Drop Dead Diva (2009–2014): Season 2, Episode 1 - Would I Lie to You? - full transcript

Sea that aspiring modal there?
That was ma, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
but there was a bit of a mix-up,

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane, a super-busy
lawyer with my very own assistant.

I got a new life, a new wardrobe.

The only people
who know what's going on

are my friend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think
everything happened for a reason.

And, well, I sure hope I was right.

How much longer on the fries?
We got customers.



Excuse me.
Grayson.

Uh... What are you doing here?
Ordering lunch.

What are you doing here?
Well... Heh.

You work at Hot Dog on a Stick?

My client used me
to defraud a hospital.

I turned him in to the DA.
Now I'm facing disbarment.

So the only court that will have me
is a food court.

I'm sorry. That's awful.
Well, it's wrong,

but what am I gonna do?

How about get me my fries?

Oh, yeah.

Jane.
Judge Paula Abdul.

'The truth will set me free.”
The truth has set you free.

But you gotta promise me you're
gonna stay true to who you are,



no matter what.

I promise.
Really?

Would I lie to you,
Judge Paula Abdul?

Jane.

Hi.
You were singing.

And I was dancing.

You were dreaming again.

I was selling hot dogs on sticks.

So it was a dirty dream?
Oh.

My head hurts.
Did we drink last night?

Your husband showed up
and you passed out.

I was hoping
my husband was part of the dream.

You know, and just when
I was getting a handle on her life.

Is he still out there?
I sent him away.

But you're meeting him for lunch.

Ugh. I don't get it. No one in my life
has ever mentioned a husband to me.

He's your secret husband.

Who has a secret husband?
Maybe you're like Julia Roberts

in Sleeping with the Enemy
and you're on the run.

Thank you.
I feel so much better now.

Or like Sandra Bullock
in The Proposal,

and it was a green-card wedding
you kept secret.

He was wearing plaid,
so maybe he's from Canada.

Our great neighbor to the south.

At lunch, you can ask him everything.
But now you have to get to work.

Oh, no, no, sweetie,
I'm being disbarred

so I don't have to go to work
anymore.

Mm-mm. Teri just called

and said your final paycheck
will be on your desk at 10 a.m.

And our rent is due. Yesterday.

Jane, thank God you're here.
Oh.

It's nice to see you too.
I'm here to get my paycheck.

Which won't be ready till Friday.
You told Stacy...

I had to get you to the office.
You have a client waiting.

You're not the one with amnesia,
I don't work here anymore.

You made a commitment
to take on a pro bono case.

You're still a lawyer
until officially disbarred.

No.

Paralegals have done
all the prep work.

The trial was supposed to be
in a few weeks,

but given the circumstances,
it's been expedited.

What circumstances?

Jackie was born
with an enlarged heart.

Her Cardiologist says if she doesn't
have the procedure soon, she's...

File says you're covered by insurance
and she's a qualified dependent.

They refuse to pay for the surgery.

They say the procedure
is experimental.

They're trying to save a buck.

She needs a special pacemaker

that retrains the back muscles
to contract around the heart.

It's her only chance.

According to the AMA,

the experimental procedure
has saved 29 lives.

Jackie should be number 30.

Okay, you should know
that I'm being disbarred.

Which has nothing to do
with her qualifications.

You should find someone whose
status as a lawyer is not in question.

There's no time.

Her condition has deteriorated
over the past few days.

The trial has been moved up
to this afternoon.

Mama?
Yes?

Maggie says
she wants to be your baby.

But, honey, Maggie is your doll.

You'll take good care of her.
Right, Mommy?

Just one second.

If you called the Center for Justice,
you could've gotten another lawyer.

She doesn't need another lawyer,
she needs you.

It is not fair
to get that woman's hopes up.

What if I get disbarred mid-trial?

Well, I guess you'd better fight
that disbarment.

You did this all on purpose,
didn't you?

The world works in mysterious ways.

