Drawn Together (2004–2007): Season 2, Episode 8 - Terms of Endearment - full transcript
To boost ratings, the Producers announce that Foxxy and Clara will have to start showering together. Hero wastes no time in using his X-ray vision to spy on them, but while Clara is disgusted at his behavior and storms off, Foxxy is turned on and invites him to continue watching. Continued exposure to Hero's X-rays, however, gives Foxxy a brain tumor, which causes her to start regressing into an old minstrel-style caricature. Horrified by what he's done, Hero gives up his super powers, which ends up turning him into a quadriplegic. Meanwhile, while the house-mates are trying to figure out how to cure Foxxy, she gets taken away to an 'erasement camp' for politically incorrect cartoons, run by a giant mouse bent on turning the universe into "the happiest place on earth."
Come on, you freak! Chug!
Spanky and I are such good buds,
we're always playing these
fun little games of chance.
Ha ha ha!
Quiet down!
Can't you see I'm
busy over here?
But Captain Hero
never wants to play.
He just wants to
stare at that poster.
Oh, yeah. Don't stop.
You know daddy likes it all wet.
You know, at first
I was uncomfortable
with the idea of showering
with another woman,
but then the
producers forced me.
Hey Foxxy, pass me the loofah?
Sure thing baby.
Uhh! Mmm!
Oh yeah, turn around.
Let me see that ass.
Oh! Now I can't
see your boobies.
[GIGGLING]
Move over girls.
Foxxy! Clara! Watch out!
There's a rhinoceros
loose in the bathroom!
How dare you look at us
naked with your x-ray vision!
Seriously, how dare you.
I'm leaving.
By which I mean the planet.
Unless things change, people.
Unless things change.
While you sat there
watching us naked,
did you ever even
for just one second
consider me attractive?
Oh, sure. There's an attraction.
I mean, you have a certain,
what's the word,
gravitational pull.
[MOCKING] Ha ha ha.
You're so funny.
[YELLING JAPANESE]
Well, hero, I knew
what you was up to.
You knew?
Oh, so that's why you
shaved your pubes to read.
Hi Captain Hero. What's up?
I bet you like
what you see, huh?
Yeah baby, use that x-ray
vision to check me out.
That's right. Uh-huh.
You can look but
you can't touch.
Oh yeah, Foxxy likes to tease
you, but never please you.
I know this is off topic,
but if you happen
to run to the store,
can you get me some onions?
I'm going to make
a salad tonight
and the only thing I'm
Missing are onions.
And maybe some plum tomatoes,
but only if they look good.
Otherwise, skip it and I'll go
to the farmer's market later.
Actually, that's
what I'll do anyway.
Now where were we?
Oh yeah, you were
checking me out.
You're a naughty...
Nd then I guess you
ran out of room.
Actually, the rest is
shaved into the other side.
[IMITATES CAT PURRING]
You guys disgust me.
Sure, Clara was pissed and
Toot was fat, but screw them!
Foxxy was totally into it, so I
focused all my attention on her.
I found I was even turned on
watching her do the most
boring, mundane activities.
Even watching Foxxy ride a
mechanical bull became oddly sexual.
Yee-haw!
[BULL BELLOWS]
I told you not in the hair.
I got a date tonight.
And then, as with every
sexual experience,
something went terribly wrong.
Ohh!!
Foxxy, what's the matter?
There's a ma-dance.
Captain his ass off.
I'm sorry, Foxxy.
I don't speak blackanese.
No, you adezel. I think
I'm a hizzle a stroke.
Call 9-1-wizzle.
Oh!
Ooh.
Ooh. Ohh.
[DOOR OPENS]
Hmm?
I guess it goes without saying,
I wasn't about to sling some yoghurt
on an unconscious woman's feet.
Come on! We gotta do something!
Foxxy's having a stroke!
Did someone call for a doctor?
Wheeeee!
Hmm. Ah, curious.
[PASSES GAS]
Oh my.
