Dynasty: The Reunion (1991): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript

Joseph: Mr. Carrington,
Michael has brought the car

around.
Blake: Thank you, Joseph.

Blake: Oh, Michael...
We'll be stopping at

miss Jennings' apartment
on the way.

Michael: Yes, sir.
Excuse me, Mr. Carrington, but,

uh, that doesn't seem the kind
of party you'd be invited to.

Blake: I wasn't.

Krystle: Hey, it's terrific.

Thank you.
What is it?

It's a Baton for leading the
orchestra.

No, it's not.
It's a whip for beating her new



servants.
Doris: It happens to be a

riding crop.
Krystle: Well, great.

Doris: He does have horses,
doesn't he?

Krystle: Yes, several.
I've never been on any of them,

though.
I don't think horses like me.

Yeah.
That's what the riding crop's

for.
Charlotte: This looks like

another cookbook.
Krystle: Another cookbook.

Oh, another cookbook.
Krystle: It looks like

Marion's handwriting.
Yeah.

Krystle: Thank you, Marion.
What is it?

Pretty paper.

Doris: What is it?
I can't see.

What is it?



What is it?
Oh, no.

Krystle: That's very sweet,
Marion.

Thank you.
Doris: I think it's kind of

raunchy myself.
Krystle: That's all right,

Doris.
You know, I have been married

before.
Doris: Even so, I mean, don't

you suppose people managed
before they wrote an instruction

manual?
Charlotte: Maybe you ought to

read it first, Doris.
Then you can go out and get your

learner's permit.

Doris: I certainly wouldn't
want to shock you, Charlotte,

but I know plenty.

Charlotte: I'll get it.
Krystle: These are the

greatest gifts.
Aren't they nice?

Krystle: Actually, I think
this is the best.

Really? Which one?
Krystle: Hello, Michael.

Michael: Miss Jennings,
Mr. Carrington would like you to

have this with his compliments.
Krystle: Where is he?

Why didn't he come up?
Michael: He's waiting for me

downstairs.
He thought it would be safer

down there.

Hi.
Would you like some punch?

A cookie?
Michael: No, thank you, miss.

I've got to run.
Oh, he's gorgeous!

Hey, krystle, do you want to
trade?

I'll give you Marvin, the kids,
and a 6-months diaper service.

What do you say?
Oh, I'd take him even if he

didn't have $200 million.
Really.

And the biggest house in
Colorado and his own football

team.
Margaret: Well, I think he's

lucky to be getting krystle.
Charlotte: Let me look.

The closest I ever got to him
was when he drove through our

picket line during the refinery
strike.

He's gorgeous.
He is so gorgeous.

I'll take him.
Oh, krystle.

Krystle: Margaret, what is
it?

What's wrong?
Margaret: I'm gonna miss you,

krystle.
We're all gonna miss you.

Krystle: What are you talking
about?

We're friends.
We'll always be friends.

We're still gonna see each
other.

Well, come on, you guys.
I'm not going to the foreign

legion.
I'm getting married.

Well, to begin with, you'll come
to the wedding.

And then after that, you'll come
up to the house every weekend.

What the heck good are 48 rooms
if you can't have your friends

over?
I won't change.

I swear it.
Charlotte: Well, let's see

what the boss got her for a
shower gift.

It's probably a gold-plated
time card.

Maybe he docks her for
getting engaged on company time.

Krystle, my goodness!

What rocks!
Oh, put them on.

They're really gorgeous.
Charlotte: Put them on.

I never thought he would have
come up with something like

that.
Doris: You can be sure the

other one wouldn't have given
her diamonds...

Matthew blaisdel.
Charlotte: Doris!

Doris, sometimes you have the
tact of a rhinoceros.

Doris: Well, I'm very sorry,
but I happen to think it was a

good thing he was sent to the
middle east.

Let it go, Matthew.

Look out! It's gonna blow!

Come on, Matthew.
No reason to make any more of a

fight.
It's over.

Aahh!

What the hell are they going
to do, blow us up?

Matthew: That's enough!
Stop him!

He's gonna blow that thing!

Move!

Onto the airplane!
Airplane!

Blake: Where the hell is the
state department in all this?

Where are our friends in
Washington?

Where are the damn marines?
Sorry, Andy.

I know you've done everything
you could.

All our people get out?
Andrew: Yes.

Blake: Blaisdel, too?
Andrew: He was on the last

company plane out.
Already headed back to the

states.
He'll transfer at Kennedy and

arrive at stapleton
international tomorrow morning

at 10:00 A.M.
Blake: Hmm.