I did take the liberty of finding you
an attorney to represent you.

He's waiting in the room.
What attorney?

I found someone
who believes in you.

Hi.
Hi.

I'm Tony Nicastro, I'll be representing
you in your disbarment hearing.

Oh.
If it's not inappropriate,

may I say you look radiant.

Well, thank you. And for the record,
it's never inappropriate.

I tried to call you last night.
Oh, yeah.

Um... Stacy and I had a girls' night.
Mm.

I was gonna tell you
about this disbarment, but...

Teri filled me in.
You were trying to be ethical,

yet, breached a rule of ethics.
The right thing was the wrong thing.

California Rule
of Professional Conduct 3-100.

I hate that one.
So do I.

You're cool with me
representing you?

Totally cool.

As your boyfriend, it would be
my honor to fight for your honor.

Sounded less dorky in my head.

Now, you said, "Boyfriend."

Mm-hm. Is that okay?
Yeah.

You just have never used
that word before, and I didn't know...

So you're my boyfriend.

Hmm.

What's going on in there?

What's going on up there?

I was in a good mood,
so I decided to brighten things up.

If it weren't actionable,
I'd say you look smoking hot.

Based on their body language,
they might wanna close the blinds.

Tony's representing Jane
at the disbarment hearing.

She told me she wasn't contesting it.

She wrote me a letter of resignation.
Guess she changed her mind.

Tony called to make sure Jane had the firm's support.
I assured him she did.

You shouldn't have done that.
Why?

She committed an ethics violation
that opens our firm to civil liability.

Why not just terminate her now, avoid
the embarrassment of the hearing?

Employment contract.

If you fire her,
you'd have to pay her out.

But if she gets disbarred,
you don't owe her a cent.

Have to protect the firm.

Convince the jury that they should
cover Jackie's procedure.

I need to argue that the jerks who run
the insurance company are... Jerks.

Agreed.
Am I interrupting?

Yes.
No.

I'm up to speed, Teri.
I can handle this.

Okay, brought you
a couple of different choices.

Sol need something suitable
for lunch with my husband,

then a disbarment hearing
with my boyfriend.

Boyfriend? Oh!

I know. Tony just said it.

We didn't even have to have
the what-am-I-to-you conversation.

Oh. Yay.

Okay, so how about
this curve-accentuating pencil skirt

with this
'Wow, check out my cleavage' top?

It's too trashy.

Okay, um, how about this?

I have to wear Spanx with those,
what if I have to pee?

This is harder than
a Project Runway challenge.

You know what is so unfair?

I don't even remember
my own wedding.

I mean, did I wear a designer gown?
Did they release doves?

I mean, who caught my bouquet?
I've been thinking.

No one, including your own mom,
knows you're married.

I'm guessing you eloped.

Ugh. A Vegas wedding? So tacky.

Are you nervous about your lunch
with Ethan?

Because as her husband, he knew her
better than anyone else in her life

and it is possible he will figure out
I am not the same old Jane?

Yup, that's where I was going.

Oh, sweetie, what about

the skirt

with the cardigan? With the husband,
I can be buttoned up and proper.

With the boyfriend,
I can tease a little.

Mm. From bore to whore.

It's perfect.
Ha-ha.

Hi.
It is really good to see you.

You too.
I'm so sorry about the surprise.

None of your old numbers worked.
Oh, it's fine.

Wow, it's been seven years
and you look better than ever.

You know, people change a lot
in seven years,

so I might seem
like a completely different person.

I can only imagine
what you're thinking.

Yeah, well,
what do you think I'm thinking?

After all this time, I just show up
out of nowhere. Are you angry?

I don't really know how I feel.

There is something different.
No. No, there... No. Mm-mm.

I'm just the same old Jane Bingum.
Ha-ha. Wow, it's hot out here, right?

Back then,
you never wore pink lipstick.

It looks good.

Oh.

Straight men
don't compliment makeup.

Are you gonna tell me you're gay?
Because that's okay.

