Ejen Ali (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Misi: Iris - full transcript
Don’t move!
"Joining us now is Cyberaya’s Minister
of Defence, Dato Sri Rama!"
Boo! Haha
How much longer will you take?
Just be on standby
"Okay, okay, the key is here.
I’ll go and have a look."
"Oops, sorry."
Wait!
You are you a thief?
Hah? Why would you say that?
Because you have stolen my heart!
Are you new here?
Knew it. I knew it.
I recognize every face here.
I’m busy. Excuse me...
"Ahaha okay, okay"
"You don’t waste time, do you?"
Quiet! Prepare to open the door.
MUM! HELP!!!
"We’re busted!
Let’s get out of here, hurry!"
Ishso unreliable!
What’s the matter?
"Intruder, sir!
Detected entering lab M-403."
What? So she was a thief!
HAYAHHHH!
I’m doomed
"Ali, I’ve banked in the money.
Buy some breakfast on the way--"
Ali? Ali!!! You are not up yet?!!
Aa I am I am
Hah?! Oh no!!!
Excuse me!
"Hah, you wouldn’t dare to
come near me!"
Sorry!
Out of the way! Out of the way!
Give that to me
Don’t you know that it’s not good
to eat ice-cream in the morning?
Hey give it back to me!
Don’t be stingy!
We’ll only take a little bite.
But I want a big bite.
Can’t you be patient?
"Hey, you knucklehead!"
-Who’s that?
-Hey! Ali!
Did you just throw that thing at me?
Do you want me to beat you up?
Oh no
"Hey! Where are you going,
you were so brave just now"
Oh man
I don’t want to chase after him
"Hey, where is he?"
Maybe he went this way
Wak Musang?
You have something to give to someone?
What’s the password?
“Tempoyak udang”
Make sure you take a good care of it,
Wak"
Okay. No problem.
I’ll take care of it
like it’s my life!
Hey! Shoooh! Shooooo! Bad cat!
No! My stall!!!
"Hey mister, one nasi lemak, please!"
Any other dish?
Chicken and fried egg!
"No chili.
On second thought, I want ‘tempoyak" .
Do you have ‘tempoyak udang’?"
What did you say?
‘Tempoyak’. Do you have it?
"Yes, I do, just a moment."
"Here it is,
next time just tell me what you
want earlier!"
How much is this?
It’s okay! It’s on me.
Err OK. Thank you.
Hah? Oh no! I’m late!
Kids nowadays
Even at a young age they’re already
Wak Musang?
"Yes, what is it?"
I want ‘tempoyak udang’.
Aah? Your boy was here a while ago to
collect it.
My boy?
He is not your boy? Oh no Er Hehe
Teacher! I don’t understand
"Yes, Viktor.
What is it that you don’t understand?"
"I don’t understand the question,
teacher."
Question? What question?
That’s why.
That’s why what?
"Teacher, Ali is late again!"
"Eh, no. I was looking for er"
This is the third time
you’ve failed the test and
I don’t know how many million times
that you’ve been late.
The exams are just around the corner
and if you continue to act this way
I guarantee
that we’ll meet again next year!
I’m sorry teacher.
There’s no use apologizing
if you don’t change.
I’m in so much trouble!
The teacher doesn’t like me.
How am I going to pass the exams?
Relax. You can’t study
when you’re stressed out.
Let’s play games.
"That’s easy for you to say,
you’re very smart."
"We’re the same, same age,
same school, same teacher"
- Where’s Ali?!
- Oh no.
Why?
They’re looking for me.
"If I knew this would happen,
I wouldn’t have helped that
boy just now"
"Courage is not when you
fight and win.
Courage is when you keep fighting
for a noble cause,
despite facing tough challenges."
You’re right. Thank you
get 5 courage shields
to complete the round
Okay let’s go!
Are you kidding me?
MATA has activated
the sensors embedded in the device.
It’s on the move so you have to hurry.
Yes, Sir.
Bring Trez along this time.
Okay.
Dos don’t fail
Good! I’m tired of waiting.
Look at this. I learned it yesterday.
"Good, carry on.
Eh, my mother is here. Want a lift?"
It’s okay. I’m going to Zali Mart.
