Dragons: Riders of Berk (2012–2014): Season 2, Episode 9 - Zippleback Down - full transcript

- LET'S GO, BUD.
[Toothless roars]

[heroic music]

♪

- YEAH.
- WOW.

- COOL.
- WOW.

- WOW, NICE.
- HE'S PRETTY GOOD.

[clang]
- AAH, THE PAIN!

THE HORROR!

[laughs]

DON'T SOIL YOUR SKIVVIES.

I WAS JUST PLAYING AROUND.



BUT THESE DRAGON TRAPS
ARE MADE TO WITHSTAND

EVEN THE TOUGHEST
OF, WELL, DRAGONS.

THEY'RE NOTHING TO PLAY
AROUND WITH.

- UH, I BEG TO DIFFER.

THAT ONE
WITH ALL THE TEETH'S

GOT TUFFNUT
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

- EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
[laughs]

- YOU TWO CAN FEEL FREE

TO EXPERIMENT
ON YOUR OWN TIME.

NOW, WHO CAN TELL ME
WHAT THIS TRAP IS CALLED?

- "RUFFNUT-BE-GONE"?
[laughs]

OW! OH, MY LOBE.

- IT'S CALLED A SNAPPER.
- POTATO, POTAHTO.

- YOU GUYS,
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.



OKAY? EYES FORWARD.

- NO PROBLEMO.
[helmets clang]

- OTHER TRAPS INCLUDE ROPERS,
GRABBERS, AND NETTERS.

- AH, WELL DONE, FISHLEGS.

BUT REMEMBERING
HOW TO UNSET THEM--

THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES
THE MEN FROM THE MAIMED.

[Meatlug growls]
- OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, GIRL.

DADDY'LL BE FINE.
[smooches]

FOR THE ROPER, PRESS YOUR FOOT
AGAINST THE ACTIVATION LINE.

- THEN,
REMOVE THE LATCH KEY,

WHICH TAKES TENSION
OFF THE TRIGGER.

THEN YOU CAN CUT THE ROPE.

- SOMEONE'S BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION.

AND WHAT
ABOUT THE NOTORIOUS NETTER TRAP?

- AH, AH, AH.

I GOT THIS ONE.

- PLEASE, BE MY GUEST.

- IS IT WRONG TO ROOT
FOR THE TRAP?

- EH, LET'S JUST CALL IT
A TEACHING MOMENT.

- OKAY.

IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, ACTUALLY.
[chuckles]

YOU JUST DETACH
THE ROPEY CHAIN-LOOKING THING,

PULL THE POINTY PART BACK.
THEN--

AAH!

HOOKFANG, YOU GONNA GET ME
OUT OF HERE?

[Hookfang growls softly]

ANYTIME.

- HICCUP,
YOU WANT TO RELEASE THE BEAST?

- THAT'S NOT
ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, IS IT?

- OKAY, ENGAGE THE SAFETY PIN.

DISLODGE THE TRIGGER STRUT.

- OOF!

TEACHER'S PET.

- TOOTHLESS, PLASMA BLAST.

GOOD JOB, BUD.

- [grunts]

AH. RIGHT.

RUFFNUT, TUFFNUT,

SHOW ME HOW TO UNSET
THIS SNAPPER TRAP.

- CAN'T.
STARING CONTEST.

- NOW!

- FINE. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GET SO TESTY.

[snapper trap clangs]
- AAH!

AH! YOU ALMOST CUT OFF
MY HEAD.

- NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
STARE-WORTHY.

AH, NEXT TIME.
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN HERE.

YOU ALL HAVE
YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.

THERE ARE DOZENS
OF DRAGON TRAPS

LEFT OVER FROM, WELL...

[quietly]
WHEN WE KILLED THEM.

[normal voice]
BUT SINCE WE DON'T, WELL...

[quietly]
KILL THEM ANYMORE,

[normal voice] WE THOUGHT
IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA

TO CLEAR THEM
BEFORE SOME WILD DRAGON WANDERS

INTO ONE AND GETS CAUGHT.

SO GET GOING.

- YOU GUYS KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, RIGHT?

- WHAT KIND OF QUESTION
IS THAT?

- A NECESSARY ONE.

- YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA,
DO YOU?

- ABSOLUTELY...
- NO IDEA.