Really.
My high school boyfriend was gay.

After our marathon weekend
in Tahoe,

how could you even joke about that?

You were amazing.
Really?

Unforgettable.

Well, if you say so. Ha-ha.

Um... Ethan, seven years is a long time ago.
Why would I be mad at you?

- Well, I'm not...
- Jane.

Tony. Hey. Oh.
Hi, Teri told me you were here.

Tony, this is Ethan, my expert
witness in my pro bono case.

The disciplinary hearing's
been moved up an hour.

We gotta go.
Oh.

I'm sorry.
I guess we'll continue this later?

Okay.
Bye.

Jane.
Hi.

All right, I'll see you guys inside.

Does Parker know you're here?
I don't need his permission.

Thank you.
Jane,

every law student starts school
with one dream.

- To get rich.
- No.

To fight for what's right.
Look at any law-school application.

It'll say, "l wanna become an attorney
because I believe in justice."

You did the right thing.

Ahem. If you're done being all lawyer-y,
can I have a moment with my bestie?

Sure.

I don't wanna make this difficult,
but I have a copy of your policy.

And she told me
that in Chinese culture,

alive goldfish can bring good luck
and harmony to the workplace.

Sol named her Tyra,
because it kind of sounds Chinese.

Oh, thank you. Um...

Where am I supposed to put Tyra?

Oh. I will keep her safe in my bag
during your hearing.

And I already got a bowl for her
at home.

I thought this through.

By turning in her own client and
disclosing confidential information,

Miss Bingum broke the rules.

A word describes a person
who substitutes her own judgment

for that of the collective,
it's "arrogance."

if we allow lawyers
to ignore ethical rules,

it won't be long
before there are no ethics at all.

In our law, intent matters.
And what was Miss Bingum's intent?

To stop the perpetration
of a multimillion-dollar fraud.

In Chicago, Miami,
Jane Bingum would be hero.

Illinois, Florida and other states
allow an attorney to breach privilege

to prevent a financial crime.

California doesn't yet recognize
that exception, but we should.

Disbarring a talented
and compassionate lawyer

will do more harm
to the profession

than enforcing a dated rule
that puts a criminal on the street.

Your Honor,
the state would like to call a witness.

What? No...
We had no notice, Your Honor.

This witness approached us.

She can clarify
Miss Bingum's mental state.

We'd like to call Kim Kaswell.

Both the managing partner and I

warned Miss Bingum
not to disclose the client information.

Didn't you used to date her?

So you're saying Jane Bingum knew
exactly what she was doing?

Absolutely.
I even cited California Rule 3-100

hours before she mailed the tape
to the DA.

I wanna do the cross.
Not a good idea.

Counselor.
Trust me, Tony.

I know how she thinks.

It's your career.

Miss Kaswell, you and I are
on the same partnership track,

aren't we?
That's right.

So you see me as competition,
don't you?

I've never considered you
competition.

You don't like me, do you?
I like you just fine.

Oh, really? Because we've worked
together for six years.

How many times
have we had a meal together?

Uh... I just assumed you preferred
not to eat in front of other people.

Bitch.

Miss Kaswell, why did you
wanna become a lawyer?

Excuse me?
When you were in college,

trying to decide what you wanted
to do with your life, why the law?

What did you write
on your application?

I wrote that I believed in justice.

That you wanted to fight
for what's right.

Did my clients do right

when they committed fraud?
Of course not.

Did I pursue justice
in reporting them?

Justice as you saw it.

Bad highlights.

As a lawyer,

do you think that we should allow our
clients to use us to commit fraud?

I think we shouldn't put ourselves
in that situation.

Thank you.

Excuse me.
Yeah?

I thought you might want an update.
Not really, no.

The woman saved your life.

She took a bullet for you
and asked for nothing in return.

And why is this
any of your business?

The first thing we do,
let's kill all the lawyers.

If that's your pitch for the
firm's motto, it's a downer.

