El juego de las llaves (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - An Oral "Pleasance" - full transcript

"In Mexico,
data show that 53% of women

cheat on their partners,

as opposed to 47% of men."

Óscar?

Óscar!

No, please. Stop it, please.

- I've had enough.
- I'm here to make amends.

Your coffee.

You're not pissed anymore?

Didn't you poison my coffee?

I didn't.



I messed up.

I don't know how to put it, but...

I got jealous.

You...

- jealous?
- Yes.

My God, Adriana.

Come here. Sit.

Come here, babe.

You know I wouldn't do anything
to hurt you, right?

Yes. I know.

It was silly.

But I promise the next time we play,
I won't act like this...

Are you out of your mind?

There won't be a next time.



We'll never play
that game again in our lives.

We agreed to save our marriage.

But doing something less harmful.

Really? Like what?

I don't know.

Jumping out of a plane
without a parachute, for example.

Everything's a joke to you.

No, I...

Listen.

Come here.

Come here, sweetheart.

Relax, please.

Yesterday was
an unusual situation, okay?

It's not going to happen again.

And we need to find
the right way to sort this out.

Okay.

You are the love of my life.

I love you.

I love you.
Can you understand that?

THE GAME OF KEYS

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sergio!

Wait a second.
Why are you taking my car?

I'm sorry, sir.
We're seizing your car.

- Your down payment was returned.
- What do you mean?

There must be a mistake.

Sir, I've been doing
this job for 15 years.

I've never made a mistake.

Fuck!

Can we sort this out?

This is Mexico, right?

We can sort this out.

We're okay.

Really, sir?

It's a valid coupon!

- I can explain it.
- Let me guess.

They didn't take bitcoins?

Come on, sir. Take this holy card.

- It's a collectible.
- I don't need that!

Fuck!

- Morning.
- Morning.

You feel like having
the best blowjob ever?

But in return I want to know
how did it go with Bárbara.

- No. I don't want to talk about it.
- Why not?

Because I don't want to.

It gets me horny thinking
you're fucking another woman.

Turning me on doesn't turn you on?

The door!

You weren't saved by the bell.

It must be the yoga teacher.
Come on, Chata.

- Hello?
- Hi.

- I'm here for the dog.
- The dog?

Yes. I talked to Mr. Valentín.

He didn't mention anything.
Honey?

- Somebody's here for the dog.
- Yes. I'm coming.

- Let him in.
- I'm sorry.

- Don't worry. It's okay.
- He's the guy around the corner.

I asked him to give the dog a bath.

- Okay.
- I forgot to mention it.

- I'm glad you're having a bath.
- I'm sorry.

- I'll meditate and take a shower.
- Okay, babe.

- Which way?
- That way, please.

- This is Chata?
- That's right.

It was really amazing.

The hotel is lovely.

He picked some delicious oysters,
and an exquisite champagne.

And that's it.

Then what?

Then I got Siena's call.
And that's all I got.

He didn't get an erection?

Your amazing boobs
didn't do the trick?

No. And they were expensive.

I think Valentín is...

How do you call it
when you can't get an erection?

Impotent?

Leo, I think
Valentín isn't into boobs.

But Gaby's boobs are nice.

Kind of small...

- but firm...
- Leo, enough.

That's not what I meant exactly.
I think...

Valentín is gay.

- Valentín?
- Yes.

- Gay?
- I don't have time for this. Bye.

Wait. Your lunchbox.

- You look gorgeous today.
- Thanks.

- Hand me that.
- Tell me!

- Give me that!
- Why didn't you have sex with him?

I don't want
to talk about that, please!

Why not?

I'm sure you like him
and he likes you.

I really do.

- Sergio!
- Hi.

What a nice surprise.

Did you forget something last night?

- Not exactly.
- Shut up, or I'll kill you.

Hi, Sergio.
What are you doing here?

I was in the neighborhood,
and I wanted to see your office.

It's so nice.

He's all horny.

- It looks great.
- It does indeed.

- It does.
- Hey, you still have work to do?

