El Repatriado (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript

PREVIOUSLY

- The town fair is coming up.
- I need you.

Who says the perfect crime doesn't exist?

I want you to be in charge
of all that money

and make sure it gets to the people
that really need it.

We want to know if you'd like to fight.

You'll sell tickets like hotcakes.

Please watch the cash box, okay?
Don't leave it for a second.

Did you notice
if she took a black box with her?

He's getting ready over there.

Hey, stop. No, man, you're... Let me go!



♪ Moving forward and moving forward, ra ♪

♪ They won't stop us
They won't stop us, ra, ra ♪

♪ Moving forward and moving forward, ra ♪

My story isn't easy to tell.

Following the signs of destiny,

I came to understand
that "deciding" means "giving up."

But do we really know who we are…

- I don't want to fight, okay?
- …or what we even want deep down?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Cut it out, okay?

Don't kick me when I'm down.
That's low, man.

It sure is easy to talk a big game
and act all tough

when life has always gone your way, huh?

Where's the money?

Let's see. These are the new ones,
and these are the old ones.



They're nice.

Boss, that pig is back and
he's shutting down your mom's stand again.

- What? Here, take these.
- Okay. Okay.

- Ma'am, I told you, you can't be here.
- Sir, please, please.

- Pick up your things. Let's go.
- I'll go, I promise. Please.

- Hey, what's going on, huh?
- Hey, show some respect for the law!

- Don't you touch my son!
- Ma'am.

- Don't touch him!
- Get out of here. Just get out of here.

Let go of him!

I told you to stay out of this.

I'll teach you to respect the law!

Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.

Ma, Ma, Ma. Look at me.

It was me, Mom. It was me, Mom.

It was me, it was me. It was me, Mom.

REPATRIATED

Ladies and gentlemen,
what a fight that was!

Let's give a big round of applause
for the two great warriors

who faced off in the ring!

And that's not all,
because the best is yet to come!

We're going to count
the money we've raised

for the orphans at Casa de Cuna.

Sound good? Let's do it!

So, let's ask Miss Meche,
"Where's all that money?"

Oh. Uh, Yadi has it.

Yadi, can you hand me
the cash box, please?

- My Yadi! Yeah!
- Let's give it up!

Here comes Yadi with the cash box
with all the money we've raised.

- Let's give her a big hand.
- The woman of the hour.

- What's up, Crispin?
- Look, it's Crispin!

- What? What?
- Crispin!

- All right. Let's see it, Yadi.
- Let's see that beautiful money.

Calm down, calm down.

Ladies and gentlemen,

now I'm going to ask Miss Meche
to do us the honor of opening the cash box

and showing us how much money there is!

Absolutely!

Remember, it's all for the children
at Casa de Cuna!

- For the children!
- Yes, yes.

Open it, open it, open it, open it!

Open it, open it, open it!

- All right.
- How much, how much, how much?

- No, nothing?
- And the money?

Uh... Is-Is-Is this
some kind of joke, Miss Meche?

Where's the money?

- Mmm, the money's gone.
- It's gone.

- Huh?
- The money's not there.

Someone took it and that someone is…
…here!

What?
Come on. Where's the money?

Ladies and gentlemen, let's stay calm.
Let's stay calm, ladies and gentlemen.

Something about this doesn't add up,
and I want to share it with everyone here.

I... I was the one who recommended
putting Miss Meche in charge of-of-of-of

watching over the money in the cash box.

Yeah!

So, here, here in front of everyone,
right here, I just want to ask,

where's the money, Miss Meche?
Where is it?

I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know? You were
the only person in charge of it, right?

BASED ON AN ORIGINAL IDEA
OF FERNANDO BARBOSA

Yes or no, ladies and gentlemen?
She was the only one.

Are you insinuating that I stole it
or something?

No, no, no, no. I'm not insinuating.
I'm saying it loud and clear.

It was her, wasn't it,
ladies and gentlemen? Wasn't it?

Yes!

You know what? Hold on.

I'm not about to let someone
as corrupt as you insult me like this.

- Don't you raise your voice.
- So now I can't raise my voice? Crook!

Wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Come on. Let's all calm down, okay?

What matters right now is finding out
where the money is, right?

- Yeah!
- Okay. Great. Great.

Okay, Miss Meche.

You never left the cash box, right?

- Mmm, no.
- Oh, yes, you did.

I saw perfectly well how that money made
its way into Miss Yadi's hands.

Who, by the way, and this will come
as a surprise to many of you,

because no one's realized
that Miss Yadi isn't honest.

Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Miss Yadi would never be dishonest.

You mess with her,
you mess with me, got that? Got that?

It's true.
It's true I had the cash box for a while.

But I'm no thief, all right?
I never walked away...

All right, all right,
all right, all right.

One step at a time.

We've known Miss Meche our whole lives.

Yes!

And no one's doubting
her innocence, right?

Yeah!

But there's someone here who's a stranger,

and we don't know where he's from
or what his intentions are,

- and that person is Leonel, am I right?
- Yeah!

Do you think I did it?
Why don't you say it to my face?

Guys!

I can help you find
the person who stole the dough

so you can quit making
all these wild guesses.

Besides my cell phone,
I had three cameras set up.

That way, we can figure out, um,
who stole the money.

Yeah!

- If you want, I can bring the TV over.
- Yeah, do it.

What did I tell you, man?

- This is getting ugly.
- It's like one of those crime shows.

- We'll get to the bottom of this, okay?
- Yeah.

- Hurry, sweetheart!
- I'm coming, sweetheart.

- Are you getting the video?
- Yeah.

We're gonna get the video so we can
clear this up. Stay with Miss Meche.

- Don't worry, okay?
- Go fast.

- We'll be right back.
- Come on, Iker!

- Where's the money, thief?
- You insane?

- You think it was me?
- Yes, I think it was.

- You think?
- Yeah, I think so.

- No, I don't think so. I know so.
- Settle this, now.

- Gordo!
- Who, me?

- Come on! Stop!
- Come on, man!

No, Leonel.
Enough. Stop, stop, stop.

The one we've always had!
Otherwise, we'll never know who it was!

Hey, Gordo.

Hey, man. Easy, champ. Easy!

There are a lot of people
who love and support you.

A lot of friends
who will stand up for you, okay?

- Friends? I don't believe in friends.
- No more!

Why's that, huh? Hold still.

Just be patient
so they can take everything off, okay?

My best friend, Martin.

My… …friend. He betrays me.

- He's the reason I'm here.
- What are you talking about, Leonel?

In the fight with Mosquito…
…I remembered everything.

I remembered Martin talking to
the officers who arrested me that night

before my fight.

But I don't know how, uh,
he maybe paid

for… …a fake "arresto."

It's just I... I can't believe in no more…
…friends, okay? No more.

- Leonel, Leonel.
- What?

I don't know this Martín guy,
but I do know my people very well.

So, believe me when I tell you
that you should believe and trust

my friends in the neighborhood,
all of them.

Please, tell me the truth.

What happened?
Are you involved in this money thing?

How can you think that, gorgeous?

This is really serious.
I won't judge you, I promise.

And I won't tell a soul.
I just need to know the truth.

Hey, hey. Everyone is so quick to judge me
because of my past.

But I was wrongly imprisoned, okay?

And I have no plans to return.

I never touched that money.
I swear on my mother's life.

Okay, guys. Enough fooling around!

- Here it is!
- Yeah!

Here it is. Here it is, everyone.
We have the video, ladies and gentlemen.

- Let's see it. Here it is. All right.
- Here it is.

- All right, all right. Okay.
- Okay, no more lies.

- Okay, okay. Here we go.
- There it is.

Yes.

Here we go. Okay, guys.
This is the video taken by the entrance.

And, sure enough,
just like Miss Meche said,

she was there the whole time,
standing right next to the cash box.

Hold on, hold on.
Fast-forward. Fast-forward a little.

- More.
- Uh...

Ah!

That's when I told Yadi to, um,
keep an eye on the cash box

because I wanted the see fight up close.

- Mm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.

