DuckTales (2017–…): Season 3, Episode 11 - The Forbidden Fountain of the Foreverglades! - full transcript

[male voice] Five hundred years ago,
Spanish explorer Ponce de León

set out to find the fabled
Fountain of the Foreverglades,

said to grant youth
to all who drank from it.

The fountain may a legend, but you
can experience the rejuvenation of youth

here at the Conquistador Inn,

where the years
simply melt away.

Spring break! Whoo!

Spring Break? Boo!
Youth is wasted on the young.

- Mm!
- Oh!

Aw, come on, Uncle Scrooge.

I'm sure these teens have had
a very difficult academic year



and deserve to blow off steam.

At their age, I couldn't
afford to blow off steam.

I had to use it to run my Uncle
Pothole's steamboat because I had a job!

Wait, if you hate young people,
why are we staying at a hotel full of them?

Because it's near the last known location
of the Fountain of the Foreverglades.

Which is the next Missing
Mystery of Isabella Finch.

Also, it was cheap.

- Spring break!
- Along with a great price,

we offer a world-class spa and a
crystal clear pool for the whole family,

- all surrounded by...
- [male voice] Ah!

...casual elegance.

Come on, let's go!

That Youth Fountain
ain't getting any younger!

Ach, my back is killing me.



I need to ice it and prep
for a morning start.

Do not disturb me.

A free afternoon, eh? Luckily,
I've scheduled it down to the minute.

How? You just found out
we had a free afternoon!

Good thinking, lad.
Huey's in charge, he's oldest.

We are triplets!
Huey's always in charge.

We better change into our suits if
we're going to fit in a swim before lunch.

Stupid being second oldest...

Now, for a little peace and...

[all shouting]

-[grumbles] -Knock it off,
you pool-floatin' showboaters!

Fancy meeting me here.

♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪

♪ Here in Duckburg ♪

♪ Racecars, lasers, airplanes ♪

♪ It's a duck blur ♪

♪ Might solve a mystery ♪

♪ Or rewrite history ♪

♪ Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there
Making Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Tales of derring-do
Bad and good-luck tales ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

♪ D-D-Danger lurks behind you ♪

♪ There's a stranger
Out to find you ♪

♪ What to do, just grab on
To some Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there
Making Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Tales of daring bad And good ♪

♪ Not pony tales
Or cotton tales ♪

♪ No, Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

- Goldie O'Gilt!
- No, no, no, no!

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

What are you doing here,
you savings-swindling swine?

Definitely not jumping your
claim to the Fountain before you.

But that's not...
You... That's cheating!

No, I believe that's... [Scottish accent]
workin' smarter while you work harder.

Eh, Scroogey?

Without Finch's journal,
you'll never find the...

Your nephew should
really hold onto his hat.

Now, hold onto yours.

The old guy's giving
out free t-shirts!

[all shouting]

Unhand me! Ah!

- What about the boys?
- No time!

If Goldie beats me to that Fountain,
I'll have to hear about it

for the next hundred years!

Why does being hatched
three seconds earlier

automatically make you
in charge of everything?

Because the oldest is in charge.
That's just how it goes!

[groans] Guys,
this is my one afternoon

to Louie out at a luxury resort
before we almost die in a swamp.

- [slurping]
- I'm hittin' the pool.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pool's too busy now.

We're scheduled
to relax next to the pool.

Nerp! Doing it now!
Spring break!

Whoo!

[grunts] Spring... break?

[grunting]

Aw, man.

If you're done, next
on the schedule: relaxing.

How about a vote?
I vote no. Louie?

[snoring]

Ha! Take that, Goldie!

We're gonna beat her...
Uncle Scrooge?

- [panting]
- Ooh!

- Bad knees? Oh!
- [back cracks]

-Back problems?
-Not so bad I can't best you.
Ah!

Getting old is a pain in the
keister. [groans] Literally.

- Should we take
a time-out or...?
- I just need some water.

Ah! Too bad you don't have any.

-[growls] -Oh, please,
I stole this water

from the hotel fair and square.

Aye, but you stole that canteen
from me on Oak Island in '73!

-Give it here!
-I took it as payback after that bridge snapped

- and you let me fall!
- You cut the bridge!

You two have so much history.

- Aye. Full of betrayal.
- Why stop now?

- Ha!
- Ah!

Aw, so cute.
I can't wait to get old.

- And... relaxed.
- [watch beeps]

- Right on schedule.
- [yawns]

Hm.

What are you guys staring at?

- Dewey, are you taller?
- What?

I must've hit a growth spurt.

Hm... that's crazy.
You hatched after me.

Well, Hubert,
maybe my egg was laid first.

Ergo, vis-a-vis, it is I
who am big brother now.

- That's not how biology works.
- It is now! Because big brother is in charge!

- I'll take that. Yoink!
- [gasps, shouts]

Curse my too short limbs!

