DuckTales (2017–…): Season 3, Episode 5 - Louie's Eleven! - full transcript
Louie plans a break-in at a high-class party so the Three Caballeros can play as Donald tries to get past the party's no-nonsense planner.
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ As I'm calling out to you ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ There are things
I wish you knew ♪
Drop the beat!
Ach! I was getting
to the good part!
Exactly!
This is the good part!
Guys! Guys! I don't think...
Aaah!
Sorry to interrupt...
but why are you in my bathroom?!
We wanted to give you
a taste of our...
- As yet unpaid for...
- Global tour!
Now, we know
how busy you are.
But we also know
how devastated you would be
if you missed out
on the chance to sponsor us!
We don't need money...
All we need is equipment,
a tour bus,
a plane with our faces on it...
Grrrr.
That's ridiculous!
Scrooge is far too busy
and important
to go plane shopping.
You're right.
We'll take the money instead.
Fifty million. Tops.
A small price to pay
to be a part
of our band's rise
to superstardom!
Duckworth!
No solicitors!
That's the fourth
rich guy's bathroom
we've been kicked out of.
What are we doing wrong?
We just need someone
to listen to us!
Oh. I'm listening.
You wanna be famous?
Uh, sure!
- Absolutely!
- More than anything!
And you're willing to do
whatever I say,
at any cost whatsoever?
Well, not any...
- Quiet, Donald!
- We will pay you twofold!
Then have I got
a scheme for you.
Ho boy.
Theme music plays...
♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪
♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
♪ Race cars,
lasers, airplanes ♪
♪ It's a duck blur ♪
♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
♪ Or rewrite history ♪
♪ DuckTales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ Every day
they're out there ♪
♪ Making DuckTales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ D-D-Danger lurks
behind you ♪
♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪
♪ What to do,
just grab on to some ♪
- ♪ DuckTales ♪
- ♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ Every day they're
out there making ♪
♪ DuckTales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ Tales of daring
bad and good ♪
♪ Not ponytails
or cottontails ♪
♪ DuckTales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
*DUCKTALES (2017)*
Season 03 Episode 05
Episode Title: "Louie's Eleven!"
The fastest way to fame
is Emma Glamour's IT List.
Ooh!
I know everything
about the IT List.
Whatever Emma Glamour
posts on her annual online list
becomes instantly popular.
How do you think
I found my favorite band?
And my signature hairstyle.
If I'm following
the trends right,
I think next year's big thing
is gonna be sick yo-yo tricks.
Ow. I'll get it by the time
the IT List comes out.
Yeah? Sure, Dew.
We just get on this blog!
- But how?!
- Why will no one tell us?!
Okay.
Okay, just...
Look, Glamour
is a famous tastemaker
who only emerges
once a year
to post her IT List at...
an exclusive party at
the Duckburg Museum.
A night of famous people
celebrating how great they are.
These are my people.
We're going?!
I get you into that party...
We perform for Glamour...
We get on the IT List
before it's posted online...
Then we'll be famous
around the planet!
Internet fame.
The most important fame of all.
I don't know.
How will we get in?
Hmm. This is
an exclusive party.
If only someone had a
super-elaborate scheme to get in...
Ka-boom!
I give you Louie's Eleven.
A multi-part, multi-person plan
guaranteed to get us in.
The perfect scheme.
Ah, cool. Maybe if we...
Please don't touch
the perfect scheme.
But I know all about
this party.
And I know all about schemes,
dear Dewford.
All you have to do
is listen to me.
And sign this
legally binding contract
giving me half of any money
you make after you get famous.
What?! We can't...
I already signed for you,
Donald!
Gimme the pen!
Ahhhh.
All eleven
have an important role.
I'm the team leader,
obviously.
Caballeros,
you're the talent.
And I'm the inside man,
because I know this party
inside and out.
What?! No.
But don't worry,
I have a very special job
just for you.
Oh-ho, ho-ho-ho!