Okay, let's see. Fast-forward again.
Okay. A little more.

- Uh-huh.
- There.

Okay, here we go.
Here, here. Stop.

Okay, okay!

And there's the problem. Let's see.
Where were you at that moment, Miss Yadi?

- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Huh? Answer!

Um, I went to the bathroom, but,
obviously, I took the cash box with me.

No worries. I have a video
from that angle too. Just give me a sec.

- Of the bathroom?
- Ah.

- Where are you?
- There she is.

- Ooh!
- Oh, my God.

Wow.

Okay, okay, okay. I can explain.

And… Yadi and I
are boyfriend and girlfriend.

- Ooh!
- What?

- That's awesome, Yadi.
- What are you talking about, Gordo?

The truth! Which is that I love you,
and I'm crazy about you.

Stop talking nonsense!

Hey, Miss Meche.

- Not everything's about you, okay?
- Argh.

I'm not the one
who goes around the neighborhood

trying to hook up with every gringo
who crosses my path, am I right?

What's that supposed to mean?

Stop! Help!

Meche, no!

No, no, no! Ah!

- Don't you call me...
- No! Don't talk to me!

Enough! Stop! Stop!

It's obvious
that Gordo set this whole thing up.

I'm sure of it.

And how long have you known Gordo?

I've known Gordo since he was a kid.

I hate to say it, but the juvenile
detention center really messed him up.

Do you think he was behind everything?

I'll never stop believing

that Gordo planned this whole thing
from the beginning.

All right. Tell me, why do you think that?

Think about it. Who would be capable
of something as evil

as stealing that cash
from the orphan kids?

Well, other than Gordo, that is.

Look, with all due respect,
I think the person responsible is Leonel.

Leonel? Leonel put his life on the line
for the Casa de Cuna kids!

Oh, for crying out loud. Come on!

That's going a little far.
Don't exaggerate.

Oh, of course.
That Leonel, he's our neighborhood hero.

Hey. Tell me, from one man to another,
that fight was rigged, right?

He's a true champion.

Everyone was saying,
"Leonel, Leonel, Leonel!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, what does he have that I don't have?

Well, Leonel is just so handsome.

Oh, to be 20 again!

Well, I'm 40.

Oh.

I mean, I guess I'm already taken, right?

What time do you get off?

- Uh, I don't have a set time.
- Oh.

- Can you wait for me outside?
- Sure.

Thanks.

That's Lionel.

So he was arrested?

Jenny, but what about the email?

What about the video we saw?
What about the Mexican girlfriend?

April, look, I'm so sorry.

Lionel was arrested.

And, yes, he is in Mexico,
but not for some girl.

He's there because someone found out
about his situation

and reported him to the police.

He's there because
someone found out about his situation

and reported him to the police.

They arrested Lionel
because someone reported him.

Martin.

Look, my friends have been
locked up unfairly, okay?

- I need you to let them out.
- For them, uh, leave.

Look, I'm really busy,

but I need you
to fill out this form for me.

All of it, okay?
When you finish, let me know.

- Wha... But...
- Uh, uh.

All right, boys. I'm taking off.

Hope you finish up soon.

What?

- You all are in charge of this place now.
- Okay.

What do you mean, Adrianita?

Yes, of course.

Yes… …she told me. Yes.

We're all going to go together, right?

- You've counted it a million times.
- It's all here, boss.

Oh, yeah? Let me see.
This looks like all of it, eh?

Out of bounds, ref!

What's up, Captain? What bounds?

Count it yourself.

No, there could be
ears in the cornfield, Gordo.

Put that away, okay?

Let's go to the warehouse.
Come on.

You carry it
so you know that we trust you.

- Just messing with you, Gordo.
- I know.

I'm sure Gordo has that money. 100%!

Oh! But how could that be possible?
We all saw the videos.

Look, neither Gordo nor Trejo
got close to that cash box.

Besides, you saw my video, Mrs. Mari.
We didn't see anything.

That's right.

The only one who got close to the cash box
was your sister Yadi.

What? No. No, no, no, no.
I'd trust my sister with my life.