What is it doc?
My dear house mates, I'm afraid Foxxy
love does not have a brain tumour.
[SIGHING TOGETHER]
I too would be relieved, if
it didn't happen to be...
Opposite day!
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
So wait a minute, I'm confused.
Does Foxxy have a brain tumour?
No.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
What the hell! Is it opposite
day or dramatic music sting day?
Neither.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[MOANING]
I thought cancer was
called "the silent killer".
Doctor how could
this have happened?
No clue.
Sadly, the medical community
doesn't do any research on tumours.
Really?
I thought Jesus
gave people tumours
from marrying
outside their race.
[WHISPERS] I'm with you Jesus.
Keep up the good work.
You know, some warriors
have gotten tumours
from the extreme
radiation on level gimmel.
Radiation can cause tumours.
Hmm, you mean like from...
X-ray vision?
[ALL GASPING]
Wait! You don't think I...
I couldn't have.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
No!
[CRYING]
Don't beat yourself up
over this, Captain Hero.
It's not like Foxxy wasn't
asking for a brain tumour.
What with her loose
morals and skimpy outfits.
Don't you think I know that?
But for some reason I can't help
but feel partially responsible.
I didn't deserve
to keep my powers
or that little league trophy.
They gave them to everyone.
I now know what I must do.
I had to return to the
pillow fort of isolation
and give up all my great powers,
so they'll never harm
another ever again.
And this everyone knows there's only one
way a super hero can give up his powers.
While Foxxy lay
there unconscious,
desperately clinging to life,
we decided to cheer her up
by playing her favourite game.
Come on Foxxy!
You know this one!
It's a movie!
It's one word!
It's about a hideous,
remorseless beast!
[CHIMES] Time's up.
It's yentl! Yentl!
You suck!
[BANJO PLAYING] Ooh! The ghostes!
They's after me!
Feets don't fail me now! Ooh!
What the fuck was that?
Foxxy's resting comfortably.
Uhh! Now what's wrong with
little Miss tumour-for-attention?
Don't know. I just
can't figure it out.
Are you sure you
can't figure it out?
Oh yes, I think I'm
remembering now.
I needed a cadaver to help explain
this strange Foxxy phenomenon.
Luckily, there's lots of homeless people
in the neighbourhood who need 5 bucks.
Meet Mr. Edward Goldberg.
♪ La la-la la la-la, mm-hmm ♪
Boys and girls, the brain.
Here we see the part of the brain
responsible for your reflexes.
[SQUEAKS]
And here's the part of the brain
that controls your bladder.
Oh man. That guy
needs to see a doctor.
Why? Is red pee bad?
What the heck does this
have to do with Foxxy?
I'm getting to that.
This is the part of the brain that
controls negative stereotypical behaviour.
Oy! I'll sue you
for every penny!
And then I'll invest it wisely.
Now, the tumour that
Captain Hero gave Foxxy
is placing pressure
on that lobe.
Hence, Foxxy is now acting
like a racist stereotype.
Oh my goodness!
Wait. What was she before?
Tumour? Racism?
[SCOFFS]
Dr. Wooldoor, are you just
making up words again,
like "morbid obesity" or
"adult onset diabetes"?
Yeah, this all sounds
like total crap.
Craps? Who done say craps?
Foxxy loves to roll them bones.
Oh... my... god.
This is the best
news I've ever heard!
We're living with a shuckin',
jivin', racist stereotype.
How could this possibly
get any better?
I have returned.
[HEAVY EXHALE]
Oh my god!
[SCREAMING HAPPILY]
Foxxy's a minstrel,
Captain Hero's in
a wheelchair...
[PASSES GAS]
I just crapped myself... It's
the holy freakin' trinity!
♪ Mama's little baby loves
short'nin', short'nin' ♪
♪ Mama's little baby
loves short'nin' bread ♪
♪ Mama's little baby loves
short'nin', short'nin' ♪
♪ Mama's little baby
loves short'nin' bread ♪
While I couldn't
understand word Foxxy said,
I knew she was grateful for the
ultimate sacrifice I had made for her.