I thought I could buy you a coffee.

I think so.
We still have a lot of work to do.

It's okay. I can handle it.
We are almost done.

You can take a coffee break.
I think you need it.

Shall we?

Sure.

- Go ahead.
- Bye, Barbs.

Bye!

I thought you'd be mad at me.

Why?

For last night, Sergio.

For what I didn't do last night.

Let me. Last night?
What happened last night?

I forgot.

Thanks.

Tell me. How have you been?

Are you happy?

Sure, I am.

I love my family.

I love my job.

My life isn't as exciting as yours.

But everything works fine.

Sometimes excitement is good.

Sometimes it isn't.

What kind of excitement
does Siena represent?

Siena is...

I don't know.
She is good, for now.

I think she's as unstable as I am,
that's why we get along.

- What about Óscar?
- Óscar?

He is too stable.

- Your check, sir.
- Thank you.

Right.

No, please.

- I said I'd buy you a coffee.
- No, we can split it.

You don't need to buy me.

Thanks.

You know?

I can't discuss this with Siena.

We haven't seen each other in years,
but I trust you.

Let's say
I'm short of money right now.

Really?

What about your investments?

I had to sell all my stock
in order to invest in an app.

I thought it was
an once in a lifetime opportunity.

And I invested all my money...

in my dream.
But in the meantime, I am broke.

- But I think that's great.
- Do you?

You are going after your dream.

You're taking chances,
I never do that.

My life is pretty steady.

Listen.

I'd love to help you.

- It's not much, but...
- Adriana, come on.

You know, I can't...

I can't take your money.

You can pay me back
when you become a millionaire.

- That's what friends are for.
- Thank you.

Can I tell you something?

I never thought you'd marry Óscar.

Why not?

Minutes later,
the second house owner shows up.

He's furious.

And he started crying,
"You cheated on me, bitch."

Then the boyfriend said,

"Please, stop.
The dog groomer is here."

Then they went to the bedroom.

I started hearing screams
that then turned into moans.

Turns out the couple liked
to have wild make-up sex.

I'm sure
your wife loves your stories.

Husband. His name is Juan.

I'm so sorry, Pedro.

I didn't think you were gay.

I mean,
there's nothing wrong with that.

- Sorry.
- No. It's okay.

I mean, it's not a big deal.

I'm just gay.

You know? I've always wondered
how a gay...

- can tell that another man is gay.
- Have you?

Do you just ask him?
How do you notice?

In this homophobic country,

if you dare to ask a man
whether he's gay, he can kill you.

- Sure.
- Right?

Well, let's just say
we have some kind of radar

that lets us know
when someone's gay.

- Really?
- Of course not! I'm just kidding.

The best way to avoid getting killed

is by downloading a gay app.

- Can I show you?
- No. I was just curious.

Just curious, eh?

I mean, I'm writing a book.

- About gay stuff.
- Okay. A book?

- That's right.
- Okay.

Great. I'd love to read it
once it's finished.

Sure!

- Okay. She's done.
- My baby girl.

Kiss me.

- Hi, honey. How was your day?
- Good.

Cool.

Óscar. That's enough.

- What?
- Get up. We're going shopping.

Why?

Because we agreed that we're going
to work on our marriage.

It's not nice to come home
and see you in your slippers.

It's not sexy at all, Óscar.

- It was a present from Mica.
- It's always your same answer.

That's enough!

Please.

Okay?

Okay.

Let's go.

I think this jacket
would look great on you, baby.

Great, sure.

I mean, if you like it.
Because we have more options.

Look!

Look. This one is cool.
Do you like it?

Try this.

Hello? Lucía?

How are you?
No, I'm not home. Why?

Yes. I know.

I interviewed three prospects
and none of them were eligible.

Hang up the phone.
Tell her you'll get back to her.

- Hang up.
- Can I call you back?

Okay. Fine.
I'll talk to you later.

Sergio!

- He's suitable for the job.
- Sergio? Sure.

- Yes.
- He's a millionaire.