[Barf and Belch grumble]

- GUYS, WE'RE CLEARING
DRAGON TRAPS.

IT'S VERY DANGEROUS

FOR YOU
AND FOR YOUR DRAGON.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET IT.

YOU GUYS STAY HERE, WHERE YOU
CAN'T GET INTO TROUBLE.

- ACTUALLY, WE CAN GET INTO
TROUBLE PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE.

REMEMBER THAT EMPTY ROOM?

- [laughs]
- HE'S GOT A POINT.

- LOOK, I-I JUST DON'T KNOW

IF I CAN TRUST YOU GUYS
OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

- WOW, THAT WAS HARSH.

- YEAH. OUCH.

- YEAH--NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE THAT, IT'S JUST--

- NO, WE GET IT.
YOU THINK WE'RE USELESS.

[Barf and Belch growl]

- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

- BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT.

- THAT'S NOT HELPING ME
AT ALL.

- WE'LL BE FINE, HICCUP.

IT'S NOT LIKE
WE NEVER PAY ATTENTION.

- JUST RARELY.

- RIGHT?
[both laugh]

- YOU KNOW,
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA MISS THEM

WHEN THEY DON'T COME BACK.

- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

BUT I DON'T REALLY APPRECIATE
HICCUP'S NEGATIVITY

WHEN IT COMES TO
OUR THOR-GIVEN DRAGON ABILITIES.

- RIGHT?
I MEAN, HE DOESN'T KNOW US.

- YEAH.

WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING
AGAIN?

- WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK
FOR THE HIDDEN TRAPS.

- HIDDEN TRAPS. CHECK.

OKAY, WHERE DO
YOU THINK THEY'D HIDE?

HERE, TRAPPY.

HERE, LITTLE SNAPPER TRAP.

UGH!

FOUND IT!

[grunts]

LITTLE HELP, SIS?

- NAH, YOU'RE DOING FINE.

- [whimpers]

- OKAY, OKAY.

UGH, QUIT YOUR WHINING.

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- YOU SAID YOU WANTED HELP.

I'M GOING BACK TO THE VILLAGE
TO GET HICCUP.

DUH.
- FINE.

BUT DON'T TELL HIM
I GOT STUCK IN THE TRAP.

WE'LL NEVER HEAR
THE END OF IT.

- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
[gasps]

I'LL TELL HIM THE TRAP
GOT CAUGHT IN YOU.

- I LIKE WHERE YOUR HEAD'S AT.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.

WE NEED TWO RIDERS.

HOW AM I GONNA FLY
BARF AND BELCH WITHOUT YOU?

- DUH, HAND SIGNALS.

- OH, COOL.
GREAT IDEA.

- OKAY, BELCH, FLY.

[Belch growls]

YES! SAVE YOUR FATHER
FROM THE SNAPPING TRAP.

[Barf and Belch screech]

- [coughs]
- WHOA, THAT WAS QUICK.

WHERE'S HICCUP?

- I'LL WALK BACK.

BARF, BELCH,
KEEP AN EYE ON TUFFNUT.

- OKAY, YEAH.
GREAT IDEA.

I'LL WAIT HERE.

I'M NOT HELPLESS, YOU KNOW.

[grunts]

[groans]

- HMM.

YES, NO, YES, NO,

YES, NO.

YES.

[Toothless growls]

- ALL RIGHT, BUD.
BLAST IT!

GOOD WORK.

[wind rustling]

HMM.
YOU FEEL THAT, BUD?

THERE'S A DRY HOT WIND
COMING IN FROM THE NORTH.

IT HASN'T RAINED
FOR TWO MONTHS.

THIS IS
DEFINITELY FIRE WEATHER.

OKAY, BUD,
LET'S GET BACK

TO THE VILLAGE
AND FIND MY DAD.

- YOU KNOW, BARF,
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

WE NEVER TALK,
AND WELL, THAT MAKES ME SAD.

I MEAN, I GET IT.
I RIDE THE OTHER HEAD.

BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT

WE CAN'T HAVE LUNCH
OR SOMETHING,

YOU KNOW,
GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER

ON A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL.

HEY, DO EITHER OF YOU
REMEMBER HOW TO UNDO THIS?

WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT AM I DOING?

I'M
A PROFESSIONAL DRAGON TRAINER.

BARF, BELCH.

[Barf and Belch growl]

UNTRAP ME.