I wanted to share my feelings.
But, unfortunately, the confessional
wasn't wheelchair accessible.
Uhh! Uhh!
Do you need help with that?
[GROANING] No. No. No.
I've got to learn to do
things for myself now.
Uhh! Uhh!
Damn! Now my pants are all wet.
But the container didn't open.
I know.
All right, so things
weren't gonna be perfect,
but I was still confident
I had done the right thing.
I'd made sure the people
around me were safe.
[MEN YELLING & WINDOWS BREAKING] Aah!
Aah! [CAT SCREECHES]
We're here to
capture Foxxy love.
Great goobly-moogly.
We got her, men. Move!
Move! Move!
No, wait! Who are you guys?
Get away from her!
Help me! Help me, please!
I'm free!
Ain't you done heard of
the emancipossumlocomotion?
Oh no! Hey! Down!
Oh! No! Oh!
[POP]
Lordy!
Captain Hero, do something!
I can't. I gave up my powers.
No!
[SOBBING] The horror!
The horror!
She was my favourite joke ever!
Ohh! This was all my fault.
I'm the worst super hero ever.
I'm useless.
I might as well just roll into
the pool and drown myself.
[LARGE EXHALE]
[THUMP] [THUMP] [THUMP]
Oh.
I might as well roll into the garage
and poison myself with carbon monoxide.
[LARGE EXHALE] [CLINK]
[CLINK] Oh.
[LARGE EXHALE]
I'll just be in the corner.
[LARGE EXHALE]
[NARRATING] I was about to give up all
hope, but then I noticed something.
I had looked through that
poster a million times before,
but that was the first
time I really saw it.
I will hang in there, baby.
I will hang in there.
[LARGE EXHALE]
Everyone, I'm off to save Foxxy.
But you're in a wheelchair.
Society no longer values you.
And even if they did, you don't
know where they've taken Foxxy.
We're on a reality show.
Uh, duh!
We'll just watch our
program to see where she is.
Turn on the TV, gay friend.
Turn on the TV, gay friend.
I like this show.
Hey, there's Foxxy. Turn it up.
Ooh! Now you be Foxxy love.
Ain't that right?
Yes, sir. [ZIPPER CLOSES]
Why'd they throw us
in this here truck?
They be roundin' up all us
politically incorrect cartoons.
Oh, back in da day, we
wuz all over the radio,
the t-b and the movies
entertainin' the chid'ren.
Folks is just as
racist now, you know,
but they don't
wants to admit it.
So we's been censored.
We ain't been seen
in a toons age.
So where's they
fixin' to take us?
Well, brer Foxxy,
they be takin' us to a
cartoon erasement camp,
where they're gonna
erase us forever.
Oh my god! They're
gonna erase Foxxy.
We have to do something.
There's nothing we can do. That place is
more guarded than my father's affections.
Damn it, people!
Foxxy's in trouble.
Now is the time for
us to stand up...
Or remain courageously seated, and
be the heroes I know we can be.
So who's with me?
There's an orange
Julius on the way.
I'm in! Let's go!
They really are a
delicious treat.
Let's go friends. Go!
[LARGE EXHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
OKay, I'm just gonna push you.
The trek to the erasement
camp was long and arduous.
We lost many cameramen
in the dark forest,
and two to super shrimp
Thursday at long John silver.
Ugh. It's locked.
No!
What are we gonna do?
Stand back, everyone. I'll ram
into the door and knock it down.
[LARGE EXHALE]
Ohh!
[DAZED] Stand back everyone. I'll
ram into the door and knock it down.
[DEEP INHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
Ohh!
[SLURRED] Stand door, every ram.
I'll melatonin.
[DEEP INHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
Aahh!
- You did it!
- Nice going!
You're handicapable.
