El juego de las llaves (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Make Me Crazy... Yay Yay Yay - full transcript

"Only 3% of all mammals on Earth,

including homo sapiens,
are actually monogamous.

Bonobos, which are the closest apes
to humans, are not."

Look at this beauty!

Wow!

- What's that supposed to be?
- An "M" for Mica.

Looks like a dead snake.

It isn't a dead snake.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Is everything okay?

- Everything okay, honey.
- I had a bad night's sleep.



I'm just making pancakes.

Eat them all, okay?

Can you drive me?

Sure, honey.

Let's go.

- Come on, sweetheart.
- Bye, honey.

Have a nice day.

Come on, let's go.

OV7 FOREVER.
SEE YOU TONIGHT.

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
CAN WE MEET LATER?

Hey, babe.

Gala invited us to an erotic poetry
reading, do you want to come?

I can't. I have plans.

- What kind of plans?
- Men stuff, you know.



I need to get back to the office.

I'll see you later.

THE GAME OF KEYS

Leo, please!

- Stop!
- You have to come, babe.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That was great, babe.

Uncuff me, please. I need to...

- I have to go.
- Okay, okay.

- And the keys?
- Come on!

Relax, honey!

But you enjoyed it though, right?

Good.

- You know what I feel like?
- I don't know.

- You're being demanding.
- I want role-playing again.

But this time...

I choose.

Then, choose something hot.

I have an idea.

We raised a lot of money
for cancer research in children.

Significant breakthrough
is being achieved.

- Excellent!
- That's good. Very good.

I think it's great
that you want to care

for all the children in the world.

- But you don't want your own?
- Does anyone want more lemonade?

- Thanks.
- Tell me something.

Have you thought who will inherit
your fortune when you die?

- It has chia seeds.
- No. Thanks.

I don't need to think about it.
You remind me on a daily basis.

And I'll keep doing it
every single day.

Until you finally make up your mind

and do the only thing
we've asked you to do...

Let me finish, please.

Seems like you're still determined
to live like you were a young kid.

Believing that you'll always have
money available...

- Ernesto. Ernesto.
- What is it, Gaby?

Valentín and I will have babies.

But whenever we want to.

If you agree, fine.
And if you disagree, that's fine too.

Shall we go, babe?

Let's go.

Come on, Chata.

Take care.

Come on.

Bye, Chata.

"If you agree, fine.

And if you disagree,
that's fine too."

I swear I've never heard anyone
talk to my old man like that before.

Did you see his face?

His reaction?

He was speechless
for the first time ever.

Totally speechless.

My God, Gabriela Albarrán!

I love you.

I'd be lost without you.

Good afternoon.

Adriana!

Hey, Barbs! What are you doing here?

Well, Siena texted me.
She needed to see me.

- That's funny. Me too.
- What are you doing here?

Probably same as you.

- Siena?
- She's so fucking weird.

- Everything all right?
- Yes. Why?

Just asking.

Because...

Oh, right. Everything was fine.

Let's just say it was
like an explosive... situation.

Yeah, gross.

How about you?

Fine. As usual.
Just like the last time. You?

How was it with Sergio?

Nothing unusual.

Really.

- Boo!
- Jeez!

You scared me.

You're probably wondering
why I needed to see you.

The thing is,
I'm having my birthday party

and I want to have you
as my special guests.

A Game of Keys.

Imagine a mansion full of rooms.

Everyone wearing masks.
No one knows who is who.

- Men...
- Women...

- Threesomes...
- Foursomes...

Gala!

- What?
- Anything is possible.

- Just sex.
- Unlimited lust.

- Boobs...
- Asses...

Dicks...

What do you think?

- Gang sex.
- Great.

Tell your spouses.
I'll see you there.

- Can you explain?
- These girls are fucking crazy.

- Shall I take your order?
- Tequila for me.

- Okay.
- Triple.

Fucking game.

I don't know whether I like it
or it scares me.

Now I'm only missing
your husband, and you.

With my luck,
I'll get an 80 year old man

with erectile dysfunction
and chlamydia.

- That's so gross!
- Indeed.

New clients?

Bárbara, come here.

What?

- This girl is...
- Aurelia Ortiz-Villalobos.

- Daughter of the billionaire politician.
- Right.

She's mine.

- Bárbara, wait!
- What?

- You reek of Tequila!
- Do I?

Yes, you do.

I'll have a cup of coffee.

Listen.

We can't screw it up.
It could be quite a deal.

Go get them, girl!

And that's why we do what we do.
We do love our job.

Our mission is to plan every wedding
as if it were our own.

We are aware that every client
is special and unique.

This is why we take care of every detail.

I don't know. Everything you're saying
sounds so unexceptional.

I want my wedding to be unmatched.

I want something wild, eccentric...

outrageous.

I see.

- Thanks.
- I can see your point.

We've got a lot of wild ideas
that are a perfect match for your needs.

- For example?
- Like...

Did I hear wild?

- This is Bárbara, my business partner.
- Please, let me.

I heard you were mentioning
our wild, eccentric weddings.

Nothing can be more eccentric
than Vegas.

Getting married in Vegas is a cliché.

I'm not talking about going to Vegas.

I mean bringing Vegas here.

Imagine a venue emulating
the finest casino in Vegas.

Baccarat and roulette tables...

Burlesque strippers...

- A priest disguised as...
- Elvis Presley.

Of course.
And international performers.

Remember when we had
Celine Dion here?

Right. But it's too expensive.
I think...

that'll exceed their budget.

- Too expensive.
- Mhm.

My parents are going to hate it.

I love it.

You are geniuses. That's just what
we were talking about this morning.

