Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999–2008): Season 1, Episode 2 - Pop Goes the Ed/Over Your Ed - full transcript
After hearing about Nazz's sprinkler party, the Eds decide to crash it, but not all goes according to plan. / Ed and Edd devise a plan to make Eddy taller.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
BRRRR! YEAH!
OK, BOYS, IT'S TIME
FOR THE WELCOME WAGON
TO PAY A VISIT.
CAREFUL, ED.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
[BATS HITTING HIVE]
Ed: HUH?
AAH!
Ed and Edd: WHO-O-OA!
[ALL YELLING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
["SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT"
KNOCK]
HMM?
UM, EDDY,
COULD WE DO
SOMETHING ELSE?
WHAT'S WITH THIS HEAT?!
SHADE.
I NEED SHADE.
THERE!
AHH.
ULP!
OW!
All: SHADE.
SUN.
OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
WE NEED TO FIND
SOME MORE SHADE FAST.
All: AAH! OH!
AAH! OH!
HEY, I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN COOL OFF.
AND I'M DESPERATE ENOUGH
TO BELIEVE YOU.
All: OW! OOH!
ICE!
I NEED ICE!
HUH?
W-W-W-W-WATER.
H2O, PLEASE.
GRAVY.
I'M FRYING.
THE FAT LADY
JUST SANG, BOYS.
Ed: MY LIFE IS FLASHING
BEFORE MY EYES.
Eddy: WHAT LIFE?
WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?
WHAT?
Ed, Edd, and Eddy:
UH, NOTHING.
DORKS.
DORKS?
KEVIN, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
TO NAZZ'S SPRINKLER
PARTY, STUPID.
SPRINKLER PARTY?
Kevin: YOU'RE
NOT INVITED!
HOO-HOO!
SPRINKLER PARTY.
HEAR THAT, BOYS?
A CHANCE TO COOL OFF
AND SCORE SOME
SOCIAL POINTS, TOO.
WE HAVE SO MUCH
PREPARATION TO DO.
WE'LL START BY...
[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]
IT'S TIME TO PUT
THE PLAN INTO ACTION.
[CHUCKLES]
RELAX, GUYS. DON'T DO
ANYTHING I WOULDN'T.
MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.
[CHUCKLING]
HEY, DOUBLE D,
SIT ANYWHERE, YOU KNOW.
I'LL STAND
AS PER USUAL, EDDY.
THANK YOU.
OH, YEAH!
THE SCHMOOZING,
THE RAPTURE OF RAP,
THE SNAP, CRACKLE,
POP OF COOL.
HIRE A SECRETARY,
BOYS.
BINGO! NOW, THIS--
NO PEEKING.
[BOTH WHISTLING]
THIS WILL BE A DAY
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
PINCH YOURSELF, BOYS.
SWIMSUITS OF THE GODS.
WELL, OK,
THEY'RE MY BROTHER'S.
MY WORD.
THEY LOOK LIKE NAPKINS.
COOL BOX, EDDY.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OHH!
AAH!
HA! WHOA!
[NEEDLE SCRATCHES RECORD]
UM...
PERHAPS THEY'RE
A TAD TOO CONFINING.
NO WAY, JOSE.
WE'RE COOKING.
PEOPLE USED
TO TRY TO BE COOL,
BUT NOW IT'S HOT.
WE'RE HOT!
DO YOU FEEL HOT?
NAH. I'M HALF-BAKED.
OK, OK,
SO WE LOOK GOOD.
WE FEEL GOOD.
SO, OFF
TO THE PARTY.
WE'RE GONNA
BE HIP.
WE'RE
GONNA BE HOT.
WE'RE GONNA
MAKE THE SCENE.
[KIDS LAUGHING, TALKING]
WOW. EVERYONE'S HERE.
LOOKS LIKE FUN.
HANG ON, MR. HAPPY.
YAAH. WHOA.
[THUD]
THE ENTRANCE TO A PARTY
IS EVERYTHING.
LESSON NUMBER ONE...
[EDDY YELLING]
HEY!
AAH!
[CRASH]
[SARCASTICALLY]
OH, GREAT.
HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
UNH! WHO INVITED THEM?
AAH!
MY PENCILED CHEST HAIRS!
GRR!
HEY, CHECK OUT THE--
NOW, BOYS, RELAX.
HAVE FUN.