Special!
This party is invite only,
so we're gonna need...
Ha! And you said calligraphy
camp was a waste of time.
Mwah!
Hubert, it is perfect!
Welcome to the scheme.
- What scheme?
- Nothing. Tell no one!
Next we're gonna need a way
to communicate all sneaky-like.
All right. These earpieces
are definitely not experimental.
I'm definitely not
testing them on you.
And they definitely won't
explode in your head
if you wear them too long.
Hmm. Have fun at your party!
And lastly, we need
o figure out the party layout
inside the museum,
which we are doing now.
Aaah!
- Aah!
- Wha...!
There's Glamour's seat,
and there's the stage.
Let's go, everyone!
We want to start fashionably late,
not late late.
And remember,
nobody gets onstage without a stage pass.
- Who's that?!
- Guh. Daisy Duck.
Glamour's personal assistant.
If we want to get to Glamour,
we have to go through her.
Whatever.
Nice placement on the banners,
Rosa.
Those shrimp puffs
could be puffier, Shaun.
Are these rhododendrons?!
We've gotta get 'em out of here
before...
she shows up.
Are those rhododendrons?
Run. I'll handle it.
You know I'm allergic
to bad taste.
Of course, Ms. Glamour.
I mean, who would
bring rhododendrons
to your party?
A rhodo-dumb-dumb?
- Hmm.
- Mn-hmm.
You have narrowly avoided
ruining this party.
For now.
Oh, thank you, Ms. Glamour.
I promise, everything's
going to be...
- Perfect.
- It already is.
I'm gonna dance
on the red carpet!
No! Stick to the plan!
This is Louie's Eleven.
As long as there
are no surprises,
we'll be fine.
I swear! I left my
invitation in the limo.
It's parked right around
the side. I'll go get it!
Unhh!
No party crashers.
Wait a minute.
Was that...
Hmph.
Why is Falcon Graves
working security here?
He's gonna recognize me
and know we're not
invited to the party!
- Maybe he won't remember you.
- The last time I saw him
I cost him millions of dollars
and threw him off a building.
[gasps
Hey, that does make
this harder.
New plan.
Dewey's not going to the party.
Uh, what?!
You need me in there.
This the Dewey-est
party in town!
Ohh! Why was I cursed to
be so flashy and unforgettable?
Hmm.
Okay, Dewey.
Play it cool.
The c-c-coolest, baby.
There's something
familiar about you.
Hey, pal.
This is DJ Daft Duck,
Duckburg's most electrifying
funkatronic DJ,
and his entourage,
as you can see
from our very official
invitation.
Fun times!
Graves, keep the line moving!
Welcome to the party, pal.
- That's mine.
- We did it!
No thanks
to Dewey showing off.
We almost
got busted!
What?! This whole party
is for showing off.
I know how it works.
No more improvising,
no more showboating.
Everyone listens
to my plan.
The plan to wow Glamour
with our haunting melodies.
You mean
our sick dance beats.
Hey! Hey!
Guys, stop it!
Look, Uncle Donald's right.
Earpieces in.
All right, split up.
José, Panchito,
head to the stage by the guard.
Grrr.
Ha ha ha ha!
I will charm my way
onstage
with my golden voice.
Unhh!
Ohh! What are you
going to do,
dance your way past her?
Easy, grownups.
You won't be able
to get past the guard without
Daisy's stage pass.
We've gotta distract Daisy
so Uncle Donald can steal it.
So I'll dazzle Daisy with my
hip and stylish yo-yo tricks.
- Wha! Ow!
- Oh, that would be great, Dewey,
but it's just not
part of the plan.
Your very important job
is coming up.
Jane, you're a go.
Yes sir, Mr. Duck.
Everything is on schedule
and under control.
Time to party. I'm very excited
for you to see my outfit.
Ohh! I am so sorry.
Aaah! Why, you no-good...
Daisy, please.