He's waiting to figure out
something about an app.

I'm sure he can help you.

I don't think
he wants to get involved

with toilet paper
or sanitary products.

Are you sure? Give it a try.

You work around the clock,
you can use the help.

Look, why don't you go out
with him and the others tonight?

You can show off your new look,
that suits you great,

and then you can approach Sergio.

We agreed to watch a movie
with Mica tonight.

We didn't. It's lady's night.

- Okay.
- Call Sergio and the others.

You can go out for dinner
or something relax.

Okay, gentlemen.

Hey, buddy. You said
we were going to a bar,

not a human trafficking joint.

This is a bar

which also features naked women
dancing, by their own will.

There's another joint nearby
with a superb whisky.

- Okay. Let's go.
- We've just arrived. Listen.

Let me tell you something.

If within the hour
you still want to leave,

I'll give you 2000 pesos each.

Otherwise, you'll pay me.

- Okay. Fine, why not?
- Deal.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Here, your glass of wine.
- Thanks.

- Where's Bárbara?
- She'll be right here.

I asked her to be here later.
I wanted to talk to you first.

Are you still upset about last night?
How are you?

I'm not upset.

I mean, I was last night.

But I came back to my senses.

I know you. Are you sure?

I'm sure. We are fine, okay?

That's the point of the game.
No one needs to apologize.

Then tell me.
Why didn't you fuck Sergio?

You've been wanting
to do that since school.

- What happened?
- I know.

- It was you?
- Hello!

- Hi!
- Am I interrupting?

The traffic was so heavy.

Stop. She knows everything.
We are all good.

- We are good.
- What's this?

Wine.

Waiter.

Tequila, please. Neat.

A bottle.

Take it all off!

You are so talented, baby.

Here, this is for your tuition.

You know your job, Ludwi.

Now, it's time.

Shall we leave or shall you pay?

- Here is your money.
- I'm staying.

It's a pleasure
doing business with you, guys.

- Here.
- Thanks.

Excellent.

Really?

I was in third grade.

I was chosen for this girl
Mary's role in the Christmas play.

You mean Virgin Mary!

If your mom could hear you,
she'd kill you.

I remember practicing 24/7.

And when I made
my debut as an actress...

guess what happened?

Nothing!

- I was just standing there.
- Really?

The poor Joseph was left

in the nativity scene
talking to himself.

I've always been such a coward.

I think she's referring
to The Game of Keys.

I mean, she's comparing...

Joseph is... She's comparing
Joseph to Sergio.

No, you are wrong.

According to her.

Of course not!
Sergio has nothing to do with it.

What I mean is...

Óscar doesn't want to fuck again!

- Why not?
- Because!

I can't persuade him anymore!

- Hi! May I?
- Please.

- Your name is Ludwi?
- That's right.

Hey, Ludwi.

I was wondering...

Would you have a drink
with me and my friends? I'm Leo.

Sure. I can't turn you down.
You are so cute.

You are cute too.

- You are done.
- Somebody help him, please.

Are you from the north
of the country?

Yes.
From Hermosillo, to be exact.

Hey, well.
My shift ends in about an hour.

Tell me. Do you wait for me
and leave together?

Wait. Come on, Ludwi.
I would hate to exploit you.

You're the only one
who's going to explode, handsome.

Handsome!

I'll give you my number
in case you change your mind.

Come on, write it down!

Tell me.

- Let's visualize...
- Fucking?

Fucking.

- Obviously!
- As Gaby says...

- We need to visualize and manifest.
- Right. To visualization.

What are we visualizing?
That Óscar wants to fuck again.

Did you see that, boys?

- Are you leaving with her?
- Of course not.

I'm just joking.

But my sexual fantasy
is banging a whore.

My fantasy is having sex with seven,
I've only had six and a half.

I dream of Mary Jane,
Spiderman's girlfriend.

- And you, Valentín?
- What?

- Who would you like to fuck?
- Me?

You.

- Gaby.
- Fuck off!

To Gaby!