Have his plane shot down over
Kansas.

Andrew: Forgive my stupidity,
Blake, but, uh, is that some

kind of a joke?
Blake: Yeah, it's a joke...

I guess.
Except...

One thing I don't need right now
is Matthew blaisdel back in

Denver.
Would you please just return

to your seat?
Steven: Look,

I-I...
Mr. Carrington, would you

please take your seat?
Steven: Hold on.

I don't have to go anywhere that
I don't want to go.

I'm gonna have to call the
captain.

Steven: I don't care if you
call the captain.

Go ahead and call him.
Hell, I'll call him.

Captain! Captain!
Would you like for me to call

the generals, huh?
General! Gener...

Matthew!
Shh.

I know him.
I know him.

Matthew, come up here and have a
drink with me, okay?

I'm sorry, Mr. Carrington.
The lounge is reserved for

passengers traveling
first-class.

Would you please sit down?
Steven: You mean to tell me

that he ain't first-class?
Is that what you're trying to

tell me?
You ask my father if

Matthew blaisdel ain't
first-class.

Besides, he's my guest, okay?
If I want to have a drink with

my guest, then I'm having a
drink with my guest, all right?!

Matthew: Steven.
Steven: Hi, Matthew.

Matthew: Maybe I can help.
Come on.

Steven: Excuse me.
And then I got in the mail...

I mean, aren't I a part of the
family?

Don't I deserve something?
Would it have worn his finger to

just dial me direct area code
212 just to let me know...

Just to let me know that...
Where was I?

Matthew: You got in the
mail...

Steven: Oh, yeah.
A gold-embossed paper-linen

invitation to my father's
wedding, with a little card

inside that says,
"Mr. Steven carrington

will/will not attend."
That's that's my own father.

You're going to the wedding,
though, aren't you?

I mean, that's why you're on
this plane, right?

Matthew: No.
I just got kicked out of the

middle east after a year and a
half.

I'm on my way home to Denver.
I guess they must have left my

name off that guest list, too.
Steven:

Of course.
'Cause you used didn't you

used to, um...
Matthew: Used to what?

Steven: Matthew, you do know
who my father's marrying, don't

you?
Matthew: Well, I've been

living on a sand dune for a year
and a half.

We didn't get the society page.
Who's he marrying?

Steven: Another one of these!
Matthew: Steven...

I'm sorry, sir, but
regulations don't permit me to

serve a passenger who's already
had too much to drink.

Steven: I don't care about
your stupid regulations.

And I'll tell you when I've had
enough to drink!

You just fill that cup up,
mister, all right?!

Matthew: He's right.
Listen to me.

Why don't you and I take a
little walk downstairs?

Steven: Why don't you
butt out, okay?!

Why don't you just butt out?!
Just because you work for my

father doesn't give you the
right...

Matthew: It's okay.
Just just take him back

to his seat.
He's fine.

Ladies and gentlemen, at this
time, we'll begin our descent

into Denver's stapleton
international airport.

Steven: Matthew!
Matthew!

Matthew: How you feeling?
Steven: Dumb.

I guess I really made a fool of
myself up there.

Matthew: Well, I've been
known to do the same.

Steven: Well, I just wanted
to thank you for doing what you

did.
Matthew: Forget it.

Steven: That's my father's
car.

I'd be glad to drop you off
anyplace you're going.

Matthew: No, thanks.
Wouldn't want to take you out of

your way.
See ya, Steven.

Steven: Okay.
Here I am, Michael!

Look, these are for my baggage.
I'll wait in the car.

Michael: I'm sorry, sir.
The car's for Mr. Blaisdel.

Have you seen him?
Steven: What what do you

mean?
The car's not for me?

Michael: There he is.
Your father wants you to take a

cab and wait for him at the
house.

He'll see you when he gets home.
Mr. Blaisdel,

Mr. Carrington's waiting for
you.

Please have a seat.
Krystle: Darling, I can't

stay.
I've got to meet Mr. Afferton

back at the house to go over the
wedding arrangements.

But I'll see you at dinner.
Blake: Bye-bye, dear.

Krystle:
I didn't know you were back.

Nobody told me you were back.
Matthew: I'm back.

Blake: Well, welcome home,
Matthew.

Go on in, please.
I'll see you at dinner, darling.

I'm sorry to rush you in here,

Matthew, but I got to slip you
in ahead of my board of

directors.

Blake: Go ahead, Matthew.
Now, what's the bottom line?