Now follow me.
[LARGE EXHALE]
No!
No!
No!
Ling-Ling and I stayed
behind to find a cure
for Foxxy's condition,
and my alzheimer's.
And to find a cure
for Foxxy's condition.
That's why I stayed
behind with Ling-Ling.
My son never calls.
Well, Ling-Ling, I found some
of Foxxy's hair on her soap.
With the d-n-a, we should
be able to produce a clone.
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
Every day, Ling-Ling. Every day.
[LARGE EXHALE]
I did it. I did it!
[BELL RINGS]
Wow! Hero you beat us.
You're handicapable.
Oh my god. Look!
This must be where they keep
all the censored cartoons.
Foxxy's gotta be
around here somewhere.
[LARGE EXHALE]
Oh man. This is gonna be rich.
[MEXICAN ACCENT] "Hey senor.
What's your hurry?"
It's siesta time. I think."
Classic!
[GONG CHIMES] Ah, so. Ah, so.
[GONG CHIMES] Ah, so. Ah. So.
[GONG CHIMES]
Ha ha! Another classic.
[NATIVE AMERICAN CHANTING]
See, that's not funny.
Those people got a raw deal.
[TOGETHER] ♪ all
the doodah day ♪
♪ Camptown ladies sing
this song, doodah, doodah ♪
Ha ha ha ha! Now
that's more like it.
Hey, Xandir,
I'll create a diversion, and you
take care of that son of a bitch.
Hey, mister.
I got into my daddy's liquor cabinet,
and now I don't know right from wrong.
Hyah!
Ow!
Oh, you like punching
me in the face, do ya's?
Well how do you like this?
Ow!
Oh, you like pulling
my hair, do ya's?
Well, how do ya like this?
Oh, you like setting off the
alarm to warn the others, do ya's?
Well, how do you like this?
[ALARM BLARING]
[DOGS BARKING] Freeze!
[GROANING]
Yes, yes. It's working.
It's working!
You ask me if I
have a god complex.
I am god.
[EVIL LAUGH]
- Kill me!
- Uh-oh.
Aahh!
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Oh my god. It's m-mouse.
I should have known you
were behind this, mickey m-.
You'll never get away with it!
Ha ha ha! You kids
thought you could stop me?
No one can stop me.
Soon I will eradicate every
offensive cartoon in the universe,
until it's the happiest
place on earth.
[STEAM HISSING]
Oh my god! You're
gonna kill them?
You can't do this...
Freeze!
[SIGHS] Don't you see?
These cartoon characters are part
of our history, our heritage.
Sure, they may not be a part
we're particularly proud of,
but to deny it, well,
that's dangerous.
As dangerous as denying the
holocaust or slavery, or...
The playful advances
of your shop teacher.
Wow. You've really given me
something to think about Spanky...
While I kill these politically
incorrect freaks! Ha ha ha!
I regret nothing!
Help me! Help me, please!
Somebody, help Foxxy!
Finally, it was my chance to save
Foxxy, and in doing so, save myself.
Failure was not an option.
Unfortunately,
neither was walking.
[WHIMPERS] Oh, lordy. Oh, lordy.
Ohh! Ahh!
No!
Help me! Help me, please!
Foxxy?
My feets. My feets.
They's failing me now.
I'm here Foxxy. Don't worry.
[CRACKING]
Oopsy-daisy.
[SCREAMS] I regret
nothin', no how!
[SNIFFLES] I can't believe
Foxxy love is gone.
She's become another
inner city statistic.
[EVIL LAUGH]
No!
[DEEP INHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
Captain Hero, where
are you going?
He's trying the ol'
spin the earth backwards
to turn back time
trick from superman 1.
Or superman 2.
Or was it superman 3?
Or was it superman 3?
Or superman 2?
Or superman 1?
CAPT. HERO: Aah!
I guess I spun the earth
backwards a little too hard.
I mean, right up to the big bang,
which wasn't really all that big.