It's Shakespeare. Henry VI.
Dick the Butcher knew

in order to get away with lying, you
had to kill the defenders of the truth.

So you're telling me
you majored in English?

I think you should support Jane.

She turned in a client.

A client who used her
to commit a crime.

If this firm got the reputation
for defending the truth,

I don't think it'd hurt us.

Miss Williams,
will you tell me about your daughter?

She's the love of my life,
my only child.

She loves animals.
We watch Animal Planet every night.

And we say that she's got a big heart
because she has so much love to give.

Is there a medical procedure
that can help Jackie?

Yes, there is.

Her doctor says it's her only chance.

I don't wanna make this difficult,
but I have a copy of your policy.

I'd like for you to read the
highlighted portion. Paragraph 17.

It's marked "Exhibit A."

"The policy excludes coverage
for treatments, procedures,"

or medications
that are deemed experimental.”

Are you aware the lab
that developed this procedure

considers it experimental?

Yes, but it's worked...
Are you aware in the past two years

the FDA has recalled 291 medical
devices that were rushed to market?

Objection. Counsel's testifying.

Withdrawn. No more questions.

Permission to redirect.

Wanda,

what are you holding on your lap?
Can you show us, please?

It's my daughter's doll.

Maggie.

And why are you holding Maggie?

Jackie asked me to.

She said that if something happened to
her, she didn't want me to be alone.

No more questions.

Yay. You're home.
Hey.

What a day.
And these new pumps,

they're killing me.
Hmm.

Hold on. You don't drink wine alone.

Hey.
Hey, Ethan.

You never told me you volunteered
with special-needs kids

while clerking 16-hour days.

I guess I like to keep busy.

You are modest. Always were.

Heh. Well, I'm gonna get
these shoes off

because my feet haven't hurt
this much since those 16-hour days.

So tell me more about Jane.
Like, how did you two kids meet?

Excuse me.

Hmm.

Ha.

Hey.
Is Jane here?

Um, yeah, she's just, um... Mm.

She'll be right out. Come in.

Tony, this is Ethan, our plumber.

Ahem, uh, we have a leaky faucet
that just won't stop leaking.

Aren't you also
Jane's expert witness?

Ahem. An expert in plumbing.

Which really comes in handy
in an insurance case.

What's going on here?

Uh, look,
it's not a big deal anymore.

I'm Jane's husband.

Her husband?
Yeah.

Is this some sort of joke?

I gotta go.

Hey, was that the door?

Jane, uh, don't freak out, but it was Tony.
And Ethan just told him...

Oh, no, no. No.

Wait a minute.
What's the big deal?

He's just your lawyer, right? Oh.
No, he's my boyfriend.

Oh, thank God.
Let me do all the talking.

Fred.
Fred?

I'm back.

You know,
I saw enough of the world,

and I realized L.A. is my lady
and I'm not gonna leave her.

Hmm.
Just like that?

Just like that. Oh, I brought gifts.

I need to talk to you alone.
Later, he said he has gifts.

How about breakfast?

Oh. I have to be in court.
I'll come to your office.

You still like raisin bagels?
In theory.

Great. I'll see you there.
Okay.

- Chocolates from Belgium.
- Hmm.

Caviar from Russia.

And from the Philippines,
a jar of balut.

Ba... What?
Balut. Fertilized duck eggs.

It's delicious on toast. So you mind
if I crash with you guys again?

Just until I find a place of my own.

Stay as long as you want.

But we'll need help with rent,
if you lose your job.

No problem-o. Are we out of mayo?
Because that would be a problem-o.

In the garage.
Twelve grams of fat per tablespoon.

If I want it, I gotta walk for it.
I'll be right back.

What the hell is going on, Jane?
Excuse me?

I'm exploring the world,
minding my own business.

When I get a call
from my former boss.

He tells me your life is a total mess,

and I am getting my wings back
to go keep watch on you.

So you are my guardian angel
again.

