
- See you.

I just need to practice.

But you don't even know
how to hold the golf club.

Hi, there!

- How did it go?
- Hello.

It went fine. But it's so hard
to play golf.

He really sucks.
He just needs to practice.

I did't hit a single ball
and I only hurt the grass.

- Two glasses of white wine, please.
- Right away, sir.

Thanks for the invitation.
I've always wanted to play golf.

We could sponsor you, right, honey?

Honey?

Yes, sure. No problem.

What?

Since I got pregnant,
I've been hornier than usual.

It's the hormones.

- We don't know them yet.
- Don't judge me.

- You're being indiscreet.
- It's okay, don't worry.

We're open-minded.

Right now, our relationship
is going through...

a period of discovery?

- How's that? Tell us more.
- We want to know.

- Yeah?
- Gaby...

Well, a friend of ours...

throws...

these ordinary parties...

with ordinary people.
But at the end of the night...

Are you okay?

I am. Sorry.

Let me help you.

- At the end of the night what?
- What?

Here, please.

- Let's have a toast.
- Right.

Whatever.

- With your left hand.
- I didn't know that.

"Lady Villalobos" is trending topic.

And our newspaper is too.
Good job, Leo.

This just proves the power

of responsible media, like us,

against this rotten system
that governs us!

You know what?

People are tired.

Leonardo Cuevas? Where is he?

Leonardo Cuevas?

Thanks.

Leonardo...

Here you are.

I can see you're on it.

How could you do this to me?

You didn't like my cartoon?

You've screwed us.

Please, stay.

You need to know that this beast
isn't even my husband.

Because he doesn't believe
in marriage, right?

After 10 years together
and two children.

He sets his beliefs before us.

This time...

you broke a non-disclosure agreement
from one of my clients.

And now, she's suing me.

We're about to lose everything.

We're going to fight back!
Free speech is our right!

- Right?
- That's right.

We have no rights!

I signed a NDA!

Anyway, you've never backed me.

And you were right.

Marriage isn't meant for us.

Barbie, it was working.

You and I...

weren't working.

We had great sex. That's different.

But now I see that role-playing

or S&M, or swingers parties...

can't solve our issues.
We are over, Leo.

I want you out of the house today.

- It's my house too.
- It's not, baby.

Thanks to you it's now owned
by the Ortiz-Villalobos.

Hi, babe.

Hey.

Why were you upset
when I mentioned the Game of Keys?

- Were you embarrassed?
- I thought you were indiscreet.

We've just met them.

It didn't look that way.

- What do you mean?
- It's like you already knew them.

I thought you'd known them
for a long time.

- That's why I brought it up.
- You're wrong, babe.

I've just met them.

I don't believe you.

I'll take a shower.

How are you, madam?

Don't call me madam.
Please, call me Adriana.

I'm not the typical mom.

Mica is on her way.
Traffic's heavy.

While we wait,
do you want a whisky or tequila?

No. Thank you.

I was joking.

- A glass of water?
- Water is perfect, madam.

Adriana.

- I don't know.
- Why are you so upset?

Because I'm married, honey.
That's why.

I won't lie.
I'm attracted to Daniel.

But I'm married.

Give me his number.
I'll invite him to my party.

You think?

Gaby is attending the party.

How would that work?

Siena, please. Help me!

You're not doing anything wrong.
You deserve to find out who you are.

And she also deserves to know
who she's married to.

Valentín, lies can only hurt.

It's time everyone learns the truth.

Besides, you're my sponsor.
It's practically your party.

You can do as you please.

I don't know.

Relax.
Everything is going to be fine.

Tell me, when did you start driving?

- A while ago.
- Really?

Yes. About...

A couple of months ago.

- That long?
- I know.

- You'd like to see my license?
- Sure.

A condom.

But it isn't mine. It's my dad's.

I mean, Dad gave it to me.
He insists that I need to be careful.

But I'd never wear it.

- What do you mean?
- I mean, I'd use it if I had to.

But I'm not going to use it,
with Mica.

- Never?
- I mean, only if I had to.

- But I won't.
- I don't follow.

I mean, I don't know. You see?

It's obvious that your dad cares
and loves you very much.

Maybe he isn't as cool as I am.

Mom!

- What are you doing?
- We're just having a conversation.

I have to go.

Don't go.

I didn't do anything, Mica!

Claudio had a condom
in his wallet and it fell out.

- I was just handing back his condom.
- Mom?

- Stop saying "condom."
- Why?

You've ruined everything!

As usual.

I hate you!

- What is it, Mica?
- Ask Mom.

Mica, I'm talking to you.

I need you to understand...

What now?

Not now, Óscar, please.
It's been a shitty day!

Mine too! But I come home
and my daughter is upset

- because you did something wrong.
- It isn't my fault.

This boy had a condom
in his wallet and it fell off.

I was handing back his condom
just when Mica showed up.

You really gave a condom
to our daughter's date?

I didn't!

You didn't!
You never do anything wrong!

What does that mean?

Tell me.

Be honest. Why did you insist
on playing the Game of Keys?

What?

Just...

What does the Game have
to do with it?

Just answer me!
Why did you insist so much?

You know why.

- I wanted us to experience...
- You're lying!

You just wanted to fuck...

Because I've never been enough,
right?

The Game was your excuse!

I was an idiot to trust you.