You're embarrassing us both.
Mostly yourself, though.
I'm so sorry.
I-I'll go clean up.
Excellent work, Jane.
As always.
Uncle Donald,
get that stage pass.
And now that Glamour
is unguarded,
I'll lay on the Louie charm.
Time to get her excited
for the Three Caballeros'
big perform...
Ohhh, phooey!
No photographs.
Graves is gonna
sniff out our plan.
- How do we get rid of him?
- This is your moment.
The job that only you can do.
Aaaah!
This is my job?!
Holding a monster?!
Not monster. "Team member."
I could be doing more!
How is this
the perfect job for me?
Because everyone else
already had a job.
Man! Oww!
An intruder. Not tonight!
Rassafrassin' party!
Rassafrassin' IT List!
Mmm, gahh!
Oh...
This is your shot to prove
yourself to Ms. Glamour.
Take it!
Ahh.
Remember, you've got
to grab the stage pass and get off.
Then our tenth member
stops the elevator,
keeping Daisy on lockdown
and out of the way.
This party is the coolest!
Beautiful night, isn't it?
Kind of a terrible night,
actually.
- What floor?
- Oh...
uh... whoops!
Great. Not like I was
in a hurry or anything.
Oh, sorry.
I'm in your space.
- I got it...
- All right, he's got it.
Webby, cut the elevator power.
Unh!
- Hey!
- Let me just...
You're making it worse!
Wheee!
Oh, no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Let us out of here!
- I've got to get back to the party!
This is all your fault!
My fault?! It's, uh,
it's your bag!
Whoa! Okay!
Uncle Donald, meet José
and Panchito at the stage
with the pass,
for your performance.
I'm going radio silent.
- If I could only...
- I'm gonna miss my big break!
What do you mean,
big break?
My band is sort of, uh,
crashing the party?
I'm back.
What do I do now? Network
with the rich and famous?
Or I could walk the dog, yeah?
What do you think?
I am going to talk
to to Emma Glamour
to convince her how great
the Caballeros are.
You do nothing.
Come on!
Let me talk to Glamour!
We like all the same things
because she tells me what to like!
Why won't you listen to me?
Because your plan
is ridiculous!
Come on, man,
we're so close.
Let's just do it my way.
Yeah... okay.
Man, thought this place
was supposed to be cool,
but the Three Caballeros
aren't even playing.
Oh, hi. Louie Duck,
Louie's List.
It's like your blog, but only younger,
cooler, and list-ier.
- You know.
- What is your plan here, exactly?
I'm sorry, what?
Oh, let me guess.
You have this whole
elaborate scheme
to get on the IT List and
make yourself rich and famous.
What do you do, manage a band
or something?
Happens every year.
You're nothing new.
You're not original.
There is nothing "IT"
about you.
So tell me,
why would I ever
listen to you?
Disappear now.
Goodbye.
Well, I've tried everything.
Where is Donald
with that stage pass?
Oye, this is impossible!
Can no one get past this guard?!
Unhh!
I'm using the money
for college.
I don't want to be
at Funso's forever.
Why not?
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention!
This is a robbery.
Everybody stay calm.
Once my team
has secured the museum,
we can finally get
what we came here for.
I had it all planned out.
How was I supposed to know
Louie's Eleven
wasn't the only scheme
tonight?
Wait, Louie's Eleven.
Who's number eleven?
That's it! I knew
the plan was perfect!
The Enforcer.
The guy you call in
when everything goes bad.
I'll show her who's not "IT."
Number Eleven,
you're our last hope.
Ahh!
No!
That was odd. Now Ms. Glamour,
give me your phone.
Almost.
Almooooost...
Oh, just sit still!
Oh, this darn stain!
Seeping through my coat
and onto my dress.
Wow! Nice dress!
Oh! You like it?
I mean, of course you do.
I made it myself.
I was hoping Glamour would
see it and put me on her IT List.
Then I could be a real designer.