Is there any chance of our
getting back in there, or at

least getting our equipment out?
Matthew: Without the marines?

I wouldn't put money on it.
Blake: You make a deal with

these people, you'd think they'd
keep their end of it.

The state department will want
to know exactly what happened

over there.
You may even have to go before a

congressional committee and the
press and everything.

Have you given any thought to
what you're going to tell them?

Matthew: I'm a geologist.
I make holes in the ground.

I'm not paid to set foreign
policy.

Blake: Take a shot.
Matthew:

Okay.
I'd say we damn well better

start digging for oil over here
a little faster and a little

deeper than we have been.
Blake: Good. Good.

You tell them that.

Yes?
They're ready for you in the

boardroom, sir.
Blake: Right.

Oh, tell Michael to drop
Mr. Blaisdel anyplace he wants

to go.
You might also tell that

committee that if they'd given
those folks the f-15s they asked

for, they might not have been so
quick to throw us out of there.

Uh, never mind.
I'll tell them that myself.

You seen your wife yet?
Matthew: No.

Your car brought me directly
here.

Your driver said you needed to
talk to me.

Blake: Oh, yes. That's right.
I understand that you and my

fiancée, miss Jennings, knew
each other before you left the

country.
Matthew: We were friends.

Blake: Good friends?
Matthew: Friends.

Blake: Take a couple of days
off, Matthew.

Go visit your wife and then
check in at the production

office.
We'll figure out what we're

gonna do with you.

Joseph: Good afternoon,
miss Jennings.

Mr. Afferton is waiting for you
in the ballroom.

Krystle: Oh, thank you.
I'm sorry I'm late.

Afferton: I've been waiting
20 minutes.

Shall we start in the ballroom?
We'll fill this fireplace with

flowers stephanotis, pink
tea roses, and, of course, pink

rhododendrons.
At this end, we'll build an

altar of flowers.
Uh, you do like stephanotis,

miss Jennings?
Krystle: Uh, yes, yes, of

course.
Afferton: Unless there's

something else you'd prefer.
Krystle: No. No, that's fine.

Afferton: I agree.
That combination always brings a

certain understated elegance.
You will enter through that

door, come down a center aisle
here.

Now, which music will you
prefer?

Krystle: Well,
"the wedding march."

Afferton: "The wedding
march."

Which one?
The mendelssohn or the Wagner?

Krystle: Is one better than
the other?

Afferton: Neither is very...
Steven: I think what

miss Jennings actually had in
mind was something a little more

obscure.
Maybe something for woodwinds...

Say, bach's "siciliano" from his
"flute sonata in e-flat major."

You do know it, don't you,
Mr. Afferton?

Afferton: Yes.
Yes, I do.

Steven: How do you feel about
a woodwind ensemble, krystle?

Krystle: I think that would
be very nice.

Steven: What do you think,
four pieces, five?

We need a flute, a clarinet, an
oboe, a couple of English horns.

No, one English horn.
And out on the garden, a

wonderful, old harp.
Maybe some strings a violin,

viola.
Maybe we could start with

something like debussy's
"maid with flaxen hair."

Krystle: Yes, I like that.

Steven: Krystle, you look
tired.

I guess these last few days have
been kind of rough on you.

Krystle: Yeah. They have.
Steven: Look, why don't you

go lie down and rest?
I think I know what you'd like.

I'll finish with Mr. Afferton
for you, okay?

Krystle: Thanks.
Afferton: She does seem a bit

rattled, doesn't she?

Well, some of them just don't
seem to be able to handle it

very well, do they?
Steven: Handle what,

afferton?
Afferton: You know,

Mr. Carrington, the
transition dealing with

upper-class ways.
Steven: Well, you seem to

have handled it, haven't you?
Afferton: I beg your pardon?

Steven: Not mine,
Mr. Afferton.

Hers.
You beg miss Jennings' pardon.

And you try a stunt like that
again, and I'll see you never

work anything bigger than a cat
show.

Do you take my meaning?
Good.

Now, what's next?
Afferton: Serving

arrangements.
Andrew: And this one will

finalize it.

Blake: Yes?
Who is this?

Fallon: It's only me from
over the sea.

Blake: Fallon, is that you?
Where are you, at the airport?

I'll pick you up.
You're you're where?

Fallon: Daddy, don't you know

there's an energy crisis going
on?

What are you doing driving
around in that gas-guzzler?

Blake: What are you, anyway,
a spy for Ralph nader?