To Gaby, indeed!

Come on, let's do it.

- Here we go. Visualize that...
- I hold the bottle.

It's like holding an electrode.

- "I want to fuck."
- You idiots.

Who?

"I want to fuck."

"I want to fuck."

- I need to fuck.
- You really do.

- Shut up!
- You really need it!

Cheers.

You can tell me... anything.

- Anything...
- I...

I need some help at the office.

I mean...

We are a small company...

but Adriana thought

that you might be interested
in the job.

- Work for me.
- I can do that.

I'm in, bro.

- I can't say no to you.
- Really?

Sure, buddy.
I'm being serious.

I'm serious.

I can start tomorrow.

Not now. I can't, I'm busy.

I like you.

Sergio has a background
in advertising agencies.

- Including Apple.
- That's right.

I've worked in almost
every major company, as a freelancer.

Well, yes.

Your resume is awesome.

We're trying to sell tampons,

how can we benefit
from your experience?

Look, Lucía. If I learned anything
from working in advertising...

in Apple with Steve...

is that a product
isn't just a product.

So, a tampon isn't just a tampon.

It's something else.
It's comfort, it's confidence...

It's a warm blanket on a cold night.

He's qualified.

Óscar said you needed some help,
and I would gladly help you.

Well, then. Done.

Welcome to Condesa Studios.

Excellent! Thank you, Lucía.
You won't regret this.

What do you think?

"Lady...

Feel the luxury."

I don't know.

Don't you think we're focusing
on the wrong perspective?

How would you persuade Adriana
to buy it?

Coffee?

No, thanks.

What does she have to do with this?

I don't know.

Adriana... Just think.

She is a modern,

full-time working woman...

but she's also a housewife.

A sexy, hot, gorgeous lady.

Don't you know
what your wife wants?

Right now? She wants more sex.

Or that I wear cooler clothes.

That has nothing to do with tampons.

No. It isn't just that, buddy.

I think she...

wants more from life.
I don't think she's a conformist.

You're wrong.
You don't know her as I do.

My wife loves her life.

Right.

Maybe you don't know women
well enough.

You do?

I've been with lots of women. So...

yes, I know more about women
than you do.

If you knew
what women like Adriana want...

you would have managed
to have sex with her, wouldn't you?

What do you say, handsome?

You can have all these...

The two of us for the price of one.
Come on, say yes.

We'll be waiting for you.

How much for "mouth pleasure"?

"Mouth pleasure"? That’s not a thing.

- Bárbara, stay focused!
- Okay! But it isn't.

- Fine. Just do it.
- Okay!

5,000 pesos.

And I can take you to the stars...

Bárbara, come on.
You're profiting from your monopoly.

Focus, Leo!

Okay.

Keep going.

5,000 pesos...

and I'll make you forget
your monopoly.

I will exploit your natural resources
and take control...

over your reproductive system.

Get in.
I want to shove my dick up your tits.

Come closer.

I want to fuck you.
Come here.

Let's go.

Start driving.

Okay. Let's go to Revolución Avenue.

- Let people see us.
- Yes.

Here's your sponge.

- Thank you, babe.
- You're welcome.

- Don't you want to join me?
- It would be nice.

Let me finish my beer
and I'll join you, okay?

Okay.

Sorry. I need to take this.

- Shall I pause it?
- No. It's okay.

You update me later.

Hello?

Hey. Can you talk?

Yes. I can.

Is everything okay?

Yes. I'm fine.

Guess what?
I heard OV7 will be in concert.

- I got tickets.
- Really?

That's so cool.

Óscar hates OV7.

Really?

I'm sorry.

Siena won't go either.

Will you come with me?

Are you asking me out?
Like on a date?

Well, that's up to you.

Or we could be two friends
recalling old times.

It's okay if you say no.
I can sell the tickets.

I...

I don't think that's a good idea.

Listen.

Okay. But think it over.
We still have time.

- Okay?
- Okay.

Fine.

Kisses.

Who was it?

Bárbara.

It was work.

Thanks.