Dream Corp LLC (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Accordion Jim - full transcript
So what are we doing today?
I just want to see
if the old suit still works.
- Why do we need the suit?
- Safety!
[Dog barking]
- Doc?
- Dog!
Doc!
[Screams in slow motion]
Doc! Ow, ow, my arm!
Oh, God, doc.
I'm left-handed!
2x03 - Accordian Jim
It's been a long time, patient 13.
That's because you canceled
my last four appointments.
Reflex is good.
Let me take your hat.
Let me replace your hat.
I got the chrome dome from
Operation Acid Moose, classified.
- Everything is classified.
- Nurse Hamot, truth paste.
Lick this truth paste.
Lick it. Lick it.
Just lick it. Lick it.
Lick it. Lick it.
- Lick it. Lick it.
- Lick it. Lick it.
- Lick it. Lick it.
- Lick it. Lick it.
Lick it.
Whoa, uh-oh!
I'm SpaghettiOs.
Mission turned
soup sandwich quick.
Spider's got no web!
Tits up, man down...
So much blood.
I seen the alien!
I piss standing up!
- Great mix, Hamot.
- One more signature, patient 13...
- Mulatto!
- No, no, no.
- Come on!
- Patient 13, if you feel the urge
to release any rage or
anger, please focus it on 88.
Oh, I see.
Nope, get me out of this.
The dog was enough, doc.
- Excuse me, 13.
- Look at my hands!
You know how thirsty I am?
- What are you looking at?
- Science.
- Somebody cut me out of this!
- 88, being engaged in her therapy
is a very important part
of your therapy.
Confidence!
You're part of a team
and today the most
important part of this team!
Fine.
Fine, yes. Fine, yeah.
Plus, the last time she was here,
she broke up nearly
half of the equipment.
If she goes after anything
or anyone, jump in her way!
- I believe in you.
- Fine.
- Hey, has anyone seen my... [gunshot]
- Oh!
- Ooh.
- My milkshake!
- What the hell?
- Just part of her training.
- For what? The war on sweets?
Patient 13: No,
the Shadow Scaring conflict.
10 people dead,
including my best friend!
Uh, okay.
Well, speaking of tragedies,
has anyone seen
my Garfield sweatshirt?
It says lasagna naps, orange
cat... sleeping on lasagna.
No one?
- Can't say that I have.
- God damn.
- Where's my lasagna shirt?!
- Doc, I've seen too much shit.
♪ So said the dairy farmer ♪
We'll fix you, 13, rest assured.
Okay.
I don't want to fight anymore.
[music]
- Okay, should be a walk in the park.
- I hate parks!
Tango trap sites, ankle cutters,
bouncing Betty!
Okay, well, let's
get you under. Okay?
A little pain.
- Ah, shit!
- Aah! [thud]
POV cams are up.
Thank you, 88.
You better not have
[bleep] me up in there!
You hear me, Larry?
You hear me, Larry?! [music]
You better not
[bleep] me up in there!
You [bleep] me up,
I'll [bleep] so badly...
... grandkids are gonna
pull my toenails
out of their bony-ass asses.
[Echoing] Ass asses, ass asses,
ass asses, ass asses...
[Chuckles]
Ass asses.
Doctor! The beta scans show
the patient's complete reliance
- on a fight or flight instinct.
- Did someone adjust my chair?
I tell people, "Don't adjust this!"
I said that, right?
I said that.
- Out loud?
- Yes!
- Just now?
- Right, good.
Right, good. Doctor,
the patient's problems seem
rooted in early development, statistically
linked to a familial relationship.
Oh, let me see that.
Oh. Mm.
[Bones crack]
Oh, it's perfect.
Randy!
[Whirring and beeping]
Lovely day for a dream walk, isn't it?
Mulatto!
[grunts]
Oh!
Wow, right in the Peter's peach.
- What?
- Peter's peach.
- No.
- Peter's peach.
T.E.R.R.Y.: Fast break.
Just had lunch with a waffle
iron. Sparks flew.
Dammit, T.E.R.R.Y.
That's my sweatshirt!
T.E.R.R.Y.: Is it?
Thought it was mine.
You don't have clothes.
What the hell?
- Randy...
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Stay away!
- Give it back!
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Let go!
How did you even get this on?
Sorry, doctor. The only thing
I've ever known is violence.