IT'S A PARTY.
[GIGGLES]
GET YOUR BIG BUTT
OFF THE SPRINKLER.
OOH, YOU!
UM, WHAT IS THAT?
STUFFED PIG'S HEAD,
A FAVORITE OF MY COUNTRY.
WELL, I BROUGHT
A QUICHE.
MMM! YUMMY!
IT IS THE FOOD
OF THE...BBBBB!
THE PARTY IS CURSED!
[SOBBING]
DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.
I LIKE QUICHE.
[ED BURPING]
HEY, EDDY! CATCH.
[CHUCKLES]
MMM! CHEESY.
EHH!
ENOUGH
GOOFING AROUND.
IF YOU WANT
TO GET NOTICED,
YOU GOTTA MINGLE,
SCHMOOZE.
LOOK AT THIS MESS.
[JIMMY MUTTERS]
HEY, HAVE
YOU GUYS SEEN
ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE
BRAIN MUNCHERS?
THE OPERATION I SAW
INVOLVED FASCINATING NEW
BRAIN EXTRACTION TECHNIQUES.
BY HIDEOUS MUTANTS
WITH HUGE
DROOLING MOUTHS.
SO PRECAUTIONS HAD TO BE TAKEN
TO AVOID CONTAMINATION.
FROM POPPING EYEBALLS
AND SWELLING BRAINS.
THE INCISION
WAS MADE HERE
TO RELIEVE
THE TREMENDOUS PRESSURE.
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
HIS HEAD EXPLODED.
WITH THE SLICING
AND CLEAVING,
THE GNASHING
AND THE SEVERING...
Ed and Edd: BLOODY! GORY!
[WHIMPERS]
AAH! OOH!
RAAAH!
GUYS!
GUYS!
STOP TALKING SHOP.
I SAID MINGLE.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OH, MUSIC. GREAT.
THIS IS PERFECT.
LET'S MAMBO.
OH. LET'S GO
OVER HERE.
Ed: OK.
[MUSIC STOPS]
Ed, Edd, and Eddy: HUH?
OK, BOYS,
TIME FOR US
TO PULL OFF THE BIG ONE.
OK, I'LL GO AROUND THE FENCE,
AROUND THE SIDE...
[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]
LADIES AND NONLADIES...
WE, THE EDs,
ARE ABOUT TO ATTEMPT
THE MOST DARING FEAT
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN,
THE DOUBLE-GAGGLE,
HALF-TWIST, HOLD THE ONIONS,
CHANGE FOR A BUCK
SPRINKLER LEAP!
[DRUM ROLL]
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Ed, Edd, and Eddy: YEAH!
[PARTY CHATTER]
MMM!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
QUICK! INTO THAT POOL.
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO NOW?
SOMEONE'S COMING.
ACT NATURAL.
QUIT HOGGING
THE POOL.
IT'S OUR TURN.
NO, IT ISN'T.
YES, IT IS!
WE ARE NOT MOVING.
ED, GET OUT!
HIT THE ROAD!
ARRR!
PUT AN EGG IN YOUR SHOE
AND BEAT IT.
OH, COME ON, SARAH.
LET'S LEAVE
THESE GUYS ALONE.
WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.
HI, ED, EDD, AND EDDY.
YOU BOYS LOOK COOL.
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
HMM?
UH, ED'S GOT 3 NIPPLES,
LIKE THAT BAD GUY
IN JAMES BOND.
HA HA HA!
YOU'RE FUNNY.
UH, WHAT
THIRD NIPPLE?
SHOW ME
WHERE IT IS.
IT'S RIGHT HERE!
LOOK.
Eddy: GET DOWN!
ARE YOU NUTS?
YAAH!
I BELIEVE OUR BODIES
ARE SOAKING UP ALL
THE WATER IN THE POOL.
SHUT UP.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
FIRE...GOOD.
W-W-WARM.
SH-SH-SHUT UP.
I-I TH-THINK THE C-C-COAST
IS CLEAR NOW, E-E-EDDY.
THEN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
ED. ED?
COME ON, ED.
F-F-FIRE G-GOOD.
L-L-LET'S GO.
1...2...
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
AAH! RUN!
AAH! RUN!
All: OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
[PANTING]
[SNIFFS]
OH, DEAR.
STUBBORN GRASS STAIN!
YAAH!