"Eh, will you come and play games
with me later? "
"Look, I’ve installed Detektif Jebat."
Cool! I’ll come by later
Ali?
Uncle Bakar!
Ahha. It’s been such a long time
since we met.
You’ve grown.
How old are you this year? 9?
..12.
"Seriously? You are so little.
You don’t eat enough, do you?"
"Sigh
What are you doing here, uncle?"
Aa nothing.
Just strolling around the area.
"Okay, I’m going to the shop
for a while."
Let’s go. I’ll come along.
"What’s wrong, uncle?"
"Ali, have you accidentally taken anything
that doesn’t belong to you?"
No
You’re in danger.
-Hah?
-Do you see that big guy?
"Don’t be too obvious.
Come here, come"
"Oh no! Go inside, go inside!"
"Why, uncle?"
There’s another one!
There’s no one here.
"Eh, where did he go?"
Uncle
"Ali, there’s one thing
that you need to know"
RUN!!!
Are you done running?
What do you want from me?
It’s not about you. It’s about Iris.
"Hey, don’t! That’s my special
‘tempoyak udang’. "
"If you’re not used to it,
don’t eat it!"
"Infinity Retinal Intelligence System
Tiny but powerful.
But, you knew about it, right agent!"
Agent?
There’s no need to pretend.
I heard that MATA is
training young agents.
"How old are you, 9?"
Why does everyone think that I’m 9?
What’s all this?
You can’t just take my belongings!
This boy looks cute when he’s angry.
I’m cuter!
Uncle!
Are you okay?
"Who are these people, uncle?
What’s going on?"
"Please cooperate, miss.
Return IRIS and we can all---"
"Miss, no need to get violent.
I promise I won’t harm you"
"Hey, miss. Don’t do this!
It’s not nice"
Ouch
Ha ha ha! You like that? Want more?
Ali what are you waiting for?
"Trez, stop him!"
"Ah, let him go! I want this fatty"
"Hey, I’m not fat! "
"I’m a tough guy, ok?"
Grraahhh
"Courage is not when you fight
and win.
Courage is when you keep fighting
for a noble cause,
despite facing tough challenges."
Hah hah That’s it?
Come at me if you dare
"Use IRIS, Ali!!!"
Er? Yaah!
Nothing happened
"Ali, be careful!"
ALI!!!!!
"Yes, uncle?"
Grrrh! Don’t run little boy!
Hehe. You’re cute when you are angry.
Waaarrrghhh!!!
"Ali, stop!
If he continues hitting the floor,
it will collapse."
"Uncle, you just gave my plan away!!!"
Oh no.
Stop running, kids!
"You want to try again, miss?"
Identification failed.
Hoh?
"Dos, get out of there. MATA is near."
Urrghhh
ALI!!! Fortunately, you are fine,
otherwise I don't know
how to explain to your father.
-Where am I?
-A secret location.
One of MATA’s safe house.
MATA?
"Ali, the device
that you found today is IRIS,
a prototype invented by MATA.
IRIS analyses information...
and provides exceptional improvements
through computer perception,
making the person who wears it
a super agent
When you activated IRIS,
it automatically
synchronized with you."
"That means, IRIS --"
"That means if
somebody else tries to use it,
it will not function!
The IRIS project has been long abandoned.
Initial tests have revealed
an unexpected but substantial risk"
So, what is the plan now?
"Enough, you already
know too much.
We have no choice but to eliminate you
and end the IRIS project."
What?
"But general, he’s just a little boy
Have pity on him.
How about,
we just lock him up forever?"
Uncle!
Don’t be ridiculous!
Who will look after him?
"General. Given time,
I’m sure I’ll be able to find a way
to separate IRIS and Ali."
"That’s a good idea!
General, I agree!"
"In the meantime,
we can make use of IRIS to run missions."
That’s right! Eh What?
We can strengthen MATA
and be more efficient.
-"No way, no way!"
-DEY!
DEY!
"Ali, from now on,
you belong to MATA!
Your training as an agent
will start tomorrow."
Aaaa?
Aaaa. Just relax.
We will find where the boy lives
and take IRIS back.
"IRIS has synchronized
with the boy.
Even if we get it back,
we won’t be able to use it"
In that case
let’s just get rid of the boy!
"If the device locks down forever,
what then?"
