Dragons: Riders of Berk (2012–2014): Season 3, Episode 23 - SHOCK and AWE - full transcript

[title music]

[Hiccup] This changes everything.

_

Here you go, baby.

Oh, that big storm washed up
all kinds of cool things up here.

Quartz, Icelandite.

[chuckling] Travertine, Meatlug!

What the...

[rustling]

[both] Loki'd!

[screaming]
Ow!



[both laughing]
Loki'd. It never gets old.

Nope.

[groans] Don't you two
have something better to do?

Are you kidding? On Loki Day?

The day of our favorite god's birth?

One of the greatest days of
pranking ever conceived by any man,

woman, child, animal,
vegetable, mineral or rock?

Stop, stop! [shouting]
Ah, my arm!

[gasps]
[sobbing] My arm!

How could you, Meatlug?!
You were always such a gentle dragon.

I'll never be able to clap again,
and you know how much I love applause.

Meatlug didn't mean it. She...

Ugh!

[laughing]



It's still here, I still have the arm!

- Do we really even need to say it?
- I think we do. We've earned it.

[both] Loki'd!

- Loki'd! [laughs]
- Yeah!

[growling]

- The missing arm gag.
- Classic Loki.

Only outdone by the missing leg trick.

Yeah, but that's been done to death.

- Gotta keep it above the waist these days.
- Hiccup. What a show off.

[growling]
[electric buzzing]

[sighs]

Very funny, you two. "Loki Day."
[laughing sarcastically]

I get it. Joke's on Fishlegs.
Huh?

- You say something?
- Wait a minute.

If you two are here and Barf
and Belch are over there, then...

[electric buzzing]

[whimpering]

- You saw that, right?
- Oh, my Thor. I did!

- Really?
- No! [Ruffnut laughing]

- Not at all. Not even...
- Oh, whoa! [laughing]

It had two heads, maybe three.

And it made this weird sound,
like nothing I'd ever heard before.

It was like a... like...

[roars]

[buzzing, whimpering]

Oh, my Thor.
That's incredible, Fishlegs!

I know, right?

Wrong!
Not getting me on Loki Day.

If it isn't already obvious to you all,
I am way smarter than...

[groaning]

Obviously. Much smarter.

[both] Loki'd!

Ha, ha, ha.
Fine. You got me.

But I still don't believe Fishlegs
about that creature in lagoon.

Creature in the Edge Lagoon.

Just when you thought it was safe
to take a bath in a lagoon.

- Okay. Any day now.
- Toothless?

[roars]

Ah! Oof.

Thanks. Much appreciated.

You can Loki all you want.
I know what I saw.

We've been swimming and fishing
in that cove for months, Fishlegs.

Don't you think we would've seen
something if there was something to see?

You sure it wasn't just the light
coming through the fog?

It can play really weird tricks on you.
Especially at that hour.

Sounds more like somebody
got Loki'd by the fog.

It wasn't the fog, you guys!

There's something out there.
Something real.

And, as usual, you won't
believe it until I prove it.

All of Thor's creatures have to eat.
Right, girl?

[stretching]

[whistles]

[singing] # Well, I've got my Meat
And I've got my Lug #

♪ And a great big heart
Filled with Fishlegs love ♪

♪ I'm a Dragon Rider
through and through ♪

[yawns]

All right, Meatlug, one more time.

♪ Well, I've got my Meat
And I've got my Lug ♪

♪ And a great big heart
Filled with Fishlegs love ♪

[snoring]

[snorts]

[Fishlegs snoring]

[electric buzzing]

[Fishlegs yelps]

[creature screeches]

[creature screeches]

[screaming]

I knew I was right!
It lives!

[buzzing]

[screaming]

Whoa! Oh!

Oh, Thor, I promise I won't stay up
late reading books anymore.

I promise I won't pocket
extra burly cakes.

I promise I'll tell Snotlout
where I hid his favorite axe.

Hey...

Hey, Meatlug, it's trying to get out!

Come on, girl, we
have to close the exit.

Those guys will never believe
it was here if we let it get away.

[Meatlug roars]

Not to mention the fact that
we'll get to study it.

Who knows?
It could be a whole new species!

Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Keep dumping, girl.

[Fishlegs]
The last time I saw the creature,

it was heading
for the deepest part of the cove.

Is it more like a giant fish?
Or a big snake?

I don't know, it was hard
to tell from underwater.

Everything looked kind of fuzzy
and misshapen.

You sure you weren't looking
at Meatlug? [chuckles]

- Ha, ha. Very funny.
- Well, whatever it is, we'll find it.

Where did you two hide my axe?!

I know it's Loki Day,
but come on, it was my favorite one.

Okay, let's fan out
and find the creature.

Don't get too close to the water.

- How do we know it's even real?
- Because it bit me!

That doesn't look like a bite.
That looks like a burn.

Grab your buckets.

We're gonna chum the water
to see if it'll show itself again.

Not me. No way.
Loki Day trick.