[EDDY HUMMING]
YEAH! WHOO!
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
[BURPS]
[FLY BUZZING]
OH, NOW, WHAT DID
I COME IN HERE FOR?
HMM? AH HEH HEH.
MAY I HELP?
STAND BACK.
LET THE PRO DO IT.
TIME
TO QUENCH THIRST...
FOR CASH.
WHOA.
1, 2, 3 GRAINS OF SUGAR.
HUH. HMM.
AM I LATE?
JUST IN TIME, ED.
HUH?
PUT THIS SIGN UP.
LIKE THIS?
NO. HIGHER.
[SNIFFING]
WHA?! ED, YOU SMELL
LIKE A GYM BAG.
HA!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD A BATH?
I FORGET.
HMM. SO, DOUBLE D,
THOSE DRINKS READY?
EDDY, PLEASE.
I'M COUNTING THE SUGAR.
HMM.
1, 2, 4, 5, 6,
75, 76, 77.
A PERFECT
MEASUREMENT.
UH, CAN I HELP?
ADD SOME OF THIS.
PLEASE, ED.
THAT'S TOO MUCH SUGAR.
OK.
[SNIFFING]
GO AWAY, PLEASE.
I'LL TASTE IT.
[DEEP BREATH]
SMELLY,
SMELLY, SMELLY.
HURRY IT UP, DOUBLE D.
EEEH!
[MANHOLE COVER SPINS]
WHO-OA!
WHOA. LOOK AT
HIM GO, EDDY.
[SNIFFS]
WHOO-HOO!
GREAT BEVERAGE.
HUH? HUH?
CUSTOMERS, EDDY.
CAN I BE THE SALES-ED?
NO WAY.
YOU'LL SCREW IT UP.
EDDY, IT CAN'T HURT.
[GROANS]
LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN...
[LOUDLY]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
COME BUY
A DELICIOUS...
COME BUY A DECIDUOUS, UH...
EN-O-GEE DRINK.
HELLO!
DORK.
I'M THE SALES-ED.
"EN-O-GEE DRINKS"?
HERE. TRY SOME.
OOPS. I GOT IT.
ED!
ED!
UH-OH.
[CHUCKLES]
AAH!
[NAZZ CHUCKLING]
I THINK I'LL PASS.
REAL SMOOTH, DORK.
[LAUGHING]
RRR! ED!
HUH?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
DRINK, MISTER?
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO WITH YOU?
HOW ABOUT A COMPLETE
IMAGE MAKEOVER?
YEAH.
UNDER
MY SUPERVISION,
YOU WILL BECOME
THE DEFINITION
OF COOL.
[SNIFFS]
FOLLOW ME, STINKY.
[ED CHUCKLES]
IS SITTING NAKED
IN A WAGON COOL?
NO, SKUNKPITS. IT ISN'T.
YES! YES! YES!
EVERYTHING'S READY.
[TICKLISH LAUGHING]
AAH! COLD!
IS IT SAFE?
YES.
SWEET.
VOILA.
WOW. AM I COOL NOW?
NO. YOU'RE NAKED.
WE GOTTA GET YOU
SOME NEW THREADS.
WELCOME TO MY CLOSET
OF DREAMS. HA HA!
DOUBLE D,
MEASURE HIM UP.
HOLD STILL, PLEASE.
UH-HUH.
1-5-4. 75.
HMM. TOO BOLD.
1-6.
HMM. NOT BAD.
2-2-5.
THIS WILL DO.
UM, H-HELP.
OK, GRUESOME, TRY THESE.
Edd: WHOO-HOO. HA HA.
[BAA]
COME ON, ED.
LET'S SEE ALREADY.
Eddy: HEY, NOT BAD.
NEXT, SOME COOL MOVES.
CHA-CHING.
YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
TRY IT.
HA HA.
NOT BAD.
TRY THIS.
COOL. HEH HEH.
Eddy: AAH!
COOL.
GOOD WORK.
THAT'S IT.
OHH! OW!
OW!
BRAVO, ED.
I'VE COMPILED A LIST
OF SUPERCOOL PHRASES--
OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE--
THAT YOU CAN USE
IN ANY--
OH, I'M BRILLIANT--
SITUATION.
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
YOU'RE READY
FOR A TEST DRIVE.
JUST STICK
TO WHAT WE SHOWED YOU,
AND YOU'LL BE COOL.