We haven’t tried --
"Joining us now is Cyberaya’s Minister
of Defence, Dato Sri Rama!"
Boo! Haha
How much longer will you take?
Just be on standby
"Okay, okay, the key is here.
I’ll go and have a look."
"Oops, sorry."
Wait!
You are you a thief?
Hah? Why would you say that?
Because you have stolen my heart!
Are you new here?
Knew it. I knew it.
I recognize every face here.
I’m busy. Excuse me...
"Ahaha okay, okay"
"You don’t waste time, do you?"
Quiet! Prepare to open the door.
MUM! HELP!!!
"We’re busted!
Let’s get out of here, hurry!"
Ishso unreliable!
What’s the matter?
"Intruder, sir!
Detected entering lab M-403."
What? So she was a thief!
HAYAHHHH!
I’m doomed
"Ali, I’ve banked in the money.
Buy some breakfast on the way--"
Ali? Ali!!! You are not up yet?!!
Aa I am I am
Hah?! Oh no!!!
Excuse me!
"Hah, you wouldn’t dare to
come near me!"
Sorry!
Out of the way! Out of the way!
Give that to me
Don’t you know that it’s not good
to eat ice-cream in the morning?
Hey give it back to me!
Don’t be stingy!
We’ll only take a little bite.
But I want a big bite.
Can’t you be patient?
"Hey, you knucklehead!"
-Who’s that?
-Hey! Ali!
Did you just throw that thing at me?
Do you want me to beat you up?
Oh no
"Hey! Where are you going,
you were so brave just now"
Oh man
I don’t want to chase after him
"Hey, where is he?"
Maybe he went this way
Wak Musang?
You have something to give to someone?
What’s the password?
“Tempoyak udang”
Make sure you take a good care of it,
Wak"
Okay. No problem.
I’ll take care of it
like it’s my life!
Hey! Shoooh! Shooooo! Bad cat!
No! My stall!!!
"Hey mister, one nasi lemak, please!"
Any other dish?
Chicken and fried egg!
"No chili.
On second thought, I want ‘tempoyak" .
Do you have ‘tempoyak udang’?"
What did you say?
‘Tempoyak’. Do you have it?
"Yes, I do, just a moment."
"Here it is,
next time just tell me what you
want earlier!"
How much is this?
It’s okay! It’s on me.
Err OK. Thank you.
Hah? Oh no! I’m late!
Kids nowadays
Even at a young age they’re already
Wak Musang?
"Yes, what is it?"
I want ‘tempoyak udang’.
Aah? Your boy was here a while ago to
collect it.
My boy?
He is not your boy? Oh no Er Hehe
Teacher! I don’t understand
"Yes, Viktor.
What is it that you don’t understand?"
"I don’t understand the question,
teacher."
Question? What question?
That’s why.
That’s why what?
"Teacher, Ali is late again!"
"Eh, no. I was looking for er"
This is the third time
you’ve failed the test and
I don’t know how many million times
that you’ve been late.
The exams are just around the corner
and if you continue to act this way
I guarantee
that we’ll meet again next year!
I’m sorry teacher.
There’s no use apologizing
if you don’t change.
I’m in so much trouble!
The teacher doesn’t like me.
How am I going to pass the exams?
Relax. You can’t study
when you’re stressed out.
Let’s play games.
"That’s easy for you to say,
you’re very smart."
"We’re the same, same age,
same school, same teacher"
- Where’s Ali?!
- Oh no.
Why?
They’re looking for me.
"If I knew this would happen,
I wouldn’t have helped that
boy just now"
"Courage is not when you
fight and win.
Courage is when you keep fighting
for a noble cause,
despite facing tough challenges."
You’re right. Thank you
get 5 courage shields
to complete the round
Okay let’s go!
Are you kidding me?
MATA has activated
the sensors embedded in the device.
It’s on the move so you have to hurry.
Yes, Sir.
Bring Trez along this time.
Okay.
Dos don’t fail
Good! I’m tired of waiting.
Look at this. I learned it yesterday.
"Good, carry on.
Eh, my mother is here. Want a lift?"
It’s okay. I’m going to Zali Mart.
"Eh, will you come and play games
with me later? "
"Look, I’ve installed Detektif Jebat."