It's bled into
every part of my life,
but violence incites violence.
Meryl Streep.
[Deep voice]
I'll remember that always.
[Clears throat] Now, look to your
left and tell me what you see.
Sign spinner.
I hate those guys.
- Sign spinner!
- No, not the sign spinner!
Oh, oh!
That took me weeks
to choreograph that dance!
- Ow!
- Randy, bypass calibration
and drop it directly into REM.
Randy?
T.E.R.R.Y.: You said I could borrow
anything in your closet.
That was after you tried
killing yourself.
That doesn't count.
- Guys, guys, the sign spinner.
- 88. [Speaks indistinctly]
Top yellow button twice.
- I'm working with stumps here.
- Aah!
Randy: You're a bad friend!
You bailed on game night...
- Randy!
- You can't play Banana Grams
alone, asshole!
- 88, get it together!
- What?
Press the eject button,
it's behind me.
You're stretching it out!
My arms aren't this long!
- Randy!
- Hit the red button.
- It's all buttons.
- The eject button!
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Hit the eject button!
- Hit it!
[Groaning]
Doc?
Doc, what is happening
in there?
Oh.
Oh, it's beautiful.
She's experiencing antagonized
cognitive dissonance
or as the Hindus would say...
[speaks foreign language]
or
[speaks foreign language]
Oh, it's amazing.
- Oh, okay. Very good.
- No, very bad...
What?
Or as Hindus call it
[speaks foreign language]
- Doc, we've just got to keep going.
- Ow!
Hang in there, 88,
you're doing a great job!
Oh, nice sweatshirt, T.E.R.R.Y.
- It's mine and he's stretching it out.
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Oh, so I'm fat?
Yeah, and how's the back
tattoo removal
coming along, tramp stamp?
Aah!
That was our secret.
Man: Stay calm, 13.
Where are you?
Patient 13:
This is my childhood house.
[Screaming]
T.E.R.R.Y., you're not fat.
I needed a work horse,
so I created you to have
a naturally big boot disk.
Nowadays, a lot of robots
would die for it.
T.E.R.R.Y.: The waffle iron did like it.
Randy, T.E.R.R.Y. borrowing
your sweatshirt means
that he likes your sense of style.
- I did make it myself.
- And we can tell.
I'll never forget what
General Jim told me...
Basically, no violence.
We need to have
each other's backs.
We're all in this together.
- No, stop! Leave me alone!
- Nurse...
- Don't!
- Nurse...
Patient 88: Please!
[over PA] Nurse summoned
to the dream chamber.
[over PA] Nurse summoned
to the dream chamber.
Doc!
Man: You okay in here?
Hi, baby.
[Speaking indistinctly]
You're doing great, 88.
That dog suit is thick.
T.E.R.R.Y.: He looks like a churro.
Hamot, hit her with
the chloroform. I'm going in.
Bea: I got it,
her father wanted a boy.
The garden and the cocoon
represent new life.
She needs a fresh start. I think
you should lead her to her father.
Randy, drop me in.
Place your hands
over your face and inhale.
- Jim Jr.
- Dad?
- What did you just call me?
- It is you.
Sir!
I tried to teach you to fight
for what is right.
But all I learned was to fight.
The most decorated female
in the history of the military.
- Still, it wasn't enough for you.
- You want to hit me?
Go ahead, I always
wanted you to. Hit me!
Dr. Roberts:
From the sea, new beginnings.
Take hold of my beautiful hair.
My father, what have I done?
This was always his battle.
Your battle is over.
- What do clams make?
- Oysters?
No, you're thinking of oysters.
After years of pressure,
darkness and solitude,
clams make the most durable
and beautiful material
in the world, pearls.
It's not your fault.
He's proud of you.
He's always been proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
That's all the time we have.
Sign up for our
reward's program.
Great progress, wow!
But should you feel the
urge to react violently
towards people, this should
help, two to three days.
- Two to three days?
- Keep 88 for two to three days.
If you feel any anger,
punch him, kick him,
scrape his eyes out,
throw him out the window.
Just get it out.
Spit on him,
force him to commit crimes,
take him to a movie,
spoil the ending, draw his blood,
invite your friends.
Just beat him with a broom.
You can bury him.
Just don't bury the suit,
the suit is very expensive.