YUP. I MEAN,
I'M HIP, BABY.
MAKE ME PROUD, BIG GUY.
[JIMMY HUMMING]
SOMEONE'S
COMING.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
UH,
WHA...
UH...
[WHISTLING]
HELLO, MISTER.
SWIGGITY SWAG.
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
ED!
UH, IS EDDY HERE?
[WHIMPERING]
JUST ME, MYSELF, AND I,
OR I DON'T FLY.
[GIGGLES]
COME PLAY WITH US, ED.
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN,
LITTLE MAN.
WHOA! IT WORKED.
SOMETHING
ACTUALLY WORKED.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
YUCK.
[BURP]
YOU'RE FUNNY.
HEY, GUYS.
RECOGNIZE THIS BIG LUG?
HUH?
IT'S ED.
Kids: HEY.
PEEKABOO-LOO,
I SEE ALL, TOO.
ED, YOU LOOK
SO SUAVE.
I LIKE YOUR HAIR, ED.
DON'T SMELL IT.
JUST GEL IT.
JUST WHAT
ARE YOU UP TO?
5'9", GIVE OR TAKE.
[KIDS LAUGHING]
HUH?
[LAUGHS]
COME ON, ED.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR
MORE OF THOSE
WITTY ED-ISMS.
YEAH. TELL ME SOME,
TOO, ED.
Sarah: COME ON, ED.
Jimmy: TELL ME
SOMETHING, TOO, ED.
Kevin: HANG
WITH US, ED.
WOW. DID YOU SEE THAT?
THEY CAN'T GET
ENOUGH OF HIM.
PERFECT.
[CASH REGISTER TAPE RUNS]
[HUMMING]
HA HA HA!
HEY, EDDY, ARE WE LATE
FOR THE ED SHOW?
NOT IF YOU PAY 25 CENTS.
HERE YOU GO, EDDY.
[CASH REGISTER TAPE RUNS]
HOLD IT.
HUH?
PLANK FORGOT TO PAY.
Crowd: ED! ED! ED!
ED! ED! ED!
ED! ED! ED!
LET ME WAIT
NO LONGER.
ED! ED! ED!
HIYA, FOLKS!
Kids: YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
WAGGITY-DOO!
I'M TOO HOT TO USE IN A POT.
SLICK ME BACK,
BECAUSE I'M HAPPENING.
[ALL LAUGHING]
ED IS A SELLOUT.
WE'LL DING 'EM
FOR THE ENCORE.
[HORSE WHINNIES, WINGS FLAP]
WE FORGOT OUR MONEY.
KANKERS.
Kevin: HUH?
Ed: YABBA DABBA CRACKERS.
OOH, ED THE GREAT.
[CHUCKLES]
I'M WAITING.
SAY SOMETHING.
YEAH.
SAY SOMETHING FUNNY.
FUNNY AND SMART.
[TUNER GETTING STATIC]
UM, UH, OK.
GIVE ME THAT!
"YABBA DABBA."
HEY, YOU'RE CHEATING.
I LIKE CHEATERS.
WHOA!
EDDY!
WHOA.
[ALL GASP]
Eddy: OH, MY.
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
[CHUCKLING]
ED, LOOK OUT!
WHOA!
UGH.
ED, YOU GOT A SHOW TO DO.
HEY, EDDY.
GET BACK OUT THERE.
Ed: WHOA!
WHOA.
LET US HELP YOU UP.
YEAH. LET'S.
OH.
[KANKERS LAUGHING]
WATCH IT.
All: OHH!
YOU ALL STINK!
YOIP!
[ALL YELL]
DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT?
HEY, SHAKESPEARES,
GREAT SHOW.
WORTH EVERY PENNY.
MY MONEY!
GIVE IT BACK!
HAVE FUN IN THE MUD,
YOU 3 LITTLE PIGGIES.
[SCREAMS]
THANKS AGAIN.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
ALL THAT MONEY,
ALL THAT FAME--GONE.
COULD YOU PLEASE
LOWER YOUR VOICE?
THOSE DRINKS LEFT ME WITH
A VERY PAINFUL HEADACHE.
HEY, GUYS.
WHAT IS IT, ED?
I SAY THE CHEESE IS
ALWAYS TWICE THE FENCE POST.