For now and forever, like it or not.

You can cut the tude,
because I'm the one

who should be angry with you.
Come again?

Why didn't you tell me
about my husband?

My job was and is to help you
navigate your new life.

Uh-huh. What?
He wasn't a part of it.

Now that he is,

what do you think?

I don't know.

I mean, he makes me nervous,
you knew?

Which I thought was because
he might figure out I'm not really me,

but now it's like my body has a
reaction to him, which is weird.

So every time that I'm around Ethan,
my heart races and my palms sweat.

Jane,
I think I know what's going on here.

What?

Jane, I think Ethan is totally hot.

Stay away from him, sister. Oh.

Oh. You like him.

You wouldn't tell me to stay away
unless you like him.

Stop it.
Oh, my God.

Jane is in love with her husband,
Jane.

Okay, I just can't deal with this
right now.

I've got a little girl
who needs me to save her life.

So I'm going to go review the case
file and then I'm gonna go to sleep.

Can I interest you in some balut?

Um... No, thank you.

The raisins really elevate the bagel.

It's like adding a burst
of juicy goodness in every bite.

It's like you never had one before.

Anyway, um...

You had something to tell me.

When we got married, we'd only
been dating a couple months.

And we both know
why we rushed it.

Right.

I owe you my life.
Is that what you wanna hear?

I was unemployed and no insurance
company would cover my leukemia

because
it was a pre-existing condition.

No one knows about us.

I know. That was my idea.

Just in case things didn't work out
with us.

Okay.
I didn't wanna take off like that.

But the job in Argentina
was the chance of a lifetime and...

I'm so sorry about the postcard.

I was young, and that was
a stupid way to break up with you.

Okay. No, I see. Yeah. Um...

Are you back
because you're sick again?

No, no. Um...

Jane, I'm in love.

Her name is Claudia, and since you
and I never officially got divorced...

You want a divorce.

Yes. That's why you're back.

That's, um... That's great.

And I can take care of that
because I'm a lawyer.

Um... Oh, I actually
have to get to court.

So go ahead
and just finish the bagels.

We feel terrible about Jackie Williams.
She is a sweet, adorable little girl.

So why deny
the muscle-wrap procedure?

The procedure was developed
by Axil Laboratories.

They consider it experimental.

We would be irresponsible
to approve a procedure

before the trials have concluded.
Thank you.

Mr. Melvoy, are you on the advisory
board of Axil Laboratories?

Yes, I am. Axil is a nonprofit lab

and they look to industry leaders
for guidance.

Did you recently convince the board
to delay an approval of the surgery

and recommend
another five-year trial?

It was my assessment
five years would be prudent.

Your assessment as a doctor?

I'm not a doctor.
Right.

Because if you were,
I would call you Dr. Melvoy,

and you would have an obligation
to save Jackie's life.

So help me out here.
Since you're not a doctor,

how is your input helpful in deciding
whether or not that girl will live or die?

She's badgering, Your Honor.
Badgering? No, no, no.

See, I am so not badgering.

If I was badgering, I'd poke him with
a little stick and I would tell the jury

he's a nimrod who cares more about
the bottom line than helping people.

Objection.

Disregard Miss Bingum's
last statement.

Your Honor,
I think the jury has a right to know

that Mr. Melvoy
isn't any more qualified

than, say, Lady Gaga, in deciding
what happens to Jackie Williams.

You've made that point,
Miss Bingum. Move on.

Mr. Melvoy, can you estimate

how many of your insured
would be eligible for the procedure

over the next five years,
if it were available now?

Oh, and I have a copy
of your internal memo,

if you need to refresh
your memory.

Approximately 200.

How much would procedure cost
per person?

About $100,000.

So by delaying the approval
of the muscle wrap by five years,

your company will save about
$20 million.

On paper, but that's...
No more questions.

Hi. I'm so glad to see you.

I'll continue to represent you
in your disbarment hearing,

but as for whatever we had...