No, no. I would too.

I just don't understand
how that money just up and disappeared.

Well, unless... Unless it was never
in the cash box to begin with.

Yeah, but you were the one
giving out the tickets

and putting the money in the cash box.

True. Oh, honestly,
I don't understand any of this.

Hey, guys!

- I don't have it. I swear.
- Hospital?

- It's me. It's me.
- You really scared us.

Dude, you scared me half to death.

Okay, look, I found the money, okay?

Gordo and Trejo, uh…
…took the children's money.

- For real?
- A net? No.

They, uh, eh, stole the money.

See? I told you. Gordo had it.

- Okay. We have to get it back.
- Let's go get it.

- Come on.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- What if they recognize us?
- What?

Oh, crap.

Okay, you take this guy's hat.

- I'll get the hat of that guy over there.
- What about me?

You take that lady's socks.

- Oh, you can't be serious, bro.
- Look, it's that or nothing.

- Fine.
- Are we just gonna take it?

Officer, where's the restroom? Okay.

- Hey!
- Sit down, sit down.

- They're stealing, didn't you see?
- Who's stealing?

- Congratulations, Captain!
- Congratulations to you, Gordo.

I guess it's time
you started calling me "boss," huh?

Oh, come on. Don't be ridiculous.

But it's the truth, isn't it?

I'm joking, Captain.

The most important thing
is that you and I are friends, right?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

But today it became clear
that I'm the mastermind here, Captain.

Mari's cameras didn't even catch
when Diablo took the cash box.

Good one, eh?

And the thing with the lights…
Good idea, eh?

It wasn't a good idea,
it was a great idea.

Who says the perfect crime doesn't exist?

- So, what now? Cheers, am I right?
- Cheers. I told you.

…what I told you.
What I told you, what I told you.

Shh, shh, shh.

Geez. Dang, bro.

I told you!

What a nice smile you have, Captain.
You don't smile.

I saw it. They have a cash box
just like Miss Meche's.

- Shh. Hold on.
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

What was that?

- Go and check, Diablo.
- Okay, boss.

Shh!

- Shh.
- It was the pressure.

- Shh, shh, shh.
- I hit myself really hard.

Wipe that scared look
off your face, Captain.

It's not like there are ghosts.
What? Are you afraid of them?

- Everything's in order, boss.
- Very good, Diablo.

You see? The only thing scary around here
is Diablo's grandmother.

- Isn't that right, Diablo?
- Uh, don't be scared.

No, I'm not scared.

Shh, shh, shh.

- Cheers, am I right?
- Uh, cheers.

Go.

Okay, Kevin, uh, do you have
the watches, uh, that I asked you for?

Yep.

They're from the stand where Patotas works
after he finishes dancing.

- He said if they're for you, they're free.
- Okay. Perfect.

- None for me?
- No, he only gave me two, dude.

That's okay.
So at ten o'clock…

At 10:00, on the dot 10:00…

…you guys turn out the power.

Lights off. Off. Kill them.

- Oh, crap. Someone died?
- I'm following you, man.

You want us to turn off the lights
in Gordo's office at 10:00 sharp.

Right. Yes.

- How are we going to do that?
- Oh, it's easy. Look.

- We just grab this rock and then break...
- No, stop, stop.

- Dude! Look, look.
- Sorry.

- Electricity.
- Right here. There.

You following him?

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, then we're ready.

Let's do it.

- Shh.
- Aw, sorry, sorry.

Look at him, like Spider-Man, huh?

Where you went too far, Gordo,
was all that nonsense about Yadi.

But it's not nonsense.
It's God's honest truth.

Oh, come on. That's enough, Gordo.

You don't have to keep pretending.
It's just us now.

I'm not pretending. I'm in love
with her, really and truly in love.

Huh. Well then.
Different strokes for different folks.

- Isn't that right, Diablo?
- That's what I say.

"That's what I say, that's what I say."

Number three.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, but hurry up. It's already 10:00.

Oh, Virgin Mary, give me good aim.

Uh-oh.
Looks like you didn't pay the bill, Gordo.