I WISH I HAD
A FENCE POST, ED.
HOO HA HA HA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
ED, EDD, N' EDDY!
BRRRR! YEAH!
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
BRRRR! YEAH!
OK, BOYS, IT'S TIME
FOR THE WELCOME WAGON
TO PAY A VISIT.
CAREFUL, ED.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
[BATS HITTING HIVE]
Ed: HUH?
AAH!
Ed and Edd: WHO-O-OA!
[ALL YELLING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
["SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT"
KNOCK]
HMM?
UM, EDDY,
COULD WE DO
SOMETHING ELSE?
WHAT'S WITH THIS HEAT?!
SHADE.
I NEED SHADE.
THERE!
AHH.
ULP!
OW!
All: SHADE.
SUN.
OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
WE NEED TO FIND
SOME MORE SHADE FAST.
All: AAH! OH!
AAH! OH!
HEY, I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN COOL OFF.
AND I'M DESPERATE ENOUGH
TO BELIEVE YOU.
All: OW! OOH!
ICE!
I NEED ICE!
HUH?
W-W-W-W-WATER.
H2O, PLEASE.
GRAVY.
I'M FRYING.
THE FAT LADY
JUST SANG, BOYS.
Ed: MY LIFE IS FLASHING
BEFORE MY EYES.
Eddy: WHAT LIFE?
WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?
WHAT?
Ed, Edd, and Eddy:
UH, NOTHING.
DORKS.
DORKS?
KEVIN, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
TO NAZZ'S SPRINKLER
PARTY, STUPID.
SPRINKLER PARTY?
Kevin: YOU'RE
NOT INVITED!
HOO-HOO!
SPRINKLER PARTY.
HEAR THAT, BOYS?
A CHANCE TO COOL OFF
AND SCORE SOME
SOCIAL POINTS, TOO.
WE HAVE SO MUCH
PREPARATION TO DO.
WE'LL START BY...
[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]
IT'S TIME TO PUT
THE PLAN INTO ACTION.
[CHUCKLES]
RELAX, GUYS. DON'T DO
ANYTHING I WOULDN'T.
MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.
[CHUCKLING]
HEY, DOUBLE D,
SIT ANYWHERE, YOU KNOW.
I'LL STAND
AS PER USUAL, EDDY.
THANK YOU.
OH, YEAH!
THE SCHMOOZING,
THE RAPTURE OF RAP,
THE SNAP, CRACKLE,
POP OF COOL.
HIRE A SECRETARY,
BOYS.
BINGO! NOW, THIS--
NO PEEKING.
[BOTH WHISTLING]
THIS WILL BE A DAY
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
PINCH YOURSELF, BOYS.
SWIMSUITS OF THE GODS.
WELL, OK,
THEY'RE MY BROTHER'S.
MY WORD.
THEY LOOK LIKE NAPKINS.
COOL BOX, EDDY.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OHH!
AAH!
HA! WHOA!
[NEEDLE SCRATCHES RECORD]
UM...
PERHAPS THEY'RE
A TAD TOO CONFINING.
NO WAY, JOSE.
WE'RE COOKING.
PEOPLE USED
TO TRY TO BE COOL,
BUT NOW IT'S HOT.
WE'RE HOT!
DO YOU FEEL HOT?
NAH. I'M HALF-BAKED.
OK, OK,
SO WE LOOK GOOD.
WE FEEL GOOD.
SO, OFF
TO THE PARTY.
WE'RE GONNA
BE HIP.
WE'RE
GONNA BE HOT.
WE'RE GONNA
MAKE THE SCENE.
[KIDS LAUGHING, TALKING]
WOW. EVERYONE'S HERE.
LOOKS LIKE FUN.
HANG ON, MR. HAPPY.
YAAH. WHOA.
[THUD]
THE ENTRANCE TO A PARTY
IS EVERYTHING.
LESSON NUMBER ONE...
[EDDY YELLING]
HEY!
AAH!
[CRASH]
[SARCASTICALLY]
OH, GREAT.
HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
UNH! WHO INVITED THEM?
AAH!
MY PENCILED CHEST HAIRS!
GRR!
HEY, CHECK OUT THE--
NOW, BOYS, RELAX.
HAVE FUN.
IT'S A PARTY.
[GIGGLES]
GET YOUR BIG BUTT
OFF THE SPRINKLER.