But that's not gonna happen
since you got us stuck in here
with your band's dumb plan!
Not that she ever
listens to me anyway.
Nobody listens to me,
either.
They don't understand me!
Well, that's weird.
I understand you perfectly.
Well, we've got time.
All right, Mr. Big Shot,
sing me something.
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ As I'm calling out to you ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ There
are things I wish you knew ♪
♪ For even if my heart
is strange ♪
♪ And hard to understand ♪
♪ I'll give all
that I have for you ♪
♪ I'll help you take a stand ♪
♪ So hear my voice ♪
♪ As I'm calling out for you ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ There are things
I wish you knew ♪
♪ So hear my voice ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
- Get up.
- What?
Ms. Glamour's
gonna hear us both!
Whether she wants to or not!
What happened
while we were in that elevator?
- My kids!
- Where's Mr. Glamour?
Wait. Your kids?
Give that back!
I need to post
a very negative review
of your work on my blog!
You, sir, are not "IT."
I don't take orders
from you anymore.
I've stolen your
precious phone,
the key to your whole company,
and sold it to
the highest bidder.
And here he... Oh no!
Not again!
Not Mark Beaks!
Ho ho! Gravesy!
Long time no crime!
You're the buyer?!
Um, a phone that can make me
the most buzzworthy person
on the internet?
- Shyeah, boyyy!
- Ohh. Marcus.
Ha! Look who's gonna
make the IT List now, Mom!
Pyew! Pyew-pyew-pyew-pyew!
Mom?!
Huh. That actually
makes a lot of sense.
Okay, Lou, you're in charge.
What do we do now?
I don't know! I thought
I had it all planned out,
but I have no idea
what I'm talking about here!
But I Dew-ey!
Stop! They'll grab you too!
Nope, because I know
exactly what these people want.
Just listen to me for once.
- He-ey!
- Hmm?
Aha!
Oh, my gosh,
he's the worst. But...
fascinating somehow?
I want to look away,
but I can't.
It's grotesque.
But amazing.
Good plan, Dewey...
is a thing I never
thought I'd say.
The failure of it all
is ridiculous...
and beautiful!
That is IT.
What? No way.
Gimme that phone!
That's it! I'm going
to take you both out
and end this infuriating family
once and for all!
Sorry, that's not
on my party schedule.
Yippee-ki-yay,
Mr. Falcon!
Team, get that phone!
Team?
♪ Ha-ha ♪
♪ Ha-ha-yee! ♪
Unh!
- Nice singing.
- Nice moves.
Ooh! Nice dagger!
It was my mother's blade.
The only clue I have
to my parentage.
- Yahh!
- Unh! Unh!
I gotta get outta Duckburg.
Hahh-unh!
Ohh!
Ahhh...
Grrrr...
...yahhhhh!
Thanks for ruining
our big chance
and the party
I've been planning for months!
I will not be recommending
your services to others!
- Yahh! Ooh!
- Agghh!
Unh. Huh?
Daisy!
This is your fault!
You...
No! Listen!
Daisy didn't wreck your party,
she saved it!
So sit down!
No one speaks to me that way.
Well, they do now!
Well. Okay, then.
Nice dress.
It's on the List.
♪ Aha! ♪
Drop the beat!
Aw, Mom.
This party is boring!
Can we go?
Well, Louie's Eleven
wasn't exactly
the perfect scheme.
Hey, we got into the party
and survived
a hostage situation.
Thanks to you.
Ya know,
I'm actually workin' on
a new con.
I'd really like to hear
your advice on it.
The Dewey Dozen?
Ahh-ahh...
Our brotherhood
is the greatest scheme of all!
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ As I'm calling out to you ♪
♪ Hear my voice... ♪
Still, too bad the Three
Caballeros didn't make the IT List
on account of Uncle Donald's
voice being, you know, terrible.
- The worst.
- Oh, I don't know.
I can listen to it all night.