No, we paid it. Look, go and check if
the power's out in the rest of the block.

And you go to the kitchen
and get some candles.

Yes, boss.

- Me?
- It's called teamwork, isn't it?

- Holy cow, I think I messed up.
- What?

I counted wrong. It was supposed to be
this one, not this one.

- How?
- What can I say? I got nervous.

Instead of counting from here to there,
I counted from there to here.

How's it going, Captain?
Did you see anything?

The only thing I'm seeing is, well,

lots and lots of money,
but you don't pay your bill.

Yeah, there's no shortage
of money here, Captain.

Eh.

I can't see a thing.
Everything's dark, huh?

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

There aren't any candles
in the kitchen, boss.

No need for them now.
The power's already back on.

I'm thinking you have
an illegal power hookup. Huh, Gordo?

How can you think that, Captain?
How can you think that?

Let's see.

- Really?
- Again? Geez.

Want me to go to the store
and get some candles?

No, I don't, Diablo. I don't.

I have a halogen lamp around here
somewhere that I keep for emergencies.

Where is that damn thing?
Oh, look, here it is. Let's see.

Here we go!

Man, you're looking rough.

All right, then.

And on the seventh day…

…there was light.

I told you,
I won't allow Gordo to help us.

And that's final.

Oh, not even if it helps your sister
with a job opportunity?

It's for a good cause.

No. And you might as well tell me
what's going on between you and Gordo.

Can we talk about that some other time?

Okay, now. It's fine. Well…

Mmm. Well, it's true,
we have feelings for each other.

I know you don't trust him.

But I feel like deep down
he's not such a bad guy.

No, he's much worse.

How do you know that?

Come on. Everyone knows.

- He was in prison for killing a cop.
- Shh.

Fine, but everyone has the right
to repent for their mistakes.

- And he already did his time for that.
- Oh, please.

He stole the money for the children.
It's because of him that we're here!

We don't have proof of that.
He told me he didn't do it.

Have you already forgotten
what he did to you?

He didn't do that to me.

He did it to Pedro.

Yadi, be reasonable.

Use your head, Sis.

Please, end this relationship
before it's too late for you.

Please.

Let's settle up.
We're just missing Mosquito's share,

Diablo's share
for being so fast and furious,

and the share for the cops
for sticking their necks out.

Yeah, of course.
The cops, the cops, am I right?

Exactly.

Mmm. We've really hit the jackpot
this time, Gordo, eh?

Because I was watching
how many people were coming in,

and, just a guesstimate, but I'd say

there's about two months' worth
of bribes in this box, eh?

Let's get ready to party
and swim in all that money.

- How does that sound, Captain? Yeah!
- Oh! Enough talking.

That's enough talking.
Let's get down to business.

There's 400, 13,200...

- Where's the money?
- Where's the money, Diablo?

Quit playing games, Gordo.
Where's the money?

- Don't talk to me like that.
- You stole my money, didn't you?

- No one stole anything.
- You think I'm some kind of idiot?

Hey? What did you say to each other?
"Let's put one over on the Captain

"like we did with Miss Meche," right?
Turning off the lights?

You don't know who you're messing with.
Where's my money?

- I'm not afraid of you!
- I'm not afraid of you either!

- Fine. Pull the trigger!
- Pull the trigger! Fine.

Boss!

What's that?

What the hell?

- Mr. Chucho!
- Where?

- Here.
- Hey, Chucho. Where's Meche?

- Uh, Meche? Further down.
- Okay.

- We'll get you out soon.
- Oh, yeah? But how?

Hey, Meche.
Hey. How are you? Look.

Where'd you get that money from?

- Uh, well, we stole it.
- What?

No! No, no, no. Uh, we, uh, recovered it.

Oh.

Oh, what can I say?
Um, that money is for the orphan kids.

And my man here, you should have seen him.
He's an expert at recovering money.

Uh, Gordo and Trejo, uh, had. They stole.

So, now we have
to take the money to the kids.

But first we came
to get you guys out of here.

No, no, no, no. No way are you using
that money to get us out, okay?

That money belongs to the orphan kids.