Cool! I’ll come by later
Ali?
Uncle Bakar!
Ahha. It’s been such a long time
since we met.
You’ve grown.
How old are you this year? 9?
..12.
"Seriously? You are so little.
You don’t eat enough, do you?"
"Sigh
What are you doing here, uncle?"
Aa nothing.
Just strolling around the area.
"Okay, I’m going to the shop
for a while."
Let’s go. I’ll come along.
"What’s wrong, uncle?"
"Ali, have you accidentally taken anything
that doesn’t belong to you?"
No
You’re in danger.
-Hah?
-Do you see that big guy?
"Don’t be too obvious.
Come here, come"
"Oh no! Go inside, go inside!"
"Why, uncle?"
There’s another one!
There’s no one here.
"Eh, where did he go?"
Uncle
"Ali, there’s one thing
that you need to know"
RUN!!!
Are you done running?
What do you want from me?
It’s not about you. It’s about Iris.
"Hey, don’t! That’s my special
‘tempoyak udang’. "
"If you’re not used to it,
don’t eat it!"
"Infinity Retinal Intelligence System
Tiny but powerful.
But, you knew about it, right agent!"
Agent?
There’s no need to pretend.
I heard that MATA is
training young agents.
"How old are you, 9?"
Why does everyone think that I’m 9?
What’s all this?
You can’t just take my belongings!
This boy looks cute when he’s angry.
I’m cuter!
Uncle!
Are you okay?
"Who are these people, uncle?
What’s going on?"
"Please cooperate, miss.
Return IRIS and we can all---"
"Miss, no need to get violent.
I promise I won’t harm you"
"Hey, miss. Don’t do this!
It’s not nice"
Ouch
Ha ha ha! You like that? Want more?
Ali what are you waiting for?
"Trez, stop him!"
"Ah, let him go! I want this fatty"
"Hey, I’m not fat! "
"I’m a tough guy, ok?"
Grraahhh
"Courage is not when you fight
and win.
Courage is when you keep fighting
for a noble cause,
despite facing tough challenges."
Hah hah That’s it?
Come at me if you dare
"Use IRIS, Ali!!!"
Er? Yaah!
Nothing happened
"Ali, be careful!"
ALI!!!!!
"Yes, uncle?"
Grrrh! Don’t run little boy!
Hehe. You’re cute when you are angry.
Waaarrrghhh!!!
"Ali, stop!
If he continues hitting the floor,
it will collapse."
"Uncle, you just gave my plan away!!!"
Oh no.
Stop running, kids!
"You want to try again, miss?"
Identification failed.
Hoh?
"Dos, get out of there. MATA is near."
Urrghhh
ALI!!! Fortunately, you are fine,
otherwise I don't know
how to explain to your father.
-Where am I?
-A secret location.
One of MATA’s safe house.
MATA?
"Ali, the device
that you found today is IRIS,
a prototype invented by MATA.
IRIS analyses information...
and provides exceptional improvements
through computer perception,
making the person who wears it
a super agent
When you activated IRIS,
it automatically
synchronized with you."
"That means, IRIS --"
"That means if
somebody else tries to use it,
it will not function!
The IRIS project has been long abandoned.
Initial tests have revealed
an unexpected but substantial risk"
So, what is the plan now?
"Enough, you already
know too much.
We have no choice but to eliminate you
and end the IRIS project."
What?
"But general, he’s just a little boy
Have pity on him.
How about,
we just lock him up forever?"
Uncle!
Don’t be ridiculous!
Who will look after him?
"General. Given time,
I’m sure I’ll be able to find a way
to separate IRIS and Ali."
"That’s a good idea!
General, I agree!"
"In the meantime,
we can make use of IRIS to run missions."
That’s right! Eh What?
We can strengthen MATA
and be more efficient.
-"No way, no way!"
-DEY!
DEY!
"Ali, from now on,
you belong to MATA!
Your training as an agent
will start tomorrow."
Aaaa?
Aaaa. Just relax.
We will find where the boy lives
and take IRIS back.
"IRIS has synchronized
with the boy.
Even if we get it back,
we won’t be able to use it"
In that case
let’s just get rid of the boy!
"If the device locks down forever,
what then?"
We haven’t tried --