Fallon: No, but I've got a
machine here that runs on hay,

and it gets 300 miles to the
bale.

That is, if you remember how to
drive one.

Blake: And who was it that
taught you how to ride, or have

you forgotten?
Pull up, Michael.

Michael: Yes, sir.
Blake: I've got a little

something to do, Andrew.
See you up at the house.

Michael: It's good to have
you home, miss carrington.

Fallon: Is it? Do I know you?
Michael: Oh, yes, ma'am, I

believe you do.
Fallon: Ohh!

Ohh.
Blake: Are you okay?

Fallon: Yes, I'm okay.
But that damn horse isn't going

to be when I catch it.

Blake:

Fallon: Oh! Oh!
I can't...

Oh.
I know you, Blake carrington.

You paid that horse to dump me.
Blake: I didn't have to pay

him.
He works for me.

Fallon: Is there anybody in
Colorado who doesn't work for

you?
Blake: Oh, a few people, but

not for long.
Fallon:

Blake: Oh, honey, I'm so glad
that you're home.

Fallon: Are you serious?
You really think I'd miss your

wedding?
I even gave up soccer matches in

Athens to be here.
And that's not all I gave up.

There was this entirely gorgeous
goalie from...

Blake: Spare me the details.
I'm not a soccer fan.

Besides, there's something I
want to talk to you about.

Fallon: Give me your jacket.
Well, I'm certainly not riding

back to the house in wet
clothes.

Blake: Certainly not.
I'll, uh, go catch your horse.

Fallon: Thanks.

Fallon: So, then I said to
myself, "would daddy really

appreciate a soccer player for a
wedding present?"

So I left him there.
Besides, in his last game, he

had his fibula broken in 2
places.

Blake: Now, now, now.
Fallon will you wind down for a

minute, please?
When we go back to the house,

with your brother there and
krystle and all the confusion,

we may not get another chance to
talk.

Fallon: Okay.
Blake: Now, you know you're

just about the most important
thing in the world to me.

Fallon: "Just about"?
You mean I've slipped to second

place?
Blake: Are you going to give

me a chance, listen to what I
have to say?

Fallon: Yes, I'll listen.
Blake: I've asked Cecil Colby

to bring his nephew to the
wedding.

Fallon: It's your wedding...
Invite anybody you like.

Blake: His name is Jeff.
He's just about your age.

Fallon: Yes, I know him,
daddy.

We went to summer camp together
when we were 11.

Blake: Oh.
I told Cecil that you'd act as

sort of Jeff's escort for the
day.

Fallon: I see.
And have you already negotiated

a bride price?
What are you taking for me...

Cash or stock options?
Blake: You asked me what I

wanted for a wedding present.
The very best present you could

give me would be to see...
Fallon: To see me happily

married and settled down?
Blake: That's right.

Fallon: That is bull, daddy,
and you know it.

Colbyco oil makes
Denver-carrington look like a

corner filling station, and
that's eating your liver out.

You're not talking about a
marriage.

You're talking about a merger.
Blake: And if I am, what the

devil is wrong with that?
Am I supposed to be thrilled

because 70% of the voting stock
of Denver-carrington is going to

end up in the hands of some
Greek bandit?

Fallon: Well, what do you
want me for, anyhow?

You have a son.
That's a natural line of

succession.
Let Steven get married.

Let him provide the royal heir.
Give him the 70%.

Blake: I'm afraid Steven is
not going to work out.

Fallon: Well, why?
What's the matter with him...

Low sperm count?
Blake: Mind your own

business.
Fallon: Whoo, sensitive,

aren't we?
Okay, then what about you and

krystle?
She looks like good, solid

breeding stock to me.
Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't

shown the proper respect.
Well, what do you want me to do,

anoint her feet in holy oil?
Or would it be enough if I just

get down on my knees and kiss...
Blake: I'm not going to stand

here and beg you to accept this
lady.

You'll just have to take it on
faith that she is the most

important thing in my life right
now, and you and your brother

and everyone else around here
may have to get used to that.

Fallon: And you don't give a
flying damn that she'd rather be

in bed with somebody else.

Or do you?

Michael:

Hello.
Fallon: Michael, it's

miss carrington.
I think I remember you now.

Michael: Miss who?
Fallon: It's fallon.

Michael:

Michael: Come on in.
I'm not gonna bite you.

May I take your jacket?
Your taxi has arrived,

miss Jennings.
Krystle: Thank you.

Blake: Krystle.
Where are you going?

Krystle: I guess you thought
that was a pretty cute thing to

do.
I don't understand...