And now...
[WHISPERS] We wait.
ANNOUNCER: Next millennium
on Drawn Together.
CAPT. HERO: I learned
an important lesson.
That it's not cool to use my
powers to check out the babes,
but it's totally cool
to manipulate evolution.
Boob. Boob. Boob. Boob.
Boob. Boob. Boob.
Damn it!
I just realised...
I'm an ass man.
No!
Spanky and I are such good buds,
we're always playing these
fun little games of chance.
Ha ha ha!
Quiet down!
Can't you see I'm
busy over here?
But Captain Hero
never wants to play.
He just wants to
stare at that poster.
Oh, yeah. Don't stop.
You know daddy likes it all wet.
You know, at first
I was uncomfortable
with the idea of showering
with another woman,
but then the
producers forced me.
Hey Foxxy, pass me the loofah?
Sure thing baby.
Uhh! Mmm!
Oh yeah, turn around.
Let me see that ass.
Oh! Now I can't
see your boobies.
[GIGGLING]
Move over girls.
Foxxy! Clara! Watch out!
There's a rhinoceros
loose in the bathroom!
How dare you look at us
naked with your x-ray vision!
Seriously, how dare you.
I'm leaving.
By which I mean the planet.
Unless things change, people.
Unless things change.
While you sat there
watching us naked,
did you ever even
for just one second
consider me attractive?
Oh, sure. There's an attraction.
I mean, you have a certain,
what's the word,
gravitational pull.
[MOCKING] Ha ha ha.
You're so funny.
[YELLING JAPANESE]
Well, hero, I knew
what you was up to.
You knew?
Oh, so that's why you
shaved your pubes to read.
Hi Captain Hero. What's up?
I bet you like
what you see, huh?
Yeah baby, use that x-ray
vision to check me out.
That's right. Uh-huh.
You can look but
you can't touch.
Oh yeah, Foxxy likes to tease
you, but never please you.
I know this is off topic,
but if you happen
to run to the store,
can you get me some onions?
I'm going to make
a salad tonight
and the only thing I'm
Missing are onions.
And maybe some plum tomatoes,
but only if they look good.
Otherwise, skip it and I'll go
to the farmer's market later.
Actually, that's
what I'll do anyway.
Now where were we?
Oh yeah, you were
checking me out.
You're a naughty...
Nd then I guess you
ran out of room.
Actually, the rest is
shaved into the other side.
[IMITATES CAT PURRING]
You guys disgust me.
Sure, Clara was pissed and
Toot was fat, but screw them!
Foxxy was totally into it, so I
focused all my attention on her.
I found I was even turned on
watching her do the most
boring, mundane activities.
Even watching Foxxy ride a
mechanical bull became oddly sexual.
Yee-haw!
[BULL BELLOWS]
I told you not in the hair.
I got a date tonight.
And then, as with every
sexual experience,
something went terribly wrong.
Ohh!!
Foxxy, what's the matter?
There's a ma-dance.
Captain his ass off.
I'm sorry, Foxxy.
I don't speak blackanese.
No, you adezel. I think
I'm a hizzle a stroke.
Call 9-1-wizzle.
Oh!
Ooh.
Ooh. Ohh.
[DOOR OPENS]
Hmm?
I guess it goes without saying,
I wasn't about to sling some yoghurt
on an unconscious woman's feet.
Come on! We gotta do something!
Foxxy's having a stroke!
Did someone call for a doctor?
Wheeeee!
Hmm. Ah, curious.
[PASSES GAS]
Oh my.
What is it doc?
My dear house mates, I'm afraid Foxxy
love does not have a brain tumour.
[SIGHING TOGETHER]
I too would be relieved, if
it didn't happen to be...
Opposite day!
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
So wait a minute, I'm confused.
Does Foxxy have a brain tumour?
No.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
What the hell! Is it opposite
day or dramatic music sting day?
Neither.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[MOANING]
I thought cancer was
called "the silent killer".