♪ ...help you take a stand ♪
Theme music plays...
♪ As I'm calling out to you ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ There are things
I wish you knew ♪
Drop the beat!
Ach! I was getting
to the good part!
Exactly!
This is the good part!
Guys! Guys! I don't think...
Aaah!
Sorry to interrupt...
but why are you in my bathroom?!
We wanted to give you
a taste of our...
- As yet unpaid for...
- Global tour!
Now, we know
how busy you are.
But we also know
how devastated you would be
if you missed out
on the chance to sponsor us!
We don't need money...
All we need is equipment,
a tour bus,
a plane with our faces on it...
Grrrr.
That's ridiculous!
Scrooge is far too busy
and important
to go plane shopping.
You're right.
We'll take the money instead.
Fifty million. Tops.
A small price to pay
to be a part
of our band's rise
to superstardom!
Duckworth!
No solicitors!
That's the fourth
rich guy's bathroom
we've been kicked out of.
What are we doing wrong?
We just need someone
to listen to us!
Oh. I'm listening.
You wanna be famous?
Uh, sure!
- Absolutely!
- More than anything!
And you're willing to do
whatever I say,
at any cost whatsoever?
Well, not any...
- Quiet, Donald!
- We will pay you twofold!
Then have I got
a scheme for you.
Ho boy.
Theme music plays...
♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪
♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
♪ Race cars,
lasers, airplanes ♪
♪ It's a duck blur ♪
♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
♪ Or rewrite history ♪
♪ DuckTales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ Every day
they're out there ♪
♪ Making DuckTales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ D-D-Danger lurks
behind you ♪
♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪
♪ What to do,
just grab on to some ♪
- ♪ DuckTales ♪
- ♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ Every day they're
out there making ♪
♪ DuckTales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
♪ Tales of daring
bad and good ♪
♪ Not ponytails
or cottontails ♪
♪ DuckTales ♪
♪ Woo-oo ♪
*DUCKTALES (2017)*
Season 03 Episode 05
Episode Title: "Louie's Eleven!"
The fastest way to fame
is Emma Glamour's IT List.
Ooh!
I know everything
about the IT List.
Whatever Emma Glamour
posts on her annual online list
becomes instantly popular.
How do you think
I found my favorite band?
And my signature hairstyle.
If I'm following
the trends right,
I think next year's big thing
is gonna be sick yo-yo tricks.
Ow. I'll get it by the time
the IT List comes out.
Yeah? Sure, Dew.
We just get on this blog!
- But how?!
- Why will no one tell us?!
Okay.
Okay, just...
Look, Glamour
is a famous tastemaker
who only emerges
once a year
to post her IT List at...
an exclusive party at
the Duckburg Museum.
A night of famous people
celebrating how great they are.
These are my people.
We're going?!
I get you into that party...
We perform for Glamour...
We get on the IT List
before it's posted online...
Then we'll be famous
around the planet!
Internet fame.
The most important fame of all.
I don't know.
How will we get in?
Hmm. This is
an exclusive party.
If only someone had a
super-elaborate scheme to get in...
Ka-boom!
I give you Louie's Eleven.
A multi-part, multi-person plan
guaranteed to get us in.
The perfect scheme.
Ah, cool. Maybe if we...
Please don't touch
the perfect scheme.
But I know all about
this party.
And I know all about schemes,
dear Dewford.
All you have to do
is listen to me.
And sign this
legally binding contract
giving me half of any money
you make after you get famous.
What?! We can't...
I already signed for you,
Donald!
Gimme the pen!
Ahhhh.
All eleven
have an important role.
I'm the team leader,
obviously.
Caballeros,
you're the talent.
And I'm the inside man,
because I know this party
inside and out.
What?! No.
But don't worry,
I have a very special job
just for you.
Oh-ho, ho-ho-ho!
Special!
This party is invite only,
so we're gonna need...
Ha! And you said calligraphy
camp was a waste of time.