It was my grandfather's suit.
He died in that suit.
I just want to see
if the old suit still works.
- Why do we need the suit?
- Safety!
[Dog barking]
- Doc?
- Dog!
Doc!
[Screams in slow motion]
Doc! Ow, ow, my arm!
Oh, God, doc.
I'm left-handed!
2x03 - Accordian Jim
It's been a long time, patient 13.
That's because you canceled
my last four appointments.
Reflex is good.
Let me take your hat.
Let me replace your hat.
I got the chrome dome from
Operation Acid Moose, classified.
- Everything is classified.
- Nurse Hamot, truth paste.
Lick this truth paste.
Lick it. Lick it.
Just lick it. Lick it.
Lick it. Lick it.
- Lick it. Lick it.
- Lick it. Lick it.
- Lick it. Lick it.
- Lick it. Lick it.
Lick it.
Whoa, uh-oh!
I'm SpaghettiOs.
Mission turned
soup sandwich quick.
Spider's got no web!
Tits up, man down...
So much blood.
I seen the alien!
I piss standing up!
- Great mix, Hamot.
- One more signature, patient 13...
- Mulatto!
- No, no, no.
- Come on!
- Patient 13, if you feel the urge
to release any rage or
anger, please focus it on 88.
Oh, I see.
Nope, get me out of this.
The dog was enough, doc.
- Excuse me, 13.
- Look at my hands!
You know how thirsty I am?
- What are you looking at?
- Science.
- Somebody cut me out of this!
- 88, being engaged in her therapy
is a very important part
of your therapy.
Confidence!
You're part of a team
and today the most
important part of this team!
Fine.
Fine, yes. Fine, yeah.
Plus, the last time she was here,
she broke up nearly
half of the equipment.
If she goes after anything
or anyone, jump in her way!
- I believe in you.
- Fine.
- Hey, has anyone seen my... [gunshot]
- Oh!
- Ooh.
- My milkshake!
- What the hell?
- Just part of her training.
- For what? The war on sweets?
Patient 13: No,
the Shadow Scaring conflict.
10 people dead,
including my best friend!
Uh, okay.
Well, speaking of tragedies,
has anyone seen
my Garfield sweatshirt?
It says lasagna naps, orange
cat... sleeping on lasagna.
No one?
- Can't say that I have.
- God damn.
- Where's my lasagna shirt?!
- Doc, I've seen too much shit.
♪ So said the dairy farmer ♪
We'll fix you, 13, rest assured.
Okay.
I don't want to fight anymore.
[music]
- Okay, should be a walk in the park.
- I hate parks!
Tango trap sites, ankle cutters,
bouncing Betty!
Okay, well, let's
get you under. Okay?
A little pain.
- Ah, shit!
- Aah! [thud]
POV cams are up.
Thank you, 88.
You better not have
[bleep] me up in there!
You hear me, Larry?
You hear me, Larry?! [music]
You better not
[bleep] me up in there!
You [bleep] me up,
I'll [bleep] so badly...
... grandkids are gonna
pull my toenails
out of their bony-ass asses.
[Echoing] Ass asses, ass asses,
ass asses, ass asses...
[Chuckles]
Ass asses.
Doctor! The beta scans show
the patient's complete reliance
- on a fight or flight instinct.
- Did someone adjust my chair?
I tell people, "Don't adjust this!"
I said that, right?
I said that.
- Out loud?
- Yes!
- Just now?
- Right, good.
Right, good. Doctor,
the patient's problems seem
rooted in early development, statistically
linked to a familial relationship.
Oh, let me see that.
Oh. Mm.
[Bones crack]
Oh, it's perfect.
Randy!
[Whirring and beeping]
Lovely day for a dream walk, isn't it?
Mulatto!
[grunts]
Oh!
Wow, right in the Peter's peach.
- What?
- Peter's peach.
- No.
- Peter's peach.
T.E.R.R.Y.: Fast break.
Just had lunch with a waffle
iron. Sparks flew.
Dammit, T.E.R.R.Y.
That's my sweatshirt!
T.E.R.R.Y.: Is it?
Thought it was mine.
You don't have clothes.
What the hell?
- Randy...
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Stay away!
- Give it back!
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Let go!
How did you even get this on?
Sorry, doctor. The only thing
I've ever known is violence.