Doctor how could
this have happened?
No clue.
Sadly, the medical community
doesn't do any research on tumours.
Really?
I thought Jesus
gave people tumours
from marrying
outside their race.
[WHISPERS] I'm with you Jesus.
Keep up the good work.
You know, some warriors
have gotten tumours
from the extreme
radiation on level gimmel.
Radiation can cause tumours.
Hmm, you mean like from...
X-ray vision?
[ALL GASPING]
Wait! You don't think I...
I couldn't have.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
No!
[CRYING]
Don't beat yourself up
over this, Captain Hero.
It's not like Foxxy wasn't
asking for a brain tumour.
What with her loose
morals and skimpy outfits.
Don't you think I know that?
But for some reason I can't help
but feel partially responsible.
I didn't deserve
to keep my powers
or that little league trophy.
They gave them to everyone.
I now know what I must do.
I had to return to the
pillow fort of isolation
and give up all my great powers,
so they'll never harm
another ever again.
And this everyone knows there's only one
way a super hero can give up his powers.
While Foxxy lay
there unconscious,
desperately clinging to life,
we decided to cheer her up
by playing her favourite game.
Come on Foxxy!
You know this one!
It's a movie!
It's one word!
It's about a hideous,
remorseless beast!
[CHIMES] Time's up.
It's yentl! Yentl!
You suck!
[BANJO PLAYING] Ooh! The ghostes!
They's after me!
Feets don't fail me now! Ooh!
What the fuck was that?
Foxxy's resting comfortably.
Uhh! Now what's wrong with
little Miss tumour-for-attention?
Don't know. I just
can't figure it out.
Are you sure you
can't figure it out?
Oh yes, I think I'm
remembering now.
I needed a cadaver to help explain
this strange Foxxy phenomenon.
Luckily, there's lots of homeless people
in the neighbourhood who need 5 bucks.
Meet Mr. Edward Goldberg.
♪ La la-la la la-la, mm-hmm ♪
Boys and girls, the brain.
Here we see the part of the brain
responsible for your reflexes.
[SQUEAKS]
And here's the part of the brain
that controls your bladder.
Oh man. That guy
needs to see a doctor.
Why? Is red pee bad?
What the heck does this
have to do with Foxxy?
I'm getting to that.
This is the part of the brain that
controls negative stereotypical behaviour.
Oy! I'll sue you
for every penny!
And then I'll invest it wisely.
Now, the tumour that
Captain Hero gave Foxxy
is placing pressure
on that lobe.
Hence, Foxxy is now acting
like a racist stereotype.
Oh my goodness!
Wait. What was she before?
Tumour? Racism?
[SCOFFS]
Dr. Wooldoor, are you just
making up words again,
like "morbid obesity" or
"adult onset diabetes"?
Yeah, this all sounds
like total crap.
Craps? Who done say craps?
Foxxy loves to roll them bones.
Oh... my... god.
This is the best
news I've ever heard!
We're living with a shuckin',
jivin', racist stereotype.
How could this possibly
get any better?
I have returned.
[HEAVY EXHALE]
Oh my god!
[SCREAMING HAPPILY]
Foxxy's a minstrel,
Captain Hero's in
a wheelchair...
[PASSES GAS]
I just crapped myself... It's
the holy freakin' trinity!
♪ Mama's little baby loves
short'nin', short'nin' ♪
♪ Mama's little baby
loves short'nin' bread ♪
♪ Mama's little baby loves
short'nin', short'nin' ♪
♪ Mama's little baby
loves short'nin' bread ♪
While I couldn't
understand word Foxxy said,
I knew she was grateful for the
ultimate sacrifice I had made for her.
I wanted to share my feelings.
But, unfortunately, the confessional
wasn't wheelchair accessible.
Uhh! Uhh!
Do you need help with that?
[GROANING] No. No. No.
I've got to learn to do
things for myself now.
Uhh! Uhh!