[groans]

NO! STOP!

[groans]

STOP! OW!

OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.

OW, OW, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
STOP IT!

- UH, DAD,
I-I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

- NO TIME TO TALK, SON.
FIRE WEATHER.

- HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?

- GOBBER, SHOW HIM.

- FEEL THAT?

- UH, YES.

- IT'S USUALLY SUPPLE,

TENDER, LIKE A NEWBORN BABY.

WHEN IT'S FIRE WEATHER,

DRY AS A 50-YEAR-OLD YAK.

- WHICH BRINGS US TO YOU.

- IT DOES?
- YES.

ONE ERRANT DRAGON BLAST COULD
BURN BERK TO THE GROUND.

SO MAKE SURE THE TWINS DON'T
DO ANYTHING STUPID OUT THERE.

- UGH, IT'D BE EASIER TO GET
AROUND THESE WOODS

IF THERE WEREN'T
SO MANY TREES.

[groans]

UGH.
[dragons chittering]

KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY.

[grunts]

[grunts]
UH...

- SO IF I'M READING
YOUR SILENCE CORRECTLY,

YOU THINK
MY SISTER'S SO COMPETITIVE

BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN
IN A MAN'S WORLD?

[Barf growls]

I MEAN,
THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH,

ESPECIALLY HER INNER RAGE.

AND HER OUTER RAGE.

AND, ALL THAT--
ALL THE RAGE

IN HER FISTS AND HER FEET
AND HER NAVEL.

I TOTALLY GET
WHY SHE'D FEEL TRAPPED.

I MEAN, I FEEL TRAPPED.

COME ON, THINK.

HOW'D GOBBER UNDO THIS THING?

COME ON. COME ON!

YOU ARE NOT USELESS.
YOU ARE NOT USELESS!

OKAY, I'M TOTALLY USELESS.

[tree trunks snapping]

I WAS WRONG.

I'M EVEN MORE USELESS
THAN I IMAGINED.

HELP!
HELP!

[Typhoomerang roars]

[dragons snarl]

- [groans]
HEY!

I AM NOT YOUR PLAYTHING!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

HEY! I MAY BARF!

UH, WAY MORE DIZZY
THAN USUAL.

I LIKE IT!

WAIT, WHY ARE WE GETTING
RID OF THESE TRAPS AGAIN?

THEY'RE AWESOME.

BARF, BELCH,
IT'S TWO AGAINST ONE, COME ON!

GET IN THERE,
AND SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS.

[sizzling]

FIRST OF ALL,

THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW.

I NEVER LOSE
A STARING CONTEST.

[chuckles]

[laughs] I WIN!

OKAY, THIS IS
GONNA SOUND WEIRD,

BUT HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

[Typhoomerang grumbles]

YOU--YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR.

WAIT A MINUTE!

UH, WERE YOU EVER
ON OUTCAST ISLAND?

NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT IT.

HOW ABOUT BREAKNECK BOG?

DRAGON ISLAND?
DRAGON BOG?

BREAKNECK ISLAND?

AH, PLAYING IT CLOSE
TO THE WING, ARE WE?

[dragon growls]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THEY'RE COOL.

THAT'S BARF AND BELCH,
MY COMPLETELY AWESOME DRAGON.

I SHARE IT WITH MY COMPLETELY
UN-AWESOME SISTER.

YOU CAN MEET HER,
IF SHE HASN'T BEEN EATEN

BY A PACK OF ANGRY BOARS,
TORN LIMB FROM LIMB

IN A FRENZY
OF WILD ANIMAL RAGE--

SORRY, I GOT LOST
IN THE RHAPSODY OF IT ALL.

[Typhoomerang snarls]

UH, ROAR?

[Typhoomerang roars]

- AGH!

[Typhoomerang roars]

ROAR!

[Typhoomerang roars]

THAT WAS TOTALLY FUN.

HEY, WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO DO NOW?

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

- THE TWINS HAVEN'T
COME BACK YET,

AND NO ONE'S SEEN THEM.

I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
SENT THEM OUT THERE.

- WE'RE GOING WITH YOU.

- NO.
THEY'RE MY RESPONSIBILITY.

- I'LL FIND THEM.

- WING RAISE.

OKAY, OKAY.

WATCH ME.
WING RAISE.

WHOA! IT WORKED.