I can smell it from a mile away.
[chuckles]

I mean, how dense does he think we are?

[screeching]

- Uh, Snotlout?
- What?

[exclaims]

[shouting gibberish]

[gasps]

That's...
That's not a creature at all.

It's a dragon.

And not just any dragon.
It's a Seashocker!

[chuckling] A Seashocker!
Right in our cove!

- And I found him.
- You mean you trapped him.

- I didn't tr... Argh!
- I-I gotta tell you, Fishlegs,

if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes,
I'm not sure I'd believe it.

Right? Seashockers are
extremely difficult to spot

because they hardly ever surface.

[sighs deeply]

Yes, because they're deep water dragons!

Exactly. Which explains why
it didn't take my bait.

[both] It only eats deep-sea fish!

- [Hiccup] Exactly.
- Geek mode, fully engaged.

Okay, can we step away from the
onslaught of dragon knowledge?

- With pleasure, brother.
- Heh.

[Ruffnut] Whoa!

[thuds]
Loki'd!

[Ruffnut] What?!
I thought we were on the same team!

Sorry, sis. A team is only as strong
as its weakest player.

[Ruffnut] As soon as I get out
of this hole, it is on!

Just wait till she sees the snake
I put down there.

[snake hisses]
[Ruffnut screams]

You are truly a master.

- [Ruffnut] Jerk!
- I think she saw it.

How lucky are we? [chuckles]

To be able to study
a Seashocker this closely?

[screeching]

Okay, but we have to be careful.

We don't want to hurt the dragon.

Oh, Hiccup, when would
I ever hurt a dragon?

[dragon screeching]

[sighs] Look at how fluidly it moves
through the water.

- Truly masterful.
- What's it even doing here?

It must've gotten separated from its pod.

[screeching]

- It looks kind of agitated.
- Great idea, Fishlegs.

Let's mess with the angry zapper-heads.

Yeah, I actually think I agree
with Snotlout on this one.

The Seashocker looks pretty stressed.

I think we should help
it out of the cove.

I know, I know, I know,
but after I get some measurements.

Astrid, can you position yourself
near the tail,

and then I'll come over here and...

- He's not listening to you.
- I know.

- This is really a bad idea.
- Yes, it is.

- You should listen to me more often.
- Nah, I shouldn't.

Based on the Seashocker's length
and coloration,

I'd say it's a healthy, young adult male.

[electric buzzing]

Whoa, Stormfly!

All right... Fishlegs,
I think we've seen enough.

Don't worry. This kind of impulse behavior
is completely age appropriate.

Look out, bud!

Ah!

No! Stop!

Hookfang! Calm down.

[screeches]

Oh, no. He's hurt.
Astrid!

Stormfly was just reacting
to being attacked.

Yeah, Fishlegs, what did you expect?

All right, everybody just calm down.

We need to get the Seashocker
back into the sea.

Still not listening.

[screeching]

Stay here, girl.

It's okay. Don't worry.
I'm not gonna hurt you.

[growling]

Okay, we're just gonna try
and get you off the rocks

and back into the water.

[explosion]

[groaning]

That was a doozy. Phew!
I didn't know you could do that.

[snorting]

Looks like you didn't know
you could do that either.

[screeches]

I guess you're not used to
being in shallow water, huh?

And you're probably pretty hungry too
and we don't have any deep-sea fish.

He needs to be with his pod, Fishlegs.

It's too dangerous for him to stay here.

I know, I know. You're right.

- Can you just give us a minute?
- You got it.

We'll go start blasting open
the mouth of the cove.

[sighs]

I'm sorry I locked you in here,
away from your home and your family.

I should not have been so selfish.

But don't you worry.

We're gonna get you out of here
and back to where you belong.

Oh, no. Stormfly's spine
is still stuck in your side.

Poor thing.

[electric buzzing]

[Fishlegs grunts]

[Seashocker screeches]

[exhales]

[snorts]

Here we go.
I got you. I got you.

This way!
This way to freedom! Come on!

What's going on?
Don't ask about your huts.

They can be fixed.

Never mind. We need your help
to clear a path for the Seashocker.

Blast the last of the lava wall.

How do we know this isn't a trick

and when we blast the wall,
the whole cove explodes?

Really?

All right, here they come.

Almost there! Just a little...

Wait, why are you stopping?
Freedom awaits!

[Seashocker screeching]

[screeches]

What?

Scauldrons!

Oh, no. Scauldrons are
Seashockers' natural predators!

All the noise from blasting the wall
must have drawn them in!

The wall. The one that I put there.

Meatlug, what have we done?

We have to do something, Hiccup!

The Seashocker can't fight off
all these Scauldrons by himself.

Okay, spread out and flank the Scauldrons.
Just try and distract them.

It's two against one!

Every time it looks like he loses them,
he zaps and then more come.

The Scauldrons must track the Shocker
by following its shocks.

You stay away from him!

Yes!

[gasps]
[Hiccup] Now, bud!