No, wait. Stop.
We still have what we had.

This isn't what it seems, Tony.
So you aren't married?

Well, I hadn't seen my husband
in seven years.

We got married
because he had leukemia

and needed
to get on my insurance policy.

Which means...
Which means...

you committed insurance fraud.

What?
Jane,

you were a lawyer
when you married him.

That fraud is not only a felony,

it's a violation of the code
of professional responsibility.

I can no longer represent you.
Please, stop.

I saved his life.
Doesn't that count for something?

I should go.
Tony?

Parker, I know
you don't wanna see me right now,

but I need a moment of your time.

Okay. Are you aware
of my pro bono case?

Little girl, bad heart.

I need you to take it over for me.

Why? I heard it's going well.

For reasons
I would rather not discuss,

Tony is no longer representing me
at my hearing.

I still don't follow.

I cannot risk being disbarred
before my case reaches a verdict.

Since I know you want me out
of here as soon as possible,

I would like to make you a deal.

I will give up my practice and
waive any claims under my contract,

if you agree to take over
the Jackie Williams case.

You just need to make the closing.
I can walk you through.

You're willing to give up your career
to ensure the well-being of a client?

Yes. Clients come first.
At least, clients like this one.

The first thing we do,
let's kill all the lawyers.

Dick the Butcher. Heh.

Oh, I knew Shakespeare.

Now is the winter of our discontent,

made glorious summer
by this sun of York.

And all the clouds that lour'd
upon our house,

in the deep bosom
of the ocean buried.

What are you doing?
Richard Ill, Act 1, Scene 1.

Apparently.

Okay, tell you what, I'm not gonna
represent Jackie Williams.

But I will represent you
in your hearing,

so you can continue representing
Jackie and working at this firm.

I thought you wanted me gone.

As managing partner, I reserve
the right to change my mind.

Your Honor,
what my client did was wrong.

And, yes, she violated the rules
of professional responsibility.

But those are not the only rules.

There is also the criminal code.

Miss Bingum hasn't been charged
with any crime, that is irrelevant.

Hold on a minute.
I did a little digging.

The check from the hospital
to her client hadn't been cashed yet.

Thus,
by reporting the fraud to the DA,

she stopped the fraud
from ever reaching fruition.

Your Honor,
the doctrine of renunciation

requires an unequivocal withdrawal
from a conspiracy

before a crime is completed.

If Miss Bingum waited
until the check was cashed,

she could have been charged
as an accessory.

Quite simply,
disclosure was her only recourse.

Very interesting argument,
Mr. Parker.

And quite honestly,
I find your logic compelling.

I'm dismissing the complaint
against your client

and reinstating her
as a member of the bar.

Whoo-hoo!

Counselor.

Um, thank you, Mr. Parker.

You're welcome, Miss Bingum.

Should we hug or something?

Jane.
Teri?

Jackie collapsed. She's in the ER.
It's critical.

Excuse me.

Wanda.
Jane, it's bad. It's really bad.

The doctor said she's got 48 hours,
maybe less.

She needs the procedure now.
Can we go back to court?

Even if we waived closing, the jury
would need time to deliberate.

You have to do something.

Please.

I'll be in touch as soon as possible,
okay?

Okay.

I'm sorry your client is in the ER,
but what do you expect us to do?

Here's what's gonna happen
if Jackie dies.

I came across the memo
with the 200 names of your insured

that need the procedure
over the next five years.

I will contact
every one of those members

and represent them
against your company.

That's illegal and actionable under
the professional rules of conduct.

Not if I do it pro bono.

Besides, I assume you know about my
history with the disciplinary committee.

I'm a lawyer who goes the distance.

Miss Bingum, if I authorize this
procedure, the floodgates will open.

Any client that wants any experimental
procedure will have a claim.

There's one way around that.
Convince the board of directors of Axil Labs

that this particular procedure
should be approved.

What's going on?
I have a conference call set up

with the entire board of Axil Labs.