Mwah!
Hubert, it is perfect!
Welcome to the scheme.
- What scheme?
- Nothing. Tell no one!
Next we're gonna need a way
to communicate all sneaky-like.
All right. These earpieces
are definitely not experimental.
I'm definitely not
testing them on you.
And they definitely won't
explode in your head
if you wear them too long.
Hmm. Have fun at your party!
And lastly, we need
o figure out the party layout
inside the museum,
which we are doing now.
Aaah!
- Aah!
- Wha...!
There's Glamour's seat,
and there's the stage.
Let's go, everyone!
We want to start fashionably late,
not late late.
And remember,
nobody gets onstage without a stage pass.
- Who's that?!
- Guh. Daisy Duck.
Glamour's personal assistant.
If we want to get to Glamour,
we have to go through her.
Whatever.
Nice placement on the banners,
Rosa.
Those shrimp puffs
could be puffier, Shaun.
Are these rhododendrons?!
We've gotta get 'em out of here
before...
she shows up.
Are those rhododendrons?
Run. I'll handle it.
You know I'm allergic
to bad taste.
Of course, Ms. Glamour.
I mean, who would
bring rhododendrons
to your party?
A rhodo-dumb-dumb?
- Hmm.
- Mn-hmm.
You have narrowly avoided
ruining this party.
For now.
Oh, thank you, Ms. Glamour.
I promise, everything's
going to be...
- Perfect.
- It already is.
I'm gonna dance
on the red carpet!
No! Stick to the plan!
This is Louie's Eleven.
As long as there
are no surprises,
we'll be fine.
I swear! I left my
invitation in the limo.
It's parked right around
the side. I'll go get it!
Unhh!
No party crashers.
Wait a minute.
Was that...
Hmph.
Why is Falcon Graves
working security here?
He's gonna recognize me
and know we're not
invited to the party!
- Maybe he won't remember you.
- The last time I saw him
I cost him millions of dollars
and threw him off a building.
[gasps
Hey, that does make
this harder.
New plan.
Dewey's not going to the party.
Uh, what?!
You need me in there.
This the Dewey-est
party in town!
Ohh! Why was I cursed to
be so flashy and unforgettable?
Hmm.
Okay, Dewey.
Play it cool.
The c-c-coolest, baby.
There's something
familiar about you.
Hey, pal.
This is DJ Daft Duck,
Duckburg's most electrifying
funkatronic DJ,
and his entourage,
as you can see
from our very official
invitation.
Fun times!
Graves, keep the line moving!
Welcome to the party, pal.
- That's mine.
- We did it!
No thanks
to Dewey showing off.
We almost
got busted!
What?! This whole party
is for showing off.
I know how it works.
No more improvising,
no more showboating.
Everyone listens
to my plan.
The plan to wow Glamour
with our haunting melodies.
You mean
our sick dance beats.
Hey! Hey!
Guys, stop it!
Look, Uncle Donald's right.
Earpieces in.
All right, split up.
José, Panchito,
head to the stage by the guard.
Grrr.
Ha ha ha ha!
I will charm my way
onstage
with my golden voice.
Unhh!
Ohh! What are you
going to do,
dance your way past her?
Easy, grownups.
You won't be able
to get past the guard without
Daisy's stage pass.
We've gotta distract Daisy
so Uncle Donald can steal it.
So I'll dazzle Daisy with my
hip and stylish yo-yo tricks.
- Wha! Ow!
- Oh, that would be great, Dewey,
but it's just not
part of the plan.
Your very important job
is coming up.
Jane, you're a go.
Yes sir, Mr. Duck.
Everything is on schedule
and under control.
Time to party. I'm very excited
for you to see my outfit.
Ohh! I am so sorry.
Aaah! Why, you no-good...
Daisy, please.
You're embarrassing us both.
Mostly yourself, though.
I'm so sorry.
I-I'll go clean up.
Excellent work, Jane.
