Dream Corp LLC (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 12 - Can't Touch This - full transcript
No touching.
No touching. No touching.
- Morning, Patient. I'm Dr. Rob ...
- Aah!
Sensory processing
disorder ... SPD.
Human skin on human skin
feels like fire.
- Fascinating.
- Any other sensitivities?
- Sensitive to light.
- Truth Paste comin' in.
- Say "ahhh."
- Ahhh.
What is that?
That is delicious.
Truth Paste.
- May I have more?
- Sure.
- That's weird.
- I wouldn't go too heavy with that.
- Mmm.
- When's the last time you were touched?
- College.
- Where?
- Boobs. Hands. Jimmy Stevenston.
- Mm.
- Have you every been in love?
- Love? No.
- I've never even been on a date.
- Oh.
I hit a Golden Retriever
with my dad's car...
I faked my own kidnapping when
I was an exchange student...
Nobody caught me.
Ransom money. Host family.
- You've never been on a date?
- SPD is ruining my life.
I don't want to be alone anymore.
Well, you've come to the right place.
You'll never be alone here.
- Uh...
- What's the plan, Doctor?
The patient says
she's never been on a date.
- Why don't we send her on one?
- A date?
She can't shake someone's hand.
That's impossible.
No, impossible in the real world...
not in her subconscious.
66 can overcome her fear
of human touch
and gain some valuable life
experience by going on a date...
in her dreams.
Dream date.
Brilliant.
Who's so desperate, lonely,
and pathetic
that at a moment's notice
they jump into a stranger's
- subconscious for a first date?
- Yes!
Oh. Sure. 88.
Yeah, this'll definitely work.
2x12 - Can't Touch This
Thank you so much
for doing this, Doctor.
Oh. Right.
It's all part of the job...
as a doctor.
Ahmed.
This is gonna be very helpful
for you, Patient 66.
This is not gonna
be helpful for her, Doctor.
- I am terrible at dates.
- 88, the situation is ideal.
- The situation is unideal.
- 88 can't even get it up.
I, on the other hand,
have no such problem.
- T.E.R.R.Y.
- I am so nervous for you, 88.
Why would you even be concerned?
You're in her subconscious, 88.
It's gonna be
a great confidence builder.
Ahmed.
Have her home early.
You're gonna have fun.
I'm definitely staying for this.
Doctor, as I've confessed
to you in the past,
um, my knowledge
of romantic encounters
may be insufficient for this session.
If I may, what can
one expect on a date?
A date is a social event where
two people repeatedly lie
to each other to procure a mate.
It's fun... and sad.
I'm gonna have to do more
research on the subject.
- Thank you.
- Every day is an opportunity.
This is gonna be good.
Yeah, if by good you mean
"painfully embarrassing,"
then, yeah,
it should be really good.
- I brought popcorn.
- Thank you, Ahmed.
Oh. This is an excellent start.
The presence of Northern Lights
symbolizing an awakening,
guiding the patient through adversity.
And, as we all know, figure skating
is the gateway to sexuality.
She needs to make contact with 88.
- Where is he hiding?
- Can't hide from the Randman.
Aah!
Hi... Ugh!
88, go on now. Go for it.
Couples skate.
- Couples skate.
- Okay.
Whoa.
Hi. Hi.
May I?
Aah, it burns.
It burns.
- It's okay.
- Aah, aah! Aah, it burns.
Aah! Aah!
Big fall! Aah!
Doctor? Doctor? Doctor?
Doctor?!
Stop!
Building trust is about taking risks.
Get out of your comfort zone, 88!
Confidence!
Aah!
Jump!
Aah!
- What is he doing there?
- Burning alive.
88 really knows how to woo
someone on a first date.
Aah!
- Ohh.
- Aah.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Totally.
Is this your house?
In high school, yeah.
We moved a lot.
- It's cool. It's very nice.
- Hmm. Thanks.
I'm sorry about that.
Oh, you woke him up.
Oh-ohh. You woke him up.
- Woke who up?
- Ohh.
- What the hell is this?
- Dad!
I'm gonna rip your dick off.
Listen up, bitch.
Whatever you do to her,
I'm gonna do to you.
Fish.
Run!
No wonder she's developed
these coping mechanisms.
There's no way 88 can handle her.
I mean, she needs to date
someone stronger, a real man,
someone made of injection-molded
high-density polyethylene,
with a classy, foreign accent.
I'm talking about the robot
who is so hot.
- Give me a T-E-R-R-Y!
- Not now, T. E. R. R. Y.
Come on, 88. Make a move.
Don't let this moment pass you by.
You know, if this is moving
too fast for you,
I totally understand, because
it's moving way too fast for me.
