Dream Corp LLC (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Guys and Dads - full transcript
Welcome, Patient 56.
I'm Dr. Roberts.
That being, is there a parent
or guardian present?
His father's in
the waiting room.
You're trembling.
Maybe some vertigo.
May I just set you back?
Mhm.
Just ignore the day residue.
That's perfect.
We'll get this kleptomaniacy
cleared up in no time.
Don't you worry about it.
T.E.R.R.Y., thank you.
- Yes, Dr. Roberts.
- Ahmed, sedation, please.
Intruder!
Got him!
2x07 - Guys and Dads
Patient with the impulse
to pickpocket or pilfer
is a right of passage
for a young person.
So, how long does puberty take?
Like a week?
My apologies, Mr. Simzer.
We've been on high alert lately.
Please accept this
complementary popcorn.
Yeah, I am so sorry.
I-I really got you there.
- Meat pop?
- No. No. Thank you.
Am I allowed to be watching this?
Absolutely. It's healthy
for men in your age group
to be concerned with
their sons' subconscious.
Yeah, it's okay.
Doctor, I'm not a klepto.
My dad just doesn't understand me.
Look, 56, I remember what
it's like to be a teenager.
It's an exciting, anxious time.
Maybe you're out
on your first date,
cruising the family car.
Suzy Lennox looking so... very pretty.
And then he just runs
right out in the road.
Right in front of the car!
Pfft, I'm 16.
What do I know about
appropriate medical attention?
How much longer do
I need to be in here?
Well, take as much time as you need.
Honestly, I feel like
nobody's listening to me.
Right out into the goddamn road.
No one could've stopped.
Huh?
56?
Randy!
Oh.
Hungry.
Doctor, 56 hides
his identity in his dreams?
This case of kleptomania
exists just as a defense.
He simply seeks the attention
of an authority figure,
- paternal or otherwise.
- Mhm. We should talk to his father.
How many friends do you have?
I should go back to the waiting room.
Hello. I'm Dr. Roberts.
How would you describe
your relationship with your son?
First thing that comes
to your mind. Don't think! Shh!
He's a good kid, I know he is.
Just the stealing, the crazy
hair, singing, and dancing.
- Down.
- I just don't know what to do with him anymore.
- I've tried everything.
- Have you tried this cheeseburger?
- What's in it?
- Cheeseburger.
Those things are pretty tasty.
T.E.R.R.Y., get this man
a hot cheeseburger, please.
- You were saying?
- I don't understand him.
Me and my dad,
we did everything together.
- Me and my dad work together.
- I just feel like ...
He hasn't raised
my allowance in like a year.
I feel like we have
nothing in common.
All you need to do is talk
to him every once in a while
about why he's into
the things he's into.
Has anyone seen my lighter?
Take interest, ask questions,
and just listen.
Well said, Nurse Ahmed.
But I would only mention one thing
that you failed to illustrate,
and that is it is
very important to listen.
- You think he hates me?
- I think he thinks he hates you.
- Put on this gown, Patient.
- Patient? No, no, no, no.
What better way
to understand your son
than to get inside
of his subconscious?
Or... you could do nothing.
I'm not wearing that gown.
I told him to wear the gown.
You were once a skeptic
of the gown, 88.
- You learn to wear the gown.
- Well said, 88.
- Choose to wear the gown.
- Not what I said.
You really are making great
strides in your development.
I'm happy to see you doing so well.
- Randy!
- All right, Doc!
Uh.
Doctor, I don't feel so good.
A-Are you sure
we should be in here?
Perfectly normal reaction, 43.
You're in your son's subconscious.
It might just take a moment to adjust.
You just have to adele dazeem.
Adele dazeem.
I guess I am doing pretty good.
Adele Dazeem.
- Wicked.
- Damn it!
Hey, I'm going home early!
And I'm probably gonna
call in sick tomorrow.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
Let's see what we can learn.
What's behind that door?
This could be the secret
to unlock your son's trust, 43.
Open the door.
I'm right here.
Dad, no!
Aah!
Dad, no!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! No!
- Aah!
- Ohh!
Aah, no!
- I miss my dad.
- Randy, pull me out.
Ohh! Mm!
That was my bad.
Sock on the door.
Sock on the door.
Doesn't look like that's gonna
end any time soon, eh?
Can you imagine walking in
on your father
and he's just there,
snapping the old carrot,
then your dad catches you
charming the trouser snake,
cleaning your rifle,
making the bald man cry?
- Humping the hoagie.
- Playing the skin flute.
- Chasing the pig.
- Flogging the hog.