OOH, YOU!
UM, WHAT IS THAT?
STUFFED PIG'S HEAD,
A FAVORITE OF MY COUNTRY.
WELL, I BROUGHT
A QUICHE.
MMM! YUMMY!
IT IS THE FOOD
OF THE...BBBBB!
THE PARTY IS CURSED!
[SOBBING]
DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.
I LIKE QUICHE.
[ED BURPING]
HEY, EDDY! CATCH.
[CHUCKLES]
MMM! CHEESY.
EHH!
ENOUGH
GOOFING AROUND.
IF YOU WANT
TO GET NOTICED,
YOU GOTTA MINGLE,
SCHMOOZE.
LOOK AT THIS MESS.
[JIMMY MUTTERS]
HEY, HAVE
YOU GUYS SEEN
ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE
BRAIN MUNCHERS?
THE OPERATION I SAW
INVOLVED FASCINATING NEW
BRAIN EXTRACTION TECHNIQUES.
BY HIDEOUS MUTANTS
WITH HUGE
DROOLING MOUTHS.
SO PRECAUTIONS HAD TO BE TAKEN
TO AVOID CONTAMINATION.
FROM POPPING EYEBALLS
AND SWELLING BRAINS.
THE INCISION
WAS MADE HERE
TO RELIEVE
THE TREMENDOUS PRESSURE.
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
HIS HEAD EXPLODED.
WITH THE SLICING
AND CLEAVING,
THE GNASHING
AND THE SEVERING...
Ed and Edd: BLOODY! GORY!
[WHIMPERS]
AAH! OOH!
RAAAH!
GUYS!
GUYS!
STOP TALKING SHOP.
I SAID MINGLE.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OH, MUSIC. GREAT.
THIS IS PERFECT.
LET'S MAMBO.
OH. LET'S GO
OVER HERE.
Ed: OK.
[MUSIC STOPS]
Ed, Edd, and Eddy: HUH?
OK, BOYS,
TIME FOR US
TO PULL OFF THE BIG ONE.
OK, I'LL GO AROUND THE FENCE,
AROUND THE SIDE...
[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]
LADIES AND NONLADIES...
WE, THE EDs,
ARE ABOUT TO ATTEMPT
THE MOST DARING FEAT
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN,
THE DOUBLE-GAGGLE,
HALF-TWIST, HOLD THE ONIONS,
CHANGE FOR A BUCK
SPRINKLER LEAP!
[DRUM ROLL]
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Ed, Edd, and Eddy: YEAH!
[PARTY CHATTER]
MMM!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
QUICK! INTO THAT POOL.
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO NOW?
SOMEONE'S COMING.
ACT NATURAL.
QUIT HOGGING
THE POOL.
IT'S OUR TURN.
NO, IT ISN'T.
YES, IT IS!
WE ARE NOT MOVING.
ED, GET OUT!
HIT THE ROAD!
ARRR!
PUT AN EGG IN YOUR SHOE
AND BEAT IT.
OH, COME ON, SARAH.
LET'S LEAVE
THESE GUYS ALONE.
WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.
HI, ED, EDD, AND EDDY.
YOU BOYS LOOK COOL.
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
HMM?
UH, ED'S GOT 3 NIPPLES,
LIKE THAT BAD GUY
IN JAMES BOND.
HA HA HA!
YOU'RE FUNNY.
UH, WHAT
THIRD NIPPLE?
SHOW ME
WHERE IT IS.
IT'S RIGHT HERE!
LOOK.
Eddy: GET DOWN!
ARE YOU NUTS?
YAAH!
I BELIEVE OUR BODIES
ARE SOAKING UP ALL
THE WATER IN THE POOL.
SHUT UP.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
FIRE...GOOD.
W-W-WARM.
SH-SH-SHUT UP.
I-I TH-THINK THE C-C-COAST
IS CLEAR NOW, E-E-EDDY.
THEN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
ED. ED?
COME ON, ED.
F-F-FIRE G-GOOD.
L-L-LET'S GO.
1...2...
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
AAH! RUN!
AAH! RUN!
All: OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
[PANTING]
[SNIFFS]
OH, DEAR.
STUBBORN GRASS STAIN!
YAAH!
[EDDY HUMMING]
YEAH! WHOO!
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
[BURPS]
[FLY BUZZING]
OH, NOW, WHAT DID
I COME IN HERE FOR?