Yeah, but, no, um…
It's, um, other money.

What other money?

On our way here, um,
we passed through the neighborhood,

- and they gave us this other money.
- Look.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

They told us it's a collection…

…and that the money
of the… …collection is

- to pay, uh, fine?
- Yeah, the fine, bro.

Yeah, for you guys to get out of here.

Ahem.

Leonel! What did I tell you?

You're not going to find people more loyal
than the people in our neighborhood.

That's right, bro.

- Come here.
- What?

I want to tell you something.
Come over here.

What? Everything okay?

I don't want them to hear us.
Come here.

- Uh, um... Okay.
- Come here.

- What?
- Come here.

Thank you.

Oh. Don't worry about it.

Boss.

Oh!

Honestly, the only thing...

Ever since Leonel showed up,
everything's gone wrong for me.

Where did he come from?
What is he here for? Let's take a look.

How could he not win?
He's a professional.

So, he's not so perfect, huh?

"My… …new princess…"
…fotogram. Let's see.

Let's see.

No way.

"Hi, princess."

"Wanna know where Lionel Queen is?"

Pretty, huh?

Hey, dude. Go buy something for your head.

Hurry, man.

What?

You guys remember how
last time I brought a boxing hero with me

who was big and strong? Do you remember?

- Yeah!
- Yeah? Good.

Well, that hero went and fought
this huge boxer who was this big,

- and you know what happened?
- What?

He beat that big, huge boxer!

Hey!

And he's back! Leonel! Leonel!

What's his name? Leonel! Leonel!

And we also have a surprise
that I know you're going to like.

- All right, Iker. Let's see it, huh?
- Hold on, hold on. Here it comes!

Miss Meche was with us too. Come on.

All right, here's the surprise.
So we can all go to the beach.

Look, these are for you, okay?

Wow! Look at that!

No! No.

Leonel, we said that…
…nothing happen between you and me.

You promised.

- Promise me?
- Yeah, I promise.

Man. Mmm.

This is good.
Mmm. Really good.

It's, uh, tamal, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- Mmm.

- Okay.
- I feel like it's so late.

Mmm.

Ah, you, uh… …know what time?

Mmm.

It's almost noon.

- Man.
- Why? Is there something you have to do?

Yeah.

Has, uh, talk to my parents.

Uh, other night, uh, fight,
last round, uh…

…with Mosquito,

I remembered something about Martin.

It's just...

He betray me.

He paid money to police, uh…

After that, they just arrested me.

- What?
- Yeah, Meche.

That's why, uh, wants to talk to them.

Martin lied to everyone.

Is very strong.
What you say? Maybe…

Sorry.

I was supposed to give you…
…money…

- …for the fight.
- Oh, no.

No, no, no.
It's fine. It's not your fault, okay?

I want help you.

Yeah, and you do help.
Believe me.

Right now, uh, I need to find, uh…
…a guide?

Or something to cross the border.

I'll do whatever I can to help.

I know.

- Who's that?
- I'll go check.

Wait.

I come back.

We… think something. Okay?

Stay there. Don't move.

I'm coming!

- What are you doing here?
- I'm here to see Yadi.

I brought juice for you and Yadi,
one of those fat-burning juices.

- I'm a new man.
- Oh.

You know what,
we don't need to burn fat around here.

Besides, Yadi doesn't live here anymore.
She's gone for good. So, don't come back.

Just save yourself the trouble, okay?

What's wrong, Miss Meche?

Take the juice, okay? One was for you.

You can have both of them.

Or are you trying to get rid of me
because that gringo's here?

- Where are you hiding him?
- You know what?

Fine, okay, thanks for the juice.
Now go. Get out of here.

What a nasty guy. Honestly, so stressful.

I'll make that Gordo listen to me.

- Gordo?
- He'll listen to me this time.

What didn't you understand?
Get out of here!

What...

What the... Are you serious?

- Grace!
- Grace?

Hey, uh... Are you okay? Uh...

What, uh...

Sorry. I'm so sorry.
Uh, I thought that you were Gordo.

- Ah.
- I'm sorry.