- I think I love you!
- Good for you.

- So nice meeting you.
- Excuse us.

- We'll be in touch.
- Goodbye.

CAN WE TALK, VALENTÍN?
WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING MY TEXTS?

Chata! Come here!

That's it! Good job!

Regardless of your dad's pressure...

do you...

want to be a dad?

Gaby, please.

You too want to know who's getting
the Lombardos' fortune?

Don't be silly.
That's not the reason I'm asking you.

So?

Someone will inherit it.

She's the only one.

Our baby girl. Right, honey?

She'll inherit it. Let's go.

You should do as Carmen says.

Or you'll suffer the consequences.

Welcome home, macho.

Welcome. Now that you are here,
you may spank me.

- I forgot my keys.
- Carmen!

The kids are with my parents.

They must be here somewhere.
In the kitchen.

I'll look in the living room.

Here!

Thank God!

Thanks, Carmen.

Thanks.

- I have to go.
- Yes.

Good evening.

Bye. Have a good night.

Fuck!

It's your turn.

Good. Jump!

- No.
- No.

I have to go.

Where are you going
dressed like that?

To an OV7 concert.

With your friends, or what?

No.

Sergio invited me.

Dad, pay attention.
We're being killed.

See you later.

Enjoy, Mom!

I will!

Come on, Dad.

Well done!

Look! It's Mica's present.

- I'll take it to her.
- Now?

Yes, now. Sorry.

Okay. Take care.

- Come on.
- Hi, Pedro!

- Hello, Gaby.
- What are you doing here?

I have Chata's food.

- Pedro is here, baby!
- I know. Send him in.

What is it?
We have enough dog food.

Yes, I know.

But you didn't return my texts and...

Well. Actually, I wanted
to apologize for kissing you...

It wasn't cool.

It was.

I mean, you took me by surprise,
but...

you helped me understand.

Really?

Like what?

I don't want to talk about it. That's
why I didn't return your texts.

Listen. It happens often.

Why don't you come with me?

Where?

- You'll have fun.
- Where?

- Let's go.
- Now?

Now. I'll leave this here.

- Hi.
- What's up, Gaby?

I got Mica's present.

What a nice surprise.

- May I?
- Sure. Come in.

- How have you been?
- Fine.

- Is Adriana home?
- No.

Okay.

Come in.

Godmother!

- I hope you like it. Sorry for the delay.
- Thanks!

Open it.

Are you staying for dinner?

I don't think so.

Join us! Pizzas will be here any minute.

Where did you find this?
I couldn't get it anywhere.

- Thank you!
- Look at this!

- Come on! Dad, please. Not now.
- What's that?

- Why not?
- Dad, please. Not now.

- This is so lovely.
- What's that?

- It's a family tradition, Mica.
- It's so embarrassing.

Oh, come on, Mica.

- Look at that...
- Gaby?

- Come with me.
- Mica, please.

We need to talk girls' stuff.

We'll be right back.

- Tell me.
- Don't leave me here!

This is a gay club.

What next?

Pull your pants down.
Someone will suck your dick.

I'm joking, man.
Let's get a drink.

Whisky, please.

- Whisky for you?
- Yes.

Two whiskies, please.

- Pedro! It's been a long time.
- Hi!

How are you?

And you? I've never seen you around.

- No. It's my first time.
- In town?

No. Here.

Welcome to your new world.

I'm Daniel.

I'm Valentín.

Thanks.

I wouldn't call it a date.

I think it's more like,

"You're a movie nerd, and I'd like
to have a good time with you."

Okay. You said he was tense.

That he is a Capricorn,

and he just invited you.

Then, it's a date. He likes you.

Claudio likes me?

But he is the coolest guy in school.

Exactly!
And you're the coolest girl in the world.

You're bright, beautiful,

nice, and cool.

Thank you, Gaby. Really.

You're amazing.
You're like my second mom.

Among so many nasty guys,

finding someone who's not a psychopath
is like hitting the jackpot.

Being told I'm not a psychopath

is the most romantic thing
I've ever heard in my life.

- Really?
- Yes.

I've had a great time.

Me too.

And I want to see you again.

Call me.

Okay?

- Follow me.
- Where are you taking me?

We've got our backs to it.

Relax. I have a surprise for you.

- Guys, this is Adriana.
- Hello!

- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.

- Nice meeting you.
- Hi!

- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hello.

We loved your concert.

Can we take a picture?

Say "cheese".

- Another one, please. Just in case.
- Sure.

- This is the worst.
- Look at your shirt.

- This is you and Mica.
- My sweet girl.

It's crazy. You've always been
a part of our lives.

Of my life.

But I've always seen you...

as Adriana's friend.

But being honest, Gaby.

I'm so attracted to you.

A lot.

Hey, honey.

So, what do you say?
Can we watch a movie?

- You want to watch a movie? You choose.
- I do.

- Which one do you prefer?
- Whatever it is.

I had so much fun tonight.

I had a great time. Thank you.

- Me too.
- Well then...

Right...

Thanks for the ride.

See you.

Bye.

My God.

This was more than just sex.

Hi.

Hello.

- Are you okay?
- Are you okay?

I'm fine. You?

Can we talk?

Are you okay?

You need to know something.

I can't hold it inside anymore.
It's killing me.

This isn't working.

Right?

I want you to know...

that I love you very much.

I love you too.

But...

But...

I think we need a baby girl or boy.
This is such a huge house...

just for the two of us.

Do you mean it?

I do. I want to have our baby...

- running around this house.
- That's what you needed to tell me?

- Yes.
- I was so scared.

Okay. Let's have a baby.