HMM? AH HEH HEH.
MAY I HELP?
STAND BACK.
LET THE PRO DO IT.
TIME
TO QUENCH THIRST...
FOR CASH.
WHOA.
1, 2, 3 GRAINS OF SUGAR.
HUH. HMM.
AM I LATE?
JUST IN TIME, ED.
HUH?
PUT THIS SIGN UP.
LIKE THIS?
NO. HIGHER.
[SNIFFING]
WHA?! ED, YOU SMELL
LIKE A GYM BAG.
HA!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD A BATH?
I FORGET.
HMM. SO, DOUBLE D,
THOSE DRINKS READY?
EDDY, PLEASE.
I'M COUNTING THE SUGAR.
HMM.
1, 2, 4, 5, 6,
75, 76, 77.
A PERFECT
MEASUREMENT.
UH, CAN I HELP?
ADD SOME OF THIS.
PLEASE, ED.
THAT'S TOO MUCH SUGAR.
OK.
[SNIFFING]
GO AWAY, PLEASE.
I'LL TASTE IT.
[DEEP BREATH]
SMELLY,
SMELLY, SMELLY.
HURRY IT UP, DOUBLE D.
EEEH!
[MANHOLE COVER SPINS]
WHO-OA!
WHOA. LOOK AT
HIM GO, EDDY.
[SNIFFS]
WHOO-HOO!
GREAT BEVERAGE.
HUH? HUH?
CUSTOMERS, EDDY.
CAN I BE THE SALES-ED?
NO WAY.
YOU'LL SCREW IT UP.
EDDY, IT CAN'T HURT.
[GROANS]
LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN...
[LOUDLY]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
COME BUY
A DELICIOUS...
COME BUY A DECIDUOUS, UH...
EN-O-GEE DRINK.
HELLO!
DORK.
I'M THE SALES-ED.
"EN-O-GEE DRINKS"?
HERE. TRY SOME.
OOPS. I GOT IT.
ED!
ED!
UH-OH.
[CHUCKLES]
AAH!
[NAZZ CHUCKLING]
I THINK I'LL PASS.
REAL SMOOTH, DORK.
[LAUGHING]
RRR! ED!
HUH?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
DRINK, MISTER?
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO WITH YOU?
HOW ABOUT A COMPLETE
IMAGE MAKEOVER?
YEAH.
UNDER
MY SUPERVISION,
YOU WILL BECOME
THE DEFINITION
OF COOL.
[SNIFFS]
FOLLOW ME, STINKY.
[ED CHUCKLES]
IS SITTING NAKED
IN A WAGON COOL?
NO, SKUNKPITS. IT ISN'T.
YES! YES! YES!
EVERYTHING'S READY.
[TICKLISH LAUGHING]
AAH! COLD!
IS IT SAFE?
YES.
SWEET.
VOILA.
WOW. AM I COOL NOW?
NO. YOU'RE NAKED.
WE GOTTA GET YOU
SOME NEW THREADS.
WELCOME TO MY CLOSET
OF DREAMS. HA HA!
DOUBLE D,
MEASURE HIM UP.
HOLD STILL, PLEASE.
UH-HUH.
1-5-4. 75.
HMM. TOO BOLD.
1-6.
HMM. NOT BAD.
2-2-5.
THIS WILL DO.
UM, H-HELP.
OK, GRUESOME, TRY THESE.
Edd: WHOO-HOO. HA HA.
[BAA]
COME ON, ED.
LET'S SEE ALREADY.
Eddy: HEY, NOT BAD.
NEXT, SOME COOL MOVES.
CHA-CHING.
YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
TRY IT.
HA HA.
NOT BAD.
TRY THIS.
COOL. HEH HEH.
Eddy: AAH!
COOL.
GOOD WORK.
THAT'S IT.
OHH! OW!
OW!
BRAVO, ED.
I'VE COMPILED A LIST
OF SUPERCOOL PHRASES--
OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE--
THAT YOU CAN USE
IN ANY--
OH, I'M BRILLIANT--
SITUATION.
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
YOU'RE READY
FOR A TEST DRIVE.
JUST STICK
TO WHAT WE SHOWED YOU,
AND YOU'LL BE COOL.
YUP. I MEAN,
I'M HIP, BABY.