WAIT TILL HICCUP SEES THIS.

ALL RIGHT, SPIN.

NO, NO, YOU GOTTA WATCH ME.

SPIN.

AH, YES!

WE'RE TOTALLY IN SYNC.

ARE YOU SURE
WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE?

NAH, YOU JUST PROBABLY HAVE
ONE OF THOSE FACES.

[Terrible Terrors chittering]

- [sniffing]

FIRE?
NOT GOOD.

GOTTA GET BACK TO TUFFNUT.

I KNOW.
I'LL RETRACE MY STEPS.

ONE AT A TIME.

- KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN,
TOOTHLESS.

LIKE I SAID, FIRE WEATHER.
JUST GREAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

WHERE THERE'S FIRE,
THERE'S THE TWINS.

[Typhoomerang growls]

- [whispers]
TUFFNUT, DO NOT MOVE.

THERE IS A MASSIVE--
AND I MEAN MASSIVE--

TYPHOOMERANG STANDING
NEXT TO YOU.

- I KNOW.
WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

- WHY AREN'T YOU WHISPERING?

THIS IS SERIOUS.

- HERE, WATCH THIS.

ROAR!

[Typhoomerang roars]

COOL, HUH?

- YEAH, AWESOME.

OH, HEY,
THIS'LL BUM YOU OUT.

THERE'S AN OUT-OF-CONTROL
FOREST FIRE HEADED THIS WAY.

- HEH.
WHY WOULD THAT BUM ME OUT?

I MEAN,
I LOVE "OUT OF CONTROL."

- OKAY, SEE YA!

- I'M KIDDING.
GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE?

- TOOTHLESS, THERE.

COME IN LOW, BUD,
TO AVOID THE FIRE

AND THE MASSIVE...
TYPHOOMERANG?

THE CLEARING, TOOTHLESS!

WE CAN MAKE THE CLEARING.

[grunts]

- HICCUP!

[Typhoomerang roars]

- OKAY,
EVERYBODY STAND BACK.

THIS IS BAD.

[Typhoomerang roars]

[Typhoomerang roars]

- WAIT A SECOND.
I KNOW YOU.

[gasps]

- OH, MAN, YOUR NEW DRAGON
JUST ATE HICCUP.

- BAD TYPHOOMERANG.

NOW YOU BARF OUT HICCUP
RIGHT NOW!

[Typhoomerang grumbles]

[Typhoomerang chitters]

- TH-THIS ISN'T JUST
ANY TYPHOOMERANG.

RUFF, TUFF,
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE THIS GUY?

LOOK AT HIM.

IT'S TORCH!

- WHAT? NO WAY.

- HICCUP,
TORCH IS, LIKE, THIS BIG.

[scoffs] AND HE CALLS HIMSELF
THE DRAGON CONQUEROR.

- UH, NO,
I DON'T CALL MYSELF THAT,

AND THIS IS TORCH.

HE JUST GREW.
A LOT.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU, WELL, GROW UP.

- UH, NOPE.
I'M DRAWING A BLANK HERE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT.

- YEAH, GOT NOTHING.

[Toothless snarls]

[dragons growl]

- OH, COME ON, GUYS.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
START THIS AGAIN.

RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT A FIRE
BEARING DOWN ON US.

RUFFNUT, GET TUFFNUT
OUT OF THAT TRAP.

- YEAH, ABOUT THAT...
WE'VE BEEN TRYING.

- BUT SOMEONE,
AND I WON'T MENTION ANY NAMES,

DIDN'T GIVE
VERY CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS.

- OH, NEVER MIND.

BARF, BELCH, HELP ME UP.

- JUST--JUST LEAVE ME.

[coughs]
SAVE YOURSELVES.

- YOU HEARD HIM.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

- AGAIN, KIDDING.

- YEAH, ME TOO.
HA.

- [grunting]

IT'S STUCK TIGHT.

WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

THAT FIRE'S HEADED STRAIGHT
TO BERK.

TORCH, YOU GIVE US A LIFT?

- OOH! OW!

UGH.

AAH!

THIS IS AWESOME AND SCARY!
AAH!

- THE FIRE'S HEADED
FOR THAT LOGGING PATH.

IF IT JUMPS OVER,
IT'LL BURN THROUGH BERK

BEFORE WE CAN DO ANYTHING.