[birds calling]

[gasps]

[both shout]

How're your knees
holding up? Ah!

Better than your back.

The Fountain is so close!

Don't let her get
under your skin!

Yeah, don't let me get under
your wrinkly old skin, Scroogey!

- Oh!
- Ah!

Uncle Scrooge!
And Goldie, too, I guess.

Uh!

- Bless me bagpipes!
- Great gobs of goblin spit!

[both] You're young!
[both laugh]

The stream must be fed
by the Fountain of Youth!

If we follow it, we'll find its source!
Do you know what this means?

Yep. Beating you will
be so much easier now! Ha!

- Ah! [laughs]
- Hey! Wait up!

Wow, you are fast now!

[growling]

Finally,
the Fountain will be mine.

Thus begins the revenge
of John D. Rockerduck!

[cackles] Now, fan me!

- Not so old now, am I?
- Not at all.

I'd forgotten how almost
attractive you used to be.

Really?

- Oh!
- [laughs]

Young Scrooge falling
for the same old tricks.

[laughs] It is on! I haven't
felt this spry in ages.

What? No! Your cane
is part of your mystique!

- I love being young! Whoo!
- Wait, come back!

As your big brother,
I'm obviously wiser.

So forget the schedule.
Let's go nuts!

- [gasps]
- Lunchtime!

Since the spring breakers
are in the pool,

we'll eat before the... Huh?

- ...rush?
- Oh, weird.

Old people eat early?
In Florida?

Ha! If only the big brother
had done his research!

Big brother eats first!

Where'd all these seniors
come from anyway?

This hotel caters to the young,
and to the young at heart.

[whispers]
That's code for old people.

- Now, who wants more gelatin?
- [old people] Whoo!

- [coughing]
- Hm...

Careful, you newly young
whippersnappers.

If you fall into this stream again,
you could be young forever!

Oh, no! What a terrible fate.

Just follow me. Easy...

-[laughs] -What are you
doing? That's dangerous!

Who cares?
I'm young and invincible!

[screams]

[gasps] You... caught me.

Was I supposed to let you fall?

You did on Oak Island.

I guess I'm not
the man I used to be.

Ooh, you repellent
reptilian rogue!

[growling]

[stammers] We better be off.

Yep. Gotta find that Fountain.

Ah!

- [back cracks]
- Ow. Ow.

Okay, I know we didn't get dessert and
we had to rush through the spa treatments,

but we have plenty of time
to get our hair beaded.

Best big brother ever!

If only we had some kind
of list of times and events

that told us what to do...

Show some respect
for your elder.

You're not the oldest,
just the tallest!

You're just jealous because
I'm a better big brother than you.

Maybe if you had to deal with
a middle brother like you...

You're the "Huey."

Fine, then I'm the Dewey.
And I wanna play.

But the bead station closes
in five minutes.

Who cares about the schedule,
right? Let's Hue this. Ha!

Hm?

All right.
Once we find that Fountain,

we'll log it into Finch's journal and
then find a way to fix the two of you.

Fix us? We're right as rain!

What?! I thought you
hated young people!

Besides, nobody
stays young forever.

Psst. Let's ditch old lady
Vanderquack and stay young forever.

- We can't leave Webby.
- Ah! A mosquito stung my eye!

We've spent our whole lives at
each other's throats, Scroogey.

But what if we
could do it over again,

knowing everything we know now,
avoiding the same mistakes?

This is our chance
at a fresh start.

Youth is wasted on the young,
but not on us.

No, no, no, no,
this is ridiculous. I'm proud of my age.

Being old isn't so bad, right?

I'll get you, you noisome gnats!

Curse me kilts. Ow!

Okay. Let's find that Fountain.

Wait! Where are you going?

We're gonna be young forever!
See ya, geezer! [laughs]

Geezer?
I'm still younger than you!

Come back here,
you irresponsible reprobates!

Ah! Come on,
keep following the stream.

But according to the journal,
it should be right...

[gasps] The Fountain
of the Foreverglades!

Huh. I guess the Fountain
doesn't feed the river after all.

But then, how did
we get younger?

Who cares?
Let's nab us some youth juice!

- [growls]
- [gasps]

Well, well, well,
McDuck and O'Gilt.

Once again there is nothing you possess
that John D. Rockerduck cannot take away.

- Jeeves, take it away from them.
- John Rockerduck?!

-I thought you died ages ago!
-How are you alive? You're so soft!

Millions of dollars in
experimental freezing technology.

While you two were staying
young through... [shudders]

...hard work,
I paid good money for my youth.

Hope you kept the receipt.

Yes, well,
I did say experimental.

But the water in the Fountain will
finally restore my youthful vitality.

I gave this fella
a walloping a hundred years ago.

Guess it's about time
for another.

- Ah! Ow!
- [growls]

Scroogey!

Jeeves, bottle that youth tonic

so that I might restore
my vim and vigor.