MAKE ME PROUD, BIG GUY.
[JIMMY HUMMING]
SOMEONE'S
COMING.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
UH,
WHA...
UH...
[WHISTLING]
HELLO, MISTER.
SWIGGITY SWAG.
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
ED!
UH, IS EDDY HERE?
[WHIMPERING]
JUST ME, MYSELF, AND I,
OR I DON'T FLY.
[GIGGLES]
COME PLAY WITH US, ED.
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN,
LITTLE MAN.
WHOA! IT WORKED.
SOMETHING
ACTUALLY WORKED.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
YUCK.
[BURP]
YOU'RE FUNNY.
HEY, GUYS.
RECOGNIZE THIS BIG LUG?
HUH?
IT'S ED.
Kids: HEY.
PEEKABOO-LOO,
I SEE ALL, TOO.
ED, YOU LOOK
SO SUAVE.
I LIKE YOUR HAIR, ED.
DON'T SMELL IT.
JUST GEL IT.
JUST WHAT
ARE YOU UP TO?
5'9", GIVE OR TAKE.
[KIDS LAUGHING]
HUH?
[LAUGHS]
COME ON, ED.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR
MORE OF THOSE
WITTY ED-ISMS.
YEAH. TELL ME SOME,
TOO, ED.
Sarah: COME ON, ED.
Jimmy: TELL ME
SOMETHING, TOO, ED.
Kevin: HANG
WITH US, ED.
WOW. DID YOU SEE THAT?
THEY CAN'T GET
ENOUGH OF HIM.
PERFECT.
[CASH REGISTER TAPE RUNS]
[HUMMING]
HA HA HA!
HEY, EDDY, ARE WE LATE
FOR THE ED SHOW?
NOT IF YOU PAY 25 CENTS.
HERE YOU GO, EDDY.
[CASH REGISTER TAPE RUNS]
HOLD IT.
HUH?
PLANK FORGOT TO PAY.
Crowd: ED! ED! ED!
ED! ED! ED!
ED! ED! ED!
LET ME WAIT
NO LONGER.
ED! ED! ED!
HIYA, FOLKS!
Kids: YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
WAGGITY-DOO!
I'M TOO HOT TO USE IN A POT.
SLICK ME BACK,
BECAUSE I'M HAPPENING.
[ALL LAUGHING]
ED IS A SELLOUT.
WE'LL DING 'EM
FOR THE ENCORE.
[HORSE WHINNIES, WINGS FLAP]
WE FORGOT OUR MONEY.
KANKERS.
Kevin: HUH?
Ed: YABBA DABBA CRACKERS.
OOH, ED THE GREAT.
[CHUCKLES]
I'M WAITING.
SAY SOMETHING.
YEAH.
SAY SOMETHING FUNNY.
FUNNY AND SMART.
[TUNER GETTING STATIC]
UM, UH, OK.
GIVE ME THAT!
"YABBA DABBA."
HEY, YOU'RE CHEATING.
I LIKE CHEATERS.
WHOA!
EDDY!
WHOA.
[ALL GASP]
Eddy: OH, MY.
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
[CHUCKLING]
ED, LOOK OUT!
WHOA!
UGH.
ED, YOU GOT A SHOW TO DO.
HEY, EDDY.
GET BACK OUT THERE.
Ed: WHOA!
WHOA.
LET US HELP YOU UP.
YEAH. LET'S.
OH.
[KANKERS LAUGHING]
WATCH IT.
All: OHH!
YOU ALL STINK!
YOIP!
[ALL YELL]
DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT?
HEY, SHAKESPEARES,
GREAT SHOW.
WORTH EVERY PENNY.
MY MONEY!
GIVE IT BACK!
HAVE FUN IN THE MUD,
YOU 3 LITTLE PIGGIES.
[SCREAMS]
THANKS AGAIN.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
ALL THAT MONEY,
ALL THAT FAME--GONE.
COULD YOU PLEASE
LOWER YOUR VOICE?
THOSE DRINKS LEFT ME WITH
A VERY PAINFUL HEADACHE.
HEY, GUYS.
WHAT IS IT, ED?
I SAY THE CHEESE IS
ALWAYS TWICE THE FENCE POST.
I WISH I HAD
A FENCE POST, ED.
HOO HA HA HA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
ED, EDD, N' EDDY!
BRRRR! YEAH!