As always.
Uncle Donald,
get that stage pass.
And now that Glamour
is unguarded,
I'll lay on the Louie charm.
Time to get her excited
for the Three Caballeros'
big perform...
Ohhh, phooey!
No photographs.
Graves is gonna
sniff out our plan.
- How do we get rid of him?
- This is your moment.
The job that only you can do.
Aaaah!
This is my job?!
Holding a monster?!
Not monster. "Team member."
I could be doing more!
How is this
the perfect job for me?
Because everyone else
already had a job.
Man! Oww!
An intruder. Not tonight!
Rassafrassin' party!
Rassafrassin' IT List!
Mmm, gahh!
Oh...
This is your shot to prove
yourself to Ms. Glamour.
Take it!
Ahh.
Remember, you've got
to grab the stage pass and get off.
Then our tenth member
stops the elevator,
keeping Daisy on lockdown
and out of the way.
This party is the coolest!
Beautiful night, isn't it?
Kind of a terrible night,
actually.
- What floor?
- Oh...
uh... whoops!
Great. Not like I was
in a hurry or anything.
Oh, sorry.
I'm in your space.
- I got it...
- All right, he's got it.
Webby, cut the elevator power.
Unh!
- Hey!
- Let me just...
You're making it worse!
Wheee!
Oh, no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Let us out of here!
- I've got to get back to the party!
This is all your fault!
My fault?! It's, uh,
it's your bag!
Whoa! Okay!
Uncle Donald, meet José
and Panchito at the stage
with the pass,
for your performance.
I'm going radio silent.
- If I could only...
- I'm gonna miss my big break!
What do you mean,
big break?
My band is sort of, uh,
crashing the party?
I'm back.
What do I do now? Network
with the rich and famous?
Or I could walk the dog, yeah?
What do you think?
I am going to talk
to to Emma Glamour
to convince her how great
the Caballeros are.
You do nothing.
Come on!
Let me talk to Glamour!
We like all the same things
because she tells me what to like!
Why won't you listen to me?
Because your plan
is ridiculous!
Come on, man,
we're so close.
Let's just do it my way.
Yeah... okay.
Man, thought this place
was supposed to be cool,
but the Three Caballeros
aren't even playing.
Oh, hi. Louie Duck,
Louie's List.
It's like your blog, but only younger,
cooler, and list-ier.
- You know.
- What is your plan here, exactly?
I'm sorry, what?
Oh, let me guess.
You have this whole
elaborate scheme
to get on the IT List and
make yourself rich and famous.
What do you do, manage a band
or something?
Happens every year.
You're nothing new.
You're not original.
There is nothing "IT"
about you.
So tell me,
why would I ever
listen to you?
Disappear now.
Goodbye.
Well, I've tried everything.
Where is Donald
with that stage pass?
Oye, this is impossible!
Can no one get past this guard?!
Unhh!
I'm using the money
for college.
I don't want to be
at Funso's forever.
Why not?
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention!
This is a robbery.
Everybody stay calm.
Once my team
has secured the museum,
we can finally get
what we came here for.
I had it all planned out.
How was I supposed to know
Louie's Eleven
wasn't the only scheme
tonight?
Wait, Louie's Eleven.
Who's number eleven?
That's it! I knew
the plan was perfect!
The Enforcer.
The guy you call in
when everything goes bad.
I'll show her who's not "IT."
Number Eleven,
you're our last hope.
Ahh!
No!
That was odd. Now Ms. Glamour,
give me your phone.
Almost.
Almooooost...
Oh, just sit still!
Oh, this darn stain!
Seeping through my coat
and onto my dress.
Wow! Nice dress!
Oh! You like it?
I mean, of course you do.
I made it myself.
I was hoping Glamour would
see it and put me on her IT List.
Then I could be a real designer.
But that's not gonna happen
since you got us stuck in here
with your band's dumb plan!
Not that she ever
listens to me anyway.