Damn! Now my pants are all wet.
But the container didn't open.
I know.
All right, so things
weren't gonna be perfect,
but I was still confident
I had done the right thing.
I'd made sure the people
around me were safe.
[MEN YELLING & WINDOWS BREAKING] Aah!
Aah! [CAT SCREECHES]
We're here to
capture Foxxy love.
Great goobly-moogly.
We got her, men. Move!
Move! Move!
No, wait! Who are you guys?
Get away from her!
Help me! Help me, please!
I'm free!
Ain't you done heard of
the emancipossumlocomotion?
Oh no! Hey! Down!
Oh! No! Oh!
[POP]
Lordy!
Captain Hero, do something!
I can't. I gave up my powers.
No!
[SOBBING] The horror!
The horror!
She was my favourite joke ever!
Ohh! This was all my fault.
I'm the worst super hero ever.
I'm useless.
I might as well just roll into
the pool and drown myself.
[LARGE EXHALE]
[THUMP] [THUMP] [THUMP]
Oh.
I might as well roll into the garage
and poison myself with carbon monoxide.
[LARGE EXHALE] [CLINK]
[CLINK] Oh.
[LARGE EXHALE]
I'll just be in the corner.
[LARGE EXHALE]
[NARRATING] I was about to give up all
hope, but then I noticed something.
I had looked through that
poster a million times before,
but that was the first
time I really saw it.
I will hang in there, baby.
I will hang in there.
[LARGE EXHALE]
Everyone, I'm off to save Foxxy.
But you're in a wheelchair.
Society no longer values you.
And even if they did, you don't
know where they've taken Foxxy.
We're on a reality show.
Uh, duh!
We'll just watch our
program to see where she is.
Turn on the TV, gay friend.
Turn on the TV, gay friend.
I like this show.
Hey, there's Foxxy. Turn it up.
Ooh! Now you be Foxxy love.
Ain't that right?
Yes, sir. [ZIPPER CLOSES]
Why'd they throw us
in this here truck?
They be roundin' up all us
politically incorrect cartoons.
Oh, back in da day, we
wuz all over the radio,
the t-b and the movies
entertainin' the chid'ren.
Folks is just as
racist now, you know,
but they don't
wants to admit it.
So we's been censored.
We ain't been seen
in a toons age.
So where's they
fixin' to take us?
Well, brer Foxxy,
they be takin' us to a
cartoon erasement camp,
where they're gonna
erase us forever.
Oh my god! They're
gonna erase Foxxy.
We have to do something.
There's nothing we can do. That place is
more guarded than my father's affections.
Damn it, people!
Foxxy's in trouble.
Now is the time for
us to stand up...
Or remain courageously seated, and
be the heroes I know we can be.
So who's with me?
There's an orange
Julius on the way.
I'm in! Let's go!
They really are a
delicious treat.
Let's go friends. Go!
[LARGE EXHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
OKay, I'm just gonna push you.
The trek to the erasement
camp was long and arduous.
We lost many cameramen
in the dark forest,
and two to super shrimp
Thursday at long John silver.
Ugh. It's locked.
No!
What are we gonna do?
Stand back, everyone. I'll ram
into the door and knock it down.
[LARGE EXHALE]
Ohh!
[DAZED] Stand back everyone. I'll
ram into the door and knock it down.
[DEEP INHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
Ohh!
[SLURRED] Stand door, every ram.
I'll melatonin.
[DEEP INHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
Aahh!
- You did it!
- Nice going!
You're handicapable.
Now follow me.
[LARGE EXHALE]
No!
No!
No!
Ling-Ling and I stayed
behind to find a cure
for Foxxy's condition,
and my alzheimer's.
And to find a cure
for Foxxy's condition.
That's why I stayed
behind with Ling-Ling.
My son never calls.
Well, Ling-Ling, I found some
of Foxxy's hair on her soap.
With the d-n-a, we should
be able to produce a clone.