[growling]

[stammers] Empty?

Who took all my youth tonic?

[grunting]

Oh, excuse me.

Think nothing of it.

Hm...

- Oh! That's it!
- [both] What's what?

That's Ponce de Leon. He's been using the
Fountain of Youth to turn young people old

and keep the youth for himself.
Just figured it out.

I always said youth
was wasted on the young.

So... give me yours.

[nervous chuckle]

[all groaning]

For a trio
of disgusting children,

you are abnormally clever.

Well, I'm technically
a little older than...

More pressing matters, Dew.

Years ago,
I discovered the waters

of the Fountain
didn't grant youth,

but rather transferred it.

At first it was easy.
Shove a crew member in,

sap their youth, drink it up.

But it got harder
to lure people in.

Nobody wants to follow
a creepy old man into a swamp.

So I drained the Fountain
waters into the pool

and opened this resort
to ensnare simple-minded teens.

So... Dewey's not oldest!

When he dipped his toe in the
water, he supernaturally aged.

Supernaturally oldest
is still oldest!

Why are you telling us all this?

[chuckles]
When I'm done with you,

you'll be too old
to remember any of it. Yah!

If there's no Fountain water,
how did we de-age?

-Ah! [grumbling] -Unless
it wasn't the river that did it.

- Little help here?
- Ha! Taste that supple Italian leather, pauper!

- [groaning]
- Ah! What could it be?

We didn't have any other water.

Could you think a little faster,
dear? I'm kind of in a bind here!

[gasps] The canteen!
The hotel water!

- Goldie!
- Sorry, old habit.

[grunts]

[growls]

[bell dings]

Oh! Can't
keep a customer waiting.

This may be a trap for tourists,

but it doesn't have
to be a tourist trap.

There! I'll steal your youth,

then I'll charge you
for the float rental! [cackles]

[continues laughing]

Don't worry,
your big brother's got this.

I'll bite a hole in this floatie
and we'll make our escape.

[grunting]

Checking in for spring break?

What did you do
with the Fountain of Youth?

What is it with kids
figuring me out today?

Oh, no, I slept in!

Spring break! Whoo!

Oh! The Fountain water
is in the pool!

But where does it go?

[slurping]

Ah!

Ew, gross! We drank
nasty pool people juice.

I filter it. After all,
we are a five star resort.

[grunting]

Now, now, I can see you two
aren't normal teenagers.

But perhaps you'd like
to be... forever?

Join me, and you too can benefit
from the Fountain's waters.

A fresh start, Scroogie.
You and me. Forever.

- [sighs]
- [groaning]

What happened?

I was just on spring break.

He's stealing youth, Goldie.
I earned each wrinkle square.

It's not fair to pawn them off on
someone else. Not even a teenager.

-Scrooge.
-What good is erasing past mistakes

if we're just
to make worse ones? I can't.

[Rockerduck] But I can!

Ah! It worked!
Ah! Rockerduck is back!

Lift me!

[chuckles] Now, you must... ah!

[moans]

Pool rule number four:
no running!

This is my Fountain of Youth

and I'm not giving it up!

Ah! Bingo.

Should be enough water here
to last me ages...

[grunting] Almost got it!

- A spring breaker!
- The hotel owner's turning everyone old!

- Save yourself!
- I always do.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[Goldie]
Pick on someone your own age!

[grunts]

Down the hatch, ya big galoot.

You came back for me.

Guess I'm not the woman
I used to be.

[gulps] Whoo!

[cooing]

- Jeeves, attack!
- [cooing]

- Attack them!
- [crying]

Bellyache and botheration,
the bellows on that babe! Pipe down!

[crying]

- [grunts]
- [stops crying]

Man alive, are all infants this
heavy or just the Frankenstein ones?

You fools!

You don't deserve eternal youth!

Ah!

We may not be young forever.

But we can make the most
of the time we've got.

Give it up,
there's nowhere else to go!

[gasps]

- [shouts]
- Scrooge!

Scrooge, you gotta
get outta there!

I'm trying!

- [grunting]
- [gasps]

[moaning]

[gasping]

But your fresh start...

[sighs] A fresh start isn't worth it
without you, you crazy old coot.

No! My precious youth!

Nailed it!

Oh, man, someone's gonna
need to clean that pool.

[indistinct chatter]

Spring break!

That's the last
of the youth water.

You younguns don't
appreciate what you have!

Yes, Webby.
I appreciate my youth now.

Huey, you are
the big brother again.

I always was.

Here you go, Webby.
Your turn. You look terrible.

What? I didn't age!
I just had a bad day!

- Ah! That's better.
- [back cracks]

Hey, where's Goldie?

Probably off
to find her next mark.

You know Goldie...

Hey, I wouldn't leave without
saying goodbye... this time.

- Yah!
- [loud kissing sound]

- Spring break!
- [all cheering]