Nobody listens to me,
either.
They don't understand me!
Well, that's weird.
I understand you perfectly.
Well, we've got time.
All right, Mr. Big Shot,
sing me something.
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ As I'm calling out to you ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ There
are things I wish you knew ♪
♪ For even if my heart
is strange ♪
♪ And hard to understand ♪
♪ I'll give all
that I have for you ♪
♪ I'll help you take a stand ♪
♪ So hear my voice ♪
♪ As I'm calling out for you ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ There are things
I wish you knew ♪
♪ So hear my voice ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ Hear my voice ♪
- Get up.
- What?
Ms. Glamour's
gonna hear us both!
Whether she wants to or not!
What happened
while we were in that elevator?
- My kids!
- Where's Mr. Glamour?
Wait. Your kids?
Give that back!
I need to post
a very negative review
of your work on my blog!
You, sir, are not "IT."
I don't take orders
from you anymore.
I've stolen your
precious phone,
the key to your whole company,
and sold it to
the highest bidder.
And here he... Oh no!
Not again!
Not Mark Beaks!
Ho ho! Gravesy!
Long time no crime!
You're the buyer?!
Um, a phone that can make me
the most buzzworthy person
on the internet?
- Shyeah, boyyy!
- Ohh. Marcus.
Ha! Look who's gonna
make the IT List now, Mom!
Pyew! Pyew-pyew-pyew-pyew!
Mom?!
Huh. That actually
makes a lot of sense.
Okay, Lou, you're in charge.
What do we do now?
I don't know! I thought
I had it all planned out,
but I have no idea
what I'm talking about here!
But I Dew-ey!
Stop! They'll grab you too!
Nope, because I know
exactly what these people want.
Just listen to me for once.
- He-ey!
- Hmm?
Aha!
Oh, my gosh,
he's the worst. But...
fascinating somehow?
I want to look away,
but I can't.
It's grotesque.
But amazing.
Good plan, Dewey...
is a thing I never
thought I'd say.
The failure of it all
is ridiculous...
and beautiful!
That is IT.
What? No way.
Gimme that phone!
That's it! I'm going
to take you both out
and end this infuriating family
once and for all!
Sorry, that's not
on my party schedule.
Yippee-ki-yay,
Mr. Falcon!
Team, get that phone!
Team?
♪ Ha-ha ♪
♪ Ha-ha-yee! ♪
Unh!
- Nice singing.
- Nice moves.
Ooh! Nice dagger!
It was my mother's blade.
The only clue I have
to my parentage.
- Yahh!
- Unh! Unh!
I gotta get outta Duckburg.
Hahh-unh!
Ohh!
Ahhh...
Grrrr...
...yahhhhh!
Thanks for ruining
our big chance
and the party
I've been planning for months!
I will not be recommending
your services to others!
- Yahh! Ooh!
- Agghh!
Unh. Huh?
Daisy!
This is your fault!
You...
No! Listen!
Daisy didn't wreck your party,
she saved it!
So sit down!
No one speaks to me that way.
Well, they do now!
Well. Okay, then.
Nice dress.
It's on the List.
♪ Aha! ♪
Drop the beat!
Aw, Mom.
This party is boring!
Can we go?
Well, Louie's Eleven
wasn't exactly
the perfect scheme.
Hey, we got into the party
and survived
a hostage situation.
Thanks to you.
Ya know,
I'm actually workin' on
a new con.
I'd really like to hear
your advice on it.
The Dewey Dozen?
Ahh-ahh...
Our brotherhood
is the greatest scheme of all!
♪ Hear my voice ♪
♪ As I'm calling out to you ♪
♪ Hear my voice... ♪
Still, too bad the Three
Caballeros didn't make the IT List
on account of Uncle Donald's
voice being, you know, terrible.
- The worst.
- Oh, I don't know.
I can listen to it all night.
♪ ...help you take a stand ♪
Theme music plays...