- Masturbating.
- Hey-o.
- Who's H.R. today?
- Randy, turn your monitor off.
Aah! No!
I need to think.
Doctor!
Doctor, our patients have
never fully communicated
how they feel about each other.
We need to give them
a common language.
- Doctor!
- That's it.
The two most
primal languages of all.
Song and dance.
- Randy, find me a venue.
- You got it, Doc.
No, no.
Make it stop.
Thank you, God.
Attention, passengers.
♪ Son, where are we,
and why am I singing? ♪
I'd like to take this
opportunity to offer you
our platinum prime membership.
If you are at all interested,
please let one of our lovely staff know
at the end of your session,
and experience your next
dream commercial free.
It's gonna be a good day, Randy.
Good job.
Should've let me audition
for the musical when I asked.
♪ Karma, karma, karma ♪
♪ Is it my fault that he steals? ♪
♪ I never can tell how he feels ♪
♪ I can't understand it,
what motivates his actions? ♪
♪ Somebody please take the wheel ♪
♪ I do not yet know who I am ♪
♪ Or what I am
supposed to do ♪
♪ You're the one who raised me
who showed me and shaped me ♪
♪ So, really,
I can only blame you ♪
♪ If he'd only listen ♪
♪ If he'd only listen ♪
♪ If he'd stop and
look, he'd see I lost my guard ♪
♪ Is it his mission to keep
his true self locked insiiii... ♪
♪ ...iiiiide ♪
No. No. No!
It's all wrong.
You are using this.
When you should be using this.
You two need to be one unit
moving together,
breathing together as one unit.
All right, let's try it again, shall we?
5... 6... 7...
curtain.
Dad! Dad!
Aaaaah!
Aah!!
Where is he?!
Dad! Dad!
Just breathe!
Breathe. Breathe.
Randy, can we hurry it up, please?!
I'm trying.
I got them on the line.
T.E.R.R.Y.,
what's the ETA on the train?
I'm working on it!
How do you use the microfiche?!
Doctor!
Doctor! Doctor!
Just let it go, Patient.
Adele dazeem.
Let it go.
- Dad! Dad, no!
- Come on!
Aah!!
- Dad! You okay?!
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm ... I'm okay.
Whoa!
- I love you, son.
- I love you, Dad.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I did it!
You okay in there, Doc?
No, I'm not.
I'm Dr. Roberts.
That being, is there a parent
or guardian present?
His father's in
the waiting room.
You're trembling.
Maybe some vertigo.
May I just set you back?
Mhm.
Just ignore the day residue.
That's perfect.
We'll get this kleptomaniacy
cleared up in no time.
Don't you worry about it.
T.E.R.R.Y., thank you.
- Yes, Dr. Roberts.
- Ahmed, sedation, please.
Intruder!
Got him!
2x07 - Guys and Dads
Patient with the impulse
to pickpocket or pilfer
is a right of passage
for a young person.
So, how long does puberty take?
Like a week?
My apologies, Mr. Simzer.
We've been on high alert lately.
Please accept this
complementary popcorn.
Yeah, I am so sorry.
I-I really got you there.
- Meat pop?
- No. No. Thank you.
Am I allowed to be watching this?
Absolutely. It's healthy
for men in your age group
to be concerned with
their sons' subconscious.
Yeah, it's okay.
Doctor, I'm not a klepto.
My dad just doesn't understand me.
Look, 56, I remember what
it's like to be a teenager.
It's an exciting, anxious time.
Maybe you're out
on your first date,
cruising the family car.
Suzy Lennox looking so... very pretty.
And then he just runs
right out in the road.
Right in front of the car!
Pfft, I'm 16.
What do I know about
appropriate medical attention?
How much longer do
I need to be in here?
Well, take as much time as you need.
Honestly, I feel like
nobody's listening to me.
Right out into the goddamn road.
No one could've stopped.
Huh?
56?
Randy!
Oh.
Hungry.
Doctor, 56 hides
his identity in his dreams?
This case of kleptomania
exists just as a defense.
He simply seeks the attention
of an authority figure,
- paternal or otherwise.
- Mhm. We should talk to his father.
How many friends do you have?
I should go back to the waiting room.
Hello. I'm Dr. Roberts.
How would you describe
your relationship with your son?
First thing that comes
to your mind. Don't think! Shh!
He's a good kid, I know he is.
Just the stealing, the crazy
hair, singing, and dancing.
- Down.
- I just don't know what to do with him anymore.
- I've tried everything.
- Have you tried this cheeseburger?
- What's in it?
- Cheeseburger.