No. No.
I-I think this is nice.
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah. This is nice.
Oh, uh, here.
Come on.
- Gentleman.
- Yeah.
Jesus Christ, 88!
Kiss her.
- Slink her the T.
- We need to move this along.
I could put ecstasy in their IVs.
- No, not necessary.
- Uh...
Love stim '84
is a powerful aphrodisiac
I developed one summer
when I was a very lonely man.
It's a love serum for the mind.
- It's very, very potent. Ready?
- Copy that, Doc.
- So, no ecstasy?
- No. One can have too much love.
Okay.
Do you think I'm weird 'cause I
can't have anyone touch my skin?
Uh, no. I-I mean, a little,
but I-I think it's cool.
I-I'm not that comfortable
in my skin, at all.
You want to kiss?
- Uh...
- Hit it!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are stimming the love.
- How about now?
- Uh, yeah.
♪ Forever ♪
♪ Forever ♪
♪ I would do anything
to be the one with you ♪
♪ I would do anything
to be the one with you ♪
Hey, stop that!
You're being ridiculous!
So damn dramatic!
- Get out!
- I'm goin' to work!
♪ Anything ♪
♪ Do it now ♪
♪ Forever ♪
Aah!
Aah!
16...
Six
♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪
- That escalated quickly.
- That's the way love goes.
Doctor, heart rate is elevated,
core temperature is climbing
and core fitness is low.
I told you you should
have sent in a real man.
So much love.
Randy, get 'em out of there.
- Copy that, Doc.
- Ohh!
Oh, my God!
Good job, people.
Are you okay?
- Ahh. Incredible. You?
- Yes.
- Doctor, human touch!
- I did it.
That was incredible.
- At your convenience.
- Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Let me.
Yeah, yeah. Not a problem.
No worries. Here.
Thank you, Bea.
That was amazing.
I mean, I've never felt
this way about anybody,
ever, in my entire life.
- Um, do you want to be my girlfriend?
- We need to talk.
What is this?
Careful.
I just ...
we shared so much...
- Yeah.
- ...love, and we shouldn't
commit ourselves
to touching one person
for the rest of our lives,
when the possibilities for
intimate touching are infinite.
Thank you for being my first,
but I think
we shouldn't be friends.
- You mean we should just be friends?
- No.
'Cause you're my doctor.
- 88, this card was declined.
- Bea.
No touching. No touching.
- Morning, Patient. I'm Dr. Rob ...
- Aah!
Sensory processing
disorder ... SPD.
Human skin on human skin
feels like fire.
- Fascinating.
- Any other sensitivities?
- Sensitive to light.
- Truth Paste comin' in.
- Say "ahhh."
- Ahhh.
What is that?
That is delicious.
Truth Paste.
- May I have more?
- Sure.
- That's weird.
- I wouldn't go too heavy with that.
- Mmm.
- When's the last time you were touched?
- College.
- Where?
- Boobs. Hands. Jimmy Stevenston.
- Mm.
- Have you every been in love?
- Love? No.
- I've never even been on a date.
- Oh.
I hit a Golden Retriever
with my dad's car...
I faked my own kidnapping when
I was an exchange student...
Nobody caught me.
Ransom money. Host family.
- You've never been on a date?
- SPD is ruining my life.
I don't want to be alone anymore.
Well, you've come to the right place.
You'll never be alone here.
- Uh...
- What's the plan, Doctor?
The patient says
she's never been on a date.
- Why don't we send her on one?
- A date?
She can't shake someone's hand.
That's impossible.
No, impossible in the real world...
not in her subconscious.
66 can overcome her fear
of human touch
and gain some valuable life
experience by going on a date...
in her dreams.
Dream date.
Brilliant.
Who's so desperate, lonely,
and pathetic
that at a moment's notice
they jump into a stranger's
- subconscious for a first date?
- Yes!
Oh. Sure. 88.
Yeah, this'll definitely work.
2x12 - Can't Touch This
Thank you so much
for doing this, Doctor.
Oh. Right.
It's all part of the job...
as a doctor.
Ahmed.
This is gonna be very helpful
for you, Patient 66.
This is not gonna
be helpful for her, Doctor.
- I am terrible at dates.
- 88, the situation is ideal.
- The situation is unideal.
- 88 can't even get it up.
I, on the other hand,
have no such problem.
- T.E.R.R.Y.
- I am so nervous for you, 88.
Why would you even be concerned?
You're in her subconscious, 88.
It's gonna be
a great confidence builder.
Ahmed.
Have her home early.
You're gonna have fun.
I'm definitely staying for this.