Blake: It hasn't been a
perfect day, my dear.

I've been run out of one
country on a ridgepole, my

daughter thinks she's a
born-again lady godiva,

so please forgive me now,
just what "thing" did you have

in mind?
Krystle: Setting it up for

Matthew blaisdel and me to run
into each other in your office.

Blake: Oh, that.
Krystle: What was it, Blake,

some sort of test?
Blake: Krystle...

I don't suppose you'd believe me
if I told you I didn't arrange

that.
It was just a coincidence.

Krystle: Was it also a
coincidence that you didn't

bother to tell me he was back
in town?

What did you suppose that I'd
go flying off with him?

Is that what you think of me?
Blake: Come inside.

We'll talk.
Krystle: No.

No, you talk too well, Blake.
You'd only convince me that I

imagined the whole thing, that
nothing's changed and

everything's exactly the way it
was.

Blake: Well? Isn't it?
When will I see you?

Krystle: I don't know.

I've got to get away somewhere
where I can think.

Blake: Well, at least you can
take your own car.

Now, this is a very impressive
gesture, but you don't have to

go by public transportation, you
know.

Krystle: It's not my car.
Look at the registration.

It belongs to Denver-carrington,
just like everything else around

here.

Andrew: Blake...
Our people in Amsterdam called.

Looks like your price on the
tankers will be accepted.

Blake: Well...
Maybe we've offered too much.

Withdraw the offer, drop it 10%,
and resubmit it in two days.

Andrew: All right.
Blake: Oh, Joseph, has Steven

arrived?
Joseph: Yes, he has.

Do you want to see him?
Blake: Yes.

No, I don't.
Joseph...

Joseph: Yes, sir?
Blake: I'm going to get this

family shaped up by the day I
get married.

Joseph: Yes, sir.
Irish whiskey, then?

Make it three one for each
headache.

Krystle: Hi.
Can we meet?

Matthew: Do you love him?
Krystle: Yes, I do.

At least I...

I thought I did.
After you left, I, uh...

I told myself you were dead.
Some days, I wished you were.

I must have written you over a

hundred letters.
Never even mailed you one.

Tell me, Matthew...
Did I just imagine what we had

together?
Or was it just some...

Dumb affair?
Matthew: You've got hold of

something good.
Grab it around the middle and

run with it, krystle.
Don't ever look back.

Krystle: But if I thought
that we had a chance...

Matthew: Thereisno chance.
Krystle: Because of your

situation?
I understand that, uh...

I know that divorce is out of
the question.

Matthew: It's not that.
Krystle: What is it, then?

Is it that you don't care for me
anymore?

Matthew: That's right.
I don't.

Krystle: You say that pretty
easily.

Matthew: The truth isn't hard
to say.

Just spit it out and kick sand
over it.

Krystle: I'm, uh... Sorry.
I guess I shouldn't...

Could we go back now?
Fallon: Well... Maybe we

should look at this whole thing
philosophically.

The lord giveth, and the lord
taketh away.

Steven: You don't seem so
altogether heartbroken that

krystle's taken off.
Why doesn't he just go get her

and bring her back if that's
what he wants?

Fallon: Why don't you ask
him?

Steven: Because he won't
talk to me.

Fallon: Well, you're lucky.
He'd sell me into the harem of a

sheik for three barrels of crude
and a box of cigars.

And I thought we were raised to
believe that blood is thicker

than money.
Steven: Come on, fallon.

He'd stick his hand into an
electric fan if you asked him

to.
Even when mother was here, he

loved you better than anybody.
Fallon: Well, that's what I

mean.
He used to be a fair judge of

women.
I think he suffered irreversible

brain damage from breathing
too much dime-store perfume.

Steven: Don't you think
that's being a little tough on

krystle?
I mean, she's got some nice

qualities.
Fallon: So does a cocker

spaniel, but I wouldn't want my
father to marry one.

I think he could do better.
Steven: So could you.

Fallon: Oh?
Steven: I mean, the

chauffeur?
Come on, fallon.

You really need to rub dad's
nose in it, don't you?

Fallon: Certainly not.
I'm thinking of writing a book,

that's all...
"handling the servant problem."

Are you gonna tell him?
Steven: You know I wouldn't

do that.
Besides, I'd have to send him a

telegram.
Did dad say anything to you?

I-I mean, about me?
Fallon: Nothing that made any

sense.
Steven: Why does he seem so

angry at me?
Fallon: I don't know.

What have you done?