It's bled into
every part of my life,
but violence incites violence.
Meryl Streep.
[Deep voice]
I'll remember that always.
[Clears throat] Now, look to your
left and tell me what you see.
Sign spinner.
I hate those guys.
- Sign spinner!
- No, not the sign spinner!
Oh, oh!
That took me weeks
to choreograph that dance!
- Ow!
- Randy, bypass calibration
and drop it directly into REM.
Randy?
T.E.R.R.Y.: You said I could borrow
anything in your closet.
That was after you tried
killing yourself.
That doesn't count.
- Guys, guys, the sign spinner.
- 88. [Speaks indistinctly]
Top yellow button twice.
- I'm working with stumps here.
- Aah!
Randy: You're a bad friend!
You bailed on game night...
- Randy!
- You can't play Banana Grams
alone, asshole!
- 88, get it together!
- What?
Press the eject button,
it's behind me.
You're stretching it out!
My arms aren't this long!
- Randy!
- Hit the red button.
- It's all buttons.
- The eject button!
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Hit the eject button!
- Hit it!
[Groaning]
Doc?
Doc, what is happening
in there?
Oh.
Oh, it's beautiful.
She's experiencing antagonized
cognitive dissonance
or as the Hindus would say...
[speaks foreign language]
or
[speaks foreign language]
Oh, it's amazing.
- Oh, okay. Very good.
- No, very bad...
What?
Or as Hindus call it
[speaks foreign language]
- Doc, we've just got to keep going.
- Ow!
Hang in there, 88,
you're doing a great job!
Oh, nice sweatshirt, T.E.R.R.Y.
- It's mine and he's stretching it out.
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Oh, so I'm fat?
Yeah, and how's the back
tattoo removal
coming along, tramp stamp?
Aah!
That was our secret.
Man: Stay calm, 13.
Where are you?
Patient 13:
This is my childhood house.
[Screaming]
T.E.R.R.Y., you're not fat.
I needed a work horse,
so I created you to have
a naturally big boot disk.
Nowadays, a lot of robots
would die for it.
T.E.R.R.Y.: The waffle iron did like it.
Randy, T.E.R.R.Y. borrowing
your sweatshirt means
that he likes your sense of style.
- I did make it myself.
- And we can tell.
I'll never forget what
General Jim told me...
Basically, no violence.
We need to have
each other's backs.
We're all in this together.
- No, stop! Leave me alone!
- Nurse...
- Don't!
- Nurse...
Patient 88: Please!
[over PA] Nurse summoned
to the dream chamber.
[over PA] Nurse summoned
to the dream chamber.
Doc!
Man: You okay in here?
Hi, baby.
[Speaking indistinctly]
You're doing great, 88.
That dog suit is thick.
T.E.R.R.Y.: He looks like a churro.
Hamot, hit her with
the chloroform. I'm going in.
Bea: I got it,
her father wanted a boy.
The garden and the cocoon
represent new life.
She needs a fresh start. I think
you should lead her to her father.
Randy, drop me in.
Place your hands
over your face and inhale.
- Jim Jr.
- Dad?
- What did you just call me?
- It is you.
Sir!
I tried to teach you to fight
for what is right.
But all I learned was to fight.
The most decorated female
in the history of the military.
- Still, it wasn't enough for you.
- You want to hit me?
Go ahead, I always
wanted you to. Hit me!
Dr. Roberts:
From the sea, new beginnings.
Take hold of my beautiful hair.
My father, what have I done?
This was always his battle.
Your battle is over.
- What do clams make?
- Oysters?
No, you're thinking of oysters.
After years of pressure,
darkness and solitude,
clams make the most durable
and beautiful material
in the world, pearls.
It's not your fault.
He's proud of you.
He's always been proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
That's all the time we have.
Sign up for our
reward's program.
Great progress, wow!
But should you feel the
urge to react violently
towards people, this should
help, two to three days.
- Two to three days?
- Keep 88 for two to three days.
If you feel any anger,
punch him, kick him,
scrape his eyes out,
throw him out the window.
Just get it out.
Spit on him,
force him to commit crimes,
take him to a movie,
spoil the ending, draw his blood,
invite your friends.
Just beat him with a broom.
You can bury him.
Just don't bury the suit,
the suit is very expensive.
It was my grandfather's suit.
He died in that suit.