Those things are pretty tasty.
T.E.R.R.Y., get this man
a hot cheeseburger, please.
- You were saying?
- I don't understand him.
Me and my dad,
we did everything together.
- Me and my dad work together.
- I just feel like ...
He hasn't raised
my allowance in like a year.
I feel like we have
nothing in common.
All you need to do is talk
to him every once in a while
about why he's into
the things he's into.
Has anyone seen my lighter?
Take interest, ask questions,
and just listen.
Well said, Nurse Ahmed.
But I would only mention one thing
that you failed to illustrate,
and that is it is
very important to listen.
- You think he hates me?
- I think he thinks he hates you.
- Put on this gown, Patient.
- Patient? No, no, no, no.
What better way
to understand your son
than to get inside
of his subconscious?
Or... you could do nothing.
I'm not wearing that gown.
I told him to wear the gown.
You were once a skeptic
of the gown, 88.
- You learn to wear the gown.
- Well said, 88.
- Choose to wear the gown.
- Not what I said.
You really are making great
strides in your development.
I'm happy to see you doing so well.
- Randy!
- All right, Doc!
Uh.
Doctor, I don't feel so good.
A-Are you sure
we should be in here?
Perfectly normal reaction, 43.
You're in your son's subconscious.
It might just take a moment to adjust.
You just have to adele dazeem.
Adele dazeem.
I guess I am doing pretty good.
Adele Dazeem.
- Wicked.
- Damn it!
Hey, I'm going home early!
And I'm probably gonna
call in sick tomorrow.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
Let's see what we can learn.
What's behind that door?
This could be the secret
to unlock your son's trust, 43.
Open the door.
I'm right here.
Dad, no!
Aah!
Dad, no!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! No!
- Aah!
- Ohh!
Aah, no!
- I miss my dad.
- Randy, pull me out.
Ohh! Mm!
That was my bad.
Sock on the door.
Sock on the door.
Doesn't look like that's gonna
end any time soon, eh?
Can you imagine walking in
on your father
and he's just there,
snapping the old carrot,
then your dad catches you
charming the trouser snake,
cleaning your rifle,
making the bald man cry?
- Humping the hoagie.
- Playing the skin flute.
- Chasing the pig.
- Flogging the hog.
- Masturbating.
- Hey-o.
- Who's H.R. today?
- Randy, turn your monitor off.
Aah! No!
I need to think.
Doctor!
Doctor, our patients have
never fully communicated
how they feel about each other.
We need to give them
a common language.
- Doctor!
- That's it.
The two most
primal languages of all.
Song and dance.
- Randy, find me a venue.
- You got it, Doc.
No, no.
Make it stop.
Thank you, God.
Attention, passengers.
♪ Son, where are we,
and why am I singing? ♪
I'd like to take this
opportunity to offer you
our platinum prime membership.
If you are at all interested,
please let one of our lovely staff know
at the end of your session,
and experience your next
dream commercial free.
It's gonna be a good day, Randy.
Good job.
Should've let me audition
for the musical when I asked.
♪ Karma, karma, karma ♪
♪ Is it my fault that he steals? ♪
♪ I never can tell how he feels ♪
♪ I can't understand it,
what motivates his actions? ♪
♪ Somebody please take the wheel ♪
♪ I do not yet know who I am ♪
♪ Or what I am
supposed to do ♪
♪ You're the one who raised me
who showed me and shaped me ♪
♪ So, really,
I can only blame you ♪
♪ If he'd only listen ♪
♪ If he'd only listen ♪
♪ If he'd stop and
look, he'd see I lost my guard ♪
♪ Is it his mission to keep
his true self locked insiiii... ♪
♪ ...iiiiide ♪
No. No. No!
It's all wrong.
You are using this.
When you should be using this.
You two need to be one unit
moving together,
breathing together as one unit.
All right, let's try it again, shall we?
5... 6... 7...
curtain.
Dad! Dad!
Aaaaah!
Aah!!
Where is he?!
Dad! Dad!
Just breathe!
Breathe. Breathe.
Randy, can we hurry it up, please?!
I'm trying.
I got them on the line.
T.E.R.R.Y.,
what's the ETA on the train?
I'm working on it!
How do you use the microfiche?!
Doctor!
Doctor! Doctor!
Just let it go, Patient.
Adele dazeem.
Let it go.
- Dad! Dad, no!
- Come on!
Aah!!
- Dad! You okay?!
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm ... I'm okay.
Whoa!
- I love you, son.
- I love you, Dad.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I did it!
You okay in there, Doc?
No, I'm not.