Phew! Thanks, Hiccup.

Where'd he go?

He's making a break for the opening.

[Astrid] Two Scauldrons, moving fast!

We'll lay down some cover fire.
Astrid, cut them off!

[screams]

[both] Loki'd!
[laughing]

What? No! I cannot believe you two!

- Loki'ing right now!
- Astrid's the crown jewel, Fishlegs.

When you have a shot at Loki'ing
Astrid, you've gotta take it.

[snorts]

We'll talk later.

Oh, yes. We will.

[both laughing]

Hiccup, would you please tell them

that they have to stop doing
all these Loki tricks?

Fishlegs, I actually think that Loki might
be the key to saving the Seashocker!

- Now you're talking!
- I wouldn't get too excited if I were you.

[Tuffnut] Why?

[Barf and Belch snorting]

Why do I feel like we're being punished?

Because those guys
don't understand Loki Day.

Let's just get these things
and get out of here.

- This bait is nasty!
- Uh. The word is pungent.

Sorry. This pungent is nasty.

- Hiccup said to just use a pinch.
- [Tuffnut] Ha! [laughing]

Loki'd! Yeah!
[chuckling]

Good one!
But now, how do we...

[shouting in fear]

[screeching]

Can someone please tell me why we're
risking everything to help this thing?

They're underwater!
I can't get a clear shot.

They're in a feeding frenzy.
It's too dangerous to get any closer.

[growls]

What happened? Where did he go?

Hiccup, did he just...

- Oh, man.
- We tried everything, Fishlegs. I'm sorry.

Me too, Fishlegs.
I guess we should head back.

[music]

I am not leaving. Not yet.

This is my fault and if somehow,
some way, he is still alive,

then it is my responsibility to get him
back to the safety of his pod.

Fishlegs...

Hiccup. He is a fighter.
He is gonna make...

[screeching]

Yes! He lives!
He lives! Fishlegs!

Uh-oh.

Incoming! Yeah!

[screeching]

Whoa.

[roaring]

Giant zapping eel!

I'm pretty sure I said a few small eels.

On Loki Day, you go big
or you go home!

It's working. The zapping eel
is confusing the Scauldrons.

Who knew you could Loki Scauldrons?

Let's Loki 'em even more.
Come on, bud.

Go, Meatlug!

[screeches]

Oh, this is our chance.

Come on, just a little further.
We're almost there.

Ha, ha!

[laughing] We did it, Hiccup!
We saved him!

Another Scauldron.

Oh, this is gonna hurt.

Fishlegs!

[growling]

[shouting in pain]

[exploding]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[groaning] Okay.

Fishlegs, are you all right?

[groans]

That must have blown him
twenty yards. New record!

Don't worry, Fishlegs.

In time you'll be able
to feel your legs again.

I mean, probably.

That was one of the gutsiest
moves I've ever seen, Fishlegs.

- Hey, it's nothing I wouldn't have done.
- Then, why didn't you do it?

'Cause I wanted to give Fishlegs
a taste of the Snot.

- Tastes good, doesn't it?
- Yeah, that's what I thought.

[screeching]

[growling]

[screeching]

Look at that, Fishlegs.
You did it. You won.

[sighs] We did it.

Finally, we're getting
the respect we deserve.

Yeah, do you think I'm underdressed?

I could have worn my browner tunic.

Your Vikings of the Year have arr...
Ow!

Loki'd!
[Hiccup laughing]

[Toothless grunting]

[both shouting]
Bad dragon!

[shouting]

Whoa!

Look out!

Loki'd! [laughing]

[Ruffnut] Whoa!
[laughing]

[metal clanging]

[Ruffnut] Ow!

[panting]

- Safe now.
- I never thought I'd say this, brother,

but I think I am ready
for Loki Day to end.

- Hey!
- Whoa!

Uh, we might have to wait on that.

[crash]
[rumbling]

Whoa. How weird is that?

- An earthquake on Loki Day.
- Yeah. Too weird.

Hey, is it also weird
that there are dragons

flying in place outside the windows?

[Stormfly snorting]

Not if you take into account

that we're thousands of feet
above the ocean,

hanging by a rope attached
to Stormfly!

Okay, this has gone too far.
I'm declaring it officially.

When dragons start Loki'ing Dragon Riders,
that's when the whole sys...

[crash]
Whoa!

I don't think the system is safe.

Loki'd!
Enjoy your new home, guys.

I hear the neighbors are really quiet.
[laughing]

[Tuffnut] Evil genius.
You got to admire it.

[Ruffnut] Admire it?
I'm straight up jealous of it.

[Tuffnut] If I ever
mention Loki Day again,

hold me down
and pull all my nose hairs out.

[Ruffnut] Mmm, but that's
only what we do on our birthday.

[Tuffnut] Oh, yeah. Well, think of
something else that's really painful

and has to do with my nose,
do that instead. Loki Day.

- [Ruffnut] Heard that.
- [Tuffnut] No! [punching]

I'm fine.