They're looking to you for guidance.

This is Gus Melvoy.

So there I was
at the summit of Mount Everest,

when the Sherpa starts screaming:

Aah! Then...

All of a sudden, this avalanche
of ice is coming right towards us.

So I grab the group
and I get them to take cover,

behind this huge boulder
and the ice goes right around us.

I mean, I wouldn't say
that I was a "hero",

but I guess that's what everybody
else was saying, so...

This caviar is delicious.
Where did you say you got it again?

Uh... From a fisherman
off the Caspian Sea.

It's beluga, finest in the world.

And this chocolate is from Belgium?

Yeah, and they're truffles,
which makes them more expensive.

Mm. When you said
you went around the world,

did you mean the World Market
in Hollywood?

Wow. I don't... I don't know
what you're... You're talking about.

It's right here. I mean, everything
you bought is on this receipt.

You know what? I am running late

for a... An interview.

With a rock band, to play guitar.
You remember I play guitar, right?

No.
Anyway, I gotta" I'm so sorry. It's...

It was good to see you, though,
all right?

Have a great day.

You forgot your shoes.

All right. Great. Thank you.

The cardiovascular surgeon
just finished the procedure.

Everything looks good.

Thanks, Teri,
for pushing me to do this.

You belong here.
Yeah. I do.

Fred, where are your shoes?

That's not important now. I am here
on official guardian-angel business.

Okay.
Remember you said

your heart was beating faster
when you were with your husband?

Yeah.
It's not just love

that elicits that response,
it can also be anger.

When faced with a threat, epinephrine
is produced by the adrenal glands,

causing your heart to race
and your palms to sweat.

Did they make you smarter?
I looked it up on the Internet.

From what I can tell, I don't think
that it's love that you're experiencing.

Although, maybe Jane did love him
at one point, now...

But now she's just pissed off.

You know what?
I'm pissed off for her.

There's only one way
to get rid of those feelings.

Xanax? Or Cheez Whiz.

Let him know how you feel.

He's in the lobby.

Thanks.

Oh, and, Fred,

I'm sorry that you had to give up
the world for me.

I, uh...

I never traveled the world.

I never even left L.A.

But you said...

Yeah, I know. I guess I was just
scared to go by myself and...

And you were embarrassed
to tell me?

That is so human.

Weird, huh?

Well, I'm just glad you're back.

Hey. I was hoping to get a timeline
on those divorce papers?

One question. When did you apply
for that job in Argentina?

What? Why?

Uh... About a month
before our wedding.

So you knew you were gonna
leave her, even before the wedding.

Her?
You know what, Ethan?

You're a dirtbag.

You treated me like crap.

And you used me. And I loved you.

Jane, I'm so...
No, I am still talking!

See, I am a really good person.

I know that I would have still saved
your life had you been honest with me.

So get your own lawyer
and draft up the divorce paperwork.

And I will sign it immediately.

Feel better?
Much.

Jane.

Hi.

Congrats on the hearing.

I'm so glad to see you.

I owe you an apology.

I'm sorry
that I didn't tell you about Ethan.

Well,

you were in a difficult position.

Does that mean
I get another chance? Heh.

Jane, ever since we started dating,

I've had the feeling that your mind's
been on someone else.

Now I know who.

No. it's not like that.

So there's no one else?

I want to be with you, Tony.

And I want the same.

But...

There's nothing wrong with us
slowing things down.

Okay.
For now.

No, I understand.

Okay.

I'll call you.
Okay.

I will.
Okay.

Hey.

Hi.

You okay?
Oh, I'm fine. It was a great day.

Parker gave a hell of speech, huh?

First thing we do,
let's kill all the lawyers.

What?
You spoke to him, didn't you?

How'd you know?

Well, it sounds more like you
than him.

Yeah, but...
Thank you, Grayson.

You're a good friend.

Well, I didn't want you to leave.

This place wouldn't be the same
without you.

Hmm.

Good night, Jane.