Doctor, as I've confessed
to you in the past,
um, my knowledge
of romantic encounters
may be insufficient for this session.
If I may, what can
one expect on a date?
A date is a social event where
two people repeatedly lie
to each other to procure a mate.
It's fun... and sad.
I'm gonna have to do more
research on the subject.
- Thank you.
- Every day is an opportunity.
This is gonna be good.
Yeah, if by good you mean
"painfully embarrassing,"
then, yeah,
it should be really good.
- I brought popcorn.
- Thank you, Ahmed.
Oh. This is an excellent start.
The presence of Northern Lights
symbolizing an awakening,
guiding the patient through adversity.
And, as we all know, figure skating
is the gateway to sexuality.
She needs to make contact with 88.
- Where is he hiding?
- Can't hide from the Randman.
Aah!
Hi... Ugh!
88, go on now. Go for it.
Couples skate.
- Couples skate.
- Okay.
Whoa.
Hi. Hi.
May I?
Aah, it burns.
It burns.
- It's okay.
- Aah, aah! Aah, it burns.
Aah! Aah!
Big fall! Aah!
Doctor? Doctor? Doctor?
Doctor?!
Stop!
Building trust is about taking risks.
Get out of your comfort zone, 88!
Confidence!
Aah!
Jump!
Aah!
- What is he doing there?
- Burning alive.
88 really knows how to woo
someone on a first date.
Aah!
- Ohh.
- Aah.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Totally.
Is this your house?
In high school, yeah.
We moved a lot.
- It's cool. It's very nice.
- Hmm. Thanks.
I'm sorry about that.
Oh, you woke him up.
Oh-ohh. You woke him up.
- Woke who up?
- Ohh.
- What the hell is this?
- Dad!
I'm gonna rip your dick off.
Listen up, bitch.
Whatever you do to her,
I'm gonna do to you.
Fish.
Run!
No wonder she's developed
these coping mechanisms.
There's no way 88 can handle her.
I mean, she needs to date
someone stronger, a real man,
someone made of injection-molded
high-density polyethylene,
with a classy, foreign accent.
I'm talking about the robot
who is so hot.
- Give me a T-E-R-R-Y!
- Not now, T. E. R. R. Y.
Come on, 88. Make a move.
Don't let this moment pass you by.
You know, if this is moving
too fast for you,
I totally understand, because
it's moving way too fast for me.
No. No.
I-I think this is nice.
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah. This is nice.
Oh, uh, here.
Come on.
- Gentleman.
- Yeah.
Jesus Christ, 88!
Kiss her.
- Slink her the T.
- We need to move this along.
I could put ecstasy in their IVs.
- No, not necessary.
- Uh...
Love stim '84
is a powerful aphrodisiac
I developed one summer
when I was a very lonely man.
It's a love serum for the mind.
- It's very, very potent. Ready?
- Copy that, Doc.
- So, no ecstasy?
- No. One can have too much love.
Okay.
Do you think I'm weird 'cause I
can't have anyone touch my skin?
Uh, no. I-I mean, a little,
but I-I think it's cool.
I-I'm not that comfortable
in my skin, at all.
You want to kiss?
- Uh...
- Hit it!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are stimming the love.
- How about now?
- Uh, yeah.
♪ Forever ♪
♪ Forever ♪
♪ I would do anything
to be the one with you ♪
♪ I would do anything
to be the one with you ♪
Hey, stop that!
You're being ridiculous!
So damn dramatic!
- Get out!
- I'm goin' to work!
♪ Anything ♪
♪ Do it now ♪
♪ Forever ♪
Aah!
Aah!
16...
Six
♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪
- That escalated quickly.
- That's the way love goes.
Doctor, heart rate is elevated,
core temperature is climbing
and core fitness is low.
I told you you should
have sent in a real man.
So much love.
Randy, get 'em out of there.
- Copy that, Doc.
- Ohh!
Oh, my God!
Good job, people.
Are you okay?
- Ahh. Incredible. You?
- Yes.
- Doctor, human touch!
- I did it.
That was incredible.
- At your convenience.
- Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Let me.
Yeah, yeah. Not a problem.
No worries. Here.
Thank you, Bea.
That was amazing.
I mean, I've never felt
this way about anybody,
ever, in my entire life.
- Um, do you want to be my girlfriend?
- We need to talk.
What is this?
Careful.
I just ...
we shared so much...
- Yeah.
- ...love, and we shouldn't
commit ourselves
to touching one person
for the rest of our lives,
when the possibilities for
intimate touching are infinite.
Thank you for being my first,
but I think
we shouldn't be friends.
- You mean we should just be friends?
- No.
'Cause you're my doctor.
- 88, this card was declined.
- Bea.