Oh, yeah. Poor little thing.

You fucked my best friend twice.
Not once, twice.

But you were aware of that!

That's right.
And that's your perfect excuse.

But I didn't like her before...

I NEED TO SEE YOU.

- Your whisky.
- Thanks.

- A snack.
- Thanks.

- Can I get you anything else?
- I'm fine. Thanks.

- I'm expecting someone.
- Excuse me.

Why this place?

I don't want to be seen.
And it's dark in here.

What happened to your face?

Nothing. I'm fine.

I was dying to see you.

I just needed...

time to think.

I don't know what to do, Sergio.

My world is crumbling.

Why? Did Óscar find out?

I don't know.
But he's acting weird.

And that's not the only thing.

The real thing is...

Óscar is right about something.

What?

I insisted on playing
the Game of Keys...

because I wanted to have
sex with you.

Me too.

I almost died
when you first backed out.

But then we had sex...

and I can't get you out of my mind.

I don't know if you're being honest.

Yes, I know.

An irresponsible womanizer
can't have feelings for someone.

But I really like you.

I know you have a family
and I would hate to hurt them.

It's not easy
because I'm in love with you.

I don't need a young girl.

I want a woman like you.

I want you by my side.

If that's what you want.

Who is it?

It's Gaby.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Is Adriana home?
- She isn't.

Come in.

Hey.

Want something to drink?

- A sip from your beer.
- Have a seat.

I don't know where Adriana is.
She won't even let me know now.

How have you been?

Not here. We can't do it here.

Also...

I think I can't...

I can't cheat on Adriana,
and you can't cheat on Valentín.

I think I just saw Valentín
hitting on a man.

What?

I was there too.

The other man was rubbing his foot
on Valentín's legs under the table.

You think he's gay?

And I'm stupid enough
not to have found out all this time?

You're kidding, right?

I mean, we've known Valentín
like forever.

I never thought...

He likes Maluma's songs.

He loves musicals.

- Really..
- I mean...

- Hey!
- Hi.

I called you.
I needed to talk to you.

I came by because you didn't answer.

- And...
- Right...

I told her she could wait for you.

I was driving around.
Maybe there was no signal.

Is something wrong?

I needed to tell you something.

But maybe tomorrow,
while working out.

I must go. Thanks for the beer.

Say hi to Mica for me.

Okay.

Mica?

Mica!

I know I can be a bit much.

- But I don't mean...
- What were you saying?

I know I can be a bit much.

But I did nothing wrong this time.

I know, Mom. Claudio...

Claudio texted me
explaining what happened.

I think his dad
is kind of intense too.

That's another thing
we have in common.

Are you upset?

Claudio thinks
that you're super cool.

And he'd love his mom to be like you.

Are you and Dad...

getting a divorce?

What? What are you talking about?

I mean, if you want to stay married,
it's fine.

But if you prefer to be separated...

I'm fine with it.

Don't worry.

I guess I'll be staying in a hotel.

Bárbara.

I'm not joking. I'm leaving forever.

Are you sure you want me out?

Stay away from my study.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG PARTY?

SORRY, WE CAN'T GO TO THE PARTY.

Who are you texting?

I'm telling Siena
we can't go to her party.

Considering our current situation,
there's no point in going.

- It isn't a good time.
- Do as you please.

Babe?

I don't want to go to Siena's party.

You can't call it off.
We've agreed to go.

Since when do you like Siena
that much?

We've just met her.
Missing her party isn't a big deal.

She wouldn't even notice.

What is it?

Are you hiding something from me?

I'm not.
It's okay if you don't want to go.

I don't care.

I'll call it off, then.
I don't want to go.

I'll let her know.

Towels...

- Fuck!
- What?

Your school friends
are cancelling on me?

All of them?

It just sounds weird to me.
At the same time?

It's okay. Don't worry.
You've invited tons of people.

Yeah. But I promised
there'd be old people too.

I need to persuade them.

What did you want to tell me
last night?

I think Valentín is bisexual.

Or gay.

Valentín?

What do you mean?

Come on. Gaby, you would've noticed
a long time ago.

What if I don't really want to notice
what's going on?

Gaby, you know? I think you're right.

Valentín is really weird.

What happened between you two?
He didn't talk about it.

Nothing happened!

Nothing happened, and Valentín...

Why are you fucking missing
my birthday party?

I don't feel like going with Leo.

Same here.

Gaby isn't going
because Valentín is gay.

- Bárbara!
- What?

There's no point in hiding it.

We aren't sure if he's gay.

You can't stop exploring
your sexuality over your husbands.

Listen, Siena.
Thank you for helping us.

But your stupid game
fucked our lives.

I'm sorry. It isn't my game's fault.

But what you've discovered.

And you were fucked
way before starting to play.

Do you really love your husbands?
Or it's just a habit?

Leo and Óscar are uninvited.

But you need to go.

- What about Valentín?
- He needs to go.

You'll find out
whether he's gay or not.

- I'm in, then.
- Me too. You'll need support.

Besides, I'm thirsty for revenge.

- Good!
- I'm in too, obviously.

- We're in, then.
- Excellent decision, girls!

What do you say?

- It's on the tip of my tongue.
- Go ahead, then.

- I want to fuck.
- Louder.

- I want to fuck!
- Again!

I want to fuck!

- Shall I take your order?
- A round of tequila!

Fine.