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
Every day, Ling-Ling. Every day.
[LARGE EXHALE]
I did it. I did it!
[BELL RINGS]
Wow! Hero you beat us.
You're handicapable.
Oh my god. Look!
This must be where they keep
all the censored cartoons.
Foxxy's gotta be
around here somewhere.
[LARGE EXHALE]
Oh man. This is gonna be rich.
[MEXICAN ACCENT] "Hey senor.
What's your hurry?"
It's siesta time. I think."
Classic!
[GONG CHIMES] Ah, so. Ah, so.
[GONG CHIMES] Ah, so. Ah. So.
[GONG CHIMES]
Ha ha! Another classic.
[NATIVE AMERICAN CHANTING]
See, that's not funny.
Those people got a raw deal.
[TOGETHER] ♪ all
the doodah day ♪
♪ Camptown ladies sing
this song, doodah, doodah ♪
Ha ha ha ha! Now
that's more like it.
Hey, Xandir,
I'll create a diversion, and you
take care of that son of a bitch.
Hey, mister.
I got into my daddy's liquor cabinet,
and now I don't know right from wrong.
Hyah!
Ow!
Oh, you like punching
me in the face, do ya's?
Well how do you like this?
Ow!
Oh, you like pulling
my hair, do ya's?
Well, how do ya like this?
Oh, you like setting off the
alarm to warn the others, do ya's?
Well, how do you like this?
[ALARM BLARING]
[DOGS BARKING] Freeze!
[GROANING]
Yes, yes. It's working.
It's working!
You ask me if I
have a god complex.
I am god.
[EVIL LAUGH]
- Kill me!
- Uh-oh.
Aahh!
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Oh my god. It's m-mouse.
I should have known you
were behind this, mickey m-.
You'll never get away with it!
Ha ha ha! You kids
thought you could stop me?
No one can stop me.
Soon I will eradicate every
offensive cartoon in the universe,
until it's the happiest
place on earth.
[STEAM HISSING]
Oh my god! You're
gonna kill them?
You can't do this...
Freeze!
[SIGHS] Don't you see?
These cartoon characters are part
of our history, our heritage.
Sure, they may not be a part
we're particularly proud of,
but to deny it, well,
that's dangerous.
As dangerous as denying the
holocaust or slavery, or...
The playful advances
of your shop teacher.
Wow. You've really given me
something to think about Spanky...
While I kill these politically
incorrect freaks! Ha ha ha!
I regret nothing!
Help me! Help me, please!
Somebody, help Foxxy!
Finally, it was my chance to save
Foxxy, and in doing so, save myself.
Failure was not an option.
Unfortunately,
neither was walking.
[WHIMPERS] Oh, lordy. Oh, lordy.
Ohh! Ahh!
No!
Help me! Help me, please!
Foxxy?
My feets. My feets.
They's failing me now.
I'm here Foxxy. Don't worry.
[CRACKING]
Oopsy-daisy.
[SCREAMS] I regret
nothin', no how!
[SNIFFLES] I can't believe
Foxxy love is gone.
She's become another
inner city statistic.
[EVIL LAUGH]
No!
[DEEP INHALE]
[LARGE EXHALE]
Captain Hero, where
are you going?
He's trying the ol'
spin the earth backwards
to turn back time
trick from superman 1.
Or superman 2.
Or was it superman 3?
Or was it superman 3?
Or superman 2?
Or superman 1?
CAPT. HERO: Aah!
I guess I spun the earth
backwards a little too hard.
I mean, right up to the big bang,
which wasn't really all that big.
And now...
[WHISPERS] We wait.
ANNOUNCER: Next millennium
on Drawn Together.
CAPT. HERO: I learned
an important lesson.
That it's not cool to use my
powers to check out the babes,
but it's totally cool
to manipulate evolution.
Boob. Boob. Boob. Boob.
Boob. Boob. Boob.
Damn it!
I just realised...
I'm an ass man.
No!