OKAY, TORCH.
SET US DOWN ON THAT PATH.

[Torch growls]

- HEY, GUYS?

AS AWESOME AS THIS FIRE IS
UP CLOSE,

I THINK MY BACK HAIR
JUST WENT UP IN FLAMES.

AND, YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH I LOVE MY BACK HAIR.

AND HOW MUCH OF IT THERE IS.

- IT'S TRUE.
HE DOES.

ALMOST AS MUCH
AS I LIKE MINE.

- JUST HANG ON.
WE'RE GOING IN FOR A LANDING.

- WAIT A MINUTE!

[grunts]

- AH, IT'S TOO LATE.

- HEY, TORCH CAN HELP.

TORCH!

- TORCH! NO!
DON'T DO THAT.

TUFF, WE DON'T NEED
ANY MORE FIRE.

ESPECIALLY COMING
FROM A TYPHOOMERANG.

WE NEED TO GET WATER.

- FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T
FIGHT FIRE WITH WATER.

- AT LEAST WE DON'T.

- WE FIGHT IT WITH FIRE.

- IF WE CLEAR THESE TREES
AHEAD OF THE FIRE,

THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING
LEFT THAT IT CAN BURN.

RUFF, TUFF,
THAT'S BRILLIANT.

- DUH, HELLO?

- WE KNEW THAT.
WE KNEW WE WERE BRILLIANT.

- OKAY, GUYS,
HERE'S THE PLAN.

WHEN I GIVE THE SIGNAL,

TELL BARF AND BELCH
TO START BLASTING.

TOOTHLESS AND ME
ARE GONNA DO THE SAME.

- FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!

WE SHOULD MAKE
THAT OUR CATCHPHRASE.

- YEAH, THAT OR...

"A YAK'S GOTTA DO
WHAT A YAK'S GOTTA DO."

WHAT? IT'S CATCHY.

OH, DON'T TELL ME
YOU WON'T BE USING THAT.

- READY? NOW!

WE GOTTA KEEP IT MOVING
THAT WAY.

TOOTHLESS, WIND!

- BARF, BELCH! WINGS!

DO YOUR THING, TORCH!

- TORCH! NOW!

NICE GOING, TORCH.

YOU TOO, BUD.

- AND STILL, NO LOVE
FOR THE TRAPPED VIKING.

FINALLY!

[groans]

- A TYPHOOMERANG!

AMAZING.

- NOT JUST ANY TYPHOOMERANG.

TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

- IS THAT TORCH?
- NO WAY.

- PLEASE TELL ME
HE DIDN'T BRING THE FAMILY.

- I FOUND HIM IN THE WOODS,
AND I TRAINED HIM.

- HE ACTUALLY DID.

IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.
- NO WAY.

TUFFNUT COULDN'T EVEN GET
HIMSELF OUT OF THAT TRAP.

- OH, YEAH?
WATCH THIS.

HEY, TORCH,
WINGS!

- [groans]

WHOA!

TUFFNUT, HELP!

[dragons growl]

- [laughs] OW.
TORCH, QUIT IT.

WHAT'S HE DOING?

- HE'S SAYING GOOD-BYE,
TUFF.

- OH.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TORCH.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO EVER LISTENED TO ME.

ROAR!

[Torch roars]

OKAY, CAN YOU GUYS LET ME
OUT OF THIS TRAP NOW, OR--

- WELL, I SUPPOSE.

- AH, AH, AH, NOT SO FAST,
HICCUP.

YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THAT.
YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF OUT.

- UH...

- [grunts]

WAIT.
I THINK I GOT IT.

AHH!

- YEAH, YOU GOT IT,
ALL RIGHT.

HEY!
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

BARF? BELCH?
ANYBODY?

I THOUGHT WE MADE
SOME GOOD PROGRESS OUT THERE.

- UGH.
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE WOMB.

- OH, YEAH, YOU REALLY GOT IT,
DIDN'T YOU?

YEAH, YOU GOT US RIGHT
NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

- UGH. GOD.
YOUR BACK HAIR STINKS.

- OH, MY BACK HAIR SMELLS?
OH, THAT'S REAL ORIGINAL.

WELL, YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE
SMELLING PEOPLE'S BACK HAIR.

- UGH, GET YOUR FOOT
OUT OF MY FACE.

THAT'S YOUR FOOT, RIGHT?